S&M gear by Pan


                                            S&M gear by Pan


                                            (07/02/2016)


                                            https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26359791/#q26376543


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                                            >Be Anon

                                            >Still human

                                            >But in Equestria

                                            >Buy shit on clearance from Rarity

                                            >She makes more apparel than she knows what to do with

                                            >Eventually the unwanted stuff gets unloaded

                                            >People are too encouraging of her work

                                            >Maybe that's too harsh

                                            >But look at this shit

                                            >No wonder nopony bought a black and white striped overcoat

                                            >Pretty sure that coat is racist against zebras

                                            >Full Halloween costume inspired by Nightmare Moon

                                            >Inspired by one of the many times Equestria was almost taken over by a brutal dictator

                                            >The pony clothes don't fit you but some of the accessories come in handy

                                            >And you can make changes to them and give them as gifts

                                            >Or leave them as is for gag gifts


                                            >Today Rarity has a new item on sale

                                            >Seems like she's finally getting rid of her dominatrix gear

                                            >what the fuck was up with that shit

                                            >She's had it on display for years

                                            >You didn't ask anypony because you thought you'd figure it out eventually

                                            >Didn't happen

                                            >Maybe you would understand better with personal experience


                                            "Is this on clearance?"

                                            "Why yes it is, darling. I'm ashamed to see such a charming outfit go. Alas, it's too highbrow for rural life.


                                            >or any life


                                            "Let me round up the rest of the things that go with it. It was meant to be an *en-semb*."

                                            >This will be interesting


                                            >Rarity comes back with a purple paper gift bag, the thin handles held in her mouth

                                            >She plops the bag in front of you


                                            "Since I am getting rid of it, I thought I might as well cleanse myself of everything all at once. I hope you find a good use for it, won't you dear?"


                                            "Uh, sure"


                                            "As a hipster on the cutting edge of style I'm sure you'll find something worth doing with it. Now go--!"


                                            >She closes her eyes

                                            "Before I change my mind about my masterpiece!"

                                            >Weirdo.


                                            >Checking what you just bought

                                            >Bridle

                                            >weird

                                            >Harness

                                            >weird

                                            >Riding crop

                                            >fucking weird


                                            >You slip it into your coat pocket

                                            >it rests vertically against your torso

                                            >You have half a mind to ask a pony why the fuck this item exists

                                            >did Rarity make S&M gear or what