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It's time to buck it down with the apple crew,
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Jack runs this town, better give no hassle, true
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Anypony who mess with best split,
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lesser ponies are destined to get hit
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The clock is stricken, it's time to kick it, now hear the Apple get wicked
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Here's a little tale to impale your puny brain stick
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to all of the fakers who want to say shit, best evade quick,
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'cause this way of life ain't the safest way to make bits
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Every motherfucker wanna spray clip,
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Everypony wanna give your face a rearrangement
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Every day is another day you play in this dangerous game before you're wasted
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Buck it down
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Is the name of this mix, so bear witness
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to the sickest of business, never slippin' wit
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the hip equipped pistol, up in this bitches
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Any filly testin' me got a lessened life expectancy
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'Cause I'm the great equalizer,
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Pigs, gang life thugs all turned to fertilizer
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Gankers, scum, gonna neutralize 'em
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Hoes can free ride on my windshield wiper
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Particle collider, cleanup on the sidewalk
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Opps been elided, nothing to outline 'em
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Just the appetizer, when I find ya, hooves are flyin'
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(Yo, tell 'em again!)
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Out on the block with Zecora
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And we're makin' some bits at the corner
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Sellin' the fruit to some colt in the shirt with the order
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That's when the Oranges rolled on us
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Two mares with their barrels out the window
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And they thought it was time for the big show
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Wasn't very nice the way they said hi,
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the way they let the bullets fly,
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'Cause they wanna get a slice of the pie
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They tryn'a jack Jack
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When my gat's strapped
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But all they'll get is a kick up in they crack
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Put that citrus in a sack, I mean a body bag
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When they guns go rat-a-tat-tat
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We ducked down as the shots grazed by,
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Guns out and I got to raise my
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forty five, I, let 'em run their mags dry
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as the colt gets tapped into the next life
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as Zecora got to cover up her neck stripe
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as the Apple got a bullet she could let fly
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And the driver found herself with a wet tie
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No longer steering straight,
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the zebra on them with the thirty-eight
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From their crash, running fast, from the burning flame
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But they never outran the curse I sang
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Because we
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Givin' you the ticket
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Mess with, then kick it
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Here the Apple gets wicked
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Buck it down, buck it down
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It's time to buck, buck, buck
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Better watch behind ya, snitches for hire
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Pinhead with the diamonds thought she was wiser
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Said she could find a Lime that bid higher
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Never ends well for a hoe who try to
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Cut my hoof and I'll put a cut on ya
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You'll get folded up like katana
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You'll find the only buck you broken
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Was a hoof up in your abdomen
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Wait, what's that sound
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(Motherfucker must've snitched!)
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Cops tryna take me down,
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They got the joint surrounded
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Shots out loud, and the snitch is nowhere to be found
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Choppers full of pork, hock, fools, damn it
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Now I gotta bring up my semi-automatic
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Cold cut, chop 'em with the loose cannon,
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Smoke' em out if they wanna go ham on
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me, the filly from the street,
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making your head cheese when I bring heat
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When this belt feeds, on your minced meat
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Make your pelt, free from your scalp, see
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'Cause I'm the wrong filly to fuck wit,
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when I was brought up young, granny taught me to buck shit
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I'm finna drop a nuke when you're pushin' my button
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I'm sweepin' wit the broom stick when you cause a ruckus
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Remember that we
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Givin' you the ticket
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Mess with, then kick it
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Buck it down, buck it down, buck it down
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Here the Apple gets wicked
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Buck it down, buck it down
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It's time to buck, buck, buck
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A fuckin' snitch, sicced the fuzz on you
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When I see that bitch here's what I'ma do
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Stamp all on her, use her like a shoe
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'Cause I'm an Apple Cobbler when the shit's through!
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Won't let that bullshit go standin' but
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Rather have a bullet expand in ya,
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Begging for mercy like I'd give a fuck,
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Nah, motherfucker, it's time to-
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Wait, wait, wait, we can't show this on Netflix.
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Th-the voice is a placeholder.
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Oh, I know about the voice. We'll find a more diverse actor soon enough. The thing is, when I said 'urban youth' I wasn't really referring to... this?
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Oh, come on. What's wrong with it?
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Well, not that much, apart from the fact that it's an extremely racist and vulgar depiction which perpetuates the stereotype of urban youth as violent gun-toting thugs who kill each other and terrorize innocent people for no good reason...
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You're fucking with me, right?
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(Laughter)
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But seriously. I do have one minor, teensie-weensie criticism.
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Yeah?
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Where are the smartphones?
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Hmm.
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We've been over this, dude. Modern kids devote more of their attention span to their phones than their parents. We can't sell a modern TV show for kids unless it has smartphones in it.
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...Shit. You're right. Motherfucker. Back to the drawing board, I guess.
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