Four Purple Ponies Try To solve the Worlds Problems 2.2


                                            Night Glider:


                                            > I returned to Sugar Mountains

                                            > And was feeling worse than ever…

                                            > Starlights episode had frightened me and I couldn’t shake my unease

                                            > My head was on a swivel and my mind raced with her haunting words

                                            > I never took Starlight for a mentally sound pony.

                                            > She’s an eccentric mare.

                                            > Smarter than most, and faced her challenges boldly.

                                            > And when she knows what she wants nothing could stop her.

                                            > She was scary that way.


                                            > I just hope she doesn’t go through with whatever she’s planning.

                                            > I couldn’t stay in that cave for another minute.

                                            > She’s become far too unhinged, and I’m beginning to fear for my life being when I'm alone with her in that intoxicated state

                                            > My only hope is that she passes out from drinking and when she wakes up she realizes how crazy she was being.


                                            > As I walked up the stairs, my backside was beginning to sag

                                            > The long walk was brutal but dragging these things upstairs was crushing

                                            > These breasts only seemed to get heavier as time went on.

                                            > My legs trembled as I pulled myself up the final steps.

                                            > Twilight and Amy better be up here or I’m gonna flip.


                                            > When I arrived back in town, I stopped by the brothel looking for Amy. I was a little disappointed to learn that she had left my high and dry.

                                            > After carrying these giant tits across town I I was a little angry

                                            > I don’t know her well, but she seems like a selfish mare


                                            > Luckily, I stalked Twilight like a reporter and knew the hotel she stayed at every time she visited Sugar Mountains

                                            > So I dragged myself across town yet again.

                                            > It wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't carrying all this extra weight.

                                            > When I arrived at the hotel, I asked the pony who operated the hotel about Twilight.

                                            > She didn't seem to have any scruples providing me with the princesses room number

                                            > She called Twilight a bunch of names in Crystal Ponish as I walked up the stairs

                                            > I get the feeling that she doesn't like the princess very much…

                                            > I knocked on Twilights door and it slowly swung open


                                            > I was greeted by peeling wallpaper, mold and the most rancid oder which reminded me of spoiled milk.

                                            > Down the short hallway leading into the room I could hear sobbing and running water

                                            > When I entered, I saw Twilight. Who was laying on her bed which was sagging under her weight

                                            > She was bawling her eyes out as she shoved McHoofies hamburgers into her mouth

                                            > Her face was coated with a thick white and orange sauce

                                            > I watched as she bit into her sandwich

                                            > the orange syrup spewed from the meat and washed down her legs

                                            > A pool had formed around her joints which she had dug deep into the mattress


                                            > I always cringed when I saw ponies eating meat

                                            > It’s great for protein but a disgusting, unethical practice and very damaging to a ponies stomach

                                            > Ponies will eat anything when they're hungry.

                                            > She laid atop her impregnated belly stuffing her face with what was essentially grease, poor quality meat and sauce between two sad buns.


                                            > Twilight herself was a disgusting sight

                                            > Fatter than ever with her coat painted in various sauces, syrups and condiments.


                                            “What happened to you!?”

                                            > “I don’t know!…I went to the meeting…and the griffons and the food and…I don’t even know anymore!”

                                            > She broke down and starting bawling

                                            > Though, to her credit she never stopping eating

                                            > Her stomach sustained a high pitch squeak for a moment before suddenly changing pitch.

                                            > A loud, deep booming noise erupted from her gut that reminded me of a large bubble bursting in water

                                            > It was quick and filled the entire room

                                            > Twilight grabbed her stomach, looking pained

                                            > Her discomfort didn't stop her from stuffing herself.

                                            > “I just need to keep eating…Food is my friend and I’m the princess of friendship! The princess of foodship! Burgers, fries, deep fried doughnuts, meat….”

                                            > Her voice trailed off and suddenly all the food she listed appeared above her head and landed on the bed around her

                                            > She smiled and began rubbing her hooves together before devouring the food she had magically created

                                            > I was starting to feel a little guilty

                                            > I thought it would be funny unknowingly casting a fattening spell on Twilight

                                            > But this was just pathetic.


                                            > She raised a deep fried powdered doughnut to my face

                                            > “You want one?” She asked with her mouth full

                                            > I shoved the disgusting dessert away

                                            "Pull yourself together Twi! You're a wreck! Is this how a princess should behave?"

                                            > “Princess!? When Celestia finds out about what happened I’ll be lucky if she lets me stay a pony!”

                                            “Twilight…What are you talking about?"

                                            > She grabbed me by the cheeks and began yelling hysterically

                                            > “Celestia is gonna turn me into something unnatural and it's all my fault!”

                                            > I pushed her away

                                            > I had never seen a pony so panicked

                                            “Twilight, take a deep breath.”


                                            > She inhaled deeply and her throat began to squeal

                                            > That's definitely not healthy…

                                            > “Twilight, I have a bad feeling about whats happening in town, you gotta make an announcement. I think something really bad is going to happen”

                                            > Despite my pleas she wasn’t paying any attention


                                            > Instead, she was stacking her food into a large, disgusting sandwich

                                            > “Look Night Glider! It's a doughnut, french fry, ice cream, pork sandwich!”

                                            > I put my hoof to my mouth

                                            “Please tell me you’re not going to eat that.”

                                            > She looked back at her disgusting, leaking creation.

                                            > She placed her hoof under her chin

                                            “I think it needs more meat.”

                                            > Suddenly, chicken tenders came raining down atop her

                                            > “Perfect!” She cheered


                                            > She began shoving the tenders into the sandwich

                                            > She had such a stupid grin as she did this

                                            > It was almost like the spell was affecting her intelligence

                                            “Twilight, don’t you think it's weird that you can create food just by thinking about it?”

                                            > She paused for a moment

                                            > “At first I thought it was weird, but I’m not really complaining.”

                                            > She took a bite out of her sandwich, chocolate sauce exploded from the doughnuts she was using as buns.

                                            > Chocolate sauce and ice cream ran down her chin and dripped onto the bed

                                            “Just stop eating this magic food, you have no idea where it's coming from and it’s probably not healthy,

                                            > I’ve seen the effects of this potion first hoof

                                            > And if she doesn’t stop eating she might make herself unfixable

                                            > I needed Starlight's reversal spell

                                            > This has gone on long enough and I was feeling guilty.


                                            > “Night Glider! I need you to go to McHoofies and buy all their chicken, beef and pork products! You can butt everyone in line if you have to! this is a royal emergency!”

                                            > More with the meat

                                            > I’m beginning to think that the unnatural desire for flesh might be a symptom of the potion.

                                            “I’m not going anywhere, especially with these big tits!”


                                            > I turned to give her a view and her eyes became the size of saucers

                                            > “Wow! Your boobs are so big….” She began licking her lips

                                            > “Night Glider, give me a taste.”

                                            > I rolled my eyes

                                            > I wasn’t looking forward to this


                                            > I pulled myself onto the bed

                                            > Lifting my hunks of fat and milk onto the bed was a struggle but, eventually I was able to get on the bed

                                            > Twilights belly sounded angry and she began to pat it

                                            > You don’t think I’m fat do you?


                                            > I froze

                                            > Was this a real question?

                                            > I had never seen a picture of Twilight where she wasn’t at least a little chubby

                                            > The mare liked to eat, there was no doubt about that

                                            > But now she was borderline obese

                                            > Her belly was so distended she looked like she was pregnant


                                            > Her fur was a mess

                                            > Stained with all kinds of syrups, sweat and dirt

                                            > She desperately needed a deep cleaning, but I think she was beyond caring about how unkept she let herself become


                                            > “Night Glider…I think I may be getting a little pudgy…” She said poking at her inflamed  belly

                                            > Starting to get pudgy?

                                            > I was starting to get nervous

                                            > Had everypony lost their mind?

                                            > Was I surrounded by crazy ponies?

                                            > My eyes drifted to the floor where I noticed Steam was gently floating through a crack in the washroom doorway

                                            > I pulled my nipple away from Twilight before she took a drink and made my way inside

                                            > I heard crying and a shower running

                                            “Amy?” I called

                                            > No reply

                                            > I pulled away the curtains back and there she was


                                            > Laying on her backside not wearing anything but her mask as the shower beat against her body

                                            “Hey Amy…How do you feel?”

                                            > “I…I…I’m pregnant with bugs!”

                                            > Oh for the love of fuck….

                                            > “They stuck a gross tentacle thing inside me and filled my womb with eggs.”

                                            > When I looked down at her stomach I noticed how much her belly was distended

                                            > Between her legs a green goo leaked from her swollen privates


                                            > I was struggling to find anything to say

                                            > What could I say?

                                            > “I’m ruined!” She cried

                                            “Amy…I….”

                                            > I was at a loss

                                            > Usually I have something to say that would cheer ponies up

                                            > But this was beyond revolting


                                            > Her pussy was stretched wide

                                            > It was so stretched that I could probably fit my entire hoof up her snatch and wouldn't even touch the walls of her insides

                                            > “It’s never going to get better…”

                                            > Her voice felt so cold and empty

                                            “How do you know that? mean…Our muscles down there and pretty…stretchy?”


                                            > Amy pointed towards the sink

                                            > “They gave me a brochure…I'm ruined.”

                                            > I turned towards the sink and grabbed the brochure.

                                            > It was titled “What to expect when you’re a pony expecting bug babies.”

                                            > The picture on the front was a simple pencil drawing of a mare surrounded by tentacles


                                            > I flipped through the pages and read a bit


                                            > “When a pony becomes impregnated by a changeling or other insect-like creature their body will go through many changes.”

                                            > “Your job as a brood-mare is to keep the eggs safe and warm until your expected delivery date. Be gentle.”

                                            > “Be sure to eat tons of protein! you’ll be expected to eat lots of food that may be “unnatural” to ponies. Meat is the preferred source of protein and your “pregnancy” is a good time to start your new meat diet. Your changeling younglings will be on an exclusive meat diet because feeding off love is illegal in Equestria. Their modified diet will be strictly carnivore.”


                                            > “Don’t worry about food processing issues, your gut will be accommodated by the juices secreted by the thin layer of plasma layering your baby's eggs. As your gut grows and changes you may develop strange new cravings."

                                            > I could see how reading this would put Amy into a panic

                                            > My skin was crawling just reading about this disgusting process.

                                            > I flipped to the back page of the pamphlet and read the closing statements


                                            > "Thank you for being open-minded and dating a changeling! We hope to change the stigma for ponies in a long term relationship with all pony sized insects. There are many hurtful myths surrounding pony oviposition. Some of the most egregious claims are that your body will become a permanent hive, or that your eyes will turn green and glow in the dark.

                                            These rumours hurt the changeling community and we hope you can teach ponies to be more accepting as you go through this exciting process! Best regards The Changeling Birthing Department (CBD)!”


                                            > I turned back at Amy

                                            > She looked more exhausted than anything

                                            > “I’ve tried so hard to eat right and avoid germs…And in the end…It was all a waste of time.”

                                            > She peeled the mask off her face and dropped it into the tub


                                            > I had never seen her full face before

                                            > She was a pretty, young mare and looked a couple years younger than me

                                            “So…What are you gonna do now?”

                                            > “I…I..” Amy closed her eyes and focused on her breathing for a moment

                                            > Her stomach began to growl and she pointed to the McHoofies box on the sink

                                            > "McHoofies." She groaned

                                            > I passed her the box


                                            > She opened the box and pulled out a chicken leg which dripped thick yellow grease onto her chest.

                                            "The only place in Equestria that sells pre cooked meat….."  She sighed


                                            "I’m sure you can find a better source of meat than Mchoofies. My friend Ivy was going to be a researcher in college and dhe did an entire project on how apparently only extremely poor ponies eat McHoofies and that one McHoofies meal is equivalent to eating an entire container of lard."

                                            > Amy shoved her hooves over her eyes and wept loudly

                                            > "I was practically raised in McHoofies!"

                                            > whoops….

                                            "Oh! yeah…Well….The good thing is that you don't look fat at all!"

                                            > I was trying my hardest to do damage control


                                            > "That's because all the fat went into my tits!" She cried

                                            > Oh brother….

                                            > I glanced down towards her boobs

                                            > They were dense, veiny balls of fat

                                            > They looked so much heavier than mine

                                            "Well, how much McHoofies do you need to eat?"

                                            > "I need to eat my body weight of protein a day…Thankfully, Twilight can somehow make food out of thin air so I don’t have to leave the hotel to buy any.”


                                            “You aren’t eating any of that magic food are you?”

                                            > “Of course I have!" She cried

                                            > Great…

                                            > Now I have two cursed ponies on my hooves


                                            "What's up with Twilight anyways? What set her off like this?”

                                            > She wiped her nose

                                            > "Apparently the Griffons want to take Sugar mountains for themselves. Now she has to run in an "election"

                                            "What's an election?"

                                            > "It's a Griffin thing. They hold these elections and the population gets to vote on who they want to lead them."

                                            “And I assume that Twilight is going to run in this election?"

                                            > "Have you looked at her!? She's not running anywhere!"

                                            > For the love of Equestria…

                                            "Okay, you stay here and I'll talk to Twilight "

                                            > I returned to Twilight


                                            “Hey Twilight, how are you feeling? Do you have any idea about this election thing?"

                                            > “All I know is if I don’t win  I’ll have lost Sugar Mountains and I don’t even want to think about what Celestia will do to me.”

                                            “Calm down Twi, think. You can do this! You’re much more popular than some griffon.”

                                            > “I….I know…But what if I’m not and I lose!”

                                            "You need to offer the ponies something they want. If it's a popularity contest just appeal to the majority of ponies and you're guaranteed to win!"


                                            > Amy entered the room completely naked and sat on the edge of the bed then began choking down the chicken from her McHoofies box

                                            > It was clear she abandoned her fear of germs


                                            > We heard a knock on the door

                                            > “Ummm….Hello?” A soft lisped voice called

                                            > Amy's ears peaked up

                                            > “Is this Princess Twilight's room?” the voice asked

                                            “Who is it?” I asked


                                            > The mare walked into the room and smiled

                                            > “Princess Twilight!” Th mare cheered

                                            > “Oh no…” Twilight sighed

                                            > “Mom!” Amy cried

                                            > “What are you doing here!”

                                            > “Oh!” The wonky eyed pony laughed “The hospital is like…Closed or something…All the nurses are at city hall hall holding signs and shouting….So I just got up and left!”


                                            > Amy looked horrified

                                            > “How did you find me! Why are you here!?”

                                            > “Well, I went home and saw that you weren’t there, your calendar said that you were going to Sugar Mountains and I thought I’d visit you! Is that McHoofies?”

                                            > Amy looked down at her hoof with the chicken wing

                                            > “Yeah, you want some?”

                                            > “Oh my gosh yes! They shut down the one at the hospital and it's been forever since I had any.”


                                            > As the mare entered her breasts trailed behind her

                                            > Her boobs were even bigger than Amy’s and unlike Amy she didn’t wear a bra, they just dragged behind her

                                            > She grabbed a chicken wing from the box and began to eat.

                                            > “You should get the ones with extra sauce next time! They’re so much better!”


                                            “Okay, let’s take a step back here…This is your mom?”

                                            > Amy nodded

                                            > “My name’s Muffins, but everyone calls me Derpy, what's your name?”

                                            “NighGlider…”

                                            > I couldn’t concentrate, my eyes were locked onto her breasts

                                            > They were just so big, I had never seen anything like them

                                            > She cleaned her chicken wing down to the bone then grabbed another

                                            > “Back when Amethyst was a filly she would eat twenty of these for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Have you ever see those posters? "A McHoffies family is a happy family?" Well, we were the happiest family ever!”


                                            > Derpy grabbed Amy and hugged her tightly

                                            > Amy swatted her away

                                            > “Mom! Germs! Remember? Did you wash your hooves?”

                                            > “I did this morning…” she replied sadly

                                            > “And you’re eating with your bare, unwashed hooves?”

                                            > Derpy looked confused


                                            > “I don’t see the big deal….”

                                            > “Of course you don’t." Amy sighed

                                            > "Listen, Twilight and I are doing very important work right now, you shouldn’t be here. Why don’t you go back home and rest, I’ll be back as soon as I can and we’ll find a nice new hospital for you.”


                                            > “But I don’t want to go to another hospital…”

                                            > Amy looked over at me and laughed awkwardly

                                            > “She’s loves it there…”

                                            > “No.” Derpy interrupted “I like being home.”

                                            > “Mom We’ve been through this a million times, I can’t…”


                                            > “Oh my gosh! Are those deep fried doughnuts!?” Derpy interrupted

                                            > She approached Twilight

                                            > “They sure are!” Twilight replied, “You want one?”

                                            > “Of course! They look sooooo good….”

                                            > Derpy grabbed a doughnut off the bed and before I could protest she began chowing down

                                            > “Wow Twilight! These are the best doughnuts I’ve ever had!”

                                            “Yeah, maybe you shouldn't eat anymore.” I suggested

                                            > “Why not? They’re delicious!”

                                            “Well…They’re very fatty and I don’t think that's a good look for a mare.”

                                            > Twilight shot me an evil eye

                                            “Except you princess, you look great!”

                                            > “So its true! I am fat!” She cried

                                            “No princess! You’re chubby! Stallions love a mare with a little chub!”

                                            >What kind of hole was I digging myself into now?

                                            > “I knew it! I’m fat!” Twilight said shoving  doughnut into her mouth

                                            > I looked over at Amy who was forcing the McHoofies down her throat and wiping tears from her eyes, then over to Derpy who was….Just happy to be here I guess?

                                            > She was just smiling innocently as every pony around her was collectively losing their minds

                                            > She’s a hard pony to read with her lopsided eyes and scrunched up muzzle

                                            > But she looked content

                                            > I envy her…

                                            “So, what's the plan, Twilight?” I asked

                                            > “Cadance invited me to a party tonight, but I don’t think any of us are in a party mood anymore.”

                                            > “I think we should go, at least for a little while. I think it would be a great opportunity to ease your mind."


                                            > “Am I invited?” Derpy asked

                                            > I looked over to Amy was shaking vigorously and waving her hooves anxiously

                                            > EmShe was doing everything she could to say no without speaking

                                            “Of course you are Derpy.” I smiled

                                            > Amy smacked her hoof to her face and shook her head


                                            "How about we all get ready and I’ll meet you all back here in twenty minutes?”

                                            > “Where are you going?”

                                            > “I’m going to ummmm ….Look, just get Twilight cleaned up and we’ll leave when I get back.”

                                            > I had a great idea