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[EQG] Homecoming Anon Saturday & Epilogue by FulLR3tarD

By Momo64
Created: 2023-04-22 06:08:43
Updated: 2023-04-23 07:35:15
Expiry: Never

  1. Part 2
  2. Original story by FulLR3tarD
  3.  
  4. Saturday
  5.  
  6.  
  7. >be Anon
  8. >slowly your eyes open
  9. >instinctively reach your hand over to the alarm clock
  10. >but you realize it's not going off
  11.  
  12. >oh right... it's Saturday
  13. >the first thing you feel is your head hurting
  14. >your stomach got a little queasy when you didn't eat before taking the medicine last night
  15. >so you needed to make some breakfast before you took your pills
  16. >because today was not the day to be in any shape other than 100% feel-good mode
  17.  
  18. >but before you do that, you lay exactly where you are, not moving
  19. >almost every other day you had to whip yourself out of bed to not be late for something
  20. >but today you didn't have to move a muscle until you damn well wanted to
  21. >not even a headache will rush you out of bed
  22.  
  23. >the warmth and comfort of your bed was amazing when you had time to truly enjoy it
  24. >so you didn't move a muscle
  25. >except maybe some facial muscles to allow a grin
  26.  
  27. >the air felt lighter and easier to breathe in
  28. >your room didn't smell like garbage or sweaty socks
  29. >the sun outside wasn't too bright
  30. >but it did allow warm colors to seep through the window
  31.  
  32. >tonight was the dance
  33. >and you finally had some time to thoroughly ponder everything that happened during the week
  34. >and what a crazy-ass week it was
  35.  
  36. >you realize that this wasn't the first time you thought that, but the weekdays were over with now
  37. >and for the most part, you ended up on top
  38. >unbeaten by the fates
  39.  
  40. >you felt like the captain of a ship that had gone through the swell of a storm at sea
  41. >and the ship only lost a layer of paint
  42.  
  43.  
  44. >you walked into school on Monday with a few friends and a backup spot on the football team
  45. >and you came home last night with a starting position on the team, some new friends, a pretty girl interested in you
  46. >would you go through the week again if you had the chance?
  47. >probably not; what, with the stress of the drama bullshit around you
  48. >the anger of being lied about in different ways
  49. >and the physical pain of not only being clocked on the jaw, but almost having your head crushed...
  50.  
  51. >but were you glad it happened?
  52. >were you glad it worked out like this?
  53. >hell yes
  54.  
  55. >and speaking of pretty girls...
  56. >you reach over to grab your phone
  57. >for shits and giggles, you made an account on facebook like 4 years ago
  58. >now you only check it about once a month or something
  59. >maybe because people posted the dumbest shit on there
  60. >maybe because social media in general really wasn't your thing
  61.  
  62. >but you decide to check it
  63. >'31 new friends requests'
  64.  
  65. >kek
  66. >you go down the line and basically add everyone
  67. >there's girls and guys you do know, and some you don't
  68. >some didn't even go to your school
  69. >but you add them
  70. >you never get on anyways, so it didn't matter either way
  71.  
  72. >but the last request is from Sunset Shimmer
  73. >you look at her profile to see a picture of her with her friends
  74.  
  75. >and for the first time since Monday, it truly dawns on you how out of your league she is
  76. >you're an alright looking guy, and in shape too; but Sunset is well beyond 'alright'
  77. >pretty hair
  78. >awesome body
  79. >great tits
  80. >fun to be around
  81. >minimal bullshit
  82. >just to name a few
  83.  
  84. >and she likes you
  85.  
  86. "Fuck, man..."
  87.  
  88. >and she's going to the dance with you
  89. >as your date
  90.  
  91.  
  92. >this elicits a soft chuckle out of you
  93.  
  94. >it was one thing to doubt yourself
  95. >it was a completely different notion to be realistic
  96. >and if you were honest, she could soon come to her senses to realize that she's dipping a bit on the food chain to date you
  97.  
  98. >not that there's anything horribly wrong with you
  99. >but she could date anyone she wanted to without the aid of false rumors
  100.  
  101. >and eventually your popularity would dwindle down again
  102. >you'd keep your new friends, but there wouldn't be any hype or school buzz about you
  103.  
  104. >that day would come soon enough, and you would welcome it
  105. >but right now, Sunset liked you
  106. >and after hanging out with her, you admitted that felt the same
  107.  
  108. >no matter what happened in the future, you still had an opportunity tonight to not royally fuck things up with Sunset
  109. >maybe if you can just pull that off, she might want to go on a another date
  110. >or maybe she would just want to be friends afterwards
  111.  
  112. >and even if she just wanted to be friends, you could be okay with that too
  113. >even if you'd rather it stay romantic between you two
  114.  
  115. >if she invited you in after the dance, you wouldn't puss out on making a move
  116. >if she declined your advances, you would take your losses and walk home knowing that you didn't bitch out on trying
  117.  
  118. >and if the night ended with you on the outside of her door,
  119. >you'd say
  120. "Good night; I've had a very lovely evening."
  121. >walk away from the door, go home,
  122. >jerk off
  123. >and go to sleep
  124.  
  125. >this is your plan
  126. >a simple one; to the point
  127. >ready for success; ready for failure
  128. >just your style
  129.  
  130.  
  131. >you get out of bed and immediately go to the kitchen
  132. >you get out some pancake mix and make yourself some pancakes
  133. >one of the few things you actually could cook
  134.  
  135. >Mom always said that a good breakfast started a good day
  136. >and while that wasn't necessarily true, it didn't hurt your chances either
  137. >while making breakfast, you remembered something
  138. "Aren't people supposed to go to dinner before the dance?"
  139.  
  140. >a momentary wave of panic goes over your body
  141. >what if you are, and you can't get reservations in time?
  142. >what if you screwed up before the 'date' even started?
  143.  
  144. >whip out your phone and text Flash
  145.  
  146. [Ay Flash, don't people go to dinner together before the dance?]
  147. >[No, Anon, we all fly to the moon and back.]
  148. [Fuck yourself. I haven't been to one of these before, remember?]
  149. >[Hahaha, yeah bro. Try to get some nice reservations.]
  150.  
  151. >the pancakes made, you eat your breakfast at the table while you look up some decent restaurants in town
  152. >you make a list of places to call in Canterlot, then begin calling for reservations
  153.  
  154. [Yeah, is this the Omni?]
  155. >[Yes sir, how may I help you?]
  156. [I'd like a reservation for 2, tonight at 7.]
  157. >[I'm sorry sir, but we're all booked for tonight. It's Canterlot's homecoming night.]
  158.  
  159. >sigh
  160. [Yes, I'm aware. Thank you.]
  161. >hang up
  162. >bite of pancake
  163.  
  164.  
  165. >dial another number
  166.  
  167. >[Hello, thank you for calling Chateau Marmont. Would you like to make a reservation?]
  168. [Yes I would. 2 for tonight at 7.]
  169. >[Oh, I'm sorry sir, we're all booked for tonight.]
  170. [Okay, thanks.]
  171.  
  172. >you called two other decent places and got the same answer for both
  173. "Dammit..."
  174.  
  175. >you might as well cancel on Sunset if the only option is fast food
  176. >no way you're getting laid from buying her a cheeseburger
  177.  
  178. >fuck
  179. >today is already cockblocking you and you haven't even seen Sunset yet
  180. >your mind pictures her disappointment and her shoulders drooping as you tell her that you forgot to find a place for dinner
  181.  
  182. >as nice as she is, she probably wouldn't even complain about it
  183. >which would make you feel even worse
  184. >you can't let that happen
  185. >fuck, again
  186.  
  187. "Gotta think of something, Anon."
  188.  
  189. >you brainstorm as you shove some more pancake into your mouth
  190. >there's got to be a way around this
  191.  
  192. >after a few too many uncomfortable minutes
  193. >an idea hits your head
  194. >your expression brightens
  195. >you find the number and dial it in
  196.  
  197. >someone finally picks up
  198. >[Hello?]
  199. [Hey... hey Johnny, is that you?]
  200. >[Who is this?]
  201. [It's Anon!]
  202. >[Anon?? Hey man, how ya doing!? How's Canterlot treating you?]
  203. [Pretty good across the board, brother. Listen, I was wondering if you could pull some strings for me...]
  204.  
  205.  
  206. >be Sunset
  207.  
  208. >you wake up in a weird position feeling groggy
  209. >sheets all about your bed
  210. >you are laying belly down and you can feel your phone underneath you
  211. >must have fallen asleep while still using it
  212.  
  213. >you pull it out from underneath you to check the time
  214. <SAT - 10:32 am>
  215.  
  216. >a smile creeps onto your face when you read Saturday from your phone
  217. >today was the day that made that somewhat awkward moment during school yesterday all worth it
  218. >as you remember it, you can still feel the nerves you felt yesterday when you told him about your feelings
  219. >but you also feel the happiness from when he agreed to go out with you
  220. >and as if it couldn't get better
  221. >you remember the elation you felt when you two were crowned king and queen
  222.  
  223. >you imagined what the dance would be like tonight
  224. >walking in together, dancing with him, talking... maybe even leaving together
  225.  
  226. >the thought made you giddy, but you needed to save your energy for the dance so that you weren't totally wiped out when the dance started
  227. >but another thought entered your mind as well
  228.  
  229. >he would, of course, dance with other girls, and that alone didn't make you jealous
  230. >but the thought of him going home with another girl quickly removed the smile you had
  231. >and he could very well do that, too
  232. >your ears worked fine when you heard girls talk about him during the week at school
  233. >and though you didn't want to think about it,
  234.  
  235. >you might have some competition tonight
  236. >and it wasn't something you wanted to compete for
  237.  
  238.  
  239. >it's not like he was chained to you
  240. >because you two weren't in a relationship
  241. >he just agreed to try going out with you
  242.  
  243. >your mind pictured you two having a blast at the dance, calling it quits, and you two laughing together on the way home
  244.  
  245. >then your mind pictured you driving your car home after the dance, and no one in the passenger seat
  246. >and as much as you didn't want to think about that
  247. >you needed to prepare yourself in case that happened
  248.  
  249. >but you wouldn't let that thought ruin your day
  250. >or night
  251.  
  252. >and you can't obsess over what might go wrong, either
  253. >so far, he's put in effort to be with you,
  254. >at first he dropped hanging out with Big Mac to hang out with you
  255. >and then going one step further beyond his comfort zone to go to this dance with you
  256.  
  257. >you put this into perspective and start feeling better
  258.  
  259. >you hop in the shower and let the anxiety wash off of your body
  260. >as you get out, you feel your stomach rumble
  261.  
  262. >get some breakfast and watch TV
  263. >then your mind thinks of something as you're eating
  264.  
  265. >what are you doing for dinner tonight?
  266. >Anon probably forgot, and even if he didn't it was probably too late to get reservations
  267. >and what time should you be at his house to pick him up?
  268.  
  269. >after eating you call Anon
  270.  
  271.  
  272.  
  273. >be Anon
  274.  
  275. >15 minutes after your last call ended
  276. >phone rings again
  277.  
  278. [Hello?]
  279. >[Anon, it's Sunset.]
  280. [What's up, Sunny?]
  281. >[Listen, I just wanted you to know that you don't have to try to get reservations for dinner. We can just have something at my place.]
  282.  
  283. >you hold in a prideful laugh
  284. [No need. I got us something.]
  285.  
  286. >she is silent for a second
  287. >[Wha... really? How? Where did you get a reservation this late?]
  288.  
  289. >ever proud of yourself, you try not to be smug
  290.  
  291. [It's a surprise.]
  292.  
  293. >on Sunset's end, she has a coy smile
  294. >[I like surprises, Anon.]
  295. [I think you'll like this surprise.]
  296. >[Okay, what time do you want me to be over?]
  297. [No, I'll go to your place. I'll be there around 6. That okay with you?]
  298. >[Yeah, that's perfect.]
  299. [Sweet, I'll see you then.]
  300.  
  301. >you hang up
  302.  
  303. >if she had called 30 minutes earlier, you might have been super embarrassed, shamefully thinking of an excuse as to why she would have to cook dinner tonight
  304.  
  305. >but thankfully, you knocked that one out of the park just in time
  306.  
  307. >you reward yourself by moving your plate to the couch, putting your feet up on the coffee table and enjoying the rest of your pancakes with the company of some cartoons
  308.  
  309. >you might get a little nervous as the time got closer to leave, but for now,
  310. >you were going to chill for a while, soaking up the sweet feeling of victory after you blew away the day's first obstacle
  311.  
  312. >you got out a few painkillers and took them down with some milk
  313. >soon, your non-headache would make you ready for the day
  314.  
  315.  
  316. >be Sunset
  317.  
  318. >as Anon hung up the phone, you put yours down
  319. >the smile you had earlier reappeared
  320. >he thought ahead and found somewhere to have dinner with you
  321.  
  322. >maybe you were a little paranoid when you got up this morning
  323. >there is no reason to freak out
  324. >you're going on a dinner date with him before the dance
  325. >and then you would show up to the dance together
  326. >and you would have the king/queen dance together, if not more dances afterwards
  327.  
  328. >no, tonight would be amazing
  329.  
  330. >he would be wearing a suit
  331. >you realize you had never seen him in a suit, or even 'cleaned up'
  332.  
  333. >your mind imagined what that would look like
  334. >as the picture was made in your mind, you cross your legs and feel some heat on your cheeks
  335.  
  336. >but the feelings quickly goes away when you realize you don't know what dress you're wearing tonight..
  337. "Crap..."
  338.  
  339. >you finish your breakfast and immediately go to your closet
  340. >as you look at the dresses you own, you start going through them one by one
  341. >and for some reason, none so far are appealing
  342. "No, no, definitely not, no way, no..."
  343. >you see the last one and an evil grin shows itself
  344.  
  345. "... oh yesssss."
  346.  
  347. >and just like that, you weren't worried about anything at all
  348.  
  349.  
  350.  
  351. >the folly of cartoons end and pancakes in your belly
  352. >you turn off the TV
  353. >chill time was temporarily over
  354. >you needed to get some chores done before the fun happened tonight
  355. >dishes, laundry, get your (only) suit ready, work out, shower, etc
  356.  
  357. >you figure you'd start with the laundry, and do some push ups in between washing and drying
  358. >two birds with one stone, or whatever
  359. >after you get your clothes in the washer, you decide that you would do a few more reps than normal, but not max reps
  360.  
  361. >because fuck being sore showing up to your first dance
  362. >a few droplets of sweat with a few breaks later, the washing cycle is done
  363. >you put the clothes into the dryer, set to high
  364.  
  365. >you could stop working out completely and just watch more TV
  366. >or you can work out a bit more
  367. >you decide to do both
  368.  
  369. >...mostly TV, though
  370. >you're mostly worried about being too tired to dance later in the night
  371.  
  372. >however, after thinking, it's not like you're going to be good at dancing or anything...
  373. >you've never been to a dance in your life
  374. >but still, you save your energy
  375.  
  376. >after an hour, the dryer finishes and you begin to fold the clothes while putting them up
  377. >as this process finishes, you grant yourself some time before you wash the dishes
  378.  
  379. >as soon as you sit down, you hear a knock at your door
  380. >who the hell is at your house right now?
  381.  
  382. >neither Mom nor Dad would be home this weekend
  383. >unless something happened...?
  384. >no, they would call if they were coming home early...
  385.  
  386. >the knocking was loud and irritating; seemingly relentless
  387. >repeating before even five seconds go by
  388.  
  389. >you swear if it's the evangelists again...
  390.  
  391. >you open the door
  392. "Look I told you guys..."
  393.  
  394. >you look to see who it is
  395.  
  396. >"..."
  397. >but it isn't the preacher again...
  398.  
  399. "Rainbow??"
  400.  
  401.  
  402.  
  403. >instead of her being predatory after what happened during the week..
  404. >she looks a little nervous,
  405.  
  406. >"Hey."
  407.  
  408. "..."
  409. >"..."
  410. "Um, what are you doing here?"
  411.  
  412. >"I, uh..."
  413. >she's looking all around except towards your eyes
  414.  
  415. "..."
  416. >"You can drive stick, right!?" she practically shouts, causing you to take a step back
  417.  
  418. >you take a second to think of why she would ask such an off the wall question
  419. "Quit fucking shouting! Yes, I can. Why would you ask that?"
  420.  
  421. >"Sorry, I, uh, didn't meant to yell. Like, what did you drive?"
  422. "My uncle owns an old manual and he taught me how to drive it when I was 13."
  423.  
  424. >Rainbow draws a circle on the ground with her shoe
  425. >it looks like she's thinking of something...
  426. >like she might be making a decision on the spot...
  427.  
  428. "Rainbow if you think that I want anothe.."
  429. >before you finish, she cuts you off
  430.  
  431. >"Here."
  432.  
  433. >she hands you a set of keys
  434. >you slowly take them into your own hand
  435.  
  436. >you look at this; still no idea of what's going on
  437.  
  438. "A set of keys?"
  439. >"Yeah."
  440.  
  441. "..."
  442. >"..."
  443.  
  444. "The hell is going on??"
  445.  
  446. >finally, she makes eye contact
  447.  
  448. >"Look, I messed up this week. I messed up real damn bad, okay? I know I've said sorry a ton, but I didn't know how badly I screwed up until I got home on Wednesday. I know this isn't good enough to say that we're even... but... it's a start."
  449.  
  450. >you look at the keys again
  451. "Uh, okay... but what are these even for?"
  452.  
  453. >she smiles at you
  454. >"I thought you could use some wheels for tonight."
  455.  
  456.  
  457.  
  458. "Thanks Dash, but you really don't have to do this. Sunset already has a car..."
  459.  
  460. >she waves a hand
  461. >"I know. But after what happened and how you... handled it... I want you to have this for tonight. Don't crash it though, because I'd have to pay for the damages."
  462.  
  463. "Wait, really?? Are you sure you want to do this, then??"
  464. >she smiles again
  465. "Positive."
  466.  
  467. >you take a gander at the keys once more
  468. >Rainbow really was sorry, wasn't she?
  469.  
  470. "Dash, I really don't know what to.."
  471. >"There's another reason why I'm doing this, too."
  472.  
  473. >oh boy
  474. >here we go
  475. >here is the catch
  476. >she wants something in return
  477.  
  478. >"I probably shouldn't say anything... but a blind man could see that Sunset likes you, and she's my friend. I was really... um, not loyal.. to some my friends this week. I can't do a lot about that to those friends except earn that trust back in time. But if you picking up Sunset in a cool car makes homecoming better for you and her, then..."
  479.  
  480. "..."
  481.  
  482. >"... then maybe I can do something right this week after all."
  483.  
  484. >you're totally surprised
  485. >from your experience, Dash was about as dense as a brick
  486. >and totally a cunt
  487. >but apparently... she can actually be really nice and thoughtful
  488. >you're in disbelief
  489.  
  490. "Dash... this is really nice of you."
  491. >you chuckle
  492. "Maybe you're not a cunt after all."
  493.  
  494. >she quietly laughs back
  495. >"I'm working on it. One more thing; there are two CD's in the car. First one is for you; second is for when Sunset is in the car with you."
  496. "Um, okay..."
  497.  
  498. "I need it back tomorrow, by the way. I'll see you tonight, Anon. Have fun!"
  499.  
  500. >she leaves your doorway and walks off
  501. >you stand there in awe
  502.  
  503. >if this is how Dash really was, then she was definitely not a cunt
  504. >maybe she could be your friend after all
  505. >you stood motionless at behind the doorway for at least a minute; pondering and thinking about what had just occurred
  506.  
  507. >then you realize that you don't even know what type of car it is
  508. >as you take a step outside, you look towards your driveway...
  509.  
  510.  
  511.  
  512. >as soon as your eyes made contact with the vehicle, your knees buckled
  513. >you grab the porch railing stop yourself from falling
  514. [pic]
  515.  
  516. "HOLY SHIT!"
  517.  
  518. >it was an old muscle car; a Camaro
  519. >you weren't even a car guy, but looked so amazing
  520.  
  521. >you're not 100% positive, but you might have just came in your pants
  522. >but it didn't matter
  523. >for one night, you had the sickest ride
  524.  
  525. >you stand upright, letting go of the railing and try to walk over to the beast
  526. >it takes longer than you wanted, due to your newborn giraffe legs
  527. >you unlock the driver door and flop yourself in
  528. >all black leather seats, black interior, after-market 5 speed manual transmission, and two CD's sitting on the passenger seat
  529. >one said 'you' while the other said 'her'
  530.  
  531. >and on top of the dashboard, there is a pair of silver-lens reflective Aviators
  532.  
  533. >you close your eyes as you try not to ejaculate
  534. >because this is miles cooler than any other car you've ever been in
  535. >let alone any car you got to drive
  536.  
  537. >to soak in the feeling, you just sit in the seat for a while, doing nothing
  538. >you needed to make sure you remember this
  539. >because if amazing could be measured out of 1-10, today just got turned up to 11
  540. >but soon you feel as though your body is ready
  541. >you have to drive this thing
  542.  
  543. >put the shades on you
  544.  
  545. >your hand shakes as you put the key in the ignition
  546. >as you turn the key, the monster roars alive
  547. >the engine lets out an arrhythmic chug as it idles
  548. >you involuntarily let out a contained moan of pleasure
  549.  
  550. >put it in reverse and let the car roll out of the driveway
  551. >you get onto the quiet neighborhood rood
  552. >shifting to 1st, you accidentally stall the car...
  553.  
  554. "Shit."
  555.  
  556.  
  557. >you look behind you; no cars
  558. >good
  559. >start the car again
  560. "I got this. I can do this."
  561. >in neutral, you rev the engine to high RPM
  562. >it feels like Thor himself granted power to this beast
  563.  
  564. >shift into 1st again, and start slowly rolling
  565. >going slow, you practice shifting gears with this car, and it shifts so smoothly
  566. >you remember listening to your uncle as he taught you how to drive manual, all those years ago
  567. >when this was all over, you'd give him a call and thank him for that
  568.  
  569. >after a few spins around the neighborhood, you feel ready to hit some real road
  570. >you look down at the CD's and put the one labelled 'you' into the player
  571. >you're pretty sure this didn't originally come with a CD player, but whatever
  572.  
  573.  
  574. >song plays
  575. >turn up the volume loud, for effect
  576.  
  577. >you get to the stop sign at the end of your neighborhood and a big fucking smile appears on your face
  578. >all this time of not having a car
  579. >all the miles you walked
  580. >if that was the price for this car to be used for one day,
  581.  
  582. >totally worth it
  583.  
  584. >also
  585. >how did Rainbow know the perfect fucking song for this??
  586.  
  587. >it's time to really drive this thing
  588. >as you get onto the road, you spin the tires a little to get going
  589. >you get to the speed limit, and continue to speed up
  590. >nothing too fast, but enough to show off
  591.  
  592. >the sun is shining, breezes of wind fly by your face as you roll down the windows
  593. >the cool autumn air acts as your air conditioning
  594. >people walking about on the sidewalks occasionally smile, some of they guys shout compliments about your ride
  595.  
  596. >couple of girls from school see you in the ride, grinning from ear to ear
  597. >you see Derpy as she waves "Hi Anon!"
  598. >you wave back
  599.  
  600. >you see Rainbow jogging on the sidewalk up ahead past the next stop sign,
  601. >as your turn to go comes around, you spin the tires again and fly by her
  602. >sticking your head out of the window you scream
  603. "DANAGER ZOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!"
  604.  
  605. >you don't see it, but she smiles, happy that you're having fun
  606.  
  607.  
  608. >it's a beautiful day, and you feel like driving by the beach
  609. >but first...
  610.  
  611. >you make a right at the next red light, heading towards the road you really want to use
  612. >the infamous Canterlot Express
  613. >you use the ramp to get onto the expressway, and finally see the sign you've wanted to see since you saw this car
  614. [pic]
  615.  
  616. >as the next song plays, something happens
  617. >you can feel a connection with the song, yourself, and the car
  618. >you're in control
  619. >and it's time to test this sweet car out
  620.  
  621. >as soon as you see the sign, you shift down to accelerate
  622. >you look at the speedometer
  623. "Let's see what you can do, motherfucker."
  624.  
  625. >half of your dreams as a kid were about to be fulfilled in the next few minutes
  626. >get into the fast lane and floor the pedal
  627. >as you pass 60 mph, the car hits a sweet spot and you shift to 4th gear
  628. >you're passing cars left and right, most not on the road for the same purpose you are
  629. >you hit 80 mph and the handling becomes a little more touchy
  630. >you've never gone this fast in your life
  631. >you ease your foot off of the acceleration, fearful of going too much faster before you get used to this speed
  632. >about this time, you see a Corvette behind you
  633. >he pulls into the lane beside you
  634.  
  635. >it's an older guy, probably around 35 or so
  636. >he gives you a thumbs up out of his window and then a head nod
  637. >you know what he wants; he wants to race
  638. >you shakily swivel your head to say no
  639.  
  640. >he gives you a weird look
  641. >then flips you off; proceeding to speed away
  642.  
  643. >in about .5 seconds, you think to yourself
  644. >you could die if you chase him
  645. >you had driven manual before and gone fast as well in another car
  646. >but racing a sports car was insane, right?
  647.  
  648.  
  649. >time slows for you
  650.  
  651. >your mind only goes through your chances of dying
  652. >at the speeds your going, it wouldn't be pretty
  653. >and since you don't drive everyday, the chances are high
  654. >but you feel something happening to you
  655. >as the last song starts to end,
  656. >you feel the car, asking; begging you to go faster
  657. >to push it on what might be it's top speed
  658. >you think of when you were little watching those car races
  659. >wishing you were one of those drivers
  660. >feeling the road beneath you as your car flew past the other racers
  661.  
  662. >and now you had your chance to make that real
  663. >and what bigger adrenaline rush is there than an illegal road race?
  664.  
  665. >your mind interrupts
  666. >asking you very relevant questions
  667.  
  668. >like, what if you died before seeing Sunset tonight?
  669. >what if your concussion caused you to black out in the middle of this race?
  670. >even if you didn't die...
  671.  
  672. >what if you crashed the car and had to pay back Rainbow for years on end?
  673. >what if you got seriously injured and couldn't play football, or even worse, couldn't walk again?
  674. >your mind plays a scenario where the girls who thought you were hot suddenly weren't interested in you anymore because you're in a wheelchair
  675.  
  676. >but then...
  677. >a different sector of your mind answers back with 'then fuck them'
  678. >you start to feel different
  679. >as if every part of your mind that is concerned with safety suddenly is quiet
  680. >it begs the question to you
  681.  
  682. >how badly do you want this?
  683.  
  684. >you feel the car at a lower RPM, the sound alone almost begging you to go faster
  685. >as if it needs it
  686. >it needs you to do this
  687.  
  688.  
  689. >your body quits reacting to your mind for a second
  690. >and suddenly you feel as though if it really came down to you dying from racing this asshole
  691. >you would at least die with your balls
  692. >and if you had to go, dying in flames with huge fucking balls was the way to go
  693.  
  694.  
  695.  
  696. >the next song starts, and as if something else other than your logical mind controls you
  697. >you hear the the line
  698.  
  699. Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash
  700.  
  701. >and that's all you need to hear
  702. >you scream out
  703.  
  704. "NAH, FUCK THIS GUY"
  705.  
  706. >you feel so out of character
  707. >and it feels so good
  708.  
  709. >the music once again fuels your testosterone
  710. >you slam on the acceleration
  711. >the engine roars like a monster in a cave, thankful that you let it loose
  712.  
  713. >the force alone puts your head back on the seat
  714. >there's one car ahead of you in your lane
  715. >you switch lanes to pass him
  716.  
  717. >still in 4th, you gain speed and look for the 'vette
  718. >turns out he didn't go far
  719. >you bob and weave through traffic, not slowing down, but rather continually speeding up
  720.  
  721. >as you near the car, you look over, momentarily pulling up your shades off of your nose
  722. >as he sees you, you blow a kiss towards him, and flip him off afterwards
  723. >pull your shades back onto your nose
  724. >then once again slam on the gas
  725.  
  726. >you're in the zone and one with the speed machine
  727. >as you don't let off of the pedal, your speed gets close to hitting past 85
  728. >it doesn't hit you how huge these gears are until you realize you're still in 4th
  729. >you look in the rear-view and see the Corvette close behind you
  730. >it seems to have no problem keeping up
  731. >you shift into 5th
  732. >the G-force for the high speed keeps your back firmly onto the seat
  733. >and the car starts to feel lighter on the ground
  734.  
  735.  
  736. >as you see the 'vette driver looking pissed off, something else happens
  737.  
  738. >you feel something taking over your mind
  739. >pure instincts tell you to fuck off with your 'chances' bullshit
  740. >your eyes focus on the road
  741. >your heart rate jumps
  742. >you feel droplets of sweat comes down your head
  743. >as well as your hands and feet got sweaty
  744.  
  745. (mom's spaghetti)
  746.  
  747. >you look up to see a sign
  748. >'Beachfront BLVD - 10 miles'
  749. >you got 10 miles before you have to exit the express
  750.  
  751. >your opponent pulls up behind you, obviously possesing the power to keep up
  752. >your option is to go faster
  753. >up ahead there's some cars in all lanes
  754.  
  755. >you pull into another lane where one car is going faster than the rest
  756. >the other guy sees what you're doing and gets behing you
  757. >the other cars aren't going nearly as fast as you are, so you slow down and shift back to 4th
  758. >as the Vette is trapped from going any faster, you let off of the gas and pump the brakes, making him slow down a bit
  759.  
  760. >as you have enough clearance to pass the cars, you do so
  761. >the beast roars as you gas it up again, putting vibrations into your seat
  762. >the chase continues and you feel as if your heart is sweating
  763.  
  764. >this is easily the craziest thing you've ever done in your life
  765.  
  766.  
  767. >you floor the gas again with no traffic ahead of you, soon shifting back to 5th
  768. >the music keeps your foot from letting off of the acceleration
  769.  
  770. >there is a primal feeling of achievement from doing this
  771. >like there was no other way to achieve this
  772.  
  773. >the other guy finally gets past the traffic and slowly catches up to you
  774. >you see a sign that says 'Beachfront BLVD - 5 miles'
  775. >your time is limited, but you want to leave this guy in the dust
  776.  
  777. >the chase continues, but there is more traffic up ahead in the distance
  778. >but since you two are practically flying, it approaches faster than you thought it would
  779. >you switch lanes again to the far left, closest to the grass off of the road
  780. >the Corvette gets next to you, and the guy looks even more pissed
  781. >in fact, he looks insane
  782.  
  783. >then you see what he's trying to do
  784. >he slowly starts to merge into your lane, with you still in it
  785.  
  786. >he's trying to shove you off of the road
  787. >the slower cars ahead of you are almost right in front of you now
  788.  
  789. >then he quickly swerves towards your lane
  790. >you see this happening, and your heart starts to sweat
  791. >this guy has lost his fucking mind
  792.  
  793. >instincts still controlling you, you hit the brakes and grip the wheel as if your life depends on it
  794. >his excessive force to get you off of the road mixed with not actually hitting you, causes him to fishtail in order to not fly off of the road
  795. >you gain some speed back and switch to the farthest other lane, staying away from him
  796.  
  797. >this wasn't a fucking joke anymore
  798. >he had road rage that could fucking end your life
  799.  
  800. >you bit off a little more than you could chew this time
  801. >your lane is open to pass the other traffic as you put some distance between yourself and the goddamn maniac
  802.  
  803.  
  804. >you see a sign on the road 'Beachfront BLVD - 1 mile'
  805.  
  806. >you pass the cars and get into the far lane again, ready to exit
  807. >up ahead in the far distance, you see the exit
  808. >you slam the gas again, wanting out of the expressway
  809. >all you wanted to do was race a little
  810.  
  811. >but this crazy bastard is trying to kill you now; and you want no part of that
  812. >it's not a race anymore, you're driving for your life now
  813.  
  814. >you see the other guy coming up again
  815. >he's really flooring it
  816. >but an idea hits your head
  817.  
  818. >if you make it known that you're about to exit, he'll follow
  819. >but if you exit at the last minute, he'll be going too fast to continue the chase outside of the express
  820.  
  821. >he gets in the lane beside you and is gaining speed still
  822. >the exit lane starts, but you don't move into it yet
  823. >as you see the end of the exit lane coming up, you ready yourself to get onto it in the last second
  824.  
  825. >the Corvette start merging towards you lane again
  826. >the guy looks like he's ready to murder you
  827. >you feel your heart beating out of your chest
  828. >your hands are so sweaty that the stick momentarily slips from your hands' grip
  829. >your eyes wide with fear
  830.  
  831. >he's actually trying to do this shit
  832.  
  833. >you only have a few seconds before it's too late to exit, but you have to make sure he can't follow you
  834.  
  835. >the seconds feel like hours as the end of the exit ramp flies towards you
  836. >you just want to live...
  837.  
  838. >inches away from him touching the car, you swerve into the exit lane and start getting off of the expressway
  839.  
  840. >realizing it's over,
  841. >you scream at the top of your lungs out of the window
  842.  
  843. "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
  844.  
  845. >and proceed to flip him off again
  846.  
  847. >as he sees you do this, the concrete barrier begins again and it's too late for him to follow you
  848.  
  849.  
  850.  
  851. >as you're on the ramp off of the expressway, you see a grocery store and pull into the parking lot
  852. >your heart is still beating out of your chest
  853. >hands are shaking now
  854. >drops of sweat pour from your body
  855. >the adrenaline is just now starting to wear off
  856.  
  857. >new song plays
  858.  
  859. >you park in the back of the parking lot and turn the car off
  860. >the music still continues
  861.  
  862. "Holy... fucking... shit."
  863.  
  864. >you almost died back there
  865. >and you had no interest in ever racing
  866. >ever again
  867.  
  868. >seriously, fuck that guy
  869. >what kind of asshole tries to kill someone in a road race??
  870.  
  871. >even racing video games seemed like a bad idea now
  872.  
  873. >you catch your breath and try to control your thought process
  874.  
  875. >but the cute little chiptune song somehow lightens the mood
  876. >you can't help but bob your head a little to the tune
  877.  
  878. >even though that was scary as shit
  879. >you're still perfectly fine
  880. >the car was untouched
  881. >and you had the rest of the day to look forward to
  882.  
  883. >you thought about just going home
  884. >but after a few minutes of rest, you remember that you were already close to the beach
  885.  
  886. >might as well show off the ride to some more strangers
  887. >hopefully some hot bikini-clad girls in the mix
  888.  
  889. >but the first thing you do before you move is pull out your phone..
  890.  
  891.  
  892. >be Sunset
  893.  
  894. >you have a laptop in your room that you usually do homework on
  895. >you rarely use the portable computer for anything other than school and facebook
  896.  
  897. >but today your browser is on YouTube, looking up dance tutorials
  898. >your knowledge of dancing is limited, and as a girl, that's generally unacceptable
  899.  
  900. >guys usually get more slack when it comes to these matters
  901. >but girls are supposed to be graceful and majestic with their dancing
  902. >and if your movements are awkward, Anon might be more inclined to find another dance partner more often than not
  903.  
  904. >you think about if he will be a good dancer
  905. >and with your limited knowledge of his past, you have no idea
  906. >but he seems to be full of surprises
  907. >and it wouldn't surprise you at all if he's liquid on the dance floor
  908.  
  909. >and that would make you look even worse if you're awful at some of these new dances
  910.  
  911. >so in front of your laptop, you look at the video trying to copy what the dance instructor is doing
  912. >as you make a misstep, you curse out loud
  913. "Dammit!"
  914.  
  915. >your cursing was minimal in life, with the exception of when you were really peeved
  916. >and currently, these dance moves were making you peeved
  917.  
  918. >you pause the video and take a break
  919. >as you get some water to drink, you think of what Anon might be doing right now
  920.  
  921. >your soft laugh escapes your throat as you imagine him sitting on his couch watching TV
  922. "He's probably chilling out right now, not a care in the world..."
  923.  
  924. >after your drink, you unpause the video, back to learning this new... extremely difficult... dance
  925.  
  926.  
  927. >be Anon
  928.  
  929. >put the phone to your ear
  930.  
  931. >[Hello?]
  932. [Flash? You wouldn't believe what just happened!]
  933. >[What happened?]
  934. [Look, I can't tell you right now. Where are you at?]
  935. >[My house? The hell happened man? Are you okay?]
  936. [No, I'm fine. Look, stay at your place. I'll be there in about 45 minutes, alright? I'll tell you all about it when I get there.]
  937.  
  938. >[Uhh, okay, but I have to leave kind of early for the dance so I can't hang for too long.]
  939.  
  940. >the hell is he doing leaving for the dance... early?
  941. >aren't you supposed to show up a little late for these things?
  942. >whatever
  943.  
  944. [No problem. See you soon.]
  945.  
  946. >hang up the phone
  947.  
  948. >start the car up again and head towards the beach
  949.  
  950.  
  951. >as you approach the stop sign on the small road, you burn out, sliding onto the road connected to the strip of the beach
  952. >as you finish the turn, you start looking at the shitty cheap shops on the left and right of the streets
  953. >you turn the music back on and the next song plays
  954.  
  955. >as you hear the new song, you recognize what the cover is
  956. >not only did the game kick ass
  957. >but this cover kicked ass too
  958.  
  959. >the song itself made you feel like this entire experience... the whole week was a fantasy
  960. >but after pinching the shit out of your arm, you were sure that this was in fact.. real life
  961. >and after all the shit going down during the week, you felt like you had earned this
  962.  
  963. >slowing down to obey the speed limit, you see some people walking on the sidewalks again
  964. >again, people see your ride and immediately give you positive feedback
  965.  
  966. >one chick even flashed you
  967.  
  968. >maybe it was the car the elicited the girls' responses
  969. >maybe it was the shades that somewhat hid your age
  970. >either way, shit felt good
  971.  
  972. >soon you would get to the motels, then the hotels, less shitty shops, then resorts
  973. >and then the process would reverse all the way back to more shitty shops
  974.  
  975. >but it felt nice
  976. >you had been here many times, even staying at the hotels with your parents during a few of the family vacations you took when you didn't live in Canterlot
  977. >some might say you knew the area pretty well
  978.  
  979. >you would agree with these people
  980. >as more people were on the sidewalks, you shifted to neutral to rev the engine again, waiting for the cheers of the drunken college students
  981.  
  982. >the wind through the windows
  983. >the sunlight hitting your shades
  984. >palm trees near the beach
  985. >and tan babes walking around with scarce clothes on
  986.  
  987. >yeah, this place was alright
  988.  
  989.  
  990. >back at the main part of Canterlot, you drive towards Flash's place
  991. >you had been there a few times to hang out
  992. >and been to the house party he had when his parents were out of town
  993.  
  994. >too bad the 'party' sucked, but still...
  995. >you park the car on the street and walk up to the door
  996. >before you knock, you hear some rock music being played inside the house
  997.  
  998. >knock on the door
  999. >ring the doorbell
  1000.  
  1001. >in a few seconds, he opens the door
  1002. >"Hey Anon, what's up?"
  1003. "A good bit actually. You ready?"
  1004.  
  1005. >he looks at you funny
  1006. >"Ready for what?"
  1007. >you motion for him to come out of the house
  1008.  
  1009. "Come on, we're taking a ride."
  1010. >"To where, and with what? You don't have a car..."
  1011.  
  1012. >your cheesy grin reappears
  1013. "I do today."
  1014.  
  1015. >he closes the door and walks outside
  1016. >you get back to the Camaro
  1017.  
  1018. >he sees this
  1019. >"C'mon, man. Quit playing around; that's not your car."
  1020.  
  1021. >then you pull out the key and open the door
  1022. >again, he sees this happen
  1023. >"NO FUCKING WAY, ANON!!"
  1024.  
  1025. >you share his excitement
  1026.  
  1027. "YEAH FUCKING WAY, MAN."
  1028. >he grabs his own hair in excitement
  1029. >"WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??"
  1030.  
  1031. "Rainbow let me borrow it; I think it's her dad's or something. I got it until tomorrow."
  1032. >you get in and unlock the passenger door
  1033. >Flash flies in the car, giddy from excitement
  1034.  
  1035. >as you both get in and put on the seatbelts, Flash looks at you like he's desperate for something
  1036.  
  1037. >"Please... please start the engine."
  1038. >you do so, and rev the engine a little while still in neutral
  1039.  
  1040. >Flash looks like he's having an orgasm
  1041. >and you can't even blame him
  1042.  
  1043. >"oh my god, that's so good..."
  1044.  
  1045. "Where should we go??"
  1046. >he thinks for a minute
  1047. >then you can almost see the lightbulb go off on top of his head
  1048. >he sports an evil grin
  1049.  
  1050. >"Canterlot University."
  1051.  
  1052.  
  1053.  
  1054. "...and I barely got off of the expressway before he could keep following me! That crazy bastard almost killed me, twice!"
  1055. >"Shit, man. That's insane. Glad you're alright now though; plus at least you didn't damage this beauty of a car!"
  1056.  
  1057. "You're telling me."
  1058. >there's a pause between you two
  1059. >Flash seems to be on a mission
  1060.  
  1061. >you're more or less just glad to be alive after the ordeal, as reality has completely sunk in how badly that 'race' could have ended
  1062. >and in comparison, everything else just seems less important
  1063. >apparently everything gets put into perspective when you see your life flash before your eyes
  1064. >you felt chill as an ice cube, just cruising around with your friend, trying to aid him in his fantasy of picking up a college girl
  1065.  
  1066. >which for both you and Flash, it was exactly that
  1067. >a fantasy
  1068. >in your mind, neither of you had enough game to pull something like that
  1069. >but you would have fun seeing him try
  1070.  
  1071. "Hey what's the secret you were going to tell me about?"
  1072. >he looks over, a little nervous on the subject
  1073. >"Oh, I can't tell you. You'll find out at the dance."
  1074.  
  1075. "Really dude? You still can't tell me what it is?"
  1076. >he shakes his head
  1077. >"Nope. It would ruin the surprise.."
  1078.  
  1079. >you look at him, thinking he's playing this secret up to be more than what it is
  1080. "Does it have to do with Rainbow?"
  1081. >he hears what you say and mulls it over
  1082. >"No, not really. I mean, she's involved, but she's not the secret.."
  1083.  
  1084. >as you try to process what that could mean, you decide to drop it
  1085. >you'll find out tonight what this means and it probably won't be a big deal anyways
  1086.  
  1087. >you start seeing signs of Canterlot University on the sides of the road
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090. >you see an entrance to the campus and pull in
  1091. >Flash looks at you
  1092. >"Bro, gotta get some tunes going!"
  1093. >he's a bit too eager for this, but you play the CD anyways
  1094.  
  1095. >as the song plays, you immediately note a change from the rock and metal the disc has played thus far
  1096. >not exactly your flow, but the beat is pretty good
  1097. >Flash still looks a bit more excited about this than you think is necessary
  1098. >but that's just Flash
  1099. >he turns up the song, to the point where the car vibrates
  1100.  
  1101. >you have to practically yell at Flash to talk to him with the music so loud
  1102. "SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING??"
  1103. >"JUST ROLL AROUND UNTIL WE SEE SOME HOT GIRLS!"
  1104. "OKAY AND THEN WHAT?"
  1105. >"I'LL DROP SOME COMPLIMENTS AND THEY GET IN THE CAR WITH US."
  1106.  
  1107. >you shake your head
  1108. "YEAH, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS..."
  1109.  
  1110. >he could be an idiot, but at least he wasn't a boring..
  1111.  
  1112. >as you pull past some of the main buildings, you can't help but notice a few things
  1113. >lots of girls who achieve a 7 or above
  1114. >lots of guys who look like Flash-level try-hards concerning said girls
  1115.  
  1116. >maybe you should look into college after all...
  1117.  
  1118. >there's a pack of girls on Flash's side of the sidewalk
  1119. >FS: "ANON, SLOW DOWN."
  1120. >you do so
  1121.  
  1122. >he pulls a pair of shades... actually, you have no idea where he pulled those from
  1123. >but he puts them on, then sticks his head out of the window
  1124. >FS: "HEY LADIES! LOOKING GOOD TODAY!!"
  1125. >you have a hearty laugh watching Flash trying to be 'smooth'
  1126.  
  1127. >they hear him and roll their eyes
  1128. >FS: "ANON, I THINK THEY WANT US!"
  1129. >they apparently heard what he screamed at you, and laughed; probably at him
  1130. "YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO, FLASH. THEY ROLLED THEIR EYES AT YOU."
  1131.  
  1132. >FS: "OKAY MAYBE SO... BUT THERE'S MORE GIRLS HERE. BOUND TO FIND SOME INTERESTED!"
  1133.  
  1134. >you slowly continue the car forward
  1135.  
  1136.  
  1137.  
  1138. >you continue driving around the campus for a while while Flash continually tries to hit on random girls
  1139. >the most he's getting are friendly waves
  1140.  
  1141. >you must have driven around the campus roads 10 times before it started to get old
  1142. >after a while you park the car in one of the back parking lots
  1143. >you turn to Flash
  1144. "Why don't we walk around for a little bit?"
  1145.  
  1146. >you two walk around campus on foot, but Flash doesn't look nearly as pumped and excited as he was in the beginning
  1147.  
  1148. >if nothing else, you got a good feel of the campus while walking around
  1149. >there's a bench outside of one of the large buildings, of which you quickly put to use
  1150.  
  1151. >FS: "Shit man, that didn't work as well as I had thought."
  1152. >you don't think cat calling is the best way to pick up women, but you hold that opinion in
  1153.  
  1154. "Better luck next time, I guess man. At least we still got the dance tonight.."
  1155. >Flash sits down as well
  1156.  
  1157. >FS: "Yeah, you're right."
  1158. >you look at Flash
  1159. >and he doesn't exactly look like he's on cloud 9
  1160. >you walked into this content if you didn't even meet a single college chick
  1161. >it would have been nice, but you have options at your own school
  1162.  
  1163. >but it dawns on you how badly Flash wanted to meet some older girls
  1164. >and even though he could be an idiot about this kind of stuff
  1165. >he was still a good friend..
  1166.  
  1167. "Hey Flash, I got an idea."
  1168. >"Yeah?"
  1169. "What if we walked around a little more, but this time I'll be your wingman?"
  1170. >he looks up with hope
  1171. >"Really?"
  1172. "Hell yeah man, let's do this."
  1173.  
  1174.  
  1175. >not too far off is the library
  1176. >there's got to be some cute girls trying to study in there
  1177. >you find the library and walk in
  1178. >there's a sign at the front that indicates that any floor about the first is a 'quiet zone' where no conversation should be held
  1179.  
  1180. "Okay so first floor only, I guess."
  1181. >FS: "Uhh Anon, I don't think we can check out books if we don't go here..."
  1182.  
  1183. [pic] = your face
  1184.  
  1185. "Are... are you being serious right now??"
  1186. >FS: "Yeah dude, then everyone would just waltz in and check out books!"
  1187.  
  1188. >you bury your hands into your face
  1189. "Christ, Flash. We're not here to check out books..."
  1190. >he gives you a weird look
  1191. >FS: "What, do you want to sit down and read them?"
  1192.  
  1193.  
  1194. "WE'RE NOT HERE TO READ, FLASH!"
  1195. >the entire library erupts in a "sshhhhhhhhh!!"
  1196. >and you lower your voice again
  1197. "We're hear to find you a girl... who is reading."
  1198.  
  1199. >FS: "What, like a tutor? Anon, I don't need a girl to help my reading skills."
  1200. >you are seconds away from strangling him to death, in front of the entire library
  1201. >before a lightbulb goes off over his head
  1202.  
  1203. >he whispers as well
  1204. >FS: "OH OH OH, okay, I get what you're saying! Yeah, that sounds way more fun..."
  1205.  
  1206. >you two scout around for girls, trying to give the best impression that you know what you're doing
  1207. >sadly, any girls that aren't already talking to guys are 5's or below
  1208. >no dice
  1209.  
  1210. >exit the library
  1211. >the lack of girls' phone numbers doesn't help Flash's morale
  1212. >FS: "Man, maybe we should just go home.."
  1213.  
  1214. >the rage he caused in the library has fully dissipated
  1215.  
  1216. "Aww c'mon man! Look, we came all this way and we're already here. Let's try a few more buildings."
  1217. >you do so, but it seems as if all of the pretty girls have disappeared into thin air
  1218.  
  1219. >you get to a directory of the campus
  1220. >there is a cafe on campus
  1221.  
  1222. "Bingo."
  1223. >FS: "Bingo what?"
  1224. "Girls love cafes and over priced coffee. Bound to be a few worth talking to in there."
  1225. >you find the place and walk towards it
  1226.  
  1227.  
  1228. >as you enter, your eyes scan for applicants to the 'Give Flash Sentry Your Number' foundation
  1229. >you almost give up hope after seeing nothing
  1230.  
  1231. >then you spot two girls at the counter, sitting on bar stools
  1232. >and damn son, they look cute
  1233. >and they're by themselves
  1234.  
  1235. >you lightly elbow Flash
  1236. "Hey cowboy, 11 o'clock. They look like twins."
  1237. >he looks to where you direct
  1238.  
  1239. >FS: "Oh shit, man. I see them."
  1240. "You want the one with or the one without the bow in her hair?"
  1241. >FS: "Umm, with the bow."
  1242. "Got it."
  1243.  
  1244. >you're relieved you can at least have an opportunity to help Flash
  1245.  
  1246. >FS: "So how are we doing this?"
  1247.  
  1248. >you think about this for a second
  1249.  
  1250. "Okay. They're looking at the TV in front of them, so they probably didn't see us walking in yet. Go up to them and talk to the one you want. I'll wait outside for a few minutes, then I'll come in like we aren't here together, but I'll say hey to you when I come in. Then I talk to the other girl, giving you some isolation to pick up hairbow girl."
  1251.  
  1252. >his smile let's you know that he approves
  1253.  
  1254. >FS: "I like it. Okay, let's do this."
  1255. >he walks towards the barstools and you walk out of the store
  1256.  
  1257.  
  1258. >while you're outside, you check your phone
  1259. >nothing
  1260.  
  1261. >as you put the phone back into your pocket, you take a look at the campus again
  1262. >from what you've seen, this place really isn't that bad
  1263. >if you go to college, this would be on the list of possibilities
  1264.  
  1265.  
  1266. >time to wing
  1267. >you casually walk into the store, and purposefully not look towards Flash for a few seconds
  1268. >then you see him
  1269.  
  1270. "Hey, Flash!"
  1271. >he looks towards you, pausing the conversation with Hairbow
  1272. >seemingly keeping it cool
  1273.  
  1274. >FS: "Yo, Anon! What are you doing here?"
  1275. "Needing some coffee, bro."
  1276.  
  1277. >you two fistbump, then you shift over to the bar stool next to the other girl
  1278. >you look at her
  1279. "This seat taken?"
  1280. >she looks over
  1281. >"Oh, no. Go ahead."
  1282.  
  1283. >the way she said that produced some neutral vibes from her, but that's better than a nasty attitude towards you
  1284. >you look at the guy behind the counter
  1285. "Medium coffee, black."
  1286. >as the guy is getting your coffee, you think to yourself
  1287.  
  1288. >all you have to do is talk to this girl long enough for Flash to get a number from the other girl
  1289. >then you two can leave in style like you have something to do
  1290. >but in order for your conversation to last that long, you needed to be at least a little bit interesting
  1291.  
  1292. >hopefully Flash wouldn't take 2 years to achieve numerical victory
  1293.  
  1294. >you look over at the girl
  1295. "What are you drinking?"
  1296.  
  1297. >she holds her cup up and casually looks at you
  1298. >"Iced mocha with extra whipped cream."
  1299. >you quietly laugh
  1300.  
  1301. "You want some coffee with that sugar and milk?"
  1302.  
  1303.  
  1304. >she turns to you with a small, contained, interested smile
  1305.  
  1306. >bingo
  1307.  
  1308. >"Hey, not everyone likes disgusting black coffee. Some of us have a functioning palate."
  1309. >you join in the friendly banter
  1310.  
  1311. "Hey, I'm a simple guy. I sold my palate when I found out that it's an extra $4 to add milk and whipped cream to my coffee."
  1312.  
  1313. >she gets playfully snarky
  1314. >"Want to diss anymore of my decisions while you're at it?"
  1315.  
  1316. Brain: Remember, interesting. Act interesting. You're doing this to distract this girl so she doesn't interfere with Flash getting a number. Keep this girl interested so that she's too busy to tell Flash to buzz off. You'll probably never see her again, so don't worry too much about it.
  1317.  
  1318. >you get into the mindset
  1319. >then you make sure she sees you looking up and down her
  1320. "I'm trying to find something, but everything else looks good."
  1321.  
  1322. >"What if I told you more about myself? I'm sure you can find something not to your pleasing."
  1323.  
  1324. "Fair enough. Let's start with a name."
  1325. >"Cloudchaser. Yours?"
  1326. "Anon."
  1327.  
  1328. >she holds out her hand for a handshake, and you return the gesture
  1329.  
  1330. >you maintain a casual smile, but the more she speaks, the easier it is to do so
  1331.  
  1332. "So far? It's nice to meet you."
  1333.  
  1334.  
  1335. >you and Cloudchaser discuss small talk for a few solid minutes
  1336. >talking on subjects like music, interests, talents and such
  1337. >trying to stay away from subjects like age, schooling and anything that might give away the fact that you not only don't go to CU, but you aren't even old enough to be in college
  1338. >she's being very warm and flirty, but you get the feeling that she's not really in anything beyond that
  1339. >but then again, you've never flirted with a college girl, so you really have no idea what she's feeling
  1340.  
  1341. >she also occasionally looks at the TV, as if waiting for something
  1342. >while this is all going on, you try to hear how Flash is doing
  1343. >so far the other girl sounds receptive, but you can't be sure
  1344.  
  1345. >so in short, everything is going great
  1346. >Flash just needs to hurry up and make the damn move
  1347.  
  1348. "So how cheesy would it be if I asked you 'how often do you come here?'"
  1349. >CC: "Pretty cheddar, but I'll answer anyways. I actually come here a lot since I live on campus. What about you? I don't remember seeing you here before."
  1350.  
  1351. Brain: Don't tell her you go to high school
  1352.  
  1353. "Yeah I'm just visiting, taking a look at the campus."
  1354.  
  1355. >she's still smiling but she kinda squints at you
  1356. >CC: "Alright, here's a question for you. Did you sit next to me because I have a twin? You trying to score double or something?"
  1357.  
  1358. Brain: Don't flip out. Everything has been gravy so far; no need to get scared from a little grilling
  1359.  
  1360. >it's hard to listen to your brain when your heart rate rises
  1361. >that's not even something you were going for and you're getting a little nervous
  1362. >still, gotta play it cool
  1363.  
  1364. "I think if that was the case, I would have asked for her name as well."
  1365.  
  1366. >she nods her head and takes a sip of her drink
  1367. >CC: "I guess that's fair."
  1368.  
  1369. >crisis avoided
  1370.  
  1371. >you let a pause go by before you think of a brilliant idea
  1372. >you're cheesin' hard, with a smile that can hardly be contained
  1373. "By the way, what's your twin's name?"
  1374.  
  1375.  
  1376. >she laughs, almost choking on her drink
  1377. >as she recovers, she looks back at you, still giving off a playful and happy mood
  1378. >CC: "You'll pay for making me choke on my coffee."
  1379. "It's not coffee, remember?"
  1380.  
  1381. >CC: "Whatever you say. And her name is Flitter."
  1382. >Flitter is apparently too busy talking to Flash to turn around when her name is mentioned
  1383. >that's a good sign
  1384.  
  1385. "Nice name, both of you. Also, do guys normally come up to you two... wanting both? How often does that happen?"
  1386. >she sighs in disgust
  1387.  
  1388. >CC: "Too damn much,"
  1389.  
  1390. >another pause
  1391. >you're honestly not sure what to say to that
  1392.  
  1393. >though if you were a couple of years older...
  1394.  
  1395. >CC: "Here's another one for you. If it wasn't because I'm a twin, why did you sit next to me?"
  1396. >the direct nature of the question almost catches you off guard
  1397.  
  1398. Brain: Don't tell her that you're winging for Flash. She's being direct; you be the same. Remember, act like you're in college
  1399.  
  1400. "You know, I was about to say because you have pretty hair, which is true by the way. But actually it was because you looked good from behind."
  1401.  
  1402. >she's still smiling
  1403. >crisis avoided
  1404.  
  1405.  
  1406.  
  1407. >even though you'd probably not get her number, you had to admit that Cloudchaser was cool
  1408. >suddenly being the wingman sounded like something fun to do on the weekends
  1409.  
  1410. >CC: "What about the front?"
  1411. >you almost panic, but,
  1412.  
  1413. >you're positive that now she's teasing you for sure
  1414.  
  1415. Brain: THINK QUICKLY, FAGGOT
  1416.  
  1417. "I'd probably need a closer look before I cast judgment."
  1418. >she laughs
  1419.  
  1420. >CC: "Oh, you're good. I'm sure you say that to all of the chicks."
  1421.  
  1422. >deny that you're a player
  1423. >because you're actually not one at all..
  1424.  
  1425. "You're implying that I even pick up any chicks at all."
  1426.  
  1427. >she waves a hand of disbelief at you
  1428. >CC: "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say."
  1429.  
  1430. >you think of how to continue the conversation
  1431. >Flash sure is taking his sweet time
  1432.  
  1433. "So what.."
  1434. >suddenly she interrupts you
  1435.  
  1436. >CC: "Wait a second, the sports news is coming on!"
  1437. >you look to the TV
  1438.  
  1439. "You're into sports? What's so important on the sports news?"
  1440. >CC: "Didn't you hear? CHS beat Crystal Prep last night! They're going to show footage of it!"
  1441.  
  1442. >time fucking stops
  1443.  
  1444. Brain: If they show footage, say your name, or show your face... you're fucked.
  1445.  
  1446. >you feel your heart sweat
  1447. >suddenly this is no longer fun
  1448. >you look at your coffee, thinking of a way out of this
  1449. >because if she realizes that you're in high school, she might tell Flitter that Flash probably is too
  1450. >killing his chances
  1451.  
  1452. >and she might get pisses that you're acting like you are her age... and make a scene...
  1453.  
  1454. >you look at Flash with panic, but he's already giving you the same face
  1455.  
  1456.  
  1457. >time resumes
  1458. >you had forgotten that someone from the school films every game for the team to review later during film sessions
  1459. >but you didn't think this would make the news...
  1460.  
  1461. >the sports anchorman goes over some college and pro games that happened, skimming over the highlights
  1462. >the cafe starts to quiet down as more people are watching
  1463. >as the last of the college games are talked about, he states that he's going to cover "What all of Canterlot is buzzing about."
  1464.  
  1465. >shit
  1466. >a few of the guys in the cafe yell out that everyone should shut up
  1467. >Cloudchaser looks at the guy behind the counter
  1468. >CC: "Turn up the TV!"
  1469. >he does so
  1470.  
  1471. >you glace behind you, looking at the rest of the people looking at the TV
  1472. >practically the entire population is glued to what is about to be covered
  1473.  
  1474. >fugg
  1475.  
  1476. AnchorMan = AM
  1477.  
  1478. >AM: "But now for what everyone has been waiting to see - The football game of Canterlot High School versus Crystal Prep!"
  1479. >there is a small cheer in the cafe
  1480. >apparently most people here are CHS alumni
  1481.  
  1482.  
  1483. >AM: "If you know anything about local high school football, then you know that Crystal Prep is the team to beat. No team knows this better than Canterlot High School, who hasn't beat Crystal Prep in years. It was a tough battle the entire night. Crystal's constant past victories loomed over CHS like a black cloud. Still, a great crowd of CHS fans came to watch the game. Both teams played very well during the first half, but Crystal Prep was on top; scoring 21 points, while CHS only had 14. The Canterlot defense was doing a great job, while the home team offense was starting to have some difficulty."
  1484.  
  1485. >as he speaks, there is footage of random plays shown in the corner of the screen that correspond with what he's mentioning
  1486.  
  1487. >you look around again, trying to be discreet
  1488. >a good bunch of people seem like they are on the edge of their seat watching the TV
  1489.  
  1490. >you facepalm
  1491. >the one time you really don't want people to know shit about you..
  1492. >you're on the news
  1493.  
  1494. >this was going to be a disaster for Flash
  1495. >and yeah, maybe lying wasn't the best way to pick up chicks
  1496. >but he was so excited about trying this out
  1497.  
  1498. >fugg
  1499.  
  1500. >but if it was going to be a disaster, you were at least going to enjoy your 15 seconds of TV time
  1501. >you take a nice gulp of your coffee and just accept whatever might happen
  1502. >then you look back onto the screen, and let yourself enjoy the narrative before the inevitable shitshow started afterwards
  1503.  
  1504. >AM: "But as the teams got back on the field for the second half, Canterlot's nightmare started to seem inevitable. The home team offense scored a lucky touchdown, to which Crystal Prep responded by kicking a field goal. After this happened, the CHS offense seemed like they were falling apart. Crystal Prep was dominating."
  1505.  
  1506. >after this was said, a few in the cafe let out a loud "BOOOO"
  1507.  
  1508.  
  1509. >the cafe patrons see you on TV
  1510. >then they see your face in front of them, and once again cheer
  1511. >some of the people come over to congratulate you; and some even thank you for beating Crystal Prep
  1512.  
  1513. >you didn't think the college students would still be so invested in their high school's sports,
  1514. >but then again, maybe it was just a local thing
  1515.  
  1516. >"No way! Man, that was fucking unreal!" was the general consensus
  1517.  
  1518. "Guys, I just got lucky. I promise I'm not actually that good."
  1519. >"Bullshit, man. That was insane. We normally don't like high schoolers here, but you stay as long as you want, man."
  1520.  
  1521. >it felt like the seniors all over again
  1522. >a couple of people wanted high fives
  1523. >a couple girls just wanted to say hey
  1524.  
  1525. >but eventually everyone sat back down and returned to their conversations
  1526.  
  1527. >you humbly turn to Cloudchaser
  1528. "So... I might actually still be in high school."
  1529.  
  1530.  
  1531. >as you say this, you peer over towards Flash
  1532. >he's not upset at all
  1533. >in fact, he's still talking to Flitter
  1534. >but it might be best to assume that he's being let down easy right now, and he's just dealing with it really well
  1535. >fuck
  1536. >time to think of a plan B
  1537.  
  1538. >someone is goddamn donating to the 'Give Flash Sentry Your Number' foundation today
  1539.  
  1540. >back to Cloudchaser
  1541. >to your surprise she doesn't seem angry...
  1542. >CC: "That was pretty impressive Anon. I won't lie, you just got a lot cooler."
  1543.  
  1544. >holy crap
  1545. >she's not even pissed at all...
  1546.  
  1547. >you're listening to Cloudchaser, but behind you there is a girl talking to someone
  1548. >it sounds like she's trying to whisper but she's being a little too loud and you can hear what is said
  1549.  
  1550. >she says, "I tell ya, if he ever wanted me to do something for him..."
  1551. >you discretely turn your head to see which girl said that, and as you listen to the conversation behind you, you spot who said it
  1552.  
  1553. [pic]
  1554. >you quickly grab a napkin from the counter and begin scribbling something on it
  1555.  
  1556.  
  1557. >then look back at Cloudchaser
  1558.  
  1559. "So... what does that mean?"
  1560. >then look at what you're writing again
  1561. >CC: "Well, it means that I think you're cute, and I'd like to see you more."
  1562.  
  1563. >you stop what you're doing to look back at Cloudchaser
  1564. "Wait... really?"
  1565.  
  1566. >did that work?
  1567. >did seeing you on TV actually do some good for you?
  1568. >does she not care that she's (probably) 4 years older than you?
  1569.  
  1570. >CC: "Yep!"
  1571.  
  1572. Brain: So this is what it's like to find gold...
  1573.  
  1574. >CC: "But it also means that you're not legal yet. What are you, 16?"
  1575. "17."
  1576.  
  1577. >CC: "So close.. I'm serious, you're cute, but I don't date guys under 18. It's a shame too; I was about to show you what the inside of a dorm looks like.."
  1578.  
  1579. >you were... about to score??
  1580.  
  1581. Brain: ...fool's gold, maybe
  1582.  
  1583. >you feel the disappointment
  1584. >and man, that shit is heavy
  1585.  
  1586. "And... there's no way that..."
  1587. >she is still giving you a kind smile
  1588.  
  1589. >CC: "No, sorry. But since I like you, I'll meet you halfway on this."
  1590.  
  1591. >she gets her own napkin and starts writing on it
  1592. >as she does this, you finish what you were writing on yours
  1593.  
  1594.  
  1595. "Hey, I'll be right back."
  1596.  
  1597. >you get up and head to the restroom
  1598. >take a piss; wash your hands
  1599.  
  1600. >as you come out, you make sure Cloudchaser isn't looking at you
  1601. >then you make sure Flash doesn't see you
  1602. >you slip the napkin in front of the girl who was talking behind you
  1603.  
  1604. >as she and her friends see this, she looks up to you
  1605. >you give a nod and a wink, then head to your stool again
  1606.  
  1607. >when you get there, you turn around to look at the girl
  1608. >she's reading what you wrote
  1609. >then she looks at you and winks back with a smile
  1610.  
  1611. >she gets up and sits on the bar stool, other side of Flash
  1612. >as you hear her talk to Flash, you feel another napkin on your open hand
  1613.  
  1614. >you look at the napkin, and it has a phone number on it
  1615. >CC: "Here's my number.."
  1616.  
  1617. >you look at the number with confusion
  1618. "I thought you just said..."
  1619.  
  1620. >she puts on a seductive smile
  1621. >CC: "Call me when you turn 18."
  1622.  
  1623. >huh
  1624.  
  1625. >all in all,
  1626. >not the worst outcome possible
  1627.  
  1628. >you fold up the napkin and put it in your pocket
  1629.  
  1630. "Thanks, I'll do that."
  1631. >as you say that, you see the girl hop off the stool next to Flash and go back to her friends
  1632. >it's time to leave
  1633.  
  1634. >look over to Flash
  1635. "Yo Flash, time to bounce."
  1636.  
  1637. >FS: "Got it, bro."
  1638.  
  1639. >you get up and look at Cloudchaser
  1640.  
  1641. "Nice meeting you, Cloudchaser."
  1642. >she is still giving you a warm smile
  1643.  
  1644. >CC: "You too, football star. Have a good night."
  1645.  
  1646. >as she says this, you remember Sunset and what you're doing tonight
  1647. >out of her line of sight, a smug smile appears on you
  1648.  
  1649. "Oh, I will."
  1650.  
  1651.  
  1652. >Flash says his goodbye to Flitter and you two start towards the door
  1653. >he looks as giddy as a kid on the first day of summer break
  1654.  
  1655. >before you get to the door, you whisper to Flash
  1656. "Hey, did Flitter turn you down?"
  1657. >he replicates your volume
  1658. >FS: "Nah, man! I got her number, then some girl named Blossomforth just came up and gave me her number too! What about you? Did you get the other girl's number?"
  1659.  
  1660. "Yeah, bro."
  1661. >you're surprised he's being so chill about this
  1662.  
  1663. >right before you two reach the door, there is a wordless fistbump shared
  1664. [pic]
  1665.  
  1666. >you two exit the cafe
  1667. >as both of you are outside again and the door closes behind you, you walk a few steps
  1668. "Flash, you're awful quiet about what just happened.."
  1669.  
  1670. >he lifts his fists to the air and tilts his head up
  1671. >FS: "HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!"
  1672.  
  1673. >you heartily laugh, glad that your friend got his wish
  1674.  
  1675. >and then you silently celebrate to yourself
  1676. >if Sunset didn't work out
  1677. >or if there were into sharing...
  1678. >you had some college poon waiting for you on your birthday
  1679.  
  1680. >ego decently inflated, you continue walking
  1681.  
  1682.  
  1683. >you and Flash decided to check out the last building you hadn't been in yet
  1684. >just in case there was more game to catch
  1685. >you enter, but it seems rather empty
  1686.  
  1687. >as you traverse the halls,
  1688. >you hear some guitar playing and feel inclined to walk towards it, in order to find who is playing
  1689.  
  1690. "Flash, you hear that guitar playing?"
  1691.  
  1692. >FS: "Yeah, sounds like it might be in one of the performance halls."
  1693.  
  1694. >the two of you try to track down where the music is coming from
  1695. >on the way, you notice that whoever is playing keeps making mistakes in the song and restarts the piece
  1696.  
  1697. >finally you spot some double doors and open them
  1698. >inside, there is one person playing guitar on stage
  1699. >the stage is lighted, but the crowd lights are off
  1700. >no one else is in the auditorium
  1701.  
  1702. >as you get a closer look, you think you recognize who it is
  1703. >the guitarist lifts up her head to see the doors opened
  1704. >"Is someone there?"
  1705.  
  1706. "Octavia?"
  1707. [pic]
  1708. >OM: "Hello? Who is that?"
  1709.  
  1710.  
  1711. >you and Flash walk down the aisle to get to the stage
  1712. >as you step on the lighted stage, she can see you
  1713.  
  1714. >OM: "Oh, Anon. Pleasant surprise! How is your head feeling?"
  1715. "Better with meds, thanks for asking."
  1716.  
  1717. >then she sees Flash on stage
  1718. >OM: "Flash.."
  1719.  
  1720. >she greeted Flash with a bit of a cold shoulder
  1721. >must not be a fan of his
  1722. >Flash gives a casual wave and a "Hey Octavia,"
  1723.  
  1724. >not wanting to ask why she doesn't like him, you move on
  1725.  
  1726. "Why are you at CU?"
  1727.  
  1728. >OM: "Oh, didn't you hear? I'm participating in duel-enrollment now."
  1729. "Isn't that only an option for seniors?"
  1730.  
  1731. >she puts her guitar down for a moment
  1732. >OM: "Mostly, yes. However, I tested out of AP Music Theory, so they allowed me to dual-enroll. I am only taking university level music classes here. I still take the rest of my classes at CHS."
  1733.  
  1734. "Wow, that's pretty cool. So what are you doing right now?"
  1735. >she looks at her guitar with angst
  1736. >OM: "Currently regretting a horrid decision."
  1737. "and... that would be..?"
  1738.  
  1739. >OM: "I have to learn a classical piece with a different instrument, other than my main instrument."
  1740.  
  1741. "Yeah, I thought you played the cello. Why did you choose the guitar for your second instrument?"
  1742.  
  1743. >OM: "The two instruments have many similarities. In theory, the more they have in common, the lower the learning curve. However, classical guitar is much more difficult than expected..."
  1744.  
  1745. >you shrug your shoulder
  1746. "I mean, I wish I could help but I've never played an instrument in my life."
  1747.  
  1748. >OM: "I appreciate the thought,"
  1749.  
  1750.  
  1751. >Flash chimes in
  1752. >FS: "What piece are you trying to learn?"
  1753.  
  1754. >Octavia sighs, clearly not wanting to deal with Flash, for whatever reason
  1755. >OM: "Estudio 5 in B minor."
  1756.  
  1757. >FS: "Could you play it for us?"
  1758. >Flash definitely seems interested in this, and you don't know why
  1759. >she picks the guitar back up
  1760. >OM: "I suppose so.."
  1761.  
  1762. >she begins trying, but it is clear that she needs a lot more time to practice
  1763. >after making several mistakes, she becomes agitated and puts the guitar back down
  1764. >OM: "Infuriating, really. I can play almost anything on the cello, but these dreaded six strings are whipping me into an early grave. I have been practicing this for almost a week now."
  1765.  
  1766. >Flash steps forward
  1767. >FS: "Oh, that's probably because your finger placement on the chords are all wrong."
  1768. >you look at him shocked
  1769.  
  1770. "Hey Flash, I think Octavia knows a thing or two about music. More than we do anyways..."
  1771. >you're trying to signal that he shouldn't do whatever he's thinking of doing
  1772.  
  1773. >but he doesn't see the warning on your face
  1774. >he points to her guitar
  1775. >FS: "Mind if I try?"
  1776.  
  1777. >she looks at him, expecting the same that you are
  1778. >which is him about to make a fool of himself
  1779.  
  1780. >a little snarky, she responds
  1781. >OM: "Go ahead."
  1782. >and hands him the guitar
  1783.  
  1784. >the anchor has already been thrown, so you stand next to Octavia and prepare for the embarrassment
  1785.  
  1786. >Flash throws the guitar strap over his shoulder and gets a feel for the guitar
  1787.  
  1788.  
  1789.  
  1790. >though you had never seen him play
  1791. >Flash had mentioned that he could play the guitar,
  1792. >but there was no way he was good enough to play a classical piece that Octavia couldn't even play
  1793.  
  1794. >he looks back up at you two
  1795. >FS: "Let's see if I can remember this one."
  1796.  
  1797. >...what did that mean?
  1798. "You know the song she's learning?"
  1799.  
  1800. >FS: "Yeah, but it's been a while.."
  1801.  
  1802. >he picks a few notes at first, but they sound awful
  1803. >Octavia grins
  1804.  
  1805. >he stops
  1806.  
  1807. >he takes a deep breath in, then blows it out
  1808. >and begins playing once more
  1809.  
  1810.  
  1811. >you prepare yourself to cringe
  1812. >but that wouldn't happen
  1813.  
  1814. >as the notes resonate from the guitar, you immediately realize that Flash has been severely underestimated
  1815. >but as he continues playing, you are blown away by what he's doing
  1816. >most of the time, his eyes are closed
  1817. >his head moves around like he can feel the music
  1818. >it looks... spiritual
  1819. >all the while not making a single mistake
  1820.  
  1821. >it feels like someone else with musical talent has taken over his body to play this piece
  1822.  
  1823. >and the music... what is happening in front of you is nothing short of... amazing
  1824. >your eyes widen as you realize how good Flash actually is
  1825. >but when you turn to Octavia, she's in pure shock
  1826.  
  1827. >but you can't look at her too long before you look back to Flash
  1828. >the music is nothing short of beautiful; emotional, even
  1829. >but maybe the most awe-inspiring part of it is that Flash is the one making the music happen
  1830. >because out of the entire school, Flash was literally the last person you thought of as any type of 'artistic'
  1831.  
  1832. >but here he is
  1833. >it doesn't even sound like a song
  1834. >it sounds like some kind of... audible journey
  1835. >like you're being forced to feel something new with each change of chord
  1836.  
  1837. >seriously, when did he learn to do this??
  1838.  
  1839.  
  1840. >almost as soon as he begins, he throws the strap off of the guitar and hands it back to Octavia
  1841. >FS: "Man, I'm rusty. Haven't played that one in forever!"
  1842.  
  1843. >your shock has taken the physical form of your jaw dropping
  1844. >Octavia looks at you with the same shock on her face
  1845. >then she looks back at him
  1846.  
  1847. >OM: "R-rusty?"
  1848.  
  1849. "Holy shit, Flash. Where the hell has that been??"
  1850. >FS: "Ah, I like to play every once in a while. It's not big deal."
  1851.  
  1852. >OM: "Flash... I don't know what to say. That was.. perfect. I have.. underestimated you."
  1853.  
  1854. >he shrugs
  1855. >FS: "Eh, I don't know about perfect..."
  1856.  
  1857. >there is a silence in the hall so quiet that you could hear a pin drop
  1858. >OM: "I... Could you teach me how to play that maybe sometime in the near future?"
  1859. >FS: "Sure! It's not that hard once you get the chords down."
  1860.  
  1861. >he pulls his phone out to look at something
  1862. >FS: "Crap, Anon. I need to get back to my place."
  1863. "Alright man."
  1864.  
  1865. >Flash starts towards the hall doors after saying bye
  1866.  
  1867. >you follow, still surprised that whatever just happened... just happened
  1868.  
  1869. >she calls at you two
  1870. >OM: "Will you both be at the dance tonight?"
  1871. >you both answer "Yes"
  1872.  
  1873. >then Flash adds
  1874. >FS: "Hey, and be on time if you can. There's a surprise at the beginning of the dance that I think you'll like."
  1875.  
  1876. >you get to the car and drive off of the college campus, music blaring, both of you being happy from a successful college visit
  1877.  
  1878.  
  1879.  
  1880. >driving to Flash's house
  1881.  
  1882. >the mood is light and happy
  1883. >content over success
  1884. "I gotta admit, I didn't think much would come out of going to Canterlot University but that was kinda fun."
  1885.  
  1886. >he smirks
  1887. >"Yeah man; never know what might happen. And uh, thanks for winging for me back at the cafe."
  1888.  
  1889. >another fistbump between you shifting gears
  1890.  
  1891. "No problem, brother. What happened with her? Did she say you were too young to date?"
  1892.  
  1893. >he looks surprised
  1894. >"Actually, no. I was going to front like I went there but after talking to her for a little bit I realized that she was really nice and I didn't want to ruin anything by lying to her. I told her how old I was when age was brought up. She was super cool about it, too."
  1895.  
  1896. >of course she would be, and her twin wouldn't be...
  1897. >"What about you? How did her sister react?"
  1898. "Honestly it could have been way worse. She gave me her number and told me to call her when I'm 18."
  1899.  
  1900. >he shrugs
  1901. >"Hey not bad, man. Plus, you already got girls at high school!"
  1902.  
  1903. "Who are these girls?? Seriously man, the only girls that like me are Sunset and Applejack. Also maybe Trixie but I'm pretty sure I pissed her off. And who knows how AJ feels now."
  1904.  
  1905. >pause
  1906.  
  1907. "Speaking of high school girls, why didn't you stick around back there to get Octavia's number? She's a looker too, and you're both into music... apparently."
  1908. >Flash looks out of the window
  1909.  
  1910. >"Why would she want my number?"
  1911.  
  1912. >you poke a little fun at Flash
  1913. "Oh I don't know, Flash. Let me just quote her after you turned into a classical guitar god,"
  1914. >you do your worst Octavia accent
  1915.  
  1916. ""Flash... I don't know what to say. That was.. perfect. I have.. underestimated you."
  1917.  
  1918. >you two share a laugh
  1919.  
  1920. >"Hey, that doesn't mean she's like interested or anything. Plus, I needed to get back to my place to get ready. I have to be at the dance early... for the surprise."
  1921.  
  1922. "Hey, I'm just sayin', never know until you try. She looked like some wanted some Flash digits."
  1923.  
  1924.  
  1925. >you pull the beast into Flash's driveway and stop the car
  1926. "You sure you can't tell me what this secret is?"
  1927.  
  1928. >he shakes his head laughing
  1929. >"No way man. It will be good though, I promise. Be on time tonight."
  1930.  
  1931. "I got it, I got it! Be on time! Don't miss this HUGE surprise that I can't know anything about!"
  1932.  
  1933. >"Right. Oh, did you find a place to take Sunset for dinner?"
  1934. "Yeah, I had to pull some strings but I got it. What are you doing for dinner?"
  1935.  
  1936. >"I gotta get a quick bite at my place then I'm off to the school... for the surprise."
  1937.  
  1938. >you start once again thinking on what this surprise might be
  1939.  
  1940. >it's super huge and important
  1941. >he won't even tell you any hints on what it is
  1942. >he wants everyone to be there
  1943. >he's not even going out to eat, so he can further prepare this surprise
  1944.  
  1945. >you shoot him a very worried and concerned look
  1946. "Flash, you're not going to bomb the school are you!?"
  1947.  
  1948. >taken back by your question
  1949. >"WHAT? No! I'm not going to bomb the school!"
  1950.  
  1951. >you wipe your forehead in relief
  1952. "Okay... good..."
  1953.  
  1954. >he looks almost offended
  1955. >"Bro! What would make you even think that??"
  1956.  
  1957. >your hands fly into the 'hands up; don't shoot' position
  1958. "Hey, I'm just saying... you're being real dodgy about this 'surprise' of yours!"
  1959.  
  1960. >he lays a hand on your shoulder, back to a calm disposition
  1961. >"Anon, just trust me on this. It's going to be epic."
  1962.  
  1963. "Okay man. I trust you. And I'll be there."
  1964.  
  1965. >he gets out of the car and closes the door
  1966. >"Alright man, see you in a few hours! Good luck with Sunset!"
  1967.  
  1968. >you wave
  1969. "Thanks man! See you then!"
  1970.  
  1971.  
  1972. >pull into your own driveway, and turn the beautiful beast off
  1973. >enter your house again
  1974.  
  1975. >look around; see the dirty dishes
  1976.  
  1977. >flashback
  1978.  
  1979. >earlier today
  1980. >you needed to get some chores done before the fun happened tonight
  1981. >dishes, laundry, get your (only) suit ready, work out, shower, etc
  1982.  
  1983. >real time
  1984.  
  1985. >fugg
  1986.  
  1987. >you still have to clean the dishes, get your suit ready, fold clothes, and shower before you can leave
  1988.  
  1989. >look at the clock
  1990. >4:30
  1991.  
  1992. >you need to be at Sunset's place at or before 6
  1993. >preferably before 6
  1994.  
  1995. >because if you learned anything from your one previous girlfriend, your mother, and literally any girl you have ever met..
  1996.  
  1997. >it is that females are always late to anything important
  1998. >and Sunset is most definitely a female
  1999.  
  2000. >your mind goes back to the story your dad used to tell you about your mother being an hour late to their rehearsal dinner before their wedding day
  2001. >kek
  2002.  
  2003. >so you needed to be a little early, in case Sunset needed help getting ready, or if she just needed extra time
  2004.  
  2005. >and you were smart about it too
  2006. >because you also learned from your dad that you should always plan for the lady to be late
  2007.  
  2008. >because even though you said you would be at her place at 6, implying you two would leave within 15 minutes of your arrival..
  2009. >your reservations were at 7:15
  2010.  
  2011. >it only took about 30 minutes to get to the restaurant
  2012. >this car could probably make it in 25
  2013. >there was time to spare on her part
  2014.  
  2015. >but not for you
  2016. >you needed to hurry and get everything done in an about an hour
  2017.  
  2018.  
  2019. >though you hadn't expected this to be a 'big day'
  2020. >you weren't going to fuck it up by being late
  2021.  
  2022. >in order to speed yourself up and get ready fast enough, you needed some tunes to get you going
  2023. >walk over to your stereo and go through your songs
  2024. >see one selection and smile
  2025. "Yeah, this will work."
  2026.  
  2027.  
  2028. >this song was perfect, because it made you feel like you were on a mission
  2029. >you were on a mission to be on time
  2030. >and time was not currently on your side to be finished with everything and be early to Sunset's place
  2031.  
  2032. >turn up the volume and head over to the sink
  2033. >with great fervor, you turn on the sink faucet and begin to rinse the dishes, then proceed to put them in the dishwasher
  2034. >while doing this, your mind is already planning ahead on what to do in order to leave on time
  2035. >in 10 minutes, the dishwasher is already running
  2036.  
  2037. >go to the dryer and quickly pull out the clothes
  2038. >take clothes to your room; proceed to fold and put away clothes
  2039. >15 minutes later, you were done
  2040.  
  2041. >check time
  2042. >5pm
  2043.  
  2044. >text from Sunset
  2045. >[Hey I forgot to ask, what color shirt and tie are you wearing?]
  2046.  
  2047. >fugg
  2048. >you think out loud
  2049. "Are we supposed to match or something?"
  2050.  
  2051. >probably
  2052.  
  2053. >get your suit out and find your white shirt, and a black tie
  2054.  
  2055. [White shirt/black tie]
  2056.  
  2057. >she responds quickly
  2058. >[Perfect.]
  2059.  
  2060. >you hope that wasn't sarcastic..
  2061.  
  2062. "Whatever."
  2063.  
  2064. >turn on the iron to iron your clothes
  2065. >while it warms up; 50 push ups
  2066.  
  2067. >gotta be on that A-Game tonight
  2068.  
  2069.  
  2070. >small workout done; iron is heated and ready
  2071. >you carefully but quickly iron your clothes
  2072. >within a few minutes, you're done
  2073.  
  2074. >check time
  2075. >5:15
  2076.  
  2077. >need to speed this up
  2078. >hop into the shower and do a quick wash, layering extra body wash on your junk
  2079.  
  2080. >ya know
  2081. >just in case..
  2082.  
  2083. >still in hurry mode, you towel yourself quickly and head to your room
  2084. >underwear, pants, undershirt, button-up shirt, socks applied
  2085. >look for your black dress-shoes
  2086.  
  2087. >layers of dust on them
  2088. >grab the towel you just used
  2089. >come back and wipe down your shoes
  2090. >the wet park to the towel gives your zapatos a nice sheen
  2091.  
  2092. >look at them and smile
  2093. "Nice."
  2094.  
  2095. >apply shoes to feet
  2096. >suit jacket on the door, ready to go
  2097. >look at the tie; you're almost ready
  2098.  
  2099. "Wait."
  2100. >you don't know how to tie a tie
  2101.  
  2102. >check time
  2103. >5:30
  2104.  
  2105. "Really don't have time for this shit.."
  2106. >open up YouTube and look up a tutorial
  2107. >in 10 frustrating minutes, you have made something that slightly resembles a good tie
  2108. >good enough
  2109.  
  2110. >nerves start to buzz as you think that YOU might be the late one...
  2111.  
  2112.  
  2113. >you grab one of your dad's watches that he left behind and put it on your wrist
  2114. >frantically brush your teeth
  2115. >find your wallet, house keys and the Beast's keys
  2116. >put your phone in your pocket and put on your suit jacket
  2117.  
  2118. >look around
  2119. "What am I missing?"
  2120.  
  2121. >the tickets to the dance; Celestia gave them to you
  2122.  
  2123. >you facepalm so hard it hurt
  2124.  
  2125. "FUCK; REALLY DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!"
  2126.  
  2127. >you search all around your room and the house
  2128. >turn off the music while you're at it
  2129. >you spend at least 5 minutes losing your mind looking for these tickets
  2130.  
  2131. >a lightbulb goes off in your head
  2132. "Sunset has them... right? I gave them to Sunset."
  2133. >hands slightly shaking from adrenaline, you text Sunset
  2134. [Hey, you have our tickets right??]
  2135. >in 30 agonizing seconds, she responds
  2136. >[Yeah, I have them.]
  2137.  
  2138. >check time
  2139. >5:50
  2140.  
  2141. >so much for being early
  2142.  
  2143. >you run to the bathroom mirror and check yourself
  2144. >fix your tie, now you look good
  2145. >but you don't have the time to admire yourself
  2146. >it's time to go
  2147.  
  2148. >you make sure the iron is off, and turn off any lights that you had on
  2149. >walk out of the front door; lock it behind you
  2150.  
  2151. >speed walking to the car; you check the time on your phone
  2152. >5:53
  2153.  
  2154. >you could make it to her house in less than 5 minutes
  2155. >start the car, and rev it up
  2156. >shift to reverse
  2157.  
  2158. >it's not like Sunset would be mad if you were a few minutes late
  2159. >but it was the principle of being late to something important that just didn't sit right with you
  2160.  
  2161.  
  2162. >as you pull onto the road, you suddenly feel the need to go the speed limit
  2163. >giving you a few extra seconds to mull over some thoughts
  2164.  
  2165. >in this moment, disregarding everything unimportant
  2166. >you are going to pick up Sunset Shimmer for a date
  2167. >a girl you have already mentally decided, is out of your league
  2168. >she will be wearing a dress; most definitely looking at least a bit 'warmer' than usual
  2169. >you will dance together, a minimum of one time
  2170. >you will eventually go home; regardless of what good or bad happens
  2171.  
  2172. >anything else is up to you, Sunset, and any number of possible players in tonight's game of fate
  2173. >you remember what you decided this very same morning
  2174.  
  2175. >if she doesn't want any more of you: take your hits like a man and go home with your balls intact; knowing you tried
  2176.  
  2177. >and in what seems like a moment of a strange mix between self-awareness and mild nihilism
  2178. >add in the fact that you nearly lost your life today, twice no less,
  2179. >you come to one conclusion
  2180.  
  2181. >you control absolutely nothing except your own actions
  2182. >and if that applies to anything; it applies to tonight
  2183.  
  2184. >you could only sway Sunset's feelings so much with a car you don't own and a decent dinner
  2185. >and worrying about how the night will end would only take away from the experience
  2186.  
  2187. >no
  2188. >you're not going to worry about a damn thing tonight
  2189. >if you and Sunset aren't meant to be; you're not going to act like something you're not to try and keep her
  2190. >and if by some miracle she still likes you when you drive her home, then you'll go from there
  2191.  
  2192. >as this thought process ends, you feel lighter
  2193. >seemingly ready for whatever chaos might confront you before you fall asleep tonight
  2194. >the nerves and slight anxiety seem to melt away
  2195.  
  2196. >a very natural and soft grin appears on your face
  2197.  
  2198. >as you pull onto her street, you feel like a new, albeit adventurous, man
  2199. >if 17 year olds can be men...
  2200.  
  2201.  
  2202. >you were about to park the beast in her driveway, but another idea presents itself to your mind
  2203.  
  2204. >you drive a few houses down and park on the street
  2205. >before you kill the engine, you replace the CDs in the player
  2206. >putting the 'Her' CD in
  2207.  
  2208. >before the first track can play, you hit 'Stop' on the player and turn off the car
  2209. >you would check your phone for the time
  2210. >but at the moment you didn't care anymore
  2211.  
  2212. >you exit the car, locking the driver door
  2213. >and begin walking towards her house
  2214.  
  2215. >instead of nerves and anxiety filling your bloodstream
  2216. >a sense of calm anticipation filled your soul
  2217. >you didn't quite 'swag walk' over to her house
  2218. >but you were almost positive there was an ever-so-slight lightness in your steps
  2219.  
  2220. >maybe you were walking funny..
  2221. >who cares?
  2222.  
  2223. >you turn onto her driveway and make your way towards the front door
  2224. >as you approach, you take out your phone and turn on the camera
  2225. >set it to self-facing mode so you can see yourself
  2226.  
  2227. >it's mostly to check and see if your tie still looks presentable, but you check the rest of yourself while you're at it
  2228. >from what you can see, everything looks fine
  2229.  
  2230. >you clear your throat, place your phone in your pocket, and make a light fist
  2231.  
  2232. 'Here we go."
  2233.  
  2234. >knock on the door; ring the doorbell
  2235.  
  2236. >tonight started... right now
  2237.  
  2238.  
  2239. >as you knock on the door and ring the doorbell, you hold your breath to hear what's going on inside the house
  2240. >so far; nothing
  2241.  
  2242. >you wait a few seconds before doing anything
  2243.  
  2244. >it's not like she can teleport to the door
  2245. >and what kind of person just sits next to the door waiting for someone to show up?
  2246.  
  2247. >you wait for what feels like a minute
  2248.  
  2249. >by now, if she heard you, she would have opened the door by now
  2250.  
  2251. >you knock harder, ringing the doorbell a couple of times
  2252.  
  2253. >again, you slow your breathing to hear what is happening inside the house
  2254. >would she have left last minute to do something else?
  2255.  
  2256. >no, she wanted to go to this dance far more than you did
  2257.  
  2258. >a couple of seconds go by after you're done ringing the doorbell again
  2259. >you hear
  2260. >"OH NO."
  2261. >and the faint sound of a pitter-patter of light footsteps moving quickly across a room
  2262.  
  2263. >behind the door, Sunset's voice talks above an average volume to penetrate the closed door
  2264. >"Anon!? Is that you!?"
  2265.  
  2266. >you look around, in case she can see you through the peep-hole of her door
  2267. "Um... yes. Roger that."
  2268.  
  2269. Brain: Roger that? Did you turn into a moron during the last 10 seconds?
  2270.  
  2271.  
  2272.  
  2273. >without knowing, you say "fuck you" quietly out loud in response to your brain
  2274. >Sunset hears this
  2275. >"What!?"
  2276.  
  2277. >oh shit
  2278. >think quick
  2279. >you said that out loud
  2280.  
  2281. "Oh.. Sorry! I was responding to a text!! ... From Flash!!"
  2282.  
  2283. >there's silence on her side
  2284. >say something to make her believe you!
  2285.  
  2286. "We joke around all of the time like that!"
  2287.  
  2288. >after all; it is true
  2289.  
  2290. Brain: YOU JUST RUINED YOUR CHANCES BEFORE THE NIGHT EVEN BEGAN
  2291.  
  2292. >quietly you hear the same voice behind the door
  2293. >"Oh, uh... okay."
  2294.  
  2295. >there's still silence as the door isn't opened
  2296. >not knowing what to do, you improv what to say next
  2297.  
  2298. "Umm, Sunny? I'm still outside..."
  2299.  
  2300. >a few more seconds go by
  2301. >no response
  2302. "Sunset??"
  2303.  
  2304. >immediately after you say this, she responds
  2305. >"Yeah!! Sorry. Umm okay, so I'm actually not ready yet."
  2306.  
  2307. >you look to the side
  2308. >you planned for this
  2309. >women are never on time
  2310.  
  2311. "Hey that's okay. Can I come in though, and sit down? I mean, I can help you get ready if you need anything, or I can just sit and wait for you... either one is fine. Standing at the door is kinda weird though..."
  2312.  
  2313.  
  2314.  
  2315. >"Ohh, of course! Yeah, come in! Just... just close your eyes, okay?"
  2316.  
  2317. >close your eyes?
  2318. >what the hell?
  2319.  
  2320. >"And... put your hands over your eyes too."
  2321.  
  2322. >something is really weird about this...
  2323.  
  2324. "Uhhhhhh, Sunset, are you okay?"
  2325.  
  2326. >there's a bit too much of a pause to keep your comfortable
  2327. >"Yeah! I'm just not ready yet!"
  2328.  
  2329. >on the off chance that this gets kinky before the dance even starts, you do as she says
  2330.  
  2331. "Okay Sunset; eyes are closed, and hands are over eyes!"
  2332.  
  2333. >"Okay, you swear you're not looking??"
  2334. "Yes Sunny, I swear."
  2335.  
  2336. >you hear the door open very slowly, but out of respect, you don't open your eyes; nor do you open your fingers to allow your eyes vision
  2337.  
  2338. >"Okay, come on in."
  2339.  
  2340. >you take a step forward to go inside, still completely unaware of what's going on
  2341.  
  2342. >but the step wasn't high enough
  2343.  
  2344.  
  2345.  
  2346. >you take a step forward, but the step isn't high enough to clear the higher-than-normal door frame on the bottom
  2347.  
  2348. >fugg
  2349.  
  2350. >as your body quickly makes the emergency descent, your reactionary movement is to shoot your palms forward and brace for impact
  2351. >your eyes open in time to see the floor of the house approaching rapidly
  2352.  
  2353. >you fall into an awkward pushup position, unscathed
  2354.  
  2355. >"Oh my god! Anon, I'm so sorry!"
  2356.  
  2357. >you hear her voice, still behind the now opened door
  2358. >you get the feeling that she's either naked or 'indecent'
  2359.  
  2360. >"Are you okay?"
  2361.  
  2362. >which, seeing her being 'indecent' would be perfectly decent to you
  2363. >but the last thing you need to be is pervy before the date starts
  2364. >especially if kinky isn't what she had in mind by doing whatever is happening
  2365.  
  2366. "Don't worry; I'm good."
  2367.  
  2368. >crisis avoided
  2369.  
  2370. >you get up, careful not to look to your left towards the door
  2371. >close your eyes again and cover with hands
  2372.  
  2373. "Okay, I'm back to blind. Now what?"
  2374.  
  2375. >there's a pause on her end
  2376. >you get the feeling like she's embarrassed over what just happened/ is still happening
  2377. >this isn't getting kinky...
  2378.  
  2379. >"Umm, okay. Walk forward a few steps."
  2380.  
  2381. >you do so
  2382. >without tripping again
  2383.  
  2384.  
  2385. >you hear the door close behind you
  2386. >and all your mind can think of is what Sunset would look like naked
  2387.  
  2388. >those big fun-bags
  2389. >that little ridge between the top of her hips and the top half of her torso; accentuating her hourglass figure
  2390. >her majestic, flowing hair
  2391. >those sweet, glistening thighs
  2392.  
  2393. >as these thoughts continue, you feel some action going on downstairs
  2394. >fuck
  2395. >a boner isn't something you need right now
  2396.  
  2397. >you silently pray that your semi doesn't go any further as you try to think of horrid thoughts to get the arousal to leave
  2398.  
  2399. >"Okay, please don't open your eyes."
  2400. "I won't; I swear."
  2401.  
  2402. >you feel her hand softly grab your own left hand off of your left eye
  2403. >your right hand positions itself to still cover both eyes
  2404. >she leads you to somewhere like the blind man that you currently are
  2405. >you're taking small steps to avoid falling again
  2406.  
  2407. >it's kinda adorable that she's not ready for you to see her yet
  2408. >but you could have done without the initial baller-move of literally falling into her house
  2409.  
  2410. >as she leads you to wherever you're going, you realize that she's in front of you
  2411. >your mind pictures what her ass would look like
  2412. >round, firm
  2413.  
  2414. >begging for your hand to smack it
  2415.  
  2416. >fuck
  2417. >gotta stop that...
  2418.  
  2419. >your hand is let go
  2420.  
  2421. >"Okay, you can sit down here."
  2422.  
  2423. >as you start to bend your knees, you place your left hand behind you to feel where you're about to place your body
  2424. >you feel the couch behind you and drop yourself into its comfort
  2425.  
  2426. >then your ears her the pitter-patter of bare feet on the floor, going away from your position
  2427. >the sound stops as the creak of a door is heard
  2428.  
  2429. >Sunset shouts behind another door
  2430. >"You can open your eyes now!"
  2431.  
  2432. >you do so
  2433. >in front of you is the TV,
  2434. >this is where you sat on Wednesday when you and Sunset were talking
  2435.  
  2436.  
  2437. >sitting on the couch, you look to where her voice was coming from
  2438. >as soon as you do this, the door to the room she was occupying clicked shut
  2439.  
  2440. >you take the moment to look over your suit; making sure you didn't rip it anywhere from falling
  2441.  
  2442. "Hey, not to rush you or anything but when do you think you'll be ready?"
  2443. >"15 minutes..!"
  2444.  
  2445. >15 girl-getting-ready minutes measured out to around 25 real minutes
  2446. >but you planned for that
  2447. >you sit back and put your arms across the back of the couch
  2448.  
  2449. >"Anon, I'm so sorry about being late! Rarity wanted me to help the girls with their hair right before I started getting ready."
  2450.  
  2451. >you wave your hand to dismiss, even though she can't see it
  2452. "Don't worry about it; it's fine."
  2453.  
  2454. >"We won't miss any reservations, will we?"
  2455. "Nope; we're good as long as we can leave in about 20 minutes."
  2456.  
  2457. >you actually had more time than that, but she might be inclined to take her time if you tell her this
  2458.  
  2459. >a few seconds go by and you grab the remote to turn on the TV
  2460. >set the volume to low
  2461.  
  2462. >"Anon..."
  2463. "Yeah?"
  2464.  
  2465. >"You look good in a suit."
  2466.  
  2467. "Aww, thanks Sunny.."
  2468. >you smile and bite your bottom lip
  2469. >you shouldn't say what you're about to say
  2470.  
  2471. >but you absolutely have to
  2472. "..you looked great from behind a few seconds ago."
  2473.  
  2474. >"ANON!!!! YOU LOOKED!?!?!?"
  2475. >her voice practically echoed in the room she was in
  2476.  
  2477. >you burst with laughter
  2478. "No! I'm kidding; I'm kidding!"
  2479.  
  2480.  
  2481. >"You're hysterical, Anon!" she says in a very snarky tone
  2482.  
  2483. >you're still laughing
  2484. >she's not; apparently
  2485. >but you have an idea that even she thought it was a little funny
  2486.  
  2487. "Aww c'mon, it was kinda funny."
  2488. >you say that, trying to get her to admit it was funny
  2489. >you imagine she's probably pouting
  2490.  
  2491. >"Whatever. If giving me a heart attack is funny, then by all means."
  2492.  
  2493. "I might give you one for Christmas, but then again the wrap jobs for those things are a nightmare."
  2494.  
  2495. >you can hear her scoff at your dumb joke
  2496.  
  2497. "Hey, you laughing at me?"
  2498. >her voice starts to sound a bit more playful
  2499. >"MMMMaybe."
  2500.  
  2501. >you smirk, looking back at the TV
  2502. "Keep it up princess, you'll get yours."
  2503.  
  2504. >she's definitely getting a bit more playful now
  2505. >good
  2506.  
  2507. >if she's having a good time; you're having a good time
  2508. >"Remember Anon, I'm not a princess. Now I'm Queen Sunset Shimmer."
  2509.  
  2510. >that one caught you off guard as you let loose a guffaw
  2511. "Yeah, and I'm King Anonymous."
  2512.  
  2513. >you couldn't hear her, but behind the door Sunset whispers to herself "yes you are"
  2514.  
  2515.  
  2516. >a few minutes go by, and you're getting bored
  2517.  
  2518. >time to pester her some more
  2519.  
  2520. "Hey Sunny, chop chop. The reservations aren't for next month."
  2521. >"I'm sorry, did you just say 'chop chop' to me?"
  2522.  
  2523. "Correct. I could cure cancer in the time it takes you to get ready."
  2524. >you hold back the laughter
  2525.  
  2526. >"Not that you would know, but putting on makeup takes time and effort."
  2527.  
  2528. >yeah, like she needs a lot of makeup...
  2529. >not
  2530.  
  2531. "Sunset you don't even need makeup! You look fine."
  2532.  
  2533. >she gets back to snarky
  2534. >"You're right, Anon. I should just go to the dance without any makeup on. In fact, why don't I just show up without my dress to really drive it home?"
  2535.  
  2536. "Actually.."
  2537. >"DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT, ANON."
  2538.  
  2539. >you realize that you should probably take this a bit more seriously, but pushing Sunset's buttons is just too much fun
  2540.  
  2541. >be Sunset
  2542.  
  2543. >sitting on a chair, looking at a mirror applying mascara to your eye lashes
  2544.  
  2545. >Anon can just really push your buttons sometimes
  2546. >sometimes you couldn't explain to yourself why you liked him
  2547. >but you knew that you liked him and that was what mattered
  2548.  
  2549. "You know, you seem awful relaxed. You're not even a little bit nervous about this?"
  2550. >there's a pause on his end
  2551.  
  2552. >"Not really. The only thing I'm worried about is making sure you have a good time."
  2553.  
  2554. >you hear this and stop applying makeup
  2555. >you can feel your cheeks flush as a warm smile creeps onto your face
  2556.  
  2557. >oh right
  2558. >that's why you have feelings for him...
  2559.  
  2560.  
  2561. >you resume applying makeup
  2562. "I'm... I'm a little nervous," you say a bit too quietly
  2563.  
  2564. >"Speak up, I can't hear you."
  2565. "I said I'm a little nervous."
  2566. >"Why? You think I'm going to embarrass you or something?"
  2567.  
  2568. "What? No, of course not! I... I don't know. I'd rather not say.."
  2569. >"Well you already brought it up! Might as well spit it out."
  2570.  
  2571. >your shoulders droop as you realize that you dug your own grave by asking him if he was nervous...
  2572.  
  2573. "I.. I'm not that good of a dancer. What if I trip and fall in front of everyone? What if someone thinks my dress looks ugly? What if I say something stupid that embarrasses you? What if I keep you from having a good time tonight?"
  2574.  
  2575. >after finishing, you realize how pathetic that sounded
  2576. >the night hasn't even started yet and you sound pitiful
  2577. >and to make it worse, you just did another emotional dump on Anon
  2578.  
  2579. "...sorry I'm being such a downer, Anon."
  2580.  
  2581. >"No, it's okay. Look, I'm already having a good time and I haven't even seen you yet. It can only get better from here. You're not going to say or do anything stupid, and even if you did it would probably just be.. uhm... cute."
  2582.  
  2583. >you know him well enough to understand that he's not good with what he calls 'feels'
  2584. >he pauses a bit after the last part before he continues
  2585.  
  2586. >"There's literally no way you could embarrass me; I do dumb shit all of the time and I rarely even embarrass myself. If you fall, for whatever reason, I'll help you back up. And screw anyone who says you don't look anything other than amazing."
  2587.  
  2588. >there it is again, Sunset
  2589. >there's your heart fluttering..
  2590.  
  2591. "You haven't even seen me yet, Anon.."
  2592. >"I've seen you a few times before. No complaints over here."
  2593.  
  2594. >you can almost feel him having that cheesy grin of his in the other room
  2595.  
  2596. >"And about the dancing... I'm probably the worst dancer on this planet, so you're in for a good show tonight. If someone makes a mean comment about your dancing, just point to me and they'll have something way funnier to laugh at."
  2597.  
  2598.  
  2599. >be Anon
  2600.  
  2601. >damn well just dodged a bullet with that one
  2602. >the wrong response to any of that could have been disastrous
  2603.  
  2604. >after a few seconds you hear her voice, a hair quieter than before
  2605. >"Anon, I.. I'm glad we're going to the dance together."
  2606.  
  2607. Dick: Good show, ole' chap.
  2608. Balls: My nigga, that was tight.
  2609. Brain: Keep it up, bud.
  2610.  
  2611. "Me too, Sunny; me too."
  2612.  
  2613. >you go back to watching TV
  2614. >smiling at a job well done
  2615.  
  2616. >a minute goes by
  2617.  
  2618. >"Okay, I'm almost ready! I think I left my nylons on the table; can you hand them to me?"
  2619. "Yeah."
  2620.  
  2621. >you walk over to the table and find a pair of black nylons
  2622. >out of pure curiosity you put them to your nose and have a whiff
  2623. >they smell like... fruity?
  2624. >Strawberries, maybe?
  2625.  
  2626. >whatever it was, it smelled good
  2627.  
  2628. >her door cracks open only wide enough for her to reach her arm out
  2629. >you put the nylons in her hand, and she pulls them in
  2630. >then she closes the door back
  2631.  
  2632. >"Thanks, almost done."
  2633. "Sweet."
  2634.  
  2635. >you stand behind the couch, not wanting to sit back down if you were going to leave soon
  2636.  
  2637. >you couldn't wait to see how hot she looked
  2638.  
  2639.  
  2640. >still looking at the TV
  2641. >you feel... cool, and collected
  2642. >this is going to be a good night
  2643.  
  2644. >you hear her door open
  2645.  
  2646. >a second passes
  2647. >"How do I look?"
  2648.  
  2649. >you turn your head to look at her
  2650.  
  2651. pic; basically just imagine Sunset wearing what KP has on, in the same pose
  2652.  
  2653. >she's wearing a tight, short black dress
  2654. >or rather; the dress is practically wearing her body
  2655.  
  2656. >her red high heels are giving her a few extra inches in length, but also shape her legs to be even hotter than previously thought possible
  2657. >they also match the red streaks in her hair
  2658.  
  2659. >the bottom part of the dress barely covers the top half of her thighs
  2660. >which leaves a fantastic view of her delicious nylon'd legs
  2661. >the top part is low cut, showing a bit of cleavage
  2662. >but it shows enough to remind you that Sunny here possessed a sweet, sweet rack
  2663.  
  2664. >she does a little twirl to show you what it looks like from behind
  2665. >it's practically hugging her plump, luscious ass
  2666. >overall, the dress goes well with her slender midriff and the blessing known as ass 'n' titties
  2667.  
  2668. >hair down, but a bit more 'flowing' than usual
  2669. >in short, a goddess walked out of that room
  2670.  
  2671. >she places her hand on her hip as she does a pose for you
  2672.  
  2673. >that was the final straw before you lost your fucking mind
  2674.  
  2675.  
  2676. >you look at her for a few seconds
  2677. >and completely lose control of yourself
  2678. >cool and collected both fly right out of the damn window
  2679.  
  2680. >you see her and immediately, every alarm in your body is going haywire
  2681. >there isn't even a DEFCON level low enough for this
  2682.  
  2683. >you feel your brain short circuit and turn off
  2684.  
  2685. >your knees go weak and you feel like you might fall, but you are unable to move
  2686. >someone most definitely just lit your face on fire
  2687. >your eyes feel like they popped out of your face
  2688. >you start uncontrollably mumbling and muttering nonsense in tongues you don't even know
  2689.  
  2690. >are you about to fart??
  2691. >probably
  2692. >you can't tell
  2693.  
  2694. >the boner
  2695. >no, boner
  2696. >but it's too late
  2697. >the fire rises too quickly to stop it
  2698.  
  2699. >she's starting to smile in embarrassment
  2700.  
  2701. >THAT ISN'T HELPING THE BONER, LADY
  2702.  
  2703. >spaghetti doesn't fall out of your pockets
  2704. >clones of Chef Boyardee himself are fucking flying out of your pants
  2705.  
  2706. >the way she looks right now; your body wants nothing more than to split her in half where she stands
  2707. >and your mind plays audio of her crying out your name while performing the coitus
  2708.  
  2709.  
  2710. >"Anon?"
  2711. >the porno movie your mind was playing immediately shut down
  2712. >she's talking to you; this is actually happening
  2713. >in real life
  2714. >you need to say something
  2715. >try to make a joke to lighten the mood again...
  2716.  
  2717. >what you tried to say was "Holy shit, Sunset..."
  2718. >but what came out of your mouth instead was:
  2719.  
  2720. >she looks at you, confused
  2721. >"What?"
  2722.  
  2723. >fuck
  2724. >you need to try saying something comprehensible
  2725. >but again, what comes out is
  2726. "meheuhnugast... ahius mehangunstesh.."
  2727.  
  2728. >dammit
  2729. >try again
  2730.  
  2731. >you feel a click; the sound of your brain slowly starting up again
  2732. >coherent thought begins to return
  2733.  
  2734. "neuhuh.. need, minute.."
  2735.  
  2736. >close enough
  2737. >you need to do something
  2738. >you almost laugh at the fact that you just told Sunset you rarely get embarrassed
  2739. >then this happens
  2740.  
  2741. >you turn around and try to walk
  2742. >but your knees are currently out of order
  2743. >and you have to slightly bend your torso down so your boner doesn't rip through your pants
  2744.  
  2745. >you stumble to the front door and go outside, closing the door behind you
  2746. >shakily pull out your phone
  2747.  
  2748. pic
  2749.  
  2750. >dial a number and put the phone to your ear
  2751.  
  2752. >[Hello?]
  2753. [H-hey, Flash?]
  2754. >there's some loud noise in the background
  2755. >[Anon, what's up?]
  2756.  
  2757. >you pull the phone away from your ear to look at the device
  2758.  
  2759. >and scream
  2760. "IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN WATER, FLASH!!!"
  2761.  
  2762.  
  2763. >you straighten your suit jacket and check your pants
  2764. >boner has gone away
  2765. >good
  2766.  
  2767. >you promptly open the front door, walk in, and shut it behind you
  2768. >you walk directly over to Sunset
  2769. >who is giving you this face
  2770. pic
  2771.  
  2772. >you get within two feet of her, and with every bit of normalcy you can muster in your voice, you say
  2773. "I'm sorry you had to see that. Had to get /that/ out of my system. You look amazing; beautiful, even."
  2774.  
  2775. >still smirking at you
  2776. >"So I really look that good, huh?"
  2777.  
  2778. >you calmly nod your head
  2779. "In short, yes. Very much so."
  2780.  
  2781. >she loses her smirk and replaces it with a warm smile
  2782. >reaches up to place her hands at the back of your neck, and pulls you a little closer to herself
  2783. >stands on the front tips of her heels and gives you a quick peck on the lips
  2784. >then simply says
  2785. >"I like you."
  2786.  
  2787. >your mind:
  2788.  
  2789. "I like you too."
  2790. >you pause for a second
  2791. "...Obviously..."
  2792.  
  2793. >she lets out a little giggle
  2794.  
  2795. >maybe what just happened was a blessing in disguise
  2796. >maybe you had just poured out all of your stored autism in one fell swoop
  2797. >and if that was the case, you might even enjoy the rest of the night even more
  2798.  
  2799. "You ready to go?"
  2800. >she nods, still smiling
  2801. >"Yeah, let's get out of here."
  2802.  
  2803. >she holds your hand and starts to lead you to the front door
  2804.  
  2805.  
  2806. >on the way to the front door, you are behind her
  2807.  
  2808. >your eyes shift to her backside
  2809. >apparently..
  2810. >the heels force her to walk in a saunter, swaying her hips just enough to remind you how good she looks
  2811.  
  2812. "So just wondering, how inappropriate would it be if I said 'dat ass' right now?"
  2813.  
  2814. [pic] = her face
  2815.  
  2816. >"I'll let it slide for now. You can look, but don't touch."
  2817.  
  2818. >as she turns off the lights to the house, you two exit the home together
  2819. >she locks the front door behind her and start off towards her car
  2820.  
  2821. >you check your watch
  2822. >6:35
  2823. >you got some time
  2824.  
  2825. >before she gets to the driver door,
  2826. "Hey, we actually got some time to spare before our reservation.."
  2827. >"I thought you said we would be late if I wasn't ready in 20 minutes?"
  2828.  
  2829. >you shrug your shoulders
  2830. "I didn't plan for you to actually be ready in 20 minutes."
  2831. >she puts on a fake pout
  2832. >"I'm almost offended, but.. that was pretty smart."
  2833.  
  2834. "I know right! You wanna go for a walk before we leave?"
  2835. >"Meh, sure. Why not? Let me just put my purse in the car."
  2836.  
  2837. >shit, you didn't think about that
  2838. >but you can't ruin the surprise
  2839.  
  2840. "No! I mean... what if you need your purse while we're walking??"
  2841. >she looks at you weirdly
  2842. >"Why would I need my purse for a walk?"
  2843.  
  2844. >you look at her... looking for an excuse
  2845. >wait, her dress obviously doesn't have pockets
  2846.  
  2847. "What if you get an important phone call?"
  2848.  
  2849. >she looks at her purse and puts it back on her shoulder
  2850. >"Yeah, I guess you're right."
  2851.  
  2852. >you two walk down the driveway, and you turn towards the direction of where you parked the beast
  2853.  
  2854.  
  2855. >nighttime was quickly approaching
  2856.  
  2857. >as you reach the sidewalk, you feel Sunset grab your arm escort-style as you two walk together
  2858. >"So, where are we going for dinner, anyways?"
  2859.  
  2860. >you grin
  2861. "Still a surprise, Sunny."
  2862. >"Anon, I'm driving us there. I eventually need to know."
  2863.  
  2864. >she's absolutely not driving tonight..
  2865. >and she's about to find out why
  2866.  
  2867. >and as you think of this, your grin gets even bigger
  2868. "I'll tell you when you need to know."
  2869.  
  2870. >she looks with concern
  2871. >"It's not too expensive.. is it? I don't have that much money.."
  2872.  
  2873. pic = your face
  2874.  
  2875. "What? Sunset, let's get something straight. You're not paying for dinner tonight. You're not paying for /anything/ tonight.."
  2876.  
  2877. >she tugs at your arm a little
  2878. >"C'mon Anon, you don't have to do that. I'm not poor."
  2879.  
  2880. "It has nothing to do with how much money you have. I have enough money for tonight, for the both of us. End of story."
  2881.  
  2882. >"Well... alright. But at least promise me this place isn't super expensive. Because if it is; we should just go... I don't know... get some burgers or something. I don't want you spending a lot of money on me."
  2883.  
  2884. >you break out in laughter
  2885. >then answer with top sarcasm levels
  2886. "Right, yeah, okay... Sunset, if someone saw me taking a girl like you to a fast food joint for a dinner date, an angry mob would form from thin air and lynch me. On top of that, though I haven't been on a date in a while, I know better than to be okay with doing that."
  2887.  
  2888. Brain: Did you just *not* screw up?
  2889.  
  2890. >she's smiling again
  2891. >sweet
  2892.  
  2893. "And to answer your question, it's not super fancy. Still, I think you'll like it."
  2894.  
  2895. >you look at her again
  2896. >then back in front of you
  2897. "Also, if you wore that dress every day you'd never have to pay for anything again... ever."
  2898.  
  2899. >she scoffs
  2900. >"Yeah, I wish."
  2901.  
  2902. >you chuckle
  2903. "You think I'm joking..."
  2904. >she gives a playful slap on your shoulder
  2905.  
  2906. >"Oh stop..."
  2907.  
  2908. >pause
  2909. >"...but seriously, thanks for paying tonight. I mean that."
  2910.  
  2911. "No problem."
  2912.  
  2913.  
  2914. >the conversation had bought enough time for you two to be nearing the beast
  2915. >you didn't want to point it out too early, but obviously you couldn't walk past it before you said something
  2916.  
  2917. >but before you can finish solidifying your plan, Sunset says "Whoa.."
  2918. "Whoa what?"
  2919.  
  2920. >she lets go of your arm and walks a little faster towards the beast
  2921. >you hold in the heavenly feeling of 'this could not have happened any better'
  2922. >you feign ignorance
  2923.  
  2924. "What, that car?"
  2925. >she walks ahead of you to look at it
  2926. >clearly enamored with the vehicle
  2927. >"Yeah! Look at it! Old muscle cars are the best!"
  2928.  
  2929. >still feigning ignorance
  2930. "Sunset, I didn't know you were a car girl!"
  2931. >she looks back at you, almost embarrassed
  2932.  
  2933. >"I, uh... I know it's not very lady-like, so I don't tell a lot of people."
  2934. >as she says this, the excitement on her face falls
  2935. >as if she had realized she had just made a mistake
  2936.  
  2937. >she slowly walks back towards you instead of getting closer to the car
  2938.  
  2939. >"That's probably weird, right? Sorry, we can keep walking..."
  2940.  
  2941. >you look at her in surprise
  2942. "What's weird? I'm not really a car guy myself, but cool cars are cool. Let's look at it!"
  2943.  
  2944. >with a small glimmer of hope, she looks up at you
  2945. >"You really don't mind?"
  2946.  
  2947. "Of course not. Tell me what you know about the car."
  2948.  
  2949.  
  2950. >she proceeds to tell you the model, make, and everything she could tell about the car
  2951. >turns out she really likes cars...
  2952. >in fact, she knew more about this car than you did, and you had driven it the entire day
  2953. >she's practically the car's fan-girl
  2954.  
  2955. >she looked all around the thing, then peered into the interior
  2956.  
  2957. >after about a solid two minutes, she looks at you; happily embarrassed
  2958. >"I'm sure I've been babbling."
  2959.  
  2960. "I don't know, I learned a lot. What got you so into cars?"
  2961.  
  2962. >she continues looking through the window of the car while she talks
  2963. >"There weren't any cars where I was born, so when I saw them I wanted to know more about them. The idea itself is fascinating."
  2964.  
  2965. >cars had been around for a long time...
  2966.  
  2967. "No cars? Where were you born??"
  2968. >she stops looking at the car, and her eyes open wide
  2969. >"Uhhh... an island... off the coast?"
  2970.  
  2971. >you look at her weirdly
  2972. "Are you.. asking me.. if you were born on an island?"
  2973.  
  2974. >she's acting strange about this...
  2975. >"No.. no that wasn't a question. I was born on an island; so small that we didn't need cars."
  2976.  
  2977. "Wow, that's tiny."
  2978. >she rubs her arm
  2979. >"Yeah, it was super small. Anyway we should probably be going to dinner now."
  2980.  
  2981. >you give her an evil grin
  2982. "Don't you want to get inside the car?"
  2983.  
  2984.  
  2985. >Sunset becomes a bit worried
  2986. >but she lowers her voice in case someone nearby was listening
  2987. >"Anon! We can't steal the car! I mean, it looks cool but it's not worth going to jail!"
  2988.  
  2989. >you go along with her assumptions
  2990. "C'mon Sunny, live a little. This thing /does/ look cool, doesn't it?"
  2991. >"Yes but you can't just steal something because you want it!"
  2992.  
  2993. >you go up the passenger door; the side closest to the curb
  2994. >still acting like you're trying to steal the car
  2995. >you pull on the door handle, knowing you locked it from earlier
  2996. >you pull harder again
  2997.  
  2998. >turn to Sunset
  2999. "Do you have a crowbar at your place?"
  3000.  
  3001. pic = her
  3002.  
  3003. >"No!! I don't! Anon, stop! I'm not getting in that car if you steal it!"
  3004.  
  3005. >you pull out the keys from your jacket pocket and unlock the door
  3006. >then you open it and step to the side
  3007.  
  3008. >look at her
  3009. >with a shit-eating grin
  3010. "Now will you get in?"
  3011.  
  3012. >she's frozen in shock
  3013. >the worried look she was sporting turned into a jaw drop
  3014. >it was her turn to mumble incoherently
  3015.  
  3016. >"Wh-w-what? But........ but how?"
  3017.  
  3018. >you think of Rainbow giving you the keys
  3019. "A friend let me borrow it for the night."
  3020.  
  3021. >she still hasn't moved
  3022. >she looks at the car, then at you
  3023. >this repeats a few times
  3024. >"Are... are you serious?? You have this for the night? We're riding in this!?"
  3025.  
  3026. >you simply nod
  3027. "Eeyup."
  3028.  
  3029.  
  3030. >it takes a few seconds
  3031. >but eventually the shock wears off and is replaced by a look of unadulteradted, giddy joy beaming at you
  3032. >this is something you expected after she showed interest in the car
  3033.  
  3034. >what you didn't expect
  3035. >was her to run the few steps that separated the two of you
  3036. >and slam her body onto yours
  3037.  
  3038. >next thing you know, her head is on your chest; arms squeezing your torso
  3039.  
  3040. >as soon as it started, she was off of you, going around the door and preparing to get in
  3041. >she couldn't wait to get into the Camaro
  3042.  
  3043. >you pivot your body to be between her and the car
  3044. >before she lifted her hot.. sexy leg to dip her body into the beast
  3045. >you feel a temptation overcome yourself
  3046. >before you can even ponder if it's a good idea to do so,
  3047.  
  3048. >you reach your hand toward her and pinch her ass
  3049. >her hips thrust forward in reaction as she lets out a reflexive "YIP!!" in the form of a yelp
  3050. >another reaction of hers is to flail her arms behind her to swat your hand
  3051. >but you pull your arm back just in time to miss your hand getting smacked
  3052.  
  3053. >she turns her head around with singed cheeks, softly biting her lower lip
  3054. >"Didn't I say 'look, don't touch?'" she asks in a teasing tone
  3055. >you grab her hand; helping her into the low-sitting car
  3056. >still grinning
  3057. "I'm not a good listener."
  3058.  
  3059. >when she gets in, you close the door behind her
  3060.  
  3061. >you walk around the back of the car to get to the driver door
  3062. >when you get to the rear bumper, you stop
  3063.  
  3064. >and fart again
  3065.  
  3066.  
  3067. >relieved of the held-in methane
  3068. >you open the door and slide into the driver's seat
  3069. >Sunset is looking all around the interior of the car, especially in places she couldn't see clearly from outside
  3070. "What do you think?"
  3071.  
  3072. >yeah, so you're fishing for compliments to the beast
  3073. >and it's not even your car
  3074. >but you loved seeing Sunset excited about something
  3075.  
  3076. >"It's so cool! It has an aftermarket transmission, because these originally came in 4 speed. They also didn't come with CD players, obviously... but a lot of this is original stock. Who's car is this?"
  3077.  
  3078. "Actually, Rainbow gave me the keys this morning. I think it's her dad's or something.."
  3079.  
  3080. >she looks out of the window for a second
  3081. >"Wow... that was really nice of Rainbow."
  3082. "Yeah, it was."
  3083.  
  3084. >as nice as it was for Rainbow to do that; it wasn't something you wanted to talk about to Sunset
  3085. >a nice mood was already set and bringing up the past week would ruin it like water in dog food
  3086.  
  3087. "You want to know what the best part of the car is?"
  3088. >the somber mood was quickly washed away as she turns to you in anticipation
  3089. >"What??"
  3090.  
  3091. >you start the car and it roars
  3092. >hen the roar turns into a rumbling arrhythmic chug
  3093.  
  3094. >you turn on the headlights because it's dark now
  3095. >and outside of your vision, a button next to the CD player lights up
  3096.  
  3097. >she looks like a kid in a candy shop
  3098.  
  3099. >but then she focuses on the lit button
  3100. >"What does this do?"
  3101. >you look at what she's pointing at
  3102. >you have no idea what it does
  3103.  
  3104. "No idea. Again, I'm not a car guy so I'm weary to do anything other than drive it."
  3105.  
  3106. >Sunset's finger gets close to the button, then she hesitates
  3107. >"Only one way to find out.."
  3108.  
  3109. >Sunset presses the button
  3110. >and as if the inside of the car was from Tron
  3111. >lines of red LED lights flip on and glow up the inside of the car
  3112. >they're on the floorboard and even both sides of the middle column
  3113.  
  3114. >you are her see this for the first time
  3115.  
  3116. >"No..."
  3117. "Fucking..."
  3118. >"Way...."
  3119.  
  3120.  
  3121. >after staring for a while, you look back to Sunset
  3122. "I have to make a quick stop at my place, but it won't take more than 2 minutes."
  3123. >"No problem!"
  3124.  
  3125. >you hit play on the CD player
  3126.  
  3127. "Here we go, Sunny."
  3128.  
  3129. >"No way! The music isn't loud enough!"
  3130. >she turns up the music for you
  3131. >"Now, let's do this!"
  3132.  
  3133. pic = your face
  3134. >hell yes
  3135.  
  3136. >you shift to 1st and peel out to get on the street
  3137. >you look over again to see that the G-forces are moving her tits when you change the speed or make a turn
  3138.  
  3139. >too bad you would crash the car if you looked over too much...
  3140. >you flex the engine's power a little on the way, but not enough to go too far over the speed limit
  3141.  
  3142. >as loud as the music is, you and Sunset have to yell when you talk
  3143. >"Since when could you drive stick, anyways??"
  3144. "My uncle taught me before I was old enough to drive!"
  3145.  
  3146.  
  3147. >be Sunset
  3148.  
  3149. >Anon was really pulling this one off
  3150. >and that wasn't something you forgot to notice, either
  3151.  
  3152. >most girls probably wouldn't like his aggressive driving,
  3153. >but this was right up your alley
  3154. >in fact, you wouldn't say anything..
  3155. >but seeing him control this muscle car might or might not have been a turn on
  3156.  
  3157. >it totally was
  3158. >which made it easier to forgive his occasional lewd comment,
  3159.  
  3160. >the rock music was a nice touch, too
  3161.  
  3162. >as he pulled into his driveway, he didn't even turn off the car
  3163. >he looks at you
  3164. >"I'll be right back."
  3165.  
  3166. >he quickly jumps out of the car and calmly runs to his door
  3167.  
  3168. >when he disappears from sight, you have a quiet laugh to yourself
  3169.  
  3170. >there were a lot of things you were still learning about Anon
  3171. >but looking at him drive the car, you learned another thing about him
  3172. >when he was having a good time, it was difficult to not share the feeling
  3173.  
  3174. >at first, you thought it was maybe because you could relate to him
  3175. >not having too many close friends, liking similar music,
  3176. >or maybe you had, subconsciously, kind of bought into the hype that he was cool now...
  3177.  
  3178. >but after thinking last night, another idea popped into your head...
  3179.  
  3180.  
  3181. >he wasn't a super hero; he wasn't some 'bad boy', or any other dream-guy stereotype
  3182.  
  3183. >he had good days and bad days,
  3184. >but he didn't pretend to be something he wasn't
  3185. >when he lost his mind, you knew it
  3186. >in one way, when you two were walking home on Monday; in a completely different way when he saw you with this dress on
  3187.  
  3188. >and when he was having fun, you knew it
  3189. >like when he won the game, and when he was driving the car... or seemingly any time you were with him
  3190.  
  3191. >he wasn't always worried about other people's opinion
  3192. >and though he... could... be an ass, he was really a nice person
  3193.  
  3194. >he was just Anon
  3195. >and he was genuine
  3196. >and you liked that... a lot
  3197.  
  3198. >you imagine what it would be like if Genuine could have been an Element of Harmony back in Equestria
  3199. >but before you even think to answer that, something else -more pressing- appears in your mind
  3200.  
  3201. >he asked you where you were from earlier, and you lied
  3202. >but you couldn't tell him your story tonight
  3203. >it would ruin everything, not only for you, but probably for him as well
  3204.  
  3205. >your mind imagines his shocked face as you tell him that you used to be this world's equivalent of a horse... in another world
  3206. >or that you're from another world in the first place
  3207. >or that you possess some type of magical power
  3208.  
  3209. >if you two ended up being together, you would tell him then
  3210. >but tonight definitely was not the night to tell him about your past
  3211.  
  3212. >before you can finish the mental trail, the driver door opens
  3213. >Anon gets back into the driver's seat
  3214. >"Sorry about that. Now, to dinner!"
  3215.  
  3216. "What did you forget?"
  3217. >"Oh, it's nothing."
  3218.  
  3219. >he pulls out of the driveway and begins down the road
  3220.  
  3221.  
  3222. >be Anon
  3223.  
  3224. >you didn't tell Sunset
  3225. >but the boner you had at her place reminded you of something
  3226. >you would soon be in extremely close proximity with not only Sunset, but probably a few other very good looking girls, wearing hot-looking dresses
  3227.  
  3228. >and popping a bone in the middle of a dance would be a nightmare
  3229.  
  3230. >your mind starts the picture show
  3231. >your doing a slow dance with Sunset
  3232. >everything is going great and you haven't screwed up
  3233.  
  3234. >she pulls herself closer to you, strengthening the intimate moment
  3235. >then pushes herself away from you
  3236.  
  3237. >"ANON!?!? DO YOU HAVE A BONER!?"
  3238. >the music stops and sure enough, your pitched tent seems more than ready to invite Sunset in
  3239.  
  3240. pic
  3241.  
  3242. >she walks out; disgusted
  3243.  
  3244. >back to real time
  3245.  
  3246. >boxers wouldn't do
  3247. >so in the house, you switched them out for a pair of clean compression shorts you usually wore for football
  3248. >to keep the boner contained tonight
  3249.  
  3250. >now confident that you fixed a problem before it even happened, you focus on driving to the restaurant
  3251.  
  3252. "Sunny, are you cold? You can turn on the heat if you are."
  3253. >"Oh no, I'm fine. Thanks though."
  3254.  
  3255.  
  3256. >you two ended up doing a duet to the song
  3257. >actually, you more or less did quiet backup vox for her
  3258. >because you seriously couldn't sing
  3259.  
  3260. >after the song,
  3261. >Sunset looks out of her window
  3262. >"Wait, are we in Summertown?"
  3263. "Yeah! This is where my family lived before we moved to Canterlot."
  3264.  
  3265. >she looks back at you
  3266. >"Tell me about this place! I've been here before but I've never lived here. What's it like?"
  3267. "How about this? I'll tell you all about it when we get to the restaurant."
  3268.  
  3269. >as you start getting closer your destination, you turn down the volume
  3270. >you look over to Sunset
  3271.  
  3272. "Okay, we're almost there. One of my old friends was working at the place earlier today but I forgot to ask if he was working the night shift as well. Anyways, I'm sure you'll like this place."
  3273.  
  3274. >"I'm sure I will too, Anon."
  3275.  
  3276. >about a minute goes by and you pull out your phone
  3277. >and then you hand it to Sunset
  3278.  
  3279. "Sunny, can you go through my contacts and call 'Thunder' for me?"
  3280.  
  3281. >she takes the phone
  3282. >"Sure."
  3283.  
  3284. >she uses your phone to find the contact and then hits the green button
  3285. >hands it back to you
  3286. >"Here you go; I already hit the call button."
  3287.  
  3288. "Thanks."
  3289.  
  3290. >you use your shoulder to press the phone to your ear, because you still need one hand to steer and another to shift gears
  3291.  
  3292.  
  3293. >be Sunset
  3294.  
  3295. >after you hand the phone back to Anon, he uses his shoulder to press it against his ear
  3296.  
  3297. >"Hey, Thunder?"
  3298.  
  3299. >"Yeah, it's me, Anon!"
  3300.  
  3301. >"Nothing much, man. You working tonight?"
  3302.  
  3303. >"Perfect. Listen I got a reservation and I'm almost there. Can you check and see if there's still parking open?"
  3304.  
  3305. >"Yeah, no problem."
  3306.  
  3307. >a few seconds go by
  3308.  
  3309. >"Sweet. Thanks for the heads up. I'll be there soon."
  3310.  
  3311. >he takes his hand to hang up and put the device back into his pocket
  3312. >not knowing what was said, you ask
  3313. "Everything okay?"
  3314.  
  3315. >"Oh yeah. I was worried if there were any open parking spaces left at the place, but there's a few left. We should get there in time to snag one."
  3316.  
  3317. "That's good."
  3318.  
  3319. >after you say that, you continue to look out of your window
  3320. >Summertown was fairly close to Canterlot but you always felt like it was very different from the city you lived in
  3321.  
  3322. >instead of a handful of very big and important things in Canterlot,
  3323. >Summertown seemingly was made up of things like malls, corner restaurants, and not many tourist attractions
  3324.  
  3325. >and while it wasn't the huge city that Canterlot was,
  3326. >it certainly wasn't a 'town' like its name might have you believe
  3327.  
  3328. >another minute goes by and he pulls into a strip mall parking lot
  3329. >he makes a left and continues down the little parking lot road
  3330. >as he reaches the corner, he makes a right
  3331.  
  3332. >as he does this, there is a large building separate from the strip mall in front of you
  3333. >with a bright red neon sign on top of the doors that say..
  3334.  
  3335. pic
  3336.  
  3337. "Is that the place?"
  3338.  
  3339. >you look over to see him smiling at the sign
  3340. >"It sure is."
  3341.  
  3342.  
  3343. >took forever, but Anon finally found a parking space
  3344. >when the car stopped, and the engine's roar came to conclusion
  3345. >you unbuckled the seat belt and reached for the inside door handle
  3346.  
  3347. >but before your hand even touched the handle
  3348. >you heard Anon say, loudly
  3349.  
  3350. >"AH, AH, AH!! Nope! Don't you touch that door."
  3351.  
  3352. >your hand reflexes back towards your body before you look at him
  3353. >at first, your face depicted fear
  3354. >like he might be upset about something
  3355.  
  3356. >but upon meeting eyes, he had only a smile to offer
  3357. >"You're not opening any doors tonight, Sunset."
  3358.  
  3359. >you caught what he meant, and smiled
  3360. >you might be Homecoming Queen
  3361.  
  3362. >but he was really treating you like royalty
  3363. >it was something you weren't used to
  3364. >but something you really liked...
  3365. >it made your heart flutter
  3366.  
  3367. >it was so strange, really
  3368. >one minute, you two were joking about him having to find another dinner date
  3369. >and the next, he's sweeping you off of your feet without even putting forth effort
  3370.  
  3371. >he gets out of the car and walks around the front of the car to get you
  3372.  
  3373. >only halfway around, he decides to back up for some reason
  3374. >he takes a look at you, then grins
  3375. >he gets to his side of the car hood and then slides his body over the hood, rather than walking around the car
  3376.  
  3377. pic
  3378.  
  3379. >but for whatever reason, when he lands his feet on the ground after the 'hood slide' he slips and falls right onto the ground
  3380.  
  3381. >it had been months since you laughed that hard,
  3382.  
  3383. >and that loudly, too
  3384.  
  3385.  
  3386. >he gets up; dusts himself off
  3387. >he sees you almost keeling over with laughter
  3388. >and soon starts laughing himself
  3389. >opens your door and offers his hand to help you out of the low-sitting car
  3390.  
  3391. >"Laugh it up, Queen."
  3392. >you take his hand and gracefully swing your legs out of the car
  3393. "What could possibly make you do that??"
  3394.  
  3395. >he shrugs with a smile
  3396. >"I saw it on an old TV show and I had to try it while I had this car."
  3397.  
  3398. >you hold back a snort-laugh
  3399. >of course; because of some dumb TV show
  3400.  
  3401. "Maybe you need some more practice," you taunt
  3402. >you get out of the car and he closes the door behind you
  3403.  
  3404. >the chill breeze hit your legs as your heels touched the ground
  3405. >the cloudless sky is black with darkness, but the stars shine
  3406. >your nose detects a hint of cigarettes in the air
  3407. >apparently smoking is popular in Summertown
  3408. >but you put that aside
  3409.  
  3410. >"Maybe you need to watch it, Your Highness."
  3411. >he pinches the skin on your elbow
  3412. "Ow! Anon!"
  3413.  
  3414. >"You feel that? That's how my heart feels when you poke fun at me."
  3415. >he says this, trying to sound hurt
  3416. >he's joking, of course
  3417.  
  3418. "Well get used to it, loser."
  3419.  
  3420. >you grab his arm, escort style, and he starts walking towards the restaurant
  3421. >"Remember, we're both losers."
  3422. "And royalty, now!"
  3423.  
  3424. >he looks smug again
  3425. >you feel his idiocy returning
  3426. >he changes his voice to sound haughty and vain
  3427. >"That is correct. Thine King demands thou refer to him as such, henceforth. Backtalk shall be rewarded with demotion to a position of 'slave.'"
  3428.  
  3429. >you play along
  3430. "Of course, my lord. Thine Queen shalt remember such."
  3431.  
  3432. >he chuckles as you two walk
  3433. >"Shit, that felt super nerdy."
  3434. "Well, we /are/ a couple of losers."
  3435.  
  3436. >"Yeah, I guess we are."
  3437.  
  3438. >there is some silence after he says that; barring the sound your heels make upon making contact with the pavement
  3439.  
  3440. >you look to the sky again and take in how pretty the stars look
  3441. "It's a pretty night out tonight, Anon."
  3442.  
  3443. >without missing a beat, he responds
  3444. >"Yeah. A pretty night with a pretty girl."
  3445.  
  3446.  
  3447. >as you get closer to the door, you start to imagine how different living in Canterlot is compared to Summertown
  3448.  
  3449. >Anon opens the door for you, and you walk in
  3450. >as you step inside the eatery,
  3451. >the smell of fresh, warm food invades your nose
  3452. >several people are waiting to be seated, standing against the walls of the entrance, or sitting in long benches
  3453. >the bustle of several conversations being had at once happens around you
  3454. >you can't help but notice two things
  3455.  
  3456. >the vast majority of the people in the restaurant are adults, 30-70 age, all wearing semi-formal attire
  3457. pic
  3458.  
  3459. >and they're almost all speaking with a varying degree of an accent that you're not used to
  3460.  
  3461. variants of Brooklyn-ish accent; think of Goodfellas
  3462.  
  3463. >there's a guy at a podium talking to another couple, telling them how long they would have to wait for a table
  3464. >podium guy seems to be around the same age as yourself
  3465.  
  3466. >but as soon as the couple walks off to wait for an open table,
  3467. >Anon looks towards the guy behind the podium
  3468.  
  3469. Anon = A
  3470.  
  3471. >A: "Yo, Thunder!!"
  3472. >the guy looks up, and his face immediately brightens up to a nearly animated level
  3473. >"Ey, Non!!"
  3474.  
  3475. >he's speaking with a hard accent, same one you thought you heard from the customers; and did he call Anon, 'Non'?
  3476. >he runs over to Anon and they have what can only be known as a bro-hug
  3477. >when this happens, you take a few steps to the side, not waning to get in the way
  3478.  
  3479. >"Where's your ass been, huh?? You didn't forget about us Summertown bastards, did ya?"
  3480. >A: "Hell no, man. I've just been busy."
  3481.  
  3482. >there is clearly a friendship between the two
  3483. >podium guy speaks with a volume that does not care if other people outside of his conversation can hear his dialogue
  3484.  
  3485. >he swivels his head to look behind him, then holds up his index finger to Anon
  3486. >"Ey, lemme get the boys real quick."
  3487.  
  3488.  
  3489. >song plays quietly over the old ceiling speakers
  3490.  
  3491. >podium guy runs over to what you perceive to be the kitchen door, and opens said door
  3492. >"EYY, VITO, JOE; COME OUT HERE! NON'S HERE!!"
  3493.  
  3494. >the guy comes back towards you and Anon in company of two other guys this time
  3495. >one of them says "EYYYY, Non!" and walks up to Anon for a similar bro-hug
  3496. >you look to Anon, and see his genuine smile
  3497.  
  3498. >these must be some of his old friends
  3499. >A: "Joe! How've you been, man?"
  3500. >"Holdin' up, ya know?"
  3501.  
  3502. >this 'Joe' guy talks with a similar accent as the 'Thunder'/Podium guy
  3503.  
  3504. >the last guy steps up to greet Anon with a firm handshake and a one-armed hug
  3505. >"Anon, it is very pleasant to see you again."
  3506. >the last guy, 'Vito' talks with a very fancy Canterlot accent; one that the 'upper crust' would use in the rich district
  3507.  
  3508. >they all get to talking again as if it's a family reunion, without even looking at you
  3509.  
  3510. >they congratulate him on the win against Crystal Prep, update him on some important local news, and ask him how Canterlot is
  3511.  
  3512. >A: "Man, I tell you guys, Canterlot is just different. It idn't Summertown once you leave, ya know?"
  3513.  
  3514. >idn't?
  3515. >is he... talking a little differently??
  3516.  
  3517. >'Thunder' speaks up again, "Yeah but how different? Is it true that all of the girls over there are hot? Cuz I've seen a few and buddy... I'm thinkin' of moving."
  3518. >Anon leans in and lowers his voice to answer; you can't hear what he said
  3519. >but their guffaws after he finished his answer give you an idea of what the answer might have been
  3520.  
  3521. pic
  3522.  
  3523. >then the 'Joe' guy gets a look at you and says "You here with Non?"
  3524. >still not used to the nickname of 'Non' you take a second to answer
  3525. "Umm, yes."
  3526.  
  3527. >when you speak, the guys' conversation stops
  3528.  
  3529. >they all give Anon a thumbs up and a smug head nod
  3530.  
  3531.  
  3532. >the 'Joe' guy takes a step towards you and extends a hand for a handshake
  3533. >which you return
  3534.  
  3535. >he's wearing a chef's uniform, with no hat
  3536. >he's tall and bulky, with a brownish hair
  3537.  
  3538. >he looks like he could play football
  3539. >or kill someone with his bare hands
  3540.  
  3541. >but from what you have seen and heard of him so far,
  3542. >he sounds like he wouldn't hurt a fly
  3543. >and he seems very friendly
  3544.  
  3545. >"You'll hafta forgive my two friends here; these dumb guineas wouldn't know manners if it bit them in their marinara asses."
  3546.  
  3547. >you notice that these guys have no problem cursing at high volume in public,
  3548. >it kinda makes you uncomfortable, but if Anon is okay with it...
  3549.  
  3550. "Oh, no, it's okay."
  3551. >"What's your name, sweetheart?"
  3552.  
  3553. >you weren't sure how to feel about being called 'sweetheart' by this guy, but he seems really nice and Anon looks perfectly fine with it
  3554. >he's just being nice
  3555.  
  3556. "Sunset."
  3557. >"Ey, what a beautiful name. Mine's Joe."
  3558.  
  3559. >Anon chuckles a little bit
  3560. >A: "Hey Joe, tell her your /real/ name."
  3561. >Joe sighs and looks back at you
  3562. >Joe: "I got the nickname 'Doughnut Joe' because I make the brunch here on Sundays."
  3563.  
  3564. pic
  3565.  
  3566. >A: "And because you eat half of what you make."
  3567. >another round of laughs from everyone except yourself and Joe
  3568.  
  3569. >Joe only chuckles with an embarrassed smile
  3570.  
  3571.  
  3572. >before you can say 'nice to meet you'
  3573. >'Thunder' bumps Joe out of the way, and says to him "Fuck yahself, you potato farmin' bastard. Who said you could call us 'guineas' anyways?"
  3574.  
  3575. >Thunder has a medium height for a guy, and a two-toned silver hair
  3576. >he's wearing the same as the rest of the floor staff: black pants, white shirt, red tie
  3577. >but his shirt is crumpled in several places, sleeves poorly rolled up his arms, and whatever knot he used on his tie looks terrible
  3578.  
  3579. >he definitely seems the most abrasive of the bunch
  3580.  
  3581. >he turns to you, lowers his voice, and offers to shake your hand
  3582. >which you do
  3583. >"Da name's Thunderlane, Sunset. Awful nice to meet ya."
  3584. "You too."
  3585.  
  3586. Thunderlane = TL
  3587.  
  3588. >TL: "Ey Sunset, you wouldn't happen ta have any /single/ friends, would ya?"
  3589. >Anon laughs hysterically
  3590. >Joe: "See? No manners."
  3591. >Vito just shakes his head and facepalms, then says "Thunder, I say. That is a wondrous way to embarrass yourself."
  3592.  
  3593. >Thunder looks around at his friends
  3594. >TL: "Anon, back me up, will ya!?"
  3595. >Anon, still laughing, "Hell no, Thunder. You're on your own for this one."
  3596.  
  3597. >Thunder looks back at you
  3598. >TL: "Uhh, sorry. You don't hafta answer that."
  3599.  
  3600. >being severely uncomfortable, you search for a response
  3601. "It's uh... it's okay."
  3602.  
  3603. >Thunder looks and takes a step back towards Anon
  3604. >TL: "Eyy Non, she's with you??"
  3605.  
  3606. >he nods, "Yep,"
  3607.  
  3608. >TL: "Ey fuck you too then, she's a dime 'nd a half! Since when do /you/ pick up 10s??"
  3609. >he says as if you're suddenly not present anymore..
  3610.  
  3611. >Anon shrugs while snickering and says "This week, apparently."
  3612.  
  3613.  
  3614. >as the guys start talking again, the one you haven't met yet separates himself to walk over to you
  3615. >he too offers his palm
  3616. >"My name is Fancy Pants. It is a pleasure to meet you, Sunset."
  3617.  
  3618. Fancy Pants = FP
  3619.  
  3620. >Fancy is also a taller guy, but not as tall as Joe
  3621. >medium build, with blue, slicked back hair
  3622. >his especially clean shave and pricey suit tells you that he isn't regular staff here
  3623. >his Canterlot accent and softer tone puts you at a little more at ease than the other two guys
  3624. >especially Thunder
  3625.  
  3626. "Thanks. I thought I heard Thunder call you 'Vito?'"
  3627. >FP: "Ah, yes. It is a nickname from a movie."
  3628.  
  3629. >the other guys still talking, are not paying attention to your own conversation
  3630.  
  3631. "Oh, okay. Your accent is pretty strong; do you live in Canterlot?"
  3632. >FP: "Why thank you, and no, I do not live in Canterlot. Would you like to know a secret?"
  3633.  
  3634. >you're not sure what that might entail, but you nod your head 'yes'
  3635. >he leans over to get closer to your ear
  3636.  
  3637. >and his accent changes to how Thunder and Joe talk, but much quieter
  3638. >FP: "This is how I actually talk, but since I'm the manager here I use a Canterlot accent; that way the customers don't give me shit."
  3639.  
  3640. >he backs up to a normal distance again
  3641. >you're honestly impressed
  3642. "Your Canterlot accent is /spot on./ How did you learn to do that?"
  3643. >FP: "Several trips to the great city and hours of people-watching. I plan on owning a business in the city one day. 'When in Canterlot...' you know."
  3644.  
  3645. "That makes sense..."
  3646.  
  3647. >he smiles and nods his head
  3648. >FP: "Well once again, it is a pleasure to meet you."
  3649. >you nod
  3650. "A pleasure to meet you as well."
  3651.  
  3652. >he goes back to the other guys
  3653. >you move closer to Anon
  3654. >and by doing so, you can hear their conversation going on
  3655.  
  3656. >TL: "... and the bitch wouldn't even put out. Can you believe that!? Six months, and nothin'!!"
  3657.  
  3658.  
  3659. >be Anon
  3660.  
  3661. >it's so good to see your old friends again
  3662. >memories of dumb decisions are now humor to you
  3663. >as everyone laughs at and with each other
  3664. >the laughs alone from the guys bring you back
  3665.  
  3666. >mistakes, of course, were made with these guys
  3667. >but through it all, you learned important lessons with the bunch
  3668. >in certain ways, you wouldn't be who you are today if it weren't for them
  3669. >everyone went through the hard times
  3670. >but the brotherhood formed made it possible to get through the hard times
  3671.  
  3672. >Fancy briefly tells of his achievements
  3673. >Joe talks about his goals
  3674. >Thunder jokes about his failures; which there were many to choose from
  3675.  
  3676. >all of this happens with the familiar setting of not only this restaurant, but the place at a busy time
  3677. >soft music playing in the background contrasted by loud conversations other than your own
  3678. >the smell of good food and the presence of good friends
  3679.  
  3680. > so many thoughts and memories penetrate your mind that you momentarily forget;
  3681. >Sunset is still with you
  3682. >but as you feel her on your arm again,
  3683. >you are made aware that Thunderlane's tale of "the bitch wouldn't even put out," wasn't exactly Sunset's speed
  3684.  
  3685. >out of Sunset's sight, you motion to Thunder with your slight head movement that he needed to wrap up that story
  3686. >he looks at you, then Sunset, and silently understands
  3687. >as do the other two guys
  3688.  
  3689. >TL: "but, uh... yeah that sucked."
  3690.  
  3691. >extremely glad he got the hint, you exhale
  3692.  
  3693. "Sounds like it, Thunder. So what else have you guys been up to?"
  3694.  
  3695.  
  3696. >the gang immediately recovers from the quick awkward moment
  3697.  
  3698. >Fancy steps back into the circle
  3699. >FP: "I am now one of the managers of the restaurant!"
  3700.  
  3701. "No way! Your dad finally put you in charge??"
  3702. >Thunderlane scoffs
  3703. >TL: "Yeah, and the rest of us still workin' da shit jobs, while Vito gets to prance around in his fancy suits."
  3704.  
  3705. >Joe gets in a fake smile
  3706. >Joe: "Yeah, hows about us gettin' a promotion, Vito?"
  3707.  
  3708. >FP: "Gentlemen, you know I am not in charge of promotions. Those matters are still my father's prerogative."
  3709. >Joe shrugs his shoulders and chuckles, "Eyy, worth a shot."
  3710.  
  3711. >you reach out for a fistbump to Joe
  3712. "Always worth a shot."
  3713.  
  3714. >you look over to Thunder
  3715.  
  3716. "Hey, I talked to Johnny earlier on the phone. Is he still here?"
  3717. >TL: "Nah, his lazy ass got off work, musta been two hours ago. I'll tell 'em you said hey."
  3718. >Sunset gives you a nudge
  3719. >SS: "Who's Johnny?"
  3720.  
  3721. >Joe: "Johnny Appleseed. He's the cousin of Braeburn, another friend of ours."
  3722. >Sunset quickly looks away and silently mouths, "Johnny Appl.. really??"
  3723.  
  3724. >TL: "Ey Non, did you hear about Brae?"
  3725. >Brae was a decent friend of yours before you left, and when Thunder mentioned him,
  3726. >you realized you hadn't heard of him since you moved
  3727. "No, what happened? Is he okay?"
  3728.  
  3729. >the thought of something bad happening to Braeburn wiped the smile off of your face
  3730. >he wasn't exactly close, but he was still a friend
  3731. >and bad news about him wasn't something you wanted to hear, especially tonight
  3732.  
  3733.  
  3734. >TL: "The hick's fine. Him and his pops moved out west!"
  3735. >instantly relieved, you delve further
  3736. "No shit! Have you heard from him since?"
  3737.  
  3738. >FP: "Only twice, I believe. He tells us that he enjoys the new surroundings."
  3739. "Well then, hell yeah; good for him."
  3740.  
  3741. >Sunset hears all of this and slightly tilts her head in confusion
  3742. >SS: "Wait a second, you guys know Braeburn?"
  3743. >you all look at her
  3744.  
  3745. "Yeah. How do /you/ know Braeburn?'
  3746. >SS: "He's Applejack's cousin! She's talked about him a few times. I'm surprised she didn't mention him to you before."
  3747.  
  3748. "Well I only /really/ met her this week..."
  3749. >she must have forgotten that
  3750. >SS: "Oh, right."
  3751.  
  3752. >Thunderlane suddenly looks extremely interested when AJ's name is mentioned
  3753. >TL: "Wait, is that the hot country broad?? Anon! You've met Brae's smokin' cousin and thought you was gunna just slip that by me without sayin' anything??"
  3754.  
  3755. >Sunset stays silent;
  3756.  
  3757. >you shake your head
  3758. >as good of a friend Thunder might have been, he was an idiot on the subject of women
  3759. "It's not that big of a deal, Thunder."
  3760.  
  3761. >TL: "Fuck you and your 'it's not that big of a deal.' Just tell me if she's as hot as everyone says... will ya?"
  3762.  
  3763. >the first part of what he said was a joke; you knew him long enough to know that
  3764. >but he was more than serious about the question
  3765.  
  3766. >if Sunset could have been quieter than silent, she was that, the moment Thunder asked that question
  3767.  
  3768. >you catch yourself about to say 'yes she is'
  3769. >knowing full well that you can't answer like that with Sunset present
  3770.  
  3771. >but manners aren't the reason why you didn't say 'yes she is'
  3772. >and though it is true that Applejack is attractive
  3773. >the difference between her and Sunset was that you had actual feelings for Sunset... AND Sunset was hot
  3774.  
  3775.  
  3776. >you turn your head towards Sunset and once again shake your head,
  3777. >which is your way of silently apologizing for Thunder's behavior
  3778.  
  3779. >you can only think that if she had more time to get to know Thunder, she would know not to be offended by anything he says
  3780.  
  3781. >she sees this, and seemingly understands what you mean
  3782. >but looking at her, you can now see that she looks uncomfortable with the entire conversation
  3783. >as she fidgets with her hands and looks around with her eyes
  3784.  
  3785. >is she worried that you might say yes?
  3786. >has she been offended by something that was said?
  3787.  
  3788. >you then see that a few of the people waiting for their tables are giving condescending glaces at your group
  3789. >you could care less,
  3790. >and if Thunder saw this, his words might be something like, "They can fuck themselves"
  3791. >but you knew that the glances were something Sunset probably noticed far earlier than you did
  3792. >and it wasn't helping her slightly afflictive position in the conversation
  3793.  
  3794. >you could catch up more with the guys later
  3795. >right now, you need to cut this short and get to a table
  3796.  
  3797. >before you can say a word, Joe gives Thunder a hard punch on the shoulder
  3798. >TL: "Shit, Joe!"
  3799.  
  3800. >Joe: "Anon, don't even answer that bullshit. Thunder can't remember how to act in front of a lady."
  3801.  
  3802. >an idea hits your head as Joe says this
  3803. "It's okay, Joe. AJ looks good, no doubt."
  3804.  
  3805. >you aren't looking, but Sunset becomes visibly worried at your answer
  3806. >she dips her head down ever so slightly as if to check her heels
  3807. >but she isn't checking her heels
  3808.  
  3809. "...but I'd choose Sunset over Applejack ten times out of ten."
  3810.  
  3811. >a happiness sparks back onto Sunset's face as her eyes leave the floor
  3812.  
  3813. >you weren't sure if it was what you or Joe said, but Thunder realized his mistake and meekly said, "Yeah, of course. Sorry again, Sunset."
  3814.  
  3815. >you were kinda worried that Sunset had enough of Thunder by now
  3816. >but when you looked back at her, she had another singe in her cheeks, smiling at you as she holds your hand
  3817.  
  3818.  
  3819. >Joe gives you a nod that says, "Well played."
  3820.  
  3821. >Fancy must have had some empathy for Sunset's position because he spoke up and said "Why don't we get the two of you seated? We have a special treat for our guests tonight in the form of a live musical performance."
  3822.  
  3823. >SS: "That sounds great!"
  3824. >the other two quickly picked up on what happened
  3825. Joe: "Yeah, I should get back to the kitchen. I'll be surprised if something's not on fire by now. I'll catch you later, Anon."
  3826.  
  3827. "Definitely. We'll talk later, Joe."
  3828.  
  3829. >a bro-hug later, Joe is back in the kitchen
  3830.  
  3831. >TL: "Lemme check and see what seats Johnny reserved for the two of ya's."
  3832.  
  3833. >Thunder went back to the podium and checked the reservations
  3834. >TL: "Aw fuck no. Ey Vito, Johnny gave 'em number 26."
  3835. >Fancy walked next to Thunder
  3836.  
  3837. >FP: "I wholeheartedly agree; that just won't do. Give our special guests booth number 33."
  3838. >Fancy turns to you and Sunset
  3839. >FP: "Anon, our catching-up can wait until next time. Have a very lovely evening, the both of you."
  3840.  
  3841. "Thanks Vito. Don't sweat too hard in that suit."
  3842. >Vito gives you a firm handshake and a nod that says 'Good luck with Sunset'
  3843.  
  3844. >Thunder makes a motion to you
  3845. >TL: "If you'll follow me please."
  3846.  
  3847. >Sunset grabs your arm once more and you follow Thunder
  3848. >TL: "You two got the best seat in the house, especially for tonight. Close enough to hear the music, but not so close that you can't hear each other talk."
  3849.  
  3850. >Sunset is pleased by this
  3851. >SS: "Perfect!"
  3852.  
  3853. >on the way to the table, you can already feel Sunset's mood brighten up again
  3854.  
  3855.  
  3856. >you also can't help but notice that there are some people sitting down in the restaurant that are looking at you
  3857. >or more accurately: staring at Sunset
  3858. >men and women of all ages,
  3859. >staring at her beauty, then raising an eyebrow at you
  3860.  
  3861. >in so many words, it was a silent but collective:
  3862.  
  3863. >but the best looks were from the old people
  3864. >both members of the elderly couples, especially the men had smug grins towards you
  3865. >you could feel the equivalent of pats on the back and an "Atta Boy" thrown in there
  3866. >and that shit felt good
  3867.  
  3868. >if Thunder said anything right tonight; it was recognizing Sunny as a dime-piece
  3869. >and aside from looking at her from any angle
  3870. >the strangers' stares reaffirmed the notion for you
  3871.  
  3872. >Thunder stops at a booth in the back of the live music room
  3873. >you sit down on one side; Sunset on the other
  3874. >Thunder lays down the menus in front of the two of you respectively
  3875. >TL: "Your server will be here shortly to take care of ya's."
  3876.  
  3877. >he leans over to whisper something to you
  3878. >TL: "..and listen, Vito's pop heard about you coming tonight. Anything less than 75 smacks is on the house."
  3879.  
  3880. >he stands up straight again and speaks at a normal volume, then looks at both you and Sunset
  3881. >TL: "Ey listen, have a great night tonight, got it?"
  3882.  
  3883. >you fistbump him
  3884. >SS: "Thank you, Thunder."
  3885.  
  3886. "You got it, Thunder. Take it easy, and tell Vito's dad that I said hey."
  3887.  
  3888. >by hey, you meant 'hello and thank you very much, sir'
  3889. >Thunder knew what you meant
  3890.  
  3891. >almost instantly, you get a text message
  3892. >look at it; it's from Thunder
  3893.  
  3894. >[Good luck with her tonight, Non. If you fuck up, I'm going after that piece.]
  3895. >knowing he's joking because that's against the bro-code, you respond
  3896. [You got a better chance to land into a cold Hell.]
  3897.  
  3898. >and proceed to laugh harder than what is socially acceptable
  3899.  
  3900.  
  3901. >meanwhile, 1 hour ago
  3902.  
  3903. >be Big Mac
  3904. >as Granny ties your tie, she reprimands you for not knowing how to do so yourself
  3905. >"Macintosh! If'n I told ya once, I done told ya a thousand times! You should know how to tie a tie!"
  3906.  
  3907. "It's just that, ties don't come in handy when ya never wear one. Wasn't plannin' on going to this dance."
  3908. >"Don't sass me, Mac. You ain't eatin' tomorrow until you learn to tie a tie, ya hear?"
  3909. >you nod your head
  3910. >food wasn't a joke, especially to a guy as big as you are
  3911. >but you aren't too worried; how long can it take to learn?
  3912.  
  3913. "Yes ma'am."
  3914.  
  3915. >Granny finishes your tie and takes a step back
  3916. >her coaxing attitude melts away when she sees how you look in a suit
  3917. >you could see her eyes starting to wet
  3918.  
  3919. "Granny, you okay?"
  3920. >she wipes a tear from her eye
  3921. >"I'm sorry, young'n; I'm fine. You look about as handsome as ol' Blue Eyes when I was around your age. That pretty friend of Applejack's is goin'a fall right offa her feet."
  3922.  
  3923. >she pulls you into a tight hug
  3924. "Thanks Granny."
  3925.  
  3926. >there's a moment of silence as she stays latched onto you, as if she doesn't want to let go
  3927. >after a few seconds, with her cheek to your chest, she says
  3928. >"Oh Mac, your paw would be so proud of you."
  3929.  
  3930.  
  3931. >15 minutes later; you're in your truck on the way to Rarity's house
  3932. >out of all the friends that Applejack had over, Rarity was definitely the 'prettiest'
  3933. >but that was all she was; AJ's friend
  3934. >adding of course the fact that her 'upper crust' mannerisms and attraction to social praise could be a little irritating...
  3935. >but you could look past that
  3936. >because she was AJ's best friend and she seemed pretty genuine
  3937.  
  3938. >you might have said 'hello' a handful of times, but meaningful conversation never occurred between the two of you
  3939.  
  3940. >mostly because...
  3941. >1. You were older than her; she obviously didn't take the same classes
  3942. >2. You, from what you knew, didn't have any common interests with her
  3943. >and 3. When she was over at the house spending the night with AJ, you were either at football practice, doing homework, feeding the horses, or taking care of the apple trees
  3944.  
  3945. >and the few times she did catch you, there seemed to be an understood acquaintanceship
  3946. >nothing more
  3947.  
  3948. >but after the two of you were voted runner up king and queen, she insisted on getting your number and going to dinner together
  3949. >but from what you knew of Rarity, and from seeing her response to being voted what she was,
  3950.  
  3951. >she was just excited for the glamour of her position
  3952. >she wanted to do things the traditional route; which meant going to dinner and showing up with the runner up king
  3953.  
  3954. >which suited you fine
  3955. >you weren't exactly excited about going, but you would take her to dinner and show up with her; how she wanted it
  3956. >dances weren't your thing, and neither were dinner dates
  3957. >or most any dates, for that matter
  3958.  
  3959. >but you would do a solid favor for one of your sister's best friends
  3960.  
  3961.  
  3962. >be Anon
  3963.  
  3964. >before you even look at your menu, you take a few moments to look around the restaurant
  3965. >it looks almost exactly how you remembered it
  3966. >maybe a new coat of paint, and there was a five inch stage where the bands used to play on the floor
  3967. >but everything important was still the same
  3968.  
  3969. >this was the hub for you and the guys
  3970. >even before they started to work here
  3971.  
  3972. >but as your mind kept processing old memories, it also slowly reminded you that all of those moments in the past were exactly that;
  3973. >the past
  3974.  
  3975. >and sure, there were some memories you wished you could re-live
  3976. >but as you look across the table to find Sunset, there isn't anything else you wish to experience than what is happening right now
  3977.  
  3978. >she looks up from her menu and smiles at you
  3979. >"Sooooo... where does 'Non' come from?"
  3980.  
  3981. >more than eager to tell the story, but also aware that she may be joking, you ask
  3982. "You sure you wanna know?"
  3983. >she quickly nods her head
  3984. >"Yeah!"
  3985.  
  3986. >you lean in a little over the table to tell the story
  3987. >she leans in as well to hear it
  3988.  
  3989. "Okay so 9th grade; me and the guys you met are sitting at the lunch tables minding our own business. Then, some girl that Thunder took out on a date the weekend prior comes around and starts nagging him. Nagging turns into a scene as she starts bitchin' at him pretty hard. I was just trying to eat my food, but I couldn't even enjoy the awful school food with her that close to me. Thunder had run out of responses as she kept complaining to him, just going on and on about how terrible of a date he was. So with a hungry belly and being a little pissed off for my friend... I turn to her and just say 'Can you please keep your nonsense to a minimum while I'm trying to eat?' ..."
  3990.  
  3991. "She left our table almost immediately and Joe about lost it in laughter. From then on I was 'non' for 'no nonsense' and it was also short for Anon."
  3992.  
  3993. >"Short for Anon?? Anon is only four letters..."
  3994. >you smile and shrug
  3995. "Hey, I didn't make the nickname.."
  3996.  
  3997.  
  3998.  
  3999. >be Big Mac
  4000.  
  4001. >usually by this time on a Saturday night, you were knee deep in liquor (barely having a buzz) watching some college football
  4002.  
  4003. >and though you wanted to have a drink before you left, now was not the time to be drinking
  4004.  
  4005. >not for the sake of driving safety; your tolerance was far too high for one drink to affect your driving skills
  4006. >but because it would be rude to show up to a date with whiskey on your breath
  4007.  
  4008. >at least, that's what you guessed..
  4009.  
  4010. >you get out of the truck once you arrive at Rarity's place, and boy she's got a nice house
  4011. >knock on the door
  4012.  
  4013. >it's ironic, really
  4014. >you were told by the football team that half the girls at the school wanted to go out with you
  4015.  
  4016. >but you had only been on less than five dates in your entire life
  4017.  
  4018. >the ones you weren't interested, you let down softly
  4019. >and the ones you did find likable, always asked to go out on days where you were busy
  4020. >so experience wouldn't be on your side tonight with Rarity
  4021.  
  4022. >you heard loud footsteps coming to the door
  4023. >door opens and someone you presume to be Rarity's dad is in front of you
  4024.  
  4025. >he's a short guy wearing a straw hat; you basically tower over him
  4026. >he has a mustache, and he looks pretty happy to see you
  4027.  
  4028. >"Hiya there! You must be Big Mac!"
  4029. >you nod
  4030. "Eeyup."
  4031.  
  4032. >he reaches out and shakes your hand with a little extra vigor
  4033. >"It's just /super/ to meet ya!"
  4034. >he waves his hand for you to come inside
  4035. >"Come in, come in!"
  4036.  
  4037. "Aite."
  4038.  
  4039. >"Looking might sharp, son. Rarity will appreciate that, I'm sure."
  4040. "Thank you, sir."
  4041.  
  4042. >you step inside the house and notice that the inside of the dwelling is even nicer than the outside
  4043.  
  4044. "Nice place."
  4045. >"Thank ya! It's pretty expensive, but it keeps the women happy..!"
  4046. >you have a good chuckle over that
  4047. >this guy gets it
  4048.  
  4049. >"Ohhh Rarity is just chomping at the bit to go to this dance, ya know? She's still getting ready upstairs, though. I got the game on if you want to watch it while you're waiting!"
  4050.  
  4051. >nod your head
  4052. "Sure."
  4053.  
  4054.  
  4055.  
  4056. >you and Rarity's dad sit on the couch as you watch the game on their huge flat screen TV
  4057.  
  4058. >"You watch football?"
  4059. "Yessir; I was plannin' on watching the whole game before I got voted runner up king."
  4060.  
  4061. >"Oh, that's right! You play at Rarity's school, dontcha?"
  4062. "Yessir,"
  4063. >"Hey, you boys did just a bang up job against that Crystal Prep."
  4064.  
  4065. >as nice as he's being, it feels more natural to talk more
  4066.  
  4067. "Thank you sir. I doubt it was as good to watch as this college game though,"
  4068.  
  4069. >"Ha, it's going to be a good one for sure! If you weren't going to the dance, I'd let ya stay here and watch it on the big screen."
  4070.  
  4071. >it hits you that Rarity's dad is pretty cool
  4072. "'Preciate it, but I don't think Rarity would like it if I stayed here."
  4073. >he slaps your back and laughs
  4074. >"Hoho, buddy she sure wouldn't, either!!"
  4075.  
  4076. >you two discuss football for a while, learning that her dad played as well
  4077.  
  4078. >after what seems like an hour, Rarity comes downstairs
  4079. >but you and her dad aren't looking at her; rather, your eyes are glued to the TV
  4080. >she loudly clears her throat
  4081. >R: "Ahem, how do I look?"
  4082.  
  4083. >Rarity's dad is the first to turn around
  4084. >"Honey, you look absolutely beautiful!"
  4085. >you turn around and look
  4086.  
  4087. >and damn she does, too
  4088.  
  4089. "Eeyup."
  4090.  
  4091. >she shoots you a look saying 'eeyup' wasn't good enough, but by the time she does that,
  4092. >your eyes are already back onto the game
  4093.  
  4094.  
  4095. >be Anon
  4096. >Sunset grins at you
  4097. >"I guess you didn't."
  4098.  
  4099. >a bit of worry overcomes your mind as you remember something
  4100. "Listen, I'm sorry if Thunder offended you when we walked in. If you knew him better, you would know that he doesn't mean anything offensive that he says."
  4101.  
  4102. >she casually shakes her head
  4103. >"No, don't worry about that. You can't control what your friends do; I'm just glad you got to see some old friends tonight. If anything, I'm surprised they are your friends!"
  4104.  
  4105. >that last part caught your attention for sure
  4106. "Wait, why is that?"
  4107. >"I don't know... they just seem kinda.. abrasive. Especially Thunder."
  4108. >after saying that, she reaches her palm out
  4109.  
  4110. >"Not that it's a bad thing..! I just, I just didn't see you hanging out with those kind of guys.."
  4111.  
  4112. >at first, you weren't sure how to feel about what she had just said
  4113. >but then you remembered that she's never lived here
  4114.  
  4115. "Sunny, Summertown is just different from Canterlot. And all of the details I could give would never give justice to the degree of how different the two cities are. Those guys, though I would agree to them being slightly abrasive... those guys were awesome friends. Even Thunder, who has a mouth he can rarely control, always had my back when it mattered."
  4116.  
  4117. >you sigh
  4118. >the last part of what you wanted to say was kind of a downer
  4119.  
  4120. "...which is kinda scarce is Canterlot."
  4121.  
  4122. >Sunset looks confused
  4123. >"What do you mean?"
  4124.  
  4125. >you take a second to think
  4126. "Like... being friends with someone just doesn't mean a lot to most of the people I've met in Canterlot. Sure, some people are fake... but when you're in trouble and you need help, there aren't many people to call for help in that kind of situation."
  4127.  
  4128. >"I... I think I know what you mean. But still, you couldn't call Flash for something like that?"
  4129.  
  4130. "Sure, I could call Flash, but who else? Am I just going to call some random senior who only likes me because he thinks I'm some player?"
  4131.  
  4132. >and reaches out her hand to grab yours
  4133. >"You could call me.."
  4134.  
  4135.  
  4136. >be Big Mac
  4137.  
  4138. >5 minutes later
  4139. >you're still watching the game, partly not wanting to leave before the game ends
  4140.  
  4141. >you hear fingers snapping twice
  4142. >R: "Big Mac, are you ready to go?"
  4143. >you turn to see that Rarity was snapping her fingers at you
  4144. >one hand on her hip and the other looking like it was about to have snapped fingers again
  4145. >as well as the pretty dress she has on, she's wearing a frown that ironically doesn't match
  4146.  
  4147. >you weren't a huge fan of someone snapping their fingers at you
  4148. >and the weird attitude she spoke in wasn't helping either
  4149.  
  4150. >but you put that away and just let it be
  4151.  
  4152. "Eeyup."
  4153.  
  4154. >maybe she'll chill out once she gets in the truck
  4155. >but you can't help but notice that Rarity didn't exactly seem 'chomping at the bit' to go to this thing like her dad said
  4156.  
  4157. >still, you're not doing this for yourself
  4158. >you're doing this for a friend of Applejack's
  4159. >you could put up with a little nonsense if it meant fulfilling a friend's wishes
  4160.  
  4161. >her dad walks the two of you to the door
  4162. >then at the door, he stops and gets very serious
  4163. >"Now Mac, you're not going to do any drugs with my little Rarity, are ya?"
  4164.  
  4165. >it takes a second to process the random question, but you shake your head 'no'
  4166. "Nope, I don't do no drugs anyway."
  4167.  
  4168. >his face brightens up again
  4169. >"Alrighty then! You kids have yourselves just the most fantastic night, okie dokie?"
  4170.  
  4171. >when she sees your truck, she quietly scoffs
  4172. >"This.. is your truck??"
  4173.  
  4174. >again, the way she said that was off-putting
  4175. >where did the calm and generous Rarity you had heard of go??
  4176.  
  4177. >but still deciding to leave it be, you say
  4178.  
  4179. "Eeyup."
  4180.  
  4181.  
  4182. >you hop into your truck and start the engine
  4183. >as you're about to put it into drive, you look next to you
  4184. >Rarity isn't in the truck yet
  4185.  
  4186. >in fact, she's waiting outside of her door... for something
  4187. >and she's not exactly happy about it
  4188.  
  4189. "Umm, ev'rything alright?"
  4190. >"A lady does not open doors while she is on a date," she curtly responds
  4191.  
  4192. >oh
  4193. >alrighty then
  4194.  
  4195. >you lazily get out and open the truck door for her
  4196. >the truck doesn't exactly match the elegance of how Rarity looks
  4197. >but it was what you had to take..
  4198.  
  4199. >you once again get in the truck and start driving toward
  4200. >not the best way to start the night, but it would have to do
  4201.  
  4202. >driving down the road, Rarity starts the conversation
  4203. >"So Big Mac, aren't you excited about the dance?"
  4204. >you shrug your shoulders
  4205. "Dunno. Aren't really my thing, but I'll give 'er a shot."
  4206.  
  4207. >what that meant was that you were a big, working guy
  4208. >who possessed very little amounts of finesse required to be good at dancing
  4209.  
  4210. >what you didn't know was that Rarity didn't take it that way
  4211. >she thought you meant that you weren't excited to be with her..
  4212. >she crosses her arms and ever so slightly raises her nose up
  4213. >"Well then, I see."
  4214.  
  4215.  
  4216. >be Anon
  4217.  
  4218. >as she grabs your hand, you feel a warmth inside you
  4219. "Thanks, Sunny. Sorry for being such a downer at our dinner date."
  4220.  
  4221. >she lets go of your hand
  4222. >"No, you're not being a downer; it's just real life. I really do understand how you feel though. When I realized how awful of a person I was back then, I only had the friendship of Twilight and her friends. But in all honesty, I knew Twilight was the only person who gave me any type of real trust. The others... "
  4223.  
  4224. >she exhales
  4225.  
  4226. >"The others were looking over their shoulders to make sure I wasn't tricking them. But recently I've started to feel different about that. They /are/ my real friends now, and you were right."
  4227.  
  4228. >not remembering what you were right about, you ask
  4229. "Right about what?"
  4230.  
  4231. >"You said on Wednesday, and I quote, 'I don't think people distrust you as much as you think.' I think most everyone has moved on from their old opinion of me; and I know I wouldn't have thought that if it weren't for you. So... thanks."
  4232.  
  4233. >the glimmer in her eyes when she said thanks was something you had never seen before
  4234. >it felt like you had actually done something really nice for someone without really trying
  4235. >like an accidental non-fuckup
  4236.  
  4237. "It's uh... it's no problem. I'm glad you feel better about that."
  4238.  
  4239. >her face depicts a move in conversation
  4240. >and she looks deviantly playful
  4241.  
  4242. >"So the seniors think you're a player, huh? Not to belabor the point but... /are/ you a player?"
  4243.  
  4244. pic = your face
  4245.  
  4246. "No... hell no. C'mon Sunset, you know me better than that!"
  4247.  
  4248.  
  4249. >Sunset looks at you like this
  4250. pic
  4251.  
  4252. >"You sure about that, 85?"
  4253. >you smirk back
  4254.  
  4255. "Positive."
  4256.  
  4257. >she plays with her own hair, twirling it around her index finger
  4258. >"I don't know, maybe I'm into that..."
  4259.  
  4260. >you shake your head like you just woke up
  4261. "..Then uh.... maybe I am...!"
  4262.  
  4263. >she drops the facade and lightly slaps your hand
  4264. >"Wrong answer, Anon."
  4265. "Yeah, I know... but still, I'm not a player. To be honest, I don't even have enough game to be one."
  4266.  
  4267. >"Oh, I don't know... if I didn't like you as much, I might disagree."
  4268.  
  4269. >the genuine, although still kind of awkward, compliment was received well on your part, and a gleeful smile appears
  4270. "Thanks Sunny. But we both know that you could get whoever you wanted..."
  4271.  
  4272. >she swipes her hand
  4273. >"Whatever Anon, lay it on thick, while you're at it."
  4274. "No no, I'm being serious. You... uh, you look amazing. Any one of the seniors would murder someone to replace me right now. And for good reason."
  4275.  
  4276. >she lightly blushes
  4277. >"Well... thanks Anon. You can be sweet sometimes, you know that?"
  4278.  
  4279. >you start to look at your menu
  4280. "I guess I do now."
  4281.  
  4282. >she grabs her menu and begins to look at it
  4283. >when she talks, she sounds almost embarrassed at how real the conversation got
  4284. >"So uh... what do you think you're going to order?"
  4285.  
  4286. >you look at the menu as well, and with a little bit of haughty in your voice, you say
  4287. "Whatever I want."
  4288.  
  4289. >she puts her menu down to look at you with a questioning look on her face
  4290. >"Anon, there are some pretty expensive meals here. Can you afford that?"
  4291. "Yeah, sure I can! And you order whatever you want too, got it?"
  4292.  
  4293. >"Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just get a salad or something."
  4294.  
  4295.  
  4296. >be Big Mac
  4297.  
  4298. >you liked silence more than most, but her silence was getting weird even for you
  4299. >there needed to be some audio going on, even if it wasn't conversation
  4300.  
  4301. "Music?"
  4302. >"I suppose."
  4303.  
  4304. >she said that a little too quickly for you not to notice that she wasn't happy
  4305. >whatever
  4306.  
  4307. >you turn on your CD player
  4308.  
  4309. >as one of your favorite songs plays, your head lightly bobs and a grin appears on your face
  4310. >the worry of making sure you had a good night suddenly melted away
  4311.  
  4312. >your mind immediately goes to what you usually do on Saturday nights
  4313. >which is either spend the night at friend's houses
  4314. >or drinking while watching TV
  4315.  
  4316. >for a moment, you are truly content with this music on
  4317. >this music was your comfort zone
  4318.  
  4319. >but your grin disappears when you look to Rarity, and her un-amused expression
  4320.  
  4321. "This music okay?"
  4322. >"I will never understand your family's obsession with this 'twangy' nonsense."
  4323.  
  4324. >as good of a friend Rarity has been to your sister
  4325. >she was being a little too uppity for your liking right now
  4326. >and by 'a little' you meant a whole hell of a lot
  4327.  
  4328. >but you could look past that if it meant dodging a yelling-at from Applejack for hurting her friend's feelings
  4329. >you sigh
  4330.  
  4331. "Ya can change it if'n ya want."
  4332. >she turns on the radio and switches off of the country station
  4333. >and stops when she hears:
  4334.  
  4335. >as if changing from your music wasn't bad enough,
  4336. >she plays this...
  4337.  
  4338. >pop music just isn't your thing, but you don't say anything to Rarity
  4339. >and as if a pop song alone wasn't bad enough, this was turning out to be one of those 'empowerment' songs
  4340.  
  4341. >which you detested to your core
  4342. >if you needed music to accomplish something, you didn't deserve it in the first place
  4343.  
  4344. >but of course, Rarity starts singing the words of the song
  4345. >you hold back a facepalm
  4346. >this 'date' was going to be rough
  4347.  
  4348. >in order to make the trip bearable, you needed something to take your mind off of her music
  4349.  
  4350. >like, maybe a nicotine buzz
  4351.  
  4352.  
  4353. >you reach into your jacket pocket and whip out your can of dip
  4354. >Rarity is looking out of the window, quietly singing the song
  4355.  
  4356. >you get a nice-sized pinch of the smokeless tobacco and put it in your mouth
  4357. >as you put the can back into your pocket, Rarity looks at you doing so
  4358. >she looks appalled
  4359.  
  4360. >"Big Mac, is that /DIP/ in your mouth??"
  4361.  
  4362. >you look at her, not even slightly embarrassed
  4363. >though you get the feeling that she thinks you should be
  4364.  
  4365. "Eeyup."
  4366.  
  4367. >she rolls her eyes and looks forward
  4368. >"That is absolutely abhorrent. Please spit that out."
  4369.  
  4370. "But I just put it in..."
  4371. >"It matters not. That garbage gives you cancer. Do you want to get cancer?"
  4372.  
  4373. >in this moment, you couldn't care less about cancer
  4374. >you just wanted some relief from her song choice
  4375. >in fact, you might prefer cancer to enduring Rarity's current attitude
  4376.  
  4377. >but you don't want to start anything before you even arrive to the restaurant
  4378. >so you roll down your window and spit the contents out of your mouth
  4379. >and mumble something about a 'waste of good dip'
  4380.  
  4381. >as you roll up your window, you are again greeted with the same, awful song
  4382. >"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks in a motherly manner,
  4383. >which really just puts the cherry on top of her bitchy attitude
  4384.  
  4385. "Nope."
  4386.  
  4387. >she let's out a loud harrumph
  4388. >"Well it should."
  4389.  
  4390.  
  4391. >be Anon
  4392.  
  4393. "Sunset, you are absolutely not ordering a salad. You can get a salad literally anywhere; this place has some of the best food you'll ever have and it will have nothing to do with a salad."
  4394.  
  4395. >"Anon, everything here is kinda pricey; you don't have to spend all of that money on me."
  4396. >you reach over and gently grab her hand
  4397. "I appreciate your attitude on that, but please, order some real food."
  4398.  
  4399. >"Well... okay. What do you recommend?"
  4400. >you let go of her hand and pick up the menu again
  4401. "Get the 'Tour of the Homeland'; it has spaghetti, ravioli, lasagna, and cannoli to boot. The lasagna here will knock you off of your ass."
  4402.  
  4403. >she looks at her menu to find the selection you just mentioned
  4404. >"Anon, that meal is $30!!"
  4405. >you shrug your shoulder
  4406. "So it is; worth every penny though.."
  4407.  
  4408. >about that time a waiter walks over to your table
  4409. >he sees you, then sees Sunset across from you
  4410.  
  4411. >then looks back to you like this
  4412. pic
  4413.  
  4414. >and he says, "How we doing tonight, Boss?" to you
  4415. "Doing pretty good, and yourself?"
  4416. >"Can't complain. What would you like to drink tonight?"
  4417. "Do you guys still have Cheerwine?"
  4418.  
  4419. >he nods in approval of your selection
  4420. >"We sure do."
  4421. "Sweet, I'll have that."
  4422. >"Cheerwine it is."
  4423.  
  4424. >he looks to Sunset
  4425.  
  4426. >"And for the lady?"
  4427. >she looks at what drinks are available
  4428. >SS: "I'll just have a water,"
  4429.  
  4430. >he nods
  4431. >"Water and a Cheerwine, coming right up."
  4432. >and walks off towards the kitchen
  4433.  
  4434. >you kek for a moment
  4435. >he totally called you 'Boss' because of Sunset
  4436.  
  4437.  
  4438. >with the waiter now gone, you notice some movement towards the stage in the large room
  4439. >a bunch of guys with very nice suits are setting up on the stage with musical instruments
  4440.  
  4441. >one guy grabs a microphone and begins to sound check
  4442.  
  4443. >"Anon, $30 is too much for one meal. I'll just have something less expensive."
  4444. >you turn back to her
  4445. "Nonsense."
  4446. >you lean over the table, she clones your moment
  4447. "Everything is on the house for us tonight, courtesy of Vito's dad."
  4448.  
  4449. >"Oh wow, that's really nice of him. Is he here?"
  4450. >you shake your head
  4451. "No, or else I'd thank him in person."
  4452.  
  4453. >Sunset, previously worried you were going to spend too much on her, lightened up once she realized your meals were free tonight.
  4454.  
  4455. >she pops a grin
  4456. >"Then I think I /will/ have the 'Tour'"
  4457.  
  4458. "Awesome!"
  4459. >"What are you getting?"
  4460. "I'm feeling steak tonight.."
  4461.  
  4462. >as you say that, the waiter comes back with three glasses of liquid
  4463. >one is your Cheerwine, one is plainly Sunset's water, and another one has a clear but fizzy drink
  4464.  
  4465. >he gives you your Cheerwine, hands the water to Sunset, and then places the last drink next to her water
  4466. >she looks at the last glass weirdly
  4467. >SS: "Um, I only ordered a water.."
  4468. >the waiter gives her a grin
  4469.  
  4470. >"The second glass is compliments of Thunderlane. Ready to order?"
  4471.  
  4472. "Yes we are. I'll have the Turf and Turf; medium rare on both. And she'll have the Tour."
  4473.  
  4474. >he writes down your selections and nods
  4475. >"Good choices; I'll be back out with those soon."
  4476.  
  4477. >as he leaves again, the band starts to play a song to warm up
  4478.  
  4479.  
  4480. >Sunset gives you a questioning look
  4481. >"What's a Turf and Turf? I didn't see that on the menu.."
  4482. >you're still watching the band warm up, but you answer back
  4483. "It's not on the menu. It's a 16oz T-Bone and a 24oz Porterhouse steak."
  4484.  
  4485. >her eyes widen at this
  4486. >"You can eat all of that?"
  4487. >you chuckle
  4488. "Oh yeah. I skipped lunch for this."
  4489.  
  4490. >"Wow, that's... impressive? Also, do you know what this drink is?"
  4491.  
  4492. >your eyes look at her second drink
  4493. "Looks like a Sprite."
  4494.  
  4495. >she puts the glass to her mouth and takes a sip
  4496. >then chokes
  4497. >trying to not make a scene, she puts effort into holding back her coughing
  4498. >you extend a hand to her shoulder
  4499. "You okay?"
  4500.  
  4501. >the coughing stops
  4502. >"Yeah... *cough* That tastes awful!"
  4503.  
  4504. >your mind goes to what Thunder put in the cup, so you take a sip of it yourself
  4505. >as the liquid slides down your throat, the familiar taste and slight burn tell you exactly what it is
  4506. >you grin a little; but you also lower your voice to Sunset
  4507.  
  4508. "That Thunder is a bastard; this is gin and tonic, with an underline on the gin."
  4509. >"Gin?? Can't he get fired for serving alcohol to minors?"
  4510. "Yep, which is exactly why we're not talking about it loudly. You don't have to drink it if you don't want to.."
  4511.  
  4512. >Sunset looks at the glass and with hesitation grabs a hold of it from you
  4513. >"Well... I guess a few sips won't hurt. I'm uh,"
  4514.  
  4515. >she looks away for a moment
  4516. >"I'm still a little nervous about tonight. Maybe this will help."
  4517.  
  4518. "What are you nervous about?"
  4519. >before she answers, she puts the glass up to her mouth again, and slowly lets the contents fall into her mouth
  4520. >she steels herself, and gulps it down
  4521. >making sure she didn't choke again
  4522.  
  4523. >after her gulp, she takes a long draw of air as her face slightly contorts to show dissatisfaction
  4524. >her tongue momentarily sticks out of her mouth and she slowly shakes her head and lets out an 'ECH'
  4525.  
  4526.  
  4527. >"Ohmygosh, how do you not even gag after drinking something like that?"
  4528.  
  4529. >you chuckle
  4530.  
  4531.  
  4532. >be Big Mac
  4533.  
  4534. >when you think that 'music hell' couldn't last any longer, you finally pull into the restaurant parking lot
  4535. >Rarity got the reservations for this place, and you had never been here
  4536. >but you were told it was extremely fancy
  4537. >which, much like her music selection, you were not a fan of
  4538.  
  4539. >as you pull in, there is a sign at the gaudy front entrance that says (Valet only)
  4540. >you point at it
  4541. "What's that mean?"
  4542. >Rarity scoffs
  4543. >"It means that you have to pull up to the front and a valet will park your truck for you."
  4544. "I can park it myself, though.."
  4545.  
  4546. >you get out of the truck and uncomfortably hand the keys to the attendant
  4547. >then you walk over to open Rarity's door for her
  4548.  
  4549. >Rarity moves her legs to get out of the vehicle
  4550. >Rarity's heel got caught on the truck while she stepped out
  4551. >your truck is a bit higher off the ground compared to most cars
  4552. >so she would have face-planted pretty hard if you didn't immediately catch her
  4553. >but you did catch her just in time
  4554.  
  4555. >her still in your arms, you say
  4556. "Whoa now, you okay?"
  4557. >you thought maybe you'd catch a break from her attitude and she would thank you
  4558. >but no, she just gets even more pissed
  4559.  
  4560. >she dusts herself off and stands on her own
  4561. >with a mix of embarrassment and discontent on her face
  4562. >"We should have just taken my car instead of this /rust bucket/."
  4563.  
  4564. >that one...
  4565. >that one actually kind of hurt
  4566. >your shoulders droop as memories flood your mind from all of the time spent either driving the truck, or working on the vehicle
  4567.  
  4568. pic
  4569.  
  4570. >all the times you changed the oil; put on new paint; replaced parts
  4571. >sure, it wasn't the most prestigious vehicle, nor the most reliable
  4572.  
  4573. >but you could never sell it because...
  4574.  
  4575. "It was Paw's..."
  4576.  
  4577.  
  4578. >Rarity calling your Paw's old truck a 'rust bucket' really just sealed the deal
  4579. >this dinner date would be a quick nightmare - at best
  4580.  
  4581. >but you were a man
  4582. >and you wouldn't let her pompous attitude break you out of your gentleman's personality
  4583. >you didn't need to stoop to that level; because you were better than that
  4584.  
  4585. >all the while, you hear the echos of the football team who had been out with Rarity
  4586. >and at the time when you heard these nightmare-level stories, you had disbelief
  4587. >the few times you saw her with AJ, she seemed nice enough
  4588.  
  4589. >but now, you knew that the stories were undoubtedly true
  4590. >as she walked in front of you to enter the fancy restaurant, a doorman opened the door for the two of you
  4591.  
  4592. >you could have looked at what awaited you inside the building
  4593. >but your eyes went to the girl you were 'with'
  4594. >her dress lightly hugged her ass, and her curvatures were implied by vision when her hips lightly bounced from side to side as she traversed in her heels
  4595.  
  4596. >she looked great; no doubt about it
  4597. >you being an ass man, this spectacle would often cause arousal
  4598. >but you wouldn't even touch her at this point; in case 'bitchiness' and 'ungratefulness' were contagious
  4599.  
  4600. >the moment passes and you are soon within the belly of the beast
  4601. >and you couldn't have been more uncomfortable
  4602.  
  4603. >marble, glass, gold, lights everywhere
  4604. >the waiting room was a giant terrace overlooking the dining floor of the restaurant
  4605. >a large and fancy stairwell connected the two levels
  4606.  
  4607. >in the middle of the castle-like building was a giant chandelier
  4608. >and below that was a lifted part of the expensive floor, where a symphony played
  4609.  
  4610. >you weren't a fish out of water here
  4611.  
  4612. >you were a cooked fish cannon-launched into the vacuum of deep space, gasping for air where there was none to be had
  4613.  
  4614.  
  4615. >be Anon
  4616.  
  4617. "Probably too much practice. That, and I have my dad's liver."
  4618.  
  4619. >she pushes the glass towards you
  4620. >"You want some?"
  4621. >you shake your head
  4622. "No thanks, I have to drive. Plus, I shouldn't drink while taking these pain meds."
  4623.  
  4624. >as you say this, a familiar headache started back up
  4625. >you didn't eat lunch or take your medicine in between breakfast and now
  4626. >you check your pockets, only to find them devoid of your pill bottle
  4627. >your face turns into a look of horror
  4628. "Shit."
  4629.  
  4630. >Sunset sees this
  4631. >"What's wrong??" she asks in a caring tone
  4632. >you put your head down on the table
  4633. "I forgot my medicine... fuck. I'm going to have a headache all night now..."
  4634.  
  4635. >there is a silence at your table as your mind goes over what it's going to be like to have to dance all night with your head pounding
  4636. >a few seconds later, something lightly taps your head; still on the table
  4637.  
  4638. >you look up and see her warm smile
  4639. pic
  4640.  
  4641. >and a pill bottle in her hand, next to your head
  4642. >"I, uh.. I brought some with me tonight in case you forgot yours."
  4643.  
  4644. >you return a smile of equal warmth, knowing full well that she just saved you from a headache
  4645. >a headache that could have ruined the night for you
  4646. >you gently take the bottle from her and open it up
  4647. "Thanks Sunny. You got a knack for looking out for me."
  4648.  
  4649. >she looks away, bashful
  4650. >"I try."
  4651.  
  4652. >you put 5 of the pills in your hand, then into your mouth
  4653. >wash them down with some Cheerwine
  4654.  
  4655. >at this moment, the house lights dim;
  4656. >the stage lights go on
  4657. >a worker comes by and places an old fashioned lamp at the back of your private table, and lights the lamp
  4658.  
  4659. >the band begins to play
  4660.  
  4661. >you watch the scene unfold as the beautiful, old-fashioned music begins
  4662. >you grab Sunset's hand with a confident grin and say
  4663. "You know what?"
  4664.  
  4665. >"What?" she says with an eager smile
  4666.  
  4667. "..I think tonight might be alright."
  4668.  
  4669. >"I think it already is."
  4670.  
  4671.  
  4672. >you snicker a little
  4673. "Don't say that just yet, I just have plenty of time to screw this up for the both of us."
  4674. >she adds to the laughter
  4675.  
  4676. >"I don't know, so far everything is way better expected."
  4677. >you fake being offended
  4678. "Oh so you don't expect that much out of me??"
  4679.  
  4680. >she squeezes your palm
  4681. >"You know that's not what I meant. It's just... you can't expect that much when we decided to go to the dance the night before. But here we are.."
  4682.  
  4683. >she looks around the room with the romantic setting, the band, the nice booth you two are sharing, the lamp
  4684. >then back at you
  4685.  
  4686. >"...you have a suit on, you somehow got a Camaro for the night, this restaurant is awesome, our meals are free, and you got our dance tickets for free."
  4687.  
  4688. >she puts on a smirk
  4689. >"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were in the mafia or something. What, with all this free stuff and old connections.."
  4690.  
  4691. >your mind tells you not to do what you're about to do
  4692. >but it's too late
  4693.  
  4694. >you put on a very serious face
  4695. "Sunset, I need to tell you something very important..."
  4696.  
  4697. >her smirk quickly melts into horror
  4698. >"..No... you're /not/, right??"
  4699.  
  4700. >you drop the act and laugh at her expensive
  4701. "No, totally not."
  4702.  
  4703. >she facepalms, trying to hold back a grin
  4704. >"I change my mind; you /are/ an ass sometimes."
  4705.  
  4706. "Aww c'mon Sunny, you walked yourself right into that one."
  4707.  
  4708. >before she could argue, your waiter came back with your food
  4709. >he holds a giant plate in each hands
  4710. >"Alright, here's a plate for the lady.."
  4711.  
  4712. >he sets down a plate that hold a conglomerate of different pasta dishes
  4713.  
  4714. >"And a plate for the boss-man."
  4715. >he sets down the other plate in front of you, a plate which holds two giant steaks
  4716. "Now we're talking."
  4717.  
  4718. >he looks to the both of you
  4719. >"Everything look okay?"
  4720. >SS: "Yes, thank you."
  4721. "Yeah it does!"
  4722.  
  4723. >"Great, enjoy your meal."
  4724.  
  4725.  
  4726. >the band begins their next song
  4727.  
  4728. >before you dig into your meal, there is a moment where you look at her..
  4729. >just to look at her
  4730.  
  4731. >in the pseudo darkness, only penetrated by the lamp light
  4732. >Sunset's hair absorbs the candle light, reflecting off a warm glow, brightening her blonde streaks, and darkening her red streaks
  4733. >since the lamp is to your right; her left,
  4734. >the other side of her face is a bit more shadowed
  4735. >but when you look at her eyes, you can see the candle light bounce and flare
  4736.  
  4737. >and as you see this, you have a feeling hit you like a brick wall
  4738. >it feels like you just won the lottery, and what was happening to you right now required that much luck in the first place
  4739.  
  4740. >then you notice that she's doing the same; her food is also untouched
  4741. >"What do you see?" she asks
  4742. "What?"
  4743.  
  4744. >"What are you looking at?"
  4745. >not wanting to ruin a nice moment by being too feely,
  4746. "Oh, it's nothing."
  4747.  
  4748. >"No, c'mon, what was it?"
  4749.  
  4750. >to hell with it
  4751. "Uhhh... I was looking at the candle flare back and forth in your eyes."
  4752.  
  4753. >she smiles
  4754. >"Yours eyes were doing the same."
  4755.  
  4756. >after she says that, your stomach roars with a growl
  4757. >"I guess you're hungry?"
  4758. "Starving."
  4759.  
  4760. >you both pick up your eating utensils and dig in
  4761. >"By the way, this is way too much food. No way I can finish all of this."
  4762. "We can take home what you can't finish."
  4763.  
  4764. >Sunset takes a bite of the spaghetti portion of her giant meal
  4765.  
  4766. >"Oh my /god/, this is good."
  4767. "I know right? I bet you that Joe made our meals himself. You want to know the secret to his spaghetti?"
  4768.  
  4769. >"Yeah, tell me."
  4770. "It's all in the sauce. Back in the day when he used to cook for fun, he'd get the garlic to put into the sauce. He'd use a clean shaving razor to cut the garlic so thin that it would dissolve into the sauce itself."
  4771.  
  4772. >"Wow, I've never heard of that before. I should try that myself."
  4773. >moment of pause
  4774. >"Maybe I'll make some for you next time you come over.."
  4775.  
  4776. >you look up and smile
  4777. "Sounds like a plan."
  4778.  
  4779.  
  4780. >be Big Mac
  4781.  
  4782. >as you're looking around, you aren't paying attention to where Rarity is
  4783. >you're just taking in the scene
  4784.  
  4785. >then you hear
  4786. >"Helloooo? Big Mac, they have our table ready. Let's not move at a snail's pace, shall we?"
  4787. >the beautiful surroundings were ruined by Rarity's voice/tone
  4788.  
  4789. >you decide not to say anything at all instead of what was on your mind
  4790. >you just had to get through this meal and you were home free
  4791.  
  4792. >1 minute later
  4793. >seated at a table
  4794. >"Big Mac, you're looking around like you haven't been to a place like this before..."
  4795. "Cuz I haven't..."
  4796.  
  4797. >Rarity facepalms
  4798. >"/Of course/ you haven't..."
  4799.  
  4800. >a man in a very nice suit comes by
  4801. >"Why, good evening Miss Rarity. It is an honor to see you again."
  4802. >he takes her hand and lightly kisses it
  4803.  
  4804. >she looks to you when he kissed her hand
  4805. >as if you should have done the same when you saw her
  4806.  
  4807. >you would rather have kissed a rattlesnake right in the mouth than even kiss Rarity's hand right now
  4808.  
  4809. >R: "No, the pleasure is all mine."
  4810.  
  4811. >the guy looks to you
  4812. >"And who do we have here?"
  4813. >this guy hasn't done anything rude to you, so you reach out your hand for a handshake
  4814. "Big Mac."
  4815.  
  4816. >you shake his hand, but his grip was very light and he seemingly was not ready for your firm handshake
  4817. >he pulls back his hand as if it was in pain
  4818. >"Ach.." he says, grabbing his hand
  4819.  
  4820. >R: "Big Mac, please refrain from being so brutish!"
  4821. "It was only a handshake..."
  4822.  
  4823. >"No Miss Rarity, he is quite right. I am not used to firm handshakes from our guests here. Sir Big Mac, may I get you something to drink?"
  4824.  
  4825. >you mumble
  4826. "Handle a' whiskey..." for that might be the only thing that could make this bearable
  4827.  
  4828. >however, in your irritation, you said that louder than a mumble,
  4829. >and both the waiter and Rarity heard it
  4830. >Rarity's face depicted rage
  4831.  
  4832. >"Oh I'm terribly sorry sir, we don't serve any 'whiskey' at this establishment."
  4833. >R: "You're not even old enough to drink!"
  4834.  
  4835. "Water will do then."
  4836.  
  4837.  
  4838. >be Anon
  4839.  
  4840.  
  4841. >"So, tell me about living here. What's it like?"
  4842. "I don't even know how to describe it, really. I told you, I could never give justice to the degree of how different the two cities are."
  4843.  
  4844. >"Well, try your best."
  4845.  
  4846. >you look around for a second, thinking of what to say
  4847. >then your eyes land on her 'secondary drink'
  4848. >you point to it
  4849.  
  4850. "See that? That's Summertown."
  4851. >her eyes follow your finger to the drink
  4852. >"What?? Alcohol is that popular here?"
  4853.  
  4854. >that's not at all what you meant
  4855. >you shake your head and take your first bite of steak
  4856. "Oh, this steak is so good. Joe definitely made this."
  4857.  
  4858. >she still looks confused
  4859.  
  4860. "Summertown, right. No, it's not about the drink per se. It's the fact that you have it right now. I guess alcohol /is/ more popular here in a general sense, but.. you didn't ask for that drink, right?"
  4861.  
  4862. >she nods her head
  4863. >"Right."
  4864.  
  4865. "And you're too young to order it anyways, right? And someone could get fired if a cop walked in here and saw you have it, right?"
  4866.  
  4867. >"Right."
  4868.  
  4869. "But that's the point; no one cares. That drink is here because my friends work here and you're here with me. And look around us,"
  4870.  
  4871. >she does so
  4872. "No one here cares; as long as we aren't making a scene or hurting anyone. To be honest, I can't imagine that ever happening in Canterlot. Everyone cares about everything in Canterlot."
  4873.  
  4874. >"But why /not/ care? I mean, it's still illegal... is everyone here just apathetic?"
  4875. >you shrug your shoulders
  4876.  
  4877. "Yes and no. I can't really explain anymore than that, and even if I could, it's completely uninteresting."
  4878.  
  4879.  
  4880. >Sunset takes a big swallow of her food
  4881. >"No no, it's not uninteresting! Tell me more; what did you do around here?"
  4882.  
  4883. >you take a nice chomp at your steak
  4884. "Dodge trouble, mostly."
  4885.  
  4886. >she rolls her eyes
  4887. >"Pfft, yeah. Big bad Anon coming through."
  4888.  
  4889. "Keep it up, missy."
  4890. >another bite
  4891.  
  4892. "It wasn't like that; we just did a lot of stupid stuff to pass the time. There isn't as much to do compared to Canterlot. Other than that it was just the same stuff I do now like school and football."
  4893.  
  4894. >"I'm guessing this is all with the guys I met tonight?"
  4895. "Right."
  4896.  
  4897. >"What about them? What's it like to hang out with them? What did you guys do? Tell me more about them."
  4898.  
  4899. >you proceed to tell her about your escapades with the old crew
  4900. >first you tell her about your friends, and what they're like
  4901.  
  4902. >then you tell her the story of when you had your first drink with them
  4903. >some of the parties they had
  4904. >and quite a lot more
  4905.  
  4906. >at first, you thought that she was asking out of respect; to keep the conversation going
  4907. >but she looked genuinely interested in your 'old life'
  4908. >and kept asking more about you, your friends, and your hometown
  4909. >and as odd as it felt, it felt good to tell your old stories to someone who wanted to hear them
  4910.  
  4911. >towards the end of one story, you feel your phone vibrate
  4912.  
  4913.  
  4914. >next song
  4915.  
  4916. >you look at your phone in mid sentence
  4917. "...so I don't know what he meant by that because..."
  4918.  
  4919. >text from Applejack
  4920. >[We need to talk.]
  4921.  
  4922. >you finish the sentence very slowly
  4923. "..he was a manager before I left."
  4924.  
  4925. >"Everything okay?"
  4926.  
  4927. >you weren't sure, actually
  4928. >you think to why AJ would send you this right now..
  4929. >and remember that you two hadn't really talked about the two of you after the game last night
  4930. >because on Wednesday she said she wanted to talk when Rainbow was off of suspension
  4931.  
  4932. >but you thought she said it could wait until Monday?
  4933. >maybe she didn't say that; you couldn't remember
  4934.  
  4935. >either way, now she wanted to bring it up..
  4936.  
  4937. [Can it wait at least until the dance? I'm at dinner.]
  4938. >[Sure.]
  4939.  
  4940. >put your phone back into your pocket
  4941. >and for a moment, your mind goes to panic mode
  4942. >but you soon get a little more control of your thoughts
  4943.  
  4944. >you needed to think clearly on this
  4945. >you couldn't blow her off at the dance
  4946. >she would just find you and make things even more awkward
  4947. >so that was out
  4948.  
  4949. >you needed to talk to her pretty soon once you got there
  4950. >because it would be on your mind until it happened
  4951.  
  4952. >but it was what she wanted to say that got you worried
  4953.  
  4954. >"Anon, what is it?"
  4955.  
  4956. >you shake your head
  4957. >no reason to ruin the great time you're having with Sunset because of a text
  4958. >but it's in the back of your mind no matter what
  4959.  
  4960. >what is AJ going to say to you?
  4961.  
  4962. "It's, uh..it's nothing."
  4963.  
  4964. >you need to move the conversation off of you
  4965.  
  4966. "So I've told you half of my life story tonight; let's hear some from you! What was your hometown like?"
  4967.  
  4968.  
  4969. >be Big Mac
  4970.  
  4971. >"Really, Big Mac! Ordering whiskey at a place like this, and being underage as well!"
  4972. "I like drinkin'...."
  4973.  
  4974. >she scoffs
  4975. "I suppose that would bring relief to living in the sticks."
  4976.  
  4977. >and now she's putting down where you live...
  4978. >all this time, you're wondering if you're in some nightmare where Rarity is insufferable
  4979. >and in real life, she's as nice as you thought she was
  4980.  
  4981. >you give your arm a nasty pinch to see if that ends the nightmare
  4982. >nope, you're still here
  4983. >in Castle Hell
  4984. >with Nightmare Rarity
  4985.  
  4986. >the symphony stars playing
  4987.  
  4988. >this furthers your bad mood
  4989. >you can't argue that whoever wrote this kind of music was talented
  4990. >but it wasn't your style in the least bit
  4991.  
  4992. >and even if one day you grow to like this music,
  4993. >you won't; because you'll think of this situation when you hear it
  4994.  
  4995. >"Do you know what you will order?"
  4996. >you pick up the menu
  4997. >all of this irritation has got you mighty hungry
  4998. >you could go for a nice double cheeseburger
  4999.  
  5000. >or 7 of them..
  5001.  
  5002. >but the menu not only has some insanely, unreadable, fancy font
  5003. >it's also in a fancy language you don't know
  5004.  
  5005. >this night just keeps getting better and better
  5006. "Nope. An' I can't read this..."
  5007.  
  5008. >she looks up from her menu to look at you
  5009. >you prepared for more insults
  5010. >but instead she waves her hand
  5011. >"Don't worry, I'll order for you."
  5012.  
  5013. >wait
  5014. >wait just a damn second
  5015. >did she just pass up an opportunity to say something nasty,
  5016. >and not only pass it up, but also offer to help you?
  5017.  
  5018. "Huh, aite."
  5019.  
  5020. >maybe she would turn around by the end of the night...?
  5021.  
  5022.  
  5023. >be Sunset
  5024.  
  5025. >you asked Anon about his past
  5026. >and now he wanted to know about yours...
  5027. >it was only fair for him to ask..
  5028.  
  5029. >you return to fear as it would be impolite to not answer
  5030. >but you can't tell him where you're from either
  5031.  
  5032. >the singer for the band gets up to the mic after their last song ends and says "And that was the Godfather's three favorite songs from the Homeland."
  5033.  
  5034. >Anon faces the band and starts clapping with the rest of the crowd in the restaurant
  5035. >you follow his lead in doing so
  5036.  
  5037. >then the singer says, "And now for some more music."
  5038.  
  5039. >if he found out that you were born a pony and told him of your magic...
  5040. >he might get upset and leave the date...
  5041. >and you wouldn't blame him for doing that
  5042.  
  5043. >it must be so weird for people to know that you're not from this place at all
  5044. >but rather than answer immediately, your mind comes up with an idea
  5045.  
  5046. "Before that, can I have a bite of your steak?"
  5047.  
  5048. >Anon looks at his steak, which he has already devoured most of it in between telling you his stories
  5049. >"Sure, absolutely!"
  5050.  
  5051. >he cuts off a piece of one of the steaks and extends his fork to you
  5052. >but instead of grabbing the fork, you just bite the steak off of the fork
  5053.  
  5054. >in the time it takes to chew the delicious meat, you still haven't come up with any ideas
  5055. >and this worsens your nerves
  5056. "Can I have another piece?" you ask a little too fast
  5057.  
  5058. >"Yeah, no problem. It's so good, right? You just want to borrow my plate?"
  5059.  
  5060. >you quickly say
  5061. "No, just put it in me."
  5062.  
  5063.  
  5064. >Anon begins to cut another piece of steak; then his whole body freezes
  5065. >as you think of what you said, you realize your accidental double entendre
  5066. pic
  5067.  
  5068. >put your hands over your mouth, and your cheeks set aflame
  5069. >you look at Anon and his knife starts to shake a little in the steak
  5070. >after this stops, Anon looks up at you with a grin and a cocked eyebrow
  5071. >"Say that again?"
  5072.  
  5073. >you couldn't be more embarrassed, so you squeak out a,
  5074. "No!"
  5075.  
  5076. >he drops the fork and knife onto his plate and leans over a little
  5077. >"You sure?"
  5078.  
  5079. "I-I totally didn't mean it like that. I'm so sorry."
  5080.  
  5081. >he laughs it off,
  5082. "I know, Sunny. You're adorable when you're embarrassed."
  5083.  
  5084. >after he says this, your heart starts beating at a normal rate again
  5085. >"You still want another bite?"
  5086. "Uhh, yes."
  5087.  
  5088. >he does the same motion with the fork as last time
  5089. >but not before saying in a quieter voice, "Still want it in you?"
  5090.  
  5091. >he wouldn't let you live that down for at least a year
  5092. >you grab the fork out of his hand this time and put the meat in your mouth
  5093. "Shut up."
  5094.  
  5095. >but of course, that doesn't stop his jokes at you
  5096. >"Aww, little Sunny's all embarrassed."
  5097.  
  5098. >feeling flustered, you respond
  5099. "I'm going to stick this fork in your eye, Anon."
  5100.  
  5101. >he puts up a hand, still kind of laughing
  5102. >"Okay, okay; I'll stop."
  5103.  
  5104. "..."
  5105.  
  5106. >"...right after I put it in you."
  5107. "Anon!!"
  5108.  
  5109.  
  5110. >a playful scolding over with, you continue with your meal
  5111.  
  5112. >Though the thought of sex with Anon was becoming more appealing as the date went on...
  5113.  
  5114. >"What were we talking about?"
  5115.  
  5116. >you twirl your fork in the pasta, thinking still of what to say
  5117. >but
  5118. >if he forgot, then you could direct the conversation elsewhere
  5119.  
  5120. "Ummmm, I don't remember!"
  5121. >with a chuckle, he says "Me neither."
  5122.  
  5123. >this gives you the green light to shift the dialogue elsewhere
  5124. "Here's a question: What is your greatest weakness?"
  5125.  
  5126. >"Probably food, or alcohol."
  5127. >you shake your head
  5128. "No, I mean like a personality flaw, Anon."
  5129.  
  5130. >with a mouthful of steak, he says "Oh, that."
  5131. >he chews the food and thinks in silence
  5132. >"Getting deep over here, aren't we?"
  5133.  
  5134. >you think to yourself as well
  5135. >was that too deep of a question for a first date?
  5136. >did you just make him uncomfortable?
  5137. "I guess.. you don't have to answer if you don't want to."
  5138.  
  5139. >he waves his hand
  5140. >"No, it's a fair one. Lemme think."
  5141.  
  5142. >you warmly smile
  5143. "Take all of the time you need."
  5144.  
  5145. >he takes another bite of his meal and you continue on with your own
  5146. >"I'm not a good judge of these things, especially for myself. But if I had to guess, it would be trust."
  5147.  
  5148. >you try to chew your food so you can ask why
  5149.  
  5150. >"And before you ask why, there really isn't a specific reason. There's no sad, pathetic, boo-hoo story to give on why I'm that way. I just find it difficult to trust people."
  5151.  
  5152. "Do you trust /me/?"
  5153. >he waits a second
  5154. >"You continue to have my back when I need it, and you were nice to me even when I wasn't to you. Yeah; I'd be insane not to, right?"
  5155.  
  5156. >there's a warmth you feel when he says that
  5157. >"What about you? What's your biggest vice?"
  5158.  
  5159. >you look at your food for the sole purpose of not looking Anon in the eye
  5160. >and softly say
  5161.  
  5162. "Self-esteem."
  5163.  
  5164.  
  5165. >be Anon
  5166.  
  5167. >great
  5168. >you just opened the emotional faucet by asking her this
  5169. >and as much as you honestly cared about her feeling good
  5170. >you had listened to her go on about this before
  5171. >and you knew what she was going to say
  5172. >you could feel it in your loins
  5173.  
  5174. >but you're not a shitty person
  5175. >an ass, sometimes,
  5176. >but not a shitty person
  5177. >so you let her get it out of her system for the night
  5178.  
  5179. "How is that?"
  5180.  
  5181. >she's not looking at you, rather staring at her food
  5182. >"I've told you most of this before, but after you spend so much time being an awful person it's hard to believe you're good; even when you try so hard to be a good person. I get anxious.. at myself and other people sometimes. Does that make sense?"
  5183.  
  5184. >you might as well get this off of your mind
  5185.  
  5186. "I guess so. I've never dealt with what you're dealing with to the same degree, but I can try to imagine what it's like. Though, I'm also not dumb enough to believe that my imagination of how you feel is anywhere near 100% accurate. I just, can't fully understand how someone who looks as good as you do could be anxious about what other people think..."
  5187.  
  5188. >she shakes her head, still not looking up
  5189. >"It's not about how I look, Anon..."
  5190.  
  5191. >fugg
  5192. >you said the wrong thing.. didn't you?
  5193.  
  5194. >"It's having the burden of knowing who I was and never knowing if that will fully go away. It's the feeling of being alone, even when people are around."
  5195.  
  5196. >time to drop this conversation
  5197. >she usually gets emotional if this goes any further, and walking out with your date crying isn't how you wanted this to go
  5198. >but before you can say anything..
  5199.  
  5200. >"...but I wouldn't bring that up here if I was going to leave it at that. I wouldn't spoil our date by being a downer."
  5201.  
  5202.  
  5203. >while this happens
  5204. >next song starts, and it's just 2 guys playing stringed instruments
  5205. >a guitar and a mandolin
  5206.  
  5207. >she takes a breath and then exhales
  5208. >now she looks at you
  5209.  
  5210. >"You make me feel better about all of that. You made me realize that there's no reason to keep myself down about this anymore. I've spent too many nights being depressed... crying... about something I can't go back and change. Whenever you're around I feel... I feel like... I like who I am again. I feel.. comfortable with you. I'm not really worried when you say I shouldn't be, and I... I like the idea of being your date."
  5211.  
  5212. >she looks like she's not done, so you don't interrupt
  5213.  
  5214. >"There's always going to be a small part of me that will doubt, or be anxious. I want you to know that. But from now on I'm not going to let that get in the way of enjoying myself, especially when I'm with you."
  5215.  
  5216. >well,
  5217. >no shit
  5218. >that went far better than expected
  5219.  
  5220. >but Sunset quickly looks away again, her courage gone from her person
  5221. >"I'm sorry, I know you don't like talking about 'feely' stuff; I'll shut up now."
  5222.  
  5223. >you quickly grab her hand across the table
  5224. >and she looks back at you
  5225.  
  5226. "No! Don't shut up, Sunset. I like you too; that's why were's here. And I'm glad that I can make you feel better about that kind of stuff. I.. like seeing you happy. I'm glad I could help you."
  5227.  
  5228.  
  5229. >it still felt a little weird to express actual romantic feelings
  5230. >but you for sure like Sunset, and it felt natural to say that to her
  5231. >and in a weird way, your happiness for her extended beyond romantic feelings
  5232. >you were pretty proud of yourself for helping her with a problem; one you had no idea was as bad as you had previously thought
  5233.  
  5234. >and oddly enough, you needed to hear that
  5235. >you needed a reminder than even someone as pretty and nice as Sunset, was still only human
  5236. >just like you
  5237. >you felt like you really knew her now
  5238. >like her being into you wasn't too good to be true
  5239. >because she had her faults just like you had yours
  5240.  
  5241. >after you finished your response, she asks
  5242. >"So you don't think that, like I'm a... like a pretty basket case, even after I told you all of this?"
  5243.  
  5244. >sweet lord, she's adorable
  5245. "No way. It sounds like you've gone through a lot, but you're not a basket case. No one is insane for having human emotions."
  5246.  
  5247. >you look at her eyes
  5248. >she's looking back at yours
  5249. >you get a big grin
  5250. "But I do think you're insanely pretty."
  5251.  
  5252. >she grips your hand tighter, squeezing it
  5253. >she bites her lips together; smiling
  5254. >but now her eyes get big and start to water up a little
  5255. >she's looking like she's about to get emotional,
  5256. >but not in a sad way
  5257.  
  5258. >you were pretty prepared for everything except the eyes watering up part
  5259. >without letting go of your hand, she scoots herself out of the booth seat
  5260. >walks around the table and sits next to you on your side of the booth
  5261. >she hasn't looked away from your eyes the entire time
  5262.  
  5263. >she stays about a foot away from you, still gripping your hand
  5264. >"You... do you mean that? All of it?"
  5265.  
  5266.  
  5267. >you realized that at this point, it's do or die
  5268. >you couldn't lie to her now, even if you wanted to
  5269.  
  5270. >you use the non-squeezed hand to slowly reach over and cusp her cheek
  5271. "Of course I do."
  5272.  
  5273. >she takes two heavy, diaphragm flexing breaths
  5274. >she looks like she's certainly about to cry
  5275. >you're about to ask if she's okay
  5276. >but before a single word can escape your mouth
  5277.  
  5278. >she pounces at you and pushes your back to the length of the seat
  5279. >she's on top of you, wildly planting kisses on your lips and all over your face
  5280. >you put your arms around her and return a few on her lips when they connect
  5281. >all the while you can feel her unconstrained smile as her face practically glows
  5282.  
  5283. >and you can also feel a few drops of liquid land on your face as she's caught up in emotion
  5284.  
  5285. >she's pouring out nothing but happiness to you
  5286.  
  5287. >after about 30 seconds,
  5288. >she stops her barrage of kisses for a second to pull her head back a few inches and look at you
  5289. >she says at nearly a whisper volume, slightly choking up
  5290. >"T-thank you. I can't tell you how much what you said means to me."
  5291.  
  5292. >she puts her arms around your neck and closes the space between her body and yours
  5293. >and puts a side of her face onto your neck, just wanting to hold you
  5294. >slow streaks of tears run down her face and onto your collar, she still isn't making any crying noises
  5295. >just tears and quiet, staggered breathing
  5296.  
  5297. >and though you can't see it
  5298. >you can feel the smile she still has
  5299.  
  5300. >your arms still around her, you say
  5301.  
  5302. "You're welcome, Sunny."
  5303.  
  5304.  
  5305. >your waiter comes by to check on you,
  5306. >Sunset is still on top, so she can't see behind her
  5307. >but you can
  5308. >as soon as the waiter sees what's going on, he gives you a thumbs up and quickly leaves you two alone
  5309.  
  5310. >yeah, he just earned a nice tip
  5311.  
  5312. >a few moments of her just laying there on top of you, and she asks; nearly pleads
  5313. >"Will you play with my hair again?"
  5314.  
  5315. >as sweet as the moment was, her head was directly on your trachea, and it was becomes difficult to breathe
  5316. "Yeah, but could you move your head a little? It's right on my throat."
  5317. >"Oh oh, of course."
  5318.  
  5319. >she rolls a little bit off of you, but the booth seats aren't that big
  5320. >and by her rolling towards the backrest of the booth, she inadvertently pushes your body towards the table
  5321.  
  5322. >except the table itself is pretty tall
  5323. >so you don't quickly run into the table,
  5324. >you quickly fall off of the seat and under the table
  5325. >in a split second before your body leaves the seat, you want to grab onto the table to keep you from falling
  5326.  
  5327. >but the table isn't bolted to the ground
  5328. >and if you grabbed onto it, the table and all of its contents would fall onto Sunset
  5329. >and in a decision that took .14 seconds in your mind, you just let yourself fall
  5330. >so that Sunset's dress and hair wouldn't be ruined by steak sauce and marinara
  5331.  
  5332. >accepting your fate, you let out a quiet,
  5333. "Shit."
  5334.  
  5335. >your body makes a *THUD* as you hit the ground
  5336.  
  5337.  
  5338. >a minute later, you're back onto your seat; Sunset sitting next to you
  5339. >in your limited experience, something like that would ruin the sentimental moment,
  5340. >but somehow the both of you were giggling about it, and you still felt just as close to her as you did two minutes ago; her on top of you
  5341.  
  5342. >you give a content sight
  5343.  
  5344. >you finished your steaks and helped Sunset polish off the Tour
  5345. >and man, everything was just absolutely delicious
  5346.  
  5347. >while Sunset was explaining her self-esteem problem a few minutes ago, the restaurant workers cleared out a sizable floor space in front of the band stage
  5348. >you didn't see this happen
  5349. >but Sunset noticed after you got up from under the table
  5350.  
  5351. >with a full belly and a pretty girl next to you, you lean back onto the backrest and swing your arm around Sunset
  5352. "Damn, that food was good."
  5353.  
  5354. >"It really was. Tell Joe that he's amazing at cooking."
  5355. "Will do, for sure."
  5356.  
  5357. >in a minute, the waiter comes back
  5358. >he checks to make sure you two aren't still having a moment, then he walks to the end of the table
  5359.  
  5360. >he leans over past Sunset to quietly tell you, "Mr. Vito told me that everything was on the house, and you can stay here as long as you like."
  5361. >he stands up straight again and says at a normal volume, "Can I get you some refills?"
  5362.  
  5363. >you look at both yours and Sunset's drinks and notice there's plenty in both still
  5364. "I think we're good, man. And, uh... thanks."
  5365.  
  5366. >you were thanking him for not intruding a few minutes ago
  5367. >he reaches past Sunset for a fistbump, which you return
  5368. >he nods and grins with a, "No problem, boss."
  5369.  
  5370. >he leaves
  5371. >Sunset looks at you in bafflement
  5372. >"Why does he keep calling you boss?"
  5373. >you scoff
  5374. "Oh c'mon Sunny, you know why."
  5375.  
  5376. >she innocently shakes her head
  5377. >"No, I really don't."
  5378.  
  5379. >arm still around her, you flex your arm to pull her a little closer, then give her a quick kiss on the forehead
  5380.  
  5381. "It's because I'm with you, Sunny. And you look fucking great."
  5382.  
  5383.  
  5384. >her cheeks singe, but only a little
  5385. >she scoots her butt over closer to you, so that you two sit hip to hip
  5386. >"I don't think that's the only reason why, but if you say so then I'll believe you."
  5387.  
  5388. >you snicker
  5389. "There we go. The first step is admitting that I'm /always/ right."
  5390.  
  5391. >she lets out a quiet chortle
  5392. >"Yeah right! The first step is admitting that the /Queen/ is always right!"
  5393.  
  5394. "No way; remember now, I'm the King, and now the Boss."
  5395. >she shakes her head with a smile
  5396. >"Whatever you say, Anon. I can't argue with the 'boss' part."
  5397. >then gives you a kiss on the cheek
  5398.  
  5399. >she then grabs her 'secondary drink' again and starts to pour some more into her mouth
  5400. >for some reason, you feel responsible for her
  5401. "Sunset, you don't have to drink that. I don't need 'turned Sunny into an alchie" on my conscience."
  5402.  
  5403. >she downs a gulp of the mixed drink with a little more grace this time
  5404. >"Ha, calm down. I'm not turning into an alcoholic, Anon; I just don't like to waste free stuff. Plus, it's not even that much.."
  5405.  
  5406. >there was more gin in that drink than there was tonic
  5407. >and with a full glass, it was a decent amount of alcohol
  5408. >then again, she did have those drinks at your place,
  5409. >and she seemed to handle herself
  5410.  
  5411. >she's as old as you are, and you're not going to tell her what to do
  5412. >you shrug
  5413. "Alright."
  5414.  
  5415. >after a few minutes of talking and her working on the drink, she finishes it
  5416. >then proceeds to wash it down with some water
  5417.  
  5418. >it wasn't enough to get even a lightweight drunk, so you didn't worry about that
  5419. >but you were interested to see how buzzed she got from the drink
  5420.  
  5421. >you look over with a smirk
  5422. "Feelin' it yet?"
  5423.  
  5424. pic
  5425.  
  5426. >she gives a 'are you kidding me' look, and talks like she has something to prove
  5427. >"No, Anon. I'm not 'feeling it.' It wasn't even that much."
  5428.  
  5429. >you wait a few seconds before you say anything
  5430. >no way she feels nothing from that
  5431.  
  5432. >then she lets out this adorable little hiccup
  5433. >"Okay, maybe a little.."
  5434.  
  5435.  
  5436. >you look at her to make sure she doesn't look visibly uncomfortable
  5437. >she looks perfectly fine, but you ask anyways
  5438. "Sunny, you okay?"
  5439.  
  5440. >"Yeah! It barely hit me, and I feel really good."
  5441. >you could tell she wasn't lying, and you were happy if she was happy
  5442. >"I kinda want to dance right now but it's probably too early to leave."
  5443.  
  5444. >you check your watch
  5445. "Yeah we got about 20 minutes before we should leave."
  5446. >"You never want to be early to these dances."
  5447.  
  5448. >so you two sit there closely and talk some more for about 10 minutes or so
  5449.  
  5450. >then the full band comes back on stage
  5451. >and starts playing
  5452.  
  5453. >you're looking at your phone to check for more messages, when suddenly you are pulled by your hand out of the booth
  5454. "What the.."
  5455.  
  5456. >you look up to see that it was Sunset pulling you, seemingly towards the band
  5457. >you're confused; this place doesn't have a dance floor
  5458. >then you look at the opening made in front of the band
  5459.  
  5460. >and there are a few couples dancing already
  5461. >you shrug your shoulders like 'meh, why not?'
  5462. "Alright, I guess we're dancing.."
  5463.  
  5464. >she stops when she gets to the clearing and looks to you again
  5465. >and she starts dancing
  5466.  
  5467. >she starts to move her hips to the beat and dips in place a couple times while doing it
  5468. >then she goes into what you would consider to be normal dancing
  5469. >you need to start with casual moves,
  5470.  
  5471. like what Will Smith taught in the movie "Hitch"
  5472.  
  5473. >but you would eventually need to show your power level before you left the restaurant
  5474. >so she wouldn't be totally surprised when she danced with you at school
  5475.  
  5476. >as the song goes on, you start to experiment more with your moves
  5477. >and continuing to not give a single fuck what the onlookers are thinking
  5478.  
  5479. >Sunset sees your dancing and holds back a giggle
  5480. >but she follows your lead as the song goes on, having fun, trying out new and improvised moves
  5481.  
  5482. >by the end of the song, you show your lack of dancing abilities by finishing with this move-
  5483.  
  5484. pic
  5485.  
  5486.  
  5487. >be Big Mac
  5488.  
  5489. >the barrage of passive insults soon took over after Rarity seemed like she might become nice again
  5490. >the hopes of her being an decent person, being destroyed, only worsened your mood
  5491. >everything you did was apparently wrong and you had reached the point where not only did you not care about 'acting incorrectly' at this fancy place,
  5492.  
  5493. >..a place that you didn't even like; in the company of a girl you didn't like /even more/..
  5494.  
  5495. >but you were reaching the breaking point of not giving a shit about keeping your gentleman's personality true
  5496.  
  5497. >20 minutes ago, you were bored to tears and uncomfortable, defending yourself against her rude comments
  5498. >but now you were struggling to keep your anger from emancipating in a physical form
  5499.  
  5500. pic
  5501.  
  5502. >you felt like you could punch a hole through the wall
  5503. >maybe even two walls at the same time
  5504.  
  5505. >and you were strong enough to do it, too
  5506.  
  5507. >but reacting in anger would mean that Rarity got the best of you
  5508. >and you were hell-bound to not let that happen
  5509.  
  5510. >it was no longer about dodging a yelling-at from Applejack or even Granny
  5511. >this was for you
  5512. >this was the challenge presented to you
  5513.  
  5514. >you had to keep it cool, no matter what
  5515.  
  5516. >the problem was: it just kept getting worse
  5517. >aside from Rarity herself, everything around you kept getting worse
  5518.  
  5519. >this place was too fancy
  5520. >you had no idea what Rarity ordered for you
  5521. >the music put a bad taste in your mouth
  5522. >the people here and the way they talked, pissed you off
  5523. >you couldn't dip
  5524. >you couldn't drink
  5525. >and the tie around your neck wasn't something you were used to, either,
  5526. >and it just added a physical side to the uncomfortable situation you were in
  5527.  
  5528. >you were only at this place for a half hour
  5529.  
  5530. >and you were ready to explode
  5531.  
  5532.  
  5533. >be Anon
  5534.  
  5535. >the song ends
  5536. >"You know the best part of your dancing?"
  5537. >you're expecting her to make a playful diss about your dank moves
  5538. >though it wouldn't be in the least bit uncalled for
  5539.  
  5540. "When I stop?"
  5541.  
  5542. >she chortles
  5543. >"No, it's the fact that you just have fun and you don't care who sees it."
  5544.  
  5545. "Well if you weren't embarrassed by that, then we'll have a good time at the dance."
  5546.  
  5547. >Sunset moves back to the table to grab a sip of her water
  5548.  
  5549. >phone vibrates
  5550. >next song hasn't started so you pull the phone out of your pocket
  5551. >1 new message
  5552.  
  5553. >it's from a new number..
  5554. >open it
  5555.  
  5556. >'attachment downloading'
  5557.  
  5558. >huh
  5559. >who is sending you a picture from a number that you don't have??
  5560.  
  5561. >cell service here is awful, so you have to wait a few seconds for the download
  5562. >you take a look around, not looking for anything in particular
  5563.  
  5564. >you look back to the phone
  5565. >'download complete'
  5566.  
  5567. >you open the picture
  5568.  
  5569. >you see Sunset walking back towards you
  5570.  
  5571. >as soon as you see the picture, your face goes pale
  5572. >it's Trixie
  5573.  
  5574. >she sent you a picture of her in the dress you guess she's wearing tonight
  5575. >except the dress covers no part of her torso and she's pulling the bottom portion of her dress up to reveal her thighs
  5576.  
  5577. >she looks smug as can be in the picture, with the caption
  5578. >[Would the Homecoming Queen do THIS for you?]
  5579.  
  5580. >you feel a hand on your arm
  5581. >it's Sunset
  5582. >"Anon?"
  5583.  
  5584. >your eyes turn into pinpricks
  5585. >you mash the 'back' button on your phone like your life depends on it
  5586. >"Anon, you look a little pale; you feeling okay?"
  5587.  
  5588. "Y-yeah, I'm good. Probably just the lighting in here."
  5589.  
  5590.  
  5591. >okay, you need to not pull out your phone in front of Sunset for the rest of the night
  5592. >if she gets one look at anything like that; all of the good things that has happened tonight will avalanche into a disaster
  5593.  
  5594. >and however difficult it might be, you needed to forget about the picture as well
  5595. >Trixie isn't here so you can't do anything about it right now
  5596.  
  5597. >you definitely can't think about how easy it would be to tap her tonight
  5598. >you definitely can't think about what it would feel like to have those thighs wrapped around you
  5599. >you definitely can't think about how into it she would probably be
  5600. >and you MOST definitely can't think about how she'd probably be cool with keeping it a secret; letting you get other girls at the same time
  5601.  
  5602. >you quietly mumble
  5603. "Well, when it rains; it pours."
  5604.  
  5605. >Sunset looks to you
  5606. >"What does that mean?"
  5607.  
  5608. >dammit, you really need to stop thinking out loud
  5609. "Uh, it's just a metaphor... I think."
  5610.  
  5611. >next song plays
  5612.  
  5613. >Sunset looks to you again
  5614. >"One more dance?"
  5615. >you check your watch, while also thanking whatever Homecoming god blessed you with making sure Sunset didn't ask why you said 'when it rains; it pours'
  5616.  
  5617. "Alright, one more; then we should go."
  5618. >she happily nods her head
  5619. >"Okay."
  5620.  
  5621. >the song plays and everyone else is slow dancing, so you put your hands on Sunset's hips and she clasps her hands around your neck
  5622. >basic slow dancing was easy
  5623. >she followed your movements, step for step
  5624.  
  5625. >after a bit, she says
  5626. >"Hey, at least he have slow dancing down."
  5627. "I'd say so."
  5628. >she closes the space between you and lays her head sideways on your chest, wanting still to be closer
  5629. >and closes her eyes
  5630.  
  5631. >when this happens, it becomes much easier to forget about Trixie
  5632. >for the time being...
  5633.  
  5634.  
  5635. >after you were positive you got the rhythm right, you start to look around a little
  5636.  
  5637. >there were other couples still dancing, most of them a good bit older than you and Sunset
  5638. >but there were people watching the dancers as well
  5639. >middle-aged to older couples, onlooking, remembering a time when they were young
  5640. >and just like when you were walking to your table,
  5641. >you were getting some serious looks of approval
  5642.  
  5643. >but what surprised you was seeing your boys towards the entrance of the restaurant, onlooking as well; waiting for you to see them
  5644. >Joe gave you a smirk and a thumbs up
  5645. >Thunder flipped you off, with a smile; he was jealous, but still rooting you on
  5646. >Vito only gave you a boss-level head nod
  5647.  
  5648. >a head nod that you returned with a slow, boss-like head nod of your own
  5649. >as soon as that happened, they went back to work
  5650.  
  5651. >you take a gander at Sunset, who is still content to close her eyes while still moving with you
  5652. >you feel an urge that you can't resist
  5653. >and place a quick peck on the top of her head
  5654.  
  5655. >a week ago, this entire situation would have made you uncomfortable
  5656. >telling anyone about serious romantic feelings past anything like 'you're hot'
  5657. >opening yourself up; especially to a girl
  5658. >slow dancing...
  5659. >giving 'sweet' signs of affection like kissing a girl's forehead..
  5660.  
  5661. >fuck it
  5662. >this felt good
  5663. >and you weren't going to let some bullshit get in the way of that
  5664.  
  5665. >the song ends and Sunset holds on a few seconds longer, then lets go of you
  5666. >"Should we go now?"
  5667.  
  5668. >you look at your watch again; pulling air in through your teeth
  5669. "Yeah, we should."
  5670.  
  5671. >"Okay, let me grab my purse from the table."
  5672. >you walk back with her, pulling out your wallet
  5673. >as she grabs her purse, you leave $15 on the table
  5674.  
  5675. >"15? Isn't that a little much?"
  5676. >you shrug
  5677. "Everything else was free; might as well tip good."
  5678.  
  5679.  
  5680. >be Big Mac
  5681.  
  5682. >"...and I just cannot understand how one can live like that. Feeding livestock? Field work? Manual labor is so disgusting..."
  5683.  
  5684. >you're past the point of a facepalm
  5685. >this is just torture
  5686.  
  5687. >a mind numbing, boring, uncomfortable, rage inducing torture
  5688. "Good thing ya don't do it then."
  5689.  
  5690. >Rarity looks past you
  5691. >"Our food is here!"
  5692.  
  5693. >the guy puts a plate of... something... in front of Rarity
  5694. >then puts your plate in front of you
  5695.  
  5696. >without even seeing your food, you're ecstatic that the food is finally here
  5697. >being pissed off can really work up your appetite
  5698.  
  5699. >then you look at your plate
  5700.  
  5701. >then you look back at Rarity in slight anger
  5702. "This some kinda joke?"
  5703.  
  5704. >"Heavens no, why would you think that?"
  5705. >you look back at your plate
  5706. >then back to her
  5707.  
  5708. "It's snails... this ain't food."
  5709.  
  5710. >Rarity looks at you in disgust
  5711. >"It is called 'escargot' and it is a delicacy. /Really/ Big Mac, I thought your 'Granny' would have raised you better to know these things."
  5712.  
  5713. >you feel your eye twitch
  5714. >your fists ball up with so much force, you're not sure if your fingers just impaled your palm
  5715. >you feel your head slightly convulse
  5716.  
  5717. >that was the last straw
  5718.  
  5719. "AITE, T' HELL WITH THIS!"
  5720. >you get up out of your seat so fast that the chair flies a few feet behind you
  5721. >the symphony stops playing and everything goes silent except for your voice
  5722.  
  5723. >Rarity quickly leans back in her chair, eyes wide
  5724.  
  5725. "YA CAN TALK TRASH 'BOUT HOW I LIVE, HOW POOR I AM, AND HOW I DO FARM WORK. YA CAN LOOK DOWN AT HOW I TALK, HOW I DIP, AND HOW I DRINK. HELL, YA CAN EVEN GET AWAY WITH CALLIN' MY /DEAD/ PAW'S TRUCK A "RUST BUCKET."
  5726.  
  5727. >the entire restaurant is seeing this, and everyone is just as uncomfortable as you were a few minutes ago
  5728.  
  5729. >you quickly walk over to Rarity's side of the table and stand next to her
  5730. >she slightly backs away, not sure what you're about to do
  5731.  
  5732. >you grab her arm and stand her up, then lower your voice and put your face closer to hers
  5733. "But ya don't talk /SHIT/ about my Granny."
  5734.  
  5735.  
  5736. >you let go of her, being sure not to be rough
  5737. >there was still a limit on how much you could explode
  5738.  
  5739. >you take out your wallet
  5740. >there is 1 bill left in said wallet
  5741. >it is $100, and it was the last bit of money you had to your name until the harvest money came in
  5742. >and you had to spend it on... Rarity
  5743.  
  5744. >as though you couldn't be any more angry, you now were
  5745. >you slap the bill onto the table
  5746.  
  5747. >as delicately as possible, you grab Rarity by the wrist and start to walk
  5748. >"Where are we going??"
  5749.  
  5750. >her tone doesn't depict fear, but rather severe irritation
  5751. >which is actually good, because someone might call the cops if she sounded fearful
  5752. "We're leavin'"
  5753.  
  5754. >"We didn't even get to eat!"
  5755. "Don't care."
  5756.  
  5757. >the doorman steps in front of you to stop you, but you give him the evil eye
  5758. >with your size and anger levels, he quickly steps out of your way
  5759.  
  5760. >you slam open the door, nearly taking it off of its hinges
  5761. >you see the valet
  5762. "Keys."
  5763.  
  5764. >"Sir, I have to find your vehicle and bring it back. That's how this works."
  5765. >you lean over his podium, rage still in your eyes
  5766. "Mah keys. Now."
  5767.  
  5768. >he quickly understands and hands over your keys
  5769. >"Y-yes sir."
  5770.  
  5771. >you swipe the keys from him and march towards the parking lot
  5772. >as soon as you see your truck, you stomp towards it; Rarity in tow
  5773.  
  5774. >she says something again
  5775. >"Macintosh! You are being an absolute brute!"
  5776.  
  5777. >you ignore her
  5778. >your hell is almost over
  5779.  
  5780.  
  5781. >you get to your truck and open the passenger side door
  5782. >look to Rarity; you're still angry, but also still trying to contain it
  5783. "Get in."
  5784.  
  5785. >she crosses her arms as her face depicts a mix of anger and pout
  5786. >"No."
  5787.  
  5788. >you close your eyes as your arms shake; trying to get rid of the unbelievable rage she's giving you
  5789.  
  5790. "Last time. Get in."
  5791.  
  5792. >she doesn't move
  5793. >"No."
  5794.  
  5795. "Fine."
  5796.  
  5797. >you swing the door open as far as it goes
  5798. >pick up Rarity off of her fancy little heels, and she lets out a quiet yelp
  5799. >"Big Mac!"
  5800.  
  5801. >then you set her down in the seat; not in a rough manner, but not exactly lovingly either
  5802. >then slam the door shut
  5803. >walk around the truck and get in your door
  5804.  
  5805. >you start the truck up
  5806. >"Where do you think you're taking me??"
  5807. "School."
  5808.  
  5809. >"The dance doesn't start for at least another 45 minutes!"
  5810. "Don't care. Already paid for my ticket, so I'm goin'."
  5811.  
  5812. >you put the truck in reverse, then drove out of the parking lot
  5813. >"Big Mac, I will not stand for this!"
  5814.  
  5815. >you turn to her with anger still in your eyes, and point your finger at her
  5816. "Ya damn well talked 'nough tonight already. No more yappin' from you."
  5817.  
  5818. >she's pissed that you said that
  5819. >but her lower jaw shifts into a pout position as she silently looks forward
  5820.  
  5821. >you turn on your CD player
  5822.  
  5823. >when the song starts, you turn up the volume; trying to drown Rarity's presence
  5824. >she looks over and gives you an evil eye for the music, but she doesn't say anything
  5825.  
  5826. >and you were miles past caring about her having a good time
  5827.  
  5828.  
  5829. >outside is pitch-black by the time you reach the school
  5830. >you pull into the back of the nearly empty school parking lot, and put the truck in park
  5831. >your music and the wad of dip in your mouth has calmed you down a little bit
  5832. >but nowhere near enough to be okay with Rarity
  5833.  
  5834. >you're about to get out of the truck when you notice that Rarity isn't moving
  5835. "You gunna get out?"
  5836. >still pouting, "No."
  5837.  
  5838. "Rarity, I've had just about enough of you for one lifetime. Get out of my truck."
  5839. >she turns to you, and in a haughty tone says,
  5840. >"I'm not moving until you apologize."
  5841.  
  5842. >every bit of calm you had received from the ride over here was thrown out of the window
  5843. "What!?"
  5844.  
  5845. >"I said. Apologize."
  5846.  
  5847. >the fuse has been blown
  5848. >you yell out
  5849. "I AIN'T APOLOGIZIN' FOR SHIT!! I'VE BEEN MORE THAN NICE 'N FORGIVIN' THE WHOLE DAMN NIGHT. YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT DOWN-TALKIN' EVERYTHIN' I AM AND DO. I ain't been on too many dates, BUT I DON'T RIGHTLY SEE HOW IT COULD GET WORSE THAN /YOU!!/"
  5850.  
  5851. >you reel yourself in, not knowing if you went too far with that..
  5852. >you're expecting her to either yell back,
  5853. >or cry
  5854.  
  5855. >but something else happens
  5856. >instead of either of those reactions, she leans in with...
  5857. >... a seductive look??
  5858.  
  5859. >as if a new Rarity you haven't seen the entire night appears in place of the bitchy one,
  5860. >she says in a cool, low volume
  5861. >and with a little moan in her voice,
  5862. >"Then I deserve to be punished."
  5863.  
  5864.  
  5865. "...hwut?"
  5866.  
  5867. >she puts a finger at the top of your shoulder and slowly trails it down your arm
  5868.  
  5869. >"You have been an absolute gentleman to me, while I have been absolutely dreadful all night. I don't suppose you could find it within yourself to... punish me... would you? It would make me feel so much better... getting what I deserve."
  5870.  
  5871. >there are too many thoughts going on in your head
  5872. "What in the hell are you goin' on about??"
  5873.  
  5874. >"I was thinking maybe some... corporal punishment.. might be in order."
  5875.  
  5876. >wait
  5877. >you know what she means...
  5878. >but
  5879.  
  5880. "Hold it jest a damn second. You acted awful all night on purpose just for this, didn't you?"
  5881.  
  5882. >she puts on an obviously fake offended look
  5883. >"What would make you think that, Big Mac??"
  5884.  
  5885. >it was fake; she didn't mean anything that she said to you
  5886. >you weren't even mad about that anymore
  5887.  
  5888. >you furrow your brow
  5889. "I don't rightly enjoy being played, Miss Rarity. I'm a might irritated at you fer that."
  5890.  
  5891. >her act is dropped momentarily
  5892. >she half closes her eyes and looks dead at you
  5893.  
  5894. pic
  5895.  
  5896. "Show me."
  5897.  
  5898.  
  5899.  
  5900. >you spit your dip out of the door
  5901.  
  5902. >if it was rough she wanted,
  5903. >rough would be what she gets
  5904.  
  5905. >and you were still mad enough to give it to her
  5906. >but you were also turned on enough by her body that what she had in mind wouldn’t be difficult to give
  5907.  
  5908. >she gets very serious for a second
  5909. >”Safe word is ‘Cantaloupe.’”
  5910.  
  5911. >you nod; never had sex where a safe word was needed..
  5912. “Aite.”
  5913.  
  5914. >you looked at her, if for only a second
  5915. >she /did/ look amazing
  5916. >the feeling you had at the restaurant of 'I will not touch her' suddenly flies out of the window
  5917.  
  5918. >you took her smaller body by her waist and threw her into the backseats of the truck
  5919. >she lets out a "WaahaHA!"
  5920.  
  5921. >when you get into the back, she's not laying down
  5922. >and apparently back into her 'character'
  5923.  
  5924. >"Are, are you going to punish me?"
  5925.  
  5926. >something about this had you hard as a rock
  5927. >you gripped her sides and threw her back to the seats, making her lie down
  5928.  
  5929. "Best believe it."
  5930.  
  5931. >she gets in your face with a fire in her eyes
  5932. >”Let’s see what you’ve got, farm boy.”
  5933.  
  5934. >in what seems like seconds, you’re dressed down
  5935.  
  5936. >you look up to see that she hasn’t moved
  5937. >"I'm not taking my dress off for you!!"
  5938.  
  5939. >you didn't need to; you took the bottom portion of her dress and pulled it up
  5940. >and she took her panties off
  5941.  
  5942. >as she does this, you sit down on the seat
  5943. >then grab her again and put her on top of you, sitting down facing you
  5944.  
  5945. >you bend her torso to lean towards you, but you shift yours to the side, in order to slap dat ass
  5946. >and slap it you do
  5947.  
  5948. >the tightness of her ass when she is practically bent over is unbelievable
  5949. >her ass jiggles only a little when you slap it, but it does shake in response to your strike
  5950.  
  5951. >a quiet “Mmmhhmmmm” reaches your ears
  5952.  
  5953. >something about that makes you want to do it again..
  5954. >then she moans out, “More.”
  5955.  
  5956.  
  5957. >you place your arm back like you’re about to pitch a baseball, then unleash a torrent of smacks to her ass
  5958. >and they were hard smacks this time, more force with each time you connected
  5959. >her moans become more powerful each time as well
  5960.  
  5961. >her white ass starts to shade red from the thrash contacts, and yet Rarity still moans in pleasure
  5962.  
  5963. >she likes pain
  5964.  
  5965. >time to insert
  5966. >no foreplay
  5967. >no cute romantic gestures
  5968.  
  5969. >she didn't deserve a gentle start
  5970. >even if it was a ruse, she said some awful things and played with you
  5971.  
  5972. >you knew that it was polite to just insert the tip at first; slowly increasing how much you penetrate your female with each thrust
  5973.  
  5974. >so that is exactly what you wouldn’t do
  5975. >you position your hips to be right below her own,
  5976.  
  5977. >you take your dick and shove it in almost all the way down her canal;
  5978.  
  5979. >as you finish your thrust, you can feel her bodily reaction to what she didn't expect
  5980. >her walls tightened up and grappled your dick
  5981.  
  5982. >it takes the breath out of her and she has a cry of pain
  5983. >her jaw shuts tight as her teeth grind a bit
  5984. >"That hurt, you plebeian brute!"
  5985.  
  5986. >your sneer said it all
  5987. "Good."
  5988.  
  5989. >you take it a little slower beginning on the next entry
  5990. >grasping her hips, you swirl her body around your dick as she uses her feet and legs to propel her her body vertically
  5991.  
  5992. >her breathing is starting to become irregular, more shaping itself around the speed of your actions
  5993.  
  5994. >you gradually increase speed, feeling your tip glide against the walls of her vagina
  5995.  
  5996. >your body shifted slightly in expectation for higher speeds and rougher sex
  5997. >then you grip her hips, pulling and pushing with them; assisting your thrusting
  5998. >she grabs onto your wrists and squeezes when you thrust inside her
  5999. >moaning out a mix of pain and pleasure
  6000.  
  6001. >moans that soon show more pleasure received than pain
  6002.  
  6003.  
  6004.  
  6005. >she takes over and rides you on occasion, her grace while pleasuring your dick is surprising
  6006.  
  6007. >"How is this?" she asks
  6008. "Damn good,"
  6009.  
  6010. >she leans over again, "I want it hard again,"
  6011.  
  6012. >but only you can make her go as fast and hard as you both want it
  6013. >you straighten your body out on the seat, letting your penis extend fully
  6014. >as you increase your velocity of hip thrusting, your moans increase in volume
  6015. >"OhhhhhHOHHH Mac!" she yells
  6016.  
  6017. >her supple breasts bounce with the same rhythm as your thrusting
  6018. >your thighs slap against her own every time her body is momentarily lifted off of your own
  6019. >the sound of your skin to skin contact is almost too hot to handle
  6020. >hey eyes roll back from pleasure as she gasps for air
  6021.  
  6022. >you're really giving it to her; she's loves it
  6023.  
  6024. >you take her by the waist and slam her back onto the seats, lengthwise
  6025. >with her back to the seat bottom, belly up,
  6026. >you grab her thighs and forced them into spread eagle, which leaves one of her feet behind the headrest; the other on the floor
  6027.  
  6028. >as you continue the lord's work,
  6029.  
  6030. >she occasionally flexes her flat stomach to lift her head up towards you and throw insults to you; every time with an evil smile
  6031. >"You don't even know when to be gentle, oaf!!"
  6032.  
  6033. >an evil smile you can reflect
  6034. "An' you don't know when to shut up!"
  6035.  
  6036. >the harder you go, the more wet she becomes; making it easier to go further and further inside
  6037. >she's dripping at this point, but your dick just plows it out of her
  6038.  
  6039. >between breaths, you say
  6040. “I’m guessing the guys pissed at ‘cha never had this?”
  6041. >she rolls her eyes but keeps smug, “Hardly.”
  6042.  
  6043. >she pulls her head up, and in a moment of surprise toughness;
  6044. >she headbutts you and bites your lip so hard that you might bleed if you move
  6045. >your entire motion momentarily stops
  6046. >with your bottom lip still between her teeth, she makes out a,
  6047. >”And they will continue not to know about this. Do you understand?”
  6048.  
  6049. >you slowly move your head up and down
  6050. >she lets go of your lip
  6051.  
  6052.  
  6053. >your eyes are wide with surprise
  6054. >another surprise, which Rarity was apparently full of
  6055. >because not only is she into this,
  6056. >but that headbutt damn well hurt!
  6057.  
  6058. >but it only fuels your desire
  6059.  
  6060. >still on the seat, you get on your knees and grab her ass; pulling her pelvis up to meet the level of your cock
  6061. >as you continue your onslaught
  6062. >you feel her legs twitch, and you see her lip quivering
  6063. >"You filthy farm animal! Who said you can have me?"
  6064. >you pull back
  6065.  
  6066. >only to once again shove every inch of you inside her
  6067. >when this happens, you feel yourself hitting her cervix as she cries out once again
  6068. >but this time instead of an insult back to you,
  6069. >she looks furious as she slaps you across the face
  6070.  
  6071. >for a moment, you wonder if you went too far, literally and figuratively
  6072. >but she didn’t call out the safe word so you were good to go
  6073.  
  6074. >you continually slam your tip against her cervix until her moans of pleasure produce a few tears as well
  6075. >"Ugh, Ugh; Guh, UGH!"
  6076. >your tip needs a momentary break as you pull out
  6077.  
  6078. >you fall back on top of her, placing your head in between her tits
  6079. >she jiggles them around for you, then stops
  6080. >she breathes out, eyeliner starting to stain trails of her face
  6081. >”Choke me.”
  6082.  
  6083.  
  6084. >you don’t even think about it
  6085. >missionary style, you thrust once again
  6086. >except this time you grab her throat; half for lightly choking, half for thrust assist
  6087. >every once in a while, grasping your hands a little harder to choke her, then giving time for her not to pass out
  6088. >you see her face slightly turning red, but she’s loving it
  6089.  
  6090. >she says, struggling to speak
  6091. >"Big Mac, more!!"
  6092.  
  6093. >the pleasure rises for the both of you; and you’re starting to sweat
  6094. >you let go of her neck, letting her breathe
  6095. >she wraps her arms around your back as her nails roughly scratch your skin
  6096. >it hurts like all hell, but it’s a good hurt
  6097. >and probably not as much hurt that you’re giving her
  6098.  
  6099. >"Please!! Harder!!"
  6100.  
  6101. >for a second, you thought about playing music
  6102. >but this wasn’t romance
  6103. >this was raw, gritty, nasty, and all kinds of dirty
  6104.  
  6105. >you felt the pressure building up quickly
  6106. >eyes focused, and a few droplets of sweat on your forehead, you moan out, “Rarity… I’m about ta’..”
  6107.  
  6108. >with catlike reflexes, Rarity unplugs herself from your dick and flips her body around to where she’s on her hands and knees; still on the truck seats
  6109. >she wants to finish doggy style
  6110. >she yells out, “ON MY BACK!! CUM ON MY BACK!!”
  6111.  
  6112. >with a final thrust, you can feel the flood gates opening
  6113. >"SHOOT YOUR SEMEN ONTO ME, YOU FILTHY FARM BOY!!"
  6114.  
  6115. >you pull out of her and place your dick between her ass cheeks as she begins to hot dog the cum out of your dick
  6116. >and when she flexes her cheeks together, you fire a load so hard that the first volley flies over Rarity’s back, head, and onto the backseat window
  6117. >the second volley lands square onto her hair, a nice glob of it to contrast her purple follicles
  6118. >"YES!! MORE!!"
  6119.  
  6120. >the third and on make a trail straight down her back, leading up to a drip out of the cannon it shot from
  6121.  
  6122. >as you finally finish cumming, your panting slows back down
  6123. >you take a second to look at your handiwork,
  6124.  
  6125. >your load all over Rarity
  6126.  
  6127.  
  6128. >be Sunset
  6129.  
  6130. >the food was amazing
  6131. >the music was amazing
  6132. >everything about this dinner was amazing
  6133.  
  6134. >but it was time to go to the dance
  6135. >onwards and upwards, as they say
  6136.  
  6137. >walking with Anon towards the exit, you remember something vital
  6138. >you stop and grab his arm
  6139. “Anon!! We forgot!”
  6140.  
  6141. >”Forgot what?”
  6142. “Pictures!! We didn’t take any pictures!”
  6143.  
  6144. >he looks like he does care much either way
  6145. >”I mean, the restaurant is nice and all, but I don’t think it we need to take pictures of it..”
  6146.  
  6147. >you shoot him a face that says ‘really?’
  6148. “No, pictures of /us!/”
  6149.  
  6150. >”Is that a thing? Were we supposed to do that?”
  6151.  
  6152. "Yeah it's like a school dance tradition, or something. People get with their friends or just their dates and take a bunch of pictures together."
  6153.  
  6154. >"Oh," he says looking a bit disappointed
  6155. >"Sorry about that."
  6156. "No, no. It's fine. We can just take a few here."
  6157.  
  6158. >you pull him in and take a few selfies of you two with your phone
  6159. >he takes the device and does a few as well
  6160.  
  6161. >then someone takes the phone
  6162. >TL: “Lemme help.”
  6163. >”Thanks, Thunder.”
  6164.  
  6165. >Thunder backs up a little and takes a few snaps
  6166. >TL: "Alright, just gunna keep this thing snapping."
  6167.  
  6168. >you change poses on occasion; Anon barely moves
  6169.  
  6170. >you slap his arm when you look up at him
  6171. “Anon! Quit mean-mugging and smile, darn it!”
  6172.  
  6173. >he grins
  6174.  
  6175. >”No can do. Gangsta life, Sunny.”
  6176.  
  6177.  
  6178. >several pictures later
  6179.  
  6180. >as Thunder gave back your phone, he looks to Anon
  6181. >TL: “So what did you drive here?”
  6182. >Anon’s face brightens up
  6183.  
  6184. >”Oh man, c’mon, you gotta see it.”
  6185.  
  6186. >Thunder calls the other two friends over
  6187. >the door slams open and four giddy guys race over to the car
  6188. >you walk outside, but don’t run with them
  6189. >you stay next to the entrance of the place
  6190.  
  6191. >you’d let Anon have his fun with his friends before you two left
  6192.  
  6193. >plus, being a little late to a dance was always a good idea
  6194.  
  6195. >Anon hops in the car, and starts the engine
  6196. >the Camaro roars as he pumps the gas in neutral
  6197. >all of the guys, even Fancy, yell out and holler
  6198.  
  6199. >the night became even more brisk and chilly by the time you left the restaurant doors
  6200. >and your dress wasn’t exactly built for heat
  6201.  
  6202. >you start to shiver a little
  6203. >goosebumps appear all over your arms and legs
  6204. >you’re cold, but you don’t want to spoil Anon’s fun before they’re done gawking at the car
  6205. >and it looks like the cold doesn't bother the guys, at all
  6206.  
  6207. >Thunder shouts that Anon should spin the tires, which Anon gladly does
  6208.  
  6209. >the car worship goes on for a while…
  6210.  
  6211.  
  6212. >several minutes later
  6213. >Anon drifts around a corner of the parking lot, back to where the guys stand
  6214. >more hollers ensue
  6215.  
  6216. >you’re hoping he’s going to be done soon,
  6217. >because you are absolutely freezing now
  6218.  
  6219. >he turns off the car
  6220. >”Alright guys, it’s been fun but I better get going.”
  6221.  
  6222. >they say their goodbyes and all start walking towards the entrance again
  6223.  
  6224. >they say goodbye to you as well, then walk past you into their work
  6225. >Anon, glad that he could show off the ride to his old friends,
  6226. >asks you, “Ready?”
  6227.  
  6228. >still freezing, you say
  6229. “Yeah.”
  6230.  
  6231. >he holds your hand, about to turn and walk towards the car again
  6232. >but stops before he even takes a single step
  6233.  
  6234. >”Sunset, you’re freezing!!”
  6235. “Yeah, it’s k-kinda cold out here…”
  6236. >”Why didn’t you go inside for a sec?”
  6237.  
  6238. >for whatever reason, you didn’t think to do that
  6239. “I… don’t know.”
  6240.  
  6241. >he pulls you close and rubs your arms to create some warmth
  6242. >somehow he was still warm; more like a furnace
  6243. >you tightened the embrace, trying to pull some of his heat onto you
  6244.  
  6245. >”Here..”
  6246. >Anon took off his suit jacket and put it over your shoulders
  6247. >”Keep it on until you warm up.”
  6248.  
  6249. “Won’t you get cold though?”
  6250. >”Nah, I’m good.”
  6251.  
  6252. “Well, thanks..”
  6253. >”No problem.”
  6254.  
  6255. >you hold his hand again, and follow him to the car
  6256. >”I should have brought a jacket.”
  6257.  
  6258. >he points to his jacket on your shoulders, and grins
  6259.  
  6260. >”Nonsense, you already have one.”
  6261.  
  6262.  
  6263. >as Anon opened the car door for you
  6264.  
  6265. >you turn and put a hand on his chest
  6266. >your voice turns a little bubbly
  6267. “Soooooo, I was wondering something.”
  6268.  
  6269. pic
  6270.  
  6271. “Okay?”
  6272. >”Would you show off the car.. to me?”
  6273. >he gives you a weird look
  6274. >”What are you talking about? You’ve already been in it.”
  6275.  
  6276. >you playfully shake your head
  6277. “Not what I mean. I mean, show me what it can do.”
  6278. >”Like… speed? You want to see how fast it can go?”
  6279.  
  6280. >you excitedly nod your head
  6281. “Yeah!”
  6282.  
  6283. >his face turns into a serious look as he thinks on this for a second
  6284. >but he brightens up again
  6285. >”Alright, you got it.”
  6286.  
  6287. >you decided to mess with him a little
  6288.  
  6289. >you're about to put your leg in the car, but you slightly bend over and wiggle your ass towards him
  6290. >you expect him to pinch your ass again
  6291. >instead he grabs you by the hips and pulls you towards him
  6292. >both of you fully standing up now, there is no space between the back of your dress and the front of his pants
  6293. >he puts his hands on your midriff; keeping you close
  6294. >he whispers in your ear
  6295.  
  6296. >"Getting a little frisky, are we?"
  6297. >you crane your head up
  6298. >and as flirty as possible, you say
  6299. "Not yet,"
  6300.  
  6301. >then the pinch on the butt happens, and you yelp
  6302. >trying not to smile, you look back at him
  6303. "You'll pay for that."
  6304.  
  6305. >without skipping a beat, he says, "Do you take checks?"
  6306. >you get in the car and he shuts your door
  6307.  
  6308. >as he walks around, the only thought your mind can come to is,
  6309.  
  6310. "Yeah, he's getting some tonight."
  6311.  
  6312.  
  6313. >be Anon
  6314.  
  6315. >you hop in the car, thinking to yourself
  6316.  
  6317. Brain: You know you shouldn't go fast again in this car. Remember what happened last time? You promised yourself you wouldn't do that again..
  6318.  
  6319. >you very well remember what happened last time
  6320. >but it was night time and for some reason you believed that for whatever reason, assholes would chill themselves out this time,
  6321.  
  6322. >and though it was highly unsafe, you already wanted to try it again
  6323. >Sunset wanted that too,
  6324.  
  6325. >fuck it
  6326.  
  6327. >"Are you feeling it?"
  6328. "Oh, I'm feelin' the need."
  6329. >Sunset looks at you kinda weird,
  6330. >"Need for what?"
  6331.  
  6332. >oh fuck
  6333. >shit,
  6334. >it's so corny
  6335. >it's so cheesy
  6336. >it's so lame
  6337.  
  6338. >but you've always wanted to say it
  6339. >and there would be no better time than right now
  6340.  
  6341. Brain: Don't you fucking say it. Don't you..
  6342. Dick: Nigga... say it.
  6343. >CHEESE LEVELS MAXIMIZING
  6344.  
  6345. >you look at Sunset with a look that says "I'm bout to do something badass"
  6346. "The need.."
  6347. >you put your hand up for a high five
  6348. >then Sunny gives a look of understanding and a cheesy smile
  6349. >then the two palms smack together as you both say, "..for speed!"
  6350.  
  6351. pic
  6352.  
  6353. >a second goes by
  6354. "Wait... you know that movie??"
  6355. >"Who /hasn't/ seen that movie??"
  6356.  
  6357.  
  6358. >start the car & CD
  6359.  
  6360. >hear the song
  6361. "Man, this song brings back the memories."
  6362.  
  6363. >you start to slowly pull out of the parking spot
  6364. >then slowly start to exit the lot
  6365.  
  6366. >Sunset grabs your arm
  6367. >"Aww c'mon, that's way too weak for a 'need for speed' time.."
  6368. >you grin back at her
  6369. "You're right."
  6370.  
  6371. >you pull back into the spot, then reverse out
  6372. >shifting into first, you slam on the gas, spinning the tires to leave the lot
  6373.  
  6374. >over the loud engine, Sunset yells, "ALLLLRIGHT, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!"
  6375.  
  6376.  
  6377. >you find a sign that says 'Canterlot Express, next exit'
  6378.  
  6379.  
  6380. >you've taken it easy on the gas for the most part
  6381. >saving the best for the expressway
  6382.  
  6383. >the music is blaring
  6384. >Sunset has stayed quiet for the most part,
  6385. >but she's seemed a bit more at ease emotionally since you left the restaurant
  6386. >in fact, she reached over and grabbed your leg, squeezing a little tighter when the engine roars
  6387.  
  6388. >but her excitement continues, waiting for the real speed to kick in
  6389.  
  6390. >"You want your jacket back!?" she yells over the music
  6391. "No, I'm good!! If you're warm already, throw it in the back!"
  6392.  
  6393. >"Why?"
  6394.  
  6395. >this is why Rainbow let you borrow the car
  6396. >this is what the car was made for
  6397. >and if Sunset wanted to go fast,
  6398. >you would go fast
  6399.  
  6400. "I don't need it, you'll see why soon!"
  6401.  
  6402. >take the exit for the expressway
  6403.  
  6404.  
  6405. >next song plays
  6406.  
  6407. >you're on the Canterlot Express
  6408. >very few cars on the road with you
  6409. >rolling at a cool 80
  6410.  
  6411. >both the road and sky are sleek with darkness, interrupted with your headlights and street lights above
  6412. >the tires hum over the asphalt
  6413. >you are currently a modern day Buddha
  6414. >but instead of oneness with the universe and existence;
  6415. >you are one with the Beast
  6416.  
  6417. >there is no world outside of this road
  6418. >only you, Beast, and Sunset
  6419.  
  6420. pic
  6421.  
  6422. >you look over
  6423.  
  6424. "What's the fastest you've ever gone?"
  6425. >"I think I went 90 once!"
  6426.  
  6427. >a chuckle escapes you
  6428. "Ready to blow that out of the water?"
  6429. >"Heck yes!!"
  6430.  
  6431. >the energy from the car pulses through your veins with the adrenaline you feel
  6432. >and though cars cannot talk, you feel a small voice enter your head from Beast
  6433. >that quietly says, "Do it, faggot."
  6434.  
  6435. >your eyes forward to the road again,
  6436. "Let's fuckin' do this."
  6437.  
  6438. >downshift and start to floor the gas
  6439. >the immense torque of the car pulls forward, keeping Sunset's back sealed to the backrest of the seat
  6440.  
  6441. >Sunset's face is plastered with a wide smile, one that you share with her
  6442.  
  6443.  
  6444. >the speedometer rises as the lines of the road pass you faster and faster
  6445. >as the road lines start to blur closer and closer, you feel the handling become more touchy
  6446.  
  6447. >you pass 100
  6448.  
  6449. >quickly look to your date, to find her excitement start to mix with a bit of fear
  6450. "Hey Sunny, you still feeling the need?"
  6451. >"I.. I think I stopped feeling the need when we passed triple digit speeds."
  6452.  
  6453. "Aww c'mon, 100 isn't even that fast!"
  6454.  
  6455. >"Well, I've never gone this fast before!"
  6456.  
  6457. >a minute later
  6458.  
  6459. >as the car hits 120, you aren't comfortable with going any faster
  6460. >you're not a race car driver, and you're already testing your luck going /this/ fast
  6461. >plus, it's night time, so visibility isn't great either
  6462.  
  6463. >but the look on Sunset's face is priceless
  6464. >though she's still excited, her worry has increased three-fold
  6465. >her hands have a death grip on her seat, as if she's riding a roller coaster
  6466. >her eyes wide open, glued to the road ahead
  6467. >"Are you sure this is a good idea??"
  6468. "Nope!"
  6469.  
  6470. >your response makes her face go pale
  6471. "I thought you wanted to go fast??"
  6472.  
  6473. >"I do, but we're practically FLYING!"
  6474.  
  6475. >you decide it is an opportune time to tease her
  6476. "Feel like going faster!?"
  6477.  
  6478. >she answers back a little too fast, "NOPE I'M GOOD."
  6479.  
  6480. >to test how scared she is, you ever-so-slightly jerk the wheel a little
  6481. >not enough to be dangerous or move at all really,
  6482. >but enough to where Sunset's hands fly over her eyes, covering her vision of what she thinks is going to cause a crash
  6483.  
  6484. >she screams out, "ANON!!!!"
  6485.  
  6486.  
  6487. >you have yourself a long laugh from her reaction, but you also slow down for her
  6488. >taking the exit you needed to get to school, you're back at regular speeds again
  6489.  
  6490. >you get on the main road, and turn down the music
  6491. >you look over to see Sunset catching her breath
  6492.  
  6493. "Was that too slow for you?" you jest
  6494. >"Oh my god, no. I like going a little fast but what you did was suicide. I'll admit though... it was kinda fun."
  6495.  
  6496. "Yeah? How are you feeling?"
  6497. >she takes a deep breath and wipes non-existent sweat off of her forehead
  6498.  
  6499. >"Honestly? A little scared... a little turned on.."
  6500.  
  6501. >your brain hears 'turned on' and immediately you hear circus noises in your head
  6502. >look over with an eyebrow cocked
  6503. "Turned on? Ya know I could probably.."
  6504.  
  6505. >she interrupts you with a giggle, then saying, "Drive to the dance, Speedracer."
  6506.  
  6507. >next song
  6508.  
  6509. >"And if you think that you're just getting away with jerking the wheel back there, think again."
  6510.  
  6511. "Oh yeah? What are you going to do?"
  6512.  
  6513. >"Nothing... while you're driving."
  6514.  
  6515. >you pull into the school campus, and head towards the gym
  6516. >you make sure to shift into neutral and rev the engine a copious amount of times; making your presence known in the car
  6517.  
  6518. >a couple of people walking towards the doors see you in the car and wave
  6519. >or maybe they're waving at Sunset
  6520.  
  6521. >either way
  6522.  
  6523. >feelsgoodman
  6524.  
  6525.  
  6526. >you get to the back of the parking lot, and find a spot you like
  6527. >park
  6528.  
  6529. >as the engine dies to a silence, a calm silence envelopes the inside of the car
  6530.  
  6531. "Ready?"
  6532. >Sunset pulls out her purse
  6533. >"Give me a second to check my makeup."
  6534.  
  6535. >you sigh
  6536. "Sunny, you look great. No need for more makeup."
  6537. >checking her compact mirror, she reapplies some areas with her beautification tools
  6538.  
  6539. >"You know for someone who didn't even want to go to this dance, you sure are anxious to get inside."
  6540.  
  6541. >huh
  6542. "Fair point. Still, it just seems unnecessary."
  6543.  
  6544. >"That's because you're a guy. Guys don't have to shave their legs, put on makeup, or give birth."
  6545.  
  6546. >you chuckle again
  6547. "Yeah and it only cost working our entire lives to pay for the women."
  6548.  
  6549. >"Hey now, some women work too!"
  6550.  
  6551. >you both share a snicker,
  6552.  
  6553. >as she does her work, you look around
  6554. >a couple cars are near your own
  6555.  
  6556. >but one truck in particular is bouncing pretty heavily
  6557.  
  6558. >not taking your eyes off of the truck,
  6559. "Hey Sunny, looks like some people couldn't wait until after the dance."
  6560.  
  6561. >she stops what she was doing to look at what you're looking at
  6562. >"Ha, yeah I guess so."
  6563.  
  6564. >she finishes up and says, "Okay, I'm ready."
  6565.  
  6566. >you get out of the car and open her door
  6567.  
  6568.  
  6569. >as Sunset gets out of the car, showing a little leg while doing so, you reach back and grab your suit jacket
  6570.  
  6571. >you're about to put it on when you feel a light gust of nippy wind hit your body
  6572. >and you see the goosebumps rise on Sunset's arms
  6573.  
  6574. >you put the jacket over her shoulders again
  6575. >she looks away for a second, pulling the jacket over herself tightly
  6576.  
  6577. >then steals a quick peck on your cheek
  6578.  
  6579. >and proceeds to run away from you towards the gym
  6580.  
  6581. "And where do you think you're going?"
  6582.  
  6583. >"You have to catch me, sports star!"
  6584. >her heels don't allow much speed, so you catch up by only power-walking
  6585. >upon getting next to her, you poke her side, sending her hips flying in the other direction
  6586. >"No! I'm ticklish!"
  6587.  
  6588. >cue evil grin
  6589. "Oh, you shouldn't have told me that.."
  6590.  
  6591. >as you're about to go full-on side tickling to Sunset, you hear two squeaky doors open
  6592. >turn around
  6593.  
  6594. >it's Big Mac...
  6595.  
  6596. >exiting the truck that was previously using natural hydraulics
  6597.  
  6598. >you immediately stop at the sight
  6599. >your date, who had prepared herself for the tickle fight, saw you stop and did so as well
  6600. >"What is it?"
  6601.  
  6602. >as she turns her eyes to see what you are looking at,
  6603. >you and Sunset meet eyes with Big Mac and Rarity
  6604. >no one moves
  6605. >and save for the distant and muffled music coming from the gym
  6606. >a pen drop could have been heard
  6607.  
  6608. >in hindsight, you weren't sure if your jaw dropped harder than Sunset's,
  6609. >but both jaws hit some distance
  6610.  
  6611. >Sunset's voice, barely above a mumble,
  6612. >"No..."
  6613.  
  6614. "Fucking..."
  6615.  
  6616. >"Way..."
  6617.  
  6618.  
  6619. >your mouth was so widely opened that it could have caught flies
  6620. >but the excitement for your newer friend is too much for your smile to not be apparent
  6621. >your body goes into a triple threat stance as you put your hands on your head and yell out
  6622. "BIG MAC... ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"
  6623.  
  6624. >SS: "Rarity!?"
  6625.  
  6626. >Rarity's cheeks are set aflame as she realizes there is no way she could spin this one
  6627. >Mac tried to sport his nonchalant gaze, but it slowly waxed into a light grin
  6628.  
  6629. >he scratches the top of his head and says, "Uhh, erm... eeyup."
  6630.  
  6631. >SS: "Rarity.. that was you...?"
  6632.  
  6633. >Rarity loses her look of shock
  6634. >R: "Anon, Sunset... Big Mac and myself would very much so appreciate it if we could all keep this, under wrap, as they say. Neither of us want this to be public knowledge."
  6635.  
  6636. >there is silence
  6637. >Rarity becomes a bit worried
  6638.  
  6639. >R: "You can do that... right?"
  6640.  
  6641. >SS: "Of course Rarity. We can do that."
  6642.  
  6643. >you're not listening to any of this, still holding back the urge to have a celebratory dance for Mac, right on the spot
  6644. >Sunset gives you a light elbow to your ribs, signaling that you should say something
  6645.  
  6646. "Right. Yes. Absolutely."
  6647.  
  6648. >as Rarity pulls Mac towards the gym, Sunset does the same with you
  6649.  
  6650. >Mac gets close enough to sneak in a fistbump while the ladies weren't looking
  6651. >Rarity and Mac walk faster towards the gym than yourself and Sunset do, so you walk behind them
  6652.  
  6653. >SS: "Rarity, were you working on an art project earlier?"
  6654.  
  6655. >you look to Sunset, silently questioning why she would ask such a random question
  6656.  
  6657. >Rarity turns for a moment
  6658. >R: "Why no... why do you ask?"
  6659.  
  6660. >all too innocently, Sunset says,
  6661. >SS: "It looks like you got a little glue on your dress.."
  6662.  
  6663. >Rarity's eyes go wide as she shrieks and turns to Mac, "BIG MAC YOU IMBECILE!!!! YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!"
  6664.  
  6665.  
  6666. >you stand up straight again, still unable to control your bellowing laughter
  6667. >Rarity sends a look of fury towards you that was so intense, it would make most piss their pants
  6668.  
  6669. >but what had just transpired was too golden to care about her death-look
  6670. >Sunset realized her mistake midway through Rarity's screaming and decided to put some distance between you two and the other couple
  6671.  
  6672. >"Oh my god, Anon. I feel so embarrassed for her now.. I shouldn't have said anything."
  6673. "No no, that was priceless. Plus, at least someone caught it before she got inside the gym."
  6674.  
  6675. >"Well, I guess so."
  6676. >even Sunset held back a little giggle
  6677. >"That would have been a nightmare for her."
  6678.  
  6679. "See? Sunny saves the day for her friends."
  6680.  
  6681. >she holds your hand as the two of you continue towards the gym
  6682.  
  6683. >not much is said for a bit, but in the moment, your mind plays a tune
  6684.  
  6685.  
  6686. >you open the main gym doors for Sunset as she gracefully struts in
  6687. >in the lobby for the gym, next to the door to the actual basketball courts where the dance is held,
  6688. >it a table with school administrators sitting behind it
  6689.  
  6690. >"Good evening you two," says the eldest women administrator
  6691. >"Tickets, please," says another
  6692.  
  6693. >Sunset reaches inside the breast-area of her dress and waves them in front of your nose before handing them over to the women
  6694.  
  6695. >the tickets smelled amazing and shared the same soft yet elegant perfume smell that Sunset had
  6696. >and the thought of /something/ being between her tits like that made your knees go weak
  6697.  
  6698. >but you had to be the man about it and handle it; like every other situation you faced this week
  6699. >knees strong, the women behind the table accounted for the tickets
  6700. >"Go on in, and have a wonderful evening!"
  6701.  
  6702. >you open the door, and the music blasts you
  6703.  
  6704. >it was so loud that you could /feel/ the music in your body
  6705. >whatever DJ this was, obvious brought some of his own speakers to add to the pre-existing ones in the gym
  6706.  
  6707. >the gym itself was fairly dark, being that the regular lights were off; these lights being replaced by colored lights used for atmosphere
  6708.  
  6709. >then you saw how many people were in the gym dancing, and you had no idea that this dance was so popular here
  6710.  
  6711. >tables for snacks and drinks were set out in the perimeter and several teachers/administrators at random spots chaperoning
  6712.  
  6713. >but everyone seemed to really be enjoying themselves
  6714. >it didn't look nearly as formal as you thought it would,
  6715. >and if the dance went along in this manner,
  6716.  
  6717. >you could dig it
  6718.  
  6719.  
  6720.  
  6721. >the first friend you see is Norman, who is at the drink table getting two cups of the punch beverage
  6722.  
  6723. >you take a step towards him, which is then that you notice: Sunset grabbed onto your arm
  6724. "I want to say hey to some of the boys before we dance."
  6725.  
  6726. >"No problem! I'll say hello to them too."
  6727.  
  6728. >with the blaring music, you have to speak at a level just below yelling just to be heard
  6729. >before you open your mouth to Norman, he sees you and waves you over
  6730. >N: "Anon, you made it!"
  6731. "Hell yeah, man."
  6732.  
  6733. >he puts the drinks down and you exchange a bro's handshake
  6734. >N: "Hi, Sunset."
  6735.  
  6736. >SS: "Hey Norman."
  6737. "So Norm, where's Moondancer?"
  6738.  
  6739. >he points to a rather large group of people dancing
  6740. >N: "She's over there somewhere! I'll go get her over here."
  6741.  
  6742. >you reach out your hand, about to object, but he's already long gone
  6743. >you would eventually say hello to almost everyone; no need to interrupt her dancing
  6744. >but oh well
  6745.  
  6746. >still, you were glad they were at least for the dance
  6747.  
  6748. >in a few seconds, he comes back with Moondancer in tow
  6749. >she's beaming with excitement
  6750. >M: "Sunset! Anon! This is so much fun!"
  6751.  
  6752. >SS: "Moondancer, you look great! Glad you're having fun, too. I'll join in the dancing in a little while."
  6753.  
  6754. >meanwhile, you and Norm talk a little quieter to each other, out of the girls' hearing range
  6755.  
  6756. "Ay, Moondancer is looking pretty good, man. Making any moves tonight?"
  6757.  
  6758. >N: "Yeah she is; Sunset looks great too, man. I don't know though, dinner with Moondancer was great. I just don't want to make her uncomfortable..."
  6759.  
  6760. >you pat him on the shoulder
  6761. "Look who actually cares about a girl's feelings!"
  6762.  
  6763. >he nervously chuckles
  6764. >N: "Yeah... I really like her. Anon, what do you think I should do??"
  6765.  
  6766. >another handshake
  6767. "Don't worry about shit, Norm. Have a good time and don't worry about anything."
  6768.  
  6769. >N: "I'll try. Still, we both got pretty lucky this week; getting the dates we got, didn't we?"
  6770.  
  6771. "Damn right, we did."
  6772.  
  6773.  
  6774.  
  6775. "Think about it this way, Norman. I'm no school dance expert, but I'm led to believe that girls are usually pretty open to things on dance nights. All of the moving and friends and guys around them.. it would make sense."
  6776.  
  6777. >"It's not like that, Anon. She's something really special. Like, it's like I don't even want to fool around with her. She's just so interesting. You wouldn't believe how much she knows about...freaking everything. I just like spending time with her."
  6778.  
  6779. "That's really gay, Norman."
  6780. >"Anon..."
  6781.  
  6782. "I'm kidding, I'm happy for you Norman. Make the most of tonight; make her happy. Judging from her face, you're already doing a good job of that."
  6783.  
  6784. >he smiles, and walks off to dance with her
  6785.  
  6786. >across the gym you see a couple of your football teammates hanging around another punch table with their dates
  6787.  
  6788. >checking to make sure Sunset is still occupied, you see that more girls have grouped next to her, all giving compliments and talking
  6789.  
  6790. >you walk over to mingle with the team, and meet their dates
  6791.  
  6792.  
  6793. >on the way to your team, a few acquaintances say 'hi' to you; some even compliment how you look
  6794.  
  6795. >you are hailed by the seniors before you reach their locale with things such as "Ay, Anon's here!" and "Bow to the King!"
  6796. "Fellas, how's the dance tonight?"
  6797.  
  6798. >one senior speaks up; it was the 'game show host' guy
  6799. >"It's been good man. How's your head?"
  6800. "Feeling better; you guys bring some hot dates?"
  6801.  
  6802. >he turns to the rest of the group
  6803. >"Well I don't know about these guys, but I sure did."
  6804.  
  6805. >a few of the team guys could be heard mumbling "Fuck you"
  6806. >"Anon, meet my date; Derpy."
  6807.  
  6808. >Derpy walks to his side and gives you a cute little wave, "Hi Anon."
  6809.  
  6810. >Derpy had on a modest looking, lime green dress
  6811. >nothing fancy, nothing over done; and the look fit her well
  6812.  
  6813. "Derpy, that's a nice dress!"
  6814. >senior puts a hand around her side, "I keep trying to tell her that but she won't believe me."
  6815. "Why not?"
  6816.  
  6817. >Derpy shugs, "It's not fancy like a lot of the other girls' dresses."
  6818.  
  6819. "Hey, doesn't have to be fancy to look good."
  6820.  
  6821. >the senior rubs her side in an attempt to convey meaning, "Yeah, what Anon said. It's like that meninist thing we learn in art class this week."
  6822.  
  6823. "You mean minimalist?"
  6824.  
  6825. >"Yeah, that shit! Anyways, we're saying that you look great, babe."
  6826.  
  6827. >you couldn't be sure, but it looked like Derpy felt better about her dress after that
  6828. >you certainly hoped she did; she seems sweet
  6829.  
  6830.  
  6831. >you walk by the couple to talk to some of the other guys
  6832.  
  6833. >5 minutes later
  6834.  
  6835. >phone buzzes
  6836. >1 new message
  6837. >from Flash
  6838.  
  6839. >[Yo, you at the dance?]
  6840. [Yeah, are you?]
  6841.  
  6842. >still in conversation, you wait for Flash to respond
  6843. >but after a few minutes, there is none
  6844.  
  6845. "Hey guys, have you seen Flash tonight?"
  6846. >one speaks up, "I saw him when I first walked in, but not since then."
  6847.  
  6848. >huh
  6849. >how is he going to reveal this big surprise if he's not even here?
  6850.  
  6851. >then you see Freshman coming towards you and the team
  6852. >"Hey Mr. Anon?"
  6853. "What's up Freshman?"
  6854.  
  6855. >he looks away, embarrassed
  6856. >"I asked that girl, Sweetie Belle, to the dance... and she said no."
  6857.  
  6858. >not only do you hear him say this, most of the other guys did too
  6859. >you thought they would make fun of him, but instead the opposite happened
  6860. >there was a respectful silence for the kid
  6861.  
  6862. "Well... did she say why?"
  6863. >"She uh, she said that she was already going with her friends."
  6864.  
  6865. "Oh, well that's not that bad. Ask her to dance with you tonight and see what she says."
  6866.  
  6867. >he nods his head
  6868. >"Okay. Thanks Mr. Anon."
  6869.  
  6870. "Hey man, don't worry about it. And stop calling me mister Anon. It's just Anon."
  6871.  
  6872. >"Right, okay. I'll try."
  6873.  
  6874. >he scurries off
  6875.  
  6876.  
  6877.  
  6878. >you get a weird look, then look towards the guys
  6879. "How do you even dance to this?"
  6880.  
  6881. >"I don't think you're supposed to.."
  6882. "Whatever.."
  6883.  
  6884. >one of the guys speaks up again
  6885. >"Anon, give us some advice on how to get-some tonight!!"
  6886.  
  6887. >a few cheers and 'yeah!'s go by
  6888. "Guys, I'm not some kinda pro a picking up women or anything.."
  6889.  
  6890. >"Bullshit! We saw you come in with Sunset!"
  6891. >a couple of freshmen walk over to you, bowing at your feet
  6892. >freshmen: "Bless us with your knowledge, Senpai."
  6893.  
  6894. >you pull them off of their knees
  6895. "C'mon guys, don't fucking bow at me. My date probably saw that..."
  6896.  
  6897. >seniors: "GET THE FUCK UP FRESHMAN, YOU HEARD HIM."
  6898. >the freshmen stand up, then salute you
  6899.  
  6900. >FACEPALM INTENSIFIES
  6901.  
  6902. >freshmen: "How do we achieve Sunset-tier dates, Anon?"
  6903.  
  6904. >you take your hand off of your face
  6905.  
  6906. "You can start by not saluting me, or doing anything weird like that for the rest of the night."
  6907. >commence de-salute
  6908.  
  6909. Brain: Just think of some obvious bullshit.
  6910.  
  6911. >with awaiting ears and eyes all around you, you softly say
  6912.  
  6913. "She can't say 'yes' if you never ask."
  6914.  
  6915.  
  6916.  
  6917. >from their reactions, one might have thought you had just cured cancer
  6918. >"HOLY SHIT. BRUH, HE'S RIGHT..."
  6919. >"Wait, so we should ask and just make them do it?"
  6920. >"No, you fucking idiot, he means that we'll never know if the girl wants to do it with us unless we sack up and ask them."
  6921. >"Oh, yeah, that's way less rapey.."
  6922.  
  6923. "Seriously though, what's up with these songs??"
  6924.  
  6925. >you look around and sure enough, most people are as confused as you are
  6926. >the DJ isn't doing anything
  6927. >nobody is dancing
  6928. >but the song continues
  6929.  
  6930. >you look over to the stage at the end of the gym; nothing there and curtains are closed
  6931.  
  6932. >then Celestia's voice comes over the speakers
  6933.  
  6934. >PC: "Welcome, students of CHS and guests."
  6935.  
  6936. >a light shines towards the stage, revealing Celestia walking up the side steps in front of the curtains
  6937. >she speaks into her microphone,
  6938.  
  6939. >PC: "I am very pleased to announce a surprise that I think you all will enjoy. As many of you know, the regional Battle of the Bands is being held later this month. After going through many auditions to see which band would represent this wonderful school, one was finally chosen. To kick things off tonight, I have asked this band to play a few songs for us before the DJ continues his set."
  6940.  
  6941. >as she says this, the curtain opens, revealing the dark, unlit stage behind her
  6942. >fog pours onto the stage from fog machines
  6943.  
  6944. "Hey, this looks like it might be cool..."
  6945.  
  6946. >PC: "Certain members from previous Battle of the Bands have come together to make one single band. Their band name shares our city's name. Ladies and gentlemen, representing CHS at the Battle of the Bands... "Canterlot"!!
  6947.  
  6948.  
  6949. >a fair amount of people applaud, including yourself
  6950. >Celestia walks off of the stage and the light goes off again
  6951.  
  6952. >you get closer to the stage, and see a few people's silhouettes
  6953. >one looks like Flash with a guitar
  6954. >but you can't make out the rest
  6955.  
  6956. >what you can see, however,
  6957. >is someone with a bass guitar, another electric guitarist, a drum set, and someone in front of a mic
  6958.  
  6959. >you hear a guy's voice over the speakers say, "Hey guys, tonight we have three of our original songs for you."
  6960. >that voice sounds familiar
  6961.  
  6962. >a single spotlight shines on the guy in front of the mic stand,
  6963. >it's Freshman, and he says, "Are you ready?"
  6964.  
  6965. >one of the football guys points and says, "Look, it's Freshman!"
  6966.  
  6967. >the crowd response was limited, but a few people cheer
  6968. >the atmospheric music fades down to nothing
  6969. >several lights pointed towards the stage turn on, fully revealing the band members, including Flash
  6970.  
  6971. >a head nod from the Freshman towards Flash, and Flash begins to play
  6972. Replace every instance of 'Boston' with 'Canterlot'
  6973.  
  6974. >as the instruments come together, Freshman starts singing,
  6975. >and he's pretty good, too
  6976.  
  6977. pic
  6978. >Brawly Beats on drums, Thunderbass on bass, Flash and Valhallen on guitars, and the Freshman leading the vocals,
  6979.  
  6980. >the whole band is playing tighter than
  6981. >virgin pussy
  6982.  
  6983. >your head knows no other response than to nod to the rhythm
  6984. "Holy hell, they're actually pretty good."
  6985. >one of the guys next to you, "You said it."
  6986.  
  6987.  
  6988. >some of the people who were hesitant to join in on the fun soon found themselves closer to the stage, enjoying themselves
  6989. >as the song ends, there is a moment of silence in the crowd
  6990.  
  6991. >which is then replaced by applause and cheering
  6992. >the smiles of the band members are wide and joyful
  6993. >Freshman: "That was our song, 'Rock 'n Roll Band'. 'Feelin Satisfied' is the next one."
  6994.  
  6995. >again, Flash plays an intro riff and the band follows along
  6996.  
  6997. >you feel a hand on your arm
  6998. >SS: "There you are!"
  6999. >she positions herself in front of you, facing the band like you are
  7000. >SS: "They're really good!"
  7001. "I know, Flash is killing that guitar!"
  7002.  
  7003. So C'mon! Now put your hands together!
  7004. Now C'mon. Put your hands together!
  7005.  
  7006. >at that point in the song, Sunset is the first to start clapping to the beat
  7007. >you join after her, and most everyone else follows after you
  7008.  
  7009. >you look down at Sunset
  7010. "Shit, if homecoming is always this awesome, I've been missing out for sure."
  7011. >SS: "It's usually pretty fun, but we've never had this before! Do you think they would let me sing in their band?"
  7012.  
  7013. >your mind pictures her singing in a rock band
  7014. "One can only get so hard, Sunny."
  7015.  
  7016. >eventually the song ends to a roar of applause, cheering, and whistling
  7017. >Freshman: "Thanks everyone. Our last song is a slow song for the King and Queen dance."
  7018.  
  7019. >at this, most people make a big circle around the center of the gym
  7020.  
  7021. >Sunset turns and looks up at you
  7022. >SS: "Ready for our first slow dance?"
  7023.  
  7024.  
  7025. "Hell yes, I am."
  7026.  
  7027. >she takes your hand as you both walk past the perimeter of the giant circle
  7028. >Vanhallen brings out his 12 string acoustic and plays this opening riff
  7029.  
  7030. >Sunset puts her arms around your neck and you place your hands slightly above her hips
  7031. >as you commence the slow dance, she follows your movements perfectly
  7032. >people all around, watching your every move
  7033. >but instead of feeling judgment in your actions, you feel a support from the onlookers
  7034.  
  7035. "Is it weird if we talk during this?"
  7036. >she shakes her head
  7037. >"Not at all, if you want to."
  7038.  
  7039. >she looks to you
  7040. >"What do you think, so far?"
  7041. "The dance? It's pretty good so far, but why isn't anyone else dancing?"
  7042. >"It's the King and Queen dance; only we are supposed to dance to this song. Everyone joins in afterwards."
  7043.  
  7044. "The King doth protest; it feels weird just being watched.."
  7045. >she shrugs
  7046. >"Yeah, it kinda does. But I can get into it; at least I'm dancing with you and not some other guy.."
  7047. "Hey, three cheers for that. Do we have the last dance as well?"
  7048. >"Nope, we can leave whenever we want."
  7049.  
  7050. >huh
  7051. "This dance has almost as much tradition as what the team does on game days."
  7052.  
  7053. >she scoffs
  7054. >"I don't know about that,"
  7055.  
  7056. >your about to respond, but camera flashes blind your eyes
  7057. >you squint your eyes in response
  7058. "Jeez, you'd think we're runway models..."
  7059.  
  7060. >"You don't like pictures?"
  7061. "No, I just don't like being blind."
  7062.  
  7063. >"Quick; smile for the pictures!"
  7064. "I kinda want to mean-mug again.."
  7065. >she exhales
  7066. >"Please don't.."
  7067.  
  7068. >but it was far too late
  7069. >your fake death stares to the people taking pictures made some of them put the cameras down
  7070. "Too late."
  7071. >"..sometimes I hate you."
  7072.  
  7073. >you laugh, and she joins with you
  7074. >and at that very moment, Photo Finish snaps a picture of you too
  7075. >looking in each other's eyes, smiling with laughter
  7076. >Photo looks at the picture saved onto her camera and grins, "Perfect. That's a yearbook keeper for sure."
  7077.  
  7078.  
  7079. >the song ends
  7080. >you let go of Sunset to join in clapping for the band
  7081.  
  7082. >the guys put down their instruments and walk to backstage, out of sight
  7083. >DJ takes over again
  7084.  
  7085.  
  7086. >the next song starts and Sunset pulls you in again
  7087. >you start slowly moving again
  7088.  
  7089. >look around, and now many more people are slow dancing as well
  7090.  
  7091. >the mutual smile ensues once again
  7092. >she puts her head on your chest for a moment, then pulls her head back to look at you again
  7093. >"Anon, there's something I want to tell you.."
  7094.  
  7095. "Okay. Go for it."
  7096.  
  7097. >still paying attention to her, you take a quick look towards the stage; waiting to congratulate Flash
  7098.  
  7099. >"It's just.. I'm sure if I should say this yet..."
  7100. "Uhh.. okay."
  7101.  
  7102. >she shakes her head, in hopes to shake off her doubt
  7103. >"Anon, I.."
  7104.  
  7105. >in what seemed like less than a second, Sunset is bumped out of your arms,
  7106. >only to be replaced with Trixie
  7107.  
  7108. >Trixie, now in your arms for the dance,
  7109. >T: "Don't mind if I bump in, do you?"
  7110.  
  7111. >it happened so fast that you had to shake your head and look again to make sure you weren't seeing things
  7112.  
  7113. >irritated,
  7114. "We were in the middle of something, Trixie."
  7115.  
  7116. >Sunset is standing off to your side, surprised,
  7117. >then seemingly disappointed
  7118.  
  7119. >SS: "No, it's okay. I'll.. just get some punch."
  7120. >and like that, she walks off
  7121.  
  7122. >as you see this, it hits you that Sunset might have said something important
  7123. >and now she's walking away..
  7124.  
  7125. >look back at Trixie,
  7126. >now you're very irritated
  7127.  
  7128. >she has an menacing smile
  7129. >T: "It's rude to not text a girl back, you know."
  7130.  
  7131.  
  7132. >same song still playing
  7133.  
  7134. >T: "Especially if the girl sends you some, /private/ information."
  7135.  
  7136. >you want to go after Sunset,
  7137. >but you owe Trixie two dances from your promise..
  7138.  
  7139. >still,
  7140. >if she's going to be rude to Sunset, you'll not hold back on your sarcasm
  7141. "Trixie, what a /lovely/ surprise. Run out of other people to bother?"
  7142.  
  7143. >achievement unlocked: "Burn Notice"
  7144.  
  7145. >"No I haven't, because I have you here now."
  7146. >she pulls you a little closer
  7147. >"..and I /do/ look lovely, don't I?"
  7148.  
  7149. >you take a look, and she's wearing the same dress from the picture she sent you
  7150. "The dress looks familiar; except last time I saw it, it was half off of your body. How many other guys got that message?"
  7151.  
  7152. >she gets your burn and tries to not look angry
  7153. >"Why would you care? Plus, don't act like you haven't thought about it."
  7154. "Thought about what?"
  7155.  
  7156. >"Oh please, Anon. Let's not stand on ceremony. Your date, while I must is quite the catch, isn't your only option for what we'll call, the afterparty."
  7157.  
  7158. >your mind has a moment of weakness
  7159. >as irritating as she was, she still had those killer thighs..
  7160.  
  7161. Brain: Yeah, just drop everything you've built with Sunset...
  7162.  
  7163. >moment of weakness status: over
  7164.  
  7165. "I have a better idea. Don't interrupt Sunset when she's talking again."
  7166.  
  7167. >out of the corner of your eye, you see Flash and the band enter the dance floor
  7168. >song ends
  7169. >you need to get away from Trixie for now; you need time to think on how to handle this properly
  7170.  
  7171. >you let go of her
  7172. "I'm going to talk to my friends."
  7173. >"You still owe me one more dance; you promised!"
  7174.  
  7175. >you turn your head as you're already walking off
  7176. "I know."
  7177.  
  7178.  
  7179. >next song plays
  7180.  
  7181. >you stop in mid stride as soon as the vocals
  7182. >swiftly look at the DJ
  7183. >he has a trollface
  7184.  
  7185. >that motherfucker..
  7186.  
  7187. >you turn back and walk again towards Flash
  7188. >his wide grin tell you how he feels before he even says a word
  7189.  
  7190. >you do a secret handshake with Flash
  7191. "Flash, that fucking rocked!"
  7192.  
  7193. >"Man, I was so nervous at first but it worked out!"
  7194. "Hell yeah it did; you're practically /fishing/ for blowjobs at this point."
  7195.  
  7196. >he shrugs in disbelief
  7197. >"I don't know about that, man..."
  7198.  
  7199. >Octavia walks up to you two
  7200. >OM: "Hello Anon,"
  7201. >she turns to Flash
  7202. >OM: "Flash, you were absolutely amazing on stage.."
  7203.  
  7204. >you cheese pretty hard at Flash
  7205. >she hands Flash a small piece of paper
  7206. >OM: "I hope you don't mind if I give you my number?"
  7207.  
  7208. >Flash awkwardly takes the piece of paper
  7209. >FS: "Uhh, yeah that's fine."
  7210. >OM: "Would it be alright if my first guitar lesson is at my home?"
  7211.  
  7212. >realizing what she meant, you turn your head away and cover your mouth closed
  7213. >to keep from hollering
  7214.  
  7215. >FS: "Yeah, yeah that would be okay."
  7216. >Octavia has a great big smile
  7217. >OM: "Wonderful. May I ask for a dance?"
  7218.  
  7219. >he looks at you, then back to her
  7220. >FS: "Sure, I'll find you when I'm done talking."
  7221.  
  7222. >she walks away, pleased
  7223.  
  7224. >a few seconds go by and Flash looks at you
  7225. >"What just happened?"
  7226.  
  7227. "Honestly if I knew any music puns I would totally use one."
  7228. >you wrap and arm around his shoulder
  7229. "You, my friend, are getting laid."
  7230.  
  7231.  
  7232. >out of your vision,
  7233.  
  7234. >Freshman walks out and is greeted by Sweetie Belle
  7235. >she is ecstatic over his performance and asks him all kinds of musical questions
  7236. >turns out she's really into singing as well
  7237.  
  7238. >he's a bit startled by her changed view of him, but readily accepts it and asks her to dance
  7239. >she, of course, accepts
  7240.  
  7241. >as you speak to Flash,
  7242. >you spot Freshman about to walk by, walking with Rarity's sister
  7243. >stop him
  7244.  
  7245. "Freshman, you're pretty damn good at singing. Where did those pipes come from?"
  7246. >"Oh, uh, I don't know. I kinda like singing every once in a while and Flash heard me one time.."
  7247.  
  7248. >Flash nods
  7249. >FS: "Yeah man, he's good."
  7250.  
  7251. >you feel a weird sense of pride for the kid
  7252. "Keep it up, Freshman."
  7253.  
  7254. >you see Sweetie Belle next to him
  7255. "I take it she wants to dance now?"
  7256.  
  7257. >he looks a little embarrassed as he checks her reaction before he says, "Uh yeah."
  7258.  
  7259. >Sweetie has been silent the entire time, but she looks irritated as she says, "You know he has a name, right?"
  7260.  
  7261. >it hits you that you don't actually know his name
  7262. >and after his performance, adding to the fact that he's getting the women now,
  7263. "Freshman, what's your name, kid?"
  7264.  
  7265. >"Rumble. I'm Rumble."
  7266.  
  7267. >the name rings a bell, though you don't remember why
  7268. "Why does that name sound familiar?"
  7269. >"I'm Thunderlane's little brother. I live at dad's place over here, but he's told me about you before."
  7270.  
  7271. >the light bulb above your head turns on as you remember Thunder talking about Rumble before
  7272. "Well, let's not repeat any of Thunder's stories, got it?"
  7273.  
  7274. >some of your shenanigans from the past need not be told
  7275. >"Y-yeah, of course."
  7276.  
  7277. >you pat his back
  7278.  
  7279. "From now on you are no longer Freshman, but rather, Rumble."
  7280. >as if most of the football team spawned around you before you said this,
  7281. >the guys who hear it say in unison, "Let it be so."
  7282.  
  7283. >he just looks at you wide-eyed, understanding his promotion
  7284. >then he grows a grin
  7285. >"Sweet."
  7286.  
  7287. >then walks off with Sweetie Belle
  7288.  
  7289. >maybe Freshman was a boss after all...
  7290.  
  7291.  
  7292. >as he walks off, you feel your mouth and throat being extremely dry
  7293. >you look to Flash
  7294. "I need something to drink; I'll be right back."
  7295.  
  7296. >one of the guys from the team speaks up
  7297. >"I'll get it for you, Anon."
  7298.  
  7299. "Are you sure?"
  7300. >"Seriously man; I got you."
  7301.  
  7302. >as much as you hated to admit it, being the football team's favorite had some advantages
  7303. "Well, okay. If you're sure.."
  7304.  
  7305. >the guy leaves and comes back with a cup full of punch
  7306. >"Here you go, Anon."
  7307.  
  7308. >you were so thirsty that you didn't even need to taste the punch
  7309. >you just needed to not be thirsty anymore
  7310.  
  7311. >you open up your throat and pour the contents of the cup right past your tongue
  7312. >as the cup is emptied, your throat has a familiar burn to it
  7313.  
  7314. >you begin to cough a little
  7315. "What is this??"
  7316.  
  7317. >the guy who got your drink starts to laugh
  7318. >"Can't handle your alcohol, Anon?"
  7319.  
  7320.  
  7321. "I know it's alcohol! I handle alcohol fine, but I'm not supposed to drink with my pain meds!"
  7322. >the guys around you aren't laughing anymore
  7323. >instead they stop what their doing to try and help
  7324.  
  7325. >"Shit man, are you going to be okay?"
  7326. >you take a moment to stop coughing from the unexpected alcohol
  7327.  
  7328. "I... don't know. Gimme a minute and we'll see. If I get fucked up though..."
  7329. >"Don't worry man, we'll make sure you're okay. Sorry, Anon... I didn't know.."
  7330. "It's okay, man. I like to drink on occasion but I'm honestly not supposed to right now."
  7331.  
  7332. >"Bruh, we told you we were going to spike the punch.."
  7333.  
  7334. >you think on this
  7335. >and then you remembered that they indeed did tell you this
  7336.  
  7337. >flashback
  7338.  
  7339. >talking to seniors at lunch
  7340. >"No shame in going stag, too. Dance with more girls that way."
  7341. >another speaks up
  7342. >"And don't tell anyone but we're spiking the punch this year."
  7343.  
  7344. >real time
  7345.  
  7346. >fugg
  7347. "Okay, I'm going to hang here for a few minutes and we'll see how I feel. It wasn't /that/ much, so I should be okay."
  7348.  
  7349. >"Alright. Sorry again, man."
  7350. "It's cool, I forgot you guys were doing that. Speaking of which, how much liquor did you put in that?"
  7351.  
  7352. >"It's like half and half, man."
  7353.  
  7354. >facepalm
  7355.  
  7356. >a minute goes by and the effects still haven't hit
  7357. "Hey, wait a second. The teachers and administrators are here as well. How are you guys not going to get in trouble for spiking the drink?"
  7358.  
  7359. >he chuckles
  7360. >"We got a system going for this. All of us take turns waiting at the table as we serve whoever needs a drink. If one of us or someone cool comes by, we give them some of the spiked stuff. If a teacher or a tattle comes by, we give them the clean stuff. No one is the wiser."
  7361.  
  7362. >you think on this for a second
  7363. "Wow.. that's actually genius."
  7364.  
  7365.  
  7366. >a few minutes of talking go by
  7367. >then the alcohol hits you in mid conversation
  7368.  
  7369. "..then Rainbow dropped off a Camaro for me to drive all day today and..."
  7370. >you stop talking
  7371. >the senior is looking at you, waiting for you to finish the sentence
  7372. >"Hey buddy, you okay?"
  7373.  
  7374. >your vision wasn't spinning and your balance was alright
  7375. >but you could definitely feel the difference that the pain killers made
  7376. >which apparently made you far more susceptible to the effects of the drink
  7377.  
  7378. >you weren't fully aware of it
  7379. >but your inhibitions flew right out of the window
  7380.  
  7381. "Actually, I feel /damn/ good!"
  7382. >the guys puts a hand on your shoulder
  7383. >"Maybe you should chill here for a little bit longer.."
  7384. "Nah man! I'm good!"
  7385.  
  7386. >you turn and walk towards the dancing
  7387. >throw your hands in the air and yell
  7388. "TIME TO DANCE WITH SOME LADIESSS!!"
  7389.  
  7390. >another senior walks up to the guy who gave you the drink
  7391. >"If he fucks up his chances with Sunset, it's your ass."
  7392. >"Fuck, I know.."
  7393.  
  7394.  
  7395. >next song
  7396.  
  7397. >usually you would contain yourself concerning things you weren't good at or acquainted with
  7398. >things on this list: dancing
  7399.  
  7400. >but you're feeling far too good to care about being contained
  7401. >you step past the outer layer of people dancing, making your way to the middle of the crowd
  7402. >while doing so, your movements and gyrations become more and more animated
  7403.  
  7404. >it's not exactly pretty to look at, but the energy you're giving off is contagious
  7405. "Make way for the KING!"
  7406.  
  7407. >some people are noticing your out-of-character actions but set that aside due to the fun you're bringing
  7408.  
  7409. >in the middle of your dancing, Apple Bloom approaches you
  7410. >"Hey Anon? Can I ask you somethin'?"
  7411.  
  7412. >you look at her
  7413. pic
  7414.  
  7415. "Aww look who looks adorable."
  7416. >you reach over and mess with her bow
  7417. >"Uhh, thanks?" she says, caught off guard by the compliment
  7418. "No problem; what's up?"
  7419.  
  7420. >"Can we talk for a second?"
  7421. >she wants to talk somewhere else, probably out of the range of prying ears
  7422. >but you're not paying attention enough to notice that
  7423. "Dance and talk."
  7424.  
  7425. >"Well, okay."
  7426. >she lightly dances in front of you as she speaks
  7427. >"See, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle both got asked to the dance, but I didn't. Am I doin' something wrong? Do I not look good enough to be asked out?"
  7428.  
  7429. >normally you would take more time to ponder a response to a question that held such severity and meaning
  7430. >but instead, you spit out,
  7431.  
  7432. "'Okay?' Nope."
  7433.  
  7434.  
  7435. "'Okay?' Nope."
  7436. >she stops dancing immediately with a look of sadness
  7437. pic
  7438.  
  7439. >"W-what??"
  7440. "You look cute as hell! Way better than 'okay'!! I don't know why no one asked you, but it's not because you're ugly or anything. If I had to guess it might be because their scared of what Big Mac and Applejack would do if they hurt your feelings."
  7441.  
  7442. >upon hearing your full response, her sadness is replaced with happiness as she goes back to dancing
  7443. >"You really think so?"
  7444. "Hell yeah."
  7445.  
  7446. >"Well then do you think you could talk to Applejack and Big Mac about it? I don't need them to be flippin' out on anyone who asks me out."
  7447.  
  7448. >fuck it, why not?
  7449. "Sure, I can do that."
  7450.  
  7451. >she stops dancing to give you a hug
  7452. >"Thanks Anon. I can see why AJ still likes ya."
  7453.  
  7454. >wat
  7455. >you're about to hug her back when she says this
  7456. >instead you lightly grab her shoulders and put some separation between you two
  7457. "Wat?"
  7458.  
  7459. >realizing her mistake, her eyes widen
  7460. >"I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'."
  7461.  
  7462. >then you remember that AJ texted you while you were at the restaurant
  7463. >you had to talk to her anyway...
  7464.  
  7465. >"Uh, anyways... you smell like Mac on a Saturday night."
  7466.  
  7467. >you pop a grin, momentarily forgetting about Applejack
  7468. "What, like the liquor he slams or the women he slams?"
  7469.  
  7470. >Applebloom immediately stops dancing and looks nauseous
  7471. >"I... /really/ didn't need to hear that..."
  7472.  
  7473.  
  7474. >as the song ends, your boisterous laughing can be heard by almost everyone
  7475. >you leave the center of the group; you should find Sunset
  7476.  
  7477. >as you exit the formation of dancers
  7478. >you see Fluttershy sitting down by herself
  7479.  
  7480. >part of you wants to go over to her and grab a dance with her
  7481. >but the other part of you knows you should find your date before she thinks you're leaving her out to dry for the dance
  7482.  
  7483. >though you would definitely have that dance with Flutters eventually
  7484. >for now, you shoot a wave towards her
  7485. >she sees it and gives one back
  7486.  
  7487. >you go around to the perimeter of the gym and walk around to find Sunset
  7488. >this is also where the chaperons are
  7489.  
  7490. >you walk past Celestia, Luna, Cheerilee and a few others as well
  7491. >then you pass a corner of the gym
  7492. >low and behold, there she is
  7493.  
  7494. >but it's not Sunset
  7495. >it's Redheart
  7496.  
  7497. >your influenced eyes catch a hold of her as you momentarily stop your walking
  7498. "Sheeiiiitttt."
  7499.  
  7500. >thinkingofSunset.exe has stopped working
  7501.  
  7502. >you walk quickly towards the nurse as you practically feel the intoxication getting higher with the accelerated heart rate
  7503.  
  7504. "YO REDHOT!"
  7505.  
  7506.  
  7507. >much like the day dream you had in her office days ago, Cherry Pie plays in your head as you near her
  7508. >and she looked /real/ good
  7509. >a nice red dress with matching long gloves that covered most of her arms
  7510.  
  7511. >she looks at you with mild frustration
  7512. >"85, I'm going to stitch your mouth shut if you call me Red-Hot again in public."
  7513.  
  7514. >you feel your confidence levels going through the roof
  7515. >with a shit-eating grin,
  7516. "Then let's go somewhere private."
  7517.  
  7518. >she waits a second, the heartily laughs
  7519. >"Not even in your dreams, Anon."
  7520.  
  7521. >you knew you didn't stand a chance in hell
  7522. >but trying anyways never hurt
  7523.  
  7524. "Had to try. You look fucking fantastic."
  7525. >she raises an eyebrow, still grinning
  7526. >"Feeling forward, are we?"
  7527. >she shakes her head and looks off towards the people dancing
  7528. >"Maybe if you were 10 years older.."
  7529.  
  7530. >unfazed by her rejection, you go for her hand with your own
  7531. "I'll settle for a dance, then."
  7532.  
  7533. >"I don't know, 85. Celestia already complained about the 'modesty' of my dress. I don't need her mad about me for dancing with the students."
  7534.  
  7535. >still cheesin'
  7536. "But Celestia is only a principal; this is an order from the King."
  7537.  
  7538. >Redheart's face = pic
  7539.  
  7540. >"You know what? For that one, you get /one/ dance."
  7541.  
  7542.  
  7543. >pulling her closer to the dancing, the next song starts
  7544.  
  7545. "Hey this is perfect; a song from your time!"
  7546. >she scoffs
  7547. >"I'm 28, not 50."
  7548.  
  7549. >getting closer to the dancing, you yell out
  7550. "MAKE WAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"
  7551.  
  7552. >people turn to see you with Redheart in tow
  7553. >some of the guys see this and go, "No way..."
  7554.  
  7555. >when you get to the center, some people have formed a Soul Train line
  7556. >you get in line with Redheart and clap to the beat
  7557. >you watch as some of the people going down the line have some sweet moves
  7558. >every time someone pulls out a fresh move you holler out
  7559. "YYEEEAAAHHH!!"
  7560.  
  7561. >then it's your turn to go down the middle
  7562. >your starting move is to ninja kick in the air, then flail your arms around while rotating your shoulders; all while slowly moving forward
  7563. >next to you is Redheart, who in contrast is very smooth with her dancing
  7564. >some of the guys holler out to you and offer up fistbumps as you go down the line
  7565.  
  7566. >eventually the song ends
  7567. >the cheers and hollers from the guys did not fly over her head
  7568. >"So am I a trophy now?"
  7569. "Doubt it. I take my trophies home."
  7570.  
  7571. >you walk her back to where she was before your dance
  7572. >she has a good chuckle as she gets her purse pulls something out of it
  7573. >she opens your mouth and puts a few mints in, then lifts up your jaw to close your mouth
  7574. >"I could smell it when you first walked up to me. Sober up before you leave."
  7575.  
  7576. >then she walks away, still laughing at your nonsense attempts to hit on her
  7577.  
  7578.  
  7579. >Current mission: Find your date
  7580. >Mission status: In progress
  7581.  
  7582. >your time with RedHot has only boosted your confidence further
  7583. >your self-awareness recognizes that you probably wouldn't be behaving in this manner if you were sober; but so far, this was definitely working out for you
  7584.  
  7585. >you sift through the groups of people but have yet to spot the beautiful blonde and red hair
  7586. >you turn a corner and you see her at a table talking to Twilight
  7587.  
  7588. >you hadn't seen her since you had the drink
  7589. >and your alcohol goggles made her even more beautiful than before, which was something you didn't think was possible
  7590.  
  7591. Balls: Whew lad...
  7592.  
  7593. >her back is to you, so she doesn't see you coming
  7594.  
  7595. >your mind spawns a plan, one that normally you wouldn't go through with
  7596. >but under the influence, the little voice that normally says "You shouldn't do that" is silenced
  7597. >all you can hear is Alcohol Man saying, "Do it, faggot."
  7598.  
  7599. >cue evil grin
  7600.  
  7601. >music is being played in the gym, but all your mind can hear is
  7602.  
  7603. >you get close enough to touch her and you wrap your arms around her from behind
  7604. >she turns her head to check and make sure it's you and not some other guy
  7605. >as she sees part of your face, she hears
  7606. "There she is," spoken in her ear
  7607. >then you start to softly bite her earlobe
  7608.  
  7609. >Twilight sees this and stops what she's saying, eyes wide
  7610. pic
  7611.  
  7612. >T: "Oooooooookay then..."
  7613. >she walks off
  7614.  
  7615. >Sunset's eyes become half-lidded from your surprise attack
  7616. >she bites her lower lip
  7617. >"Anonnnnn" she purrs out
  7618. >"People can see us.."
  7619.  
  7620. >her reaction only adds gasoline to the flame of your intoxication; not only of substance, but your desire for her
  7621. "Let 'em watch."
  7622.  
  7623. >Mission status: Fucking Accomplished
  7624.  
  7625. >she leans her head back for a moment, mouth slightly open and you hear air leave her lungs
  7626.  
  7627.  
  7628. >she takes control of herself again and turns around with a similar grin that you had
  7629. >"Save it for later, 85."
  7630.  
  7631. >you pump your fist in the air and yell out
  7632. "DANGER ZOOOOONNNEEE, BABY!!"
  7633.  
  7634. >she giggles, "You're so weird sometimes.."
  7635. >and kisses you on the lips
  7636.  
  7637. >her eyes open wide in the middle of the kiss, and she pulls herself away from you
  7638. >worried and fearful, she asks, "Is that alcohol on your breath??"
  7639.  
  7640. >fugg
  7641. >this time, her reaction pulls you away from the drunken celebratory mood
  7642. "Ummmmm, maybe..?"
  7643.  
  7644. >and now she's pissed
  7645. >"Anon!! You have to drive me home after this!!! I can't drive stick!"
  7646.  
  7647. >Alcohol Man brushes past the severity of the situation to see the possible double entendre
  7648. "You sure about that?"
  7649.  
  7650. >this only made her more pissed
  7651. >"This isn't a joke, Anon!! How are we getting home now??"
  7652.  
  7653. >you put your hands out in front of you, signaling her to calm down
  7654. >and a more sober part of your mind realizes the merit of her frustration
  7655.  
  7656. "Look, it was an accident. Some of the guys spiked the punch and I forgot they were going to do that. I was real thirsty so I slammed the whole cup before I knew my mistake. It's only because it's mixed with the pain meds that I'm feeling this way. I should be sober as a gopher by the time we leave."
  7657.  
  7658. >as she's aware of your tendency towards alcohol, she has a shadow of doubt
  7659. >but she wants to believe you
  7660. >"Are you telling me the truth?"
  7661.  
  7662. >as much of a boss you were feeling only seconds ago, the feeling was flushed down the toilet
  7663.  
  7664. "Of course! I-I wouldn't ruin your night like that by /trying/ to get drunk before I had to drive again, I swear."
  7665.  
  7666.  
  7667. >she looks away from you
  7668. >outside of your view, her face depicts a mental conflict
  7669.  
  7670. >be Sunset
  7671.  
  7672. >the night had been perfect, right up until you tasted the alcohol on his lips
  7673. >your first thought was, 'how could he do this?'
  7674. >his drinking didn't really bother you; heck, you had some at the restaurant before this to calm your nerves
  7675.  
  7676. >but to drink at the dance when he's supposed to drive you home wasn't an okay thing to do
  7677.  
  7678. >still, you took a mental step back as he explained himself
  7679. >if it really was an accident, then you couldn't blame him
  7680. >and if he was right, then he would be sober by the time you wanted to leave
  7681.  
  7682. >and you wanted to believe that it was an accident
  7683. >everything that had transpired pointed to him doing everything right, and you didn't want that to change
  7684.  
  7685. >still looking away, you ask
  7686. "Are you going to drink more tonight?"
  7687.  
  7688. >"No way. First time was an accident; won't happen again."
  7689.  
  7690. >you turn to look at him again, sincerity in his eyes
  7691. >your anger quickly goes away as you latch yourself onto him
  7692. "I'm sorry I was angry at you. I believe you."
  7693.  
  7694. >he hugs you as well,
  7695. >"It's okay, you had every right to be angry."
  7696.  
  7697. >you bury your head onto his chest
  7698. "I'm sorry I doubted you."
  7699.  
  7700. >he rubs your back to calm you down
  7701. >"It's okay, Sunny."
  7702.  
  7703. >it hits you how attached you're getting to him
  7704.  
  7705. "How long do you think it will take for you to sober up?"
  7706.  
  7707. >"I don't usually mix meds with liquor, so I'm not positive. But if this goes away as fast as the effects of just a few drinks usually goes away for me; it should be about 2 hours to be safe."
  7708.  
  7709. >now that you've calmed back down, you wanted to dance with him again
  7710. "Can we dance some more?"
  7711.  
  7712. >his face spawns some wild-eyed smile you've never seen before as he yells out
  7713. >"HELL YEAH WE CAN!!"
  7714.  
  7715.  
  7716. >be Anon
  7717.  
  7718. >trying to keep your voice at a reasonable level while also speaking on a serious subject was more difficult than usual
  7719. >even if you meant what you said to her
  7720.  
  7721. >still, you were glad that was over
  7722. >the buzz was nice and you didn't want her killing it
  7723.  
  7724. >you wipe the mental sweat off of your mental brow when Sunset asks to dance again
  7725. >you halt your efforts to act sober-minded
  7726. >in your mind, the only logical response to this was to have some sort of "hell yeah" ejaculate out of your throat
  7727.  
  7728. >next song starts
  7729.  
  7730. >in what also seemed like a completely normal thing to do, you bend your knees slightly to put Sunset over your shoulder as you carried her over towards the dancing
  7731. >but her initial cute yelp and giggles of joy was the green light for you to continue this course of action
  7732.  
  7733. >your head nods to the beat as you walk
  7734. >you might or might not have 'swag-walked' a little..
  7735.  
  7736. "Never heard it before, but I'm feelin' this song!!" you yell to Sunset over the music
  7737. >still on your shoulder, in the middle of her giggling
  7738. >"How do you dance to this??"
  7739. "By jumping around like a MADMAN!!"
  7740.  
  7741. >you get towards the middle of the gym; surrounded by some of the football guys again, and put her down
  7742. >the music continues to raise in volume nearing the drop, while the gym lights start to darken to near blackness
  7743.  
  7744. >right before the drop hits, the entire gym goes pitch black
  7745. >and as soon as it drops, strobe lights go off all over
  7746.  
  7747. >you and everyone around you, including Sunset, raise your fists to the air and jump around like a school full of maniacs
  7748.  
  7749.  
  7750. >the song ends and you're getting a little sweaty
  7751. >look to Sunset
  7752. "Thirsty??"
  7753. >she shakes her head
  7754. >"No, I'm good!"
  7755.  
  7756. >you walk towards the nearest table with punch bowls on them
  7757. >the guy manning the station sees you coming, pours a cup-full and reaches out to hand it to you
  7758. >before you even think of grabbing it you say
  7759. "Clean stuff."
  7760.  
  7761. >he wasn't one of the guys who was present during your first debacle
  7762. >"You sure?"
  7763. "Positive."
  7764.  
  7765. >he pours the contents out and replaces it with punch from a different bowl
  7766. >"Here ya go, Anon."
  7767. "Thanks."
  7768.  
  7769. >you take the smallest of sips to make for 1200213987% sure that it is truly non-alcoholic
  7770. >tastes clean
  7771. >you guzzle the rest and throw away the cup
  7772.  
  7773. >head back towards Sunset
  7774.  
  7775. >next song
  7776.  
  7777. >you grab Sunset and look right into her eyes
  7778. "Do you trust me?"
  7779.  
  7780. >the question caught her off guard, but after a second, she nods and says "Yes"
  7781. "Okay, there's a game for this song.We have to put out the dumbest dance moves possible. Can you do that?"
  7782.  
  7783. >"I... think so???"
  7784. "Follow my lead!!"
  7785.  
  7786. >you start off, and oh boy, the moves are bad
  7787. >Sunset took a while to get into it, but eventually she did
  7788.  
  7789. they dance like Ethan and Hila in the video
  7790.  
  7791. >you didn't need to hear it; you could feel some people laughing
  7792. >some laughing more at you than with you
  7793. >but damn, it was fun
  7794. >and Sunset didn't seem to be uncomfortable once she got into it
  7795.  
  7796. >in fact, she seemed to really get into it by the second verse
  7797.  
  7798. >in the middle of a particularly spicy move of yours, you yell out
  7799. "Hey Sunny, you know what we are!?!"
  7800.  
  7801. >a wild smile appears as she knows where you're going with this
  7802. >"A couple of losers!?"
  7803.  
  7804. "A COUPLE OF DAMN LOSERS!!"
  7805.  
  7806.  
  7807. >be Applejack
  7808.  
  7809. >you had dinner with some of your friends
  7810. >you had on your fancy dress.. one that you had received many compliments for
  7811. >you danced and talked with your friends
  7812. >and danced with a few other guys already
  7813. >your brother already let you in on the secret spiked punch; which was something you took advantage of
  7814.  
  7815. >the whole night so far had been okay
  7816.  
  7817. >but there was an emptiness you were feeling
  7818. >and it started last night
  7819. >when you watched Anon and Sunset make out on the field after the game
  7820.  
  7821. >you hid how you felt so that it wouldn't make anyone feel awkward,
  7822. >but it was there
  7823.  
  7824. >you had promised yourself that you wouldn't make a big deal of this
  7825.  
  7826. >flashback
  7827.  
  7828. >in your room last night before the game
  7829.  
  7830. >thinking about your chances with Anon
  7831. >what if he found someone else?
  7832. >you would be happy for him
  7833.  
  7834. >real time
  7835.  
  7836. >you hadn't said a word to him all night tonight
  7837. >while you were eating dinner, your thoughts were eating you alive
  7838.  
  7839. >so you texted him and told him you needed to talk
  7840. >did that sound desperate?
  7841. >it didn't matter; it was true
  7842.  
  7843. >you made sure the girls got you to the dance early enough so you could be there when he got there
  7844. >your original plan was to get him as soon as he walked through the gym doors
  7845. >but when you saw him in that suit; your knees froze
  7846.  
  7847. >you saw him talking and dancing and yet you couldn't approach him
  7848. >you go to a punch table and ask for more of the 'dirty' stuff, then find a chair to sit in
  7849.  
  7850. >silently cursing yourself, you chug the drink
  7851. >you mumble
  7852. "Damn this Apple Family liver,"
  7853. >as the 'liquid courage' effect seemed to never arrive
  7854.  
  7855. >you look at your phone, and he hasn't texted you since
  7856. >not like he would right now; he's dancing and having fun
  7857. >he probably forgot all about you and your text by now
  7858. >and you're just sitting here...
  7859.  
  7860. >you look up and rub your eyes to make sure what you're seeing is actually happening
  7861. >your heart starts to race
  7862.  
  7863. >Anon is walking towards you
  7864.  
  7865.  
  7866. >minutes earlier
  7867.  
  7868. >be Anon
  7869.  
  7870. >the song ends and now you're /really/ sweaty
  7871.  
  7872. >look to Sunset
  7873. "Tell me that isn't fun!"
  7874. >she looks away for a second
  7875. >"That was easily the most embarrassing thing I've done all week."
  7876.  
  7877. >oh shit
  7878. >she didn't like it..
  7879.  
  7880. >she looks back at you
  7881. >"..but it was pretty fun."
  7882.  
  7883. >victory
  7884.  
  7885. >completely out of left field..
  7886. >you feel a hand touch your chest
  7887. >it wasn't Sunset's
  7888.  
  7889. "What the.."
  7890.  
  7891. >turn to see Spitfire
  7892. >she has a naughty grin on her
  7893. >SF: "Thanks for last night, Anon."
  7894.  
  7895. >she puts a 20 dollar bill in your outside suit pocket and saunters off with a wink
  7896.  
  7897. >the guys around you see this and look at each other
  7898. >one of the seniors, "This guy is /fucking /unstoppable.."
  7899.  
  7900. >Sunset looks worried and takes a step back from you
  7901. >she looks.. hurt
  7902.  
  7903. >SS: "Thanks for last night???"
  7904. >you wave your arms in front of her
  7905.  
  7906. "TOTALLY NOT WHAT THAT SOUNDED LIKE!!"
  7907.  
  7908. >SS: "Then what was /that/ all about??"
  7909.  
  7910. "She said that she would pay me to hit number 58 last night at the game because he's one of her exes! He was the last guy I trucked to get that last TD!"
  7911.  
  7912. >she casts a look of doubt,
  7913.  
  7914. >she was with you all night until she dropped you off at your place
  7915. >and as tired as you were, you weren't even in the mood for anything like that last night
  7916.  
  7917. >her doubt turns into her eyes rolling and a soft grin
  7918. >SS: "You're lucky I was with you all night or else I might not have believed that."
  7919.  
  7920. >distant senior, "All night?!?"
  7921.  
  7922. >you wipe the sweat from your forehead
  7923. >crisis averted
  7924.  
  7925. >you walk with her away from the dancing
  7926.  
  7927. >SS: "Plus... 20 is kinda low for, you know, isn't it?" she asks just as cheeky as can be
  7928.  
  7929.  
  7930. "WELL IT WOULD BE FOR MY SERVICES!! THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE!"
  7931. >joking and haughty as you could be
  7932.  
  7933. >Sunset shakes her head
  7934. >then an aura of confidence envelopes her
  7935. >"And how much would /I/ have to pay?"
  7936.  
  7937. >her question hits you like a brick, as you weren't at all ready for that
  7938. >is she directly implying..?
  7939. "Umm.. that might be on the house.."
  7940.  
  7941. >your mind decides to not take that any further, holding to the possibility that your night might end /very/ well
  7942.  
  7943. >she says nothing as you two continue to walk
  7944.  
  7945. >now you're practically on fire from her comment
  7946. >you take your suit jacket off
  7947.  
  7948. >you're about to put it down somewhere when Sunset says
  7949. >"I'm going to grab some punch and talk with my friends a little."
  7950. "Okay. I'm going to dance a little more; can you lay my jacket next to wherever you put your purse?"
  7951.  
  7952. >"Sure!"
  7953.  
  7954. >you hand over your jacket to her and she walks off
  7955. >you turn towards the dancing again and see Apple Bloom with her friends
  7956. >then you think of Applejack
  7957.  
  7958. >flashback
  7959.  
  7960. >at dinner with Sunset
  7961. >text from Applejack
  7962. >[We need to talk.]
  7963.  
  7964. >real time
  7965.  
  7966. "Shit."
  7967. >you needed to see what Applejack needed while you told her about Apple Bloom's problem
  7968. >though you couldn't remember what Apple Bloom said now..
  7969.  
  7970. >then AJ's text reminded you of another text
  7971. >the one from Trixie with the Trixie-tits
  7972.  
  7973. >you reach for your phone inside your pants pocket
  7974. >but it's not there
  7975.  
  7976. "huh.."
  7977.  
  7978. >you ignore it and start to walk around, looking for Applejack
  7979.  
  7980.  
  7981. >be Sunset
  7982.  
  7983. >next song
  7984.  
  7985. >you go to the punch table, jacket in hand
  7986. >guy attending looks around to check for other people then quietly asks you
  7987. >"Clean or dirty?"
  7988.  
  7989. "Excuse me?"
  7990. >"The punch; you want it clean or dirty?"
  7991.  
  7992. >you think of Anon's predicament; 'dirty' must mean 'with alcohol'
  7993. "Clean."
  7994.  
  7995. >"You got it."
  7996. >he pours you a cup and hands it over
  7997. "Thank you."
  7998.  
  7999. >you sip on the drink, and it doesn't have any alcohol
  8000. >good
  8001.  
  8002. >you walk towards where you put down your purse
  8003.  
  8004. >you smile and nod your head to the song
  8005. >the irony of the lyrics aren't missed
  8006.  
  8007. Hey I just met you
  8008. and this is crazy...
  8009.  
  8010. >to think that you /really/ only met Anon this week...
  8011.  
  8012. >you lay his jacket on top of your purse which was on a chair, and you see something fall out of one of the pockets
  8013. >you look down to see what it was
  8014. >his phone was on the ground
  8015.  
  8016. "Crap."
  8017. >you pick it up and look at it, checking for cracks on the screen
  8018. >no cracks
  8019.  
  8020. >you're about to put it down, but what if the it didn't function now?
  8021. >Anon would be so pissed
  8022. >you needed to know right now if his phone was broken so you could figure out how to tell him
  8023.  
  8024. >you hit the unlock button on his phone, and instead of a lock screen showing up,
  8025. >the phone brightened up and opened directly to text messages
  8026.  
  8027. >a picture of a topless Trixie greeted you
  8028. >with the caption "Would the Homecoming Queen do THIS for you?"
  8029.  
  8030.  
  8031. >be Anon
  8032.  
  8033. >haven't found Applejack yet
  8034. >you walk around several groups of people dancing to find her, yet nothing has come up
  8035. >then you see Rainbow
  8036. >she would probably know
  8037.  
  8038. >walk up to her,
  8039. "Yo, Rainbow!"
  8040. >she turns to you
  8041. >"Anon! Good to see you here! How's the car?"
  8042. "Fucking great! That thing is so sick!"
  8043.  
  8044. >"You didn't wreck it, did you?"
  8045. "How would I be here if I wrecked that amazing car??"
  8046.  
  8047. >she thinks for a moment
  8048. >"Good point. You having fun?"
  8049. "You know, I didn't expect much from this, but so far it rocks. You should have seen it; I was KILLING it dancing a few minutes ago."
  8050.  
  8051. >her high-pitched, scratchy laugh heartily lets loose, "No way! Your dance moves could use some work, Anon."
  8052. "Like you could do better!?"
  8053.  
  8054. >next song
  8055.  
  8056. >"Gimme your best moves and we'll see who's better."
  8057. "You're on!!"
  8058.  
  8059. >you don't even know how she danced because you were dancing like, pic
  8060.  
  8061.  
  8062. >song ends and you look back to her
  8063. "See? Killed it."
  8064.  
  8065. >"Yeah right, more like killed whoever had to see it!"
  8066. "Yeah yeah, whatever. Listen, Rainbow..."
  8067. >"Yeah?"
  8068.  
  8069. "You're alright. I'm not mad at you anymore; I mean it."
  8070. >"Really? Are you sure?"
  8071.  
  8072. "That might be the alcohol talking though.."
  8073. >"Wha..? ANON, c'mon! Are we cool now or not!?!?"
  8074.  
  8075. >your face pic
  8076. "Yeah, we are."
  8077.  
  8078. >she tones down her voice and looks to the floor for a moment before responding
  8079. >"Thanks. I've said it before, but you can count on me not doing anything like that again. And if you need me to do anything for you-"
  8080.  
  8081. >you cut her off before she can finish
  8082. "Yeah actually there is. Where's Applejack?"
  8083.  
  8084. >"Uhh, not sure. She was with me a while ago. Maybe the bathroom? Maybe getting a drink?"
  8085. "Okay thanks."
  8086.  
  8087. >you walk off
  8088.  
  8089. >during this walk, you can feel your body starting to recover from the mixing of substances
  8090. >the alcohol effect had peak and you could feel yourself start the slow decent back down to sobriety
  8091. >but you were still a good way from being sober
  8092.  
  8093. >you go towards the ladies' bathroom,
  8094. >and next to a table near said destination, sitting down on a chair, is Applejack
  8095.  
  8096. >and she looks damn good
  8097. "Ayy, Applejack! Looking pretty good!"
  8098.  
  8099. >there was no 'pretty' good about it; she looked great
  8100. >but you had more control over yourself now than you did earlier when you first had the drink
  8101.  
  8102. >she's just sitting there, looking at you
  8103. >wave your hand in front of her face
  8104. "Hello?? Canterlot to Applejack; come in Applejack.."
  8105.  
  8106. >in a flash, she gets up,
  8107. >grabs your hand and pulls you towards the dancing
  8108.  
  8109. "Well this feels familiar.."
  8110.  
  8111.  
  8112. >song plays
  8113.  
  8114. >Applejack pulls you into a slow dance
  8115. >"So.. ya got my text?"
  8116. "How could I have responded to it otherwise?"
  8117.  
  8118. >"Well... yeah. Right."
  8119.  
  8120. "..."
  8121. >"Anon, I-"
  8122. "So Apple Bloom told me something interesting.."
  8123.  
  8124. >she snaps out of whatever she was thinking, and looks slightly fearful
  8125. >"What did that little /rascal/ tell you?"
  8126.  
  8127. >you scratch the back of your head
  8128. "Actually, I'm having a hard time remembering what it was exactly... but I do remember that it had to do with guys."
  8129.  
  8130. >Sisterjack takes over
  8131. >"What about them?? Is she datin' someone behind my back? Who is it??"
  8132. "Hell, AJ, I don't know! Wait... no she's not. She's all sad because no one asked her to the dance."
  8133.  
  8134. >AJ looks sad for her sister
  8135. >"Shucks.."
  8136. "Yeah..."
  8137.  
  8138. >"Well it's better than her goin' with /some/ of the boys in her class."
  8139. "Like who?"
  8140.  
  8141. >"Between you 'n me, there's one that I don't rightly trust. His name is Boom Vest."
  8142. >your face pic
  8143.  
  8144. "Shit, that's an awful name! Who name's their kid that???"
  8145. >"Well, his folks ain't from around here, if'n ya catch my drift."
  8146.  
  8147. >she shakes her head with vigor
  8148. >"Never mind about that! I need to tell you something."
  8149.  
  8150. "Okay, shoot."
  8151.  
  8152. >she looks away for a moment, as if she was mentally collecting courage
  8153. >then looks right into your eyes
  8154.  
  8155. >"Anon, I want you."
  8156.  
  8157.  
  8158. >be Sunset
  8159.  
  8160. >fury in your eyes
  8161. >marching; looking for her
  8162.  
  8163. >flashback
  8164.  
  8165. >at the restaurant, you end the first dance to go get a sip of your drink
  8166. >as you're coming back, Anon is looking at his phone
  8167. >his face becomes pale and he puts his phone up as soon as you approach
  8168.  
  8169. >real time
  8170.  
  8171. >Trixie sent that to him while you were at dinner
  8172. >you weren't sure how to feel about Anon in the situation until you checked his previous messages with her and there were none
  8173. >he didn't ask for that; she just sent it to him
  8174.  
  8175. >and there wasn't a chance in Tartarus she was going to ruin your time with Anon; not if you had anything to say about it
  8176.  
  8177. >scouring the gym, you find her on the outskirts of those dancing
  8178. >you hear the slow song come on and she dances with a guy
  8179.  
  8180. >a guy closer to you says, "Hey Sunset, I was wond-"
  8181. >you don't even glance at him
  8182. "Not right now."
  8183.  
  8184. >"Oh.. okay.."
  8185.  
  8186. >you continue your march towards Trixie
  8187. >as you near her, you take a deep breath to make sure you can contain your anger
  8188. >exploding at her wouldn't solve anything
  8189.  
  8190. >you cut in between Trixie and her dancing partner, and assume dancing position with Trixie
  8191. >you make sure she can see the fire in your eyes, as you use your angry low-volume voice to repeat her own words,
  8192.  
  8193. "Don't mind if I bump in, do you?"
  8194.  
  8195.  
  8196. >Trixie feeds off of your apparent anger and converts it into a nasty smile
  8197. >she knew exactly why you were here with her
  8198. >"I suppose not."
  8199.  
  8200. >you and her start slow dancing, but neither of you are dancing for the same reason everyone else is
  8201.  
  8202. >the guy who was dancing with her speaks up with, "Hey, I wanted to danc-"
  8203. >yourself and Trixie turn to him, "Get lost."
  8204.  
  8205. >he does so; quickly
  8206.  
  8207. >a snarl in your voice, you ask
  8208. "Hello Trixie. How is /your/ night going?"
  8209.  
  8210. >"Quite well, Ms. Homecoming Queen. And yours?"
  8211. "It's... fine."
  8212.  
  8213. >you think for an instant
  8214. >if you admit you were bothered by her picture, or greatly affected by it in any capacity; she wins
  8215.  
  8216. "Actually, no; it's been fantastic."
  8217. >time to gloat
  8218. "In fact, you couldn't believe how good it's been. Anon's friend let him borrow a muscle car to pick me up in. Then we went to this great little restaurant, and now we're here having a blast."
  8219.  
  8220. >"Well now, I don't see him here right now..."
  8221. >she looks around,
  8222.  
  8223. >"..so maybe /he's/ having a blast... without /you/."
  8224.  
  8225.  
  8226. "Cute, Trixie. Super cute. Almost as cute as that picture you sent him earlier."
  8227. >she puts on a feign innocent look as she covers her mouth with her hand
  8228. >"Oh did you see that? I'm so sorry, Sunset."
  8229.  
  8230. "No, Trixie. /I'm/ sorry."
  8231. >her act drops
  8232. >"What?"
  8233. >you sneer at her
  8234.  
  8235. "I'm sorry yours aren't as big as mine."
  8236.  
  8237. >the tables have been turned; she pissed now
  8238. >"Well at least Anon has seen mine. I bet you can't say the same, can you?"
  8239.  
  8240. >you didn't see that one coming
  8241. "Well.. that's not important!!"
  8242. >she's back to her nasty smile
  8243.  
  8244. >"Trixie thought not. I am very easy to be liked."
  8245. "You could have just left 'liked' out of the sentence."
  8246. >"Say what you will, but I've been up front with Anon."
  8247. "So have I, Trixie. And I don't need to send him nudes for him to remember that /I exist/."
  8248.  
  8249. >for a moment, you could feel the proverbial knife impale her stomach
  8250. >but she leaped back
  8251.  
  8252. >"Trixie has another bet, Ms. Queen. Does he know about you? As in, does he REALLY know about you?"
  8253.  
  8254. >you pick up on what she means, and keep your silence
  8255. >"No? Then maybe /someone/ should just saunter over and tell him."
  8256.  
  8257. >you feel your rage rising; she's playing the trump card
  8258. >"..Yes I believe our dearest Anon should learn about the fact that his date tonight is actually a HORSE. Or perhaps a DEMON. Which are you feeling tonight, Sunset Shimmer?"
  8259.  
  8260. >you feel your blood pressure rising
  8261. >your eyes could start a forest fire
  8262. >your dancing grip on her tightens
  8263.  
  8264. >you can't hear the music being played at the dance anymore
  8265. >however, another tune is quietly being played in your head, but it's too quiet to know what it is
  8266.  
  8267. "Back off, Trixie."
  8268. >her smile becomes more snide
  8269.  
  8270. >"Or.. maybe you could stand down and let Trixie wrap her delicious thighs around Anon after the dance while he penetrates me for hours on end. This, of course, is what Anon truly wants."
  8271.  
  8272.  
  8273. >be Anon
  8274. >slow dancing with Applejack
  8275.  
  8276. >the conversation was light about her sister
  8277. >then she drops a bomb
  8278.  
  8279. >"Anon, I want you."
  8280.  
  8281. >somehow this song just became much more appropriate
  8282.  
  8283. >"I'm more nervous than a hare on huntin' season, so jest lemme get this out, okay? I'm not talking about havin' some interest in you like I did on Monday, and I ain't talkin' about a little filly-crush either. I've never been this attracted to anyone in my life, and I feel like a god-dang fool for saying that. But it's true."
  8284.  
  8285. >you listen as you continue the slow dance
  8286.  
  8287. >"I want you to have me. I've never said this in my whole damn life but... you can do whatever you want to me, and I'll do whatever you want me to. If you think we might work out as a couple, I'll follow you to the moon and back. If you wake up tomorrow and you want someone else, I'll not hold you back from it. I... I won't even bother you to call or text me... if you don't want to."
  8288.  
  8289. >she had a difficult time saying the last part
  8290. >she takes a deep breath
  8291.  
  8292. >"Just.."
  8293.  
  8294. >her bold green eyes seem to pierce your soul as she collects enough courage to finish
  8295. pic
  8296.  
  8297. >"Just take me away from here and let me by yours, if only for one night. Let tonight be our night... together. Let me be happy... /with/ you."
  8298.  
  8299. >you stopped dancing several seconds ago
  8300.  
  8301.  
  8302. "Applejack.. are you being serious?"
  8303. >"Yes. Yes I am."
  8304.  
  8305. "But... why? Where did this come from? I never expected to hear anything like that.."
  8306.  
  8307. >"Some parts I don't rightly know myself. I won't even try to explain those. But some parts I /do/ understand real well. I didn't know how much you not ruttin' me on Tuesday meant to me until everything blew over. If the shoes were switched, I don't think I could have held out like that. And if that weren't enough, you went out of your way /again/ tryin' to make sure I didn't get in trouble for... ya know.. hittin' ya."
  8308.  
  8309. >she reaches a hand out to the cheek she nearly broke, and delicately rubs it
  8310.  
  8311. >"How's it feelin' Anon? ... Sug?"
  8312. "It's.."
  8313.  
  8314. >you raise your hand to your hip level and hesitate for a moment before putting it on top her own hand on your face
  8315. "It's fine now. Thanks for asking."
  8316.  
  8317. >you leave your hand over hers for a few seconds before removing her hand
  8318. "AJ, I have to be honest with you. I wasn't doing any of those things for you, really. I was just trying to be a decent person. Nothing more."
  8319.  
  8320. >"Anon, that's exactly why it means so much. You weren't looking to do the right thing in order to get into my jeans. You were just doing the right thing to do the right thing."
  8321.  
  8322. "What about Rainbow? What about Sunset?"
  8323.  
  8324. >"Rainbow don't feel that way about ya; even if she did, she had her chance and blew it. I'll be there for her as a best friend but I'm not her mama. Sunset is your field, not mine."
  8325.  
  8326. "Appleja-"
  8327. >"Are y'all together? Is she your girlfriend? Because if so... I can't do this with you."
  8328.  
  8329. "Well... no. She's not my girlfriend, per se..."
  8330.  
  8331.  
  8332. >"Sug, I won't ask you to do anything you're not comfortable with."
  8333. "I know. I know you're not."
  8334.  
  8335. >a strong flashback plays a clear movie in your head
  8336.  
  8337. >Monday morning, sitting in your desk
  8338.  
  8339. >Applejack had hot friends, not to mention the bumpkin wasn't too shabby herself
  8340. >and by not too shabby, you had already accepted upon seeing her the first day of school that she was far out of your league
  8341. >you look back up only to see her walking towards your adjacent desk
  8342. >Time slows down and "Mississippi Queen" starts playing in your heard as you *try* to inconspicuously check her out
  8343. >praying to deities you don't believe in that she doesn't notice
  8344. "The Monday gods have truly not forsaken me," you think to yourself
  8345.  
  8346. >real time
  8347.  
  8348. >less than a full week ago, Applejack was nothing more than a distant wet dream
  8349.  
  8350. >she grabs your hand and puts it between both of hers
  8351.  
  8352. >and now, here she was, almost begging you to have sex with her all night
  8353. >you could only imagine what she would be capable of in bed
  8354.  
  8355. >your tunnel vision gets worse the more you think on this
  8356. >your silence and unbroken eye contact with her brings creases to the sides of her mouth
  8357.  
  8358. >"Let's go, Sug."
  8359. >she slowly pulls you with her as she heads towards the exit
  8360.  
  8361. >and you don't stop your legs from following her
  8362.  
  8363.  
  8364. >be Sunset
  8365.  
  8366. >you heard what Trixie said and your mind involuntarily envisioned it
  8367.  
  8368. >and once your mind started it's own narrative, your whole attitude changed
  8369. >the thought of Anon being inside Trixie was tearing you apart from the inside
  8370. >and your mind wouldn't stop playing the awful sight, either
  8371.  
  8372. >you saw Anon ripping the clothes off of Trixie
  8373. >biting her neck, hearing her moan in delight
  8374.  
  8375. >you let go of Trixie and take a step back
  8376. >under your breath, pain in your voice, you say
  8377. "That was too far, even for you."
  8378.  
  8379. >this wasn't a game anymore; you were really being hurt by this
  8380.  
  8381. >"And what are you going to do?" she taunts
  8382.  
  8383. >you close your eyes, trying to make the torturing mental images go away
  8384. >"You won't strike me here; you can't get into trouble like that after your 'demon' incident."
  8385.  
  8386. >she was right
  8387. >you just wanted Anon, and she was in the way of that
  8388. >you just wanted her to back off
  8389.  
  8390. >"Admit it, Sunset. Anon wants me; not you. He only went to the dance with you because you two were Homecoming King and Queen."
  8391.  
  8392. >that couldn't be the truth... right?
  8393. >you mentally searched for all of the times Anon gave you compliments
  8394. >the times when you two had tender moments together
  8395. >the nice things he said to you, even before feelings were involved
  8396.  
  8397. >you knew these moments existed; these moments happened
  8398. >but the only thing your mind could envision was Trixie and Anon being physically intimate
  8399. >you were becoming more emotional by the second
  8400.  
  8401. >your voice is far more sad than angry
  8402. "Trixie, please.. I'm done playing games. It took me so long to find someone who didn't judge me for my past. Just... Please, stop chasing Anon..."
  8403.  
  8404.  
  8405. >"Why should I care about any of that?"
  8406.  
  8407. >she's not going to stop
  8408. "Because I /care/ about him!! I know he's not perfect but he's perfect for me! This was supposed to be /our/ night!"
  8409.  
  8410. >the more you talk, the less confident your voice becomes
  8411. >your self-esteem drops quickly, as your mind convinces you that Trixie's house might be Anon's last stop tonight
  8412.  
  8413. >your words are no longer fighting words, but rather pleading, begging words
  8414.  
  8415. "He makes me feel better about myself, Trixie!"
  8416.  
  8417. >with an arrogant tone, Trixie says,
  8418. >"You're embarrassing yourself. Trixie might feel sorry for you if you weren't in her way."
  8419. >and Trixie doesn't care
  8420.  
  8421. "Trixie... you know what happened to me. I lost.. /everything/. The whole school /hated/ me after what happened. Do you know what that feels like???"
  8422.  
  8423. >you feel your eyes become hot with moisture, but tears haven't started falling yet
  8424. >you feel yourself breaking down further into a pit of despair
  8425.  
  8426. "Twilight and her friends were the only people who would SPEAK TO ME. Have you cried yourself to /sleep/ before?!?"
  8427.  
  8428. >you were losing control of your emotions
  8429.  
  8430. "And now that I find the ONE person who makes that better... you would take that from me?" you plead
  8431.  
  8432. >this wasn't information that Trixie needed but you couldn't stop yourself
  8433.  
  8434. >her arms crossed,
  8435. >"He deserves someone who isn't a /pathetic/ basket-case," she snarls at you
  8436.  
  8437. >your breathing staggers and you look to the floor
  8438. >her words, tearing you down and hitting you like bricks
  8439. "I'm.. I'm not a basket case.." you tell yourself more than you're telling her
  8440.  
  8441. >"Quit wasting Trixie's time. After I get my last dance with Anon, he'll drive me home."
  8442.  
  8443. >"..then I'll feel his warm seed inside me."
  8444.  
  8445. >you look away, unable to meet Trixie's eyes anymore
  8446. >Trixie's words hurt far more than you could have ever expected
  8447.  
  8448. >you feel lower than dirt
  8449. >lost; beaten
  8450. >your mind questions if you /do/ deserve Anon..
  8451.  
  8452. >"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find Anon."
  8453.  
  8454.  
  8455. "N-no..."
  8456.  
  8457. >you couldn't lose him like this
  8458.  
  8459. >"No what?"
  8460. >you could feel your hair start to move as if there was a strong draft in the building
  8461. >but there is no draft present in the building
  8462.  
  8463. "You're not touching him."
  8464.  
  8465. >Trixie crosses her arms
  8466. >"Your charades don't scare me. You won't do anything."
  8467.  
  8468. >you feel the energy inside you; and no matter how hard you try
  8469. >you can't stop it
  8470.  
  8471. >your hair starts to shine with a dim golden glow
  8472. >you close your eyes and flex every muscle in your body; trying to regain control of yourself
  8473. >but it's not working
  8474. >you're losing it, and quick
  8475.  
  8476. >Trixie notices your hair and her voice becomes a bit less demeaning
  8477. >"You.. you can't do anything."
  8478.  
  8479. >emotions running rampant inside you, your upset state only grows worse
  8480. >you're nearly crying as you beg to yourself,
  8481.  
  8482. "No... not now... not here..."
  8483.  
  8484.  
  8485. >the music in your head is blaring now
  8486. skip to 1:45 and crank that shit up
  8487.  
  8488. >still struggling with your eyes closed, you speak to Trixie again
  8489. "I. Told you. To BACK. OFF."
  8490. >"Make me!"
  8491.  
  8492. >you desperately didn't want to, but feel yourself transforming
  8493.  
  8494. >your hair shines brighter as a dim aura surrounds you
  8495. >you clench your teeth, grinding them together
  8496. >fists shaking at your side
  8497. >the draft around you becomes stronger
  8498. >you're levitating an inch off of the ground
  8499.  
  8500. >you feel your mouth moving, but another voice accompanies your own
  8501. >a voice far more evil than your own
  8502. "I've had enough. Leave."
  8503.  
  8504. >you've transformed before, but not like this
  8505. >something was wrong
  8506.  
  8507. (Sit there, watch it all burn down
  8508. It's easy and breezy for ya)
  8509.  
  8510. >your eyes are closed but you can feel Trixie's fear as she witnesses what is happening
  8511. >"Not without Anon!"
  8512.  
  8513. >out of desperation, Trixie brings her elbow back and launches her fist at your face
  8514. >your hand quickly grabs her first and stops the punch before it connects; eyes are still closed
  8515.  
  8516. >your energy skyrockets and you're barely in control of yourself
  8517. >immediately you take a step towards her and lean into her face
  8518.  
  8519.  
  8520. >be Trixie
  8521.  
  8522. >you knew Sunset could transform, but you called her bluff on it
  8523. >further taunting her
  8524.  
  8525. >she didn't take to that quite well
  8526. >her transformation started, but she could still be bluffing
  8527.  
  8528. >but when you threw a punch, she grabbed it and squeezed your fist
  8529. >leaned into you and opened her eyes
  8530. pic
  8531.  
  8532. >aside from her hair glowing, the rest of Sunset looked normal
  8533. >but when you saw those eyes...
  8534. >those teal, brightly glowing eyes
  8535. >you remembered what happened the last time you saw those eyes
  8536.  
  8537. >Sunset wasn't fooling around anymore
  8538. >and no guy was worth being destroyed by a demon
  8539.  
  8540. >you practically sweat out fear as the terror of her eyes seeps into your soul
  8541. >she yells at you, but multiple voices ring out from her mouth,
  8542. >"STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND."
  8543.  
  8544. >you jerk your fist away from her hand and leap back
  8545. >suddenly very sorry that you poked this beehive
  8546. "Have him! He's yours!"
  8547.  
  8548. >those eyes bore into you with anger
  8549. >but the energy around her starts to dissipate
  8550. >she closes her eyes again as her feet touch the ground
  8551.  
  8552. >her magic is gone and she looks weak from the experience
  8553. >you jerk your head around, checking to see who saw that happen
  8554. >a few people were looking with wide eyes, but the rest of the gym were ignorantly continuing in the festivities
  8555.  
  8556. >but on the other side of the gym, you spot Anon
  8557. >with Applejack
  8558.  
  8559. >she's cupping his cheek and his hand is on top of hers
  8560.  
  8561.  
  8562. >be random senior from football team
  8563.  
  8564. >you snagged a dance with a cute girl once the slow song started
  8565. >everything was going great
  8566.  
  8567. >but halfway through the song you started to hear something to the side of you
  8568. >Sunset and Trixie were having some type of argument
  8569.  
  8570. >but you put it to the back of your mind
  8571. >no need to focus on it when Roseluck is in your arms
  8572.  
  8573. >but the arguing continued to escalate
  8574. >you look to your buddy who is also dancing with another girl
  8575. "You seein' this?"
  8576.  
  8577. >even Roseluck is looking at what is happening
  8578. >"Yeah," he says. "Think we should do something?"
  8579. "Nah, just let it happen."
  8580.  
  8581. >towards the end of the song, the argument is now pretty loud and a few people are watching
  8582. >not every word can be heard from them, but one can easily get an idea of what's going on
  8583. >you see Trixie throw a punch and Sunset grab her fist
  8584. >Trixie backs up and the argument is over
  8585.  
  8586. >the song ends and the two girls are in silence
  8587. >a few other words are exchanged and Trixie leaves the gym
  8588. >then Twilight comes over to Sunset
  8589. >Sunset looks upset over something, and they go out the back door of the gym
  8590.  
  8591. >the people around you saw all of this
  8592. >your buddy, "Hey man, should we tell someone what happened?"
  8593. >the people who saw look to you
  8594. >you shake your head
  8595.  
  8596. "Hell no. That goes for everyone who saw it too. Nobody saw nothing. No one got hurt so it's none of our business."
  8597.  
  8598. >"But bro, Sunset transfo-"
  8599. "That's Anon's girl. Nobody saw nothing."
  8600.  
  8601.  
  8602. >be Anon
  8603.  
  8604. >you see AJ's hips swing as she brings you towards the exit
  8605. >your soon-to-be-boner brings images of the PoonTang-Train you're about to hop on
  8606. >everything you wanted on Monday was about to be handed to you for free on a silver platter
  8607.  
  8608. >but the racing of your heart beat isn't from excitement
  8609. >your gut started feeling funny, and Alcohol Man wasn't talking anymore
  8610. >you start to feel a little cold
  8611. >you feel anxious for what is about to happen,
  8612.  
  8613. >and it didn't feel right
  8614.  
  8615. >the distance between yourself and the doorway was closing
  8616. >and the closer you got, the more you felt out of place
  8617. >AJ gets within inches of the doorway, and you plant your feet on the ground
  8618. >she stops as well once you do
  8619.  
  8620. >"Somethin' wrong, Sug?"
  8621. "No."
  8622.  
  8623. >she turns to walk again but you don't budge
  8624. >she turns back to you
  8625. "No."
  8626. >"Hwut?"
  8627.  
  8628. >you take a second of silence
  8629.  
  8630. "Applejack, you're as hot as hellfire itself. If this were any time before Friday, I'd race you to the car, stripping clothes off while I do so."
  8631.  
  8632. >"...okay?"
  8633. "You can't even measure how badly I'd love to have sex with you, but I'm not going to do this. I can't."
  8634.  
  8635. >"Y-you.. can't what, Anon?"
  8636.  
  8637. >you put your hand onto your face, lowering your volume
  8638. "Fuck, I hate talking about this shit..."
  8639.  
  8640. >"You can't WHAT??"
  8641.  
  8642. >in an explosive set of movements,
  8643. >you remove your hand from your face, and your torso leans toward her
  8644.  
  8645. "I CAN'T DO THIS TO SUNSET, OKAY!? THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT."
  8646.  
  8647.  
  8648. >"But.. I-"
  8649.  
  8650. >you still have energy in your voice from the audible explosion
  8651. "I appreciate the offer, but I can't okay?"
  8652.  
  8653. >Applejack speaks not in a demeaning tone, but of an honest befuddlement
  8654. >"Anon I ain't tryin' to get hitched or anything.."
  8655.  
  8656. >your tone has calmed down
  8657. >you wave your hand, pushing an invisible object away from separating the two of you
  8658. "Take Sunset out of the picture for a second. Do you remember when we talked about what happened between us on Tuesday? You once told me that, and I quote, 'It took some real character' to resist you under the circumstances."
  8659.  
  8660. >she stays silent but nods her head
  8661.  
  8662. "I'm not the guy who gets his character complimented a ton. When I do something that warrants a compliment, it feels pretty good; it feels right. So you tell me why it doesn't feel right to follow you out."
  8663.  
  8664. >she stays silent, and expressionless; pondering your question
  8665.  
  8666. >a memory of how rude you were to Sunset on Monday night popped into your head
  8667. >with a look of determination, you say
  8668. "I did something to earn Sunset's distrust before. Now that I've earned her trust back, I'm not doing that again."
  8669.  
  8670. >you turn to walk away when you hear AJ's voice behind you
  8671. >"You really like her... don't you?"
  8672.  
  8673. >you turn back
  8674. >your determination is replaced with a slight discomfort
  8675. >you reach your hand to your head as you scratch your scalp
  8676. >you direct your eyes at anything except Applejack
  8677. "Uhhh..."
  8678.  
  8679. >she nods once more and lowly walks herself past you, studying the floor as she does so
  8680. >"I thought so," she mumbles
  8681. >"I'm sorry."
  8682.  
  8683. pic
  8684.  
  8685. >she goes back in and you stand there for a moment,
  8686. >she's well beyond hearing range when you sigh
  8687. "Me too, AJ.."
  8688.  
  8689.  
  8690. >you wait a few seconds, reconciling the fact that you just turned down AJ for a night of no-strings-attached sex
  8691. >there's a sting in your heart from turning her down; making her sad
  8692. >but it doesn't sting as bad as the thought of breaking Sunset's heart...
  8693.  
  8694. >you turn and walk back
  8695. >you allow your ears to pick up on the music being played
  8696.  
  8697. >a good number of people aren't dancing, but in the very center of the floor
  8698. >Derpy and Rainbow are groovin' together; taking turns singing the lyrics while they bust moves without a care in the world
  8699. >not too unlike you were a few songs ago
  8700.  
  8701. >the edges of your mouth rise, if only a little
  8702. "I'll be damned."
  8703.  
  8704. >something about the sight gives you hope
  8705. >a hope that tonight might still be alright
  8706.  
  8707. >the more you watch, the more you are sure that you can still have a good time
  8708. >in time, Applejack would be alright
  8709. >and tonight, you would go to sleep with a clear conscience
  8710. >you walk back onto the scene; confident that you made the right decision with Applejack
  8711.  
  8712. >even if it wasn't an easy one to make
  8713.  
  8714. >you haven't seen Flash in a cool minute and you decide to try and find him
  8715. >after walking around for a few seconds, you find him talking to Octavia
  8716. >you stop your descent,
  8717. >you won't cockblock him like that
  8718.  
  8719. >then you spot Big Mac
  8720. "Shit."
  8721.  
  8722.  
  8723. "Mac, I need to talk to you about something."
  8724. >he looks over to see you
  8725. >"Sure thing, bud. Let's get something to drink."
  8726.  
  8727. >you walk over to the nearest punch table with him
  8728. "Clean."
  8729. >"Dirty."
  8730.  
  8731. >the guy hands you and Mac the drinks
  8732. >your mild paranoia has convinced you to sip every new drink tonight to test for alcohol
  8733. >this one is clean
  8734.  
  8735. >you find a spot to stand and Mac stands next to you; both of you watching people dance
  8736. >the setting is casual
  8737. >you haven't been friends with Mac for long at all but it feels like you guys are bros already
  8738.  
  8739. "So... Rarity, huh?"
  8740. >he has a deep chuckle and a grin that's trying to not show teeth
  8741. >"Eeyup. But it ain't no serious thing; probably a one time deal."
  8742.  
  8743. "Hell yeah, Mac. I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it's been."
  8744. >he offers his hand anyway
  8745. >"I wasn't using no fingers, I'll tell ya that much."
  8746.  
  8747. >you two have a good laugh after you shake his hand
  8748. >the laugh dies down
  8749.  
  8750. >"So whatcha wanna talk about?"
  8751. >you sigh
  8752.  
  8753. "Your sister, sadly."
  8754. >"Gunna go ahead and guess this ain't Apple Bloom we're speakin' on?"
  8755. "Yeah. It's AJ."
  8756.  
  8757. >"She make a move on ya?"
  8758. >your face goes blank
  8759. "What are you, a psychic now?"
  8760.  
  8761. >he shakes his head
  8762. >"Nope, but I know my sisters."
  8763.  
  8764. >you feel more than awkward right now
  8765. >best to just get it out there and tell him what happened
  8766.  
  8767. >you shake around the liquid in your cup before saying,
  8768. "Mac I had to tell her-"
  8769.  
  8770. >he throws a wave of dismissal
  8771. >"I know. She'll be fine. Don't mess it up with Ms. Shimmer."
  8772.  
  8773. >there's a moment of silence between the two of you
  8774. >nothing was said... but somehow you both had an understanding of the situation
  8775.  
  8776. >he takes a gulp of his drink
  8777. >"It takes some real balls to say 'no' to my sister.. twice. You against rednecks or somethin'?" he asks, jovial
  8778.  
  8779. >you spawn your best version of his accent
  8780. "Dunno, you ageinst citahy folk or somethin'?"
  8781.  
  8782. >you two have another laugh
  8783. >but as you both go silent, you say
  8784. "Thanks, Mac."
  8785.  
  8786.  
  8787. >after the last sip of your punch, you feel your bladder about to explode
  8788. >enter the bathroom
  8789.  
  8790. >as soon as the bathroom door closes, two girls walk into the gym from the front entrance
  8791.  
  8792. >you can hear some kind of movement in one of the stalls
  8793. >in mid stream, you hear a squeaky voice in the stall whisper, "Oohhhh Rumble..."
  8794.  
  8795. >you immediately hold back your laughter so hard that the stream of piss momentarily stops
  8796. >the inner troll desires to be a dick and yell out your presence,
  8797. >but Freshman was pretty cool and you wouldn't do that to him right now when he's getting some
  8798. >right?
  8799.  
  8800. >the stream starts again and soon your bladder is emptied
  8801. >as quiet as you can, you wash your hands and leave the scene
  8802. >but the inner troll is mighty
  8803. >and right before the door closes behind you, you yell into the bathroom
  8804.  
  8805. pic
  8806. "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
  8807.  
  8808. >you hear two gasps in the bathroom as the door closes behind you
  8809. >laughing pretty hard, you look towards the dancing
  8810. >to find Rarity right in front of you
  8811. >"Really?"
  8812.  
  8813. >you shrug
  8814. "There's two people getting it on in there... I had to."
  8815. >she shakes her head
  8816.  
  8817. >"Sex in a bathroom? Absolute ruffians."
  8818. >you look away to hide your shit eating grin at the irony
  8819. >but you definitely couldn't rat out Rumble...
  8820.  
  8821. >so you kept your 'birds of a feather' remarks to yourself
  8822. >"I don't suppose you're up for a dance?"
  8823. "Sure."
  8824.  
  8825.  
  8826.  
  8827. >Rarity rapidly claps her hands out of delight
  8828. >"Finally, something more classy than that electronic nonsense!"
  8829. "Woah woah now, nonsense??"
  8830. >"I suppose not all of it is bad, but I much prefer songs like this one."
  8831.  
  8832. "Well I have to come clean; I have no idea how you're supposed to dance to this..."
  8833. >another smile of delight
  8834. >"Then I shall teach you!"
  8835.  
  8836. >she places your first hand on her hip and grabs the other; holding it out to the side
  8837. >"Now I'll lead for a while, then you lead when you have an understanding of the dance."
  8838.  
  8839. >she takes certain steps in several directions, and you awkwardly try to follow
  8840. >you accidentally step on her foot
  8841. "Shit, sorry."
  8842.  
  8843. >"Perfectly fine; it didn't hurt too bad."
  8844.  
  8845. >you repress your smug face when you think of a Big Mac joke...
  8846.  
  8847. >eventually you start to get the pattern of her dance and you try your hand at leading
  8848. >while you try to lead the movement, Rarity gives you a crash course on the history of jazz
  8849. >a crash course you didn't ask for... but still; you didn't mind
  8850.  
  8851. >while busting moves, you exchange small talk with Rarity
  8852. >desperately trying to keep from asking about her encounter with Mac
  8853.  
  8854.  
  8855.  
  8856. >the song ends
  8857. >"Not terrible, Anon. There is plenty of room for improvement, but you'll get the hang of it with time."
  8858. "Thanks, I guess."
  8859. >you have no intention on practicing the dance
  8860.  
  8861. >"Have a wonderful evening, Anon."
  8862. "You too Rarity."
  8863.  
  8864. >you look around for another dance partner as Rarity goes elsewhere
  8865. >but something catches your attention from the corner of your eye
  8866. >you look at the men's bathroom door to find it cracked open; Rumble poking his head out
  8867. >he scans for a moment and meet eyes with you
  8868. >you give him a wink and a thumbs up, giving him clearance to leave
  8869. >he looks back, trying not to cheese too hard
  8870.  
  8871. >he looks back in the bathroom for a moment, then Sweetie Belle pokes her head out on top of Rumble's
  8872. >they exit the bathroom like secret agents on a mission and stand outside of the door for a moment
  8873. >Sweetie Belle says something to him, kisses him on the cheek, then scurries off
  8874.  
  8875. >Rumble approaches you as if he's scared of something
  8876. >"She told me not to tell anyone..."
  8877.  
  8878. >you put your hand up for a high five
  8879. "The secret is safe with me, kid."
  8880.  
  8881. >he grins and accepts the high five
  8882. >you look at Sweetie who is now talking to her friends, then back to Rumble
  8883.  
  8884. "On a side note; not bad, Rumble. Not bad at all."
  8885. >he looks worried again
  8886. >"But what if her sister finds out?? What if Rarity doesn't approve of-"
  8887.  
  8888. >you cut him off, laying a hand on his shoulder
  8889.  
  8890. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Rumble."
  8891.  
  8892.  
  8893. "Fluttershy, how about a dance?"
  8894. >she smiles a little
  8895. >"Okay."
  8896.  
  8897. >you hear Vinyl's and Octavia's voices over the speakers for a moment, which turns into the song
  8898. >huh
  8899. "Vinyl makes her own songs now?"
  8900.  
  8901. >Fluttershy looks surprised you asked the question
  8902. >"Yes! I don't normally listen to a lot of music like this, but I bought her album to support her. It's on the radio a lot."
  8903.  
  8904. >you scan the gym,
  8905. >and sure enough you spot Vinyl and Octavia dancing to the tune
  8906. >with Flash
  8907.  
  8908. >he spots you with Fluttershy and shoots a thumbs up
  8909. >you give one right back
  8910.  
  8911. >look back to Flutters
  8912. "How are you liking the dance?"
  8913. >"It takes a bit of time for me to get warmed up to the dancing, but once I feel comfortable I really enjoy these gatherings. What about you? Are you enjoying yourself?"
  8914. "Yeah! I didn't think this dance would be much, but I was wrong. This is hella fun."
  8915.  
  8916. >"I'm glad you're having a good time."
  8917.  
  8918. "Me too. How's Anon Jr?"
  8919. >her interest is piqued at your question; she beams in response
  8920.  
  8921. >"He's doing just /wonderful/! He has a little girlfriend now, and I think she's pregnant!"
  8922. >she stops dancing for a moment to close her eyes and squee; unable to contain her elation
  8923. >"Oh they're just so cute together I can hardly stand it!"
  8924.  
  8925. >your 'son' was getting the poon before you did..
  8926. >and already got his bitch pregnant
  8927.  
  8928. "Wait, so I'm a granddad now??"
  8929.  
  8930.  
  8931. >you're dancing with Fluttershy
  8932.  
  8933. >but,
  8934. >a small distance away, out of your vision,
  8935. >the two girls who walked in the gym as you went to the bathroom, are watching you
  8936.  
  8937. >"Why can't we just talk to him now?"
  8938. >"Observation is required for maximum success probability."
  8939. >the one looks to the other in a pause
  8940. >"It means: we need to watch him more before we make our move. You should really read more."
  8941.  
  8942. >"No way; why read books when you can jam out to some sick tunes!? Anyways, all I know is that he looks totally RADDD in that suit!"
  8943. >other girl nods
  8944. >"Agreed. Even better than his football uniform."
  8945.  
  8946. >the two pause again
  8947. >then one looks to the other again
  8948. >"Do you really have to keep your headphones on your neck while we're here?"
  8949.  
  8950.  
  8951. >as you end your dance with Fluttershy, you bid her adieu and wish a good night upon her
  8952.  
  8953. >you spend a few minutes walking around the gym
  8954. >after lap two of walking, you hear
  8955. >"Anon??"
  8956. >it's Sunset
  8957.  
  8958. "Hey Sunny,"
  8959. >she looks... surprised?
  8960. >"You're.. still here?"
  8961.  
  8962. >what a weird fucking question..
  8963. "Uhh yeah. Where else am I going to be? I'm driving you home, remember?"
  8964.  
  8965. >"Right. Yeah,"
  8966.  
  8967. >you think of what happened with Applejack, and part of you wants to go ahead and tell her what happened
  8968. >but Sunset could be a little fragile, and you didn't want her to worry about her having any competition
  8969. >because there was none to be had
  8970.  
  8971. >she's looking a little off
  8972. >you hold onto her shoulders
  8973. "Everything okay? Sunset I'm not leaving tonight without you. You know that, right?"
  8974.  
  8975. >her teal eyes pierce yours as her surprise turns into a content smile
  8976. >"Yeah, I know that. And if you're here with me, then I'm more than okay."
  8977. "How about a few more dances before I hang with the guys?"
  8978.  
  8979. >"I'd like that."
  8980.  
  8981.  
  8982. >be Sunset
  8983.  
  8984. >as Anon took your hand and you both walked towards the dancing, everything your mind was telling suddenly became quiet
  8985.  
  8986. >when he said, "I'm not leaving tonight without you,"
  8987. >your mind became peaceful again
  8988.  
  8989. >you didn't have to worry about him leaving with anyone else
  8990.  
  8991. >you saw Applejack caress his cheek
  8992. >you saw her lead him away from the dancing towards the exit
  8993. >but whatever happened; he didn't leave
  8994.  
  8995. >even if something didn't make sense, you /wanted/ to believe him
  8996. >and you desperately hoped he didn't see you explode earlier
  8997.  
  8998.  
  8999. >but your worry for that melted away when he put his hands on you and started slow dancing again
  9000. >among the masses of other couples dancing, there wasn't a single person you'd rather be with
  9001. "..hold me closer.."
  9002.  
  9003. >he pulls you in closer; your head on his chest
  9004. >you listen to the song in one ear, and Anon's heart beat in the other,
  9005. >when he kissed the top of your head, you wished the song would never end
  9006.  
  9007.  
  9008. >be Anon
  9009.  
  9010. >the song ends and another starts
  9011.  
  9012. >Sunset leaves a second to take off her heels and comes back for more dancing
  9013. >everyone else dances in a similar fashion to slow dancing, but a little faster and more hip movement
  9014. >so you do the same
  9015.  
  9016. >Sunset places her feet on top of yours,
  9017. >so when you move, you also move her as well
  9018. >"How are you feeling?"
  9019. "Like, sobriety? I'm getting there. I need some more time to be sure, though."
  9020. "Good, I don't want to leave now anyway. I like dancing with you."
  9021.  
  9022. "Sunset, I.. I have to tell you something.."
  9023. >she gets serious
  9024. "I..."
  9025.  
  9026. >"What is it, Anon?"
  9027. "I can't stand dancing with you."
  9028. >realizing it was a joke, she shakes her head trying not to smile
  9029. >"Ruin the moment while you're at it, Anon."
  9030.  
  9031. >you laugh a little harder than you should have
  9032.  
  9033. >you look around for a second and you see Norman and Moondancer
  9034. >they're completely ignoring the beat, still slow dancing
  9035. >their noses touching as they look into each other's eyes
  9036.  
  9037. "Hey Sunny, look at Norman and Moondancer."
  9038. >she looks at them
  9039. >"Aww that's so cute!"
  9040.  
  9041. >Norman looks at your direction and you throw him and thumbs up
  9042. >he awkwardly returns it
  9043.  
  9044.  
  9045. >new song
  9046.  
  9047. >once the last song ends, you say
  9048. "I think I'll hang with the guys for a bit."
  9049.  
  9050. >she grabs your hand
  9051. >"Wait..."
  9052. "Huh?"
  9053. >"I wasn't sure about this before... but I am now."
  9054. "..."
  9055.  
  9056. >"There's something... I want to try something."
  9057.  
  9058. >you hear 'try something' and you're all ears
  9059. "Okay?"
  9060.  
  9061. >she's looking everywhere except you
  9062. >"I've never done this before.. but I want to do this for you."
  9063.  
  9064. >when the kick drum starts the smooth beat, Sunset turns and backs herself up onto you; connecting her ass to your body
  9065. >to the slow rhythm of the song, she starts grinding herself onto you
  9066. >first her motions are side to side, and she reaches her arms back and holds onto the back of your neck
  9067.  
  9068. >then she lets go of your neck, and dips her body
  9069. >only to bring her ass back up and pop it onto your crotch
  9070. >her eyes closed, she continues grinding
  9071.  
  9072. >after a while, she takes your hands and places them on her hips
  9073. >she slightly bends over, tightening the part of her dress covering her ass even more than it already was
  9074.  
  9075. >then straightens her back again
  9076. >her body begs you to move with hers as she goes side to side again
  9077. >so you do, and moving as one unit, you and her
  9078.  
  9079. >the song ends and she turns around to face you
  9080. >her cheeks are lit aflame as her uncertainty shows
  9081. >"W-was that good for you?"
  9082.  
  9083. >if you didn't put on those compression shorts earlier, you would be full mast and a half
  9084. >your eye twitches
  9085. "I THINK SO YEAH."
  9086.  
  9087. >she pulls you in for a quick kiss but when she's about to pull away you kiss her with more intensity
  9088.  
  9089.  
  9090.  
  9091. >the kiss ends and you grab her hand
  9092. >start ferociously walking toward the exit
  9093. "TIME TO LEAVE."
  9094.  
  9095. >she stops in her tracks with a grin
  9096. >"Not yet,"
  9097. "Whoa, why not??"
  9098.  
  9099. >"I'm not getting in the car until that alcohol has worn off."
  9100. "Sunset, I can prop-"
  9101. >"Hang out with your friends for a while. I'll come get you when I'm ready to leave."
  9102. >she pulls your tie, bringing your face down to her face and plants a quick kiss on you again
  9103.  
  9104. >you want nothing more than to leave with her right now
  9105. >but she's right; you weren't 100% yet
  9106. "Okay."
  9107.  
  9108. >she walks off and you head towards the team
  9109. >sit down in a chair and they have a drink for you
  9110. "Is this clean?"
  9111. >"Yep."
  9112.  
  9113. >you take a sip and kick back, listening to the music
  9114. >"So Anon, how's the dance going for you?"
  9115. >you turn to the guys
  9116. "Right now? It's amazing."
  9117.  
  9118.  
  9119. >as you and the boys chill and talk about how the evening has been and what they plan on doing, the song changes
  9120.  
  9121.  
  9122. >the CHS dance team forms a flash-mob synchronized style dance
  9123. >and they're pretty good
  9124.  
  9125. >you and the fellas continue to talk as the time passes
  9126.  
  9127. >Norman approaches you, looking like he won the lottery
  9128. >"Anon, I think Moondancer wants to have sex with me!!"
  9129. >you offer up a fist bump
  9130.  
  9131. "Hell yeah, Norm. What did she do that makes you think that?"
  9132. >"Well we were dancing, right? Then she real fidgety for a second before she told me to follow her. We went outside and she made out with me. Then she said she wanted to have sex!"
  9133.  
  9134. >you chuckle
  9135. "You know, after my careful analysis, I believe she indeed might want to have sex with you."
  9136.  
  9137. >his phone rings
  9138. >"That's her, I better go. Wish me luck!"
  9139. >he starts to run off
  9140.  
  9141. "Sounds like you don't need it, bud."
  9142.  
  9143. >one of the seniors shouts, "10 bucks if you get it on her glasses!"
  9144.  
  9145. >the whole team laughs hysterically
  9146. >when the laughter dies, the guy who shouted, sighed and said,
  9147. >"... I wish I could.."
  9148.  
  9149.  
  9150. >more minutes pass
  9151.  
  9152.  
  9153. >the guy next to you, "Yo Anon, check this out."
  9154. >you look up to see the entire team look at something
  9155. >and the something they were looking at was none other than Fleur
  9156.  
  9157. >and she was slowly approaching
  9158. "What's the deal with her anyways? Isn't she kinda bitchy?"
  9159. >"Yeah but she's hot! And rich, too!"
  9160.  
  9161. >she was hot
  9162. >but her the little tastes of her attitude pissed you off too much to find her worthwhile
  9163. >the some of the guys mumbled among themselves about how they were going to ask her to dance
  9164.  
  9165. >she walks down the line in your direction, starting to pass guys sitting down
  9166. >the first brave soul asked, "Hey Fleur, you wanna dance?"
  9167. >she casts a demeaning glare at him, "Not in you lifetime."
  9168.  
  9169. >the second rose to the task, "Fleur, you look great. How's about a-"
  9170. >she doesn't even look at the second guy before saying, "How about you don't even finish that question?"
  9171.  
  9172. >the rest of the guys stayed silent until she stopped in front of you
  9173. >"I'm here to dance with the Homecoming King," she says flatly
  9174.  
  9175. >you cock your eyebrow
  9176. "So let me get this straight. You diss my friends who politely ask you to dance, and you expect me to just ignore that, get up, and dance with you?"
  9177.  
  9178. >"Yes. I've danced with the King every year of high school and I don't plan on breaking tradition."
  9179.  
  9180. >as if she didn't irritate you enough, she finishes with, "I didn't walk over here for my health."
  9181.  
  9182.  
  9183. >you shake your head, already done with her shit
  9184. "I couldn't care less about your tradition; I'm not dancing with you."
  9185.  
  9186. >she looks shocked, and speaks with anger in her voice
  9187. >"What do you mean you're not going to dance? Who do you think you are, rejecting /me/?"
  9188.  
  9189. "Can you just go away?"
  9190.  
  9191. >"I don't get rejected!! And I'm not going to start with some /junior/ rejecting me. My daddy practically owns half of this city!!"
  9192.  
  9193. >what did her dad have to do with anything?
  9194.  
  9195. "I don't give a shit about your dad. You're pissing me off, Fleur. Go away."
  9196.  
  9197. >she furiously folds her arms
  9198. >"Oh, I see. Unlike your plebeian friends here, you must have a thing for uglier girls.. like your date."
  9199.  
  9200. >one of the guys, "C'mon Fleur, why'd you have to go there??"
  9201. >"Shut up, imbecile!" she snaps at him
  9202. >all of the guys are dead silent now, except one who whispers, "Oh sshhhhhhhit..."
  9203.  
  9204. >INTERNAL RAGE MAXIMIZING
  9205.  
  9206. >if she wants to go there,
  9207.  
  9208. >look her dead in the eyes, at first with a hot, flaming rage
  9209. >but your face shifts into an evil smile as you lean back into your chair and you all-too-calmly say,
  9210.  
  9211. "Here's an idea. Instead of dancing with you, why don't I run by the pet store and buy you a doggie toy to put in your bitchy mouth?"
  9212.  
  9213.  
  9214. >one of the guys fell out of his chair, passed out from pure rek-age
  9215. >an ocean of "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH" floods your ears
  9216. >the look on Fleur's face is priceless
  9217.  
  9218. >Fleur's fists shake next to her waist as she literally growls
  9219. >"If it's a doggie toy, then I think we BOTH know where you can put it!!"
  9220.  
  9221. >as she storms off, one of the guys gets up to confront her
  9222. >you grab him and pull him back
  9223. "Let her go."
  9224.  
  9225. >"Bro, what she said is totally not cool!"
  9226. "It's not, but she's not worth getting in trouble."
  9227. >you sit back down
  9228.  
  9229. >have another sip of your drink, glad the snobby bitch is gone
  9230. "Plus I think we all know how hot Sunset is.."
  9231.  
  9232. >a mumbling laugh is shared among the guys, "Hell yeah,"
  9233. >the guys toast to that to a "Here here,"
  9234.  
  9235. >there's some chatter from some of the guys
  9236. >"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from, and Anon just turns it down like it's spoiled milk."
  9237.  
  9238. "Okay even if she /was/ that hot; that's fucking gross, dude."
  9239. >the team hears you say this and turns on the guy with comments like, "You're fucking disgusting, man."
  9240. >he ducks in his chair
  9241. >"I mean, I /probably/ wouldn't actually do that..."
  9242.  
  9243. >the guy next to you says, "Anon, I've never seen anyone turn down Fleur in my life. You're a madman."
  9244. >another says, "I've never seen a guy burn her like that, too!"
  9245.  
  9246. >you hear two voices in front of you
  9247. >"The question would be.."
  9248. >"Are we gunna get burned like that if /we/ ask for a dance?"
  9249.  
  9250. >you look up to find two girls you hadn't met before, yet looked strangely familiar
  9251. >one with green hair and a pair of headphones on her neck
  9252. >the other with white hair and a pair of glasses on
  9253.  
  9254. "Avoid shitting on my teammates and you've got some good chances.."
  9255.  
  9256. >they both smirk at each other before looking back to you
  9257. >then green hair says, "Rockin'"
  9258.  
  9259.  
  9260.  
  9261. >the guy next to you scoots over a seat; the girls sit on either side of you
  9262.  
  9263. >white hair offers a formal handshake, "My name is Sugarcoat," she says with a no nonsense tone
  9264.  
  9265. >green hair fistbumps you, "Call me Lemon Zest."
  9266.  
  9267. "I'm Anon; nice to meet you."
  9268.  
  9269. >you think for a second
  9270. "Have I seen you two somewhere? I'm pretty sure you don't go to CHS.."
  9271. >you think for a moment
  9272. "Unless you're just really mature looking CMS students, which if that were the case this conversation is already over."
  9273.  
  9274. >SC: "The conversation is anything but over; we both go to Crystal Preparatory. We were in attendance of the football game last night."
  9275.  
  9276. >flashback
  9277.  
  9278. >last night during the game
  9279.  
  9280. >on the way back to the huddle you hear your number being called
  9281. >from the Crystal sideline
  9282.  
  9283. >look over
  9284. >it's a couple of girls
  9285. >there's a handful of them over there
  9286. >but two stand out
  9287. >one has green hair, the other has white hair
  9288. >Whitehead isn't saying anything, but the rest are calling your number
  9289.  
  9290. >real time
  9291.  
  9292. "Oh yeah! I remember seeing you two!"
  9293.  
  9294. >Lemon leans her whole body over, inches away from from practically on you
  9295. >LZ: "And I remember seeing that cute butt of yours in those football pants."
  9296. >she punches your shoulder
  9297. >LZ: "Way to play out there, 85."
  9298.  
  9299. >Sugarcoat nods in agreement, "Your performance during the game was lacking towards the middle of the time, but the final play was exemplary."
  9300.  
  9301.  
  9302. "Thanks, I think?"
  9303.  
  9304. >SC: "Though I might be more impressed with your response to the last girl who asked you to dance. If my research is correct, this 'Fleur' is the pinnacle of your school's social ladder."
  9305.  
  9306. >Lemon gets a little animated with, "Yeah! She tried to swoop right in for that dance; then you just BURIED that chick!! And then I was all like 'WooHOO, look at this guy GO!'"
  9307.  
  9308. >putting Lemon's comment aside for a moment, you turn to Sugarcoat
  9309. "I'm sorry, did you say 'research'?"
  9310.  
  9311. >SC: "Of course I did, or else I would have told you that I misspoke. Which I don't do."
  9312. "What kind of research??"
  9313.  
  9314. >SC: "I know most of what I need to know about you."
  9315.  
  9316. >you cock an eyebrow
  9317. "Alright then, tell me about myself."
  9318.  
  9319. >Sugarcoat sees the challenge and responds, "You lived in Summertown before your parents moved to Canterlot. Your friends there were a bit more 'rough' than the ones you have here, which is to say that you all acted like morons on occasion. One of said friends has strong ties to the mafia."
  9320.  
  9321. >you lean back away from her, scared as to how she knows that
  9322.  
  9323. >SC: "Your popularity here started due to a misunderstanding with a girl named Rainbow Dash."
  9324. >she squints her eyes at you
  9325. >SC: "..and I can't help but feel as though even /I/ am missing a part of that story."
  9326. >un-squint
  9327.  
  9328. >SC: "You played football at both high schools that you went to. You are an only child. You have a driver's license but no car. Your parents are both international business employees. Shall I continue?"
  9329.  
  9330. "Nope!! I'm plenty freaked out already, thanks. I don't know how you figured all of that out, but that's weird.."
  9331.  
  9332. >Lemon plays with your earlobe and softly says, "And she's not even the weird one~~"
  9333.  
  9334.  
  9335. >you try to change the subject before you get weirded out even more
  9336. "Okay? Do you two like the music they're playing here?"
  9337.  
  9338. >SC: "It is acceptable."
  9339. >LZ: "Most of it isn't my jam. I love the ROCK 'N ROLL, baby!"
  9340.  
  9341. >so there's some common ground
  9342. "Yeah? Me too."
  9343. >LZ: "You wanna hear some?"
  9344. "Sure."
  9345.  
  9346. >she takes the headphones off of her neck and puts them on your ears
  9347. >the music is blaring
  9348.  
  9349. >the music is so loud that when the girls continue to talk, you can't hear what they're saying
  9350. >their accents completely change as they put their Crystal Prep education to use
  9351.  
  9352. >LZ: "Je me demande si il a jamais eu un trio avant?"
  9353. >SC: "J'en doute. Cependant, il est possible."
  9354.  
  9355. >Lemon giggles
  9356. LZ: "Pouvez-vous imaginer ce qu'il goûte comme?"
  9357. SC: "Je préférerais savoir comment il se sent comme à l'intérieur de moi."
  9358.  
  9359. >having heard enough of the song, you take the headphones off
  9360. >completely unaware of what just happened around you
  9361. >nod your head to Lemon
  9362.  
  9363. "Not bad."
  9364.  
  9365.  
  9366. "Okay so stalking skills and rock music aside, what are you two doing here? Do I have a fan club at Crystal Prep now?"
  9367.  
  9368. >SC: "We're not 12 years old and you aren't on a famous boy band. No; we're not in some fan club."
  9369. >LZ: "We just came down here to meet Number 85 and ask for a dance."
  9370.  
  9371. "Oh, that's it?"
  9372. >Lemon nods
  9373.  
  9374. >they did come all the way down here..
  9375.  
  9376. "Well, yeah; I guess I can do that. Who wants to dance first?"
  9377.  
  9378. >they give a sly look to each other, then to you
  9379. >LZ: "How about both, big guy?"
  9380. "Wait, how can-"
  9381.  
  9382.  
  9383. >they pull you form your seat and you follow
  9384. >both grabbing one hand of yours, Lemon pumps her fist in the air and lets out a wolf cry, "AHHWOOOOO!!"
  9385.  
  9386. >possible psychos detected..
  9387. >even if they were cute psychos..
  9388.  
  9389. "Seriously, how do three people dance at the same time?"
  9390. >Lemon looks back wryly, "Don't worry 85, we'll do most of the work."
  9391. >SC: "Bend your knees slightly."
  9392.  
  9393. >you comply
  9394. >Lemon sets her ass up against your right thigh
  9395. >Sugar takes the left
  9396.  
  9397. >they both grind on you at the same time to the beat of the song,
  9398. >they're into it, like it's been practiced before
  9399.  
  9400. >LZ: "How's it feeling back there!?"
  9401. "Pretty good; you're good at this."
  9402.  
  9403. >the beat is too easy to move with, so you add some movement of your own to the equation
  9404. >this girls respond by moving in sync
  9405.  
  9406. >Sugar looks like she just achieved something, while Lemon is rocking it out
  9407.  
  9408.  
  9409. >the song eventually ends and good times were had
  9410. >but your sobriety has arrived and you're getting a little tired
  9411. "Thanks for the dance, ladies. Didn't even know dual-wielding females was a thing until now."
  9412.  
  9413. >LZ: "Whoa there rocker, you're done already? Party's just getting STARTED!! Let's have a few more dances!"
  9414. >Sugarcoat looks to Lemon and coaxingly says, "Vous agissez désespérée; nous avons beaucoup de temps."
  9415.  
  9416. >then Sugar looks to you, "Come find us if you want to dance again."
  9417.  
  9418. "Okay, but I'm probably going to leave soon."
  9419. >Lemon whispers to Sugar, "Il semble que nous ne disposons pas de temps."
  9420.  
  9421. "Why are you speaking a language I don't understand?"
  9422.  
  9423. >SC: "Why are you not asking for our numbers?"
  9424.  
  9425. "I mean-"
  9426.  
  9427. >Sugar folds her arms
  9428. >SC: "I suppose we should have been more direct."
  9429. >Lemon softly grabs your hand
  9430. >LZ: "Yo 85, we're inviting you to rock it into the night. The three of us; together."
  9431.  
  9432. >you sigh
  9433. "When it rains, it pours.."
  9434.  
  9435. >Flash approaches you from the side, "Yo Anon, you busy?"
  9436.  
  9437.  
  9438. >never been more happy to see Flash in your life
  9439. >he's your ticket out of temptation
  9440.  
  9441. >you answer him
  9442. "Nah man; let's get something to drink."
  9443.  
  9444. >look to the girls, trying not to look them in the eyes
  9445. >in case it makes it harder to say,
  9446. "Going to pass on that. It was nice meeting you two."
  9447.  
  9448. >LZ: "Why? I thought you liked our dancing? You seemed cool with us hitting on you.."
  9449. "A little dancing and flirting is one thing but I'm taking someone else home tonight."
  9450.  
  9451. >SC: "This makes absolutely no sense. Across all of nature, the male instinct is to inseminate all possible mates. Those in an alpha position should be even more inclined to do so."
  9452.  
  9453. >Flash hears the conversation upon getting closer and looks concerned
  9454. >FS: "Anon, you good?"
  9455. >you hold up your index finger to him
  9456. "Yeah, gimme a second."
  9457.  
  9458. >you look back to Sugarcoat
  9459.  
  9460. "The fact that you thought I would be some kind of alpha male is honestly laughable. In reality, I'm a loser who got a hyped up rep from a lie. When this ride ends, and it will, I'm not going to ruin my chances for something solid by having one night stand with two cute girls."
  9461.  
  9462. >you could feel the irritation oozing from Sugar's mood
  9463. >SC: "This is a /one time/ offer, Anonymous."
  9464.  
  9465. >you fistbump Flash and tell her as you walk away,
  9466. "Then so be it."
  9467.  
  9468. >you walk off
  9469.  
  9470. >LZ: "Wow.. I didn't see that coming.."
  9471. >Sugar looks to Lemon, "I told you that those headphones make you look juvenile; he's probably not into pedophilia."
  9472. >LZ: "Yeah, and I'm sure your stalking really turned him on, too."
  9473.  
  9474. >Sugarcoat stays silent
  9475.  
  9476. >LZ: "He /did/ say we looked cute.."
  9477.  
  9478.  
  9479. >you and Flash hang around one of the punch tables that was out of the dirty drink
  9480. >so there was no one there around the both of you
  9481.  
  9482. "Where the hell have you been all night, fucking rockstar?"
  9483. >"It turns out that Octavia really likes to talk once she knows you're good at playing an instrument..."
  9484.  
  9485. "Surprise surprise, Flash. You've been talking to her all night?"
  9486. >he nods
  9487. >"Yeah, basically. How are you liking the dance?"
  9488. "It's been a wild fucking ride, brother."
  9489.  
  9490. >"How has it been that wild?"
  9491.  
  9492. >might as well tell him
  9493.  
  9494. "Flash, you up for another secret?"
  9495. >"Umm, sure?"
  9496. "Okay look man, I like Sunset."
  9497.  
  9498. >"Not really a secret, Anon."
  9499. "Just let me finish. I like her right? She's hot and sweet and she's into me. But those two girls over there that we just walked off from?"
  9500. >you point to the direction of Lemon and Sugar
  9501. >"Are those Crystal Prep girls?"
  9502. "Yes. Yes they are. They just tried to give me their numbers and said that they're down for a threesome."
  9503.  
  9504. >Flash looks at you, unbelieving
  9505. >"Yeah right; good one bro."
  9506. "Flash, I'm serious."
  9507.  
  9508. >he looks at you for a handful of seconds, waiting for you to start laughing
  9509. >it doesn't happen
  9510.  
  9511. >"Holy shit, man."
  9512. "I know, right?? Before that, Applejack and Trixie offered as well. Honestly, I couldn't care less about the about the Crystal Prep girls but I'm also not an idiot. The opportunity for a threesome may only happen once in a lifetime."
  9513.  
  9514. >there's a pause between you two
  9515.  
  9516. "I like Sunset, man. I really do. But if I get another offer like that, I might cave. Flash, I can't believe I'm about to ask you this... but what would you do? Am I being too clingy with a girl that's not even my girlfriend?"
  9517.  
  9518.  
  9519. >new song
  9520.  
  9521. >you haven't looked at Flash much throughout the conversation, but his silence after your question beckons you to do so
  9522. >and to your surprise, not only has he /not/ freaked out that you turned down a threesome,
  9523. >he looks pretty serious
  9524.  
  9525. >he gets himself a clean drink and sips on it
  9526. >"Have you ever gone fishing?"
  9527.  
  9528. >what
  9529. >no seriously, what in the hell is he doing
  9530.  
  9531. "Flash, I just asked you a damn serious question, and you want to talk about fish-??"
  9532.  
  9533. >but he talks over the last part of what you said
  9534. >"My uncle took me fishing for the first time last summer. We spent nearly the entire day on the water. It was really fun and I learned a lot."
  9535.  
  9536. "Seriously Flash, what does this have to do with-..?"
  9537.  
  9538. >he ignores you again
  9539. >"You know one of the things I learned? There are two kinds of fish that you catch. The kind that you don't want to keep and the kind that you keep. If you don't want the fish after you catch it, you throw it back in the water. If you want to keep what you've caught, you unhook it and keep it."
  9540.  
  9541. >he looks you in the eye,
  9542.  
  9543. >"What you don't do, is catch a good fish and keep it on the line while you move to find a new fishing spot."
  9544.  
  9545. >oh
  9546.  
  9547. >you break eye contact as you realize what he means
  9548.  
  9549. "Damn, Flash... that was fucking deep. Didn't know you had it in you.."
  9550.  
  9551. >he looks back to you
  9552. >"What are you talking about? It was just a story about fishing.."
  9553.  
  9554.  
  9555. >you facepalm; hard
  9556.  
  9557. "Well then you just accidentally gave the perfect metaphor for my situation.."
  9558.  
  9559. >"Well if we're talking about girls now.."
  9560.  
  9561. >he breaths out a heavy sigh
  9562. >"I liked... someone... a long time ago."
  9563. >he looks at someone on the dance floor, but you don't look to see who it is
  9564.  
  9565. >"She was smart and pretty and everything, Anon. I probably had a chance with her; until I acted like an idiot and lost any amount of chance I had."
  9566. >he looks back toward you, loss on his face
  9567.  
  9568. >"You're smarter than me, so I can't tell you what to do. If this threesome is your dream come true then I think you should go for it. You're right; stuff like that doesn't come by often."
  9569.  
  9570. >he takes another sip of punch
  9571.  
  9572. "But if you think you might have feelings for Sunset, maybe you should consider that as you think twice about these other girls."
  9573.  
  9574. >you take a moment to realize that Flash may have just said the smartest thing you've ever heard him speak... and he didn't even mean to drop that first metaphor
  9575.  
  9576. >"I'm going to go dance. Whatever you choose, have fun tonight. Just..."
  9577. "..."
  9578.  
  9579. >"...don't leave Sunset on the line."
  9580.  
  9581. >as he starts to walk off,
  9582. "Hey Flash."
  9583. >"Yeah?"
  9584. "Sometimes you're pretty smart."
  9585.  
  9586. >he gives a half-grin
  9587. >"I have my moments."
  9588.  
  9589. >you two fistbump
  9590. >"Have a good one, bro."
  9591.  
  9592. "You too, man."
  9593. >he goes to find a partner for the next song
  9594.  
  9595. >you have an ironic, singular laugh as you see Lemon and Sugar walk towards the exit
  9596. >and you don't stop them from leaving
  9597.  
  9598.  
  9599. >the time for deep thought over, you decide that standing there alone next to a table devoid of its primary intended content had become far less enjoyable
  9600. "This is fucking boring."
  9601.  
  9602.  
  9603. >walking around wasting time, you spot Roseluck on the side of the gym sans dance partner
  9604. >you were almost 100% sure that she wouldn't turn horny on you, so you start your descent with intent to ask for a dance
  9605.  
  9606. >at least, you would have,
  9607.  
  9608. > if you didn't spot Celestia walking to a different table
  9609. >a table that had two different punch bowls
  9610. >and no attendant from the team anywhere in sight
  9611.  
  9612. >your bro-senses tingling, you make a bee line towards the table she's already at
  9613. >as if it were in slow motion, you see her grab a cup
  9614.  
  9615. "Principal Celestia!"
  9616. >her hand almost made contact with the ladle before she stopped to see who called her
  9617. >"Anonymous? Is there a problem?"
  9618.  
  9619. >in the time it took her to say this, you were behind the table and grabbed the cup out of her hand
  9620. "Please, allow me."
  9621.  
  9622. >you had been to this specific table already, and the clean stuff was in the bowl opposite from what she was about to have
  9623. >you pour her a cup from the other bowl,
  9624.  
  9625. >you hand her the cup
  9626. >she takes a sip; her face doesn't change
  9627.  
  9628. >you got her the clean stuff just in time
  9629. >"I appreciate the gesture, but I never asked the football team members to serve the punch tonight. Is there any reason for this?"
  9630.  
  9631. >sweating intensifies
  9632. "Uhh, I think the seniors wanted to... show gratitude for everyone showing up to the game last night."
  9633.  
  9634. >she takes another sip, then glances at some of the seniors away from your location
  9635. >"That is surprisingly thoughtful of them."
  9636.  
  9637. >victory
  9638.  
  9639. >need to change the conversation
  9640. "Are you having a good time, Principal?"
  9641.  
  9642. >she gives a hesitant nod
  9643. >"If the students stay out of trouble while on campus, then my night will be satisfactory. No trouble as of yet, so I suppose it is alright. How do you like the dance?"
  9644.  
  9645.  
  9646. "It's been.. hectic. But fun. I'm having a good time."
  9647. >she smirks a little, reminding you that even your poker-faced principal is also human
  9648. >"I thought the homecoming king might be doing better than 'good.'"
  9649.  
  9650. "There's been some.. drama."
  9651. >she looks partially amused, as her mood becomes a bit more casual
  9652.  
  9653. >"This school has a 75% female student attendance rate. Drama is to be expected."
  9654.  
  9655. >something about that statement caught you off guard
  9656. "I hate to point out the obvious, but aren't you-"
  9657. >"I am also far /older/ than my students, Anonymous."
  9658.  
  9659. "That's fair."
  9660.  
  9661. >"I suppose I will leave you to your duties, then."
  9662. >a thought enters your mind
  9663. "Wait, Ms. Celestia.."
  9664.  
  9665. >"Yes?"
  9666. >you look around, checking for any prying ears
  9667. "Yesterday at halftime, you called out the winners of the homecoming court."
  9668.  
  9669. >she nods, waiting for you to point out something other than the obvious
  9670. >"That is correct."
  9671.  
  9672. "Well... you called out everyone else's name normally. Nothing fancy or out of the ordinary with them. Then right before you called my name, you winked at me. What did that mean?"
  9673.  
  9674. >her casual demeanor leaves
  9675. >"I'm positive I don't know what you're talking about,"
  9676.  
  9677.  
  9678. "Principal Celestia, please."
  9679.  
  9680. >this time, she is the one checking for prying ears
  9681. >she drops her formalities
  9682.  
  9683. >"I suppose that I could indulge you with a few bits of information, being that we are already immersed in the secret-keeping business."
  9684. "..."
  9685.  
  9686. >"I couldn't take Twilight off of the list candidates before the voting was finished, so all of the votes towards Twilight were rendered null. Else, she would have definitely won."
  9687.  
  9688. "Okay, that makes sense."
  9689.  
  9690. >"Fleur would most certainly have won if her mouth never opened, as I'm sure you are aware of by now; she still amassed a sizable amount of votes."
  9691.  
  9692. "Wait, how do you know about-"
  9693. >she waves her hand, indicating you shouldn't ask
  9694. >"I know more things than you could possibly imagine."
  9695.  
  9696. >you decide to not ask
  9697.  
  9698. >"As more votes were counted, Rarity and Sunset were clearly in the lead. The votes all counted and then re-counted.. it was a tie between the two. Meanwhile, you had easily taken the lead for king. So much so that a recount for you was necessary."
  9699.  
  9700. "But.. that doesn't make sense.."
  9701. >"You winning?"
  9702.  
  9703. "Well, that doesn't make sense either, but that's not what I meant. If there was a tie, how did Sunset win? Why wasn't the tie announced?"
  9704.  
  9705. >"I'm afraid I cannot tell you that."
  9706.  
  9707. >she looks away for a moment
  9708.  
  9709. >"But if I were to tell you, I would /not/ say anything about this school's principal adding in an extra vote to the pot. And I /certainly/ wouldn't say that your position had already been solidified. And there would be /absolutely/ no correlation between these two happenings."
  9710.  
  9711. >she takes a sip of her drink
  9712. >".. two happenings that are only theoretical and of course, did not occur."
  9713.  
  9714. "Wait a... holy shit.. you-"
  9715. >she tisk-tisks you
  9716.  
  9717. >"Language, Anonymous. Language."
  9718.  
  9719. "But how did you know that Sunset had fee-??"
  9720.  
  9721. >the sly grin she had kept at bay for so long finally made an appearance
  9722. >"Have a pleasant evening, Anon."
  9723.  
  9724. >and just like that, she walked away towards other staff members
  9725.  
  9726.  
  9727. >as your mind still tries to reconcile the fact that Celestia apparently knows everything,
  9728. >1000 questions flood your thoughts as you try to make sense of what just happened
  9729. >but one very important one stays along for the ride
  9730. >you stand there and watch her leave
  9731.  
  9732. "What in the absolute fuck just happened?"
  9733. >"Hi!" someone in front of you says in the most chipper mood you've heard all night
  9734.  
  9735. >"Need some help with something?"
  9736.  
  9737. >look up
  9738. >it's Pinkie Pie
  9739.  
  9740. "Oh, Pinkie Pie. I doubt you would know..."
  9741. >"Know what? I can't help if I don't know what I'm fixing?"
  9742.  
  9743. >over the last week, Pinkie struck you as odd to a fearful degree,
  9744. >but she still seemed pretty nice
  9745. "I don't know how, but Celestia seems to just know literally everything. It doesn't make sense."
  9746.  
  9747. >a Sherlock Holems cap and a bubble pips appears out of nowhere on Pinkie's face/head
  9748. >she puts her palm up to her chin
  9749.  
  9750. >"I'm not sure. Pulling knowledge out of hammerspace is difficult, even for me. No novice could ever pull that off, not even Celestia. Now an actual hammer? That's easy! Maybe she's using cameras. But how would she know about Sunset's feelings with a camera..."
  9751.  
  9752. "Pinkie, I didn't even tell you what Celestia knew! How did you know that!?"
  9753. >"Nope!! That's the fun part!"
  9754.  
  9755. "What about the hat and the pipe?? I know you didn't just have those on you a minute ago!"
  9756.  
  9757. >she puts her finger to her lips
  9758. >"Ssshhhhh; it's a secret."
  9759.  
  9760. >yfw pic
  9761.  
  9762.  
  9763. >Pinkie's PI getup vanishes
  9764. >your mind just rejects what happens and moves on as if that never happened
  9765.  
  9766. >"I'm thirsty! Am I supposed to ask you for punch?"
  9767.  
  9768. "Yep, I guess so. Clean or dirty?"
  9769.  
  9770. >"Clean, please!"
  9771. >you pour a cupful and hand the drink to her
  9772. >she takes a nice chug, then casually says
  9773.  
  9774. >"That's not the clean stuff, silly!"
  9775. "What? Let me see that."
  9776.  
  9777. >you take her cup and sip
  9778. >it /was/ the dirty stuff
  9779.  
  9780. >before you hand the drink back to Pinkie Pie
  9781. >look over to Celestia; still sipping on her drink
  9782.  
  9783. >she got the punch from the same bowl you gave Pinkie
  9784.  
  9785. >a dastardly idea spawns
  9786. >hand the drink back to Pinkie, with a great smile
  9787. >you pour her a new cup with the other stuff
  9788. "Pinkie, thank you very much for pointing that out."
  9789.  
  9790. >"No problem, Anon!"
  9791.  
  9792. >you start to walk away, suddenly Pinkie is next to you again
  9793. >you didn't see her walk towards you; she was just there
  9794.  
  9795. >she whispers in your ear
  9796.  
  9797. >"There /is/ something in the water here."
  9798.  
  9799. >you look to where she was
  9800. >and she was nowhere in sight
  9801.  
  9802. "I... KNEW IT!!!"
  9803.  
  9804.  
  9805. >there has been too much shit going on to think about what dark magic Pinkie practices in order to do what she does
  9806.  
  9807. >you look back towards Celestia
  9808. >she is in conversation with VP Luna and Ms. Cheerilee
  9809. >you approach Celestia with a bit more aplomb than most students would
  9810. "Ms. Celestia, I was wondering if we could speak on something while we have a dance."
  9811.  
  9812. >she looks at you in disdain; clearly separating what you know against what everyone else knows
  9813. >"I'm very sorry Anonymous, but there are rules and regulations against that."
  9814.  
  9815. >the exact response you were fishing for
  9816.  
  9817. >you stare her down with an evil smile
  9818. "I see. My eyes might fool me, but it looks like Vice Principal Luna and Ms. Cheerilee might be thirsty? Perhaps they could just have a taste of /your/ drink?"
  9819.  
  9820. >Luna shrugs with a very informal, "I am actually not thirsty at all.."
  9821. >but Cheerilee looks over as well, "Actually I could use something to drink!"
  9822.  
  9823. >Celestia's eyes, if only for a moment, turn into pinpricks
  9824. >but soon return back to normal
  9825.  
  9826. >"Ms. Cheerilee," your principal says. "I can get you a drink if you are thirsty. I have been feeling a bit under the weather recently; I wouldn't want you to catch anything..."
  9827.  
  9828. >Cheerilee responds, "Oh, no thank you then. I'd rather not catch anything. I'll just get it myself."
  9829.  
  9830. >Celestia quietly says to you, "One dance; this never happened."
  9831.  
  9832. >before anything else happens, you hear a deep and gruff voice say, "Ms. Cheerilee, I was wonderin' if'n you would have a dance with me..?"
  9833.  
  9834. >you look towards the source of the voice,
  9835. >it was Big Mac asking Cheerilee...
  9836. pic
  9837.  
  9838. "Hell yeah, Mac," you say out loud
  9839.  
  9840.  
  9841. >Cheerilee is about to oppose, but when she sees Celestia going to dance with you she responds to Mac, "Well, I suppose.."
  9842.  
  9843. >as the other women leave the conversation,
  9844. >Luna, who acted like she didn't care to dance with students,
  9845. >pouts, "Well, no one asked /me/ to dance..."
  9846.  
  9847. >Flash passes as she says this, on his way for some more punch
  9848. >Luna sees him and grabs him, "Student; we are dancing."
  9849. >his eyes, wide as saucers, "Wh-what?"
  9850.  
  9851. >Celestia follows you and the slow dance ensues
  9852.  
  9853. >you see Flash and Mac with the women and throw up both of your hands
  9854. pic
  9855.  
  9856. >Celestia begins the conversation
  9857. >"What is it that you wanted to speak on? Or did you just blackmail me solely for a dance?"
  9858. >she's extremely casual when she asks this, seemingly not very pissed at the stunt you just pulled
  9859.  
  9860. >in fact, the formal air she usually carries with her is apparently thrown out of the window
  9861.  
  9862. "You're not mad? I expected at least /some/ resistance.."
  9863. >she looks away for a moment
  9864. >"As much as I don't like the thought of losing my job, I can appreciate the strategy you've used to earn this dance. Plus..."
  9865.  
  9866. "..."
  9867. >"..it's been years since a student had the tenacity to ask me for a dance."
  9868.  
  9869. "Oh. Well in that case, yeah. I do have a question."
  9870.  
  9871. >"Alright, but you only have one dance so I might recommend you being concise."
  9872.  
  9873. >in your time here at the school, Celestia was one of the very few people that you couldn't read
  9874. >this moment was no different
  9875.  
  9876. "Why?"
  9877.  
  9878.  
  9879. >"I'm afraid I don't follow."
  9880.  
  9881. "Why did you really swing the vote? I'm not going to ask how you knew about me and Sunset, even though that in itself doesn't make any sense. I'm not asking if you knew how much that changed the course of this weekend for me. I just want to know why you did it."
  9882.  
  9883. >"..."
  9884. "I know that it's not because of the 'incident' that happened this week. That's over, and Sunset being voted the queen has nothing to do with the school's reputation. And no one would have known if you made Rarity win or kept it a tie. I never asked you to do what you did and I'm pretty sure Sunset wouldn't do that either. So why?"
  9885.  
  9886. >she looks back with a grin
  9887. >"You're smarter than your algebra scores, Anon. I'll give you that much."
  9888.  
  9889. >she exhales
  9890. >"For all you know, it might be a multitude of reasons. Possibly because, in truth, one might be inclined to pity Sunset Shimmer. It does not take a therapist to see that her past haunts her, though she has done her best to right her wrongdoings."
  9891.  
  9892. "Yeah... you got that right."
  9893.  
  9894. >"Possibly because you remind me of someone I knew when I was your age."
  9895. "Wha.. really?"
  9896.  
  9897. >"We were young. I wasn't too unlike Sunset back then. Power hungry in my youth, but remorseful as I matured. He wasn't the nicest person, in fact, he could be quite the donkey's behind."
  9898.  
  9899. >you contain your laughter at the thought of Celestia censoring herself from saying 'ass'
  9900.  
  9901. >"But even in his trouble making and chaotic nature, he was kind to me when I needed it."
  9902.  
  9903. >she looks like she's having a flashback for a moment, but then she snaps out of it
  9904.  
  9905. >"Maybe it is because I am in touch with my students, and I was once a younger girl myself. I could see how Sunset felt about you. The answer to your question might be one, all three, or none of these answers. I'll leave it to you to decide that."
  9906.  
  9907. "Wow... alright."
  9908.  
  9909. >a few silent moments go by
  9910.  
  9911. >"How familiar are you with the game of chess?"
  9912.  
  9913.  
  9914. "Excuse me?"
  9915.  
  9916. >"Here is some free advice: When dealing with a girl who has feelings for you, keep in mind that every action does /not/ have an equal reaction. She will have a far greater, more intense reaction; be it good or bad. Much like a game of chess, one wrong move can mean ruining an opportunity 8 turns away, and you might never realize it until it is too late."
  9917.  
  9918. "Great; I'm horrible at chess. You're starting to make dating sound like a huge pain."
  9919.  
  9920. >"Such can be the nature of the beast. But.."
  9921. >as she speaks, you can feel the openness and sincerity in her voice
  9922. >and it's comforting
  9923.  
  9924. >"..it /is/ worth it when you find the right one."
  9925.  
  9926. >you stay silent for a moment,
  9927. "I'll.. do my best."
  9928.  
  9929. >"I know you will. I won't prattle in your personal life any further."
  9930.  
  9931. >the song is about to end
  9932. "I do actually have one more question. What happened to that guy?"
  9933.  
  9934. >she sighs again, pain in her heart
  9935. >"I suppose telling you won't hurt. After being together for a while, he finally opened up to me. He wasn't good with words when it came to his feelings, but he pushed through that and did it any way. And I.."
  9936.  
  9937. >you can sense her regret from the way she speaks
  9938.  
  9939. >"I made the mistake of taking that for granted. That was a long, long time ago. We're on speaking terms now, but that door was closed for good."
  9940.  
  9941. >song ends
  9942.  
  9943. >Celestia looks at something behind you, then looks back at you
  9944. >"I am aware that it is unwise to tell you any of that, but I wanted to tell you this. Do not make the same mistake I made."
  9945.  
  9946. >in a tone of sincerity you say
  9947. "I won't. And for what it's worth, thank you."
  9948.  
  9949. >she smiles
  9950. >"It's always a pleasure to help my students. That is what I am here for."
  9951.  
  9952. >you grin
  9953. "That and handing out detentions."
  9954.  
  9955. >you hear Sunset's voice behind you
  9956. >SS: "Anon? Principal Celestia?"
  9957.  
  9958.  
  9959. >meanwhile, be Flash
  9960.  
  9961.  
  9962. "I'm sorry Ms. Luna, what was that??..."
  9963. >"Your ears work fine; we are dancing."
  9964.  
  9965. "Ahhhh... okay?"
  9966. >"Teach us how one dances to this slower-rhythm tune?"
  9967.  
  9968. "W-well, the guy usually holds the girl like this.."
  9969. >you shakily put your hands well above her hips; for safety
  9970.  
  9971. "..and the girl sometimes puts her hands around.. the guy's neck."
  9972.  
  9973. >"Ahh yes, we see now."
  9974. >she puts her hands around your neck, in choking style
  9975. >"Like this, correct?"
  9976.  
  9977. >in fear of being choked,
  9978. "NO MA'AM, NOT LIKE THAT"
  9979.  
  9980. >she let's go of her chokehold, and puts her hands behind your neck
  9981. >"Is this now correct?"
  9982.  
  9983. >you just fearfully nod
  9984. >"And we simply follow your speed of steps?"
  9985.  
  9986. "Yes Ms. Luna.."
  9987.  
  9988. >"Student, there is no need for fear. You are simply but a tool."
  9989.  
  9990. >did... she just insult you??
  9991. "What??"
  9992.  
  9993. >her devilish smile reveals
  9994. >"A tool for our sister's jealousy."
  9995.  
  9996. >you look over to Anon; your face practically begging for help
  9997. >but neither Anon nor Celestia are looking your way
  9998.  
  9999. "Quickly, Student, place thine hands upon our buttocks whilst we dance; surely this shall make our sister envious."
  10000.  
  10001.  
  10002. >fear maximizing
  10003. "Uhh Ms. Luna, I don't think that's very.. appropriate."
  10004.  
  10005. >her face depicts irritation
  10006. >"We know quite well of this fact; do it."
  10007.  
  10008. pic
  10009.  
  10010. "Am-am I getting in trouble for this?"
  10011. >"Comply, Student; else you shall."
  10012.  
  10013. "Yes ma'am."
  10014. >you quickly move your hands to her butt
  10015. >and now the battle to not get hard ensues, as well as the battle to not shit your pants
  10016.  
  10017. "Is.. is this okay?"
  10018.  
  10019. >she grins and raises an eyebrow
  10020. >"A firm grip, we see? Tell me Student, do you participate in sports?"
  10021.  
  10022. >you continually try to keep it together
  10023. "Yes, Ms. Luna. Football."
  10024.  
  10025. >"Ahh yes, we did attend the game on the previous forenight. The boys have made us proud."
  10026.  
  10027. "Th-thank you."
  10028.  
  10029. >"Tell me young student, what is thy name?"
  10030.  
  10031. >keepingittogether.exe has stopped running
  10032. "F-Flash."
  10033.  
  10034. >"Flash? A poor indication for the length of time we shall be dancing."
  10035.  
  10036. "Is that 'we' as in you, or 'we' as in 'you and me'?"
  10037. >"The latter."
  10038.  
  10039. "Uhh, Ms. Luna, I'm not that good at dancing..."
  10040.  
  10041. >she gets closer to your face
  10042. >"Excuses will not be tolerated, young Flash."
  10043.  
  10044.  
  10045. >if your eyes were big before, they were about to hop out of their sockets now
  10046. "Y-y-y-you too."
  10047.  
  10048. >the pasta flies
  10049.  
  10050. >she backs her head up in surprise,
  10051. >then another evil smile
  10052.  
  10053. >"Attempting to take control, art thou?"
  10054. >you violently shake your head
  10055. "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY"
  10056.  
  10057. >"You amuse me, Student-Flash. Continue with your antics."
  10058.  
  10059. >she looks over to her sister
  10060. >"She is still not looking! We must double our efforts!"
  10061.  
  10062. >she looks back to you
  10063. >"Quickly, we must close the gap between us."
  10064.  
  10065. >she pulls you in closer to her
  10066. >and as she's one of the few people at the school who is taller than yourself,
  10067. >your neck is dangerously close to her tits
  10068.  
  10069. >"Ahh, we recognize you now. You art the one who played guitar at the start of tonight's celebration? Thine instrument was well played indeed."
  10070.  
  10071. "Yes.."
  10072.  
  10073. >your neck stiffens as you feel your heart sweat from pure nerves
  10074. >boner engaged
  10075.  
  10076. >you look down to make sure your bone isn't showing too much
  10077. >but instead you get a face full of tits
  10078.  
  10079. "OIUNASDGF MS. LUNA I'M SO SORRY!!!"
  10080.  
  10081. >impressed by what she thinks is you making a move on her,
  10082. >"Thou art a forward one, art thou? So be it. Henceforth, thy name shalt be Forward Flash."
  10083.  
  10084.  
  10085. >be Anon
  10086.  
  10087. >PC: "Hello, Sunset," she said, warm and inviting
  10088. >SS: "Oh.. hi Principal Celestia!"
  10089.  
  10090. >PC: "I'm afraid I must be getting back to my chaperon duties. You two have a wonderful evening."
  10091.  
  10092. "Yes, ma'am."
  10093. >SS: "Yes ma'am."
  10094.  
  10095. >you turn to Sunset
  10096. "Hey there, Sunny. Had enough girl-talk with your friends?" you poke at her
  10097.  
  10098. >she responds playfully, "Done being drunk for the night?"
  10099.  
  10100. >you scratch your chin
  10101. "Nope, let me get another real quick!"
  10102. >she pulls on your arm as you start to walk
  10103. >"Don't even!"
  10104.  
  10105. "Don't worry, I'm not. You ready to go?"
  10106.  
  10107.  
  10108. >"Can we have a few more dances before we go?"
  10109.  
  10110. >you happily shake your head
  10111. "How can I say 'no' to that face?"
  10112.  
  10113.  
  10114. >new song plays
  10115.  
  10116. >you and Sunset don't say much
  10117. >instead the both of you just enjoy the music and the dancing
  10118.  
  10119. >if there is a friend or teammate around you dancing with another girl,
  10120. >there is a good chance you give either a thumbs up or a fistbump
  10121. >and if you don't, most of them do
  10122.  
  10123. >the moments not spent on silent congratulations to the boys are spent resting your chin on top of Sunset's head
  10124. >occasionally rubbing her back
  10125.  
  10126. >glad in the choices you had made with the other girls throughout the night
  10127. >hoping she was having a great time as well
  10128.  
  10129.  
  10130. >the song ends and you share a smile with your date
  10131. >then a finger taps her shoulder
  10132.  
  10133. >it's Twilight
  10134. >T: "Hey Sunset, mind if I borrow Anon for a dance?"
  10135.  
  10136. >Sunset's smile doesn't falter
  10137. >SS: "Sure!"
  10138. >Sunset turns and points at you
  10139. >SS: "But I get the last dance, got it?"
  10140. "Hell yeah, Sunny."
  10141.  
  10142.  
  10143. >you assume dancing position and start to dance with Twilight
  10144. "What's going on, Twilight? Enjoying yourself?"
  10145.  
  10146. >"I am, actually!"
  10147. >her happiness seems to slowly go away as the pause between you lengthens
  10148. >"Actually... tonight has been hectic. For a number of reasons.."
  10149.  
  10150. "Yeah, tell me about it."
  10151.  
  10152. >"Applejack told me what happened between you and her."
  10153.  
  10154. >great, more drama
  10155. "Oh.. great."
  10156.  
  10157. >she shakes her head
  10158. >"Don't worry, I'm not here to interrogate you. We started off on the wrong foot and for that, I'm sorry. I just.. I care a lot about my friends."
  10159.  
  10160. "I care about mine too. What are you getting at?"
  10161.  
  10162. >"I was kinda hoping..."
  10163.  
  10164.  
  10165. >"I was kind of hoping that you would tell me how you feel about Sunset."
  10166. "Twilight, I don't see how that's any of your business,"
  10167.  
  10168. >her cheeks redden just a bit
  10169. >"It usually wouldn't be, but I'm not sure what to tell Applejack and/or Sunset. Both have asked me similar questions and I'm willing to take a load of drama off of your shoulders if you just tell me how you feel."
  10170.  
  10171. "I'd like to remind you that /you/ were the one who tried to spy on me during this last week. I'm not even mad at you about that anymore, but I'm hoping that you can see my reason for distrust."
  10172.  
  10173. >still moving along with your own slow dance movement,
  10174. >"I know that. I'm sorry for that, but I'm trying to do the right thing."
  10175.  
  10176. >she exhales, as if she was conflicted on something
  10177. >"Anon, you strike me as someone who knows what you want. You have two of my friends, seemingly in the palm of your hand. Which do you want?"
  10178.  
  10179. >sick of the questioning,
  10180. "I honestly don't know why we're talking on this. I told AJ how I feel, and Sunset how I feel. I really do understand where you're coming from but both girls know how I feel about them."
  10181.  
  10182. >"Feel... how?"
  10183.  
  10184. "I think Applejack is hot; I really do. I also think she's nice. I admire her hard work and many other thing about her."
  10185.  
  10186. >it was your turn to sigh
  10187. "But I like Sunset. I... I think she's amazing. Between you and me, I turned down a threesome tonight because of Sunset. She doesn't even know that, and I don't plan on telling her... but it's true."
  10188.  
  10189. >almost mad at yourself for opening up like that to Twilight
  10190. "So there's your answer. I like Sunset."
  10191.  
  10192. >Twi looks in disbelief
  10193. >"You turned down a... threesome?? From who??"
  10194. "Two girls from Crystal Prep. Lemon and Sugar. I already forgot their full names."
  10195.  
  10196. >"You.. really did all of that for Sunset?"
  10197. "Yeah.. I really did."
  10198.  
  10199.  
  10200. "...I really did."
  10201.  
  10202. >her shock is apparent
  10203. >"Wow, I.. I didn't know you felt that way about her."
  10204.  
  10205. "..."
  10206. >"I suppose you have earned her feelings as well. A week ago I would have never believed that I would say this, but you've also earned my respect, Anon. If you ever feel inclined, consider yourself invited to hang out with me and the girls."
  10207.  
  10208. "Well thanks, Twilight."
  10209.  
  10210. >song ends
  10211. >"I'll leave you and Sunset to it, then."
  10212.  
  10213. >she leaves and says something to Sunset
  10214. >then Sunset comes over
  10215.  
  10216. >"How about one more before we leave?"
  10217. "I think I got one more in me."
  10218.  
  10219.  
  10220. "You want to try something? Rarity taught me a dance; I think you'd like it."
  10221. >you take hold of her and start similar movements that Rarity taught you earlier
  10222.  
  10223. >she follows well
  10224. >"You're not bad at this!"
  10225. "Those ladder drills from football practice are starting to come in handy,"
  10226.  
  10227. >as the song continues, you take more liberties with the dance
  10228. >occasionally spinning her, switching up the steps and such
  10229.  
  10230. >the song nears the end
  10231. "You ready?"
  10232. >"Ready for what?"
  10233.  
  10234. >you take the final move
  10235.  
  10236.  
  10237. >still in the position, Sunset kisses you on the cheek
  10238. >"Let's go," she says softly
  10239. "You got it. Lemme say bye to the guys real quick."
  10240.  
  10241. >new song
  10242.  
  10243. >you salute the boys, signaling that you're leaving
  10244. >they salute back, which is bro-code for 'nail her good'
  10245. >cheesin' at them, you take Sunset in your arm and head towards the exit
  10246.  
  10247. >on your way, you see Flash
  10248. >he's sweating and looks like he saw a ghost
  10249. "Damn Flash, did you run a mile or something."
  10250.  
  10251. >he nervously shakes his head
  10252. >"Nope."
  10253. "What's wrong?"
  10254.  
  10255. >"V-Vice Principal Luna has been dancing with me for the past few songs and she won't let me leave. She's getting some punch and then she wants another dance."
  10256.  
  10257. >"What's the problem? Luna is pretty hot.."
  10258.  
  10259. >you feel an elbow hit your side
  10260. >Sunset has a playful smile
  10261. >SS: "How hot exactly?"
  10262.  
  10263. >damage control
  10264. "I mean, she's alright. Definitely not hotter than you though.."
  10265.  
  10266. >you're silently praying she takes that
  10267. >SS: "I'll let it slide."
  10268.  
  10269. >back to Flash
  10270.  
  10271. >"That's the thing! I can't even talk to her, and she's getting weird about making Celestia jealous about something!"
  10272.  
  10273. "Jealous of what?"
  10274.  
  10275. >"I don't know??"
  10276. >Luna appears behind Flash as she places a hand on his shoulder, "Forward Flash, we will now continue with our dancing."
  10277.  
  10278. >Flash terror face
  10279.  
  10280.  
  10281. >Flash looks at you and silently mouths "Help me."
  10282. >you shrug unable to think of a way to help
  10283. >you pat his shoulder and Luna grabs him
  10284. "Hang in there, buddy."
  10285.  
  10286. >Sunset takes your arm as you leave the gym
  10287.  
  10288. >meanwhile
  10289.  
  10290. >be Flash
  10291.  
  10292. >"Our sister has not yet taken notice. We must increase our efforts once again."
  10293.  
  10294. >oh no
  10295.  
  10296. >your sweating only grows worse
  10297. "H-How?"
  10298.  
  10299. >her eyes become sultry
  10300. >"One might have an idea."
  10301. >she holds you close again
  10302. >tits next to your neck, you focus on /not/ looking down
  10303. >"Forward Flash, resume thine hands where they belong."
  10304.  
  10305. "Ms. Luna, I /really/ don't think-"
  10306. >her unamused face
  10307. >"We shall not repeat ourself, young one."
  10308.  
  10309. >fear-boner engaged
  10310. "Y-yes ma'am."
  10311. >you hesitantly place your hands on her ass again
  10312.  
  10313. >she looks over to her sister, and sees that Celestia is looking at you two now with a questioning expression
  10314. >"Quickly, our sister witnesses us!"
  10315.  
  10316. >she grabs your head and plants a kiss on your cheek
  10317.  
  10318. >you proceed to do what is only reasonable; pass out and drop to the ground
  10319.  
  10320. >Celestia sees this and marches over to Luna, your unconscious body at Luna's feet
  10321.  
  10322. >and Celestia is pissed
  10323.  
  10324. >PC: "Wonderful job Luna; now he's passed out. We've talked about making advances on the students before! Do you want lawsuits? Because this is how we get lawsuits."
  10325.  
  10326.  
  10327. >be Anon
  10328.  
  10329. >as you open the car door for Sunset, she delicately steps in, wearing your jacket
  10330. >you close the door, and attempt to slide over the hood of the car again
  10331. >and this time, you land on your feet
  10332.  
  10333. >you throw your fist to the sky
  10334. "FUCK YES!"
  10335.  
  10336. >Sunset quietly giggles in the car
  10337. >you get in the car and start it up
  10338. "Please tell me you saw that."
  10339.  
  10340. >she pokes your side
  10341. >"The only thing I saw was you being dumb."
  10342.  
  10343. pic
  10344.  
  10345. >you poke her right back
  10346. "Hey, it's cool, okay!? It's super cool!"
  10347.  
  10348. >she shakes her head with a toothy grin
  10349. >"You just keep thinking that.."
  10350.  
  10351. >you start the CD again
  10352.  
  10353. >a fire lights within
  10354. >you place a hand on the gear stick
  10355. "Oh, I'm feelin' the need again.."
  10356.  
  10357. >Sunset, remembering what that means, looks over in disapproval
  10358. >"Don't you EVEN think about it!"
  10359.  
  10360. "TOO LATE!!"
  10361.  
  10362. >you spin the tires and practically fly out of the school parking lot
  10363. >"ANOOOONNNNNN!!!"
  10364.  
  10365.  
  10366. >you eventually slowed down, not wishing to piss off your date
  10367. >the song ends and another starts
  10368.  
  10369.  
  10370. "Man, this song fits."
  10371. >"How so?"
  10372.  
  10373. >you lower your window a little, watching the street lights pass the car
  10374. >you take in the beautiful starry night sky
  10375.  
  10376. "It's just.. how insane this week has been. I've probably said it like a billion times but life was pretty different for me before this week started. There's a price to everything, you know? I about lost my mind a couple of times.."
  10377.  
  10378. >she leans over and places a hand on your shoulder
  10379. >"I know some parts of the week were rough for you, but I like where this week took us."
  10380.  
  10381. >you cheese a little
  10382. "Me too."
  10383.  
  10384.  
  10385. >the song ends; next one begins
  10386. [Last Unicron by America, Covered by Ninja Sex Party]
  10387.  
  10388. >as the intro plays out, you get the feeling that this isn't the rock you were looking for
  10389. >you wanted driving music, not crying tunes
  10390.  
  10391. >as the singer sings the first few lines about some animals, you've had enough of the sappy song
  10392.  
  10393. >you reach your hand over towards the 'skip' button
  10394. >but Sunset lightly grabs your hand as you do so
  10395. >you look over to find a surprisingly somber looking Sunset
  10396. >"Can we listen to this? I really like this song.."
  10397.  
  10398. "Uh, okay."
  10399.  
  10400. >you listen to the lyrics as you drive
  10401. >after the mention of a 'unicorn' you guess that it's some kids show tune
  10402.  
  10403. >you remember that Sunset liked cartoons; probably why she liked the song
  10404.  
  10405. >halfway through the song, you look towards her again
  10406. >she's really into the song,
  10407. >in fact, it looks like she's getting some feels
  10408.  
  10409.  
  10410. >as you pull into her driveway, the song ends
  10411. >you look over one last time before you get out of the car
  10412. >Sunset looks as somber as ever,
  10413.  
  10414. >you really wish that song didn't come on..
  10415.  
  10416. >you open her door and help her out of the Beast
  10417.  
  10418. >nerves start to hit a little
  10419. >would she invite you in?
  10420. >what would you do if she did?
  10421. >what if she didn't want to have sex tonight?
  10422.  
  10423. >Norman's words seem to ring in your ears, "She's something really special. Like, it's like I don't even want to fool around with her."
  10424.  
  10425. >the longer you were with Sunset, the more his words became relatable
  10426. >you definitely wanted to fool around, but only if Sunset was comfortable with it
  10427.  
  10428. >you walk her to her front door and stand on the porch
  10429. >she doesn't move, just looking at the door for a little
  10430. >she looks conflicted about something when she takes your hand
  10431.  
  10432. >"Anon... I.."
  10433. "..."
  10434. >"I need to tell you something. I wasn't going to earlier but that last song reminded me of things that you should know."
  10435.  
  10436. >unsure of where this is going,
  10437. "Okay, what is it?"
  10438.  
  10439. >she looks away
  10440. >"It's weird and it's crazy and I just don't want you to freak out about it. Can you promise me you won't be upset with me?"
  10441.  
  10442. >you grab her hand a little tighter
  10443. "Unless you're about to say that you're actually a guy, I promise I won't freak."
  10444.  
  10445. >you were fishing for a laugh, trying to cheer her up from whatever was going on with her
  10446. >it didn't work
  10447.  
  10448. >she shakes her head, not laughing
  10449. >"No, I'm not a guy, Anon."
  10450.  
  10451. "Alright well then it can't be too bad..."
  10452. >she takes a few moments of silence to work up courage
  10453.  
  10454. >"Anon I lied about where I was from."
  10455.  
  10456.  
  10457. "Sunset,"
  10458. >you say in a comforting voice
  10459. "If you're embarrassed about where you're from then you don't have to talk about it."
  10460.  
  10461. >she shakes her head
  10462. >"It's not like that."
  10463. >she blows the air out of her lungs
  10464. >"I'm not from here at all.."
  10465.  
  10466. "What are you talking about?"
  10467.  
  10468. >"I'm from... Equestria."
  10469. >that's a place you definitely haven't heard of before
  10470. "...what?"
  10471.  
  10472. >"You're going to find out eventually and I want you to hear it from me.."
  10473.  
  10474. >and so she tells you everything
  10475.  
  10476. >she describes Equestria as best she can; she tells you that she was born as a unicorn
  10477. >she describes how Equestrian magic works
  10478. >she tries to explain how the two worlds have many parallels, such as the people/ponies being in both instances
  10479. >she talks about the similarities of the two worlds
  10480. >she goes over how so many things are so very different
  10481.  
  10482. >at first, you smiled, thinking that she was telling a well thought out joke
  10483. >but the smile falters slowly over time as she keeps going and the punchline never happens
  10484.  
  10485.  
  10486. >she tells you of how she got here, and what she used to be like
  10487. >she described what she did and included the battle between her and the Elements
  10488.  
  10489. >after a bit, you somewhat held on to the thought that it was still a joke
  10490. >but the sincerity in her voice and the fact that no one could just make all of this up on the fly, pointed towards her telling the truth
  10491.  
  10492. >at this point, you're too shocked and overwhelmed to really comment
  10493. >but the battle part reminded you of your dream,
  10494. "When I was knocked out last night... I saw that battle happen in a dream.. were you really a demon? All of that really happened in real life??"
  10495.  
  10496. >she gives a slow, shamed nod before continuing
  10497. >she describes how she can transform in this world due to the magic
  10498.  
  10499. >you extend a palm, signaling her to stop
  10500. "Hold on just a damn second.."
  10501. >you study her eyes,
  10502.  
  10503. "Is this a joke?"
  10504. >she shakes her head
  10505. "You're being serious?"
  10506. >"Yes Anon-"
  10507.  
  10508. "So you're telling me... that you were born as a fucking magical horse.. studied under a magical horse princess, named Celestia, as if it needed to get more unbelievable... jumped through a portal that crossed into an alternate dimension, came to our world with malicious intent... had a big anime styled fight... and now you're just trying to be a good person as you make your way through /this/ world. And through all of this, you can just 'transform' to a higher state of 'magical' power??"
  10509.  
  10510. >your response doesn't carry any joy to her,
  10511. >in fact, it shot a blow to her courage
  10512.  
  10513. >"I know that's weird and you probably don't believe me.."
  10514.  
  10515.  
  10516. "Sunset if what you're saying is true... I can't lie.. I'm not sure how to feel about it.. I mean, talk about dropping a damn bomb on me.."
  10517.  
  10518. >"I know it is.. That's why I was scared to tell you," she says, starting to sound less and less optimistic
  10519.  
  10520. >you put your palm over your forehead
  10521. "I don't think I can even comprehend most of that.."
  10522.  
  10523. >you look away for a moment
  10524. "I mean... unicorns and magic and alternate universes... it's just hard to believe, Sunset. It sounds more like a cartoon story. It's a lot to take in... and it's weird.."
  10525.  
  10526. >still trying to wrap your brain around what she has told you
  10527. "Can you show me something.. like you transforming?"
  10528.  
  10529. >she somberly shakes her head
  10530. >"I can't control it like that; it's complicated. I'm not supposed to do it either, unless someone is in peril or imminent danger, but it also just happens sometimes when I get extremely upset."
  10531.  
  10532. >her shoulders drop, as does her demeanor
  10533. >"I understand if you want to leave.."
  10534.  
  10535. >she turns away, unable to look you in the eyes
  10536. >but you can feel the despair in her voice
  10537. >"..Trixie was right."
  10538.  
  10539. "What does Trixie have to do with anything?"
  10540. >"I.. when I put your jacket on top of my purse, your phone fell out and hit the floor. I was just checking to make sure it still worked so I hit the lock button... and I saw it."
  10541.  
  10542. >you pull your phone out and hit the lock button
  10543. >Trixie's private picture shows up
  10544. >your eyes turn to pinpricks
  10545.  
  10546. "Oh fu-"
  10547.  
  10548.  
  10549. >"It's okay; I'm not mad at you. I'm just... upset at myself. I confronted her when I saw it, Anon. I lost control of myself and I started to transform.."
  10550.  
  10551. >her voice becoming weaker the more she talks
  10552.  
  10553. >"I called you my boyfriend, and I know that you're not.. it's just me being clingy.. again.."
  10554.  
  10555. "Sunse-"
  10556. >"She called me a basket case... but she's /right/ Anon. I /am/ a basket case. After Trixie left, I saw Applejack dancing with you.. I know how she feels about you and I couldn't even be angry at her. All I could think was 'why /shouldn't/ he like her instead of me; some weird magical pony-girl?"
  10557.  
  10558. >there are so many points to make from what she's saying that you couldn't decide which subject to tackle first
  10559. >she continues before you start to say anything
  10560.  
  10561. >"I tried putting myself in your shoes and the only thing I could think of was 'why would he ever want to be with some crazy, emotional girl... who used to be a unicorn, when he could have almost anyone he wants?'"
  10562.  
  10563. >she looks at you again, this time, eyes welling up
  10564.  
  10565. >"You've been nothing but nice to me... and all I've been is a pain to you. An emotional burden. It wouldn't be fair to ask you to stay with me when you can do /so much/ better, Anon."
  10566.  
  10567. >she starts to get upset
  10568. "Someone like Applejack... would be better for you, and I can't compete with that. She's strong and pretty and honest... and she wouldn't bother you with my kind of emotional crap.."
  10569.  
  10570. >she looks at you, desperation in her eyes
  10571. >"Thank you for tonight, Anon. You did everything perfectly. You showed me such a good time and I never felt better in my life. I'm sorry I didn't tell the truth to you earlier, I just thought..."
  10572.  
  10573. >she turns her head away before she finishes her thought
  10574. >she shakily reaches inside her purse, grabs her keys and unlocks the door
  10575.  
  10576. >she takes a step inside, without you
  10577.  
  10578.  
  10579. >she takes a step inside, but you grab her hand, preventing her from going inside
  10580.  
  10581. "Wait. You told your story, now it's /my/ turn to tell you something."
  10582. >she stops and listens to you
  10583. >you step away from her a little, giving her space
  10584.  
  10585. >"I got hit on a lot tonight. Trixie, AJ, and two girls from Crystal Prep... they all offered me sex. The two girls even offered me a threesome.."
  10586.  
  10587. >Sunset looks more sad than before, almost hurt by your words
  10588. >"W-why would you tell me that??"
  10589.  
  10590. "..because that's not the whole story. I turned them down; all of them."
  10591.  
  10592. >Sunset's misery quickly molds into a strange surprise
  10593. >"Wha-?"
  10594.  
  10595. >you sigh
  10596.  
  10597. "I'm going to be honest; I almost went through with Applejack's offer. She was the first really hot girl who took a notice in me at this school. It was really tempting. It hurts to even say that to you, but it's true. When we were dancing, she offered, and then she grabbed my hand and we walked towards the exit... but the closer I got to the door... all I could think about was how hurt you would be and how awful I would feel about it. I stopped AJ and told her that I couldn't go with her. I couldn't leave, Sunny."
  10598.  
  10599. >her sadness starts to slowly melt away
  10600.  
  10601. "I COULDN'T LEAVE IF IT MEANT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU."
  10602.  
  10603. >you take a few deep breaths
  10604.  
  10605. "And I don't give a shit about relationship titles; I like you and that's all that matters. You keep talking down about yourself but I don't get it. I think you're great, and fuck anyone who says different."
  10606.  
  10607. >you rub your temples for a moment
  10608. "I don't know about all of this pony business. It's weird and honestly I'm kinda uncomfortable about it. But it's not enough to change how I feel about you. You said that I should go and find someone better; someone else..."
  10609.  
  10610. >Sunset waits.. hoping you're going to say... what you're going to say
  10611.  
  10612. "... I rejected 4 'someone elses' so I could be with 'someone better'."
  10613.  
  10614. >you take a moment
  10615.  
  10616. "..you."
  10617.  
  10618.  
  10619. >softly, she nearly squeaks out, "You.. really rejected all of them... for me?"
  10620. "Yes, I did."
  10621. >no response for a while
  10622.  
  10623. >she looks happy for a moment, but then shifts to concern
  10624. >"An.. Anon, I know you don't like talking about this stuff.."
  10625.  
  10626. "No, FUCK that. You wanna know why I told you that?? I don't like talking about feelings because I learned that opening yourself up to someone made you vulnerable to getting your heart crushed. And I got GODDAMN sick of being on the sole of someone's fuckin' ego boot."
  10627.  
  10628. >you look away for a moment
  10629. "But I don't feel worried about being open with you, especially since you've risked so much to open up to me. It feels weird and awkward but dammit; I'm doing it."
  10630.  
  10631. >you take a few breaths again
  10632.  
  10633. "The truth is: you're /not/ a basket case; I think you've been through some hard shit. Shit that I can't even imagine what it's like to go through. And FUCK Trixie for saying that you are one. You say that AJ is strong.. but I don't know if even Applejack could handle what you've been through. I think /you're/ the strong one. After what you've been through, I don't think you are too emotional; I think you've figured out a way to stay sane. Which, honestly, is more than I would have done in your shoes."
  10634.  
  10635. >you say, a bit quieter,
  10636. "I'm still here because I've decided that I'd rather be with you than any of the other girls I've met, and I'm not leaving until I know that you feel better about yourself."
  10637.  
  10638. >her tears start falling as you say this, as her wide, loving eyes meet yours
  10639. >"Y-you're going to make me cry.."
  10640.  
  10641. >she doesn't say anything for a bit but you can see her body shifting from her diaphragm's quicker pace
  10642. >you step toward her and use your thumb to wipe away the tears from her face
  10643.  
  10644.  
  10645. >you take your other hand and put it behind her head, slipping your fingers between locks of hair
  10646. >you start to slowly pull her in for a kiss
  10647.  
  10648. >the waterworks still running, she grabs your tie and pulls you in faster to her
  10649. >she opens her mouth and and locks lips
  10650. >for the first time, she kisses you with nothing held back
  10651. >it feels passionate, wild..
  10652.  
  10653. >"Thank you.." she says softly in between the kisses
  10654.  
  10655. >she pulls you inside the door and closes it, not letting go of you
  10656.  
  10657. >she takes a leap and jumps onto you, no longer caring about anything but your presence
  10658. >you put your arms around her, holding her up while at the same time, delicately running your hands up and down her back, taking quick break to grab her ass
  10659. >she quietly moans while doing so, already so emotionally aroused by your actions and words
  10660.  
  10661. >she breaks away for a minute, eyeliner running down her cheeks
  10662. >you again, take a thumb and wipe it off of her face, then you use your hand to hold her cheek
  10663. >"Anon.. will you stay with me tonight..?"
  10664.  
  10665. >you feel a warm, comforting smile appear on your face
  10666. "Of course,"
  10667.  
  10668. >she slides off of you and stands on her own feet, still continually locking her lips with your own at high speeds
  10669. >she kicks her high-heels off and they land somewhere in the living room
  10670.  
  10671. >still guided by pure emotions, she lays a hand on your chest, and slowly sails it downwards
  10672. >she passes your belt and her fingers touch your dick through your pants
  10673.  
  10674. >she looks up at you again, this time with pleading eyes
  10675.  
  10676. >"Anon.. I want you..."
  10677.  
  10678.  
  10679. >she drops your suit jacket to the floor
  10680.  
  10681. >"I want to /show/ you how I feel about you.."
  10682. >as she continues her kissing, she inserts her tongue past your lips
  10683. >it explores and discovers the entirety of your mouth
  10684. >meeting and encircling your own tongue, brushing itself onto your teeth, sending itself toward your throat
  10685. >her mouth tastes like fruit punch as you take your turns of tongue-play
  10686.  
  10687. >you put your tongue into her mouth and she lightly bites it and pulls her head back slightly as her teeth slowly lose grip on your tongue
  10688.  
  10689. >she pulls you by your belt to her room
  10690. >as the both of you get inside, she closes the door behind you
  10691.  
  10692. >she gets close again and caresses your cheek
  10693. >"I want you to unzip my dress~~"
  10694. >she tuns around and places her ass onto your crotch, like she did at the dance
  10695. >she bends over and slowly, she moves her ass from side to side, rubbing your dick underneath your pants
  10696. >your body has a singular shiver of pleasure
  10697. >she turns her head around to look at you, "Is this as good for you as it is for me?"
  10698.  
  10699. >you couldn't help yourself anymore
  10700. >you grab a hold you her hips and shove her harder onto your crotch
  10701. >she closes her eyes and breathes in through her teeth
  10702. >"Ohhh, Anon...I love it when you h-hold me like this.."
  10703.  
  10704.  
  10705. >you rub her ass onto you a little faster as her breathing speeds up
  10706. >she opens her eyes and looks back again
  10707. >"Please.. undress me."
  10708.  
  10709. >you reach over and unzip the back of her dress
  10710. >she stands up straight and shakes her hips gratuitously, then proceeds to pull her dress off
  10711. >as the small black dress hits the floor, Sunset is only clad with lace bra and panties, plus the nylons on her legs
  10712. >her large, supple breasts bounce a little in her little black bra
  10713.  
  10714. >it was the hottest thing you had ever seen
  10715. >as the boner started it's blood flow, she pulled you in again, biting your bottom lip
  10716. >breathing hot, flustered air, heavily into your mouth
  10717. >an animal craze overcomes you as you lift her up
  10718.  
  10719. >she wraps her legs around you, flexing her thighs, putting her hands around your neck
  10720. >"Being picked up by you does something to me~~"
  10721. >you pull her in towards you and start to kiss her neck
  10722.  
  10723. >her head leans back as her mouth opens towards the ceiling
  10724. >as you kiss her skin, you can hear the air softly moving in and out of her throat
  10725. >her eyes are closed again, and soon she's biting her own lip
  10726. >she lowers her hands down from your neck and grips your shoulders, squeezing them every time you place a kiss on her neck
  10727.  
  10728. >"Anooonnnn..."
  10729. "Yeah, Sunny?"
  10730.  
  10731. >she moves her head and start to nibble on your ear as she whispers, "I want to be yours tonight,"
  10732. >in bravado that you seldom felt, you respond,
  10733. "You're already mine tonight."
  10734.  
  10735.  
  10736. >the tent you've made in your pants becomes increasingly taller
  10737. >she hops off of your torso and unexpectedly hits your dong between her legs
  10738. >she has a small gasp of air and looks at you in a blissful surprise
  10739. >"Anon.. you're already hard?"
  10740.  
  10741. >you cheese a little bit
  10742. "And that's /with/ compression shorts on.."
  10743.  
  10744. >she slowly reaches towards your dick
  10745. >"Can I...?"
  10746.  
  10747. >you fervently nod your head
  10748. >she takes her index finger and draws circles around the tip, watching it grow further
  10749. >a single twitch comes from your leg as she does this, and then you remember something
  10750.  
  10751. "Sunset... I... haven't came in a bit.."
  10752. >the last time you came was in Rainbow's mouth
  10753. >every night since then you were either too tired, too mad, or too drunk to fap
  10754. >and the way she was right now, you wouldn't last 2 minutes..
  10755.  
  10756. >she sheepishly grins at you
  10757. >"That's alright Anon... if it's okay with you..
  10758.  
  10759. "What is it?"
  10760.  
  10761. >"I want something else first anyways.."
  10762. >she takes her entire palm and pets the tip of your dick over your pants
  10763.  
  10764. >"I... want you to finish.. /on/ me."
  10765.  
  10766.  
  10767. >she takes your belt with both hands and starts to slowly unfasten it
  10768. >as she does this, she makes eye contact and doesn't break it
  10769. >"I'm going to take care of you first~~"
  10770. >once your belt is undone she takes care of the button and zipper
  10771. >you kick your shoes off and your pants fall
  10772.  
  10773. >"I hope this wasn't too inappropriate.. but I looked some things up.. to know how to do this better."
  10774.  
  10775. "You... looked up porn?"
  10776. >"I never have before.. but I wanted to be ready in case this happened. I just want this to be good for you too."
  10777. >you grab both of her cheeks with your palms and pull her closer to your face
  10778. "Sunny, it's already damn good!"
  10779.  
  10780. >blood rushes to her cheeks as they radiate with pride
  10781. >she takes a step back, still radiating
  10782. >"I want to finally show you what they look like."
  10783.  
  10784. >she takes off her bra and throws it across the room
  10785. >her rack was more than nice... round... they didn't sag at all
  10786. "Holy hell..."
  10787. >you jump forwards and put your hands on her tits, grabbing them, rubbing them, teasing her nipples
  10788. >all the while, she takes a hand and grabs your balls over your compression shorts; playing with them
  10789. >her breathing continues to rise in speed as the making-out becomes more sloppy
  10790.  
  10791. >after a minute, she looks at you with wild, sexy eyes
  10792.  
  10793. >"Anon, I want your cum all over me."
  10794.  
  10795.  
  10796. >she takes off your shirt
  10797. >you remove her nylons, making sure to squeeze her legs as you pull them down and off of her feet
  10798. >then she pulls your compression shorts off; your log bounces to attention
  10799. >she looks you in the eye as she licks her hand, then places the hand on your dick
  10800. >she repeats this a few times to make sure you're nice and wet
  10801.  
  10802. >her hand slowly rubs your tip all over, waking up the nerve endings
  10803. >she slowly moves onto the shaft, giving strokes all the way down; all the way up past the tip
  10804. >"Do you want a kiss?"
  10805.  
  10806. >she pushes you onto the edge of her bed, and gets on her knees
  10807. >she places a kiss on your tip and she continues to work it
  10808.  
  10809. >she does this for a while, then adds her other hand to the equation
  10810. >twisting, turning, pulling, all while making sure your dick is sufficiently wet
  10811. >every once in a while, stopping the process to rub just the tip for a bit
  10812.  
  10813. >"Can I try something?"
  10814. >you vigorously nod your head
  10815. >she licks her fingers while giving you a sultry look
  10816. >but instead of applying the saliva to your cock, she repeatedly applies it between her breasts
  10817. >she then opens them up and places your cock in between
  10818. >after pushing them together again, she starts the up and down motion
  10819. >her tits, now glistening from the wetness, bounce back and fourth around your member; rubbing it all over
  10820.  
  10821.  
  10822. >"I've.. I've wanted this.."
  10823. >she applies more pressure into pushing her tits together and increases the speed
  10824. "Fu-fuck, Sunset I'm starting to get close..."
  10825.  
  10826. >"Anon! I can /feel/ it throbbing!"
  10827. >you desperately grip her bed sheets
  10828. >the pressure building insanely fast
  10829. >"I can't wait to see you finish~~"
  10830. >she goes even faster than before
  10831. >your body's response is to thrust in addition to what she's going
  10832. "Sunset, it's going to get all over!"
  10833.  
  10834. >"Show me! Shoot it onto me!" she cries out
  10835. >the pressure released and the garden hose went to pull power
  10836. >a spring of your seed shoots out from between her tits and hits her face
  10837. >she yelps out in surprise, giggling as you finish
  10838. >as the volleys of cum continue, it goes from her face to her chin and then her tits
  10839. >covering her in your white sperm
  10840. >"Wow, Anon..."
  10841.  
  10842. >as it finally stops, you plop your head back, catching your breath
  10843. "Holy fuck, Sunset.. I never came that hard in my life.."
  10844. >"I guess I did good?" but her tone suggests it wasn't a question; she was teasing you now
  10845.  
  10846. >she gets up off of her knees
  10847. >"Anon," she purrs out with a mischievous smile, "You got me all messy now.."
  10848. >she takes some of your cum and rubs it onto her tits
  10849. >"If this is what it feels like to make you cum.. then I like it."
  10850.  
  10851. "You.. don't mind that I came on your face?"
  10852. >"Of course not!"
  10853. >still playing with your load, "After all, it's so warm.."
  10854.  
  10855.  
  10856. >10 minutes later, Sunset went into the bathroom to get a towel and wipe herself off;
  10857. >you decide that she should be rewarded for her performance
  10858. >you sneak up off of the bed and hide behind the opened door, waiting for her to return
  10859. >she walks in, still only wearing her panties
  10860. >but she doesn't see you
  10861. >"Anon? Where did you go?"
  10862.  
  10863. >you jump up behind her and grab her, putting light bites on the side of her neck
  10864. >she lets out 'yip!' in surprise but relaxes once she realizes what you're doing
  10865. >you grab her hair and pull on it, pulling her head back
  10866. >you move your biting to the middle of her neck
  10867. >"mmhhhhhmmm," she purrs
  10868.  
  10869. >still both standing in the middle of the room, you draw circles with your finger, starting at her neck and shifting downwards
  10870. >you get to her belly button and start taking it slower; teasing her
  10871. >her head rests on your shoulder as she begins to shallow her breathing again
  10872. >she spreads her legs a little, giving you more room to play with
  10873.  
  10874. >as soon as you get to her panties, you reach down past her waist and put your hand on her thigh
  10875. >slowly pulling up towards her panties
  10876. >the leg you're teasing gives a faint twitch
  10877.  
  10878. >"Is this what I get for being a good girl?" she breathes into your ear
  10879.  
  10880. >you nibble her ear
  10881. "Yes it is."
  10882.  
  10883. >you tease her a little more before you move your hand towards the sweet spot
  10884. >the second your first finger hits her panties, you notice something
  10885. "Sunny.. you're so wet!"
  10886.  
  10887. >she turns her head and bites your cheek
  10888. >"I can't help it~~"
  10889.  
  10890.  
  10891. >you take her panties off past her thighs and they drop to the floor
  10892. >still behind her, you take your middle two fingers and softly run them on the outside of her vulva
  10893. >her labia is swollen from anticipation
  10894. >your rubbing causes her to moan
  10895.  
  10896. >you pick her up and gently toss her onto the bed
  10897. >you place her on the edge of the bed, and this time you work your tongue, searching for her clit
  10898. >when you find it, her whole body shivers as she coos out, "ooohhhhhhh, Anon..."
  10899. >she occasionally squeezes your head in between her thighs as you do your work
  10900. >a minute goes by while you do this
  10901.  
  10902. >she sits up and pulls you on top of her
  10903. >with longing eyes she quietly pleads, "I want you inside me,"
  10904. >you begin to position yourself for the main event,
  10905. >but Sunset grabs your cheeks; stopping you
  10906. >"Start gently.. okay?"
  10907. >you move back up to have a long kiss between her, combing her long hair with your fingers
  10908. "Of course.."
  10909.  
  10910. >you insert just the tip, ever so slowly
  10911. >she closes her eyes and her mouth makes an O shape
  10912.  
  10913. >slowly, you thrust further and further inside of her
  10914. "Is this okay?"
  10915. >"yyeesssssss"
  10916. >the farther inside your member goes, the more you notice,
  10917. "Sunset.. you're so tight.."
  10918. >as your cock slides in between her walls,
  10919.  
  10920. >her head shoots back against the bed
  10921. >"mmmmhhmm.. more"
  10922. >you comply, continuing your excursion
  10923. >still on top of her, you grab her rib cage for support
  10924. >she shoots her body up off of the bed and latches onto you
  10925. >"Kiss me,"
  10926.  
  10927. >you switch your hands from her sides to her ass, and notice the hand prints you left on her
  10928. >you hold her up, kissing and fucking her; sharp breaths from her coming into your mouth
  10929.  
  10930.  
  10931. >she uses her weight to help your movement and with each thrust inside her, she moans a little harder
  10932. >she puts your head next to yours
  10933. >"I'm sooo wet for you,"
  10934. >as you get to the point where you're not holding any length back, her moans become very audible
  10935. >she becomes more aggressive with the love-making
  10936.  
  10937. >you put her back on the bed
  10938. >you grab the inside of her knees and push them back, having her form spread eagle
  10939. >"Anon.. that's so-oh-oh-oh gooood.."
  10940. >for a moment, her legs move and her head turns in response to the stimulation
  10941.  
  10942. >she brings her head up a little and bites your lip, holding onto your back
  10943. >your hands go on either her shoulders, or her tits
  10944. >her breasts bounce every time that you insert
  10945. >you slap one of her tits and she bites her lip is response
  10946. >"Do that again!!"
  10947.  
  10948. >you do it a few more times, watching them bounce harder than before
  10949. >she lightly digs her nails into the skin of your back, scratching trophy marks onto you
  10950.  
  10951. >she pulls you to her then rolls over, putting you at the bottom
  10952. >"I'm going to ride you, Anon~~"
  10953. >slowly, she let's your cock fully insert into her, then she begins to ride
  10954. >starting with simple horizontal movement, letting her walls twist and turn around your penis
  10955.  
  10956. >but then she puts her knees next to your hips and begins the vertical movement
  10957. >her legs flex as she creates her movement
  10958. >her hands on your chest for support, she occasionally digs into the skin from the pleasure
  10959. >in less than a minute, her ass is slapping against your thighs and the both of you are working up a sweat
  10960. >her hair as well as her tits bounce up and down
  10961.  
  10962. >you begin moving your hips to assist her work
  10963. >"Spank me, Anon!"
  10964. >you swing your palm back and smack her ass,
  10965. >"ooOOHH!" she squeals out
  10966. >"Again!!"
  10967.  
  10968. >you smack the same spot over and over, leaving another hand print on her
  10969. >her eyes roll back and her mouth opens from the feeling
  10970. >all the while she's becoming more vocal
  10971. >"An-on, OOOHHHH MORE"
  10972.  
  10973.  
  10974. >you hold nothing back now
  10975.  
  10976. >"MAKE ME YOURS!"
  10977. >you pull her to the edge of the bed, and you get off of the bed
  10978. >she places her feet on either side of your head
  10979. >you grab onto her thighs and begin again
  10980. "Sunset.. this feels so good.."
  10981. >then she crosses her raised legs, making herself slightly tighter than before
  10982. >her body twitches as you're nearing your finish
  10983. >"Anon, I'm close!!"
  10984.  
  10985. >harder and faster you go, as she clenches the sheets and bites her teeth down together, moaning and squealing to your rhythm
  10986.  
  10987. "SUNNY WHERE SHOULD I CUM??"
  10988. >"INSIDE ME; ANON, I WANT TO FEEL YOUR SEED INSIDE ME!!!"
  10989.  
  10990. >she wails out a moan and shouts
  10991. >"DON'T STOP!!"
  10992.  
  10993. >you feel the pressure rising to maximum as she cries out in ecstasy
  10994. >your and her final moans escape your throats at the exact same time you both orgasm
  10995. >you feel a current of wind in the room
  10996. >the flood gates open and you feel the volleys of cum filling her up
  10997. >her eyes roll into the back of her head as she yells out, "OOOHHHHHH IT'S SO WARM, ANON!!"
  10998.  
  10999. >when she says this, her hair starts to flow and light up with a golden glow;
  11000. >some type of ethereal force envelops her, and giant ethereal wings spread open from her back
  11001.  
  11002. >this happens exactly as you finished,
  11003. >you immediately take a step back
  11004.  
  11005. >all this, and your semen is dripping out of her
  11006. >your eyes wider than they have ever been
  11007. "Holy shit..."
  11008.  
  11009. >her transformation bounces her from completely pleasured to cautious,
  11010.  
  11011. >you both take a few seconds of silent to catch your breath
  11012. >she feels the wind and the wings on her, and tries to accept what just happened
  11013. >she looks to you, near worried of your reaction
  11014. >"So this is what I look like transformed..."
  11015. "..."
  11016. >"..what do you think?"
  11017.  
  11018. >you take a few seconds to just look at her
  11019. >she looks like a goddess of some type
  11020.  
  11021. "I think.."
  11022. >you pinch your arm, then look at her again
  11023. >she's still like this; this is real..
  11024.  
  11025. "I think that's fuckin' hot.."
  11026.  
  11027.  
  11028. >a several hours and a few rounds later
  11029.  
  11030. >"Oh Anon, please, more!!"
  11031.  
  11032. >The pleasure is unreal; you had no idea it felt this good
  11033. >she felt lucky that you accepted her lewd request
  11034. >you were baffled that someone, especially her, wanted you like this
  11035. "Fuck, this feels good"
  11036. >her shit eating grin turned into a goofy smile as her eyes rolled back
  11037. >you decide to take charge a bit; test out the waters
  11038. >"O-oh... OH ANON, PLEASE"
  11039.  
  11040. >you stop the action for a second
  11041. >she looks at you weirdly
  11042. >"Something wrong?"
  11043.  
  11044. >you pull out of her before either has finished
  11045. >"What is it?"
  11046.  
  11047. >you shake your head and rub your eyes
  11048. >"Are you too tired to finish?"
  11049. "No, no, not at all. I just had some deja vu..."
  11050.  
  11051. >"You had a dream that we were having sex?"
  11052. "Not... exactly.."
  11053. >you shake your head again
  11054. "I had this dream Sunday night that I was having sex with someone... I don't remember who; I doubt I knew her. But you just said the exact same thing she said in the dream.. except we're not at school right now and a fire alarm didn't go off."
  11055.  
  11056. >she cups your cheek
  11057. >"Maybe it was me, and it all worked out?"
  11058. >you smile
  11059. "Maybe so.."
  11060.  
  11061. >a tender moment is shared in silence between the two of you
  11062.  
  11063. >then she playfully rolls her eyes,
  11064. >"So are you going to finish me off or...?"
  11065.  
  11066. >you turn the bed into a tornado of sheets as she giggles, pretending to fight you off
  11067. "I think someone just earned some spanks!"
  11068.  
  11069. >she playfully wails out a "No no no NO, AHH HAHAHA!!"
  11070.  
  11071.  
  11072. >some time later
  11073.  
  11074. >she rolls off of you, and you catch your breath
  11075. >you wipe the sweat from your forehead
  11076.  
  11077. >your balls ached with pain, but it was all worth it
  11078. >Sunset places her elbow on the bed and props her head up with her hand
  11079. >"You think you're done?"
  11080. "I KNOW I'm done; also, I think I need a blood transfusion.."
  11081.  
  11082. >she wraps her still-naked body around yours and she snuggles her head next to you
  11083. >your breath now back to normal rates, you put an arm around her
  11084. >in a quiet but vulnerable voice, she says,
  11085. >"Thank you for staying.."
  11086.  
  11087. >you chuckle
  11088. "I think it worked out.."
  11089. >she slaps your shoulder
  11090. >"I'm not talking about the sex, Anon!"
  11091.  
  11092. >you roll over and put both arms around her
  11093. "I know, I'm just messing with you. I would have stayed even if we didn't do... this."
  11094.  
  11095. >a moment passes
  11096.  
  11097. >"Can you play with my hair again?"
  11098. >you take your fingers and sift them through her red and blonde hair
  11099. >this goes on for several minutes
  11100.  
  11101. >eventually she looks at you with a smile
  11102. >"Have you seen my new nightgown?"
  11103.  
  11104. >you raise an eyebrow
  11105. "Nope!"
  11106.  
  11107. >she joyfully pecks a kiss on your cheek and says, "Wait here."
  11108. >she darts out of the room
  11109. "Is it going to be sexy??" you yell out
  11110.  
  11111. >no response
  11112. >she walks back into the room, wearing your jersey
  11113. "Yep. That's sexy."
  11114.  
  11115. >she climbs in bed and pulls you in for one last kiss before saying, "Goodnight, Anon."
  11116. >she rolls back over to the other side of the bed, giving you some space
  11117.  
  11118. "Goodnight, Sunny."
  11119.  
  11120. >within minutes, you're out
  11121. >but in your sleep, you roll over and pull her into spooning position
  11122. >she backs herself up into you and accepts your arms around her
  11123. >a warmth rises to her cheeks as she can't contain her smile
  11124. >she didn't notice it, but her hair lit up; just a little
  11125.  
  11126. >she falls asleep, softly rubbing the hands that hold her
  11127.  
  11128.  
  11129. >you wake up
  11130.  
  11131. >the light is coming in from a window
  11132. >you look around to see that you're alone
  11133.  
  11134. >your balls still ache like crazy, so last night definitely happened
  11135. >but where is Sunset?
  11136. >her clock reads 9:36am
  11137.  
  11138. >you rub your eyes and stretch
  11139. >then you lay your head back down, raise your fist to the air, and quietly say
  11140. "Hell yes."
  11141.  
  11142. >your ears start to detect something
  11143. >it's muffled, but it sounds like a song playing somewhere
  11144.  
  11145. >your nose catches a scent
  11146. >whatever it was, it smelled good
  11147.  
  11148. >the bedroom door opens and Sunset walks in
  11149. >the music can be clearly heard now,
  11150.  
  11151. >"Good morning, all-star,"
  11152. >the additional light from her opening the door makes you squint your eyes
  11153. "Hey, Sunset."
  11154.  
  11155. >as your eyes adjust to the extra light, you see her smiling
  11156. >still wearing your jersey
  11157. >with something in her hands
  11158.  
  11159. >it's a... tray? A large plate maybe?
  11160.  
  11161. >she walks over next to you
  11162. >"How are you feeling?" she asks with care in her voice
  11163. "Pretty good; you?"
  11164.  
  11165. >she bends over to kiss you on the forehead with a giggle
  11166. >"I'm feeling like you scored last night, 85."
  11167.  
  11168. >she brings the huge plate over to you
  11169. >"You like pancakes, right?"
  11170.  
  11171. >low and behold, a giant plate, holding a stack of pancakes was set upon your chest
  11172.  
  11173.  
  11174.  
  11175.  
  11176. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  11177. (Epilogue)
  11178. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  11179.  
  11180.  
  11181. >your watching TV with a bowl of cereal in your lap
  11182. >a thought hits you
  11183.  
  11184. "Shit."
  11185.  
  11186. >you quickly finish your food and pull out your phone
  11187. >message to Sunset
  11188. [Going to be a little late; have to get something done.]
  11189.  
  11190. >you go to your room and turn on your computer
  11191. >log into your email
  11192. >1 new email
  11193. >read it
  11194.  
  11195. >reply
  11196.  
  11197. Dear Mom,
  11198.  
  11199. I hope you're having a good time... wherever you are now. Is business good? I know I probably should remember where you're at...
  11200.  
  11201. ..but I don't. Sorry. Either way, I hope it's fun over there.
  11202.  
  11203. Anyways, things are going pretty good over here. I know I forgot to email last weekend; a lot has happened since you guys were at the house last so I'll try to update as best I can. It pretty much started 2 weeks ago; homecoming week at school. Even though I know that you always complain about it, I never go to school functions. I had no plans on changing that for this year's homecoming. But after getting getting sucked into some drama at school, I ended up meeting this one girl. I'll get back to her in a minute.
  11204.  
  11205. The football team was supposed to play a nobody team that Friday, but we ended up having to play Crystal Prep instead. Wheels, the guy who usually starts on tight end position (that's offense, remember?) got injured the weekend before the game, so Coach put me in for the starting position. And guess what?? I got the winning touchdown!! I'll send you a link for the news clip once I find it.
  11206.  
  11207. And yeah, I was on the news. No big deal.
  11208.  
  11209. Totally a huge deal; it was awesome.
  11210.  
  11211.  
  11212. During the week, the school voted for homecoming court. You'll never believe this, but I got voted homecoming king. That girl I mentioned? She got voted homecoming queen. At that point, I figured it would be a waste not to go to the dance so I agreed to go with her. We had hung out at times during the week and she even asked me out for a date earlier that day. Homecoming would be that date.
  11213.  
  11214. I took her to Godfather's back in Summertown and she met Vito and the gang. We went to the dance and it was pretty wild. Long story short, I had a good time. I guess you were right about some of the school functions being fun.
  11215.  
  11216. Her name is Sunset, by the way. She's pretty.. awesome. (At this point, I can practically hear your squee-laughter of excitement. Please contain yourself.) I'm not letting you meet her until you promise not to say anything embarrassing to her. Oh, and I'm burning my baby pictures before you even think about showing them to her.
  11217.  
  11218. Let's see, other things that happened since I last emailed:
  11219.  
  11220. Got punched in the face by a girl; not Sunset. (I'm fine.)
  11221. Got hit on the head by a helmet. (Went to the hospital; I'm fine.)
  11222. Went to Principal Celestia's office a few times. (Not in trouble; I'm fine.)
  11223. Went on another date with Sunset last night.
  11224.  
  11225. And no, I didn't forget to wash the dishes. Also, tell Dad that I got to drive a Camaro all of last Saturday. He'll flip out.
  11226.  
  11227. -Anon
  11228.  
  11229. PS: I got your email about the extension you and Dad got for work over there. Don't worry about me; I have the house under control. I'll see you when you come home.
  11230. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  11231.  
  11232.  
  11233. >"Rough practice, huh?"
  11234. >you roll your eyes
  11235.  
  11236. "Yeah... the first practice I've had since homecoming and it's hitting drills the whole time."
  11237. >you walk into the locker room and take your shower
  11238. >after getting out, you change back into your regular clothes
  11239.  
  11240. >"You know what I could use right now?"
  11241. >"What's that?"
  11242. >"Anon's homecoming story."
  11243.  
  11244. >the locker room agrees with a war cry
  11245. >you turn around
  11246.  
  11247. "Fellas, listen, it's the second time this week I've told you the story!"
  11248. >one senior shakes his head
  11249. >"You told us at the senior table during lunch; everyone else hasn't heard it yet! You haven't been to practice since it happened!"
  11250.  
  11251. >the guys nod their heads as especially the freshman, eagerly await the story
  11252. >even Rumble, who now sits with the seniors, is nodding
  11253. "Well... alright."
  11254.  
  11255. >you sit down
  11256. "Gather round and hear the Homecoming Anon story."
  11257.  
  11258. >now in story telling mode, you begin
  11259. "Shit went down the whole week, but the good stuff all started on Friday. I woke up like it was any other game day..."
  11260.  
  11261. (10 minutes later)
  11262.  
  11263. "... and once I got to her place.. let's just say.."
  11264. >you lean back and cross your arms
  11265. "I woke up on Sunday to some homemade pancakes."
  11266.  
  11267. >the room lights up with a chorus of, "YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
  11268.  
  11269.  
  11270. >Rumble speaks up, "What happened after that? Like, what about the other girls, Anon? Sunset wasn't the only girl who liked you!"
  11271. >you shake your head
  11272. "I guess not. Trixie stopped hitting on me after the dance. I don't know why, but she just stopped. She never got her second dance, and I don't think she even wants it now."
  11273.  
  11274. >you knew that wasn't the truth,
  11275. >but you weren't about to tell the whole time what really happened between her and Sunset
  11276.  
  11277. >the guys who /did/ see it happen, proudly nodded their heads at you; unseen by the rest of the team
  11278. >they wouldn't say a word
  11279.  
  11280. "I don't know about Lemon and Sugar; I haven't seen them since then. I didn't take their numbers so I haven't talked to them since."
  11281.  
  11282. "Applejack didn't want to talk to me for a while, but a few days ago she sent me a text saying that she was sorry. We talked for a while and we're friends now. Just friends."
  11283. >Mac nods with a grin
  11284.  
  11285. >Rumble: "What about what you said to Fleur??"
  11286.  
  11287. "Principal Celestia is a wise person, Rumble. After Fleur's parents complained, I had to get in trouble for it. I got 2 Saturday detentions."
  11288. >"..."
  11289. >Rumble: "But... this school doesn't even give out Saturday detenions.."
  11290. >you cheese
  11291.  
  11292. "I wouldn't tell Fleur's parents that."
  11293.  
  11294. >high fives and fistbumps later, one of the freshman ask, "What was it like with Sunset.. ya know.. with Sunset?"
  11295.  
  11296. >you shake your head
  11297. "I'm afraid you boys will never find out."
  11298.  
  11299. >your phone buzzes
  11300. "And my ride is here. Have a good one, boys."
  11301.  
  11302. >you walk to the front of the school where a car is waiting for you
  11303. >sit in the passenger seat
  11304. >"You told them the story again, didn't you?"
  11305.  
  11306. >you nod your head, containing the cheese
  11307. "I told them the story again."
  11308. >she shakes her head, trying not to grin
  11309. >"You're all idiots."
  11310.  
  11311. >you put a hand on her shoulder as she drives off
  11312. "Sunset, I think it's time that you stopped horsin' around."
  11313.  
  11314. >"I'm driving us into a ditch if you tell me another horse joke."
  11315.  
  11316.  
  11317. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  11318.  
  11319. >you open your eyes
  11320. >vision is blurry
  11321. >there's a light hitting you from your right
  11322. >you blink and rub your eyes
  11323. >everything is clear now
  11324. >look around
  11325.  
  11326. >it's your room
  11327.  
  11328. >and it feels
  11329. >peaceful
  11330. >it seems odd, but it truly feels peaceful
  11331. >you feel at peace
  11332.  
  11333. >you pull the sheets off of you
  11334. >and you feel a little colder than usual
  11335. >you slowly swing your legs off of the bed and get up
  11336. >you look towards the light invading your room
  11337. >it's coming from the window
  11338.  
  11339. >you open your blinds and look out
  11340.  
  11341. >it's snowing outside
  11342. >your eyes adjust to the bright white
  11343. >but once they adjust, you are not met with only a bright white
  11344.  
  11345. >you see all kinds of colors outside from the numerous decorations and lights beaming festive hues
  11346. >and every color just seems so saturated with a warm brightness
  11347.  
  11348. >as small white crystalline shapes pour from the sky, you open your window
  11349. >stick your hand out, and a snowflake falls into your palm
  11350. >it melts almost instantly, but it looked beautiful
  11351. >a frozen breeze intrudes upon your room as you close the window back
  11352.  
  11353. >you gander at your front yard
  11354. >your lawn has festive winter lights and decorations strewn about
  11355. >a car drives down the road, but it is alone in its travel
  11356.  
  11357. >you look across the street
  11358. >the lights inside your neighbors' houses are on
  11359. >you feel excitement in the air as silhouettes, both large and small move about with energy in the houses
  11360. >some of the yards across the street have kids having snowball fights
  11361. >laughing and giggling in their winter jackets
  11362. >you hear a faint, catchy, familiar melody as one of the houses is playing Christmas music
  11363.  
  11364. >it's...
  11365. >it's Christmas
  11366.  
  11367. >it makes you smile and think of the holidays when you were younger
  11368. >you feel... happy
  11369.  
  11370.  
  11371. >as you find socks to put on
  11372. >you smell something delicious
  11373.  
  11374. >you smell breakfast
  11375. >pancakes to be specific
  11376.  
  11377. >that means...
  11378.  
  11379. >your parents are home for the holidays
  11380. >they came back from their business trips
  11381.  
  11382. >you open your door and walk into the living room
  11383. >your dad, on the couch, greets you with a smile and a singular "Son."
  11384. "Morning, Dad."
  11385.  
  11386. >your mother is in the kitchen
  11387. >upon hearing Dad speak, she turns around and sees you
  11388. >"Anon! Merry Christmas!"
  11389.  
  11390. >she puts the pancake batter down and walks over to give you a hug
  11391. "Merry Christmas, Mom. I'm glad you guys are home," you say, still in the embrace
  11392. >"Oh, you know we would never miss Christmas."
  11393.  
  11394. >"Hey Anon," your dad calls from the couch. "Why don't you grab yourself a coffee and we'll watch the game?"
  11395. >you grab a cup of coffee and sit down next to your dad
  11396. >when you sit, he pats your shoulder
  11397.  
  11398. >"Hey kid, I know I told you this over the phone, but I just want you to know how proud me and your mother are of you. I know it's probably rough being here alone all of the time, but you continue to keep your grades up and do well for yourself..."
  11399. >he gives you a smirk
  11400. >not totally dissimilar to the one you give to people
  11401. >"...and I watched that game of yours against... uh, who was that team?"
  11402. "Crystal Prep?"
  11403. >"Yeah yeah, that one. Hell of a game son; you did real good."
  11404.  
  11405. >it wasn't often you got praise from your father, but when you did, you really earned it
  11406. "Thanks Dad. That means a lot."
  11407.  
  11408. >your mom speaks up from the kitchen again
  11409. >"But your grades are still more important, Anonymous!"
  11410. "I know Mom!"
  11411.  
  11412. >your dad shakes his head and laughs, "Mothers..."
  11413.  
  11414.  
  11415. >you two sit back and while you both sip on your coffee, you watch the professional football game
  11416. >watching football together was something you two did since you were young
  11417. >it felt nice to be able do it again
  11418.  
  11419. >as your mom finishes breakfast, she calls you two over to the table
  11420. >as you dine, you are asked questions about what is new in your life
  11421. >when you finish answering, you ask about their business trips
  11422.  
  11423. >when the meal is finished,
  11424. "Hey Mom, I invited Sunset over for present-opening like you asked."
  11425. >your mother speaks up with a smile
  11426. >"Good! We got her something too!"
  11427.  
  11428. >you smile real big
  11429. "That's awesome!"
  11430.  
  11431. >you go to your room to put on some decent clothes before she arrives
  11432. >as you exit your bedroom door, there is a knock at the house door
  11433.  
  11434. >your mom calls out to your dad, "She's here!"
  11435.  
  11436. >the morning was already so amazing
  11437. >the cherry on top of this entire day would be seeing Sunset and being with her
  11438.  
  11439. >you open the door and see Sunset with a winter jacket on
  11440. >her head is down and her hood is on
  11441. >she's shaking and sniffly
  11442.  
  11443. >she's got to be freezing
  11444.  
  11445. "Sunny, come on in! It's warm in here."
  11446.  
  11447. >she looks up at you with a big, warm smile, though she's indeed freezing and sniffly
  11448. >she hugs you tightly before she steps inside
  11449. >SS: "Merry Christmas, Anon."
  11450. >you put your arm around her as you close the door behind her
  11451.  
  11452. "Mom, Dad; this is Sunset."
  11453.  
  11454.  
  11455. >later that day, at her place
  11456.  
  11457. >both of you watching cartoons on her couch
  11458. >she's snuggled up to you because she said she was cold; you're so hot that you're about to sweat, but you don't have the heart to move her
  11459.  
  11460. "How do you like your beanie hat?"
  11461. >"I love it! Your mom really knows how to pick gifts!"
  11462.  
  11463. >you reach out and hold her hand
  11464. "Sunny, I was wondering if you could give me a gift.."
  11465.  
  11466. >she looks at you strangely
  11467. >"You.. you don't like your watch? I-I made sure it was a guy's watch.. I'll take it back if you don't like it.."
  11468. "No no, I love it!"
  11469.  
  11470. >her mind searches for what you mean until a sultry look spawns on her face
  11471. >she reaches for your belt
  11472. >"Oh okay, I see what you want.."
  11473.  
  11474. >you grab her hand, stopping her
  11475. "I'll totally take that... in a minute. But that's not what I meant, either."
  11476.  
  11477. >"I... don't understand."
  11478.  
  11479. >you chuckle a little bit
  11480. "Sunny remember when I told you that I don't give a shit about relationship titles?"
  11481.  
  11482. >she nods her head
  11483. >"Yeah.. you said that on homecoming night."
  11484.  
  11485. >you hold her cheek
  11486.  
  11487. >then remove your hand and look to the side in disgust
  11488.  
  11489. "You know I had this whole line set up for this, and now that I think about it; it's super cheesy. I was going to say that you becoming my girlfriend would be the best gift you could give me this Christmas... but let me try something else."
  11490.  
  11491. >her eyes widen as you say the last part and a smile starts to form
  11492.  
  11493. "I've changed my mind on the whole relationship-status thing. Sunset, I'd like you to be my girlfriend."
  11494.  
  11495.  
  11496. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  11497.  
  11498. (Years later)
  11499.  
  11500. >the air outside was cold
  11501. >the wind bit your skin as you stepped outside of your place and put on a hoodie
  11502. >it was an old hoodie, one you hadn't worn in a very long time
  11503. >but it was comfortable, which was something you needed right now
  11504.  
  11505. >you lock the door behind you and leave, going down the outside stairs
  11506. >you flip your hood up, wanting the least amount of people to see you
  11507.  
  11508. >it was dark outside; extremely dark
  11509.  
  11510. >while walking, your mind goes over your thoughts very quickly
  11511. >you had thought about doing this for the longest time
  11512. >the constant internal battle of "should I" or "should I not" plagued you
  11513.  
  11514. >so when you got the first call, you hesitated for a minute
  11515. >they wouldn't come and find you if you didn't show.. right?
  11516. >you could back out, right? Only they would know.. and they wouldn't say anything.. right?
  11517.  
  11518. >but it was too late now
  11519. >beyond everything your brain was telling you, you kept walking
  11520. >your money was already spent, there was nothing else you could do
  11521.  
  11522. >you get to your car and take a look at it again
  11523. >it was the car your parents gave you for your 18th birthday
  11524. >after you told Dad about the Camaro you drove on Homecoming, they scrounged up enough money to buy an old beater version of the same car
  11525. >it didn't even run when they gave it to you
  11526. >so after getting a part time job, you set aside all of your free time and money into fixing it up
  11527. >and soon enough, she purred right along just fine
  11528.  
  11529. >ever since then, you made upgrades and repairs to it as needed
  11530.  
  11531. >now you you barely had enough money to put gas in it
  11532.  
  11533. >your phone rings
  11534. "Hello?"
  11535. "Yeah... yeah I still want it."
  11536. "Yeah, put it in the box. I'll be there soon."
  11537.  
  11538. >you get in the car and drive off to your destination; hands slightly shaking
  11539.  
  11540.  
  11541. (nights later)
  11542.  
  11543. >you saw the sign you were looking for
  11544. >you pull into a parking space and stop the engine
  11545.  
  11546. >getting out of your prized possession car, you walk towards the establishment
  11547. >as you open the door, the warmth of the place envelopes comfort round you
  11548. >it's smaller and more homely than most bars you've been too
  11549. >not too many people inside
  11550.  
  11551. >two large men in black shirts stop you from stepping further
  11552. >"Hey buddy, got an ID?"
  11553. >you pull your wallet out and show them your ID
  11554.  
  11555. >a familiar voice rings from further inside the establishment
  11556. >"Anon? HEY, ANON! YOU MADE IT!"
  11557. >you look over to him with a grin
  11558.  
  11559. >the bouncers see you're of-age and let you in
  11560.  
  11561. "Flash, it's damn good to see you, brother."
  11562. >"Good to see you too, Anon."
  11563. >he starts the bro hug, and you hug him back
  11564.  
  11565. >"Jeez, did I just hug a bear? Bro you got ripped!"
  11566.  
  11567. >you look at yourself in your favorite long sleeved shirt from high school
  11568. >the sleeves fit a bit.. tighter.. than they did back then
  11569.  
  11570. >you look to Flash and casually shrug
  11571. "College football will do that, I guess."
  11572.  
  11573. >he motions you to follow him
  11574. >"C'mon man, let's sit at the bar."
  11575.  
  11576. >he finds two open bar stools all the way down the line
  11577. >he calls the bartender and orders two beers, then says
  11578. >"Every drink we order is on my tab."
  11579.  
  11580. "Flash, you don't have to do that. I got a couple of dollars on me; I can pay for mine."
  11581. >he shakes his head
  11582. >"No way. I have more money than I know what to do with. The least I can do is by my bro a few pints."
  11583.  
  11584. "Well, thanks. Run into any fans on the way over?"
  11585. >"Nah, not too many. This place is way out on the edge of town so I could avoid some of that. Some guy did ask for an autograph once I got here, though."
  11586.  
  11587. "Well you are in your hometown again; I'd expect more of that. Live it up, Flash; I mean that. Not everyone gets to be on a famous rock band,"
  11588. >"True that, buddy."
  11589.  
  11590. >the bartender brings the drinks
  11591.  
  11592. >Flash raises his drink
  11593. >"To the future and to still being best bros."
  11594. "Here here."
  11595. >glass clinks
  11596.  
  11597.  
  11598. "So what has Forward Flash been up to?"
  11599.  
  11600. >he rubs his temples
  11601. >"Holy shit, I haven't heard that name in years. That's just never going away, is it?"
  11602. >you man-giggle
  11603. "Not with me, it's not."
  11604.  
  11605. >"Oh well, it could be a worse nickname. Anyways, I've been good. The label keeps me busy, you know?"
  11606. "I don't know about the label, but I know about keeping busy. How's the band doing?"
  11607.  
  11608. >his eyes go wild with excitement
  11609. >"Just got off of our national tour! Album sales are through the roof! And get this: my manager called me when I got in town; they're planning a WORLD TOUR for next year!"
  11610.  
  11611. "Hell to the fucking yes, Flash."
  11612. >you offer up a fistbump, just like the ones you did in high school
  11613. >he connects
  11614.  
  11615. >Flash picks up his drink and takes a chug
  11616. >"Can you believe that it was only five years ago that we were just some band that opened up for the CHS homecoming? And now all of this??"
  11617.  
  11618. "Crazy. You know we used to play football together?"
  11619.  
  11620. >"Yep, as crazy as that seems now; me playing football."
  11621.  
  11622. >you both take a sip
  11623. >"Enough about me and the band. What are /you/ up to these days?
  11624. "School and football, my man."
  11625.  
  11626. >"Which is harder?"
  11627. "It's a mix, for sure. Work outs are so much harder than the shit we did in high school, and these are two and three-a-days. School can be pretty hard but Canterlot University takes care of it's football players more than CHS did, which says a lot. When all of that is done, I still find time to party on the weekends a little."
  11628.  
  11629. >"Anon: still keeping it real."
  11630. >you grin
  11631. "Best believe it."
  11632.  
  11633. >"You trying to go pro?"
  11634.  
  11635. >you wave your hand
  11636. "Nah. Even if they offered, I don't think I'd do it. I love football, but not THAT much. At least what I'm doing now pays for my degree. Plus, I don't want to be travelling all of the time."
  11637.  
  11638. >"Why not? Take it from the guy in a big rock band: the road can be REAL fun!"
  11639.  
  11640. "Among other reasons, too much time away from Sunset."
  11641.  
  11642.  
  11643. >"Man, every time we talk that always gets more unbelievable to hear. Who would have thought that you would be the guy to have a high school sweetheart?"
  11644. "I don't know, I certainly never saw it coming."
  11645.  
  11646. >he leans in with disbelief
  11647. >"I mean holy shit, you two are /still/ together, aren't you? Every time we talk, I still can't get over that."
  11648.  
  11649. >you look away for a moment, trying to contain your cheesy smile
  11650. "Yeah, we are."
  11651.  
  11652. >"Hey, I bet she doesn't complain too much about your new muscles, does she?"
  11653.  
  11654. >you both have a good hearty laugh
  11655. "Nope!"
  11656.  
  11657. >he raises his glass again
  11658. >"Well here's to the both of you."
  11659. >you raise yours
  11660. "Buddy, I'll drink to that."
  11661.  
  11662. >you both have a nice chug
  11663. >then he laughs a little
  11664.  
  11665. >"You'd drink to anything, Anon."
  11666. "Actually I've cut back on that."
  11667. >"Really?"
  11668. "Yeah. Apparently alcohol decreases muscle mass or something like that and Coach said that I'm too light as it is. I'll still slam some sauce every once in a while but not nearly as often as I used to."
  11669.  
  11670. >"Well good for you, man."
  11671. "Yeah. So how are them groupies?? I've heard stories, ya know... like eight at a time??"
  11672.  
  11673. >he looks a little embarrassed as he turns his head
  11674. >"Well... not /eight/.."
  11675.  
  11676.  
  11677. >you and Flash catch up on each other's lives for a few hours
  11678. >among several other discussions you share,
  11679.  
  11680. >he gives an intimate description of what it's like to be an internationally famous rock band
  11681. >and you tell him what it's like to go to college and play football on the next level
  11682.  
  11683. >late in the night, you check your watch; the same watch Sunset gave you in high school
  11684. >1:03am
  11685.  
  11686. "Shit, I gotta go."
  11687. >"Aww, man. Are you sure?"
  11688. "Yeah, there's one more thing I have to do before I head back home."
  11689.  
  11690. >you both stand up
  11691.  
  11692. >the sadness of separation hits again, as you and your friend must once again go separate ways
  11693.  
  11694. "Flash, it was good to see you again. Don't take so long to come back and visit next time."
  11695. >"You got it, Anon."
  11696.  
  11697. >a few moments are spent in silence, both of you dreading what must occur
  11698.  
  11699. "Take it easy, rocker."
  11700. >"You too, meat-head."
  11701.  
  11702. >the both of you share another brohug before you head towards the door
  11703. >"You know I'm in town for another month; we should hang out."
  11704. "You bet your ass we're hanging out before you leave. Tell you what: I'll show you what a campus party is like if you show me what a rockstar's party is like."
  11705.  
  11706. >"You got a deal, Anon."
  11707.  
  11708. >as you exit the building, the cold hits you again
  11709. >winds trying to break through your clothing to give you chills
  11710. >you hop into your car and drive off
  11711.  
  11712.  
  11713. >an hour later, you put the car in park
  11714. >turning the engine off; you just sit there for a while
  11715. >thinking
  11716.  
  11717. >the whole week, you had just been thinking
  11718.  
  11719. >glad you only had two beers with Flash; you wanted to be sober for this
  11720. >worried about the money you had just spent, you were nervous about this
  11721. >unsure about the future, you were terrified about this
  11722.  
  11723. >the decisions you had made in the weeks prior had led you up to this point
  11724.  
  11725. >you look out of your car window to take a gander of the outside
  11726. >everything was in complete stillness, and darkness
  11727. >there were no people around, but through the glass you could hear the crickets chirping away
  11728.  
  11729. >for a moment,
  11730. >you think about how much had changed since the times when you and Flash went to school together
  11731. >how different life was
  11732. >and how different you were
  11733.  
  11734. >but if you thought too long on this, you would never leave the car
  11735. >and you needed to leave the car
  11736.  
  11737. >after a minute, you look at your passenger seat; which holds two items
  11738. >one item is an old lunch box that you used in kindergarten, complete with decals of your favorite superhero all over it
  11739. >the other item was an old key, which had rusted over time
  11740. >you pick the key up, hold it in your palm, and mutter to yourself,
  11741.  
  11742. "Thanks, Joe."
  11743.  
  11744.  
  11745. >next afternoon
  11746.  
  11747. >you pull your car into a parking space
  11748. >she's in her car, waiting for you
  11749.  
  11750. >you get out of your car to see her running to you with her winter clothes on, giddy as can be
  11751. >"Anon!!"
  11752.  
  11753. >you get a cocky grin
  11754. "Hey there, Sunnybuns."
  11755.  
  11756. >she jumps into your arms and excitedly kisses you; putting both of her hands on the back of your head
  11757. >"I'm so sorry we couldn't spend any time together last weekend... I was worried about finals and I studied all night over the entire weekend."
  11758.  
  11759. "Grades come first, Sunny. How did you do?"
  11760. >she lights up again
  11761. >"All A's!"
  11762.  
  11763. >you grin while shaking your head
  11764. "I never doubted you."
  11765.  
  11766. >you set her down on her feet, only for her to embrace you
  11767. >"I missed you."
  11768.  
  11769. >you hug her back
  11770. "I missed you too."
  11771.  
  11772.  
  11773. >as you use your legs to trudge up the mountain, you use your hand to hold Sunset's
  11774. >"I can't believe I live an hour away from this place, yet I've never been here! It's so much different than Canterlot Mountain."
  11775.  
  11776. >one of her hands holds yours, other other carries a picnic basket
  11777.  
  11778. "We've been to Canterlot Mountain a couple times before, so I thought we could switch it up."
  11779. >"Why this place in particular?"
  11780.  
  11781. "Back when I lived here in Summertown, I used to hike up to Sadler's Peak a couple of times in the year."
  11782. >"Sadler's Peak? I didn't see that part of the mountain listed on the brochure.."
  11783. "That's because it's not on the brochure."
  11784.  
  11785. >the two of you approach a fork in the trail
  11786. >on the left, the trail continues
  11787. >on the right is a gate the connects two long fence lines
  11788. >the gate has a sign on the front that says, "Trespassing; DO NOT ENTER"
  11789.  
  11790. >you place a rusty key in the lock that keeps the gate closed
  11791.  
  11792. >you look to Sunset
  11793. "Do you trust me?"
  11794. >without waiting; she eagerly nods her head
  11795. >"You know that I do."
  11796.  
  11797. >she plants a quick kiss on your cheek
  11798. >then with an adventurous tone, she says, "Lead on, trailblazer!"
  11799.  
  11800. >you twist the key and the lock pops open
  11801. >you both enter and continue on the trek
  11802.  
  11803. >the conversation continues
  11804.  
  11805. >"Hey so I was thinking about what we're going to do for summer vacation this year.."
  11806.  
  11807. "Alright, what do you have in mind?"
  11808.  
  11809. >"Have you ever been to Brothens?"
  11810.  
  11811.  
  11812. "Okay, now keep your eyes closed!"
  11813. >"They're closed!"
  11814.  
  11815. >you lead her by her hand towards the spot you were looking for
  11816. >her other hand is over her eyes
  11817.  
  11818. >the air is a bit thin where the two of you are at, proving the altitude
  11819. >she takes small steps to avoid tripping on rocks and twigs
  11820. >but soon her little hiking boots are stepping on a solid surface, devoid of any pine needles or other natural obstructions
  11821. >you get behind her and guide her forward movements by directing her hips
  11822.  
  11823. "Okay; stop."
  11824.  
  11825. >she does so
  11826. >you put your arms around her from behind
  11827. >she hasn't uncovered her eyes yet
  11828. >"Can I look?"
  11829.  
  11830. "Yeah."
  11831.  
  11832. >she uncovers her eyes and opens them
  11833. >she has a quiet gasp once opens her eyes
  11834.  
  11835. >Sadler's peak was the true summit of the mountain
  11836. >a large boulder protruded from the side of said peak, safely secured into the mountain
  11837. >and if one was to stand on the flat-topped boulder, one could see several miles worth of landscape as far as one's eye could see
  11838.  
  11839. >her eyes grow wide with the sight
  11840. >"Anon... it's so beautiful."
  11841.  
  11842. >you look as well, trying to remember the last time you were here
  11843. >still holding her from behind, you put your cheek against hers
  11844. "I can see two beautiful sights from here."
  11845.  
  11846. >you feel heat rush to her cheeks from that as she snuggles closer to you
  11847.  
  11848. >you point off into the distance
  11849. "See that? That's Canterlot Mountain."
  11850. >you point to a new direction every time you list off a landmark
  11851. "Canterlot U is behind the mountain. Over there is where CHS is. That's the city part of Summertown, and right over there is Godfather's. Remember, that's place where we ate our homecoming dinner in 11th grade?"
  11852.  
  11853. >she turns to you, enamored from the sight
  11854. >"How could I forget?"
  11855.  
  11856. >she looks back into the distance
  11857. >"This place is perfect; I just can't get over how perfect this place is for our picnic."
  11858.  
  11859. >minutes later
  11860. >you open up and lay down the blanket under neath a tree behind the giant boulder
  11861. >Sunset opens up the basket and sets out the plates and food
  11862.  
  11863.  
  11864. >time goes by as you eat your food and talk to Sunset; your girlfriend
  11865. "Sunset, these chicken sandwiches are great!"
  11866. >she gives a warm loving smile
  11867. >"You know that I love making food for my all-star."
  11868. "You know how I love to eat your cooking, too."
  11869.  
  11870. >"Well you better have an appetite for when we get to your place; I'm making my homemade lasagna!"
  11871. >you raise a fist to the sky
  11872. "Hell. Yes."
  11873.  
  11874. >she talks about her classes and her friends
  11875. >then asks you about how football is going
  11876. >you still couldn't get over how adorable it was that she learned the ins and outs of football so that she could understand the sport you played
  11877. >you really got a kick out of watching her surprise your dad by explaining why his team wouldn't win the game, that one Christmas
  11878.  
  11879. >and the fact that you were lucky to have her didn't fly over your head a bit
  11880.  
  11881. >you look at the sun, about to set, and the nerves kick in again
  11882. "Gimme a second; I need to piss."
  11883.  
  11884. >you get up and walk off towards the trees, far away from Sunset's view
  11885. >after emptying your bladder, you look around
  11886. >there is something you're trying to find
  11887.  
  11888. >then you see it
  11889. >a mound of dirt with a large twig sticking out of it
  11890.  
  11891. >you move the dirt pile and the twig as well
  11892. >to reveal an old lunchbox of yours, superhero decals all over it
  11893. >you take the lunchbox and open it; removing an item from it's inside
  11894. >placing the item in your back pocket
  11895.  
  11896. >you walk back to Sunset and have her stand up
  11897. >you lead her to the boulder again
  11898.  
  11899. "I know it's cheesy as hell, but there's nothing like watching the sun set on Sadler's Peak."
  11900.  
  11901. >she looks out in wonder to the horizon; watching the giant yellow star start to turn red and sink out of sight
  11902.  
  11903.  
  11904. "I thought maybe Sunset would like to watch the sun set.."
  11905. >you turn your head away, and coax yourself
  11906. "Dammit, that was way too cheesy,"
  11907.  
  11908. >she turns around as she touches her nose to yours
  11909. >an appreciation is in her voice as she says,
  11910. >"How do you do this?"
  11911. "Do what?"
  11912.  
  11913. >"Do things like this, for me. For years, you've never failed to make me feel like I am so much more than I ever could have been. I wanted to go to college and you convinced me that I was smart enough to graduate with honors; it looks like I will, too. I thought I looked just 'good' in a dress and you convinced me that I looked amazing. I never felt like I was beautiful until I met you."
  11914.  
  11915. >she takes a minute, never leaving your eyes
  11916. >"I am so in love with you.. I don't care how cheesy this is.. I never want you to leave me."
  11917.  
  11918. >your heart skips a beat
  11919. "I love you too. I.. got you some jewelry this week."
  11920.  
  11921. >she buries her head onto your chest, like she did at the dance so many years ago
  11922. >"Anon, you know you didn't have to. I told you when we were in high school that you don't have to buy me things to make me happy. I'm happy just being with you; with being your girlfriend. You've given me more than any amount of money or jewelry could ever compare to."
  11923.  
  11924. "I, I know.. But I wanted to do this."
  11925.  
  11926. >you take a deep breath, pushing aside your insanely fast heart beat
  11927. "I couldn't imagine getting any older without you by my side, and now that we only have one semester to go before we graduate... I couldn't wait any longer. "
  11928.  
  11929. >you let go of her and take a single step away
  11930. >your breath falters as you say,
  11931.  
  11932. "So I meshed together... what little money I had.. and bought this."
  11933.  
  11934. >you shakily grab the item in your back pocket and drop to one knee
  11935. >you present the small velvet box, and open it; inside, an engagement ring with the largest diamond you could afford
  11936.  
  11937. "I love you Sunset Shimmer. Will you marry me?"
  11938.  
  11939.  
  11940. >the setting sun shines on your faces as you do this,
  11941. >while also casting a long shadow of the two of you; a silhouette of two lovers into the woods
  11942. >the biting cold in the air, if only for this moment, transforms into a sweet breeze
  11943. >you have less adrenaline in your veins when you are in a playoff game
  11944.  
  11945. >her eye lids shoot wide open as her eyes start to well up
  11946. >her hands immediately cover her mouth as she starts to pull in staggered, heavy intakes of air
  11947. >her throat moves as if it's choking
  11948.  
  11949. >her quick blinking causes tears to fall from her eyes
  11950. >but her cheeks rise in direction, indicating joy
  11951. >"An-Anon... you're going to make me cry..."
  11952.  
  11953. >the heat you're feeling and the heart-attack level pulse rate felt overwhelming
  11954. >you could swear that you were getting dizzy
  11955. >your eyes were wide open for a completely different reason
  11956.  
  11957. "Is..is that a yes...? Because I'm.. sweating bullets over here and-"
  11958.  
  11959. >she doesn't even wait for you to finish your sentence
  11960. >"YES!" she wildly squeals as she tackles you to the ground with open-armed excitement
  11961. >happily bawling out her overwhelming joy
  11962. >"YES, OF COURSE, YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!"
  11963.  
  11964. >your back lands on a leaf bed as Sunset straddles you; deeply locking her lips upon yours
  11965. >her hair falls all around your head, providing a canopy for your heads
  11966. >as she pours out her emotional joy to you; her hot, love-filled tears of pure happiness drop onto your face
  11967.  
  11968. >seconds turn into minutes before the flow of kisses stopped
  11969. >as she lay on top of you, head next to yours; she becomes silent and unmoving
  11970.  
  11971. "Sunset, babe? Do you need me to move so you can be more comfy?"
  11972.  
  11973. >she shakes her head, which is still next to your own
  11974. >"No," she whispers, still mildly choking up
  11975. >"Don't move. I just want to lay here, with you."
  11976.  
  11977. >her lungs fill up with air, then she slowly lets the air out
  11978. >"I just want to lay here so I can remember the moment you made me.. the happiest girl in the world."
  11979.  
  11980.  
  11981. >the intimate moment seemed to last a lifetime
  11982. >all of your nerves and fear turned into joy and contentment as she laid on top of you
  11983. >as you realized that Sunset would soon enough, be your wife
  11984.  
  11985. >as the sun disappeared long ago, it starts to get dark
  11986. >the two of you get up and start to pack everything up
  11987. >"Wait.. WHERE DID THE RING GO??"
  11988.  
  11989. "SHIT."
  11990. >the velvet box flew out of your hand when Sunset tackled you,
  11991. >so you two search around looking for it
  11992. >after about 10 minutes, you finally find it
  11993. "Got it!"
  11994.  
  11995. >she runs over to you
  11996. >you open the box again, and take the ring out
  11997. >she extends her hand out to you, and you put the ring on her finger
  11998. >you have a giant sigh of relief when you see that it fits perfectly
  11999.  
  12000. "I know it's not the biggest diamond.. so when I get more money, I'll buy you another one, okay?"
  12001. >she fervently shakes her head, still looking at the ring, then at you
  12002. >"I don't want another one.." she says, trying to cry again
  12003. >"This one is perfect, Anon."
  12004.  
  12005. >after another long embrace, you guide her back down the mountain;
  12006. >she arrived to Sadler's Peak as your girlfriend, and left as your fiancée
  12007.  
  12008. >you couldn't remember the last time you were this happy
  12009.  
  12010.  
  12011. >you put everything back into your car and she gets in
  12012. >you would drive her back here for her car when the weekend was over
  12013.  
  12014. >you get in, the euphoria still alive and well
  12015. >she can't help but have her hands on you and she shoots her body over and hugs you again
  12016.  
  12017. >"Anon.. can you take me somewhere before we go back to your place?"
  12018. "You tell me where and we're on our way, Sunnybuns."
  12019.  
  12020. >she sits back in her seat
  12021. >"I can't tell you where, you just have to take directions."
  12022.  
  12023. >you raise an eyebrow with excitement
  12024. "Feeling adventurous, are we?"
  12025.  
  12026. >you start the car and follow her directions
  12027. (an hour later)
  12028.  
  12029. >when she tells you to make a left, you pull into somewhere you hadn't been in a long time
  12030. >you find a place to park and you get out
  12031. >as the two of you walk, you stand in front of a building you left a lot of memories in
  12032. "You wanted to see CHS again?"
  12033.  
  12034. >"..."
  12035. "Don't worry; I don't mind. We had some good times here, didn't we?"
  12036. >"Yeah, we did. The best were with you."
  12037.  
  12038. >she holds onto your arm
  12039. >you look to her, and something is definitely on her mind
  12040. "What are you thinking about?"
  12041.  
  12042. >she looks at you with a serious and sincere face
  12043. >"Anon.. the portal is open tonight."
  12044.  
  12045. >it takes a second, but you remember her talking about it
  12046. >you turn around to see the statue in the courtyard of the school
  12047.  
  12048. >you look back at her
  12049. "Sunset.. are you saying..?"
  12050.  
  12051.  
  12052. >"Anon you've shown me so much here. I've told you about Equestria so many times, but it's been years since I've been able to go back. Either the time wasn't right, or I wasn't ready. I've thought about it for so long, but now I want to visit again.."
  12053.  
  12054. "But Sunset... why? Why leave me here now?"
  12055.  
  12056. >"No, Anon... I want you to come /with/ me."
  12057.  
  12058. "Wha.."
  12059. >"I wasn't sure about this before, but now I am. I want you to see where I /really/ grew up. I want you to meet the princesses; I want you to meet the everyone there. I want you to see how beautiful it is there."
  12060.  
  12061. "It's not like I don't want to... but Sunny.. we have our lives here. We've both worked so hard for what we have now.."
  12062.  
  12063. >"It opens back up before our winter break ends. I would never ask you to sacrifice what you have here. We'll both be back, here to stay; I promise. I don't want to stay there anyways; my place is here. With you."
  12064.  
  12065. >with loving eyes and a gentle touch, she holds your cheek
  12066. >"But before we graduate.. before we get married.. before we start a family.. I want to do something. You've shown me Summertown. I want to show you Equestria, if only for a few weeks."
  12067.  
  12068. "..."
  12069. >"But I can't go there alone, without you."
  12070.  
  12071. "..."
  12072.  
  12073. >"Will you go with me?"
  12074. "..."
  12075. >"Do you trust me?"
  12076.  
  12077. >her final question is what snapped you back to reality
  12078. "Yes."
  12079.  
  12080. >with a quiet happiness, she smiles
  12081. "Okay. As long as we're back in time; I want to do this too."
  12082. >"I promise; we'll be back in time."
  12083.  
  12084. >you think for a minute
  12085. "Let's do it."
  12086.  
  12087. >wordless, the two of you step up to the base of the statue
  12088. >you stop inches away from entering, and you grab her hand
  12089. >she looks at you, smiling,
  12090. >you smile back
  12091.  
  12092. >you're about to step in, when she stops you
  12093. >"Anon... can you carry me in?"
  12094. >without delay, you pick her up and carry her
  12095. >the same way you carried her over the years as you both conquered whatever life dealt you; together
  12096.  
  12097. >"Are you nervous?"
  12098. "Yeah... a little."
  12099.  
  12100. >"I love you."
  12101. "I love you too."
  12102.  
  12103. >then you step in; together
  12104.  
  12105. (Fin)

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