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The Librarian

By MemeMasterAssBlaster
Created: 2023-01-03 11:07:44
Expiry: Never
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  1. Made by Conq, but was unlisted from his pastebin for some reason. Will be taken down if asked.
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  3. Link to the unlisted original here https://pastebin.com/nvSBAvmJ
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  5. >You are bored. Really bored
  6. >There are 100 games in your steam account but you dont feel like playing them
  7. >God damn it Gabe.
  8. > The sun is still shining bright and you have no idea how to spend the daylight. Sleeping ? Nah. Football? Dont feel like it. 4Chin? Getting boring lately.
  9. >Suddenly, a bulb shine in your head. Why not go to the Public Library. You might find some dumb occult books to pass the time plus you can bother your pal, Dusky
  10. >Well.. not a pal actually, more of a....... An acquaintance. You talk to him while borrowing some books, small chats and all, and sometimes challenge him to a chess game when you are desperately in need of entertainment.
  11. > Strange guy he is, got some pink/purple stripes in his hair and always wear the same white shirt and purple vest. Always read a thick book and rarely speaks. A perfect guy to bother.
  12. >Without further ado, you dress your self and merrily skip to the library.
  13. > There arent many people visiting the library, especially during the summer holiday. The library itself is medium sized, with a tree stands in the middle of it with some words carved on the tree but you dont really care about it.
  14. >And in the counter, you see the purple bored librarian with the same clothes. Man, he must have a closet full of those.
  15. "Hey, its my pal Dusky, How are ya?"
  16. > "Anonymous" he reply coldly without even looking at you, " Its Dusk Shine and I am not your pal"
  17. >Damn. You can feel hell freeze with that kind of coldness
  18. "jeez Dusky,you dont have to be shy about havin a friend. How about a game of chess?"
  19. > He look at you with a bored face but you can see a glint in his eyes. He sigh, put some bookmark on a thick book he was reading and crack his knuckles
  20. >" So you like to get beaten, yeah?" a silent smug in his face, " The score was 8-0 in my favor?"
  21. >Smug little prick. You crack your knuckle in response.
  22. "Maybe I'll get lucky today"
  23. >Today is not your lucky day
  24. >The game started out with you setting up a great defense but he baited you with his knight and rook to make a way for his queen. Then his queen massacred all your innocent troops before settling for a checkmate.
  25. >You stare at the board with the Thousand yard stare, still trying to process the horror you just witness
  26. >" So Anonymous", Dusk spoke softly, with a large smug in his fucking face," That will be 9-0 in my favor, yeah?"
  27. >After you hear the score, you let out your frustration wordlessly and give him a death stare
  28. >He chuckle before going full into a snorting laughter and slowly you join him. The laughter echoes throughout the library, with few people shushing the both of you.
  29. >Regaining his silent demeanor, he explain the fault of your tactics, "You got greedy Anonymous. While your defense is good, you must remember not to be aggressive. Aim for the checkmate, Anonymous" .
  30. >You let his word soak in your brain and try to create a new strategy. After a few silent moment, he speak softly again
  31. >"So, you consider me as a friend Anonymous?", He ask while avoiding your gaze and holding his right arm.
  32. >Jesus, you have seen how shy guys interact but this takes into another level.
  33. "Of course, Dusky-I mean Dusk Shine. Who else would i turn into when i feel a bit masochistic and in need of a beating"
  34. > Whoa! this is your first time to see him put a soft, gentle smile," friends call me dusk". he stand and offer a handshake
  35. >You stand and accept his handshake while your hear assume direct control, pumping these weird warm feeling. Hopefully nothing homo.
  36. "And friends call me Anon"
  37. >You slowly retract your hand from the manly handshake
  38. "I think the sky is getting dark. Now its uh.."
  39. > 4:50 PM
  40. >Damn, you played one match for 2 hours...thats sounds impossible and dumb
  41. "Its almost 5, when will the head librarian gonna close the library?"
  42. >"we usually close at 5, so we better get ready. The head librarian usually put me in charge in summer vacations"
  43. "Cool, lets pack up and go home."
  44. >You clean the chess board and the table while Dusk is finishing up his librarian works. Locking up the place, you both head home.
  45. >The night breeze is refreshing and the beauty of the city start to shin-
  46. >"So Anonym- Anon, why are you following me?"
  47. >God damnit Dusk, stop ruining my monologue
  48. "I dunno, maybe because i like your ass... no homo tho. Seriously Dusky, you never heard of going home together?"
  49. > He became silent for a minute before replying," Dont you think its a little bit too early for going home together?"
  50. >Sweet Jesus, Is this guy for real?
  51. " Well Dusky, maybe ill invite you to a dinner first and bang you like a little girl before we start walking together. How bout it?"
  52. > He froze immediately . Man , is he home schooled or something?
  53. >"A-Anon, wha-"
  54. "Jesus Dusky, we are friends now and Its OK for boys to walk together. Well, unless you are secretly a girl"
  55. >"W-what, t-t-there is no way i am a girl"
  56. "I am teasing ya, Dusky. Now come on before our parents start wondering where we are"
  57. >With that, you and Dusk start walking again in awkward silence. You split up with Dusk 3 blocks before your house.
  58. >Man, today's events was more than you bargained for
  59.  
  60. >Its a new day. its a new dawn. its a new life foooor meee. And I am feelin goo-
  61. >click
  62. >Morning to you too, Nina Simone
  63. >You yawn lazily. Best thing about summer holiday is that you can be lazy. The downside is when all your friends went somewhere and you are stuck here. Well, what can be worse that homew-
  64. >"ANOON, WAKE UP AND HELP YOUR MAMA HERE" Your mom scream.
  65. >Chores. Loads and loads of chores. Sometimes it suck being the only child. Thanks Obama
  66. >Fast-forward
  67. >You have done your chores and now you have free times. Still bored
  68. >Oh yeah, how bout calling Dusky. You pick your phone and dial his num- Wait a minute, you dont have his number. God damnit
  69. > You quickly put on your shirt and rush to the library.
  70. >Arriving in the library, you notice something important. "Library closed" is written in a large hanging sign. Before you scream out, you notice a small paragraph. "If there is an important business regarding the library, please contact our Head Librarian Celestia or our vice Librarian Dusk Shine". You can see Dusk's phone number there.
  71. >Bingo
  72. >After a few clicks and a minute of waiting, you heard a familiar voice," Yes, Hello? Vice Librarian Dusk Shine speaking".
  73. >"Ey, Dusky. Itsa mea Mario", you said with the perfect italian accent
  74. >There was a pause, "Anonymous, Where did you get this number?"
  75. "I know i have to ask you for a date first then the number but I got soo boored so i ask the NSA to search for your number."
  76. >"Anon, be serious!"
  77. "Its written in the library notice. Anywaays, wanna come to my house and play some video games? Pleeease."
  78. >There is another pause
  79. "Cmon man, I am dying here. Help a brother out? Pleeease"
  80. >"Fine"
  81. >You gave him your address and mentally high five yourself
  82. >"oh and Anon, that was the most terrible and hideous accent i have ever heard of. Even Italian stereotypes wont sound like that.
  83. >Click
  84. >Damn, he just shot me. Welp, lets get the party started.
  85. >Alright, let see: Console? check; your favorite multiplier games? check; Soda? check ; snacks and make sure it is not Cheetos? check. The trap have been laid and retribution is nigh. Hehehehehe
  86. .>Hmm? what do I have against Cheetos you say /mlp/? Try having Cheetos-fingers ruining your console stick. Its horrifying.
  87. >Anyways, this will be the perfect plan for revenge. Huehuehuehue
  88. >"Anon...Stop grinning like an idiot" your mum sigh, "Your friend is here..Seriously where did i go...mumble...mumble"
  89. >You ignore your mother's mumbling and greet the prey of the day, Dusk Shine, with his usual purple vest and all
  90. "Ah, Dusky. Welcome to my humble abode. This way please"
  91. > Like the gentleman you are, you lead him to your room (And introduce your mom on the way).
  92. >"Wow Anon, your room looks messy... is that an underwear on you bed?"
  93. >What? You clean it up.. a bit and there is no under we- SHIT!
  94. >You dive like a professional footballer to your bed and throw that underwear to the bathroom. You look at Dusk straight in his eyes and wave you hand in front of him
  95. "You see nothing"
  96. >Cmooon Jedi mind trick, do your work, pleease work
  97. >" I see nothing" Dusk reply robotically before giving you a shit eating grin, " Seriously Anon? A Jedi mind trick? Not even the dead will find peace from the things i have witness"
  98. >You glare and do what a guy does when he got rekt: Pout at the offender
  99. "Fine, you win. Smartass. Now lets get this game started. You want mario kart racing or Bloody Roar first?"
  100. >Dusk point at Bloody Roar and you let him play the tutorial first. As expected, he choose Bakuryu the mole.
  101. >plan 1: you let him win 2 matches by doing some stupid mistakes.
  102. >"Cmon Anon, i thought you are better than this" Dusk taunt
  103. >Bingo!
  104. "well Dusky, looks like you got a talent in this. Wanna make it a competition?"
  105. >Dusk pretend to think about it before giving a nonchalant shrug
  106. >"Sure"
  107. >OhBoy.jpg
  108. >You grin like a devil who cheat on some poor unlucky dude soul and choose you main character: Shen fucking Long
  109. >When you use Shen Long, you never give your opponent a chance. Not even Dusky.
  110. >After six match, you can see Dusk began to rage and grit his teeth as you beautifully finish the sixth match with beast drive
  111. "So Dusky, that is 6-0 in my favor. Do you want to change the game?"
  112. >You give him your most shit-eating grin
  113. >In return, Dusk look at you with a death glare. the "hell hath no fury" kind of glare
  114. >"Dont you run away from me now, Anon. ONE.MORE.MATCH"
  115. >You oblige and purposely lower your health until red. You can see hope in his eyes as you "desperately" evade his attack. Before he have a chance for the last strike, you activate Shen Long's ultimate which kill Dusk character instantly.
  116. >Dusk let out a frustrated cry as you laugh at his misery.
  117. "Dusky, you should try to balance between defense and offense but ill give you a B- for trying"
  118. >Dusk slowly look at you and realize something
  119. >"A-Anon, Dont tell me this is... Oh God, I have been played"
  120. "played like a God damn fiddle, Dusky"
  121. >Plan 2: The devil's deal
  122. >Time to rub NaCl (salt) of his wounded ego
  123. "You know Dusky, its 7-0 now. How bout we make this interesting? If you win Mario kart once, ill do anything you say but if i win three times,you have to do what i says. Hope you arent a CHICKHUN"
  124. >Yes, you emphasize on the CHICHKUN part.
  125. >You can see delicious rage in his eyes and a growl.
  126. >"Fine! Lets see if you can out-race me. This must be an easy game".
  127. >Both of you make the handshake agreement and Dusk tried to crush your hand. TRIED
  128. >You start with giving him an illusion of winning by making yourself 2nd and 3rd while Dusk struggle to reach 3rd and 4th. The kid got precision in sharp turns but bad at using power up.
  129. >In the last race, Dusk finally reach the first position while you are in the second position. You can see his eyes filled with madness and glory. Maybe he migth wine after all...
  130. >NOPE. Blue shell, motherfucker. right before the finish line.
  131. >You slowly stand as your kart passed the finish line and raise your both of your hands in victory. You can even hear Freddy Mercury singing "We are the champion" from behind the grave.
  132. >You look at the devastated Dusk. His mouth open wide and he didnt even move an inch. Guess you got him good.
  133. "So Dusky, ma brotha."
  134. >His frozen face quickly turn to you
  135. "As we have agreed, i want you to come with me to the pond behind the Apple's farm tomorrow AND lets play until tomorrow. It still holiday.
  136. >He regain his senses
  137. >"You mean, like a sleepover?"
  138. "uhh... that sounds girly. Just say its gaming night"
  139. >"Do i need to bring my pajamas?"
  140. >WHAT? why do you nee- Jesus. How many sister does he have to make him this sissy (no offense to sissies)
  141. "NO! no. You dont need pajamas. We can sleep in boxers if its getting too hot"
  142. >"Anon, i dont think i ca-"
  143. "Kings words, no veto. no veto~"
  144. >"Ok fine, ill contact my parents."
  145. >And with that he left your room while you dance in victory. Now you dont have to be bored at night
  146. >You wait for Dusk to finish his call when suddenly..... Fatal Frame 3
  147. >Not that shit version on Wii
  148. >You load up the game as Dusk enter the room
  149. >"Uhh, Anon? My mother says its OK to stay because its dangerous to walk alone at night"
  150. "Well then, i got a good single player. I got a good single game for you"
  151. >"better than multiplayer i guess" He sigh and sit in front of the TV as you grab your pillow for protection
  152. >its not that you are scared, its for the safety of your heart.
  153. >You peek through the pillow to see Dusk calmly playing through the first stage. He got curious when the stick start to vibrate.
  154. >"Anon, there was a man in the corner. What is he doing there?" He speak without turning his eyes off the screen.
  155. >Holy shit, the guy got more balls than you.
  156. >There game progress until the first battle where you have to defeat the mother and child ghost
  157. >"Anon, look at that mother and daughter, Isnt that sweet?" He fucking giggled," Bet we are capturing the picture for their family photo. This game is relaxing".
  158. >Here you are almost pissing your pants from the jump-scares and hide behind the safety of the pillow while Dusk says its relaxing. The fuck is wrong with this guy?
  159. >"Hey we can peek here. I hope we dont disturb those children"
  160. >Oh shit, this part always gets you
  161. >"Oh there are..KYAAAAA"
  162. "BWAAAA"
  163. >You scream after Dusk and your soul almost blast off from the body.
  164. >"Anon, look at this room. Its messy and full of rust. What kind of monster would make a child sleep here" he grumped.
  165. >Dawg. this is a horror game. You know what? this is more fucked up than any lovecraftian novel.
  166. "D-D-Dudsky, do y-you feel hungry?"
  167. >Even your voice is shaking. Totally not cool.
  168. >"hmm? oh sure Anon. Let me save this game first"
  169. "Y-yeah, Sure."
  170. >After he save the game, you pretend to tidy your games and tell him to go down first. It was a bit difficult but he finally comply. As soon as he left from the room, you quickly hide the horror game. You are scarred for life.
  171. >You quickly left your room and enter the dining room where Dusk and your mother are gossiping
  172. >"Then little Anon fall from the slide and into the mud. That boy is as clumsy as.. Oh hey there son. We are talking about you."
  173. >Suree
  174. " Oh thats NICE, what do we have for dinner?"
  175. >" I made some hash and bacon burger."
  176. >OhBoy.jpg
  177. >You quickly sit down and wolf the dinner while your mum resume her talking,usually about your embarrassing past. Such are the joy oh being a mother.
  178. >You look at Dusk and boy did he suffer. He was trying to be polite and listen to the story but you can see he is a bit uncomfortable.
  179. "Uh mom, I dont think Dusk enj-"
  180. >"Oh hush, we are getting into the best part"
  181. >Dusk look at you. His eyes are screaming for help. You point at the plate and signal him to eat faster.
  182. >He nod and silently increase his chewing pace while listening to your mother. You should learn that technique later.
  183. >After he clean his plate, you drag him out of the dining room and skedaddle back to your room.
  184.  
  185. >"You sure you want to sleep on the floor Anon. I feel a bit guilty.."
  186. "Do you prefer to cuddle together,hmm~? Dusky, you are my guest so its fine"
  187. > Dusk is a bit pushy but when you invade his personal space verbally , he back down.
  188. >"Fine then, Anonymous. Do not blame me if you got sick.....Goodnight, anon"
  189. "night, dusky"
  190. >You turn off the light and drift off to dreamland
  191. ....
  192. >you woke up at night to take a piss
  193. >hmm?... why the fuck are you sleeping on the floor?
  194. >Anyways, you relieve yourself and drop on the fluffy bed.
  195. >mmmmmmm~ fluffy, so fluffy~
  196. >Then you heard something moving beside you... a girl or a boy? but that face is cute. must be a dream
  197. >" D-dusk, i am sorry.." She groan and turn. A bad dream in a dream? thats rare but as the owner of this dream, you do what you got to do.
  198. >You hug and comfort her. In few seconds, she hug back and slowly return to sleep. This must be what it feels to have a girlfriend.
  199. >Best realistic dream everrrrrr......zzzzzzz
  200. ....
  201. >"Am feeeeeeelin goooo-
  202. >click
  203. >Morning to you too, Nina Simone
  204. >Wait... thats not your hand.
  205. >"mmmmm...5 more minute"
  206. >Thats not your voice...
  207. >You realize something. You are spooning someone and you are the big spoon.Hmm not that ba-
  208. > Then memory hits you like the meteor that massacre the dinosaur
  209. >DUSKY! OH SHIT!
  210. >In the middle of your worries, something betray you
  211. >your penis, ready to greet the morning
  212. >Penis, dont do this..please
  213. >I am sorry Anon
  214. >Penis, noooooo
  215. >Your morning wood, in all its glory, touch Dusk's back
  216. > You lament what kind of karma did you do to make that makes God punish you like this
  217.  
  218. >Alright Anon, Breath in, Breath out. Need to slowly slip your arm out of Dusky's grasp
  219. >Thats right, slowly..slowly..almost ther-
  220. >"mmm..."
  221. >Shit, Dusky. Stop moving around and make this thing harder than it is.
  222. >Oh shit! Dusky dont turn this way...
  223. >Great..he rub your morning wood... and you are getting harder
  224. >You know what, fuck this.
  225. >In your frustration, you forcefully slip your arm from Dusk's grasp and as expected, he woke up.
  226. >You can see him blinking twice, slowly regaining his senses.
  227. "Morning sleepy head, sleep we-"
  228. >SLAP
  229. >"A-A-A-ANONYMOUS, W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM YOU PERVERT!"
  230. >Your cheek felt hot and your ears drums almost burst. Not the best way to start the morning. The heck is wrong with him?
  231. "The heck is wrong with you dusky? You are in MY room"
  232. >He scan the area before realizing what happen.
  233. >"Oh my gosh, Anon. I am so sorry"
  234. "Yeah its fine. We will ask mom for breakfast and then we go to the pond, alright?"
  235. >"O-Ok. I really am sorry for that anon"
  236. "Its cool, just remind me not to wake you up again"
  237. >After some delicious egg and beans, you pack up your swim trunks and ready to go
  238. >"Anonymous, I need to get my swimwear at home"
  239. >Almost ready to go
  240. >With a grunt, you follow Dusk to his house four block away from your house.
  241. > Lo and Behold, it is a large, purple house.. and they have gardens too
  242. >Do they have obsession with purple or something?
  243. >While you are having a monologue, Dusk knock the door loudly
  244. >"Anon, dont just stand there like an idiot, come here"
  245. >And you follow his command
  246. >As the door open, Lo and Behold... A milf..A sexy milf
  247. >"Oh hi there twi-err.. Dusk, Is this the friend you are talking about?"
  248. >By God, look at those curves
  249. >"Yes Mother, please accompany him while i prepare my swimwear"
  250. >Those tits looks soft
  251. >"Oh my, she isnt used to be like this...poor girl"
  252. >The hips... those hips can conquer the world
  253. >"So Anonymous, how are you today?"
  254. "Abha- wha?"
  255. >She look at you for a bit and chuckle
  256. >By jove, that smile is so angelic
  257. >"Anon, I am flattered but i think i am a bit too old for that"
  258. >It takes you few minutes to understand what she says. Now your face is burning like wildfire.
  259. "Oh, I am sorry. Mrs?"
  260. >"Just call me Velvet, Anon"
  261. "Oh alright miss velv-"
  262. >"Anon, lets go. "
  263. >Before you know it, Dusk grab your arm and drag you away. Not cool man
  264. >At least you can see the lovely velvet waving at you
  265.  
  266. "Dusky, hey Dusky"
  267. >You poke him
  268. >He ignore you while still dragging you by the arm
  269. "Dusky~, are you mad because your mom is hot?"
  270. >Still poking,
  271. >"YOU THINK, ANON?"
  272. >You are surprised by this sudden outburst and he didnt look at you. Scary
  273. "Look man, i am sorry that your mom is hot but seriously... she is"
  274. >"ANONYMOUS, ENOUGH. l-lets just go to this dumb pond alright"
  275. >Man, you have heard the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" but a man's scorn? yeesh.
  276. >Dusk start walking again and you follow him. Strangely he seems to know the way buuut.
  277. "Dusky, do you know where to go?"
  278. >"Well of course Anon, the map says so"
  279. >Map? How long have he... nevermind
  280. "Well, it looks like we are heading the OPPOSITE way. let me see the map Dusky."
  281. >He look at you in a confused scowl, like a monkey just ask the meaning of life to a scientist. Then he search for it in his backpack and show you the place with a few HARD taps
  282. >"Anon, I know what I am doing"
  283. >No you dont
  284. "Well Dusk, this is the old map and you are holding it upside down. Seriously, do you even go out?"
  285. >Whoa, look at that embarrassed face. Its like she could blow out any moment.
  286. >"Well, Mr SmartyPan...no, you dont even have the right to be like Mr.SmartyPants. Tell me where is the exact location in the map?"
  287. >Whoa, dat anger. Is he serious? No wait, he is.
  288. "Well dusky, you dont need a map when you are a real man. Follow me, its near Jacky's place. We can even say hi to her"
  289. >"Jacky?"
  290. "AJ or Apple Jack or whatever rhyme with Apple...dont tell me you even dont know about the Apple Farm? Jesus, Dusk. Do you even go out?"
  291. >After walking for like hours (thanks to someone), you finally arrived at Apple Farm.
  292. >The fresh and beautiful greenery of the apple trees always takes away your breath, even Dusk is impressed.
  293. As you began to walk the dirt road, you readied your defensive stance and you can feel your animal instinct slowly rise out from inside. You know what kind of monster that guard this place.
  294. >Wha- Dusk, Dont look at me like that... Bet he never even experience the horror of this farm.
  295. >You hear a rumble in the ground... and there she is...
  296. >Before you can even block, she already pounce you.
  297. "No..no.. Wi-Winona, stop..hahaha. that tickles, sthap licking my face. D-dusky, halp.
  298. >Dusky just look at you with an "aaawwwww" face. Traitor.
  299. "J-J-JAAAACKKKYY, HEEELP"
  300. >As soon as you scream for help, Your heroine came.
  301. >"Winona, C'mere girl."
  302. >As soon as AJ give her command, the beast latch out of you and start circling her master.
  303. >"Ah am sorry, Anon. Really am but ya know how she is. She even like ya"
  304. >Dusting yourself off and wiping your slobbery face with your shirt, you greet AJ
  305. "Eyy, Jacky, how are ya doin"
  306. >Same old same old, Anon. Who's yer friend there?"
  307. >Oh shit, you almost for get about Dusky aaand he is playing with Winona. He is playing with her like he just discover a new species.
  308. >You clear your throat, didnt work. Again, and didnt work. Third time a charm, he gave you a cough drop candy without even looking. Even AJ is amused.
  309. >You forcefully drag Dusk to meet AJ
  310. "Jacky, this is Dusk Shine and Dusky, this is Apple Jack"
  311. >"Hello nice ta meetcha"
  312. >"Like wise Apple Jack"
  313. "Now that that out of the way, we are going to the secret location.
  314. >AJ raise her eyebrows
  315. >"Already, ah reckon you gonna let him meet the rest of the crew. If yer friendy with others this fast, wonder how fast when a girl get involved"
  316. "but i already got you Jacky"
  317. >She chuckle, ouch!
  318. >" Flattery wont get to ma heart easily, Anon."
  319. "You coming?"
  320. >"Nah, me and Mac got some work to be done"
  321. "Thats suck, guess its just me and Dusky. Shame you choose work over naked boys"
  322. >All three of you laugh and AJ deliver a mighty powerful and playful punch to your arm. It feels like a bull ramming to your arm
  323. >"careful there,Anon, Dont want granny Smith ta hear ya."
  324. >And you know that. You experience the terror of an angry Granny Smith. It was traumatizing to a little boy.
  325. >While you shudder by the memory, AJ began to look at Dusk suspiciously
  326. >Hmmm, there is somethin not right about you. "
  327. >"w-what do you mean, Apple Jack?"
  328. >Cold sweat start to form on Dusk forehead.
  329. >"You aren't honest about somethin aintcha, Dusky? ah can feel dishonesty seepin right out of ya"
  330. >As much as you like watching people squirm, the sun waits for no man.
  331. " Jacky, give him a break. He is "new" to having a friend."
  332. >"What! Anonymous, ill have you kno-"
  333. "AND THE SUN WAIT FOR NO MAN, cya later Jacky"
  334. >With that, you quickly drag Dusk to the secret place.
  335.  
  336. >You have arrive at the place.
  337. >A beautiful lake in the middle of a clearing.
  338. >The air is cool and fresh. You always like this place
  339. >"I-its beautiful here Anon"
  340. "Yes it is Dusky. Only few people know this. The water is cool and refreshing try dipping your feet"
  341. >He took off his shoes and socks, and dip them in the clear water. You can see his face beginning to relax.
  342. "You brought your changes?"
  343. >"Mmmhm"
  344. >He nod and show you a full set of purple vested clothes in a clear plastic bag.Two of them. Neatly folded and all.
  345. >You took no time to undress until your boxer while Dusk goes back to relaxing his feet in the lake and readied yourself for the best secret surprise.
  346. >"Say, Anon"
  347. >Thats the cue, you began to dash madly toward him.
  348. >"I have to tell you someth-"
  349. "GERONIMOOOOO"
  350. >You canon-balled in front of him, sending splashes of water on his way
  351. >"ANONIMOUS, YOU JERK!"
  352. >You laugh and taunt him to come. He give you his killer stare and pull out his vest and pants. Only wearing a white shirt and boxer, he jump beside you.
  353. >With a laugh you swim away from him as he chase you with a stiff yet effective swimming methode.
  354. >Both of you play until mid-day, where you and Dusk rest.
  355. >you and Dusky bask yourself in the warm sun while lazily eating sandwiches
  356. "See, its fun to go out once in a while instead of reading books.
  357. >"Yes. And sometimes its fun to read a book once in a while too"
  358. >Damn. His retorts are always sharp.
  359. >Both of you quietly finish your meal. Suddenly, you notice something.
  360. "uhh..Dusky, I know how prim and proper you are but you definitely do not need to put another layer inside the shirt."
  361. >"What do you mean Anon?"
  362. >You point at the shades of purples cloth inside his wet white shirt.
  363. >Seriously, its not even winter and you definitely don't need double clothes to swim.
  364. "Look Dusky, i know you are shy but this is way out of line. You need to ease up man. Show the world your manly chest"
  365. >You puffed up your chest and beat them like a MANLY, angry gorilla. You expect a laugh, yet all you see is a red, blank face of Dusk.
  366. "uhh..Dusky, you ok?"
  367. >As you get closer, he instinctively cover his chest and back away
  368. >"ANON, YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT PEOPLE'S CHESTS. ITS RUDE"
  369. >Jesus, Jesus fucking Christ. If his shyness is a drill, he can pierce the fucking heaven
  370. "look, i am sorry for saying you are shy. How bout we race for a few laps"
  371. >"No, i think i have enough"
  372. >Now your morale is deflated.
  373. >You walk to the edge of the lake and prepa-
  374. >Wait, what is that?
  375. "DUSKY, come here for a sec. I found something strange"
  376. >Yes, you are familiar with this but you forgot it somehow
  377. >As soon as you shout something strange, Dusk instantly stand beside you
  378. >"Where? where is this mysterious object you mention about?"
  379. >You point at the very edge of the lake and like a flash, he quickly search for the mysterious object. You stand behind him
  380. >"Where is it Anon?"
  381. "Its near where you are, look closer"
  382. >And he does, leaning out to the lake. Suddenly, you remember it
  383. "I think i know what this is.."
  384. >"really?, what is it"
  385. >Dusk reply without turning to you, still frantically searching for "it".
  386. "i think that.. THIS.. IS... SPARTAAAAAAA"
  387. >You scream as you kick the surprised Dusk's ass into the lake. You are surprised his ass is soft. He should train more instead of sitting all day
  388. >You laugh out loud, gasping for breath between laugh. You cant believe he fell for it. Then you feel a cold chill in your spine as Dusk's head slowly rise out from the lake. His glare is so intense that it might kill you.
  389. >Hehehe. He mad, really mad.
  390. >"A.NON.NY.MOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS"
  391. >SHIT! He went super saiyan.
  392. >You quickly run on the other side oh the lake and plunge yourself into the cold lake.
  393. >The game of cat and mouse continues until the sun starts to lower itself.
  394.  
  395. >both of you rest on a tree near the lake, too tired to play around or being mad.
  396. "See...that..was..fun"
  397. >"You..will pay..Anony..mous"
  398. >both of you are still gasping for air, it feels like you swam 100 miles.
  399. "lets change before we run out of energy"
  400. >Dusk nod and slowly crawl to his bag while you wobble back to yours.
  401. >You quickly pull down your boxers, revealing your glorious naked body to nature.
  402. "Anon..jeez, have some...nevermind.."
  403. >He shake his head in shame.
  404. "Hahaha, Dusky, cmon. We are boys here.
  405. >You reply while changing
  406. "Dude, the worst thing we can do is compare each others dic....Dusky?"
  407. >You realize he is nowhere beside you"
  408. >"m..hereee"
  409. >You heard him behind the bushes...maybe his dick is too small
  410. "Why are you there? dick too small?"
  411. >"Shut it Anonymous"
  412. >You laugh heartily as you put on your clothes. In few minutes, Dusk came ot of the bushes with the same clothes everyday..urrgh.
  413. >"hey anon, lets rest for a bit. i feel really tired here"
  414. >hmm..not a bad idea actually
  415. "sure"
  416. >Both of you lean on the tree next to each other and slowly, you close your eyes
  417. >"He..Hey..Non..up. wake up, Anon. Wake up."
  418. >You feel someone is nudging you and the voice is familiar.
  419. >You open your heavy eyes and see the farm girl with stetson hat. Her face is close to you and you can smell the mixture of earth and sweat.
  420. "Oh Jacky, wh- hmmmmmph"
  421. >She shushed you with her hand and point at the sleeping Dusky. You nod.
  422. >"Gosh darn it,Anon. He look like a sack of potato right there. Whatcha do to em?"
  423. "Just a game of cat and mouse"
  424. >"hmm, you better wake em up. its gon get dark soon."
  425. >You look at the sky. its getting orange. You can hear crows squawking in the air. You can feel the cold night breeze.
  426. >You are almost fucked. Almost. God bless AJ and her child bearing hips...err i mean kindness.
  427. >"Ya want me ta wake him up?"
  428. >before you say anything, you remember the incident when you wake him. Then, out of nowhere. You can feel thousands bulb lit up.
  429. "i got better idea, Jacky. Ill carry him up. I am responsible after all"
  430. >"ya sure ya dont want Big Mac ta do it?"
  431. "Yep, how heavy he can be?"
  432.  
  433. >AJ carefully help you put Dusk in a piggy-back style carry and Dusk still sleep like a damn log. He also snore like a damn log. You bet its because she sleep on the log..hehehe.
  434. >Shut it, its funny...
  435. >You try to move around a bit, just to test the waters...yep he aint so hea-
  436. >Suddenly,AJ put yours and Dusk's bag on your neck. Now this is heavy.
  437. "AJ What the fuck? Are you trying to break my back"
  438. >You whisper harshly
  439. >AJ just smile at you like she just hit the jackpot
  440. >"Well, yer a responsible man after all. Ya both looks kinda cute"
  441. "Since when you approve boys love hmm?"
  442. >"Heh, cram em Anon. We better get movin"
  443. > You follow AJ slowly, careful not to trip or shake Dusk too much. Your ears are bleeding because of the DAMN SNORE.
  444. >After what seems to be hours of walking, you are finally out of the forest and into the beautiful apple field covered with the suns orange light. You are breath-taken..both literally and metaphorically.
  445. >Near the fence of the apple field stand Mac, finishing up and closing the gate to the apple field.
  446. >"Mac, yer done with the cart?"
  447. >"Eeyup"
  448. "Hi Big Mac"
  449. >" 'Ey there Anon, looks like yer new pal seems tired"
  450. "Yep"
  451. >"AJ, Aint you gon help em?"
  452. >"Nah Mac, Anon here's tryin to be responsible adult"
  453. > AJ chuckle yet Mac seems to be giving her the suspicious stare
  454. >"AJ, ya shure it aint yer obsession with them "boys love"?
  455. >"Ya mean the one hidden under her bed?"
  456. >Out of fucking nowhere, Applebloom pops her head out behind Mac's shoulder.
  457. >This time its AJ's turn to be flustered. Her face is full of rage and embarrassment.
  458. >"A-Applebloom, What did a tell ya about keepin pokin yer nose where ya dont belong"
  459. >S-sorry AJ...Hey Anon"
  460. "hey AB"
  461. >"Lets get goin before the sun sets"
  462. >Mac said as he turn toward the house, saving AB from AJ's wrath..temporarily
  463. >Soon you and the others follow Mac to the Apple's home
  464. >In front of the house, stand Granny Smith, She seems to be enjoying the setting sun and waiting for her grandchildren to come home.
  465. >She always reminds you of your grandma...sniff.
  466. >"AJ,Mac,AB..welcom home..an' Anon? Was dat you boy?"
  467. "Eeyup, Hi granny Smith."
  468. >Ganny Smith looks at you like she inspect apples
  469. "Well well, you've grown boy."
  470. >Then she stop and look closer
  471. >"Boy look like a darn mule there,Is that yer new friends on yer back? Why's he dead? AJ, why arentcha helpin em?"
  472. >AJ sigh and roll her eyes
  473. >"Anon's tryin to show me he's a responsible man"
  474. >"Boys too young to be buryin bodies alone, Mac show Anon the dig site"
  475. "He is just sleeping granny"
  476. >"O bless Lord and all his kindness, Ma heart's almost stop when i thought you take lives"
  477. >Riiight
  478. >"Wait a darn minute...AJ, is this yer doin? Forcin boys to hugs lik-"
  479. >You mute everything what she says. That is the scariest weapon a man couldnt bear: The long, dwindling rant of Granny Smith. Even God couldnt bear to hear it
  480. > Time to get the hell out.
  481. "Oh look at the time"
  482. >You pretend to look at your drawn watch
  483. >"I think its time to go, later guys"
  484. >Granny Smith waves her cane, signaling you to go while still ranting at the Apple siblings.
  485. >Our of the farm and into the street, where the streetlights shine your way
  486.  
  487. >The street seems empty, save for some passing cars. The nightlife here is peaceful and quiet. The cold breeze pass by your sweaty face.
  488. >This shit is heavy and you are pushing yourself
  489. >Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
  490. >You're scare that a friend might see you but you have something ready
  491. >Mom's spaghetti....in your pocket?
  492. >Bah, Ya blew it
  493. >"Mmmm..."
  494. >God damn Dusk, moving around like this. Wish something good happen to you
  495. >Suddenly his arm wrapped around your neck.
  496. >its warm and it feels good...maybe this is what it feels like when you have a brother
  497. >"Mmmmm....Anon..hmmm."
  498. >Whoa, did he just call your name....in a moaning voice?
  499. >Now you have this strange good feeling in your chest and your heart beat faster. Shit! Better get him home before you find out you have feelings for him.
  500. >No homo btw
  501. >With renewed vigor, you quicken your pace into the familiar neighborhood.
  502. >When you arrive at Dusk's home, you find a worried mil- I mean Velvet in front of the door.
  503. >"Oh thank God! Anonymous, come on in"
  504. >Following the booty, you came inside....heh.
  505. >Velvet help you with the bags (you can see her cleavage) while you pull out your shoes.
  506. >"Thank you for bringing him home,Anonymous"
  507. She pat your head and you start to blush
  508. "Y-you too"
  509. >SHIT! now your mom's spaghetti is slowing out of your pocket...o-oh my~ she smile.
  510. >"Hmmmrrrrrmmmm.."
  511. >Suddenly, Dusk began to tighten his hug and moving a bit violent..This dude must have good 5 sense.
  512. >"Oooh..Dusk..Just let him sleep in the sofa. Ill make some warm tea for you"
  513. >She point at the large sofa in the living room and vanish into the kitchen..while swinging those hip-
  514. >Ouch! ouch! ouch! Dusky don't grip my shoulder hard
  515. >You tried to let him plop into the sofa and you tried for 7 long minute. His grip is really, really strong.
  516. >You slam your tired ass on the sofa net to where Dusk's sleeping.
  517. >This damn sofa is so cozy that you can almost sleep in it..almooostt....just close them heavy eyelidsss.....NO!
  518. >You aint sleepin until you taste that God given tea. So you look around to find something interesting and You found it.
  519. >A Family photo
  520. >You can see Velvet (she look so young..Wow...still beautiful), Her husband, Dusk brother with that blue hair
  521. >Seriously whats with the colored hair...
  522. >Dusky smiling there aaand.... a girl?
  523. >She almost look the same as Dusk but her hair is longer than Dusk. She wore purple vest but with purple skirt. All of them are smiling...except her?
  524. >Does Dusk have twin?
  525. >"Here is your tea Anon, Its honey tea and its good for clearing fatigues"
  526. >You quickly put the family photo and sip that tea
  527. >It burn your tongue but you take it like a man.
  528. >Tears! get back inside. Now is not the time
  529. "So..Dusk have a twin sister?"
  530. >You blurt out, trying to NOT Velvet see your tears. Such shamefur dispray.
  531. >Suddenly, you can feel something wrong. Velvet is smiling at you weakly..and it destroy your heart.
  532. >You feel like a dick. Like the largest black dick that always hurt women.
  533. >"I-I think Dusk can explain you that...He will tell you when the time comes"
  534. >She sounds like she is choking, holding back her sadness.
  535. >Guess its time to go home. You over-welcomed your stay
  536. "Thanks for the tea,Ms. Velvet. I think my mom will kil-scold me if i play too late"
  537. >With a nod, Velvet escort you out. Both of you says your goodbyes and you are off to your house.
  538. >Today is a tiring day
  539.  
  540. >Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingon-
  541. >Click
  542. >Good Morning to you too Nina Simo- wait a minute....Who change the alarm to Circle of life?
  543. >Its not morning...its midday and your whole body feels so heavy
  544. >You force your body to the kitchen in search for food and water....and mom
  545. >Good news, there are food; bad news, mom is nowhere to be seen
  546. >Strange..she usually let note on the refreg- there it is...
  547. >"Anon, I am going to visit your dad. The money is in the usual place. love .mom"
  548. >Man, it sucks when your father is working in another state
  549. >"P.S, A girl came here before I left. She gave me a pink letter and its on the table"
  550. >A pink...letter? Where is - There it is.
  551. >This is a very big pink letter...hmmm what does it says
  552. >"Behind you"
  553. >Behind you?
  554. >"HI NONNY"
  555. "BWOASHIT!"
  556. >You jump backward, crash the wall, then you get on the floor
  557. >"is everybody gonna walk the dinosaur?"
  558. "JESUS PINKY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"
  559. >"Through the door. Your mom let me in"
  560. >God damnit man
  561. >Situation: You are in the living room right with this pink, cotton candy-haired girl
  562. >Status: Fully awake, Adrenaline and heart still pumping
  563. >Emotion:Annoyed
  564. >Now this happy pink lass right here is looking at you with a huge grin, whispering something dark inside that mysterious mind of hers.
  565. >Now i know what you might be thinking, does she have a desire to approach this good house or does she did it randomly?
  566. >This fine, beautiful lass here might be tr-
  567. Pinky , Do not hijack the monologue
  568. >"Sorry Author"
  569. Right. Please do not do that again
  570. (clear throat)
  571. "Hmm? who are you talking to, Pinky?"
  572. >"Oh nothing Nonny, i was just about....What was i am going to do again?
  573. The invitation, Pinky
  574. >"Oh right, I heard from AJ that you got a new friend so I was wondering if you can invite him to my party?"
  575. "Party for what?
  576. >"For welcoming him to the friendlist, DUH."
  577. >Riiight
  578. >Seems words travel fast when you have AJ and Rarity as a friend
  579. "Alright, ill tell Dusky about it"
  580. >Dusky eh...You seems close to him than any of us."
  581. "Well, ya know. its a man's thing so girls might not understand"
  582. >"Man's thing? Isnt your "Man's thing" on that boxer...LEMME SEE IT"
  583. >Without a second wasted, she pounce you like a hungry pussy...cat
  584. >Pinky calmly remove your shirt like a chef removing a lobster shell
  585. "PINKY STHAP! THIS IS RAPE!"
  586. >"Oh Nonny, if we are playing that game. You are currently good at playing the victims"
  587. >She giggle sweetly
  588. >she FUCKING GIGGLED! This bitch is psycho AND dangerous....but you like her that way.
  589. >Like a squid, you quickly take off your shirt and pant, and throw them to Pinky. The shirt-bomb work as Pinky just freeze on spot, sme- WAIT...she is SNIFFING your clothes? nopenopenopenope
  590. >With only your boxer, you run to the exit. As you open the door, you found a surprised Dusk.
  591. >"O-oh hi Anon, i was ju- Are you busy?"
  592. >He said while covering his face.
  593. "Oh, Dusky. I was abou-"
  594. >Suddenly..you only see pink
  595. >"Gotcha Nonny, now let me see...Oh Hiya"
  596. >Wow, she casually wave at Dusk while sitting on your stomach
  597. >"Uhhh..."
  598. >"Hmmmh"
  599. >Man, this awkwardness is off the limit. One tried to understand the situation while the other just smile like nothing strange happen... thats Pinky for ya
  600. >"Ok, Anon....If you are that busy. I can come back later"
  601. >"Nonono, this is what its look like"
  602. "Nonono, this is not what it looks like"
  603. >Both you and Pinky shout at the same time.
  604. >After few convincing(no thanks to Pinky here), Dusk finally agreed to enter your house. Pinky seems to enjoy the awkwardness because she is laying down on your lap like a cat.
  605. >Damn it, Dont look at me with those eyes Dusky.
  606. >"So...What is your relationship with this girl, Anon?
  607. "Uhh...we are childhood friend actually"
  608. >The bestest friend ever..you...whatcher name again?"
  609. >"Its Dusk Shine,please to meet you"
  610. >"OhhellomynameisPinkyPieaoumustbethegirlanonalwaystalkabo-
  611. "Ponka,slow down"
  612. >"Oh right.Sorry. My name is Pinky Diane Pie or you can call me Pinky or Pie Or Diane but not Diane tho. Its a bit too formal cu you are my frie-"
  613. >Before she can attack dusk with another torrents of word, you quickly massage her weakness:her neck
  614. "Pinky, enough..Sorry Dusky, she is always energetic"
  615. Man, that Ponka. Always do what she want to do and alw- Dusky, you alright?"
  616. >It seems Dusk is still looking at the door where Pinky left, his face is a bit red and he seems to be biting his lips
  617. "Uhh... Dusky? You Ok?"
  618. >Then he quickly look at you look you just kick a puppy or something worse
  619. >"NO-YES...yes, i am fine Anonymous"
  620. >HE gave you a very, VERY fake smile
  621. >"You friends are quiet interesting, dont you think?"
  622. "Well, they are. Just wait until you meet Rara or Rarity.
  623. >"Is it...another "close" girl friend?"
  624. "Yeah, why?
  625. >"Nothing"
  626. >He pout...Seriously, what is wrong with him today?
  627. >Hmm...maybe mentioning Dashy will help!
  628. "Dont worry Dusky, I have a close friend who is really athletic. She is very much friendly once you know her"
  629. >"Did you just said "she" ? "
  630. "Dash a gurl, ya kno-"
  631. >"ANONYMOUS!"
  632. She suddenly scream like she have a very good idea
  633. >"How bout you help me with the library management? it will be fun"
  634. >Fun? in the library?
  635. "Dusk, define fun"
  636. >"Well, Fun is an activity th-"
  637. "Your Fun"
  638. >"Oh...Ummm...Reading books?"
  639. >riiight
  640. "Riiight"
  641. >"Look..Just get dressed and we can play chess after"
  642. >You doesnt like the sound of that.
  643. >And you didnt.
  644. >After he push you to put the book alphabetically and chronologically, he forced you to play chess where he teased you a lot
  645. >By tease, i mean using the queen as a bait to distract my troops guarding my king. Not that kind of tease you perverts
  646. >You aren't really in the homo "no homo" mood today.
  647. >"Well Anon, that put us to....whats the score again? Oh yeah"
  648. >he said smugly while getting closer to your ear, whispering those damnable words
  649. >"10-0. in.my.favor~"
  650. >Jesus, he almost woke up lil Anon. Well...almost fully awakened
  651. >tfw no awaken my master joke yet. not now atleast. Oh and it is still not homo
  652. >"Well, Anon. Since i am a GOOD friend. I will give you a motivation: Win once and I will follow what ever you wish for...but not xbox, i cant afford that"
  653. >Good friend my ass. This sounds famili- Dayum, he use your previous taunt challenge against you.
  654. >You arent even mad, this is amazing
  655. >But you can still feel the salts in your wounded ego
  656. "Maybe next time Dusky. Lets just party hard tonight"
  657.  
  658. >And here you are, in front of a certain pink-haired girl apartment. You know her long enough to know how this will go.
  659. >"Say,Anon. Why there arent any music or those noise disturbance around?"
  660. >There will be..but not without the "star guest" first
  661. "I dunno"
  662. >Smooth lie Anon, very smooth....Dontchu look at me like that Dusky.
  663. "Look, lets just go in. Maybe they are not ready yet"
  664. >"Riiiight"
  665. >He look at you cautiously as he press the bell
  666. >"Come iiinn~"
  667. >Said a high pitched voice from the inside. Thats the cue.
  668. >You cover your ears as Dusk open the door, causing a chain reaction of screaming participants
  669. >"SURPRIIISED"
  670. >And surpried he is. He quickly went frozen like a reindeer surprised by lamplight.
  671. "Well, what are ya waiting for? Get in"
  672. >You drag the still-frozen Dusk inside and let the partayyy commence
  673. >This is what fun is about: You dance, you eat free fund, and then you dance again.
  674. >Exhausted, you plop on the empty sofa near Dusk
  675. "Cmon man, you gotta dance for a while"
  676. >"A-anonymous.. I cannot dance."
  677. >Pfft..really?
  678. "Cmon, Dusk...you're pullin my leg, yeah?"
  679. >Silent answer..Jesus, really!?
  680. "Do you even go to parties?"
  681. >He shake his head.....Man, what a shy person he is
  682. "Then c'mon, lets dance.."
  683. >You drag him into the dance floor and both of you start to dance
  684. >What you witness today was a miracle...Everything stops to look at this weird indian dance that Dusk is performing.
  685. >It is so bad that it passed the "that's racist" to "It is so bad that even Cthulhu lost his sanity"...even Vinly stops her wubs to watch this
  686. >When he stop dancing, he look at you with a refreshing grin before realizing what happen.
  687. >You instinctively clap to save his ass. As you predict, everyone clap while commenting what just happen. With an exhausting smile, Dusk sat down on a sofa
  688. >"Gosh, Anonymous. Did you see that? That was a marvelous dance"
  689. "It sure is, Rara"
  690. "Oh please Anonymous, not in public"
  691. >This "model" or Clothes-maker, Rarity, is one of your closest, childhood friend , Third to Pinky and Dash. She is wearing a dark blue dress with a slit leg. You know this dress is her creation due to some number of gems in it. That girl sure love gems and have a big mouth.
  692. >"Say, Anonymous. Care for a little tradition dance? Just to lift up the spirits of these poor. exhausted dancers."
  693. "As you wish,m'lady"
  694. >Too bad you aint got no fedora to tip so a fat guy in the corner of the apartement tip it for ya.
  695. >You kiss her soft hand and began dancing.
  696. >Your "dancing" tradition with Rarity involved in the performance of Dirty Dancing. Both of you pick it up when you watch that movie as a child. It helps with boosting up the morale of the party.
  697. >Outside, it looks like you are touching some inappropriate parts of her body and the dance is too lewd for some. But inside, it is a slow dance you and Rarity enjoy. Sadly for rarafags, this isnt a lover's dance. Just a platonic relationship you enjoy due to no siblings.
  698. >You end it with a peck to her cheek"
  699. >"Great dance as usual, Anonymous."
  700. "Same to you Rarity"
  701. >With the expected result, Vinly start some slow wub songs to keep up with the flow of the party. The party is starting to lived up again
  702. >After saying your goodbye to Rarity, you let gravity pull you into the couch next to Dusk
  703. "You like the performance Dusk? I can introduce her to ya if you want"
  704. >No answer..and his head is looking down
  705. "Dusky?"
  706. >"Dat was gewd,Ahnun"
  707. >What?
  708. "What"
  709. >"ah sed, it wuz gewd"
  710. >Dusk's face looks a bit red and you can smell alcoho- VODKA? Shit! He's drunk. Something is wrong here, something smells fruity You dont like it one bit
  711. "Pinky, stop hiding behind me.
  712. >"Aww, Anon. How didcha know?"
  713. "Not in the mood here, Ponka. Did you put alcohol in the punch?"
  714. >"nope"
  715. "then how come he is drunk?"
  716. >" I think he drink my glass of vodka that i put next to him"
  717. "Whats with the Vodka?"
  718. >"For thickening the plot, of course"
  719. "Wha..nevermind. You work in mysterious way. Are you a god or something?"
  720. >"Nope. Just me, Pinky Pie"
  721. >Riight
  722. "Anyway, do you have a quiet room here?"
  723. >"Yep, just head down to the hallway and there will be a room with your name on it"
  724. >hmmm... How did she kn- wait a minute..
  725. "Did you plan this?"
  726. >"Nope, not me. The Author did"
  727. "Wha-"
  728. >"look, Nonny. Just drag him there before he vomit or let out more secrets"
  729. >You sigh in frustration. Velvet is going to kill you for this. You fireman-carry Dusk into the pointed room. And sure it is, there is your name on the door.
  730. >The room looks plain enough as there is only a double bed inside and some pink wallpaper. You drop him on the bed.
  731. >Before you can go, Dusk grab your hand
  732. >"Wher yu goin?"
  733. "To the party?"
  734. >"an flirt wid anoder girls?. no.no. com and be wid me"
  735. >Sigh. Even if you want to leave, his grip is fucking powerful. You sat next him before getting glomped by Dusk. Both of you are lying in bed and you can smell his lavender shampoo
  736. >" I wub you, Ahnun...very much"
  737. >WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
  738. "You mean as a best pal,right?"
  739. >"N-nuh...I wan to b ur lovaar"
  740. >WHAAAAAATTTT....Shit, this is a trick. Where is AJ? Must be hiding somewhere
  741. >You look around before Dusk hold you face with his two hand and.......kissed you. His lips are pretty soft, softer than pinky. This is past the limit of no homo and you are very confused but your penis says otherwise. He is sporting a hard raging boner right now.
  742. >Finally, he let you go with a satisfied, ditzy smile.
  743. "Dude..I get that you love me but.. i am not gay
  744. >Not yet and will never want to find out....maybe saying no homo in the morning can cancel this out.
  745. >"Ahm not ghey. ahm a women"
  746. "look. If this is the "mind a woman, body a man" thing. I aint buying Dusky"
  747. >"Fhiine"
  748. >He quckly and drunkly pull out his purple vest and try to open his clothes. You are horrified but erected right now. Better stop him...but there is some anticipation right now.
  749. >Before you can say stop, he tear the shirt, superman-style . And behold, a tight, purple sport bra is place in his chest.
  750. >Your mouth must hit the floor right about now when "he" remove the bra to reveal the imprisoned C-sized bust, full with perky nipple. "He" smile and smother you with the best, soft tits in the world right now. You are in purgatory
  751. >"See..a gurl.Now...Ahnun,make wub wid me"
  752. >"He" said while assaulting you with kisses and slowly opening your and "his" zipper. lil Anon break free from his prison and says hi while something wet comes out of "his" zipper.
  753. >Before lil anon can even enter, you push "dusk" away from you and "he" fall into the bed. This isnt right... Ypou dont want to take advantage...not now.
  754. "Right..Dusk. I am sorry. I cant. We can speak after you sober up."
  755. >You give him face full of pity and a sad smile before opening the door.
  756. >As you open the door, you can hear a sob. A small sob. coming from Dusk
  757. >"Plese...i will be gud Dusk Shine...Please dont leave..i be gud...".
  758. >With a heavy sigh, you comfort Dusk. "he" hugs you and cry on you shoulder.
  759. >"I be gud..I be gud...I be gud Dusk Shine. I will dissapear an be a gud Dusk Shine... eberyone will be hapi"
  760. >"he" tighten his hugs so much that it hurts but you says nothing
  761. >"I be gud Dusk Shine..Promis...Dad happy..Mum happy..Shining happy... A-Ahnun happy. Plese dun leave... i N-no longer be Twilight Sparkle.. I be gud Dusk Shine...I be gud Dusk Shine.."
  762. >She repeat that phrase like a mantra over and over again until she slowly sleep. But she never let go of the hugs adn she kept moving wildly like she have a nightmare.
  763. >Your hugs seems to calm her down and before you know it, you slowly falls asleep.
  764. >What a horrible night to have a secret.
  765.  
  766.  
  767. >The bird chirp happily in the morning and the sun slowly burn your eyes. Thanks Obama
  768. >You groan.. for the first time in a month, you woke up faster than Nina Simone. Your body feels heavy and your arm..YOU CANT FEEL YOUR ARM.
  769. >You quickly look at your numb arm and found a hair...lots of hair..no.. a head and a..girl's hair..sleeping quietly and peacefully in your numb arm. How the heck did she enter your room..WAIT! the party?!
  770. >You quickly scan the room. You realize it was not a pink wallpaper but a grey wallpaper and everything in this room looks blank...It must be her room..
  771. >"Hello, Anonymous"
  772. >The monotone sound came from the corner of the room
  773. "Hey..uhh. Maud. What are you doing here?"
  774. >"This is my room, Anonymous"
  775. >Just as you predicted...Damn you Pinky
  776. "So uhh..What happen last night?"
  777. >"Two of you came here and tried to have sex...but you cockblock yourself"
  778. >Ouch! Direct and neutral as always.
  779. "So..uhh..I can explain?"
  780. >"Not interested, Anonymous..and you know that"
  781. >Then she began to play with Boulder as if you dont exist
  782. "Uhh...nice talking to you?"
  783. >"Likewise,Anonymous"
  784. "....."
  785. >"......"
  786. >Okay then... Lets deal with "Dusky" here
  787. >"Mmmhh..."
  788. >Oh! looks like "princess" here is waking up.
  789. >"Mmmh...O-ow.. Can someone please turn off the light?"
  790. "But its alrea-"
  791. >SLAP!
  792. >"A-A-ANONYMOUS! WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROO- Oooww ...My head"
  793. >Damn, you really forget that she slap hard AND you should never wake her up. Cmon.. what is this Slap 2 : electric boogaloo?
  794. > Nursing your now red cheek, you slowly back away from the bed in order to prevent the making of Slap trilogy.
  795. >"Look..Anon. I am sorry but why are we in your room again?"
  796. "who says we are in my room? Its her room"
  797. >You point at Maud
  798. >"Good Morning, Dusk Shine. Diane told me much about you"
  799. " Well, now. I will get some water for you. Just stay tight with Maud here ok"
  800. >"ANONYMOUS, YOU CANT LEAV- Oooowww"
  801. >"Dusk Shine, please refrain yourself from moving."
  802. >Says Maud as she look passively toward the tortured "Dusk". You tiptoe'd to the door while "Dusk" is distracted with the pain before she nottice you are miss-
  803. >"ANONYMOUS! WHERE DO YOU THIK YOU ARE GOI-"
  804. >"Dusk Shine, your breast is hanging out"
  805. >You quickly close the door. Muffled scream can be heard from Maud's room but you dont give a fuck. You already know that "Dusk" have no balls. Now then, lets get that water
  806. > You pass the room where the party was held and- HOLY SHIT! Pinky never stop to amaze you.
  807. > Its fucking clean, as if the party never exist in time or whatever. No paper, drinks, dust, dirt orn any other garbages that you find in the afterparty. Even the floor is spotless...... Well, except for Rarity who is sleeping and snoring in the couch. Talk about unladylike but never mind that. This room is fucking clean
  808. >"Enjoying my work of art, i see"
  809. >Pinky giggle behind you
  810. >"Heheh, Anon. Next thing you will say is ' Pinky, how did you do it' "
  811. "Pinky, how did you d- What!"
  812. >How the heck did she know that?
  813. >"Oh, Nonny. You are predictable. Like now you will say ' That's not true' "
  814. "That's not tr- holy shit!"
  815. >now she is scaring you.
  816. >"Hahaha, but enough of JoJo tribute. The water is next to the fridge."
  817. >You have so many question right now but it is best to left them unanswered
  818. "Thanks Ponka. You make a good wife someday"
  819. >Aaaand there's the blush. You sure know how to make her blush like that
  820. >" I might make you happy somedy but you are take...Maybe in the next story. I love you too, Nonny"
  821. >She smile weakly. It seems she is holding her tears and she know that Anon will never choose her. Such are the burden of being Pinky Pie
  822. "Hmm?"
  823. >"Oooh- nothing Nonny. Just..go. Your princess is waiting"
  824. >She give you a huge grin and push you away from the room.
  825. >Well now, you remember the fridge is beside the kitchen
  826. >You acquire the glass of water and some pill. Hopefully it can reduce the headache. The fact that Maud and Dusk in the same room could means trouble.
  827. >You quickly open the door, hoping to surprise Dusk and Maud.
  828. "Heeeeeeere's Nonny"
  829. >"SSSSSHHHH! So Maud, please continue"
  830. >"Now the formation of this rock can...."
  831. >What just happen? What are they talking about?
  832. "Umm.. Dusky, Didnt you have a headache? Got you some water and pills"
  833. >"yeah, yeah, yeah, Anon. Headache's gone and just put that glass somewhere. Maud... Tell me more about the volcanic minerals and its fossilization process"
  834. >Did she shut you out? Wow. Just wow. Why you got to be so..... Rude
  835. >Anyway, you cant possibly win against these two so you wait it out by laying down on Maud's bed.
  836. >It sure is a comfy bed i tell you that.
  837. >And before long, you fall asleep
  838. .......
  839. >Mmmm. God dang it. Why does your body feels heavy right now, then you remember you are not in your room. Oh no... there is a reason why you rarely sleep in Pinky's apartment.
  840. >Yep. You are sandwiched between Maud and Pinky.... Great. Bot of the are staring at you, one is grinning and other stare into your soul. Double great.
  841. "uhh... What are you guys doing?"
  842. >"You are in my bed, Anonymous"
  843. >"Yeah,i saw Maud sleeping next to you so i join"
  844. >"You used to love this when we are children, Anonymous. You embraced me and sleep on my developing breast"
  845. >"We used to do that, yeah Nonny?"
  846. >Shit! you need to get away fast
  847. "Soo..uhh. Where's Dusk?"
  848. >"She left after i let her borrow my geology book"
  849. >So much for being bribed. Damn you dusk.
  850. >You rise quickly.
  851. "So..uhh. I think Dusk need me to hel-"
  852. >"No she doe not, Anonymous"
  853. "My mom called me and have to go?"
  854. >"I called her, Nonny. She says to take your time"
  855. >Damn it... Oh yeah.
  856. "I need to walk my dog so kthxbai"
  857. >And you quickly ran away from Pinky's apartment
  858. >"But you dont have a dog Anonymous....."
  859.  
  860. >The sun is still high in the sky and the street is humid enough to make you sweat gallons. You need answer and she is the only one who have them.
  861. >You quickly went to Dusk's home and knock the door. She must be here.
  862. >"Ah! Hello Anonymous, I am sorry but Dusk is not home right now"
  863. >Velvet. She know more about Dusk..
  864. "Ms. Velvet. I am actually looking for you."
  865. >A small shock too over her face then a sly smile appear.
  866. >"Well then, Anonymous. I think asking for a date is a little bit too much dont you think?"
  867. "Wha?"
  868. >"Oh Anonymous, I am kidding. Come in then"
  869. >Damn, this woman know how to make you dance on her hand. Now that you think about it, Dusk have the same way to tease you
  870. >like mother, like son/daughter but you will find out soon enough
  871. >You follow her inside and into the living room, where the family stood.
  872. >"So what are you going to ask me Anonymous?"
  873. >No need to beat the dead horse now
  874. "Who is Twilight Sparkle?"
  875. >As you expect, her face became melancholic but she keep her sad smile
  876. >"Ah, did she tell you about it?"
  877. "No, not yet"
  878. >"Sigh. That child always carry the burden of the world on her shoulders....
  879. >Velvet cover her face. You can almost feel her sorrow and pain
  880. >"But today she smile when she came home. She talk about the party and how she suddenly went sleepy"
  881. >SHIT!
  882. >"But you are here to know why she pretend to be a boy, yes? Take a seat, Anonymous. It will be a long story"
  883. >"As you can see in the family picture, we have three children: Our first born: Shining Armor ; The twins: Dusk Shine and Twilight Sparkle. Both twin are opposite of each other; Dusk was bright and cheerful boy like the sun while Twilight was quiet girl like a shadow. It is a strange thing how twins work and both seems to be well together. Sadly, we focused our affection more on Dusk and often leave Twilight to read her books."
  884. >She stop and took a deep breath while you closely studied the family picture.
  885. >"Then that tragedy happened. While coming home from school, he quickly crossed the road without looking and a car rushed him. Twilight was the only person who witnessed this. We do not know how long and we were too sad to even care for Twilight but two days after Dusk admitted to Canterlot Hospital, we saw Dusk sitting beside us like the incident never happen. It happened so fast that everything went normal except for the forgotten twilight. The rest of the family erased her existence because of the trauma but a mother know her children. I cannot change her nor does she need my help. I fear i will lose her as well."
  886. >With that, Velvet's shoulder soften as if a burden have been lifted but her face still have tears. It's strange how life works but you are glad to reduce the burden.
  887. >"And one last thing, I want you visit this room. You can find the truth there"
  888. >She wrote something on a small paper: A room number in Canterlot General Hospital.
  889. >You do not know what you will find there but with a thanks (she hug you...she smell nice and soft~), you make your way to the hospital
  890. >You always hate the smell of hospital. The smell of bleach reminds you of the day you are waiting to get your tooth drilled. Its a traumatic experience. Why do they need to put the chair near the dentist office for Christ'sake?
  891. >But you are here on a mission and there is nothing to sto- God damn it, your hand is shaking.
  892. >You approach the receptionist and ask her about this room. Its on the third floor at the end of the hallway. Without further ado, you follow her direction
  893. >Wow..The hallway is long AND cold. You are currently shivering and there is no god damn window here.
  894. >Now your brain is being a dick by playing the scene from Ju-on: the grudge where the ghost appear in the hospital. Yeah thanks brain, i need that.
  895. >You tried to ignore the echo of your footsteps and walk to the roo- HOLY SHIT! DID LIGHT FLICKER? Why the fuck does hospital have to be the source of all traumas
  896. >Finally you reach the room with minimal sanity damage. You take a deep breath and open the door.
  897. >The room is very simple: One bed with a window filled with life support machines. They beep and beep and beep. God it makes you crazy. But the window shows the beautiful town of Canterlot and the sun is beginning to set. it's so beautiful that you instinctively smile.
  898. "Isn't that a beautiful scene, Dusky?"
  899. >But he didn't reply. He just sleep in that bed and you never know when will he woke up
  900. >You take a chair and sit down beside him. His have have purple pink stripes and light tone body. He looks exactly like the "Dusk" you knew but it feel so strange looking at him covered in tubes and life support apparatus. He feels familiar yet a stranger at the same time. He look very peaceful. You don't even feel sad...just strange.
  901. >You clear your throat
  902. "uhhh...Hi Dusk Shine. The name is Anonymous. Please to meet you"
  903. >Silence. You do not know why you are talking to a coma guy but it just feels....right
  904. "You may not know me but i know a lot about you... from your sister"
  905. >Still silent. This is harder than expected.
  906. "You seems to be a cool guy, judging from Velv- your mom's story and i cant wait to meet you. I bet we are going to be pals."
  907. >More silence... You can get used to it anyway.
  908. "I might not see you much since this is just a vacation but I will try to visit once in a while if i came here ag-
  909. >Click
  910. And the door swung open.
  911. >"Thank you, nurse. It wont be a whi- ANON?! What are you doing here?"
  912. "Paying a visit"
  913. >Twilight close the door gently and approach you. It feels weird looking at the twins next to each other...feels like there is a glitch in the matrix.
  914. >"Who told you about this place...Is it Mom?... yes, it must be her"
  915. "You got me.. Just dont be mad at her, yeah? She was worried about both of you"
  916. >".... how much do you know?
  917. " Only why Dusk is in here"
  918. >"Okay... Can you wait for me...please?
  919. "Sure"
  920. >"Thank you, Anon"
  921. >She smile warmly and proceed to sit next to Dusk
  922. >"Hello brother, Are you well?"
  923. >She hold Dusk's hand and continue
  924. >"Today, There are children in the library and it was fun teaching them how to rea..."
  925. >It seems she is recounting her day to him and maybe you should leave the siblings alone. You close the door and wait for twilight in the hallway.
  926. >You wait for about 30 minutes, reading about a trap and his reverse-trap girlfriend going lewd
  927. >Damn. This story is getting lewder every minute... The guy want his girlfriend to WHAT with his WHA-
  928. >click
  929. >Twilight comes out from the room her eyes are a bit puffy and red. Still... you got to hide your boner from reading this damn lewd story.
  930. >"Thank you for waiting.Anon.
  931. "no problemo. Are you alright?"
  932. >"Yes, Anon. It feels as if some of the weight have been pulled off. I feel a bit relaxed"
  933. "Thats good"
  934. >"... Can I go to your house again?"
  935. >Wow. talk about being forward
  936. "Uhh.. Sure"
  937. >"lead the way, Anon"
  938. >You take every second to enjoy walking with Twilight, talking about some useless stuff and rocks. It seems she like the book Maud gave her.
  939. >You enter your house..Home sweet ho- Why is it dark?
  940. >"Why is your house dark? Your mom isnt here?"
  941. >Oh yeah... visiting Dad
  942. "Nope"
  943. >Then a hint of redness appeared on Twilight's face... Is she sick?
  944. "You OK, Twilight? your face went red all of the sudden"
  945. >You absentmindedly put your hand on her temple to check her temperature. Its a bit warm
  946. >"W-W-What are you d-doing,Anon? I am OK. Its just..(mumble)..alone with...y-you.(mumble)..ARRG. What am I saying"
  947. >Suddenly her forehead became hot.
  948. "You sure?"
  949. >"Y-yes. Please remove your hand from my forehead"
  950. "Aight. Just go to my room. Ill bring some drinks and snacks."
  951. >She nod and disappear into the hallway while you go to the kitchen for foods. Time for some hot-pockets and Mountain dew.
  952. >After adding some Lays Chips to your snack inventory, you enter your room... to find Twilight laying on your bed with a red face, mumbling about something
  953. >"mm..his smell..going to miss it...warm"
  954. >It smell? Shit better bring a new, fresh sheet after this. This is shameful.
  955. "You sure you alright, Twi?"
  956. >"GASP....ANON..How long have you been here?"
  957. "Just now"
  958. >You set the snacks on the table
  959. "Just rest Twi. I can get you some meds"
  960. >"No. No need..Just come here"
  961. >You shug and sit beside her"
  962. >"Anon...I..I want you to stop being friends with me"
  963. >Awkward silence fills the room. then you laugh out loud.
  964. "Bwahahahahha. Oh God. Wai-hahaha. Wait. Oh you are serious?"
  965. >You tried to muffle your laughter as Twilight look at you dead straight in your very window of soul.
  966. >"Yes I am, Anonymous"
  967. >You laugh harder, almost losing your sides to oblivion.
  968. "BWAHAHHAAHAHHA. Tw- hheheh- Twi. You really- hehe- really good with timings."
  969. >Its true. Twilight is here, alone, with a boy in the boy's house so she can tell the boy to un-friend her AFTER she sets up an awkward sexual atmosphere. Truly the mistress of timing.
  970. >"Anonymousss!, I am serious"
  971. >Oooh OK. Now she is pouting at you. You better take a deep breath and stop laughing now.
  972. "So..hehe..Why do you want that?"
  973. >"......"
  974. >Great. More silence. Just what we need.
  975. >"There could be only one...."
  976. >Her voice was small and quiet. You think its time to get serious but you still have a big smile plastered in your face.
  977. >"There could be only one Dusk Shine... Wh-what will happen if he woke up?"
  978. >Ok... no you feel like shit
  979. "You can go back being Twilight Sparkle, of course?"
  980. >She looks at you like a mother trying to explain her child that a destroyed toy cannot be fixed. Her smile is motherly yet sad.
  981. >"I cant"
  982. "You cant?"
  983. >"Yes"
  984. "Why?"
  985. >"Because...... Twilight Sparkle vanished as soon as she took the name Dusk Shine"
  986. >This confused you. How hard is it to be yourself?
  987. "You just have to be yourself, you know"
  988. >" I have been Dusk Shine for many years. Dusk Shine IS myself"
  989. "Then what will you do when he woke up?"
  990. >"I....I will disappear."
  991. >Whoa whoa. HOLD IT
  992. "Disappear?"
  993. >"Yes"
  994. "But i will know whe- "
  995. >"You wont. You will see no difference for a while...then.. you will know."
  996. "Bu-but.."
  997. >"You will never know, Anonymous. My family have forgotten my existence... except that family photo. But when it is over, what will you do Anon? Are you going to search for me?"
  998. "I...of course"
  999. >"Why?"
  1000. "because we are friends right?"
  1001. >She smile at you as everything began to click.
  1002. >A friend. A pal. Dusk and Twilight are your friends. All in one egg.
  1003. "B-but you can still hang around with us. We can still be friends"
  1004. >"It will be like a stranger among strangers. What will happen when Twilight Sparkle enter her house"
  1005. "She..uhh.. she will- OH!"
  1006. >She will be treated as an outsider. The trauma will be open again like an old festering wounds
  1007. >"Exactly, Anonymous"
  1008. >She let out her tired breath and her body relaxed as if every burden on her shoulders disappeared. She loosen her grasp on your ha- Wait when did she hold your hand?
  1009. "Wh-why are you telling me this?"
  1010. >"Because you are my friend, Anon. The only friend of Twilight Sparkle and one of the best friend of Shining Dusk. I do not fear of disappearing nor of the dark future that i have. Its just that....hurting you is something I have feared recently. I do not know why... Its just that my heart crumble when I think of such things.
  1011. "Twi.. you dont nee-"
  1012. >"Anonymous, please. Dont.... I do not need your pity nor friendship nor love. I.... just..please... let me enjoy this moment.....as Twilight Sparkle.
  1013. >Her lips trembled and her eyes are almost full of tears. Se quickly hug you to hide her shame and pain. She smells like lavender...
  1014. >You returned her hug and hug her tightly while you can feel her body shake. She is warm and soft, You dont want to let her go... but that would be selfish of you.
  1015. > After her shaking subsides, you let her go. Her eyes are red and puffy, and you can see trails of tears on her cheek.
  1016. >"Thank you, Anonymous. Thank you for being with me at my darkest hour. I...I always lo..Lo"
  1017. >She took a deep breath
  1018. >"nevermin-"
  1019. >Before she can finish her sentence, you kiss her. She resist but slowly, her resistance falter and she accept all your feelings.
  1020. >"why...why me? You..we cant...Anon, please..Dont..I-I cant-"
  1021. "Twilight. Shut up. I dont want to lose you. I- I love you"
  1022. >Damn.. Saying it is harder than you thought but it she stop talking and embrace you.
  1023. >She chuckle a bit while both of you are embracing.
  1024. >"Heheh..You are a fool, Anonymous. To love a doomed girls with his heart...but you are my fool. My very own knight."
  1025. >She kiss you. You never realized that her lips are as soft as a feather. Her feelings and yours are shared in this kiss. Your tongue explore her while hers explore yours. Time stops while you are locked in this lover's embrace. Then she let it go.
  1026. >"Anon..I want you. I want your warmth. I want your love. I want to you to say 'i love you' again and again. I want to be joined with you....Just for today....just fro this moment... I-I want to be your Twilight Sparkle."
  1027.  
  1028. >.......
  1029. >"........"
  1030. "..........."
  1031. >You never thought this would happen. Your body is not ready. Think Anon, Think.
  1032. >"....uhhh.Anon?"
  1033. >Oh yeah, how bout that Trap story you just read a while ago...NOPE NOPE. No pegging
  1034. >"Anonymous?"
  1035. >This is like one of my japanese Hen-Animu ......What would the main character do...
  1036. >"Anonymous..You look serious all of the sudden."
  1037. >I dont think Twi will suddenly suck my dick so....Fuck it. I will kiss her to buy time
  1038. >"Anony-ump?! mmmmm"
  1039. >Like a hawk, you smoothly place your lips against her. By god, its so smooth and warm
  1040. >Whats this?!! She silently invade your mouth with her tongue, prodding your teeth and tongue. You counter her with your tongue exploring hers . She is backing out and her face is going red while you are sucking her soft, meaty tongue and upper lips. You release the kiss with a plop sound
  1041. >Ohh.. you just love that look. A blank, weak, red face of a boyish Twilight Sparkle with an opened mouth covered in saliva. That look of defeat create a strong urge to "conquer" her.
  1042. >You continue your assault by kissing her neck. Its warm with a hint of lavender. Every time you nip her neck, she shudder and let out a sweet moan. Urge is rising and your mind is getting a little bit blank.
  1043. >You move into her breast now and slowly but forcefully remove her clothes. And there you go. The glorious fake ass of a woman: the bountiful, soft and squishy breast. You are an ass man btw. Anyway, it seems the sport-bra force Twi's nipple to be buried inside like a shy girl. What better way to let them out other than sucking it and plop there they go, perking out like the leaning tower of Pisa. The more you suck and play with her nipple, the more sweet smell leaking out from her. Its so intoxicating and addicting. You can barely hear Twilight's sweet moan anymore.
  1044. >You move to her lower part before you began to lose your mind. You start to play with her panties through the zipper hole. Its so wet and sticky
  1045. >Flicking and gently pinching the bump part of the panty send Twilight into a series of blissful spasms.
  1046. >"Anon..no more...no mo..re"
  1047. >Her plead is a pleasure to your ears. You slowly remove her pants and her drenched purple striped panties and suddenly, your nose is assaulted by the strong,naughty smell. It takes you few seconds to hold back the urge to fuck her.
  1048. >Taking a deep breath, Twilight weakly point at her pocket pants.
  1049. >"A..Ahnon....co-condoms...use...please"
  1050. >You nod and search for the cond- There it is.... A purple condom? Seriously, whats with her and purple.
  1051. >before you could wear it (after reading the instruction), the downed purplesmart stops you with a weak voice.
  1052. >"Ahnon...give...condom"
  1053. "You sure? Its 'for men' condom ya know."
  1054. >But you gave it to her anyway. She put it in her mouth and give you a sudden blowjob, taking all your dick inside her mouth.
  1055. "Whoa"
  1056. >Whoa indeed. You almost cum when you bump her throat. She gave you a weak grin and pomf=3 into the bed. Now you have a ready-to-use, saliva-lubricated condom.
  1057. >"Anon...please... make love with me,,like its for the purpose of procreation."
  1058. >Jesus. When did she became so lewd? You can feel your dick evolving into super, diamond class cock.
  1059. >You position yourself in a missionary position and gently let the tip enter....Damn, so tight. You can already feel the pleasure from the meaty pressure.
  1060. >Suddenly you jam your whole dick inside due to the unbearable pleasure. Its so warm and ti-OUCH
  1061. >Twilight was so surprised that she scratch your shoulders, letting the blood flow out. But you already gave the fuck to her so no fuck for the pain.
  1062. >"I...it hurts. G-gentler please.."
  1063. >You hold her hand and intertwine your fingers with hers. It prove to be a great comfort as her pained face subside. Her inside are twitching chaotically..
  1064. "I-ill move now, twi"
  1065. >She just nod slowly, close her eyes and tighten her grasp. Her hands are trembling a bit... must really hurt. You gave her a comforting smile and kiss her.She replied with intense kiss.
  1066. >You slowly pull your dick out and push it in. And with steady rhyme, her kiss soften and she began to moan with her hips moving on its own.
  1067. >"Ah-ahnon...moreee...i can feel you.... more..insidee"
  1068. >If not for the condom, you will already cum inside. I tried your best to hold on by reciting pi in your head
  1069. "3.14159265359"
  1070. >Shit! She is getting worked up. Her inside is twitching heavily
  1071. >"more Anon....Tell me more...about that sexy constant"
  1072. >Did i say that out loud? Fuck!Plan backfired. You cant hold it anymore.
  1073. "Twilight I am gonna..."
  1074. >"M-me too...lets ..together"
  1075. >And with incredible synchronization, both of you orgasm. It feels like she is pumping all your seed's worth into her.
  1076. >gasping, you let yourself fall on twilight's body. Its warm and full of sweat.
  1077. >"Ahnooonn...."
  1078. "hmm?"
  1079. >"There are..... condom left.....bad..wasting"
  1080. ".........."
  1081. >Lil Anon suddenly went up again. This is going to be a long night.
  1082.  
  1083. >"...Non...An..on.....ANON, Wake up"
  1084. >Splash
  1085. >Ice cold water land upon your defenseless face. Its Fucking Cold. Yes, with capital F.
  1086. "BWAAA,KHAJIT IS INNOCENT OF THIS CRIME!"
  1087. >"What are you shouting about son? You will disturb the neighbor!"
  1088. >She admonish you while having a bucket beside her. Great example mom......MOM!
  1089. >Shit...Where is Twilight?
  1090. "Say..uhh...did you see Twili- i mean..."Dusk"?"
  1091. >"No...Just you and your lazy ass. Cmon, Anon. I got souvenirs"
  1092. "Wont I be back there in a few days? The summer is almost done"
  1093. >"Anon....Dont look a horse gift by the mouth. NOW GET DRESSED"
  1094. "Fiiineee"
  1095. >With that, she leave our room with that cursed bucket. Now lets just get u-
  1096. >CRACK
  1097. >FUUUUUUUUUU-
  1098. >Sharp pain on your hips.....FUUCKK
  1099. >And you feel so heavy....double fuck
  1100. >Nevertheless, you push yourself slowly into the bathroom and take a piss befo- Why is you piss spilling? you are on targ-
  1101. >A double stream?! GOD! WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME!
  1102. >takes you 10 minute to clean the mess and another 30 to clean yourself.
  1103. >Now you feel (somewhat) refreshed, You can think easily now.
  1104. >Where did Twilight go?....or was it a dream?
  1105. >....naahhh
  1106. >Its clean.....
  1107. >No evidence of twilight's existence here....Maybe its just a dream.....Wait a minute! Its too clean here......
  1108. >Did she?...oh She didnt? She fold all your clothes....The games are stacked neatly and HOLY SHIT! No dust...
  1109. >10/10 waifu material.
  1110. >Satisfied, you just lay on your bed and you can still smell her scent on your bed...mmmm~ Twiligth sce-
  1111. >OW! Shit! Dick hurt...Bad! Must not....erect...must...not...think....sex
  1112. >Anon. This is brain. Remember Twilight's ass? Yeah, It got Velvet's gene on it.
  1113. >FUUUUCCKK. Fuck you brain you- Ow ow ow
  1114. >You are tormented for about 5 minute thinking about last night until your mom shout an order
  1115. >"ANONYMOUS! STOP LAZYING AROUND AND GET IN HERE"
  1116. >You quickly and carefully put your clothes on, then you walk awkwardly to your mum due to your back and front damage.
  1117. >Lesson for today: do not overexert yourself,especially in sex
  1118. >"There you are Anon! what are you....what with the walk?"
  1119. "Uhhh.....Stub my toes?"
  1120. >"Mmmhm...."
  1121. >Yeah, she didnt believe me
  1122. "My pinky toe?"
  1123. >"Anon, you should be careful....."
  1124. >Then she lecture you about staying late at night and yada yada....If only she knew...that we aint a kid no more. But to a mother's eye, we are still her child.
  1125. >Anyways...Some food and clothes from dad...Oh man! the new Daring Doo book. Bet Dash is gonna get jelly when she saw this awesome book. Hehehe....Thanks Dad. I bet me, dash...and Twi-
  1126. >OH SHIT! You forgot about Twilight!
  1127. >Apologizing to your mother, you quickly run to Twilight's house but alas, Your back and front are still giving you agonizing pain. It takes you 15 minutes slower to reach her house.
  1128. >You knock on the door and there she is... your ang- Oh wow. She is wearing a tight jeans and tank top today.
  1129. >"Oh Anon. Good to see you again?"
  1130. >Oh man. She smile at you...Is that her bra on her shoulder? Its lacy black- Ow!
  1131. >"Anon, are you alright?"
  1132. >Yeah. You are fucking fine...until the fire nation attack your crotch. Jesus, it burns.
  1133. "Oh...yeah. I am good. Just... uh...cramp on my cro- I mean thighs. Hehhe..uhh..ya know....running?"
  1134. >Oh shit! she is looking at you suspiciously.
  1135. >"Ara~ come inside,Anon. Ill get you some water"
  1136. >Phew...Good thing she didnt noticed it...Wait...did she says Ara~?
  1137. >You went inside as soon as Velvet is gone. That ass could kill you any moment.
  1138. >Sitting down carefully on the sofa, you tried to search for the perfect position to reduce the pain. God, why does the aftermath of sex be this cruel. Those japanese comics are telling you lies. Believe it.
  1139. >In a few minutes, Velvet come back with a glass full of cold water. She gave it to you and sat down....next to you?!
  1140. >"Say Anon..."
  1141. >She whisper on your ear...crap, lil Anon is waking up again. Better grit your teeth and hold the pain.
  1142. >"Do you know why Twilight came home this morning and is walking funny?"
  1143. >Your heart stops. your boner stops. the pain slowly stop. Even you can feel the time stops. She just cast ZA WARDO on your ass.
  1144. >"Do YOU have something to do with this?"
  1145. >Ohhh no! she is staring at you. better play it smooth...
  1146. "uhh...no?"
  1147. >"No?"
  1148. "Yes-i mean no...i din du nuthin?"
  1149. >Shit son, better step back from this nigga's smoothness.
  1150. >"I see"
  1151. >She give you a cunning smile... Nigga, you aint a smooth criminal yet.
  1152. >"I am just worried about her..that's all. Its difficult to understand her sometimes"
  1153. "Its alright Mrs. Velvet. She always put her family's happiness first"
  1154. >"Oh, Anon. You seem to understand her better than me."
  1155. >She pat your head...Aweso-Ow...
  1156. >It still hurt when lil Anon start to grow...
  1157. >You scream internally
  1158. "T-thank you. Mrs. Velvet"
  1159. >"Oh Anon. I did told you to call me Velvet, didnt I?"
  1160. "Y-yes...Velvet"
  1161. >"Good boy"
  1162. >She is playing you man... but she smells good....
  1163. >To the readers, you are a lucky sonufa bitch. But to you, this is hell in disguise. The fully erected lil Anon start to rub your boxer, doubling the pain
  1164. >Screaming Internally Intensify
  1165. >"Now Anon. Just be careful not to 'love' her excessively."
  1166. "Yes Mrs. Vel...I mean Velvet"
  1167. >"And its the man's job to buy the condom"
  1168. "Yes Velve-WHAT?"
  1169. >you stare at her, mouth open in shock
  1170. >She knows.....
  1171. >"Fufufufu~ Dont look at me like that, Anon. I just cant help teasing you....Now run along. She is at the library"
  1172. >Velvet is still giggling while she drag your out of the house, still shocked.
  1173. >"Now run along Anon....and good luck"
  1174. >Slam
  1175. >what the fuck just happen? Did she....played you?
  1176. >Yes she did.
  1177. >Like a goddamn fiddle
  1178.  
  1179. >Your head is full of fucks right now, ready to be released at any moments
  1180. >If Velvet likes to tease, then Twilight might also do that..But you never seen her tease like Velvet does. Is she? She is more into logic teasing...Maybe it is safe to say that you have nothing to be afraid of her. She doesnt like mind games..right? Mayb-
  1181. >BUMP
  1182. "OWW"
  1183. >With your mind shaken up, you can safely assume that you give all your fuck to that fucking glass door
  1184. >"You OK there kid?
  1185. >Said the concerned gentleman
  1186. "O-oh yeah...Sorry"
  1187. >"Be careful there kid"
  1188. >Embarrassed, you quickly stand and proceed to the library...
  1189. >Wait...This is the library. How the heck did you get here so fast?
  1190. >...nevermind. You quickly enter the library in search of Twilight.
  1191. >Now here is she....There she is in her everyday post...in a purple vest and brown pants...reading a big book....Why does it feel like a Deja Vu?
  1192. >Whatever... better greet her.
  1193. "Hi Twili-"
  1194. >"Hello sir. Can I help you?"
  1195. >What?
  1196. "Twi..its me"
  1197. >"Oh! Are you a member, sir?
  1198. >Her voice seems cold and she look at you as if you are a stranger.
  1199. "Uh..no?"
  1200. >"Is there anything I could help?"
  1201. "Twi..please. Dont joke around..."
  1202. >Oh! You must have mistaken me. My name is Dusk Shine"
  1203. >She point at her name tag: Dusk Shine
  1204. >"Now...Is there anything I could help you, sir?"
  1205. >You feel a bit sick now... Its like she just throw you away and erase all of the precious memories, You and her created.
  1206. >It is..as if I am meeting Dusk all over again. If this is how you are going to play it, Twilight, then I can also play it too.
  1207. "Oh yes...It's almost time for me to go back since summer vacation is going to end so i have to return back to my dad's apartment. Ya know... The education there is cheaper"
  1208. >"...Well, I am sorry to hear that. Is there...any borrowed books that are needed to be returned?
  1209. "No..I was just bored. I saw a chess set somewhere here. Do you fancy a game with me?"
  1210. >"Well..sir. I-"
  1211. "That is the help i need. Just one game"
  1212. >"...lead the way"
  1213. >It feels nostalgic.... You and "Dusk" playing here again...maybe for the last time.
  1214. >You move first as you choose white.
  1215. "You know...I used to play chess like this with dear friend..."
  1216. >"Oh... You must be experienced."
  1217. "Nah...I dont really understand the fun of it."
  1218. >"Then why did you play it?"
  1219. "To spend time with my good pal"
  1220. >You move knight to E-5 while she create a solid defense with the bishop and queen
  1221. >"You seem to like this "friend"
  1222. "Ah yes....she is one of a kind. A bit serious but funny at the same time. She love her family more than anything. I am going to miss her"
  1223. >"....."
  1224. " We used to make bets and i usually won"
  1225. >"Sure you did"
  1226. >Is that a sarcasm? Anyway, You let your bishop be a bait.
  1227. "Hahaha...We make one last bet, ya know. over a game of chess"
  1228. >"Oh...sounds interesting."
  1229. "Yes it is....just to make me more 'motivated' "
  1230. >Both of you giggle for a bit until she move her knight on your bait
  1231. >"So... What happen if you win?"
  1232. "I dont know"
  1233. >Your bait failed as she move her queen near your king. A check
  1234. >"... And if you....lose?"
  1235. "I think I will not come back here"
  1236. >"......oh"
  1237. >It seems like she doesn't care but her trembling hand told you otherwise.
  1238. >"AH"
  1239. >She accidentally put her queen next to a peon. Slowly, she create making more and more mistakes. Her face became worried ,and her move became erratic and illogical.
  1240. "Check"
  1241. >Once you said that, she realized all her best soldiers are gone.
  1242. >"I...surrender. You are a cruel man....Anonymous."
  1243. >She smile at you weakly as a tear flow on her cheek. You just stay silent.
  1244. >"You are a cruel, cruel man".
  1245. >She tried to wipe her tears but more fall from her eyes.
  1246. >"I....I tried....but you....."
  1247. >You cant stand it anymore. You quickly hug her, letting the chess fall on the ground.
  1248. "I am sorry.."
  1249. "Why....why do I fell in love with a cruel man?"
  1250. "Because....I love you too"
  1251. >"......"
  1252. "....."
  1253. >Smooth, Anon.Very smooth
  1254. >Shut up brain. We do not have enough experience to give a smooth reply.
  1255. >Suddenly Twilight giggle.
  1256. >"Anon...that was corny."
  1257. "Hahahha...Sorry"
  1258. >She look at you. Both of you are so close that you can see your face reflected on her red, puffy eyes. With nothing to lose, you kiss her...and she returned it back.
  1259. >After a few minute of making out session
  1260. >"So..Anon. What do you wish for? Me being Twilight again and forever?"
  1261. >You think about it for a bit...
  1262. "No"
  1263. >"No?"
  1264. "No. You WILL be Twilight Sparkle only for me while being Dusk Shine to the rest of the world"
  1265. >She smile at you, full of happiness and love
  1266. >"I can do that..."
  1267. >Both of you spent the rest of the evening together in locked lips. Then the rest of your little vacation time with her before you return to your dad's apartment.
  1268. >No matter who she become, she will always be your Twilight Sparkle.
  1269.  
  1270. -The End
  1271.  
  1272. -Epilogue
  1273.  
  1274. >Ahhh...Canterlot. It has been a year since your last summer visit and now you are moving to Canterlot High school for good. Well, you beg your parents and it seems mom use her 'favors' to help you.
  1275. >You lost contact with Twilight 4 months ago and you are itching to meet her.
  1276. >Anyways, lets finish unpacking some of your stuff then go to the libr-
  1277. >"NONNNYYY~"
  1278. >Suddenly, a flash of pink struck you down so hard that you fall on the hard floor.
  1279. >"Nonnny~ I missed you."
  1280. "Damn it Ponka. How did you know? I didnt tell anyone yet."
  1281. >"I read the plot-line"
  1282. >What
  1283. "What?"
  1284. >" my tail are twitching? ya know.. when something is going to happen...?"
  1285. "You don't have tail, Pinky""
  1286. >"Your mom told me?"
  1287. >Goddamn it mom
  1288. "Anyway Pinky, you are...a bit....heavy. can you get off me?"
  1289. >"GASP! NONNY, HOW COULD YOU?"
  1290. >Oh shit! she is going to cry... Think Anon, Think"
  1291. >"P-Pinky...I thought you are going to make a party for me?"
  1292. >She stops, think, smile...wait, she is thinking again...grin..angry....Ahego?(orgasm face)....serious...silly face...serious...a smile, there ya go/
  1293. >"Oh gosh, I was going to tell you. How did you know? Are you a psychic? can you read my mind? what number am i thinking? Its not 5-"
  1294. "Pinky, You are my best friend so of course i know"
  1295. >Yeah better stop her before it gets long
  1296. >"Oh Nonny"
  1297. >Smooch
  1298. >She kiss you cheek
  1299. "oh and dont tell the others yet. lets make it a surprise for them"
  1300. >"Nonny, you are a genius"
  1301. >Then she vanished in a form of confetti
  1302. >Good old Pinky.
  1303. >Now lets find Twilight.
  1304. >Ahh...the library. It seems the structure have been renovated. There are more windows, tables and chairs, bookshelf and books. The tree is also growing? maybe but its bigger than you remembered.
  1305. >Now where is she?
  1306. >There she is...still in that purple vest and brown pants. Seriously, you are going to drag her to a shopping spree. For her sake.
  1307. >You approach her and she noticed you
  1308. >"Hello, sir. can i help you"
  1309. >Wow...her voice have more bass than you remembered.
  1310. "Oh yes..uhh "Dusk Shine". Can you find me a book? Its a story about moon horse and sun horse"
  1311. >"Hmm? I think I know what you are searching for. Please follow me"
  1312. >In reality, its a signal for both of you to be "alone" in the library. The book can be found in the most corner of the library where there are no cameras and people rarely goes there. It reduce suspicion.
  1313. >You are very excited as you follow "Dusk" . As you reached the corner, you grab "Dusk" and kiss her. Taste like melon candy...and her lips are a bit rough that you remembered.
  1314. >"Sir what are yo-"
  1315. "Shh...I miss you so much Twi."
  1316. >Wha-"
  1317. >you kiss her again. This time you give an intense kiss. She seems to melt and her knees are getting weaker. In few minute, your release her. Her face is red, drunken with lust, and unable to say anything.
  1318. "Do you like it?"
  1319. >She just nod and you gave her a predatory grin. You pull down her zipper and touch the bumpy part.....BALLS?
  1320. >WHAT
  1321. "WHAT? Dont tell me...Dusk Shine?"
  1322. >"y-yes?"
  1323. >You are so shocked that your body instantly froze. Then a familiar voice can be heard.
  1324. >"I swore I saw Anon he-ANON?DUSK?"
  1325. "TWILIGHT?"
  1326. >Dusk just nod weakly
  1327. >Silent...Then your friends came to check it as well. All look at you in a degree of horror...except AJ with a grin and nosebleed.
  1328. "This isnt what it looks like?"
  1329. >After a thorough explanation, your friends finally understand your intention. Twilight starts to hug and kiss you for missing her that much. She explained to you that she stopped contacting you to help Dusk adapt to the current situation.
  1330. >On the other hand....Dusk cant look at you without blushing and being shy..,,,Jesus.
  1331. >A-anyway. You began to tell Dusk the story of How I Met Your Sister.... It wont event take 5 seasons tho.
  1332. >"So you are telling me...that this is true?"
  1333. >"Yes"
  1334. "Yep..why?"
  1335. >"Because its almost like Twilight's favorite romance story when we are kids"
  1336. >You laugh
  1337. "Hahaha...That cant be...Right Twi?"
  1338. >"....."
  1339. "Twi?"
  1340. >She look at you with a cunning smile
  1341. >"Maybe..."
  1342. >Is she serious?
  1343. "Are you teasing me? In the long run?"
  1344. >Her smile evolved to Troll Face.jpg
  1345. >"Maybe."
  1346. >Holy shit! Velvet play short run tease while Twilight play a long run tease? Jesus, how horrifying. This mother and daughter.
  1347. >Twilight look at your face and hug you from behind, letting your her rest on her shoulder
  1348. >"There...there.."
  1349. >Then she start to make this weird movement with right hand, like smoothly playing something
  1350. "Twi..what are you doing?"
  1351. >"Playing Ode To Joy with your body"
  1352. >What...D-dont tell me...she is using your body...
  1353. >Like a Goddamn fiddle
  1354.  
  1355. END

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