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Hey, Twilight!
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Can you help me open this jar?
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Sure thing!
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That’s funny. Why won’t it open?
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Hmm...
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It was Tuesday morning on a shopping trip in Ponyville,
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Spike and I had gone out and made a purchase of a fancy new quill,
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When a mare came up to me by the name of Amethyst Star,
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And she asked me to simply try to open up this peanut butter, peanut butter jar,
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I lit up my horn; it seemed so basic at first,
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An action so easily and often rehearsed,
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But it was quite vexing; even wrote a song, as you see,
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‘Cause the lid wouldn't budge; not a single degree,
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Peanut butter, a peanut butter jar, peanut butter, peanut butter, can’t open,
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Peanut butter, a peanut butter jar, peanut butter, peanut butter, can’t open,
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Are you kidding me?
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It’s just a stupid jar!
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What the heck?
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Such a simple task; it seemed easy to do,
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But my horn wasn't enough to see it through,
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I'm the element of magic, how could I be this weak?
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To a peanut butter jar I won't ever concede!
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I laughed nervously, and I blew it off as a prank,
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But she said the jar was real; we were drawing up blanks,
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Digging through my brain, looking for a hint of useful knowledge,
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I've handled worse; couldn't have wasted all those years in college.
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I warmed up the lid to try to make it expand,
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But I might as well have just gone pounding on sand,
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I magic'd up the jar to add additional torque,
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But by then my horn had been thoroughly torched, yeah.
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Peanut butter, a peanut butter jar, peanut butter, peanut butter, can’t open,
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Peanut butter, a peanut butter jar, peanut butter, peanut butter, can’t open,
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Such a simple task; it seemed easy to do
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But my horn wasn't enough to see it through
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I'm the element of magic, how could I be this weak?
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To a peanut butter jar I won't ever concede!
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AAAAAAAA
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I couldn't open this PB jar,
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I couldn't open this PB jar,
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I couldn't open this PB jar,
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I couldn't open this PB jar, PB jar
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(She couldn't open this PB jar,
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She couldn't open this PB jar, PB jar)
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Anyways, we broke the lid off and it turned out that the jar was left hoof threaded for some reason. The real mystery is, WHO WOULD MAKE A JAR LEFT HOOF THREADED?
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