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Mar 2022

By Rhorse
Created: 2022-05-23 06:33:39
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  1. >Hey Bon, how's the uh, anger management thing going?
  2. >"Oh it's going flipping great, Anon! I sure freaking love this new me!"
  3. >"Lyra can engage in any number of her goshdarn goofy antics and I just keep on FFFFFFFFFf-Smiling, ha ha!"
  4.  
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  6.  
  7. >You’ve never held a sleeping horse.
  8. >Lyra was dozing off on a random bench in the park, in a weird position at that.
  9. >Naturally, you picked her up and cradled her in your arms.
  10. >So she didn’t wake up all sore.
  11. >Yep.
  12. >Ponies didn't sleep much. If ever, you're usually asleep as well.
  13. >When you did catch them snoozing they’d immediately wake with a startle.
  14. >You've nearly gotten kicked once or twice from that.
  15. >Most ponies tended to be weird about tall things.
  16. >Once, you caused a town panic carrying a box around.
  17. >Alright, it was a couple of times.
  18. >Before you snatched Lyra up, her little hooves kicked, and there was a swish here and there from her long tail.
  19. >Now all but the tiniest twitches of her ears and a slight wiggle of her snoot told you that she's still in the realm of the living.
  20. >Maybe she was trapped in a nightmare.
  21. >Running from whatever scares small horses.
  22. >A good lot probably does, now that you think about it.
  23. >But you've saved her.
  24. >Or not, but it does make you feel a little pride, watching over your little buddy.
  25. >After all, every night she insists on watching over you while you sleep.
  26. >Something, something peace of mind.
  27. >Something, something predators.
  28. >Honestly, you've always been too preoccupied with cuddling to listen to whatever horse worries she tried to impart on you.
  29. >You froze as Lyra's head tilted forward, a tongue poked out to lick your shoulder with a snoof, before falling limp again.
  30. >Exhaling slowly, you leaned back into the too-small bench, careful not to jostle her.
  31. >You nearly sneezed when a stray hair from her winter coat tickled your nose, but you fought off the urge.
  32. >Looking down, you found that there was a lot of loose fur on your coat.
  33. >...That’s going to be a bitch to clean.
  34. >Now that you had a sleeping unicorn in your arms, they seemed much lighter, smaller.
  35. >Lyra’s energetic presence, her fearless and carefree attitude, her tendency to be the lead in whatever ploy or adventure you two think up. She seemed way bigger.
  36. >Despite her lithe form, you thought she’d weigh the same as lead. Pound for pound.
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  39. Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 09:52:36 No.38431757 Report
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  42. "Bon," you whisper, "How long are you going to keep watching us?"
  43. >The bushes nearby rustle and snort.
  44. >"How- Nevermind. You know why I'm here."
  45. >She's wearing that stupid "monster hunter" get up again.
  46. >Fucking glowie-larper mareschizo.
  47. >You scrunch your nose.
  48. >If this fucking grump ruins this moment by waking Lyra, you're going to flick her ears for a whole week.
  49. "I really don't."
  50. >Eyes narrow at you through dim sunglasses.
  51. >"At around the same time every year, you make a fuss about Lyra losing her winter coat. This time, I'm going to stop you before it happens."
  52. "Ohh yeah?"
  53. >"Yeah!" she says, a little too loudly for your liking.
  54. >With a quiet grunt, you carefully raise a finger to your mouth to shush her.
  55. >Ears perk forward, nostrils flare, and her jaw works as if chewing at nothing.
  56. >...Right, only Lyra’s ever bothered to learn your hand gestures.
  57. >You nod down to the sleeping Lyra on your lap.
  58. >Bon, with her perpetual frown, snorts and climbs up onto the bench, pressing against your side.
  59. "Bon?"
  60. >The only reply you get is a weighted slump at your side, and a small snore.
  61. >...
  62. >...Fucking horses.
  63.  
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  65.  
  66. >sirens blaring outside the window while Lyra clutches a bag of oats:
  67. >"Bon I dont understand, I was just following your shopping list!"
  68. >"Lyra you dumbass, it says STEEL-cut oats! STEEL, WITH TWO E'S."
  69.  
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  71.  
  72. >A hole appeared in your Lyra folder today.
  73. >Amidst all the pictures you'd saved and the drawings you'd done of her, there it was.
  74. >You're sure you didn't save it there - maybe it was an accident.
  75. >A misclick.
  76. >Nothing more.
  77. >But nonetheless, there it was.
  78. >It really shouldn't have been a big deal.
  79. >but you knew something dreadful was near.
  80. >you look into the hole, wondering if there was a way you could fill it.
  81. >Could you simply delete it?
  82. >Move it?
  83. >you could fill it with a picture - but that would only shift the hole somewhere else.
  84. >holes are troublesome things.
  85. >Before you know it, though, she's already peeking her head inside.
  86. >There's something keenly interesting down there, and she needs to know what it might be.
  87. >she's a curious minty mare, perhaps too curious for her own good.
  88. >You try to click and drag her away, but she's already in.
  89. >she's part of the hole, now.
  90. >All you can do is watch, as she wanders deeper in.
  91. >The last thing you see of her is the end of her tail, disappearing around a bend within.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. >It's been a day or two, you're still posting like before.
  95. >You haven't touched the hole, but-
  96. >why do all these pictures feel so... empty, now?
  97. >they're not literally so - there's still a mare in all of them, all the proper color, all the proper shape-
  98. >but there's no lyra.
  99. >Just empty data.
  100. >There's a hole, where a mare should be.
  101. >you wonder what would happen, if you went down the hole too.
  102. >who would even notice, if your posts were without (you)?

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