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Emerald Heart Learns about the birds and the bees part 1

By Buggo-anon
Created: 2022-04-01 10:42:52
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be wasp pone filly.
  2. 2.
    >its sex ed class
  3. 3.
    >i get to learn all the cool things about how your classmates make more of them
  4. 4.
    >I didnt know griffons laid eggs.
  5. 5.
    >ew penises are gross
  6. 6.
    >All the colts in the class won't stop snickering
  7. 7.
    >I'm the only Vespiquine in the class.
  8. 8.
    >as we make our way through the lesson, miss water lily is glancing at me nervously.
  9. 9.
    >Changlings have nests of up to twenty buggies at once
  10. 10.
    >theyre so cute
  11. 11.
    >my classmates are miming throwing up.
  12. 12.
    >the teacher switches off the projector.
  13. 13.
    >"Anycreature have questions?" She asks, looking anywhere but at me.
  14. 14.
    >I raise my hoof
  15. 15.
    >My best friend, earthen soil, raises his.
  16. 16.
    >I like little earthy. He's nice to me
  17. 17.
    >she calls on him even though I raised my hoof first.
  18. 18.
    >"How does Emmy make babies?"
  19. 19.
    >the teacher visibly deflates
  20. 20.
    >"well uhh... you see... uhh..."
  21. 21.
    >im confused. Whats wrong, I wanna know how I make babies too
  22. 22.
    >Silver Diadem, the unicorn that picks on me, calls out "Its really gross! My daddy told me that they put eggs in your butt and that you should never have a dirty bug as your special some-"
  23. 23.
    >"Thats enough miss Diadem!"
  24. 24.
    >"Little Emerald Heart can't help who she is, and there's no reason to.be mean to her. You know better."
  25. 25.
    >She takes a shuddering breath before turning the projector back on.
  26. 26.
    >"Okay so h-how it w-works is th-that when a Vespiquine fe-female becomes mature they start developing eggs."
  27. 27.
    >"J-just like changelings a male uses its pe-penis to fertilize the eggs."
  28. 28.
    >I call out "I thought I was a little filly, not a colt!"
  29. 29.
    >"Celestia have mercy."
  30. 30.
    >I dont think we were supposed to hear that.
  31. 31.
    >"You a-are, Emerald. Y-you see once the eggs grow e-enough they dr-drop into the e-egg chamber"
  32. 32.
    >"Where the- I can't do this. I'm sorry class."
  33. 33.
    >miss Lily runs out of the classroom sobbing
  34. 34.
    >I hope she's okay.
  35. 35.
    >A few minutes later the principal comes by to let us know we can go home early
  36. 36.
    >there are a few complaints, but most everypony else is happy to get out of school early.
  37. 37.
    >"Hey earthy! You want to come over now that school's out?
  38. 38.
    >He smiles at me "Yeah sure! You think your mom would tell us about vespi- vespi- you wasp ponies?"
  39. 39.
    >"I don't see why not."
  40. 40.
    >After an hour or so of walking, we make it home.
  41. 41.
    >Mom is in the kitchen cooking something.
  42. 42.
    >when we enter she looks at us both.
  43. 43.
    >"Now now my little Beryl. What did I say about having friends over, and how did you get here so fast. Are you playing hookie?"
  44. 44.
    >Earthy pipes up "No ma'am, mister Humor let us out early after miss lily ran out crying during sex ed"
  45. 45.
    >mom frowns.
  46. 46.
    >"Oh dear. I fig-"
  47. 47.
    >"How come wasp mares have penises miss Ovo?"
  48. 48.
    >Mother's face turns bright orange at the question.
  49. 49.
    >"Why don't we go into the den. Its not a very pleasant talk. Especially for non-vespids"

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