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Buck It Down (feat. Zecora, Fluttershy)

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Created: 2022-09-13 19:52:12
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  1.  
  2. It's time to buck it down with the apple crew,
  3. Jack runs this town, better give no hassle, true
  4. Anypony who mess with best split,
  5. lesser ponies are destined to get hit
  6. The clock is stricken, it's time to kick it, now hear the Apple get wicked
  7.  
  8. Here's a little tale to impale your puny brain stick
  9. to all of the fakers who want to say shit, best evade quick,
  10. 'cause this way of life ain't the safest way to make bits
  11. Every motherfucker wanna spray clip,
  12. Everypony wanna give your face a rearrangement
  13. Every day is another day you play in this dangerous game before you're wasted
  14.  
  15. Buck it down
  16. Is the name of this mix, so bear witness
  17. to the sickest of business, never slippin' wit
  18. the hip equipped pistol, up in this bitches
  19. Any filly testin' me got a lessened life expectancy
  20. 'Cause I'm the great equalizer,
  21. Pigs, gang life thugs all turned to fertilizer
  22. Gankers, scum, gonna neutralize 'em
  23. Hoes can free ride on my windshield wiper
  24. Particle collider, cleanup on the sidewalk
  25. Opps been elided, nothing to outline 'em
  26. Just the appetizer, when I find ya, hooves are flyin'
  27. (Yo, tell 'em again!)
  28.  
  29. Out on the block with Zecora
  30. And we're makin' some bits at the corner
  31. Sellin' the fruit to some colt in the shirt with the order
  32. That's when the Oranges rolled on us
  33. Two mares with their barrels out the window
  34. And they thought it was time for the big show
  35. Wasn't very nice the way they said hi,
  36. the way they let the bullets fly,
  37. 'Cause they wanna get a slice of the pie
  38. They tryn'a jack Jack
  39. When my gat's strapped
  40. But all they'll get is a kick up in they crack
  41. Put that citrus in a sack, I mean a body bag
  42. When they guns go rat-a-tat-tat
  43. We ducked down as the shots grazed by,
  44. Guns out and I got to raise my
  45. forty five, I, let 'em run their mags dry
  46. as the colt gets tapped into the next life
  47. as Zecora got to cover up her neck stripe
  48. as the Apple got a bullet she could let fly
  49. And the driver found herself with a wet tie
  50. No longer steering straight,
  51. the zebra on them with the thirty-eight
  52. From their crash, running fast, from the burning flame
  53. But they never outran the curse I sang
  54. Because we
  55.  
  56. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  57. Givin' you the ticket
  58. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  59. Mess with, then kick it
  60. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  61. Here the Apple gets wicked
  62. Buck it down, buck it down
  63. It's time to buck, buck, buck
  64.  
  65. Better watch behind ya, snitches for hire
  66. Pinhead with the diamonds thought she was wiser
  67. Said she could find a Lime that bid higher
  68. Never ends well for a hoe who try to
  69. Cut my hoof and I'll put a cut on ya
  70. You'll get folded up like katana
  71. You'll find the only buck you broken
  72. Was a hoof up in your abdomen
  73. Wait, what's that sound
  74. (Motherfucker must've snitched!)
  75. Cops tryna take me down,
  76. They got the joint surrounded
  77. Shots out loud, and the snitch is nowhere to be found
  78. Choppers full of pork, hock, fools, damn it
  79. Now I gotta bring up my semi-automatic
  80. Cold cut, chop 'em with the loose cannon,
  81. Smoke' em out if they wanna go ham on
  82. me, the filly from the street,
  83. making your head cheese when I bring heat
  84. When this belt feeds, on your minced meat
  85. Make your pelt, free from your scalp, see
  86. 'Cause I'm the wrong filly to fuck wit,
  87. when I was brought up young, granny taught me to buck shit
  88. I'm finna drop a nuke when you're pushin' my button
  89. I'm sweepin' wit the broom stick when you cause a ruckus
  90. Remember that we
  91.  
  92. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  93. Givin' you the ticket
  94. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  95. Mess with, then kick it
  96. Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
  97. Here the Apple gets wicked
  98. Buck it down, buck it down
  99. It's time to buck, buck, buck
  100.  
  101. A fuckin' snitch, sicced the fuzz on you
  102. When I see that bitch here's what I'ma do
  103. Stamp all on her, use her like a shoe
  104. 'Cause I'm an Apple Cobbler when the shit's through!
  105. Won't let that bullshit go standin' but
  106. Rather have a bullet expand in ya,
  107. Begging for mercy like I'd give a fuck,
  108. Nah, motherfucker, it's time to-
  109.  
  110. Wait, wait, wait, we can't show this on Netflix.
  111. Th-the voice is a placeholder.
  112. Oh, I know about the voice. We'll find a more diverse actor soon enough. The thing is, when I said 'urban youth' I wasn't really referring to... this?
  113. Oh, come on. What's wrong with it?
  114. Well, not that much, apart from the fact that it's an extremely racist and vulgar depiction which perpetuates the stereotype of urban youth as violent gun-toting thugs who kill each other and terrorize innocent people for no good reason...
  115. You're fucking with me, right?
  116. (Laughter)
  117. But seriously. I do have one minor, teensie-weensie criticism.
  118. Yeah?
  119. Where are the smartphones?
  120. Hmm.
  121. We've been over this, dude. Modern kids devote more of their attention span to their phones than their parents. We can't sell a modern TV show for kids unless it has smartphones in it.
  122. ...Shit. You're right. Motherfucker. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

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