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Pinkie Pie's RC Car

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Created: 2022-03-22 09:15:43
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  1. Pinkie Pie: Hello, Doordash for Rarity?
  2. Rarity: Pinkie! The perfect pony to see in a peckish pinch! I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm sure you have more deliveries you must be working on--my goodness, what in heavens is that garish, dysfunctional excuse for a vehicle?!
  3. Pinkie Pie: Oh, this? This is just a little thing called the Pinkie Pie RC Car. Glad you like it!
  4. Rarity: Ahah, yes, well, I'm glad you're doing better than running your deliveries on hoof these days. But I must say that I've never seen anything in Equestria like that! May I inquire of the provenance of Pinkie's peculiar means of locomotion?
  5. Pinkie Pie: You mean where I got it?
  6. Rarity: Yes, "where you got it".
  7. Pinkie Pie: Well...
  8.  
  9. Scroungin' for bits since the Corner moved on
  10. Makin' my trips, and I'm dashin' door to door
  11. Out of breath, runnin' sweat, too much to do
  12. Food's spillin' wet, the aching's in my hooves
  13. So I said, there's got to be a better way
  14. for the Poner Pink to get from place to place
  15. What'd I find in the paper by the pony stars,
  16. but an ad from a dealer in used cosmic cars,
  17. So I took a little trip down to Aquarius-Nine,
  18. Lookin' for a whip among the various rides,
  19. The mare behind the counter, glasses, crazy 'fro
  20. Then I knew I'd found her, solve my commute woes
  21. Said I'd need a whip to lighten my load,
  22. Seemed in her head that's a car she would know
  23. And she said, "Girl, you need some RC-Control". (Ah, RC-Control)
  24.  
  25. Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
  26. Suspension zero and the music high
  27. Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
  28. Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
  29. Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
  30. Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
  31. Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
  32. Rollin' in my six-fo'
  33.  
  34. With that floral print and the motor's purr,
  35. Pinkie Pie knew this was the car for her,
  36. Mildly screamin' like my double A batteries
  37. Smoothly feelin' like some pancake batter, the
  38. body's dotted up in heart decals,
  39. perfect for me and for all my pals
  40. 'Cause Pinkie's spreadin' culinary love,
  41. With a vehicle, that's real gold, not some ordinary stuff,
  42. I do donuts, yeah I go nuts, I deliver nuts and also donuts,
  43. No suspension, my intention,
  44. is to get in in ten seconds flat,
  45. Call me Rainbow Dash, yeah 'cause I go fast,
  46. Let you know that, I don't guzzle gas
  47. Get ready, 'cause 'fore you thought
  48. The food's here; it's still pipin' hot
  49.  
  50. Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
  51. Suspension zero and the music high
  52. Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
  53. Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
  54. Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
  55. Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
  56. Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
  57. Rollin' in my six-fo'
  58.  
  59. Receivin' the love on the heart antenna,
  60. RC from above, and you know there's no better.
  61. Step out the way if you see me rollin'
  62. Deliveries to make but I'm not tryna go bowlin'
  63. Look both ways fore you cross the street,
  64. To be safe, 'cause my ride, it spins at speed.
  65. Like a giant Disney cup of tea,
  66. Not my rims, but that would be neat.
  67. Like my batteries, I'm drivin' with the top off
  68. I'm past capacity, I'm sayin' you cannot scoff
  69. Just like my brand, my ride is supercharged
  70. Like the last stand, Pinkie Pie's at large.
  71. My chariot is carryin' the fare she gets,
  72. and where she is just doesn't matter,
  73. for the party planner.
  74. It's the P-I-N-K-I-E, drivin' around,
  75. propelled by Control R-C,
  76.  
  77. Ride the waves of the radio,
  78. Just hit the buttons and make it go,
  79. Yeah you know I'm ridin' low,
  80. Scrapin', dippin', hits the flo'
  81. 'Cause it's Pinkie Pie's RC Car,
  82. Drivin' near and drivin' far
  83. Drivin' over here and drivin' over there
  84. Pinkie Pie's gonna drive everywhere
  85.  
  86. Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
  87. Suspension zero and the music high
  88. Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
  89. Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
  90. Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
  91. Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
  92. Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
  93. Rollin in my six fo' (Rollin' in her six fo')
  94. Rollin' solo in yo new sick ride
  95. Suspension zero and the music high
  96. Cruisin' thru town with the rear wheel drive
  97. Better watch out for the Pinkie Pie
  98. Bringin' it down with the Pinkie flow
  99. Hoofprint traction and grills that glow
  100. Spinnin' action, 'cause you know, I'm
  101. Rollin in my six fo'

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