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Bump The Thread

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Created: 2022-05-01 04:43:33
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    (Analyzing heart rhythm.
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    Do not touch the patient.
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    Analyzing heart rhythm.
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    Shock advised.)
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    [Verse 1]
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    Threads pass by in seasonal waves
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    Just like a looping tape
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    Keyboard crust and desk blues buzz
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    The board is gathering dust
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    But 'fore you nod off, just you wait
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    What's on the tenth fold?
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    Take an action, just be bold
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    Pads out and resuscitate,
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    'cause it ain't too late
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    To defibrillate
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    [Chorus]
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (You've got to bump the thread)
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    Just like your grand old uncle said,
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    Don't let that thing go red, hey
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (Before you go to bed)
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    And even if the posts ran dry
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    You just can't let it die
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    Hey now, you gotta slap that string
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    (You've got to slap that string)
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    You're playin' up that bassy funk
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    And get that crazy groove sunk
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    Hey now, let's do our thing
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    (Don't care how dead it seems)
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    'Cause if you bring a funky groove
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    You'll get the dead to move
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    [Verse 2]
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    Now the show has run its course
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    And that's all folks for Gen 4.
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    But 'fore you say your "adios",
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    you'll hear "was it kino"?
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    Sunny wants to see your cock.
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    Your imagination's fried
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    Now your tap is running dry
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    But there's duties, that you've got
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    You can't let it drop,
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    Give it a little shock, now.
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    [Chorus]
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (You've got to bump the thread)
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    Just like your grand old uncle said,
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    Don't let that thing go red, hey
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (Before you go to bed)
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    And even if the posts ran dry
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    You just can't let it die
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    Hey now, you gotta slap that string
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    (You've got to slap that string)
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    You're playin' up that bassy funk
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    And get that crazy groove sunk
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    Hey now, let's do our thing
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    (Don't care how dead it seems)
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    'Cause if you bring a funky groove
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    You'll get the dead to move
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    [Rap Verse]
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    So you're bumpin' up the thread, make your reply
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    Keepin' it fresh like you're F5
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    Slappin' and slippin' the string, with a null byte, be like
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    (A segfault again?!? Fuck!)
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    Keepin' a loose string, like Bootsy, confusing, 'cause she's cutesy Pinkie chewing gum.
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    She's groovin' it thick as oozing smoothie, it's moving; it's bruising like an uzi gun,
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    Attack it and drop it and slap it and pop it, she need no provin' cause she had the pops to jacuzzi 'em.
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    We fillet and peel it, diminish, no skillet, just skill and appeal in the wrap, so say we sushi 'em.
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    Bumpin' the thread, just jump on the head, and up in this shred, you will remember September like it's the Night at the Museum
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    [Guitar Solo]
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    [Verse 3]
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    You can scream all you will,
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    But the ride don't care if you have had your fill
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    Keep your arms and legs inside
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    This vehicle at all times
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    Chains will take you up the hill
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    Who knows how long
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    In this crazy song
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    Of mares that's happening still
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    Just don't let it rest
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    Just go bump the thread
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    [Chorus]
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (You've got to bump the thread)
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    Just like your grand old uncle said,
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    Don't let that thing go red, hey
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    Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
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    (Before you go to bed)
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    And even if the posts ran dry
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    You just can't let it die
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    Hey now, you gotta slap that string
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    (You've got to slap that string)
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    You're playin' up that bassy funk
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    And get that crazy groove sunk
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    Hey now, let's do our thing
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    (Don't care how dead it seems)
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    'Cause if you bring a funky groove
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    You'll get the dead to move
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    {Slide your rump, everypony do the bump, bump, bump, bump}

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