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Jasmin Tea

By Hugh_Neutron
Created: 2022-12-08 05:59:36
Updated: 2022-12-08 06:00:36
Expiry: Never
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  1. Written by an anonymous anon. Posted without title. Saved for posterity because I found it nice even if I'm not a Pissfag.
  2. Original thread:
  3. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39367981/#39368733
  4. Between posts is marked with 2 new lines.
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  6. >you open the doors of the tea serving establishment, it’s been a long day and a nice drink would serve you well
  7. >standing behind the counter is your good friend Jasmine Leaf
  8. >upon closer inspection, Jasmine isn’t standing, she’s shuffling.
  9. >she’s frantically putting up tea bags and boxes. She hasn’t even noticed you came in.
  10. “Setting up shop so soon?”
  11. >you say, now finally getting her attention. Jasmine looks up. The mare jumps slightly, before containing herself once more.
  12. >”Y-yes.” She replies “closing up a few minutes early today, sorry anon.”
  13. >she turns around to stack some boxes upon the large emporium-like shelf behind her. Now your stupid primate brain puts two and two together.
  14. >Her strong mare back legs are crossed. They’re not just crossed, they’re slightly damp too.
  15. >You know Jasmine well, let’s have a little fun with this.
  16. “What a shame, I was really hoping to order some nice chamomile, would've helped me sleep better.”
  17. >”The mare is shuffling.
  18. >you pick up a discarded half drank glass on the counter top. With a smug expression crossing your nonexistent face, you pour the tea into an empty cup sitting adjacent to you.
  19. >The mare. is shuffling. Her ears fold down, and she turns around to reveal a worried look on her face. Her short pink hair hides it slightly, as if she doesn’t want you to see.
  20. >but the answer is obvious. Jasmine cringes at the sound of the liquid being poured, and her legs cross only tighter.
  21. “So, what’s the reason you’re closing so early?”
  22. >Jasmine bites her lip. Then she slams her hoof into the ground, cursing herself as she realizes the tyranny of the pouring liquid won’t stop until she reveals it. So she snaps.
  23. >”Fucks sake anon, I have to piss! I thought you’d see that and let me be for right now. Look, it’s been a busy day, and there’s no bathroom here! I have to use the one closest in town before they close! D-damnit.. I know this is my fault, but I can’t pour you a drink or fix you any tea unless you want my full, bursting, bladder emptying itself into your cup!”
  24. >You can’t believe you’re hearing this, and you can’t believe you’re doing this either, but as you watch the desperate and now angry mare shuffle about, only one thought comes to your mind.
  25. “Can I drink it from the tap?”
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  27.  
  28. >Wether it be you who can’t believe you said that, or Jasmine’s pinker than normal face, the tension in the room spikes.
  29. >”wh- you-.. n-no Anon! That’s… that’s gross!”
  30. “Come on, not like you’re gonna make it anyways.”
  31. >You have no idea where this burst of confidence is coming from, but the words escape your mouth and land in Jasmine Leaf’s ears like the tea she brews catching your nose.
  32. >”I-I’ll be perfectly fine. The only thing stopping me from getting there in time is you, anon.” The mare begins to get agitated.
  33. “So, piss in my mouth then. What do you have to lose?”
  34. >”m-my dignity?!”
  35. “And your piss.”
  36. >Jasmine now stands on her back hooves, crossing them, she leans against the counter, scrunching her face, desperate but determined to hold it.
  37. “It’s the floor, or here.”
  38. >You say, pointing to your mouth.
  39. “Hey we kill two birds with one stone, I’m thirsty anyways, remem-
  40. >”Annoonnnnnnnn.. quit talking about it pleaseeee..” she begs. The mare takes a deep breath, then slams her forehooves into her crotch.
  41. >”Nng… okay.. let’s get this over with..”
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  44. >you position yourself on the floor, facing up.
  45. >Jasmine is bouncing in place, waiting for you to get ready
  46. >you lay behind the counter as comfortably as you can, waiting for Jasmine to hurry up with your drink.
  47. >”Are you ready yet anon? I seriously need to pee right now!”
  48. >you look up
  49. “Am I ready? I was waiting on you to- umhfbfhd-“
  50. >your words are instantly hushed by Jasmine Leaf’s hot pink folds grasping your mouth, her mate pussy leaves you speechless.
  51. >she gives no time adjusting and starts pissing instantly. Wow, now you know just had bad she had to go. The poor mare was fit to burst! Her stream powers against you, some not even going in your mouth until you end up adjusting for her.
  52. >”o-ohh sweet Celestiaaaa..”
  53. >well, that was the hottest moan you’ve ever heard in your life. So hot you almost forget to swallow to empty your mouth for the next pitcher of “tea”.
  54. >speaking of that, wow, it actually doesn’t taste bad? Makes sense, it seems all Jasmine ever drinks is just tea. The taste, the warmth, the feeling of her mare parts on you. It’s heavenly.
  55. >could anything ruin this moment?
  56. >Jasmine suddenly starts shifting, as if she’s changing the direction she’s facing to be towards the counter. Why?
  57. >the bell sounding off atop the door makes you realize.
  58.  
  59. >a customer has entered the building.

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