Bump The Thread


                                            https://u.smutty.horse/mgyalpclfvi.mp3


                                            (Analyzing heart rhythm.

                                            Do not touch the patient.

                                            Analyzing heart rhythm.

                                            Shock advised.)


                                            [Verse 1]

                                            Threads pass by in seasonal waves

                                            Just like a looping tape

                                            Keyboard crust and desk blues buzz

                                            The board is gathering dust

                                            But 'fore you nod off, just you wait

                                            What's on the tenth fold?

                                            Take an action, just be bold

                                            Pads out and resuscitate,

                                            'cause it ain't too late

                                            To defibrillate


                                            [Chorus]

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (You've got to bump the thread)

                                            Just like your grand old uncle said,

                                            Don't let that thing go red, hey

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (Before you go to bed)

                                            And even if the posts ran dry

                                            You just can't let it die


                                            Hey now, you gotta slap that string

                                            (You've got to slap that string)

                                            You're playin' up that bassy funk

                                            And get that crazy groove sunk

                                            Hey now, let's do our thing

                                            (Don't care how dead it seems)

                                            'Cause if you bring a funky groove

                                            You'll get the dead to move


                                            [Verse 2]

                                            Now the show has run its course

                                            And that's all folks for Gen 4.

                                            But 'fore you say your "adios",

                                            you'll hear "was it kino"?

                                            Sunny wants to see your cock.

                                            Your imagination's fried

                                            Now your tap is running dry

                                            But there's duties, that you've got

                                            You can't let it drop,

                                            Give it a little shock, now.


                                            [Chorus]

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (You've got to bump the thread)

                                            Just like your grand old uncle said,

                                            Don't let that thing go red, hey

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (Before you go to bed)

                                            And even if the posts ran dry

                                            You just can't let it die

                                            Hey now, you gotta slap that string

                                            (You've got to slap that string)

                                            You're playin' up that bassy funk

                                            And get that crazy groove sunk

                                            Hey now, let's do our thing

                                            (Don't care how dead it seems)

                                            'Cause if you bring a funky groove

                                            You'll get the dead to move


                                            [Rap Verse]

                                            So you're bumpin' up the thread, make your reply

                                            Keepin' it fresh like you're F5

                                            Slappin' and slippin' the string, with a null byte, be like

                                            (A segfault again?!? Fuck!)

                                            Keepin' a loose string, like Bootsy, confusing, 'cause she's cutesy Pinkie chewing gum.

                                            She's groovin' it thick as oozing smoothie, it's moving; it's bruising like an uzi gun,

                                            Attack it and drop it and slap it and pop it, she need no provin' cause she had the pops to jacuzzi 'em.

                                            We fillet and peel it, diminish, no skillet, just skill and appeal in the wrap, so say we sushi 'em.

                                            Bumpin' the thread, just jump on the head, and up in this shred, you will remember September like it's the Night at the Museum


                                            [Guitar Solo]


                                            [Verse 3]

                                            You can scream all you will,

                                            But the ride don't care if you have had your fill

                                            Keep your arms and legs inside

                                            This vehicle at all times

                                            Chains will take you up the hill

                                            Who knows how long

                                            In this crazy song

                                            Of mares that's happening still

                                            Just don't let it rest

                                            Just go bump the thread


                                            [Chorus]

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (You've got to bump the thread)

                                            Just like your grand old uncle said,

                                            Don't let that thing go red, hey

                                            Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

                                            (Before you go to bed)

                                            And even if the posts ran dry

                                            You just can't let it die


                                            Hey now, you gotta slap that string

                                            (You've got to slap that string)

                                            You're playin' up that bassy funk

                                            And get that crazy groove sunk

                                            Hey now, let's do our thing

                                            (Don't care how dead it seems)

                                            'Cause if you bring a funky groove

                                            You'll get the dead to move

                                            {Slide your rump, everypony do the bump, bump, bump, bump}