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Pinkie Pie's RC Car

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Created: 2022-03-22 09:15:43
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    https://u.smutty.horse/mggtjizqxey.mp3
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    Pinkie Pie: Hello, Doordash for Rarity?
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    Rarity: Pinkie! The perfect pony to see in a peckish pinch! I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm sure you have more deliveries you must be working on--my goodness, what in heavens is that garish, dysfunctional excuse for a vehicle?!
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    Pinkie Pie: Oh, this? This is just a little thing called the Pinkie Pie RC Car. Glad you like it!
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    Rarity: Ahah, yes, well, I'm glad you're doing better than running your deliveries on hoof these days. But I must say that I've never seen anything in Equestria like that! May I inquire of the provenance of Pinkie's peculiar means of locomotion?
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    Pinkie Pie: You mean where I got it?
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    Rarity: Yes, "where you got it".
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    Pinkie Pie: Well...
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    Scroungin' for bits since the Corner moved on
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    Makin' my trips, and I'm dashin' door to door
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    Out of breath, runnin' sweat, too much to do
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    Food's spillin' wet, the aching's in my hooves
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    So I said, there's got to be a better way
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    for the Poner Pink to get from place to place
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    What'd I find in the paper by the pony stars,
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    but an ad from a dealer in used cosmic cars,
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    So I took a little trip down to Aquarius-Nine,
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    Lookin' for a whip among the various rides,
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    The mare behind the counter, glasses, crazy 'fro
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    Then I knew I'd found her, solve my commute woes
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    Said I'd need a whip to lighten my load,
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    Seemed in her head that's a car she would know
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    And she said, "Girl, you need some RC-Control". (Ah, RC-Control)
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    Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
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    Suspension zero and the music high
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    Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
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    Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
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    Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
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    Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
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    Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
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    Rollin' in my six-fo'
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    With that floral print and the motor's purr,
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    Pinkie Pie knew this was the car for her,
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    Mildly screamin' like my double A batteries
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    Smoothly feelin' like some pancake batter, the
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    body's dotted up in heart decals,
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    perfect for me and for all my pals
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    'Cause Pinkie's spreadin' culinary love,
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    With a vehicle, that's real gold, not some ordinary stuff,
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    I do donuts, yeah I go nuts, I deliver nuts and also donuts,
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    No suspension, my intention,
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    is to get in in ten seconds flat,
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    Call me Rainbow Dash, yeah 'cause I go fast,
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    Let you know that, I don't guzzle gas
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    Get ready, 'cause 'fore you thought
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    The food's here; it's still pipin' hot
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    Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
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    Suspension zero and the music high
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    Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
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    Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
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    Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
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    Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
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    Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
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    Rollin' in my six-fo'
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    Receivin' the love on the heart antenna,
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    RC from above, and you know there's no better.
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    Step out the way if you see me rollin'
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    Deliveries to make but I'm not tryna go bowlin'
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    Look both ways fore you cross the street,
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    To be safe, 'cause my ride, it spins at speed.
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    Like a giant Disney cup of tea,
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    Not my rims, but that would be neat.
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    Like my batteries, I'm drivin' with the top off
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    I'm past capacity, I'm sayin' you cannot scoff
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    Just like my brand, my ride is supercharged
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    Like the last stand, Pinkie Pie's at large.
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    My chariot is carryin' the fare she gets,
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    and where she is just doesn't matter,
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    for the party planner.
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    It's the P-I-N-K-I-E, drivin' around,
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    propelled by Control R-C,
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    Ride the waves of the radio,
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    Just hit the buttons and make it go,
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    Yeah you know I'm ridin' low,
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    Scrapin', dippin', hits the flo'
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    'Cause it's Pinkie Pie's RC Car,
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    Drivin' near and drivin' far
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    Drivin' over here and drivin' over there
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    Pinkie Pie's gonna drive everywhere
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    Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
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    Suspension zero and the music high
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    Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
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    Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
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    Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
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    Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
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    Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
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    Rollin in my six fo' (Rollin' in her six fo')
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    Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
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    Suspension zero and the music high
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    Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
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    Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
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    Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
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    Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
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    Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
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    Rollin in my six fo'

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