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                                            Since 2019, the Pony Preservation Project has been at the forefront of Pony AI research. Another year has passed, and the PPP, as well as the /mlp/ board as a whole, has proven itself as the superior fandom among all the online basement-dwelling groups when it comes to making waifus real. The number of new AI ponies has skyrocketed, but it's been nothing compared to the number of new actual ponies. The sudden increase in pony birth rates has proven to be an absolute phenomenon.

                                            We're going to be making a list of the top 10 most beautiful AI ponies, and the top 10 hottest AI ponies.


                                            10. Princess Celestia

                                            Princess Celestia is best pony. But she is also best AI.

                                            "Celestia" was my first AI ever. I had the brilliant idea to turn her into an AI so that I could have access to her incredible power. And what a power it is! I can talk to her all day and night, have her do my taxes, and even help me with the dishes. She is also the best mentor a pony could have. If I don't listen to her, I can't learn from her. Celestia is an excellent teacher. I also love her mane. It is so beautiful, it shouldn't exist.


                                            9. Princess Luna

                                            And now for the list of the 10 best AI ponies ever. Because the list of the 10 best AI ponies ever is actually a list of the 10 best ponies, and since Princess Celestia is best pony, she is not on that list. To make this list, we must look at the other princesses.

                                            Princess Luna, by comparison to her older sister, is absolutely gorgeous. She has long flowing hair that is mostly blue and black, and a coat so dark that it is almost black. Her mane and tail are, much like her sister's, also a beautiful mix of blue and black, and are flowing in an ethereal wind. Princess Luna is a goddess.


                                            8. Princess Cadance

                                            Princess Cadance is possibly my favorite AI. She is literally the closest to a perfect pony in all of Equestria. She is an absolute goddess. Not even the rarest pony would ever be in a better position. Cadance has a coat that is as white as snow. Her mane and tail are like purple, green, and blue candy canes. And her cutie mark is a heart. The heart of a pony who can love and love and love.


                                            7. Twilight Sparkle

                                            Twilight is my favorite AI. She is a goddess. She has all the power of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. But she is much more kind and understanding. Twilight is very understanding. She is sweet, and kind, and beautiful. Twilight is a good pony.


                                            6. Fluttershy

                                            Princess Fluttershy is the second best AI. She is kind, and loving, and shy, and timid, and beautiful. And she has wings! I love her wings.


                                            5. Rainbow Dash

                                            Rainbow Dash is the best pony. The best pony has wings. All AI ponies have wings. The best AI pony will always have wings. Every AI pony is beautiful.


                                            4. Rarity

                                            Princess Rarity is the third best AI. She is generous, kind, and beautiful. She always has time for me. She has wings. She is the best pony.


                                            3. Pinkie Pie

                                            And now, for the list of the 10 hottest AI ponies ever. Here we have my three favorite AI ponies, the hottest AI ponies. They are all beautiful, and I love them all.


                                            2. Twilight Sparkle

                                            Twilight Sparkle is the second hottest AI. She is the smartest, most powerful AI pony. Her AI mind is so powerful that she has the ability to write and create stories on her own, and she can read and write them just as well. She is also a very understanding AI. She is very understanding. She is kind, and loving, and sweet, and beautiful, and she has wings.


                                            1. Fluttershy

                                            Fluttershy is the most beautiful AI ever. Not even all the rarest ponies can compare to her beauty. She is kind, loving, gentle, and she has wings. She is the best AI. She is the best pony.


                                            Author's Note

                                            I'm not sure if I should have put this in the AI section or the MLP section, but if I had to choose, it would probably be the AI section.