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Checklist

By vul
Created: 2023-03-21 06:57:19
Updated: 2023-03-21 07:27:14
Expiry: Never

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    RD: That spaghetti was great! I'd definitely crash that buffet one more time.
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    TS: It sure was! Although with the way you were eating, I'm not sure they'd let you back in.
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    RD: I was hungry! Gotta get those carbs to recover, you know what I'm saying?
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    TS: Ah, excuse me. (teleports checklist in) Lunch with Rainbow Dash, check!
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    (pause)
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    TS: What? Spike's out helping Rarity find gems. Stop looking at me like that.
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    RD: So you're just gonna teleport that thing everywhere you go?
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    TS: That thing is a checklist! It's very important to me!
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    RD: Heh, at least I know you're always gonna be more of an egghead than me. I can't imagine checking off every little thing I do throughout the entire day. Bust some clouds, check. Flight practice, check. Lunch, check. Take my afternoon nap, check. Re-read Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone for the seventieth time, check. I don't need a list to tell me what to do.
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    TS: Oh, shows how much you know. The merits of checklists are endless! Reliability, motivation, self-accountability, defining the scope of work, documentation… Wait!
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    (RD: You've got to be kidding me…)
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    TS: I feel a song coming on.
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    Sun shines in, cast the blanket off, much to do
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    I've gotta get my hooves to ground
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    Gonna make the best of sixteen hours now
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    Sorting the books out,
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    Make time for lunch with Dash and study too
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    Practice my spells, teleportin' with the groceries
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    Maybe I can keep it all
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    In my little unicorn head
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    Clever pony's what some said
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    But I know
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    There's always some times that we forget
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    Then I'll wish I'd had a
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    Checklist
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    All the tasks that Twilight's plannin' to get done
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    I'm talkin' 'bout my checklist
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    Itemized discretely, step through one by one
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    (OK, this is a whole new level of eggheadedness.)
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    Books profuse,
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    Haycartes, Neightzsche, which is next to peruse?
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    Buffet line prioritizing
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    Thinking on my pasta ambiguously
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    Attention is a scarce resource
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    You've got to prep, commit to ink
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    There's no time for makeshift plans
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    You'll be sure
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    When it's listed out in rows to read,
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    Then you'll understand my
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    Checklist
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    Nothing holds direction like the written word
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    I'm talkin' 'bout my checklist
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    Even if somepony's calling you a nerd
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    Checklist
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    All the tasks that Twilight's plannin' to get done
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    I'm talkin' 'bout my checklist
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    Itemized discretely, step through one by one
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    A friend to any mare so she won't forget
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    Among the many merits not listed yet, the ability to document takes spot to be the topper if your process has a lot to it and smooth it's how it's gotta run
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    To refer,
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    What's to do, what's been done, and what's deferred, ha!
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    if you ever wondered what you did the day before,
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    The prior written checklist, babe you can't ignore
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    Twilight stands to utilize the written word,
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    A hand above the inveterate herd
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    It doubles as a cylinder, when trouble comes up looking for, just roll it up and smack 'em with the list
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    I tell 'em this, explicitly, the checklist gives to me, close capability
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    and still make time for tea, the list is all I need, the list is all you see
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    A wise book I came across once read
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    The future is writ within boxes and checks
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    And frankly boss, your hesitancy to adopt has got me at a loss
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    'cause with a checklist even you would remember to floss.
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    Checklist
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    Nothing gives me quality of sleep
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    Checklist
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    Walking down that line of checks so neat
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    Checklist
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    All the tasks that Twilight's plannin' to get done
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    I'm talkin' 'bout my checklist
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    Itemized discretely, step through one by one
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    RD: Well, that's nice and all, but I can feel my nap coming on. Gotta go…

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