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Equestria Girls the Isakei

By IsakeiAnon
Created: 2022-08-26 04:30:16
Updated: 2022-09-03 18:45:41
Expiry: Never

  1. ...........
  2. "......zzzzzz.....guh....."
  3. >wake up
  4. >fuck
  5. >your body aches everywhere
  6. >what the hell happened last night?
  7. >you try to roll out of bed
  8. >THUD
  9. "ugh..."
  10. >you fell on the floor, facedown
  11. >you should be in pain, but your body just aches more
  12. >you look up
  13. >and immediately as you look directly at the one ray of sunlight peering out the window
  14. "Fudge."
  15. >now you're seeing spots
  16. >if you didn't know any better you'd think your hand was green
  17. >...wait
  18. >why did your voice sound higher?
  19. >...why didn't you say fuck?
  20. >your throat doesn't sore
  21. >maybe you're coming down with something
  22. >you walk towards your bathroom, time to take your meds
  23. >they're just for a cold, but still
  24. >you look towards the mirror, but it's not (You) that looks back
  25. >"HOLY SHEEP!"
  26. >you don't even register that you didn't say shit at first
  27. >surpirsingly you don't have a question mark for a face
  28. >you have black eyes and even black hair
  29. >you would look completely normal if you didn't have goddamn gangrene skin
  30. >in fact, you had green walls in your bathroom for some reason
  31. >your shit isn't even the way it was in there
  32. >you run back into your room
  33. >also green for some reason, but its much more plain and empty looking than before
  34. >theres even a couple of boxes laying around, some open, other not
  35. >you see a more generic version of your wallet, no hooves on it like before
  36. >sure enough, there's the ID
  37. >'Canterlot High Student ID'
  38. >'Anonymous E. Moose'
  39. >'Freshman'
  40. >son of a bitch you've been isakei'd and you didn't even make it
  41. >you run towards your window and open it up
  42. >it hurts your eyes again but sure enough
  43. >there are multicolored people walking around down below
  44. >looks like your on the second floor
  45. >in Canterlot, Equestria Girls
  46. >god damn it
  47. >you were so close to making it, you could taste it
  48. >at least you knew how to get to Equestria at this point
  49. >you had a very convenient excuse to go to the statue portal
  50. >that's assuming you aren't just having this dream again
  51. >you look at a generic phone, must be yours now
  52. >some texts from 'mom' and 'dad'
  53. >'Good Morning Anon, don't be late for school today'
  54. >'we'll be working late for a while, hope you have a good first day of school today'
  55. >'we love you anon, take care'
  56. >well, that would be sweet if you were Anon
  57. >you're just some anonymous shitposter that somehow made it, almost
  58. >you look up 'Canterlot High School' in the maps app, not too far by walking
  59. >but first, clothes
  60. >sure enough, it's all suits and a tie
  61. >fancy ass shoes too
  62. >the weather app says it'll be cold at least
  63. >oh shit, you have a bank account
  64. >no social media apps but there's open tabs on your phone to a neighponeese basket weaving forum
  65. >fuck it, you start a new thread
  66. >'No Hooves'
  67. >you wonder if any other anons made it, if they'll show up later or even before you
  68. >but for now, it's back to high school
  69. >and then hopefully, Equestria
  70. >thankfully sugercube corner was along the route, wasn’t much effort to make a stop there along the way
  71. >good thing you recognized what it looked like in no hooves land since it wasn’t actually called that in this world
  72. >apparently your phone called it the ‘Sweet Shoppe Cafe’
  73. >it helped that a human looking Miss Cake was at the register, seeing blue skin was fucking you up inside though
  74. >either way this breakfast muffin was wonderful
  75. >you wondered how the taste would compare to the Equestrian Sugarcube Corner
  76. >shit, what would you say to the purple book horse
  77. >it’d be too suspicious to just jump headfirst into the portal, as much as you wanted to do that
  78. >maybe you’d fake tripping into it by accident, you could claim to be clumsy
  79. >before you know it, you’ve arrived
  80. >the biggest horsecock statue grazes your eyes
  81. >there doesn’t look to be anyone around
  82. >no visible cameras either
  83. >fuck it, ‘accidentally’ drop the muffin wrapper, you remember which side the portal was supposed to be on
  84. >slip on it, stick your hands out
  85. >BAM
  86. >”Fudge Muffin!”
  87. >okay, guess it’s closed for maintenance today
  88. >hold on
  89. >wasn’t the actual statue part of the portal supposed to have been destroyed after the friendship games?
  90. >"Easy ther', Sugercube! Ya need a han'?"
  91. >you recognize that voice immediatelyit
  92. >you didn’t actually expect to directly run into a main character this soon, but there's no mistaking that accent
  93. >an orange hand is offered to you
  94. >you look look up into big green eyes, blond hair, and a whole lot of freckles
  95. >ENTER: APPLEJACK
  96. >what you don't see, unfortunately, is any kind of neck wear
  97. >specifically, those damn magical geodes or whatever they are
  98. >cool hat, though
  99. "Cool hat. Oh, and, uh, thanks for the hand."
  100. >that wasn't too much spaghetti, was it? Apple Horse is underappreciated in her time
  101. >"Aw shucks, means a lot coming’ from a fellow as fancy-dressed as yourself! But don't worry none about the help, ya hear? I-“
  102. >whatever else she was going to say was gone now, as you've been cucked by the bell
  103. >”Shoot! Ya got Harshwinney for home room?”
  104. >double shoot, you haven’t bothered to look at your schedule yet
  105. >”I actually don’t recall, hold on a quick second…”
  106. >fumbling your spaghetti around for the paper, you find that your Hoomroom teacher is Cherilee, damn it
  107. >”Darn it! Ah well, see ya around partner!”
  108. >just as quickly as the Apple grows, it falls far from the tree
  109. >or whatever
  110. >you might actually need a quick look at a map of CHS
  111. >oh yeah, and you need to pick up the remains of your muffin
  112. >don’t be a litterbug, faggot
  113. >or late either
  114. >you don’t really have it in you to run though
  115. >you knew these girls were teenager in high school
  116. >but wasn’t applejack a bit younger looking than that?
  117. >it made some sense, no geodes meant no Camp Everfree shenanigans
  118. >and the statue not being broken implied no Friendship Games at CHS yet
  119. >and if it was the first day of the year, then…
  120. >*BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
  121. >ah hell, and right outside Cheerilees classroom, too
  122. >she’s just about to close the damn door!
  123. >you rapidly knock on it
  124. ”Uh, excuse me miss!”
  125. >Cheeilee moves the door back open
  126. >”Oh dear, don’t be late on the first day, mister!”
  127. “Sorry about that, mamm!”
  128. >you feel like a massive sperg, especially since a quick scan shows the full class is staring at you
  129. >there's only one empty seat left in the entire classroom
  130. >but you’re looking next to the seat instead
  131. >your deskmate is Sunset Shimmer
  132. >you're really feeling that monkey's paw curling around your balls right now
  133. >like most >no hooves enjoyers, you thought Sunset Shimmer was best pony
  134. >like most Sunsetfags however, you didn't really think that until Rainbow Rocks happened
  135. >that movie definitely did not happen yet
  136. >shoulders closed and guarded, leather jacket standing out for all to see
  137. >blood red hair is streaked by piss yellow
  138. >you swear there's a fire growing in those cyan eyes
  139. >a cocky smirk vanishes into a frown
  140. >Sunset's eyes narrow right back at you
  141. >shit, she caught you mirin' bro
  142. >you just awkwardly look away and sat down
  143. >way to establish yourself as an easy target
  144. >Cherrilee claps her hands
  145. >"Alright Freshmen, let me be the first to welcome you to your first ever class in CHS! My name is Miss Cherrilee, and I'll be your Homeroom teacher for the year! In the spirit of the Wondercolts, however, I'd like for everyone to turn to their deskmate next to them and break the ice!"
  146. >fuck
  147. >there's no one on Sunset's right
  148. >so she has to turn to you
  149. >her expression is one of reserved polietness
  150. >"Well hello there, mysteriously dressed stranger! To whom do I have the honor of speaking to?"
  151. >man, she is really buttering you up right off the bat
  152. >it'd be suspicious to try to brush her off
  153. >you don't want to get her attention any more than you somehow already have
  154. >this young looking teenager isn't even human
  155. >you're dealing with an ambitious unicorn prodigy with a sharp mind and no reservations about what she want to do to fufill those ambitions
  156. >presumably, she went through the mirror portal as a fully grown adult
  157. >but she's not the only one here who's not what they appear to be
  158. "Well hello to you too, sharply dressed stranger! My mysterious name is Anonymous. The honor of speaking to a lady such as yourself happens to be all mine, miss...?"
  159. >"Sunset Shimmer."
  160. >be Sunset Shimmer
  161. >you've been getting a handle on this strange reality for a few moons now
  162. >this world of freaks, or humans as they call themselves
  163. >your new classmates have no ambition, no drive, much like your former classmates back in the real Canterlot
  164. >even worse than those talentless fools, there seems to be no magic of any sort for these humans to bother with
  165. >to their credit, they've handeled themselves competently for a society at the mercy of nature
  166. >intoducing modern technology to Equestria, perhaps even using these new technologys in conjunction with and to further magic
  167. >you could usher Equestria into a new golden age
  168. >once you uncover ascension and a new thrown, of course
  169. >but these humans
  170. >their messages of friendship and peace are even more hypocritical then even Celestia
  171. >to her credit, Equestria has known peace. Stagnation.
  172. >but this world's histories are littered with war
  173. >even now, other parts of the world were causing massive destruction without magic
  174. >the horrors of war disturbed you to the core
  175. >but you would be able to reign it all in soon enough
  176. >these humans would prove easy to manipulate
  177. >such as right now
  178. >you knew you were conventionally pretty for this species
  179. >you would milk your natrual beauty for what it was worth
  180. >this idiot was only one of many to stare without shame
  181. >how disappointing
  182. “So, how’s you’re life been, Anonymous? I bet it’s quite…exciting.”
  183. >”Not much to say unfortunately, I’ve only moved into town recently. But I don’t mean to be rude, I’m sure your life is much more exciting than mine?”
  184. >Lost. Confused. Unfamiliar. This one would make for an easy pawn, one of many.
  185. “Oh you flatter me so, but I’ve moved into the area a couple of months ago myself.
  186. Perhaps we could…get aquantied with one another.”
  187. >”Perhaps indeed, Miss Shimmer.”
  188. >be you
  189. >god, what a crappy first period
  190. >it felt very obvious that you and sunset were fishing for information around each other
  191. >your explanation for your attire? It ‘suited’ you
  192. >hobbies? you just went off on a tangent about the internet
  193. >you worked very hard to seem as dull and uninteresting as you possibly could
  194. >all while trying to appease her fat ego
  195. >Sunset herself wasn’t revealing much either
  196. >assuming she was being honest at all she had only been living in Canterlot for a couple of months
  197. >that would probably be the day she popped out the mirror portal
  198. >likely meaning that the next time it opened would be the plot of equestria girls one
  199. >from there, a whole lot of magic would start leaking into this world from Equestria
  200. >this was going to be a long 30 moons of high school drama you wanted no real part of
  201. >at this point you really wished you didn’t show up until most of the timeline already happened, risk of sunset reading your mind and discovering your folder of her be damned
  202. >not even a couple of hours and you’ve already met her and Applejack
  203. >at this rate you’d run into the sirens and sci-twi by lunch
  204. >thankfully Sunset left you alone when class ended and you had to go to history
  205. >but you apparently shared English afterwards
  206. >at least after that you had a sunset free gym
  207. >more importantly, a buffer for going to lunch
  208. >you would not be denied Granny Smith's home cafeteria cooking!
  209. >you'd finish up the day with school's most famous trilogy
  210. >math, science, and Prench
  211. >that was probably French but English was still English so whatever
  212. >damn horse puns
  213. >thankfully you didn't recognize any main characters in this classroom
  214. >maybe
  215. >you felt like you were being way too noticeable as is, especially given the amount of classes you shared with Sunset
  216. >the absolute last thing you needed to do was sperg out in front of her and spill a secret you should not know
  217. >you needed to blend in the background, become unnoticeable
  218. >invisible.mov
  219. >the kind of memory that people would easily forget
  220. >memory...stone
  221. >shit, that's probably buried in the woods behind the school right now
  222. >you didn't want to risk your past life's memories to be erased by-
  223. >WALLFLOWER
  224. >she was super forgettable and ignored throughout the majority of the series
  225. >basically what most anons would go through
  226. >including you, normally
  227. >maybe she wouldn't want to use that memory erasing poke ball if you were as forgettable as her
  228. >you scan the classroom again, but no luck finding any green that isn't yours
  229. >damn
  230. >you recall vaguely that she had English with Sunset
  231. >maybe talk Wallflower after English class, then
  232. >you're pretty sure Wallflower Blush does not actually have English with you and Sunset
  233. >you didn't hear shit during roll call and you have to sit next to Sunset again
  234. >lot more green hair this class, though
  235. >KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
  236. >in an very familiar scene, the teacher has to get up just as class has started to allow a late student
  237. >sure enough the student is being chewed out for being late on the very first day of class
  238. >maybe you'd tell this random kid that also happened to you, you'd both get a kek out of that
  239. >aw hell
  240. >it's Wallflower Blush
  241. >at least you've got an excuse to talk to her now
  242.  
  243. >be Wallflower Blush
  244. >be invisible, invisible
  245. >like a droplet in the mist
  246. >you should write that one down, that was a good line
  247. >the one good part of today so far
  248. >first of, your single mother was busy with work, as usual
  249. >next it turned out your favorite cereal was all out
  250. >then the bus driver decided to ignore your existence entirely and not pick you up at your stop
  251. >you missed out on first period entirely running to school in your now sweaty striped sweater and got ignored when you showed up in history
  252. >you're pretty sure you got marked absent by the teacher
  253. >none of the students seemed to notice your attempts to speak with them either
  254. >not even that one guy in a suit who kept looking around every few seconds
  255. >you wonder briefly what's up with him, but who cares
  256. >you're only being ignored by everything and everyone, again
  257. >every day in middle school, every day ever since you were a little kid
  258. >those days were better days
  259. >and you promised yourself you'd reclaim those better days in high school
  260. >no dice after history though
  261. >you still felt gross from sweating and headed to the restroom to try and dry yourself off a bit
  262. >and then you had to pee, but someone just had to try and use your stall
  263. >now you're late for another class period, and chewed out in front of the whole class at that
  264. >as usual, no one bats so much as an eye at your shenanigans
  265. >the teacher doesn't even notice your name on their roll call sheet at first
  266. >you do find an empty seat behind that weird suit guy, though
  267. >now you're slightly concerned
  268. >the guy just keeps looking around a lot
  269. >and this total delinquent girl sitting next to him is staring at him a lot
  270. >she looks so cool
  271. >cool leather jacket, cool red and blonde hair, cool boots
  272. >you bet someone like her gets a ton of attention
  273. >tons of friends, a family that’s around
  274. >godiwishthatwasme.rar
  275. >now the suit guy is just staring right at her
  276. >ugh, are they making ga ga eyes? Do they have a history?
  277. >you wish you had a good history with someone...
  278. >sigh
  279. >whatever, everyone is already forgetting you again ayways
  280. >suit weirdo wouldn’t notice if you tried to get his attention
  281. >you gently poke the suit guy in the back your pencil
  282. >"GYAH!"
  283. >surprisingly, the guy jumps from his seat faster than you can run from an awkward situation
  284. >now both him and the delinquent are looking right at you
  285. >"Was that a sharp pencil?"
  286. >be Sunset
  287. >you were just about to try to fish more information from anon
  288. >you get the feeling he's being a bit evasive
  289. >he can't be that shy, even you know just from looking around that it's not normal for him to be in some wannabe nobility outfit
  290. >then he leaps up into the air abruptly while yelling
  291. >what was going on?
  292. >you see anon turn around behind him
  293. >wait, who the hay was this girl?
  294. >you swore her seat was empty when the bell rung
  295. >you didn't notice any absent names during roll call
  296. >you raise an eyebrow at her
  297. >disheveled hair, red in the face, and looking completely frightened
  298. >you normally would have sensed someone so blatantly insecure without even trying
  299. >first Anonymous seems to be trying to play your long game in Homeroom
  300. >he laid it a little thick with the compliments
  301. >then you got a front row seat to that pink girl's rather unusual behavior in gym class
  302. >you're certain neither human nor pony was capable of replicating what she did
  303. >at least not without some kind of magic
  304. >you failed to get her attention for very long, however
  305. >and now this green girl failed to get yours, despite how observant you were being all day
  306. >something very unusual was going on with the humans at this school
  307. >perhaps the next couple dozen moons would be less boring than you anticipated
  308. >just what makes these humans tick?
  309. >oh wait, now the mystery invisible anomaly was speaking
  310. >"N-no, it wasn't that sharp, was it...?"
  311. >her voice trails off, but both her and anonymous' attention are off of you completely
  312. >how will anonymous interact with someone so...pathetic?
  313. >"Still hurt. I'm not enough of a pencil expert to notice either way."
  314. >he simply shrugged
  315. >"If it helps, I was nearly late to class in my first period. Saw that whole you being late deal just now and it was similar. Just thought I should mention it."
  316. >"W-wait, you noticed that?"
  317. >wait, what?
  318. >what were these two talking about? you hadn't noticed any repeats of that morning's incident occurring
  319. >were the people at this school conspiring against you?
  320. >oh hayseed, now you missed the girl's response
  321. >you narrowed your eyes
  322. >the situation was going to require far more seriousness than you thought
  323.  
  324. >be a very confused anonymous
  325. >Wallflower was doing her hiding in plain sight thing it seemed
  326. "Why wouldn't I have noticed? I just saw it happen."
  327. >"Y-you didn't notice when I tried to get your attention last period. You kept looking around."
  328. >you had history with Wallflower and didn't notice?
  329. >was she fucking cursed or something? you were looking for familiar faces like her
  330. "I was actually inspecting the building. Up to fire code and all that.
  331. >clearly Wallflower was not buying it. Neither was Sunset apperently
  332. >wait, Sunset was staring right at Wallflower
  333. >she now knows she exists
  334. >that hopefully wouldn't derail the timeline too badly
  335. >you couldn't risk pre-redemption Sunset finding that Stone
  336. >BRIIIIIIIIIIIIING
  337. "Wow, the bell sure has timing. What other classes do we have together, Wallflower?"
  338. >Wallflower just stood there and blinked
  339. >"O-oh yeah, right, here"
  340. >she hurried to pull out her entire ass schedule to you
  341. >surprising, but you'll take it
  342. >then Sunset just up and snatched it out of her hands
  343. >guess she really needed to know Wallflower's schedule
  344. >"H-hey!"
  345. >Sunset only sends a brief, smug look at Wallflower
  346. >she easily sidesteps your attempts to get the schedule back
  347. >"Well isn't this swell? Your schedule is identical to anon's here!"
  348. "You already have my schedule memorized?"
  349. >thats not the most shocking part here
  350. >being sent to CHS at seemingly the beginning of Sunset's attendance
  351. >instead of say, when the actual plot kicked in
  352. >having the same schedule as Wallflower
  353. >how exactly did you get isaki'd here?
  354. >"Don't be so surprised Anonymous, It'd be rude not to when I asked."
  355. >"Yet I can't help but notice that I also share homeroom with Anonymous. Yet, you weren't there. Seems you have a hard time being noticed, eh Wallflower?'
  356. >Wallflower flinches
  357. "Sunset, that's not really-"
  358. >"Y-you two are noticing me now!"
  359. >ok there was that too
  360. >"Why so sensitive? You having a hard time being noticed?"
  361. >Wallflower shrinks
  362. "Sunset, you're crossing a line here. Drop it."
  363. >"Oh don't worry you're head over it, Anonymous. I'm sure that soon, no one will ever forget our little Wallflower."
  364. >with that, Sunset saunters off
  365. >christ, she had Wallflower pegged immediatley
  366. "Don't worry about her Wally, Sunset seems a bit cucco in the head."
  367. >"W-wally?"
  368. "Well we're going to be around the whole year apparently. Might as well toss around some nicknames, right?"
  369.  
  370. >be Wallflower
  371. >ugh, that bacon-haired...
  372. >MEANIE
  373. >someone finally notices you and they don't hesitate to point out the obvious
  374. >this Anonymous guy or whatever couldn't get a word in
  375. >he didn't really hesitate to toss a nickname your way though
  376. >what's were these guys' deals?
  377. "What's your deal with that...Sunset girl?"
  378. >"Honestly, heck if I know. I just met her earlier. Wonder what her endgame is..."
  379. >anon says that, but he seemed..frustrated with Sunset's tactics
  380. >almost as if he expected something different
  381. >you walked to gym together, or at least you thought you did
  382. "So, friends, huh. I guess I don't mind-anon?"
  383. >turns out he walked on ahead of you
  384. >sure enough, there he was looking around like earlier
  385. >honestly, now you were really annoyed with your invisibility
  386. >you slug him in the shoulder, just like in the animes
  387. >"Hey, what the-oh there you are Wally."
  388. >you can't stop yourself from sighing
  389. >at least this one kinda remembered your name deliberatly
  390. >maybe you'll change your name if people keep messing up Wallflower Blush

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