Emerald Heart Learns about the birds and the bees part 1


                                            >Be wasp pone filly.

                                            >its sex ed class

                                            >i get to learn all the cool things about how your classmates make more of them

                                            >I didnt know griffons laid eggs.

                                            >ew penises are gross

                                            >All the colts in the class won't stop snickering

                                            >I'm the only Vespiquine in the class.

                                            >as we make our way through the lesson, miss water lily is glancing at me nervously.

                                            >Changlings have nests of up to twenty buggies at once

                                            >theyre so cute

                                            >my classmates are miming throwing up.

                                            >the teacher switches off the projector.

                                            >"Anycreature have questions?" She asks, looking anywhere but at me.

                                            >I raise my hoof

                                            >My best friend, earthen soil, raises his.

                                            >I like little earthy. He's nice to me

                                            >she calls on him even though I raised my hoof first.

                                            >"How does Emmy make babies?"

                                            >the teacher visibly deflates

                                            >"well uhh... you see... uhh..."

                                            >im confused. Whats wrong, I wanna know how I make babies too

                                            >Silver Diadem, the unicorn that picks on me, calls out "Its really gross! My daddy told me that they put eggs in your butt and that you should never have a dirty bug as your special some-"

                                            >"Thats enough miss Diadem!"

                                            >"Little Emerald Heart can't help who she is, and there's no reason to.be mean to her. You know better."

                                            >She takes a shuddering breath before turning the projector back on.

                                            >"Okay so h-how it w-works is th-that when a Vespiquine fe-female becomes mature they start developing eggs."

                                            >"J-just like changelings a male uses its pe-penis to fertilize the eggs."

                                            >I call out "I thought I was a little filly, not a colt!"

                                            >"Celestia have mercy."

                                            >I dont think we were supposed to hear that.

                                            >"You a-are, Emerald. Y-you see once the eggs grow e-enough they dr-drop into the e-egg chamber"

                                            >"Where the- I can't do this. I'm sorry class."

                                            >miss Lily runs out of the classroom sobbing

                                            >I hope she's okay.

                                            >A few minutes later the principal comes by to let us know we can go home early

                                            >there are a few complaints, but most everypony else is happy to get out of school early.

                                            >"Hey earthy! You want to come over now that school's out?

                                            >He smiles at me "Yeah sure! You think your mom would tell us about vespi- vespi- you wasp ponies?"

                                            >"I don't see why not."

                                            >After an hour or so of walking, we make it home.

                                            >Mom is in the kitchen cooking something.

                                            >when we enter she looks at us both.

                                            >"Now now my little Beryl. What did I say about having friends over, and how did you get here so fast. Are you playing hookie?"

                                            >Earthy pipes up "No ma'am, mister Humor let us out early after miss lily ran out crying during sex ed"

                                            >mom frowns.

                                            >"Oh dear. I fig-"

                                            >"How come wasp mares have penises miss Ovo?"

                                            >Mother's face turns bright orange at the question.

                                            >"Why don't we go into the den. Its not a very pleasant talk. Especially for non-vespids"