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Slice-of-sour-dough
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Salad-of-pota-to
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Sheet-of-lasa-gna
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Ro-ni-mac-ca
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Po-ny-add-mo
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Slice-of-sour-dough
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It's my sandwich, can't you see
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This sourdough's got vitamin B
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And that's all I really need
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Carbo loading, faster speed
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It's just starch and calories
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So don't forget the macaroni
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Pasta sheets and tater meets,
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Just toast a slice and stack it way up high
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Sheet-of-lasa-gna
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Ro-ni-mac-ca
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Po-ny-add-mo
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Slice-of-sour-dough
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Zesty bread, the tang of life
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Ready, set, and take a bite
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It's my chow with no disguise
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Got no spices, got no smoke
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Things to fix if close to broke
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Why pick mac or sheets when you can have both?
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Pasta sheets and tater meets,
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Just toast a slice and stack it way up high
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My oh my
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Add the wich onto the sand and
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Stick that landing, and then you will have…
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FLUTTERSHY: Rainbow, I hope you realize that this isn't sustainable for your long term health.
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RAINBOW: I mean, I'm sure there's some other vitamins in here somewhere… if I just eat enough. And you know that won't be a problem!
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FLUTTERSHY: You need something more nutrient dense too! Like alfalfa? Or flowers? I'd never feed my animals something like that.
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RAINBOW: Fluttershy, you're looking at this the wrong way. I'm no Angel. I gotta get my macros in first. And when I'm rich enough, I can sweat the small stuff.
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FLUTTERSHY: Rich enough?
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RAINBOW DASH: Yeah.
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FLUTTERSHY: How are you going to be "rich enough" on no income?
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RAINBOW DASH: Um…
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FLUTTERSHY: Look, it's not going to kill you to eat a carrot every once in a while. And they have a lower glycemic index.
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RAINBOW DASH: Doesn't a lower glycemic index mean the energy is slow?
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Sheet-of-lasa-gna
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Ro-ni-mac-ca
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Still an upgrade from the trash
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Though the spike ain't built to last
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It's the way of Rainbow Crash
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You could call it a mishap
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But when I've gotta take a nap
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I couldn't really give a feathered flap
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Pasta sheets and tater meets,
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Just toast a slice and stack it way up high
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My oh my
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Add the wich onto the sand and
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Stick that landing, and then you will have…
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Pa- sta-and-po-ta to-sand-wich-on sourdough, it's
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Pa- sta-and-po-ta to-sand-wich-on sourdough, it's
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