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>"ha! its cause of my skin, right? cause you think you're all better with yo mayo skin that we's blacks are below you!"
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"Calm down, we can talk this out. I'm trying to get the best situation for the both of us, trust me. And we both know you weren't just doing nothing: spit it out."
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>"a nigga's gotta eat."
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"You do know that there are much better ways to get money, right? You can go to your nearest employment center to find a job to help you, I'm sure they can work something out, even if you don't have a cutiemark."
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>"yous gotta tell me why i ain't getting my welfare check.
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"Didn't you hear what I just said? You can easily get a job to help you get the money. It's not that difficult."
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>"i got betta stuff to do than 'werk.'"
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"That's absurd. Everypony knows that doing your part is important. It's not right to take the hard earned bits of others."
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>"yous be saying i a bitch ass nigga?"
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>From his tone, a "bich ass niga" seems like a bad connotation.
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>And it would do no good to instigate him further.
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"No, I'm not. I'm saying that you should at least try to find some employment instead of thinking you can mooch off of the princesses."
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>"they owes me repah-ra-shuns, for da injustices against me and muh niggas."
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"We never even heard of your species until you arrived here! You're the only one of your species in Equestria!"
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>"i... i... woah..."
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>Anon's mouth is agape, eyes wide open as realization hits him like a chari-
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>"so yous guys gotta give me all da monies! haha!"
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"Wait, what?"
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>"i's the only one of my suh-sup-e - of my spesies, so i'm very important. that means you give me my money."
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"No! That's not how it works, not at all!"
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>"aight, aight. i tryna get muh fix, y'know? da good stuff."
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>Your eyes narrow.
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"What's the 'good stuff?'"
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>"like da good stuff. like, like da white powda. oh yeah i need dat shit."
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>He needs sugar?
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>It's hilariously easy to get sugar in Equestria, nearly every store has it, and for cheap!
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"Are you talking about sugar? You do know that it's cheap enough to the point where you don't have to beg for bits."
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>"nah, nigga. like cocaine."
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>You tilt your head in confusion.
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>He smacks his lips.
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>"ayo, hol' up. you ponies know what cocaine is?"
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>Kocane?
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>You never heard of it, but the way he's talking makes it out like a drug.
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>And drugs are bad. Illegal.
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"I don't think kocane even exists in Equestria. If it does, well, then I'm going to have to arrest you."
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>His eyes buldge out at that fact. Not at the arresting part, but the former.
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>"ayo, so you be sayin, like, you sayin', you ain't got da good shit? how i finna get my fix? I NEED MY FIX, NIGGA!"
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>His hollering has brought the attention of some ponies, and a sizable crowd has now gathered around the two of you.
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>Greaaaaat. A bigger scene. Just what you need.
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>And an increasingly agitated niga too, to boot.
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>You begin to draw on your mana; this situation seems it can topple over in an instant.
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"Anon, calm down. It won't end well for you if you go ballistic."
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>"fuck you bitch!"
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>At that, he begins to aggressively move towards you, something moving in his pocket.
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>Not good, not good!
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>You backpedal, but because of this Celestia-damned crowd, you find yourself trapped.
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>Don't they know when it's a good time to not trap you!
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>A flash in the corner of your vision returns your eyes on Anon to see-
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>A knife!
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>A knife he's approaching you with!
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>He lets out an animalistic roar that freezes the crowd, and dashes straight towards you!
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>Instinct, paired with royal guard training, takes over, sending you sprawling to the side, his knife missing you.
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>"imma getchyo bitch ass!"
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"Hey, stand back! This is a crime scene, everypony!"
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>Already some ponies are rushing over to check out what's happening.
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>"Why'd you zap him!?"
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