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>be smolanon
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>be finally home alone for the week
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>load up the clop
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>this time it’s Trixie getting railed
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>your dopamine receptors are all numb and your orgasms aren’t as explosive
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>pull pants down and start to jerk off in chair
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>clop clop clop
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>clop clop clop on the door
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>wait, on the door?
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>get up from chair and put pants back on
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>open the door to your parents that forgot something
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>instead it’s just Trixie
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>”Watch in awe, at the Great and Nurturing Babysitter Trixie!”
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>magical fireworks shoot off behind Trixie
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>you wanted to be alone
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>now you have one more annoying person’s rules to follow
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>wait, she’s a cartoon pony
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>and now she’s outside your door
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Uh, hello Trixie?
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>”Yes, Trixie is here! Now make yourself useful and get me some oats, you little squirt.”
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>Trixie immediately starts walking through the door
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>she stops when she’s about to push past you and starts sniffing your shirt
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>sniff snoof
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>”Did Trixie call you a little squirt?”
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>snoof
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>”You smell like a big, wet squirt…”
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>Trixie rubs her snoot around your shirt some more
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Trixie, your horn is poking my face!
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>she pulls back her head in a daze
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>”Huh? You! Don’t talk back to Trixie! And where are Trixie’s oats?”
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Oh, I’m sorry! Please don’t punish me!
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>”Trixie will punish you if you don’t get her oats right now.”
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>you run to the kitchen and try to remember where the oats are
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>you grab the oat container and start walking back
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>Trixie has came into your living room
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>she is now laying down sideways on your couch
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Here are your oats, oh great and powerful one.
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>”Thank you.”
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>she stares at you
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What?
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>”Well?”
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Well what?
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>”Well, aren’t you going to feed Trixie her oats?”
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>you are confused because the babysitter usually feeds you snacks
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Oh, ok. Do you want me to make you oatmeal?
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>”Cook them? Yuck. Trixie doesn’t want to eat slop like a pig would.”
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I’ll get a spoon for you, then.
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>”Trixie doesn’t trust silverware. You will feed Trixie with your hand.”
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But-
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>”What did Trixie say about talking back?”
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Yes, mom.
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>you just realized your Freudian slip as soon as you spoke
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>”Mom? Did you just call Trixie your mommy?”
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Oh, sorry Trixie I-
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>"Anon, did you call Trixie mom or not?"
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Yes, mom.
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>"You just did it again! Do you want Trixie to be your mommy?"
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Uh-
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>"Then it's decided. You will call Trixie mommy from now on."
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Yes, mommy.
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