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RD: Hey Fluttershy, I got a guest spot for you on this album. Come on. Here's the mic. Express yourself.
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FS: Oh, no... I couldn't do that, Rainbow Dash. Um. I'm not a rapper.
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RD: You are now. (Huh?) Show them what you really think.
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FS: I don't-
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RD: We're recording.
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FS: So this thing is on?
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RD: Yes it is.
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FS: Oh dear.
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RD: Stop tapping it. The beat's about to come in. You need to say something.
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FS: Alright... if that's what you really want...
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Got a little itch, makin' my mind think of dealin' with,
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but I think I might need a pill in it, and I think some caps need a peelin' 'cause
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I'm so sick of this.
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Everypony's bein' such a little shit, actin' like they got a bigger dick,
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First I thought I would peel and quit but I guess I can't in the thick of it.
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So run your lips, parrot words, like "she's got no character development"
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You're blunderin', 'cause you're the carriage first; I'm the mare in first, with the yellow win's.
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Now she's wonderin', if I Stare at her, give a mare a curse, can I kill at whim?
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Know I'm thunderous, no more carin' for, bring a barrage hurt, like an elephant.
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These assholes. "Nine years and still so bashful?"
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You some backhoes, grind gears and making gas flow,
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Like I'm Macross, hot air don't break my cashflow.
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I'm so fashionable. My cheers turn fans irrational.
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Call me bashful? I see'er and I will bash skulls.
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Baseball bat pone.
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I don't cap, though. I tear and drink from apples.
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You a vassal; I'm here up in the castle.
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Call me Dracul', your fears of the unnatural.
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Cloak and mantle, I drive peers nuts like Fastenal or
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socks in sandals. (What a scandal.)
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Everypony and their mothers wanna act like a little bitch, askin' for some stitch-es
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Everypony gonna mutter but they can't hit pitch and they got no rhythm
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All the haters wanna start somethin'; gonna play 'em, 'cause they cards bluffin'
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I filet 'em like it's poisson and I nightshade 'em like Slim poisonin'
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You don't know me; don't say "Flutters", you should ditch it back into the kitchen
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In the zone me, smooth like butter, in the skillet, I enrich 'em
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I make any dish taste better; you waste paper bitch, chain letter
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I "yay", fans turn eyes, heads; if I "hey" stay out my shed
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Let's not mince words.
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Everypony seems to think that I fuck animals.
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Everypony wanna tie my string right around that riddle.
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'Cause it's such a funny little thing and it's gonna make you laugh, giggle.
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See how well you can slap your knee when you're sawn in sagittal.
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Don't worry. I've seen your search hi-story and it ain't boring.
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'Tween the furry voring and the curry s'moring and the crematories--it's a cursed foray.
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Immersed in gory, gets worse of course he does, lurching for a purse for pouring her vomitory; shit conservatory; can't ignore this shit, gotta purge with chlorine.
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The bleak reality of why y'all wanna see a little bestiality
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These lil' invalid things wanna mothafuckin' toss my salad, see
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No calories, just a fallacy.
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projectin' their beast egality 'cause they can't have the (squee)
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Strokin' their little phallus sting-ers while hopin' one day they'll get down with me
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I'll be frank.
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I wouldn't even rape you; first, frankly there's no way to,
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you need to use the weight room, 'cause even I'd fuckin' break you.
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you need to fuckin' bathe dude, and maybe haircut/shave too.
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'Cause I don't like skin flake soup, immersed in dry ejaculate, ew,
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Everypony and their mothers wanna act like a little bitch, askin' for some stitch-es
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Everypony gonna mutter but they can't hit pitch and they got no rhythm
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All the haters wanna start somethin'; gonna play 'em, 'cause they cards bluffin'
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I filet 'em like it's poisson and I nightshade 'em like Slim poisonin'
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You don't know me; don't say "Flutters", you should ditch it back into the kitchen
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In the zone me, smooth like butter, in the skillet, I enrich 'em
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I make any dish taste better; you waste paper bitch, chain letter
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I "yay", fans turn eyes, heads; if I "hey" stay out my shed
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Buryin the hairy player who dare he to fuck with the dairy
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mare; it's hari-kari with a caring bear, call it the Harry/
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Kerrygold pairing; no you can't harry the wary; conceal no
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carry 'cause my glare, will parry; like a fuckin' barrier and
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any fucker seekin' it to share can't even tarry near my
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derriere, so you better prepare to square up for a fuckin'
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marathon, of tearin' like we popped her fuckin' cherry gone; it
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ain't a staring contest; if it were I would be paragon
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Butterfly knife in the pocket, I won't stop it, I'm a rocket,
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shot up in the socket like an arrow that I nock-ed
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at your peril, got a barrel full of rock and I'm
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about to drop it; brought the drip you're flossin' but I spit it
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like a faucet, cut your
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losses while I toss it, rue the minute you
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crossed it; give plenty to process, I'm ready off I'm poppin,
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you're smelly just hot shit, I'm finished you lost it,
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don't another motherfucker or their cousin got the druthers to go bother Flutterbutter 'cause
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Everypony and their mothers wanna act like a little bitch, askin' for some stitch-es
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Everypony gonna mutter but they can't hit pitch and they got no rhythm
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All the haters wanna start somethin'; gonna play 'em, 'cause they cards bluffin'
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I filet 'em like it's poisson and I nightshade 'em like Slim poisonin'
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You don't know me; don't say "Flutters", you should ditch it back into the kitchen
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In the zone me, smooth like butter, in the skillet, I enrich 'em
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I make any dish taste better; you waste paper bitch, chain letter
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I "yay", fans turn eyes, heads; if I "hey" stay out my shed
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