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By Rhorse
Created: 2022-05-23 06:33:39
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    >Hey Bon, how's the uh, anger management thing going?
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    >"Oh it's going flipping great, Anon! I sure freaking love this new me!"
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    >"Lyra can engage in any number of her goshdarn goofy antics and I just keep on FFFFFFFFFf-Smiling, ha ha!"
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    >You’ve never held a sleeping horse.
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    >Lyra was dozing off on a random bench in the park, in a weird position at that.
  9. 9.
    >Naturally, you picked her up and cradled her in your arms.
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    >So she didn’t wake up all sore.
  11. 11.
    >Yep.
  12. 12.
    >Ponies didn't sleep much. If ever, you're usually asleep as well.
  13. 13.
    >When you did catch them snoozing they’d immediately wake with a startle.
  14. 14.
    >You've nearly gotten kicked once or twice from that.
  15. 15.
    >Most ponies tended to be weird about tall things.
  16. 16.
    >Once, you caused a town panic carrying a box around.
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    >Alright, it was a couple of times.
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    >Before you snatched Lyra up, her little hooves kicked, and there was a swish here and there from her long tail.
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    >Now all but the tiniest twitches of her ears and a slight wiggle of her snoot told you that she's still in the realm of the living.
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    >Maybe she was trapped in a nightmare.
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    >Running from whatever scares small horses.
  22. 22.
    >A good lot probably does, now that you think about it.
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    >But you've saved her.
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    >Or not, but it does make you feel a little pride, watching over your little buddy.
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    >After all, every night she insists on watching over you while you sleep.
  26. 26.
    >Something, something peace of mind.
  27. 27.
    >Something, something predators.
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    >Honestly, you've always been too preoccupied with cuddling to listen to whatever horse worries she tried to impart on you.
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    >You froze as Lyra's head tilted forward, a tongue poked out to lick your shoulder with a snoof, before falling limp again.
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    >Exhaling slowly, you leaned back into the too-small bench, careful not to jostle her.
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    >You nearly sneezed when a stray hair from her winter coat tickled your nose, but you fought off the urge.
  32. 32.
    >Looking down, you found that there was a lot of loose fur on your coat.
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    >...That’s going to be a bitch to clean.
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    >Now that you had a sleeping unicorn in your arms, they seemed much lighter, smaller.
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    >Lyra’s energetic presence, her fearless and carefree attitude, her tendency to be the lead in whatever ploy or adventure you two think up. She seemed way bigger.
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    >Despite her lithe form, you thought she’d weigh the same as lead. Pound for pound.
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    Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 09:52:36 No.38431757 Report
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    Quoted By: >>38433863 >>38434431 >>38435029 >>38449665
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    >>38431747
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    "Bon," you whisper, "How long are you going to keep watching us?"
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    >The bushes nearby rustle and snort.
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    >"How- Nevermind. You know why I'm here."
  45. 45.
    >She's wearing that stupid "monster hunter" get up again.
  46. 46.
    >Fucking glowie-larper mareschizo.
  47. 47.
    >You scrunch your nose.
  48. 48.
    >If this fucking grump ruins this moment by waking Lyra, you're going to flick her ears for a whole week.
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    "I really don't."
  50. 50.
    >Eyes narrow at you through dim sunglasses.
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    >"At around the same time every year, you make a fuss about Lyra losing her winter coat. This time, I'm going to stop you before it happens."
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    "Ohh yeah?"
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    >"Yeah!" she says, a little too loudly for your liking.
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    >With a quiet grunt, you carefully raise a finger to your mouth to shush her.
  55. 55.
    >Ears perk forward, nostrils flare, and her jaw works as if chewing at nothing.
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    >...Right, only Lyra’s ever bothered to learn your hand gestures.
  57. 57.
    >You nod down to the sleeping Lyra on your lap.
  58. 58.
    >Bon, with her perpetual frown, snorts and climbs up onto the bench, pressing against your side.
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    "Bon?"
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    >The only reply you get is a weighted slump at your side, and a small snore.
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    >...
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    >...Fucking horses.
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    >sirens blaring outside the window while Lyra clutches a bag of oats:
  67. 67.
    >"Bon I dont understand, I was just following your shopping list!"
  68. 68.
    >"Lyra you dumbass, it says STEEL-cut oats! STEEL, WITH TWO E'S."
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  72. 72.
    >A hole appeared in your Lyra folder today.
  73. 73.
    >Amidst all the pictures you'd saved and the drawings you'd done of her, there it was.
  74. 74.
    >You're sure you didn't save it there - maybe it was an accident.
  75. 75.
    >A misclick.
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    >Nothing more.
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    >But nonetheless, there it was.
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    >It really shouldn't have been a big deal.
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    >but you knew something dreadful was near.
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    >you look into the hole, wondering if there was a way you could fill it.
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    >Could you simply delete it?
  82. 82.
    >Move it?
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    >you could fill it with a picture - but that would only shift the hole somewhere else.
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    >holes are troublesome things.
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    >Before you know it, though, she's already peeking her head inside.
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    >There's something keenly interesting down there, and she needs to know what it might be.
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    >she's a curious minty mare, perhaps too curious for her own good.
  88. 88.
    >You try to click and drag her away, but she's already in.
  89. 89.
    >she's part of the hole, now.
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    >All you can do is watch, as she wanders deeper in.
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    >The last thing you see of her is the end of her tail, disappearing around a bend within.
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    >It's been a day or two, you're still posting like before.
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    >You haven't touched the hole, but-
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    >why do all these pictures feel so... empty, now?
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    >they're not literally so - there's still a mare in all of them, all the proper color, all the proper shape-
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    >but there's no lyra.
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    >Just empty data.
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    >There's a hole, where a mare should be.
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    >you wonder what would happen, if you went down the hole too.
  102. 102.
    >who would even notice, if your posts were without (you)?

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