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S&M gear by Pan
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-03-03 00:05:06
Updated: 2022-03-15 13:55:08
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                                            S&M gear by Pan
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                                            (07/02/2016)
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                                            >Be Anon
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                                            >Still human
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                                            >But in Equestria
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                                            >Buy shit on clearance from Rarity
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                                            >She makes more apparel than she knows what to do with
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                                            >Eventually the unwanted stuff gets unloaded
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                                            >People are too encouraging of her work
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                                            >Maybe that's too harsh
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                                            >But look at this shit
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                                            >No wonder nopony bought a black and white striped overcoat
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                                            >Pretty sure that coat is racist against zebras
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                                            >Full Halloween costume inspired by Nightmare Moon
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                                            >Inspired by one of the many times Equestria was almost taken over by a brutal dictator
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                                            >The pony clothes don't fit you but some of the accessories come in handy
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                                            >And you can make changes to them and give them as gifts
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                                            >Or leave them as is for gag gifts
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                                            >Today Rarity has a new item on sale
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                                            >Seems like she's finally getting rid of her dominatrix gear
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                                            >what the fuck was up with that shit
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                                            >She's had it on display for years
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                                            >You didn't ask anypony because you thought you'd figure it out eventually
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                                            >Didn't happen
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                                            >Maybe you would understand better with personal experience
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                                            "Is this on clearance?"
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                                            "Why yes it is, darling. I'm ashamed to see such a charming outfit go. Alas, it's too highbrow for rural life.
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                                            >or any life
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                                            "Let me round up the rest of the things that go with it. It was meant to be an *en-semb*."
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                                            >This will be interesting
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                                            >Rarity comes back with a purple paper gift bag, the thin handles held in her mouth
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                                            >She plops the bag in front of you
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                                            "Since I am getting rid of it, I thought I might as well cleanse myself of everything all at once. I hope you find a good use for it, won't you dear?"
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                                            "Uh, sure"
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                                            "As a hipster on the cutting edge of style I'm sure you'll find something worth doing with it. Now go--!"
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                                            >She closes her eyes
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                                            "Before I change my mind about my masterpiece!"
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                                            >Weirdo.
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                                            >Checking what you just bought
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                                            >Bridle
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                                            >weird
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                                            >Harness
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                                            >weird
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                                            >Riding crop
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                                            >fucking weird
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                                            >You slip it into your coat pocket
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                                            >it rests vertically against your torso
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                                            >You have half a mind to ask a pony why the fuck this item exists
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                                            >did Rarity make S&M gear or what
 
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