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>Be Anon
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>You're setting up the secret stream while Sunnybuns is asleep
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>She moved the sticky note with her passwords from the monitor to the back of the case, as if that would stop you
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"Hey, gals. Welcome back to Shimmer's Secret Cove. Shh~. I had a bit of a frustrating day, so I thought I'd play something a bit different to calm down."
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>"I'd let you release your frustration all over me."
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>"Aww, I wanted to see the cute boy scared."
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>A single, loud noise plays while an almost entirely white screen blinds the late-night viewers.
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>"AAAAAAAAA"
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>"My ears!"
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>"You could've warned a girl, Anon."
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>REAL YAKUZA USE A GAMEPAD
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"Getting a custom controller done was quite difficult, so thanks for the support, girls."
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>"Yakuza 0? I wonder what kind of sweet-talking this will have."
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>">Tfw no weeb bf"
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"Now, let's get started on a new game. This one is dear to me, as it was my first one in the series."
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"I'm gonna play on Hard 'cause Papanon didn't raise no bitch."
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>"You could be my bitch."
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"That's not happening, BugQueen042"
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>Watching the first cutscene
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>"Look at that slut's cleavage"
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>"unf"
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>"WHO HIT THAT BOY?"
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>"He looks like the kind of boy I could fix."
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>"I didn't know Anon was into fanservice too."
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>"Is beating up men your fetish, Anon?"
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>"Is that Neighponese?"
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>"This just ain't right. Bye girls."
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"I'll see you next time, ciderlover."
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>You figured the gratuitous violence might get to some of the girls, diplomacy seems to be the more common action game style because Friendship™
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>You don't see the appeal in 30 different conversation methods to get 5% extra wheat from neighboring countries
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>You haven't even gotten to the tutorial yet
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>Just finished the Brawler Tutorial
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"Damn, that was more fun than I remembered."
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>"Do you have any normal action games?"
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>"Can anyone even enjoy this?"
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>You didn't realize this would basically be the equivalent of Hatred
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>Talking with Nishiki at the Karaoke Bar
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"I'd forgotten how much talking was in this game."
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>"I could listen to that sexy baritone talk for hours."
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"Now, the Karaoke minigame in this is pretty fun. The songs are catchy too."
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>"He has the voice of an angel."
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>"Tfw no Kiryu bf"
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>"Nishiki is way hotter"
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>"Your husbando a shit"
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>"JUDGE-E-MENT"
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>About to fuck up Kuze
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>"I love a boy with tats."
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>"My pure husbando, no!"
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>"Kuze is a total DILF."
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"I can't wait until I get Beast. It's a fun style."
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>"You could go beast on me all night."
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"If you girls keep this shit up, I'm going Beast mode on Sunset while you all listen."
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>"pls"
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>"do it"
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>"no teats"
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"Good night, girls."
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>You go to sleep more frustrated than when you started the stream, in multiple ways now
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>Sunset wakes up to find two account bans for abusive content and male nudity
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>Fans on Twatter tell her to have You get an Irezumi
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>Footage is kept by the HorsESRB to rate games as AO
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