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(I DO MY HAIRTO-)
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The motherfuck were ya thinking?
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Left us out to dry while you go out drinking.
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Sipping margaritas in your retirement home
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While the rest of Equestria gets boned.
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For the royal sisters, here's a little tip.
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Before you give the crown to your little shit
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Make her try it for a week first, and,
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Oh, I don't know, maybe rehearse?
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(But not like I'd know anything about that.)
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Dumped her on us like a fat turd
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With some groans and a little bit of Laughter
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Yeah, you dipped and wiped yours clean in a rush
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Left it in the latrine but ya forgot to flush
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And now it stinks like some pig shit
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Guess all those years just weren't it
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Now the Magic is dead and Friendship with it.
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And I'm buryin' it in a closed casket.
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For Twilight Sparkle, a little bit of Honesty
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Suckin' on hayburgers chronically
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They musta laced up those burgers with crack
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How the fuck else did you get so wack?
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She sent you down here 'cause of number one rule
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Ya can't teach friendship from a book or school
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Nine years, act a fool
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'Cause you crackheads go and try to do
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A curriculum, and the world is sendin' em,
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To learn how to kill the autist within' em,
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From the one who loses her mind over a deadline,
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Spergouts shift the night into daytime.
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I got an itch. To put this alicorn bitch in a ditch.
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It's the pudding proof,
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I don't care if you can't handle the truth
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It sure makes me question your Loyalty
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Drinkin' up your hayburgers all oily,
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Got your dinner in the oven broiling,
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With the racial tension boiling.
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I need a purple burglar alarm, 'cause this giraffe
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Done stole the whole pantry, fridge, and the apple farm.
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I'm sure Whoa Nelly's a little jelly
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That it all went to your neck instead of your belly.
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And when the world was startin' up a race war,
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You decided to become a nine race whore,
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Icecream sundae, hot fudge and bananas split
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Put a berry in it with the closed casket.
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I'm here to kill Chaos.
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I want to kill Chaos.
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I need to kill Chaos.
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My quest is to kill Chaos.
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Ain't feelin' no Kindness
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When you let Chaos poke your brain with spined dick.
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Get that grey matter porous and tender.
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Take that gene pool and pour it in a blender.
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Must've been where Twilight got the idea from
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To make an omelette from nine different kinds of cum.
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With the way that Pinkie ran dick, you'd think hers and not Twilight's would look like Cheese Sandwich.
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Now you got these mutant dog types.
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Kidney bean mouths, make sure you lock your door at night.
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Apples and Rainbow are off cos-playin',
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They're in the trough making Zapp apple jam,
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Rockin' the jacket with that yee-yee ass mohawk,
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Showin' the colts you're not the kind that smokes cock.
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But at least you got some of it,
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Though the world may seem so Generous
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Seems one mare was left out to dry.
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Can I get an F in the chat for Rarity's sex life
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How the hell did that happen? Like, shit.
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Get that one a closed casket.
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