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Fun with Wallflower

By MemeMasterAssBlaster
Created: 2022-07-30 08:07:09
Updated: 2023-01-11 07:45:41
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  1. "Oh, hey there Anon! Welcome back to Sugarcube Corner! It's always super-great to see you here! So, what can I get you?"
  2. >Pinkie Pie is as exuberant as ever
  3. >you smile and put down your menu
  4. "Oh, I don't know. Everything here is good. Why don't you surprise me?"
  5. >Pinkie's eyes light up
  6. "Oh, a surprise eh? How about a super-hot-fudge-extra-rainbow sundae with caramel and cookie sprinkles with sugar-coated-suzy-cream-cheese-deluxe-cake-batter surprise sauce...."
  7. >she drones on, yammering autistically about some insane pastry
  8. >it sounds like diabetes-fuel but you like her enthusiasm
  9. >you smile and cut her off gently
  10. "Yes, Pinkie, that sounds delicious. But since you told me everything about it it's not technically a surprise."
  11. >her eyes widen in astonishment
  12. "You're right!! I'm going to have to change the cake-sprinkles to neon-pink sugar-caramelized hot fudge!"
  13. >she looks from side to side to make sure nopony is listening, then leans in and whispers confidentially:
  14. "...but don't tell anypony. It's a surprise!"
  15. >you smile indulgently at her and she darts off into the kitchen
  16. "Oh, and I'll have..."
  17. >you glance over to the other seat at the table
  18. >the green pony raises her hoof slightly to place her order, but Pinkie has already left
  19. >she trails off and stares dejectedly down at the menu
  20. >you smile at her
  21. "I'm sorry Wallflower, did you want to order something?"
  22. >her neck is still angled down at the table, but she lifts her eyes slightly to meet your gaze
  23. "Oh, um, well, yes, I was kind of hoping to get this..."
  24. >she points at an item on the menu with her hoof
  25. >you glance casually down at the menu
  26. >it's some kind of special birthday cupcake that comes with your name written in frosting
  27. >you raise an inquisitive eyebrow, and she reddens slightly
  28. "Yeah, it's...uh....it's my birthday today."
  29. >you reach over and give her a playful scratch behind the ears
  30. "Don't worry, we'll tell her when she comes back."
  31. >you hear furtive whispers and glance around
  32. >you turn to look and see a table full of mares looking in your direction
  33. >you smile and wave, and they all immediately blush and look away
  34. >you can hear them whispering and giggling to each other
  35. >the only part of their conversation you can make out is "I can't believe Anon eats here!"
  36. >you smile to yourself
  37. >everyone is so nice here
  38. >and as the only human in town you've become kind of a local celebrity
  39. "ah....AAH!"
  40. >you glance back at Wallflower
  41. >she notices you looking and reddens, shifting uncomfortably in her chair
  42. "Something the matter, Wallflower?" you ask politely
  43. >she shifts again
  44. >you can hear a slight buzzing coming from underneath her seat
  45. "It's just...uh..."
  46. >her blush deepens
  47. "Any chance I could...uh...you know..."
  48. >you pretend not to know what she's talking about and continue to stare politely at her
  49. "...any chance I could..."
  50. >she glances up and meets your gaze
  51. "...take them out...?"
  52.  
  53. >you frown, and she looks quickly back down at the table
  54. "Wallflower, you know the rules."
  55. >she slumps down into her chair, appearing to almost physically shrink
  56. "...yes."
  57. "And what are the rules?"
  58. >she slumps further into her chair
  59. >she's blushing so hard her green coat almost turns red
  60. >a few strands of her shaggy mane droops down, covering her eyes
  61. >you reach forward and brush them aside
  62. >her eyes look up dejectedly at you
  63. "What are the rules?" you repeat
  64. "...if I take them out you won't bring me here anymore."
  65. >you smile and scratch her behind the ears again
  66. "That's right."
  67. >you decide she needs a little reminder, so you reach into your pocket
  68. >the little remote control has two dials, one for each device
  69. >the speeds can be synced with each other
  70. >right now, you've got it on a pulse setting, with the one in her anus and the one in her vagina pulsing at alternating intervals
  71. >Twilight makes some pretty weird stuff on her free time
  72. >you twist both dials and increase the speed
  73. "AAAH!"
  74. >Wallflower cries out, and instantly covers her mouth with both hooves
  75. >she glances around the dining room, absolutely mortified
  76. >but of course nopony notices her
  77. >you smile, and turn the dials again
  78. >the buzzing under her seat increases, and she shifts uncomfortably again
  79. >she tries to stifle it, but eventually she lets out a soft groan
  80. >you smile and ruffle her mane
  81. "You like that, don't you, Wallflower?"
  82. >she stares at the table
  83. "...yes." she says meekly
  84. "Oh hey Anon, your surprise is ready! Sorry, we're all out of industrial-carmelized-pudding-sauce, so I took butter-cream-soaked-cookie-batter and fused it with powered-pancake-donut-sprinkles. Hope that's okay!"
  85. >you look at the gigantic sugar-coated monstrosity the pink pony sets down in front of you
  86. >back home this would give you a heart attack in seconds, but somehow in this world you can eat stuff like this daily and not even gain weight
  87. >you smile indulgently and give the pink pony an affectionate pat on the head
  88. "This looks wonderful, thank you."
  89. >she beams with pride
  90. "Well, enjoy your treat, Anon!"
  91. >she turns to go, and Wallflower clears her throat
  92. >you glance in her direction, and then turn back to Pinkie
  93. "Wait, Pinkie."
  94. >the pink pony returns to the table, an inquisitive look on her face
  95. >you gesture towards the green pony seated across from you
  96. "My friend would like to order something, too."
  97. >Pinkie blinks in confusion
  98. "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't notice you there. Did you just come in?"
  99. "I've been here the whole time," mutters Wallflower, shifting uncomfortably
  100. >Pinkie's ears prick up as she seems to notice a slight buzzing sound
  101. "I think there's a fly in here..." she says distractedly, glancing around
  102. >she turns to go
  103. "Uh, Pinkie?"
  104. >she stops and looks back at you, a puzzled expression on her face
  105. >you gesture towards Wallflower again
  106. >Pinkie blinks, and then suddenly remembers
  107. "Oh, that's right! I'm sorry. Did you want to order something?"
  108. "Yes, please."
  109.  
  110. >Wallflower points to the birthday cupcake
  111. >Pinkie's eyes light up when she sees what she's pointing at
  112. "Ooooh! Is it somepony's birthday today?"
  113. >Wallflower smiles prettily and reddens a little
  114. >she nods
  115. >there is an uncomfortable silence as Pinkie continues to stare at her with a giant smile on her face
  116. "Whose is it?" she finally asks
  117. >Wallflower's smile fades
  118. >she stares back down at the table
  119. "mine," she says quietly.
  120. >Pinkie blinks, looking around
  121. "There's that fly again..." she mutters, her eyes darting about, trying to find the source of the buzzing
  122. >you stifle a laugh, and turn the dials in your pocket a little
  123. >Wallflower groans softly
  124. >Pinkie shrugs
  125. "Well, be sure to tell them Happy Birthday for me!" she says cheerfully, and turns to go
  126. >you clear your throat, and Pinkie turns
  127. >for a second she looks confused, and then she notices Wallflower again
  128. "Oh, that's right. What did you want to order again?"
  129. >Wallflower points at the birthday cupcake on the menu
  130. >Pinkie glances at where she's pointing
  131. "Oh! Well, that's our super-special birthday surprise cupcake! It comes with the birthday pony's name written in frosting! What's the name of the lucky birthday pony?"
  132. >Wallflower shifts uncomfortably again
  133. >Pinkie's eyes dart suspiciously about, searching for the fly
  134. "Wallflower Blush."
  135. >Pinkie blinks and looks back
  136. "I'm sorry, what?"
  137. "Wallflower Blush. The cupcake is for me. My name is Wallflower Blush."
  138. >Pinkie blinks, and then a second later she comprehends
  139. "Oooh, okay! Sorry, I'm just distracted trying to find this fly...."
  140. >she returns her attention to the task at hand
  141. "I don't think I've seen you around before. Are you new in town? Welcome to Ponyville!"
  142. >Wallflower stares at the table
  143. "I've lived here my whole life," she mutters
  144. "Really?"
  145. >Pinkie's face scrunches up as she searches her memories
  146. "Do you live in East Ponyville? I'm not sure I've seen you around before..."
  147. "We went to school together."
  148. >Pinkie stares blankly
  149. "We sat next to each other."
  150. >Pinkie stares blankly
  151. "I was your lab partner in botany."
  152. >Pinkie stares blankly
  153. >a minute later, she shrugs
  154. "Sorry, I guess I'm drawing a blanky-blank. Anyway, I'll be right back with your cupcake. What was the name again?"
  155. "Wallflower Blush."
  156. "Oh, that's right! Be back in a jiffy!"
  157. >she trots away, singing happily to herself
  158. "Who says 'back in a jiffy' in this day and age?" you muse aloud
  159. >you hear a sharp, hissing intake of breath
  160. >you turn to see Wallflower grinding her pelvis uncomfortably against the seat
  161. >you smile pleasantly at her
  162. "Are you having a fun birthday, my dear?"
  163. >her eyes dart up angrily at that
  164. "You didn't even know it was my birthday..." she mutters
  165. >you frown
  166. "You've got kind of an attitude today. If you keep that up I'm going to start thinking we're not friends anymore."
  167. >her eyes widen as an expression of unfathomable terror comes over her face
  168. "No..." she mutters, reaching a hoof out toward you. "I'm sorry, I'm just...AAAH!"
  169.  
  170. >as she leans forward, the thing inside her shifts and touches a sweet spot
  171. >her entire body convulses
  172. >her eyes squeeze shut and she throws her head back
  173. "AAAAAH!"
  174. >several ponies turn around and glance at your table
  175. >a thick, musky smell fills the air as Wallflower's juices erupt all over her seat
  176. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
  177. >she cries out, even louder
  178. >the entire restaurant is looking at her now
  179. >her body shakes and quivers
  180. >her orgasm causes her to lose control of her body, and you hear a loud patter as her piss squirts out and pools on the floor
  181. >several of the mares who were whispering before wrinkle their noses in disgust
  182. >they begin whispering again
  183. "...who is she..."
  184. "...never seen her before..."
  185. "...she's really gross..."
  186. "aahahaahahahahahaaaaa...."
  187. >Wallflower is still groaning
  188. >she looks like she's about to fall out of the chair, so you grab her still-outstretched hoof to steady her
  189. >her entire body is quaking
  190. "aah!"
  191. >she gives one last, final groan, and seems to regain consciousness
  192. >she looks around
  193. >literally every single eye in Sugarcube Corner is turned toward her
  194. >the room is dead silent, except for a conspicuous buzzing sound that could probably be heard from Canterlot
  195. >Wallflower turns a deep crimson
  196. >Bon-Bon, who was in the process of giving Pinkie her order before the commotion started, clears her throat
  197. "I'll have what she's hav--wait a minute. Who is she, anyway?"
  198. >she turns to Lyra, who shrugs
  199. "Never seen her before."
  200. >murmurs begin to circulate through the room, most of them concerning the identity of the mystery mare sitting with Anon
  201. >Wallflower shrinks down into her seat
  202. "...can we go please?"
  203. >she stares up at you
  204. >her tear-filled eyes are pleading with you
  205. >you smile indulgently and stroke her hoof
  206. "Don't you want to wait for your birthday cupcake?"
  207. >she shakes her head
  208. >sparkling tears fly from her eyes and splash into the love-puddle she made on the floor
  209. "...n-no. Please, Anon. I just want to go home."
  210. >you give her mane a reassuring tussle
  211. "Of course, Wallflower. Let's go home."
  212. >you stand up, but she remains seated
  213. >you glance downward, frowning
  214. >she glances at you, then looks down again
  215. "...um...can you...um..."
  216. >she trails off, but you pretend you don't know what she's talking about
  217. >you stare pleasantly at her, forcing her to finish the sentence
  218. "...can you shut it off please?" she mumbles finally
  219. >you tussle her mane again
  220. "No, dear, you know the rules."
  221. "o-okay."
  222. >she stands to leave
  223. >the eyes of everypony in Sugarcube Corner are on her as the two of you leave the restaurant
  224. >Wallflower walks with an uncomfortable gait
  225. >a conspicuous buzzing sound follows her out the door
  226. >you both can hear faint murmurs of disgust fading away as the two of you exit
  227. >the little bell tingles as the door swings shut
  228.  
  229. >several hours later
  230. >the sun is dipping below the horizon
  231. >Pinkie grabs the "open" sign in her mouth and flips it around to "closed"
  232. >she nudges the lock with her nose, and begins to clean up for the day
  233. >at one table, she notices a sour smell wafting up
  234. >she frowns, leaning in closer
  235. "Hey, this chair is all wet..."
  236. >she sniffs, and her nose immediately wrinkles
  237. >she knows what it is, she's just confused as to how it got there
  238. >wasn't this the table that Anon was sitting at?
  239. "...but I'm positive there wasn't anypony sitting in this chair..."
  240. >she sniffs again
  241. >yep, definitely smells like pee-pee
  242. >pee-pee and you-know-what
  243. >naughty juices
  244. >from a mare
  245. "Was Anon doing the hanky-pony-panky with somepony while I wasn't looking?" she muses
  246. "No, Anon wouldn't do that. Not at Sugarcube Corner. He's waaaaaay too nice to do something like that!"
  247. >she shrugs, and trots off to get something to clean it up with
  248. >on the way through the kitchen, she pauses
  249. >there's a cupcake sitting on the counter
  250. >the frosting has gotten all hard, it looks like it's been sitting there for hours
  251. >she frowns, leaning in to look at it
  252. >it's a birthday cupcake
  253. >she doesn't remember making any of these today
  254. >then again, she was pretty busy, she might have just forgotten
  255. >her brow wrinkles as she reads the writing on the icing
  256. >it's definitely her writing
  257. "Hmm, maybe I just made it and forgot! Maybe they didn't want it because I got the name wrong. There sure isn't anypony in town with a name like that!"
  258. >she shrugs, and trots merrily away, singing to herself
  259. >a short while later, she closes the shop up for good
  260. >in the kitchen, a last ray of fading sunlight falls upon a forgotten cupcake on the counter
  261. >the hardened icing has begun to crumble, but the letters can still be read
  262. "Happy Birthday Wallflower"
  263.  
  264. ~ FIN ~

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