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(You) and your autistic bat, Aurora
By xcponyCreated: 2022-08-08 08:32:21
Updated: 2022-08-28 18:22:16
Expiry: Never
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>You are Anonymous.
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>And you are roomies with a bat pony.
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"AURORA! What the fuck are you doing in there?"
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>An absolutely, one-hundred percent, autistic bat pony.
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>Par for the course, really.
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>"Mnf..."
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>You bang your fist on the doorframe again.
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"I'm going to the store! Where the hell did you put your list?"
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>"Hn... H-hold on!"
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>There's more shuffling. You feel the floor shake slightly, and hear hooves shifting on tile.
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>Then, she moans. Again.
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>God. Fucking. Dammit.
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"Just—just tell me where you put it, Aurora."
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>"I... mnf... I... wait!"
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>Her hooves clop against the bathroom floor again.
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>There's a light gasp, followed followed by several wet 'plaps'. Like piss in the basin.
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>You just sit there, face in hand, eyes shielded from the door.
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>"O-okay, I'm... coming."
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"Wash your—"
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>Before you know it, the door is open, and Aurora Blossom is out.
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>With your hand moved to the lower half of your face, you deadpan at the tan-coated bat mare.
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>She sports her fangs at you brightly, and brushes her white mane to the side.
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>With a sticky hoof.
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"—hooves."
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>"What's up?"
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"...Your shopping list. Where is it?"
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>"...List... list..."
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>She blinks. Her hoof /squishes/ as it rests back on the floor.
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>"List?"
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>Why do you even bother?
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"Hot pockets?"
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>Her eyes brighten, and her smile jumps back onto her muzzle. She nods eagerly.
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>You snap your fingers, and start reaching.
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"Hot pockets. Fine."
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>As gently as you can—
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>Okay, no. You shove her back into the bathroom. She slips slightly, squeaking in bat and on tile.
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>You pull the handle shut and step away.
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"That room better be spotless when I get back, Aurora."
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>You pause in the midst of your little shared home, eyeing up the rest of the unkempt bat-mess.
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>"Oh, okay! Um, love you! I—bye!"
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"Y-you too."
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>It's not more than two hours that you're out.
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>But by the time you're back, you can already tell the autist-at-large has been around.
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>Stepping over the usual slump of thoroughly-rummaged 'stuff' (a mix of Aurora and Anon specialties), you round the corner.
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>Yup, there's your usual nightmare.
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>The one occupied side of the room sparks with dots of red and yellow.
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>All the while, Aurora is excitedly prancing.
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>Her eyes glitter in the evening light.
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>"Anon, look, it's working really good tonight!"
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>You glance at the microwave.
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>Setting your bags down, you walk over, shut the screeching contraption off, and hoist the door open.
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>The smell of janny tears pours out with smoke.
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>You reach over to a familiar kitchen drawer, smoothly drawing and sliding on an oven mitt.
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>With the rest of your prep already charged, you safely disembowel the fiery contents within the microwave.
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>Together, you and Aurora stare at the smoldering remains of the hot pocket.
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>She sniffs, and her maw opens. A flood of mare drool drips down.
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>"It smells really good!"
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"Yeah."
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>The cheese is fucking black.
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>With your 'silverware' you salvage what you can of the hot pocket.
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>Before long, she's seated at the island, beaming down at the plate before her.
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"Blow on it, Aurora."
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>She blows you a raspberry, but listens.
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>You slump down beside her, waving a hand across her food while she starts to eat.
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>God, she's a fucking handful.
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>But at least she's your little autist.
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>You can smell something burning.
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>For your home, that's not something atypical, nor is it an outward indication that the house is burning down.
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>But this... this is bad.
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>You can smell burnt hot pocket.
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>A hot pocket is burning.
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>And you've been home this whole night.
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>And Aurora is unattended.
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>Yes, as an experienced tard wrangler, you're more than aware of what Aurora's burning hot pockets smell like from across the house, and through several doors.
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>It's hard not to forget the smell of boiled, mayo and dietz nuts filled, yellow pepper with avocado and raw pigeon bacon hotpockets.
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>You make your way over to the door to her room, steel yourself, and knock on the door.
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>You don't have it in your heart to break that habit.
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>Probably should.
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"Aurora? I know you're in there."
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>There's a pause, and some metal scratching sound stops. You hear more fumbling, and—
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>You're fucking going in, you know exactly what she did.
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>You barely keep yourself from kicking the door down.
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>Her room is a mess, like always.
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>Big heaps of random Aurora-hoarded litter (you don't let her keep actual garbage) are pushed to the corners away from a central desktop.
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>You know for a fact that it's the most expensive room in the house.
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>You stare at Aurora as she stares at you.
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>Your bat roomie skrees at you.
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>You react appropriately.
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"IS THAT A FUCKING STOVE?"
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>You're reee'ing before you know it.
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"AURORA! I TOLD YOU NO MORE COOKING STREAMS!"
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>She squeaks, and waves her hooves in front of her /absurdly/ expensive webcam.
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>"A-Anon, I'm live!"
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>She's double-boiling a hot pocket as you speak.
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>The pot is far too small for the pile of foodstuffs by her side, but that's not stopping the inadvertently-opened side of the hot pocket from pouring its contents in.
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>The bits of hot crust on the edge of the pot are the most significant point of burning, but not everything else is unscathed, either.
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>You stomp over, ignoring her second monitor's rapid-firing chat.
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>You turn the camp stove off.
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>"Aw come on, it was almost done!"
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"And now, your stream is done."
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>"What?"
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>She shakes her head, rattling her custom-built gaymare headset from her ears.
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>"Nonono, you can't! Anon! ANON!"
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>Reaching across her, you—
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>SHITOHFUCK
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>You howl and try to pull back, but Aurora's latched onto your arm with both fangs.
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>She wraps her forelegs around your arm like a vice.
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>Taking your other arm, you stand with Aurora, her hindlegs dangling.
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>All the while, the cameras are rolling for the most popular stream of the only mare on Earth.
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>The fact that thousands of people are watching you struggle with their favorite internet retard does not pass you by.
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>Naturally, you do the only thing you can think of.
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"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT—"
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>Aurora is moaning and flailing and screaming all at once into your arm.
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>You see the chat freeze up, and her streaming software go still.
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>You fall backwards, Aurora clamming up on top of you.
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>She immediately unlatches.
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>Tears are in her eyes.
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>"Anon, did you just get me banned?!"
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>Hissing, you pull back, swatting her lightly on the rump. She squeaks again, and you move to inspect your not-that-bloody arm.
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"Hot Pockets™ will still love you, Aurora."
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>She's gotten away with worse before. And she always gets unbanned.
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>"R-really?"
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"Yes, you fucking retarded..."
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>You sigh.
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"Silly mare."
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>With her tears drying up, you snuggle her close, and sigh a little more pleasantly.
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>Dimly, you become aware of the fact that you're laying on her mare musk smelling, hot pocket-crumb riddled, cum-soaked carpet.
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"Aurora."
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>She pipes up like nothing just happened.
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>"Yeah?"
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"Bath time."
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>eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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