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Two Weird Dreams I Had

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Created: 2022-07-26 21:08:34
Expiry: Never
applejackpinkie pietwilightdiscordking pig

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    These will be the first ever greentexts I have ever made. Sorry if its trash, my storytelling skills suck.
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    For the first story, I made it more elaborate because I felt like it could actually make a decent and somewhat-coherent story. For the second one I just typed it out as I remembered it.
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    Dream 1
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    Be Applejack.
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    Be trapped in Nether Fortress lookin jail thing .
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    Twiggle and Ponk next to you.
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    They cant talk cuz magic spell.
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    but you can
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    Discord is wooing you to confess your love to him.
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    wat in tarnation.mp4
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    "No! Shut your pie hole you- you snake thang!"
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    "Uh uh uhhhh. What's the magic word?"
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    Gettin_pissed_off.jpg
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    Withers n shiz start spawning.
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    They be making a lot of noise.
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    It's getting to you.
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    "C'mon AJ. I know you do."
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    "NO!"
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    Wither skulls start comin for you
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    "FINE. FINE. FINE!"
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    "I LOVE YOU!"
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    You can sense Twi and Pink cringing really hard.
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    *Snap*
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    Now the four of you are in an eerily empty flat plain of grass.
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    Nothin but the slight whistle of the wind.
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    "Thanks Ajayyyyyy..."
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    "Ugh! Get away from us you disgustin vermin!"
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    *Snap*
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    And he's gone
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    "And stay gone!"
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    _______________
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    Be King Pig
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    Eatin a bunch of pies and candy like the fatso you are.
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    The bird eggs can wait.
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    Stupid color birds
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    Anyway
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    Pinkie wish she was me
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    lol, lmao even, lmfao must I add, rofl I dare say
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    *Poof*
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    "You called for me?"
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    Dragon-animal-blend thing is here.
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    "Yuh yuh."
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    "How the thing go?
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    "Very swell I must say."
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    "Yuh yuh."
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    "I wan play trick on the color horses."
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    "What might that be your majesty?"
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    "Orange horse. Spam the orange horse with apple pile. Poison apple"
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    "Right away your fatness."
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    *Snap*
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    Be Apple of the Jacks
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    "Now how are we gonna get home!?"
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    Twig and Pnk slep right now
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    "Girls?"
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    "Wake up now yall! Now's not the time for restin."
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    You shake both of them.
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    You've startled them, they almost kicked you.
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    "huh um wha..."
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    Twilight shakes her head and gets up.
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    "Where are we?"
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    Pinkie jumps up, zips around, then stops right in front of you.
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    "STEEL CAKES!"
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    You slap Pinkie's muzzle slightly.
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    "Pinkie, get a grip!"
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    Pinkie shakes her head a million miles a second.
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    "Okie!"
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    "Applejack?" Says Twi with uncertainty, "You know the plains like the back of your hoof. Do you know which way is home? Or... where we even are?"
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    After a few seconds of looking in every direction, the ground starts shaking.
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    "OoOoOoooOhhhHh shAAkkYyyyYY" Pinkie's bouncing like crazy
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    "Woah! WOAH!" Twilight balances herself with her wings just before falling.
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    You're used to this, so no worries
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    The ground seems to be rising.
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    It is actually
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    After a few confusing minutes...
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    "OOOOHHHH look! We're above everything! I feel so tall!" Pinkie says without a worry in the world.
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    "How in Appleloosa-"
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    "Girls! It looks like we're on a hiiiilllllll!!!! Last one down is a mean dragon!"
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    Just before Pinkie rolls off like Sonic, Twilight grabs her tail with magic.
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    "NO PINKIE, we don't know what kind of situation we're in. We need to stick together if we want to survive this."
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    Twilight lets go.
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    Pinkie takes a few steps back, sits down, and pouts.
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    Out literally nowhere, a whole planet's worth of apples are dumped on you three.
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    After almost drowning in the onslaught of apples, you and the other two have found your way to the top.
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    wat_in_tarnation_2_electric_boogalo.mp4
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    After looking around for a few seconds...
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    "What in-"
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    "Helloooo Applejack~"
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    "Discord!" You say with strong tone of anger and cringe.
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    "YOU-"
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    Discord puts a talon-finger to your muzzle.
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    "Before you say another word..."
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    Discord gives you a peck on the muzzle
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    Your cheeks turn redder than cherries out of utter embarrassment and cringe.
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    "I HATE YOU!" You say out reflex
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    You now realize you said one of Equestria's most looked down upon words, "hate."
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    Doesn't matter, you hate him anyways.
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    You look to your two pony friends for assistance.
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    Twilight has submerged to the depths of the apple pile, you can see her horn peeking out
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    Pinkie is stifling a hearty laugh whilst holding a camera
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    Where did she even get that?
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    "PINKIE! PUT THAT AWAY!"
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    "Sheesh AJ. Embarrassed much?" She giggles maniacally while chewing on some of the apples.
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    She takes a swallow, face turning green shortly after.
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    "Ohhhhhmmm... that doesn't settle well..."
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    "Um Pinkie? You feelin alright?"
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    "I'll be fine..."
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    Ponk passes out.
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    "Pinkie!"
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    Just before you dive into the apple abyss, Discord grabs a hold of you.
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    "L-Let me go!"
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    You struggle to no avail.
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    Discord suddenly lets you go.
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    You flop into the apple pile.
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    As you do, an apple finds its way into your mouth.
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    The taste of even the skin stops you in your tracks.
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    "Sho good..." You say as you chew carefree, forgetting the consequences Pinkie suffered.
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    Pinkie suffered...
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    OH, you have a job to do.
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    You swallow the apple, even the core, thinking about just how much you can savor the flavor of the red and yellow ocean around you.
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    After swimming around for around 15 seconds, you happen to bump into an unconscious Twilight.
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    Wrapping a foreleg around her barrel, you swim to the top of the apple ocean.
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    You lay Twi down on top of the apples.
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    You dive down to search for the party pony.
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    After what feels like an eternity, you swim to the top to be relived by the sight of your pink and purple friends alive and.. sorta well.
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    You swim to them.
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    "Twi, Pinkie Pie, are you alright?"
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    "No... I think the apples have something in them..." Twilight says, almost vomiting.
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    You turn a 180 to see Discord sleeping on some floating chair.
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    "DISCORD!"
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    Discord falls out of his chair and into the apple void, only to appear on the chair a second later.
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    "Oh! Hey AJ... How are things going?"
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    "What did you do to my friends!?"
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    "Well I wouldn't say it was particularly my fault. Look at their lush green faces."
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    As you turn to look at them, you hear snap.
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    Now you feel like you're going to throw up.
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    "Discor- ugh... Discord!-"
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    "You shouldn't have eaten the apple my sweet APPLE Jack."
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    Shortly after that sentence, you faint.
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    And then I woke up. The End.
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    Dream 2
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    Be Anon
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    In your house, its the evening
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    In the living room
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    You have a bunch of stuff in a backpack you have to give to the mafia
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    Stan Lee is in on it
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    Twilight is giving you a bag of diamonds
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    "But remember, switch them out ok? If this goes wrong, I won't have anyone to read books with!"
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    You put the bag in your pocket
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    You head out the door with Stan Lee
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    By the street to your left, you see a bunch of guys with guns and black masks on
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    You give Stan the bag and the backpack
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    He teleports to the gun guys
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    They seem to be exchanging a conversation
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    Out of nowhere, gunshots ring in the air
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    You hear Twilight screaming your name in agony
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    You forgot to switch the diamonds, dumb mf
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    End

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