Rainbow Dash Hates Pride Month


                                            This is for all of you who fucking hate the month of June!


                                            Hey! (x4) Gay! (x4)

                                            (etc.)


                                            When I was a filly I thought my mane was super sweet

                                            It's so silly but then my colors were unique

                                            Lighting up the sky with my super awesome moves

                                            Catching all the eyes, ponies stomping with their hooves

                                            Then they made up a month of pride

                                            With a rainbow flag to fly

                                            And I took it all in stride

                                            Didn't know what was going by


                                            Now the rainbow's everywhere (hey)

                                            Packaged snacks and corporate lairs (gay)

                                            and everything is the color of my hair


                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)


                                            I don't care if your barn door swings that way

                                            But these mares should know by now that I'm not gay

                                            I can't even tell if they're just real horny or real dumb

                                            Either way this hell just ruins all my summer fun

                                            Just because my mane's a rainbow

                                            Doesn't mean that I am gay, oh no

                                            Fillies think I'm playing

                                            And they walk up to me saying


                                            Dashie want to suck my cunt? (No!)

                                            Dashie want some fucking fuck?

                                            No fuck you!

                                            And pride month sucks!


                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)


                                            My hair is not a statement! Stay in your fucking basement! (x2)


                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Hey! x4)

                                            Pride month sucks (Gay! x4)