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Marecelium (album lyrics)

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Created: 2023-01-23 01:38:41
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  1. #MARE VS. MACHINE
  2. We're gonna need more than a border patrol for this one.
  3.  
  4. A thundering mechanical storm
  5. Approaches us in force
  6. Murder etched in their circuitry
  7. And they'll go unchallenged in their hate
  8. Until they meet my blades
  9. (Oh, whoa, whoa)
  10. I'll grab my laser lasso
  11. (Oh, whoa, whoa)
  12. Prepare for battle
  13.  
  14. Grab your gun, 'cause here they come
  15. To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done
  16. Bring your fight, target in sight
  17. It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive
  18. Laser beam, kill the machine
  19. As we battle the unnatural, before metal claims our being
  20. Hold the line for all of ponykind
  21. But it's always just a question of how long we'll survive
  22.  
  23. That's a lotta robots…
  24. Hoo-wee! Now that's what I call a target rich environment!
  25.  
  26. Whispers in the barren wasteland
  27. Echo of a life long past
  28. When a pony still could rest
  29. but there's no time to mourn the lost and drowned
  30. From our towers brought down
  31. (Oh, whoa, whoa)
  32. by our own device
  33. (Oh, whoa, whoa)
  34. Mistakes of ponykind
  35.  
  36. Grab your gun, 'cause here they come
  37. To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done
  38. Bring your fight, target in sight
  39. It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive
  40. Laser beam, kill the machine
  41. As we battle the unnatural, before metal claims our being
  42. Hold the line for all of ponykind
  43. But it's never just a question of "how awesome am I"
  44.  
  45. (sax solo)
  46.  
  47. So it's time to settle the score
  48. Operated by hoof no more
  49. Your false gods of harmony
  50. Bow down to the power of machines
  51. Leave no margin for compromise
  52. The future is where every pony dies
  53. Bathe the world in napalm shower
  54. Until victory or death is ours
  55.  
  56. Alright, that's enough out of you.
  57. Yo, could you chill with that thing? You're making me look uncool in comparison. Now I gotta put shades on to compensate.
  58. What are you doing, Rainbow?
  59. I'm looking cool, that's what I'm doing.
  60. Take those sunglasses off, you're not going to be able to see anything out there.
  61. My vision is augmented.
  62. The hay it is! They gave ya night vision goggles for a reason.
  63.  
  64. Uh, what is that?
  65. Oh, hey guys, what's up?
  66. Vinyl Scratch? I thought you were dead!
  67. I was! But then they plugged my brains into my console! I'd love to catch up, but the voices in my head are telling me I need to kill you first.
  68. Wait what?
  69. Oh, shoot!
  70. Dammit, it's time to get outta here!
  71. Wait, come back. What are you doing?
  72.  
  73.  
  74. #COUNTING CLOUDS
  75. Rain-washed towers melting in the mist
  76. Signal lights breathe so slow
  77. Watching over the streets below
  78. (Ooh)
  79.  
  80. Rushing round, the engines in their endless life
  81. The crowd can be so loud sometimes
  82.  
  83. The sun goes down, amber in the smoke
  84. Ten thousand lights play along
  85. And still the city's heart beats on
  86. (Ooh)
  87.  
  88. Hit the switch
  89. Gentle blue lights the walls
  90. As I'm taken somewhere else
  91. Somewhere
  92. we were meant to fly
  93.  
  94. As I lie there
  95. Dreaming through the night, I close my eyes
  96. Listen to the rhythm of the wind
  97. Dancing with the sparkling lights up in the sky
  98. Counting clouds
  99.  
  100. As I lie there
  101. Dreaming through the night, I close my eyes
  102. Listen to the rhythm of the wind
  103. Dancing with the sparkling lights up in the sky
  104. Counting clouds
  105.  
  106. As I lie there
  107.  
  108.  
  109. #THE SPARKLE CENSUS
  110. We understand this is all quite sudden
  111. But we promise it all proves beneficial in the end
  112. If you'll withhold your confusion
  113. If you'll withhold your panic
  114. Just fill out this form right here
  115. You, the Element of Magic
  116.  
  117. Out there, there's many of your kind
  118. Who seek existence's outer lines
  119. Here's your number; get in queue
  120. The orientation's starting soon
  121.  
  122. I've never seen a place like this before
  123. There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore
  124. They say "ex pluribus scientia"
  125. Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census
  126.  
  127. Hayburgers made to order!
  128.  
  129. So step right into our research wing
  130. In here you'll find the multiverse is really not so large
  131. Not at all for many purple beings
  132. Not at all for Twilights all combined
  133. No friendship problem can withstand
  134. No science problem out of mind
  135.  
  136. All things you see just aren't all
  137. When you are cut from purple cloth
  138. Take a lecture, pay some dues
  139. Questions are many, answers are few
  140.  
  141. I've never seen a place like this before
  142. There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore
  143. They say "ex pluribus scientia"
  144. Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census
  145.  
  146. There's so much to know
  147. The fabric of this world is just a scroll to be unfurled
  148. There's so much to learn
  149. Come and see displayed the outer workings of your brain
  150.  
  151.  
  152. #STOMP IT SILLY
  153. It's time for spring
  154. Gonna do your thing
  155. Just bring your gear, your vest,
  156. And your snowpity
  157.  
  158. Ice skating groove,
  159. Earth ponies are on the move
  160. And in the sky there's pegasi
  161. Blow the clouds out of the sky
  162.  
  163. Everypony's hard at work
  164. After winter's wrapped and done
  165. we'll have just as much FUN TONIGHT
  166.  
  167. So don't be late
  168. Time to coordinate
  169. We'll work together
  170. Give winter its goodbye wave
  171.  
  172. There's seeds to plant
  173. So our crops can take a stand
  174. All the animals that hibernate
  175. Ring your bell, it's time to wake
  176.  
  177. When the sky is clear at last
  178. See that sunlight shining down, aah
  179. And when all the work is through
  180. Still we'll work it on the dance floor too
  181.  
  182. (Ooo, let's work)
  183. Come on!
  184. Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight
  185. It's alright
  186. Come on!
  187. Center stage, all the change in the season tonight
  188. So let's glide
  189. Get down!
  190. Gotta own it, gotta show it filly
  191. What you got
  192. Spin that record DJ-PON3
  193. Get down!
  194. Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly
  195. Lights are hot
  196. Bring it down and stomp it silly
  197.  
  198. The sun sets
  199. Better watch your step
  200. The stars are out
  201. And still we're not done yet
  202.  
  203. Good feelings everywhere
  204. It's here the groove laid bare
  205. And now it's time to party hard
  206. That's the ticket, punch the card
  207.  
  208. Everywhere the feeling's good
  209. Just come up and find a friend, aah
  210. And get down on the floor
  211. Won't you see what the night's got in store
  212.  
  213. (Ooo, let's work)
  214. Come on!
  215. Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight
  216. It's alright
  217. Come on!
  218. Center stage, all the change in the season tonight
  219. So let's glide
  220. Get down!
  221. Gotta own it, gotta show it filly
  222. What you got
  223. Spin that record DJ-PON3
  224. Get down!
  225. Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly
  226. Lights are hot
  227. Bring it down and stomp it silly
  228.  
  229. Now here's a little thing that I want y'all to do!
  230. Stomp those hooves if this gets you in the groove!
  231. Work that flank like you've got something to prove!
  232. Four on the floor, yeah now hear that kick go boom
  233.  
  234. Hey, shake your body filly, do the conga
  235. No, getting crazy, welcome to the jungle
  236. 'cause all the ponies on the floor, they got the
  237. Beat, and you see so many boogie wonders,
  238. See, it's electric, we've been struck by thunder
  239. No, time to get it mad like it's the summer
  240. So get down on it, get your back up off the
  241. Wall, feel the rhythm and it's getting-
  242.  
  243. It's the mare you know who's super speedy,
  244. Deliverin' the flow that we gon' do with Pinkie, uh
  245. Bringin' the sweets on repeat, repeat, read the beat
  246. We finna hit 'em with the Wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki
  247.  
  248. Hear the band, and the fans all ran for
  249. The plan's to make a stand upon the dance floor
  250. 'til your flanks sore, cram on the amps more,
  251. Advance in rank and break and let the jam pour
  252.  
  253. Come on! So let's work
  254. We can surf the waves amid the burning flame,
  255. Come on! So let's work
  256. We can turn a page, night fever again
  257. Come on! So let's work
  258. When you hear the crowd it gets fearful loud
  259. Come on! So let's work
  260. You can bring it down and stomp it out
  261.  
  262. (Ooo, let's work)
  263. Come on!
  264. Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight
  265. It's alright
  266. Come on!
  267. Center stage, all the change in the season tonight
  268. So let's glide
  269. Get down!
  270. Gotta own it, gotta show it filly
  271. What you got
  272. Spin that record DJ-PON3
  273. Get down!
  274. Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly
  275. Lights are hot
  276. Bring it down and stomp it silly
  277.  
  278.  
  279. #THINK FAST
  280. [Twilight Sparkle]
  281. Just get comfortable and experience the magic of learning.
  282. Ahem... prior to the great Celestia-Luna Rift, there was no need for Earth-Unicorn-Pegasi, or EUP guard.
  283. But after Luna's banishment, the protective pony platoon was formed...
  284.  
  285. [Rainbow Dash]
  286. (incoherent vocalization)
  287.  
  288. [Twilight Sparkle]
  289. Rainbow Dash, can you repeat any of my lesson?
  290.  
  291. [Rainbow Dash]
  292. (honk)
  293. (more incoherent vocalization)
  294.  
  295. [Dialogue]
  296. Twilight Sparkle: The initials EUP stand for what?
  297. Rainbow Dash: Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes.
  298. Rainbow Dash: So, did I ace it or what?
  299. Twilight Sparkle: Or what. You didn't get one answer correct.
  300.  
  301. [Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy]
  302. (even more incoherent vocalization)
  303.  
  304.  
  305. #MARECELIUM
  306. Mares, seeing 'em
  307. on the mare ceiling, a
  308. Mare, singing of
  309. Marecelium
  310.  
  311. The board was shit today
  312. So I went outside
  313. I had to get some mares
  314. So that I wouldn't die
  315. Hey there mister grocer
  316. Where do you keep the shrooms
  317. Could you come a little closer, 'cause I need some
  318. marecelium (questionable moan)
  319. ey b0ss can i have some m-
  320.  
  321. (Winter Wrap Up and At The Gala played at the same time)
  322. that's a lotta m-
  323. that's a lotta
  324. that's a lot of mare
  325. oh god
  326. what's going on here
  327. i said, what's going on here
  328. ooo
  329. fucking normalfags get the fuck off my board god damn
  330. ooo-
  331. (keep it down! what the hell are you doing?)
  332. (incoherent coughing)
  333.  
  334. Did I mare too much?
  335. Did I mare too hard?
  336. Are mares just anything more
  337. Than the calling card?
  338.  
  339. An interlinked system of mares
  340. Spanning acres of forest
  341. They're generally everywhere
  342. All marey in chorus
  343. Say mare, can you adapt?
  344. I sure can mare in a pinch
  345. A collective consciousness
  346. Of mares, mares, mares, oh
  347.  
  348. There's maresic in the treetops
  349. And there's maresic in the vale
  350. And all around the maresic fills the sky
  351. There's maresic by the river
  352. And there's maresic in the grass
  353. And the maresic makes your heart soar in reply
  354.  
  355. There's mares that sparkle (That's me!)
  356. There's mares that shine (Maybe me?)
  357. There's mares that sing (Most of us!)
  358. And mares that mare (All of 'em!)
  359.  
  360. Mares, seeing 'em
  361. on the mare ceiling, a
  362. Mare, singing of
  363. Marecelium
  364.  
  365. (Mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares
  366. mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares
  367. mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares
  368. mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares
  369. mares)
  370. A system of mares interlinked
  371. within mares interlinked
  372. within cells interlinked
  373. within cells interlinked
  374. A system of mares interlinked
  375. within mares interlinked
  376. within cells interlinked
  377. with incels interlinked?
  378.  
  379. We looked at the data.
  380. We looked at the data, and what we found…
  381. is that there are four primary stimuli that are essential for snowpity development,
  382. so that your marecelium can grow up nice and healthy.
  383. Number one is water. Without water, you're not getting anywhere with your mare. That's just a fact.
  384.  
  385.  
  386. #THE PARTY WILL LAST FOREVER
  387. [Celestia]
  388. Sister I've been inspired
  389. Been thinking 'bout our plans to retire, and I see
  390. The future is pink, she'll fill up the streets
  391. with parties aplenty, so what do you think?
  392.  
  393. [Luna]
  394. Sister, that's quite a surprise,
  395. I didn't think you'd pass young Twilight by, but I say
  396. We'll play it by ear, 'cause what do I know
  397. Bring laughter and cheer, make the world glow
  398.  
  399. [Pinkie Pie]
  400. With honor I accept this crown,
  401. My mandate: vanquish every frown,
  402. Music fills the air,
  403. The cheers of happy mares,
  404. So pin the title on my tail,
  405. Dance away your woes and ails,
  406. Till you're feeling better
  407. The party will last forever!
  408.  
  409. [Interlude]
  410. Luna: That line sounds really familiar.
  411. Celestia: Oh, this cake is delightful! I told you she was a good choice.
  412.  
  413. Pinkie Pie: And you get a cake! And you get a cake! You get a cake! You get a cake! Everypony gets a cake!
  414.  
  415. Rainbow Dash: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I might get tired of partying...
  416.  
  417. Luna: Sister, art thou not concerned that Pinkie Pie has driven us into a deficit through cake expenses alone?
  418. Celestia: Oh, lighten up a little, Luna.
  419. Luna: My treasury is certainly enlightened.
  420.  
  421. [Celestia]
  422. The cake is great, that much I know,
  423. for now the ponies are all happy in the streets below, but we say
  424.  
  425. [Luna+Celestia]
  426. We've got a concern, Pinkie Pie
  427. This discretionary spending, it is bleeding us dry
  428.  
  429. [Pinkie Pie]
  430. I hear your doubts, so I've been told,
  431. but there is more to life than counting up your bits of gold
  432. The fun's all you need, it's all there is to live for
  433.  
  434. [Luna]
  435. I'm taking my leave, I'll no longer give more
  436.  
  437. [Interlude]
  438. Celestia: Wait, where are you going?
  439. Luna: I'm out! I'm leaving!
  440.  
  441. [Pinkie Pie]
  442. But still I'll hold on to this crown,
  443. My mandate: vanquish every frown,
  444. Music fills the air,
  445. The screams of happy mares,
  446. You pinned the title on my tail,
  447. Dance despite your woes and ails,
  448. When does it end? Never!
  449. The party will last forever!
  450.  
  451. [Interlude]
  452. Pinkie: Partying will continue until morale improves!
  453. Celestia: Pinkie, please! Stop this at once!
  454. Celestia: Pinkie…
  455. Pinkie: Wait! I can change! I can change! Smaller cakes next time! And only half as many balloons!
  456. Celestia: You leave me with no other option! I am sending you to the moon!
  457.  
  458. [Celestia]
  459. It seems I've made a small mistake
  460. I've sent another away
  461.  
  462. [Mane Six Minus One]
  463. You partied harder than anyone would think
  464. Just a little relief
  465.  
  466. But still we'll send you lots of love
  467. On balloons to the stars above
  468.  
  469. [Pinkie Pie]
  470. Don't worry, it's OK
  471. Though we're now miles away
  472. You pinned the title on my tail,
  473. Danced away your woes and ails,
  474. Though the conga line is severed
  475. The party will last…
  476.  
  477. And the pink shall inherit the earth.
  478.  
  479.  
  480. #SISTER HATE (original by The Living Tombstone)
  481. Hello, I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play.
  482. Hello, I'm Rarity and I have to work all day.
  483. So can I work with you and help you a lot?
  484. So sorry, I'm busy, so please keep your mouth shut.
  485. Do you still hate me?
  486. I don't.
  487. Can you play with me?
  488. I can't.
  489. Can we do something right now?
  490. You can.
  491. I can't.
  492. We can.
  493. We can't.
  494. No, Sweetie, what have you done?
  495. I just wanted to have fun...
  496. I don't want to be your sister, just get out of my life.
  497. Hello there, Rarity, I'm with Applejack.
  498. I'm so sorry, but may I have my sister back?
  499. I'm not your sister anymore I have said.
  500. But Sweetie Belle--
  501. No "un-sister" to me your dead.
  502. I promise to be nicer.
  503. I don't believe you lier.
  504. How about we do something else?
  505. Doing what you want yeah right.
  506. How about we race together?
  507. In the Sisterhooves Social?
  508. You can forget that offer, I don't want you anymore.
  509. Racing with Applejack was really fun.
  510. I need to tell I wasn't Applejack all along.
  511. Why were you racing with me?
  512. Tell me why.
  513. Because someone told me that being sisters is like apple pie.
  514. That doesn't make any sense, because I thought you hated me.
  515. Do say those words, Sweetie Belle because I love you and hope that you love me.
  516. If that's true what you said then can you come home and play with me.
  517. I'll agree to that offer your my sister you and...
  518.  
  519.  
  520. #REGGAE FACTORY (original by WoodenToaster)
  521. Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
  522. As the story we knew of sugar and spice
  523. But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
  524. With the help of the magic of the pegasus device
  525.  
  526. Now let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
  527. Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
  528. It's easy to misjudge that floating city
  529. With its alluring decor and social psychology
  530.  
  531. But with all great things comes a great responsibility
  532. That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
  533.  
  534. How, you ask, are they up to the task?
  535. To which the answer is in a simple facility
  536.  
  537. In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
  538. In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through...
  539.  
  540.  
  541. #MAREWAVE, PT. II
  542. Wayward pony go, caught within a stormy sea
  543. Lashed on to this boat, battered by rain
  544. Miles and miles I ride, wherever the wind may mind
  545. The current tugs the strings holding my fate
  546.  
  547. Though the sea may lead us so
  548. We will hold the burning rope
  549. Holding on to what we've learned
  550. As we brave the ocean's spurn
  551. Stars will guide us through the night
  552. Celestia's sun to give you light
  553. Faint the sparkle in twilight
  554. Leading to the edge of mind
  555.  
  556. Never once a moment late
  557. You can surf the tide
  558. Join the crazy ride, the marewave
  559. Searching for the sun's embrace
  560. What you'll finally find
  561. Always deep inside, the marewave
  562.  
  563. Waking to the calm as the world is choked in haze
  564. Silence is the song that the water plays
  565. Here our vessel floats, playing guest to ocean's host
  566. Here forever waits at the end of time
  567.  
  568. As the sea may hold us so
  569. We must hold to our own hope
  570. Faith and trust to keep you warm
  571. Sinking ships oblivion borne
  572. Stars will guide us through the night
  573. Celestia's sun to give you light
  574. Faint the sparkle in twilight
  575. Leading to the edge of mind
  576.  
  577. Never once a moment late
  578. You can surf the tide
  579. Join the crazy ride, the marewave
  580. Searching for the sun's embrace
  581. What you'll finally find
  582. Always deep inside, the marewave
  583.  
  584.  
  585. #CALL UPON THE SEAPONIES (MLP G1 Cover)
  586. Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-Shoo-bee-doo!
  587. Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress,
  588. Helpful-as-can-be ponies, Simply signal "SOS"!
  589. If you find you're cast adrift, and haven't got an oar - oh!
  590. Count upon the Sea Ponies, they'll see you to shore!
  591. Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-Shoo-bee-doo!
  592.  
  593. Are you stuck at sea?
  594. Caught up in a storm?
  595. Wishing you were somewhere else safe and nice and warm?
  596.  
  597. Are you sinking fast?
  598. Had some nasty shocks?
  599. Feeling like all hope is gone, and washed up on the rocks?
  600. Washed up on the rocks!
  601.  
  602. Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-shoo-bee-doo!
  603. Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress,
  604. Helpful-as-can-be ponies, Simply signal "SOS"!
  605. If your rudder runs afoul of seaweed, moss, or kelp (Kelp!)
  606. Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help!
  607. Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
  608. Simply signal SOS, signal SOS!
  609. Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
  610. Simply signal SOS, signal SOS!
  611. Oh, yes!
  612.  
  613.  
  614. #SOLDIER OF APPLES
  615. Here's the deal.
  616. We need to work on speed and mobility if you want to compete in the Ponite.
  617. You've got a real consistent set of back hooves. But the Ponite is totally different.
  618. (Uh huh.)
  619. Bucking a tree one thing, and hitting a moving target's another.
  620. And this moving target is angry. He wants to hurt you.
  621. No one with a working pair of legs is going to let you just spin around and kick them.
  622. So that applebucking move? That's your finisher.
  623. Sounds like I've got a lot of work cut out.
  624. Oh, you got that right.
  625.  
  626. (Instrumental)
  627.  
  628. #AN INTERLINKED SYSTEM OF MARES
  629. (Instrumental)
  630.  
  631. TS: Oh, will you quit it?

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