Celestia Beats Dwight


                                            "So, uh, yeah," Michael Scott stammered, looking around the conference room at his colleagues. "I know we're all huge fans of, um, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic here, and I thought it would be fun to, uh, have a meeting about, uh, Princess Celestia."


                                            "What the hell, Michael?" Jim Halpert muttered.


                                            "Yeah, what is this, some kind of Brony meeting?" Pam Beesly added.


                                            "No, no, no," Michael said, shaking his head. "It's just, you know, I thought it would be fun to, you know, talk about, you know, Princess Celestia and, uh, her, uh, magical powers and stuff."


                                            "This is ridiculous," Dwight Schrute said, standing up. "I'm leaving."


                                            "No, Dwight, please," Michael pleaded. "Just give it a chance."


                                            "Fine," Dwight grumbled, sitting back down.


                                            "So, uh, does anyone have any, uh, thoughts on Princess Celestia?" Michael asked.


                                            "She's a jerk," Dwight said. "She's always bossing Luna around and making her do all the work."


                                            "Dwight, that's not very nice," Michael scolded.


                                            "I don't care," Dwight said. "Luna is way cooler than Celestia."


                                            "Luna?" Michael repeated. "Who's Luna?"


                                            "She's Princess Celestia's sister," Dwight said. "She's the ruler of the night."


                                            "Oh, right, right," Michael said, nodding. "I remember now. So, uh, does anyone have any thoughts on Princess Luna?"


                                            "She's awesome!" Pinkie Pie said, bouncing in her seat. "She's so powerful and mysterious and cool."


                                            "I have to agree with Pinkie," Twilight Sparkle said. "Princess Luna is an amazing pony."


                                            "See?" Dwight said, pointing at Twilight. "Even Twilight Sparkle knows that Luna is way cooler than Celestia."


                                            "Dwight, I think you're being a little too hard on Celestia," Michael said.


                                            "No, I'm not," Dwight said. "She's a stuck-up, bossy know-it-all who doesn't appreciate Luna."


                                            "That's not true!" a voice shouted.


                                            Everyone turned to see Princess Luna standing in the doorway, her eyes flashing with anger.


                                            "Luna?" Michael said, his eyes wide. "What are you doing here?"


                                            "I heard what Dwight said about me," Luna said, her voice trembling with anger. "He's going to pay for his words!"


                                            "No, Luna, please!" Michael pleaded.


                                            But it was too late. Luna charged at Dwight, tackling him to the ground. She began to pummel him with her hooves, leaving him bruised and battered.


                                            "Luna, stop!" Twilight Sparkle shouted.


                                            But Luna paid no attention. She continued to beat Dwight until he was unconscious. Then she turned to the others, her eyes still glowing with anger.


                                            "Now does anyone else have anything to say about me?" she asked, her voice dripping with menace.


                                            Everyone shook their heads quickly, their eyes wide with fear.


                                            "Good," Luna said, before turning and storming out of the room.


                                            The others sat in stunned silence, their minds racing with what had just happened.


                                            "I think our meeting is over," Michael said, finally breaking the silence.


                                            "I think so," Pam said, her voice shaking.


                                            "Yeah," Jim said, his face pale.


                                            The others slowly began to file out of the room, their minds still reeling from the unexpected attack.


                                            It was going to be a long time before anyone forgot about the time Michael Scott tried to host a meeting about Princess Celestia... and Princess Luna showed up and beat Dwight to a pulp.


                                            (Written by OpenAI)