Pinkie Pie's RC Car


                                            https://u.smutty.horse/mggtjizqxey.mp3

                                            Pinkie Pie: Hello, Doordash for Rarity?

                                            Rarity: Pinkie! The perfect pony to see in a peckish pinch! I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm sure you have more deliveries you must be working on--my goodness, what in heavens is that garish, dysfunctional excuse for a vehicle?!

                                            Pinkie Pie: Oh, this? This is just a little thing called the Pinkie Pie RC Car. Glad you like it!

                                            Rarity: Ahah, yes, well, I'm glad you're doing better than running your deliveries on hoof these days. But I must say that I've never seen anything in Equestria like that! May I inquire of the provenance of Pinkie's peculiar means of locomotion?

                                            Pinkie Pie: You mean where I got it?

                                            Rarity: Yes, "where you got it".

                                            Pinkie Pie: Well...


                                            Scroungin' for bits since the Corner moved on

                                            Makin' my trips, and I'm dashin' door to door

                                            Out of breath, runnin' sweat, too much to do

                                            Food's spillin' wet, the aching's in my hooves

                                            So I said, there's got to be a better way

                                            for the Poner Pink to get from place to place

                                            What'd I find in the paper by the pony stars,

                                            but an ad from a dealer in used cosmic cars,

                                            So I took a little trip down to Aquarius-Nine,

                                            Lookin' for a whip among the various rides,

                                            The mare behind the counter, glasses, crazy 'fro

                                            Then I knew I'd found her, solve my commute woes

                                            Said I'd need a whip to lighten my load,

                                            Seemed in her head that's a car she would know

                                            And she said, "Girl, you need some RC-Control". (Ah, RC-Control)


                                            Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride

                                            Suspension zero and the music high

                                            Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive

                                            Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie

                                            Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow

                                            Hoofprint traction and grills that glow

                                            Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm

                                            Rollin' in my six-fo'


                                            With that floral print and the motor's purr,

                                            Pinkie Pie knew this was the car for her,

                                            Mildly screamin' like my double A batteries

                                            Smoothly feelin' like some pancake batter, the

                                            body's dotted up in heart decals,

                                            perfect for me and for all my pals

                                            'Cause Pinkie's spreadin' culinary love,

                                            With a vehicle, that's real gold, not some ordinary stuff,

                                            I do donuts, yeah I go nuts, I deliver nuts and also donuts,

                                            No suspension, my intention,

                                            is to get in in ten seconds flat,

                                            Call me Rainbow Dash, yeah 'cause I go fast,

                                            Let you know that, I don't guzzle gas

                                            Get ready, 'cause 'fore you thought

                                            The food's here; it's still pipin' hot


                                            Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride

                                            Suspension zero and the music high

                                            Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive

                                            Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie

                                            Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow

                                            Hoofprint traction and grills that glow

                                            Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm

                                            Rollin' in my six-fo'


                                            Receivin' the love on the heart antenna,

                                            RC from above, and you know there's no better.

                                            Step out the way if you see me rollin'

                                            Deliveries to make but I'm not tryna go bowlin'

                                            Look both ways fore you cross the street,

                                            To be safe, 'cause my ride, it spins at speed.

                                            Like a giant Disney cup of tea,

                                            Not my rims, but that would be neat.

                                            Like my batteries, I'm drivin' with the top off

                                            I'm past capacity, I'm sayin' you cannot scoff

                                            Just like my brand, my ride is supercharged

                                            Like the last stand, Pinkie Pie's at large.

                                            My chariot is carryin' the fare she gets,

                                            and where she is just doesn't matter,

                                            for the party planner.

                                            It's the P-I-N-K-I-E, drivin' around,

                                            propelled by Control R-C,


                                            Ride the waves of the radio,

                                            Just hit the buttons and make it go,

                                            Yeah you know I'm ridin' low,

                                            Scrapin', dippin', hits the flo'

                                            'Cause it's Pinkie Pie's RC Car,

                                            Drivin' near and drivin' far

                                            Drivin' over here and drivin' over there

                                            Pinkie Pie's gonna drive everywhere


                                            Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride

                                            Suspension zero and the music high

                                            Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive

                                            Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie

                                            Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow

                                            Hoofprint traction and grills that glow

                                            Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm

                                            Rollin in my six fo' (Rollin' in her six fo')

                                            Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride

                                            Suspension zero and the music high

                                            Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive

                                            Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie

                                            Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow

                                            Hoofprint traction and grills that glow

                                            Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm

                                            Rollin in my six fo'