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The Misadventures Of Derpy Hooves Season 2 Episode 6

By Shroooomy
Created: 2023-11-04 22:23:47
Expiry: Never
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  1. The Misadventures Of Derpy Hooves (And Friends!)
  2.  
  3. Chapter numbers probably don't make sense. This is fine.
  4.  
  5. Season 2 Episode 6: Chastitties/Stimulation without penetration
  6.  
  7. Twilight:
  8.  
  9. > With my hooves tapping discordantly beneath me and my teats screeching along the freshly waxed, linoleum floor behind me.
  10. > I adored the fruits of my labor from all angles.
  11.  
  12. > My mind is fuzzy. And my bones yearn for rest.
  13. > But in the end, the hours of hard work was worth it.
  14. > Because until this day, the library has never looked better!
  15.  
  16. > In under twenty four hours I was able to clean, renovate and completely restyle the kitsch old library into a work of art.
  17. > An extraordinary piece of expressive and sleek interior design
  18. > No longer is the library just a drab old tree. It’s an institution of modern comfort and knowledge!
  19. > Shining hardwood floors, hoof sewn leather chairs, tasteful oil based paintings of the princesses, and shelves packed with books organized both alphabetically and by color.
  20. > I don't think the library has ever looked so cultured.
  21.  
  22. > It’s only been a month since I started sharing the library with Pinkie, Marble and Derpy.
  23. > But within that short month the seasons have changed.
  24. > My mammaries have expanded beyond what even the locals would consider conventional.
  25. > The milk situation plaguing Ponyville has worsened
  26. > And the library had suffered immeasurable damage, and undeserved neglect.
  27.  
  28. > During my clean I collected eighty eight wine bottles, a literal ton of fast food take out boxes, and the equivalent of four standard sized moving crates filled with spit layered envelopes.
  29. > With all these uniquely foul smells lingering. The library had developed the odor of a Manehattan seaside dive bar restaurant.
  30. > It pains me to admit that despite my best efforts. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scrub the nasty smell of salt and booze from the walls.
  31. > But at least I tried.
  32.  
  33. > It’s been a year since I entertained myself with a twenty four hour cleaning spree.
  34. > My mental health really appreciated the return to form
  35. > A break from the obscene and degenerate themes of the new normal cleansed my palette nicely.
  36.  
  37. > And no. As much as Marble would like to believe.
  38. > This deep clean has NOTHING to do with the fact that I haven’t slept for days due to the constant muffled screaming and crying coming from the first floor coat closet.
  39. > Marbles just being silly…
  40.  
  41. > It’s not as if whenever I close my eyes I see visions of my guilt flash through my brain!
  42. > Pictures of Taurtus’s fiery gates welcoming my eternal residency.
  43. > Milk machines runamuck, flooding Ponyville in a lake of cream
  44. > Celestia's horn aglow, casting a curse of unimaginable bodily horror upon me…
  45. > The vacant eyes of an expired filly lying dead in a closet after weeks of crying out for her mother.
  46. > Vocal chords shredded.
  47. > The pointed caps of her rib cage stabbing along the thin layer of skin wrapped around her sunken, chest and emaciated belly.
  48.  
  49. >....
  50.  
  51. > I don’t think I’ve EVER been more comfortable in my own home!
  52. > I even found Spike!
  53. > I haven't seen him in like….A month!
  54.  
  55. > Poor little guy was buried inside a ball of “Pre-licked envelopes.”
  56. > “Pre-Licked envelopes” are the brainchild of Derpy's uniquely backwards thinking.
  57. > And just like the mare herself.
  58. > A pre-licked envelope is equally stupid and disgusting as she is.
  59.  
  60. > One day, the idea of prelicking all her envelopes struck her like a madness
  61. > She believed this would increase efficiency…
  62. > So. For three hours she made thousands of these “prelicked envelopes.”
  63. > When she was finished she left all of the spit stained envelopes all across the floor for days.
  64. > Eventually, they all clumped together into giant clumps that nopony wanted to touch.
  65.  
  66. > It was only a matter of time for clumsy, distracted, love afflicted Spike to somehow manage to get himself absorbed into the center of what essentially became a giant paper mache ball of spit covered envelopes the one day nopony was home.
  67. > As far as I can ascertain. Spike was trapped living off Derpys salty spit for an entire month.
  68.  
  69. > And needless to say…He was pretty peeved when I broke him out.
  70. > I only sort-of listened to his complaints though.
  71. > He can be a bit dramatic sometimes….
  72.  
  73. > He had said that he tried to escape multiple times.
  74. > Even attempting to set the ball on fire.
  75. > But ultimately confessed that his efforts failed. Because whenever he tried to use his fire breath it would cause the spit to warm leaving him covered in drool and essentially putting out his flame.
  76.  
  77. > This got me thinking…
  78. > Maybe Derpy's cutie mark is actually a series of spit bubbles.
  79. > Because she has some really powerful saliva.
  80.  
  81. > Spike said in no uncertain terms that because of his “trauma” He was going to take his yearly vacation effective immediately.
  82. > He also told me not to contact on his vacation, because he’s going to be in Las Pegasus and doesn’t know when he’ll be back.
  83.  
  84. > As he packed his things I explained my situation and tried to convince him to stay. But he said he didn’t want anything to do with what he dubbed my: “Foal-napping-race-swap-suicide-mission.”
  85.  
  86. > It's just as well. He hasn't been helpful since getting trapped in the giant spitball anyways…
  87. > I swept the floor one last time and lit a series of blueberry scented candles.
  88. > And with that, I was finished.
  89. > After twenty four hours of straight cleaning. The library was back in order and better than ever.
  90. > I collapsed in the center of the library over my giant teats sighed
  91.  
  92. > Nothing gives me more peace of mind than a tidy space to rest my head.
  93. > Now if only I could get Slutty Pie and Muffin Brain to clean up after themselves, I won’t have to dedicate an entire day's effort into cleaning.
  94.  
  95. > That probably won't ever happen
  96. > But a mare can dream…
  97.  
  98. > Another reason I spent all day cleaning is because today is my big visit with a royal inspector.
  99. > Celestia is dispatching a high ranking bureaucrat to document the state of the town and write a progress report on me.
  100.  
  101. > I need to do everything I can to leave the inspector with the impression that I’m competent, professional and calm and not on the verge of a complete mental breakdown due to stress, sleep deprivation and guilt induced psychosis.
  102.  
  103. > Basically, I’m going to lie to her face.
  104. > It wouldn't be the worst thing I’ve done for a good grade.
  105.  
  106. >...
  107.  
  108. > Well, I would be WILLING to do a lot of things. I just never had the opportunity
  109. > I always wanted to sleep with at least one of my college professors.
  110. > It’s such a taboo and dirty little fetish of mine.
  111. > But I’m far too old for that now…
  112. > Back in college, most ponies were under the impression I had genital herpes because of a nasty rumor.
  113.  
  114. >...
  115.  
  116.  
  117. > Looking back. I feel like I missed out on a lot of fun in college.
  118. > I didn’t party
  119. > Never drank
  120. > I didn’t make friends.
  121. > I mean…I couldn’t even get laid in college!
  122. > Now I’m twenty five with no stallion friend and a pathetic amount of sexual experience
  123. > Unless you count rape and dryad sex, I’m essentially a virgin…
  124.  
  125. > Marbles tummy grumbled, breaking me from my self reflection.
  126. > I placed my hooves over my eyes and let out an annoyed groan.
  127.  
  128. “For a pony who never says a word, your stomach sure is talkative.” I snapped
  129.  
  130. > Marble wrapped her hooves across her chest which was a comically small sliver of torso between her engorged belly and long neck.
  131. > I rolled her onto her tummy while I was cleaning. But somehow, she got stuck in this new position and I’m unable to lift her back into her original sitting position.
  132.  
  133. > Now, she's laying on her stomach with her head and front legs hanging over her engorged belly.
  134. > Marble flicked her mane from her face and pointed to her stomach.
  135.  
  136. “I already told you. We’re out of food! You ate Mr. Rich's courtesy wagon, along with all my groceries half an hour ago!”
  137.  
  138. > Her stomach started to moan like the hollows of an old ship weathering a nasty storm.
  139. > Here we go again!
  140. > It’s everyday with her!
  141.  
  142. "Don’t remind me. I haven't seen Pinkie or Fluttershy in days. Which is really starting to tick me off because I sent Fluttershy to speak with Pinkie over a week ago. She was SUPPOSED to cage Pinkie as punishment for her degeneracy crimes but for SOME REASON she's been suspiciously avoiding me. You know what? So has everypony as of light.….Speaking of which. I haven’t even seen Derpy since yesterday! She’s usually here first thing in the morning trying to rub up on me while running her mouth about her favorite flavor of dirt, or whatever nonsense she rambles on about. I don’t listen to a word of drivel that little creep has to say anymore.”
  143.  
  144. > Marble nodded her head, while her stomach bubbled and hissed
  145.  
  146. "Right!? She's like a puppy! yapping and brushing against my leg like some sort of lap dog. I wouldn't be surprised if she started humping my leg one of these days."
  147.  
  148. > Marbles shot me a mean look as her gut gurgled
  149.  
  150. “I’m not taking things “too far” She’s still my friend. I just wish she wasn’t so obsessive about me. If she treated me like a normal pony instead of some “pillar of perfection” we would get along fine.”
  151.  
  152. > Marbles belly bubbled in a sassy, sizzly kind of way
  153. > I have no time for this.
  154.  
  155. “So THIS is gonna be your attitude for today? Well fine. Be like that all you want. But for the record, I'm not taking things “Too far.” And secondly. Derpy’s been delivering mail since I met her and she can barely do that right. What makes you think she would be any help finding “Best Pony?”
  156.  
  157. > The low hum of her tummy continued. It actually made a couple fair points.
  158. > But regardless, the thesis her belly was presenting is far too absurd to be taken seriously.
  159.  
  160. “Look. If Derpy had ANY involvement in the milk trade, I think she would tell me. If you haven’t noticed, she can’t keep a secret for her life. For instance, do you remember yesterday? When I asked her why Fluttershy was stealing my underwear? She may not have said a word, but I could see the truth in her eyes.”
  161.  
  162. > Marbles tummy hummed, in a questioning manner
  163.  
  164. "Isn’t it obvious? Fluttershys been stealing my underwear because she can't afford her own!”
  165.  
  166. > Marble threw her hooves of her mouth and laughed and her belly churned playfully in unison
  167.  
  168. "It makes perfect sense!" I argued, snapping my hoof to the floor.
  169.  
  170. > She kicked her back hooves and laughed harder
  171. > Her excitement was arousing her gut and causing the insides of her stomach to loudly slosh.
  172. > It sounded like a can of brothy soup being violently shaken.
  173.  
  174. “I don’t have time for this!” I barked
  175.  
  176. > I picked myself up and dragged myself, along with my tragically large teats towards the bookshelf under the stairs.
  177. > My teats folded and creased between the floor and my rump as I made my way across the room.
  178. > There's gotta be something I can organize around here while I wait for the inspector.
  179.  
  180.  
  181. > The stairs were only a couple paces away, but by the time I reached them. I was exhausted.
  182. > Unfortunately, carrying these massive things isn’t getting any easier.
  183.  
  184. > Back in college, I was quite round in the belly
  185. > My diet choices were poor and my exercise regime was non-existent
  186. > Looking back, it's a bit embarrassing how much I let myself go.
  187. > At its peak, my stomach was so large that it became exhausting just to carry across campus.
  188.  
  189. > At the height of my obesity, ponies thought I was pregnant and often asked me “When I was expecting” And “If I was carrying twins”
  190. > It was around that time I decided I should pick up daily walking and start eating somewhat healthy.
  191.  
  192. > I hated being fat.
  193. > I was slow, constantly tired and looked awful
  194. > But having these giant teats between my legs makes me miss being fat.
  195. > At least when I was fat I was happy!
  196.  
  197. > These boobs are heavy, awkward, and occasionally messy whenever they go too long without being milked.
  198. > That's one of my biggest problems with them. They’re constantly filled to the brim with milk.
  199. > And the thick vein teeming along my belly running from my heart to my bust is only getting prominent and throbbing more aggressively.
  200.  
  201. > When I did reach the bookshelf, I leaned my front hooves over the banister along the stairs to catch my breath
  202.  
  203. > "I gotta find a way to live with these things." I exhaled between heavy breaths
  204.  
  205. > grumble….
  206.  
  207. "What do you mean!? I'm fine! I just need to organize these books! I’ll get to it soon!”
  208.  
  209. > Marble rolled her eyes sarcastically and her belly followed with a fair and rational response.
  210.  
  211. “You're right…I should probably stop putting it off.” I sighed
  212.  
  213. > I hate doing this more than anything
  214. > It’s such an uncomfortable confrontation of my guilt
  215. > But it had to be done.
  216. > Because if she dies. I don’t think I could live with myself.
  217.  
  218. > I threw on a medical mask, a pair of safety glasses, rubber hoofie protectors and tied my mane in a bun.
  219.  
  220. "Okay, Twilight. You got this."
  221.  
  222. > I unlocked the closet door and there she was.
  223. > Her body wrapped in a little emaciated ball among wrinkled laundry and crumpled paper plates.
  224. > When the light peaked into the closet, her eyes started to Flutter open
  225.  
  226. "Ummm….Hey. Are you hungry or anything?" I asked
  227.  
  228. "No." She whimpered
  229.  
  230. "Are you sure? You haven't eaten in days."
  231.  
  232. > "Because whatever you give me is probably poisoned."
  233.  
  234. > "Diamond. If I wanted to kill you I would've done that a long time ago." I laughed nervously
  235. > I can't believe what I'm saying
  236. > What am I becoming?
  237.  
  238. > "My dad is going to find you. And you're going to get in big trouble."
  239.  
  240. > She's been saying that since she woke up five days ago
  241. > For the first couple days she screamed and cried for hours. And threatened me with her father's vengeance constantly.
  242. > But since yesterday I can see that her faith in being rescued was almost completely gone.
  243.  
  244. > Now she just lays amongst the laundry and sobs
  245. > The passion in her threats have simmered and her anger was gone
  246. > Her “rotten little filly” Attitude was broken
  247. > Now she's just a scared filly who wants to go home to her mom
  248. > I used to think we were the good guys
  249. > I don't like what we're becoming.
  250. > I hope I can salvage a way to make things right by the end of this….
  251.  
  252. "Diamond. You have to eat. Whatever you want, I'll get it for you." I pleaded
  253.  
  254. > Marbles belly rumbled at the sound of food
  255.  
  256. >I whipped my head from the closet and hissed at Marbles fatty frame
  257. “I’m not talking to YOU!”
  258.  
  259. > I turned back to Diamond, who was running her hoof in small circles over a silk dress which she was using as a blanket.
  260.  
  261.  
  262. "Diamond. Please…I can't let you starve." I begged, choking on a nerve induced lump settling in the pit of my throat
  263.  
  264. > She turned to me and stared for a long moment
  265. > Her eyes were red from sobbing, and her face was turning pale from being locked inside the closet for so long.
  266. > I always worry that one of these days she’ll see through my disguise because I don’t have a decent plan in place of what to do if she were to find out.
  267.  
  268. > "I want peanut butter and crackers."
  269.  
  270. > A wave of warm relief soaked my spine
  271. > Finally! She was going to eat something!
  272.  
  273. "I can do that." I nodded
  274.  
  275. > I stepped out of the doorframe and for the first time since her kidnapping, I let her exit into the lobby.
  276. > Hopefully, now that everything’s been changed she won’t be quick to notice where she is.
  277. > It was a risk letting her wander freely, especially since neither Marble or I can move.
  278. > But I can't leave her in closet forever
  279. > She looked around the room in dazed exhaustion
  280.  
  281. > “This is…This is Twilight's library.” She whimpered
  282.  
  283. > Oh no…
  284.  
  285. “Ummm….Yes. It is?”
  286.  
  287. > She hung her head and sighed
  288.  
  289. “I…Ummmm….”
  290.  
  291. > She slowly lifted her head and started me dead in the eye
  292. > Tears washed from her eyes, her nose leaking with liquid mucus
  293.  
  294. “What did you do to Twilight?” She sniffled
  295.  
  296. “S..Sorry?”
  297.  
  298. “The librarian. She used to work here…M..My dad didn’t like her very much…B…But she was nice. She always let me take a book home….She liked books.”
  299.  
  300. > She was speaking of me like I was already long dead
  301. > It was like a dagger to the heart
  302.  
  303. “I see…”
  304.  
  305. > I led her to the coffee table and she grabbed a seat by the stairs
  306.  
  307. > Thank Celestia she hasn’t recognized me
  308. > I have an uneasy feeling that if she does find out who I am, she might get the nerve to try and escape.
  309. > I went into the kitchen and grabbed a pack of salted crackers and a tub of peanut butter
  310. > I placed the food in front of her and sat beside her blocking the way to the door
  311. > She picked away at her snack sluggishly.
  312. > Her face crooked with every bite
  313. > I can only assume that this snack isn’t on par with her usual dietary standards
  314.  
  315. > "When can I go home?" She asked weakly
  316.  
  317. "Soon…Very soon.” I promised
  318.  
  319. > “I miss my mom…I…I wanna see her.”
  320.  
  321. “You will.”
  322.  
  323. > She stared up at me with her sad, dehydrated eyes
  324.  
  325. > ….
  326.  
  327. > How do ponies do this?
  328. > There’s a war happening across the Celestial Sea where ponies are dying, getting attacked and worse every day and I can barely keep myself together over this stupid mistake.
  329. > This entire experience proves that I’m not as mentally strong as I thought I was.
  330. > I’m just another empath who believes she’s stronger than the pony next to her.
  331.  
  332. > I know I can’t fix this.
  333. > But maybe I can make this experience a little easier on both of us?
  334. > I doubt being in the dark throughout all this is helping her cope in any way.
  335. > I know!
  336. > I’ll lie!
  337.  
  338. “Diamond, I need to tell you something.”
  339.  
  340. > “She pulled her eyes off the table and nodded “Yes?”
  341.  
  342. “Your dad is in danger.”
  343.  
  344. > “What!?” She cried
  345.  
  346. > She immediately exploded into tears and started screaming hysterically
  347. > Across the room, Marble had stuffed her hooves in her ears, glaring at me with the nastiest of looks.
  348.  
  349. > Me and my stupid mouth…
  350.  
  351. > I gently rested my hooves over her shoulder
  352.  
  353. “What I mean is…He sent you here for your own protection…”
  354.  
  355. > “He did?” She whimpered, and dragging her hoof beneath the arch of her snout to wipe away her watery snot
  356.  
  357. “Of course! When things smooth over, we’ll have you sent back home safe and sound!”
  358.  
  359. > I’m definitely going to Tartarus for this…
  360.  
  361. > “That kinda makes sense…” She sniffled “It wouldn’t be the first time bad ponies tried to hurt us.”
  362.  
  363. > A knock on the door
  364.  
  365. "Oh my gosh! That must be her!"
  366.  
  367. > I placed my hoof over my heart
  368.  
  369. > “Mommy!?” Diamond cheered, her ears jumping towards the sky
  370.  
  371. “No! It's my…Hoof doctor…”
  372.  
  373. > She stared at me with an empty expression, only blinking.
  374.  
  375. “I have a REALLY bad infection…” I laughed nervously
  376.  
  377. >....
  378.  
  379. > I gently removed her from her seat and began directing her back into the closet
  380.  
  381. “Just…Get back in the closet and don’t make a sound.”
  382.  
  383. > “But I don’t wanna go back in the….”
  384.  
  385. > I shoved her into the closet and locked the door
  386.  
  387. > I threw off my hostage outfit and began trotting to the door as fast as I could
  388.  
  389. > Marbles belly let out a sarcastic moan, Marble herself looked disappointed, with her narrow eyes and crossed hooves
  390.  
  391. “I’d like to see you do better!” I snapped as I galloped across the room
  392.  
  393. > Okay Twilight
  394. > Be cool
  395. > Be professional
  396. > Be a good liar!
  397.  
  398. > With a smile, I opened the door.
  399. > My heart sank immediately.
  400. > The inspectors' all too familiar face caused very unpleasant memories to resurface within me.
  401. > Basically, I’m screwed.
  402.  
  403. > "Hi, Twilight! Praise Celestia!" Raven beamed
  404.  
  405. > She closed her hooves around my neck in a big hug and started shaking me back and forth
  406.  
  407. "Hi, Raven." I replied, patting her on the back
  408.  
  409. > "It feels like FOREVER since we had an opportunity to talk.” She beamed
  410.  
  411. “Well…It’s been a couple moons since we had the time.” I chuckled awkwardly
  412.  
  413. > “Oh Twilight!” Raven laughed while sweeping my shoulder with a lackadaisical hoof “I always have time for you. Haven't you received my letters? I've been writing to you since your arrival in Ponyville. But I never get any replies. Why is that?" She asked, tilting her head, adorning a punchable puppy dog expression.
  414.  
  415. “Yeah…The postal system in Ponyville is a little funny.”
  416.  
  417. > “In what sense?” She asked, tilting her head further
  418.  
  419. “In a chaotic, unorganized…Derpy sort of sense?” I joked
  420.  
  421. > She stared at me for an uncomfortably long moment
  422. > Her piercing brown, bureaucratic eyes looked dumbfounded. Enlarged by her unconventionally thick 1.6 index spectacles perched along her snout.
  423. > Beyond her blank expression I could see the cogs in her over-analytical brain jamming.
  424.  
  425. > “What’s a derpy?” She asked with full sincerity
  426.  
  427. “Ummm…Nothing. Just a bit of Ponyville jargon!” I replied
  428.  
  429. > “Well…If the mail system is having trouble I’ll have to write a report to the princess.”
  430.  
  431. “I don’t think that's necessary. The particular situation concerning the Ponyville post office will probably work itself out.” I shrugged
  432.  
  433. > “Oh, yeah? How will it do that?” She asked batting her lashes
  434.  
  435. “I…I don’t know! It just will!”
  436.  
  437. > Raven shook her head and cackled “Oh, Twilight! You’ve always been SO unconcerned about everything!” She said ruffling my mane
  438.  
  439. “I’m actually really concerned about everything right now!” I laughed “I feel like I’m one panic attack away from an aneurysm!” I hollered
  440.  
  441. > Raven dropped a slack hoof along my shoulder “Twilight. You’ve been saying that since college. If you REALLY cared as much as you claim you do I would imagine you would’ve put some work into yourself after all these years. You should know by now that stress only makes things harder.”
  442.  
  443. “Are you implying that I don’t care because I’m emotionally invested?” I asked straight faced
  444.  
  445. > “You know exactly what I’m implying.” She jabbed while shaking her rump from side to side “You and your filthy thoughts.” She tsked “It’s a miracle you can even function with how much you obsess over your own physical pleasure you chronically masturbating, low grade, slut-pony.”
  446.  
  447. > As she wobbled her backside, the chains and locks scratched along the metal case between her thighs producing a grating, tinny sound.
  448. > Everything she does annoys me…
  449.  
  450. > “Hey! Look at her!” Raven jumped pointing at Marble
  451.  
  452. > Marble hid her face behind her hooves as Raven bolted towards her and began prodding Marbles testy tummy
  453.  
  454. > “Oh! It feels like jell-o!” Raven cheered, sinking her entire leg into Marbles fat.
  455.  
  456. > I rolled my eyes
  457. > Raven has always been a peculiar mare
  458. > Thankfully, I don't see her as much as I used to. But every time we meet she gets a tad more…Eccentric.
  459.  
  460. > For context, Raven’s been Celestia's right hoof mare since I was in college
  461. > She's loyal, attentive and cold.
  462.  
  463. > I was in college when we first met.
  464. > We were introduced because Celestia, (Being the only pony more confused about relationships than me) Had assigned Raven to be my “college mom” while I studied.
  465.  
  466. > Ravens job was to drop by my dorm a couple times a week at random to do my laundry, tuck me in, give me goodnight kisses and make sure I was “behaving”
  467. > And like any righteous, pencil pushing, by-the-books bureaucrat. Raven did exactly as she was instructed.
  468.  
  469. > We both acknowledged it was a weird arrangement. But we went along with it.
  470. > I always think its admirable when Celestia attempts to be relatable to regular ponies
  471. > But with a pony as sexually vacant as Celestia, there's always a catch.
  472. > Whenever Celestia tries to express genial warmth or understanding of relationships it's either incredibly wholesome or unethical and strange.
  473.  
  474. > Assigning Raven to be my mom while I went to college was….Strange
  475. > And unlike Raven, I can’t just shed off the experience as “just another job.”
  476. > The feeling of victimization continues even years after the surveillance, patronizing and abuse.
  477.  
  478. > I would never admit to Celestia the truth of our relationship.
  479. > But Raven was an awful mom
  480. > So bad in fact that I still haven’t met a pony who could’ve possibly performed worse in her position.
  481. > She never took my mental health seriously
  482. > She was unnecessarily cruel
  483. > A hypocrite
  484. > And she called me all sorts of nasty words.
  485.  
  486. > During my first semester in college, I told her in confidence that I was interested in dating.
  487. > She then went behind my back and told Celestia, knowing full well what the princess thinks of such “degeneracy.”
  488. > And Celestia, being the sexually retarded god she is, decided it was best if I was locked in my dorm for three continuous weeks to “Cleanse myself of lower pony urges.”
  489.  
  490. > It was all Ravens fault! And instead of trying to make amends for the ordeal she had caused. Raven went beyond anything Celestia had asked of her.
  491.  
  492. > I was inundated with reasons to not just dislike sex, but hate myself for wanting sex
  493. > Raven called me all sorts of names and told me repeatedly that I would never be a good student to Celestia with my inner demons puppeteering my uncontrolled primal desires.
  494.  
  495. > Looking back at the situation, I feel like a fool.
  496. > But for a long time. I believed her
  497. > I hated myself for being weak to my urges and as ridiculous as it sounds.
  498. > I wanted to be pure like Celestia.
  499.  
  500. > It was around that time in my life when I discovered that I really like needles….
  501. > They hurt in right places for all the correct reasons
  502. > The needles made me hurt, but it was a good sort of hurt.
  503.  
  504. > When Raven found out about my self-destructive masturbation habits she encouraged me to damage myself further.
  505. > Even going out into town to buy me needles of all shapes and sizes.
  506. > When the semester was over, I was ruined from the waist down.
  507.  
  508. > It’s strange to think about how proud I was of my own mutilation
  509. > I truly believed I was doing what Celestia wanted.
  510. > I still use needles of course, but it's less to do with purity and more to do with the pleasure in the pain.
  511.  
  512. > When my second semester began, after all the abuse and self destruction. I quickly discovered that Raven didn’t believe in a word of what she was telling me.
  513.  
  514. > Because while I was being encouraged to hate sex and mutilate my genitals. She was attending parties at the college.
  515. > My “mom” Was being passed around like a deck of cards by everypony
  516.  
  517. > I don’t know if I should thank Celestia, Luna or some other pony princess…But I was so happy when Raven got what was coming to her.
  518.  
  519. > Because after pictures of her and another stallion surfaced at a college Night Mare Night party Celestia placed her in a chastity cage indefinitely.
  520. > And apparently when her husband found out, he was furious.
  521. > Of course, this was all somehow my fault in Raven's eyes…
  522.  
  523. > After years of royally decreed abstinence, the cage slowly broke her.
  524. > With no pleasure to distract her, she became proficient with a pen and her slippery tongue.
  525. > She’s the most dangerous pony in Celestials arsenal of personal assistants.
  526.  
  527. > After she lost everything she had only one purpose left in life.
  528. > Appease Celestia at all costs.
  529.  
  530. > After five years after being locked up. She’s been a devout practicer of "Celestiaism"
  531. > A very strange belief system for her to adopt.
  532. > Not only because she spends every day by the princesses side.
  533. > But because most ponies who practice Celestiaism are some of the most degenerate ponies you could ever meet.
  534.  
  535. > Chastity has proven to be an amazing way to mold the fragile pony mind into contradiction and confusion.
  536. > I wonder if the opposite of chastity has similar results?
  537. > Like I would ever know….
  538.  
  539. > After Raven was through playing with Marble we walked to the coffee table. The chains of her cage rattled with each step.
  540.  
  541. "So…Would you like tea, or a coffee?"
  542.  
  543. > "Just water for me. You know how I feel about mind altering substances."
  544.  
  545. "Yeah…Sorry. I forgot."
  546.  
  547. > "It's no problem!" She giggled
  548.  
  549. > I brought her a glass of water and squeezed some milk from my teat into a cup
  550.  
  551. > I hate admitting it. But I’m getting used to the taste of milk.
  552.  
  553. > "You know Twilight, you really shouldn't be drinking that stuff. It pushes you further from Celestia's light."
  554.  
  555. > I pointed to the marking on my face and she nodded
  556.  
  557. "I'm sure she'll find a way to undo that nasty spell. I pray for you every day."
  558.  
  559. "Why don't you just ask her? You're with her everyday."
  560.  
  561. > "Because that's not how manifesting works, silly!"
  562.  
  563. > Of course it doesn't. That would make too much sense.
  564.  
  565. > She pulled out a pocket sized version of the Celestial tomes and muttered it to herself before drinking her water
  566.  
  567. > I don’t understand how anypony can believe in such bologna.
  568. > It’s ancient earth ponies derived completely from hearsay and practiced by ignorant, low class Earth Ponies.
  569.  
  570. > It’s puzzling how an educated mare like Raven could fall for such a bogus belief system
  571. > Especially since she spends everyday with the princess herself.
  572.  
  573. > I don't think highly of them. But Earth Ponies are the most curious ponies
  574. > They don’t think like the rest of us.
  575. > They're like an entirely different species
  576.  
  577. > When she was finished praying, she took a sip of water and pulled out her hoof sized notebook
  578.  
  579. > "So, how are things?'
  580.  
  581. "They could be better. I assume you know about the problems facing Ponyville?'
  582.  
  583. > She nodded her head agreeably
  584.  
  585. > "The milk situation is unfortunate. But the real reason I'm here is due to a recent foalnapping. Do you know anything about the incident?"
  586.  
  587. "We've been looking into it." I replied politically
  588.  
  589. > “The filly who was abducted is the daughter of a "Filthy and Spoiled Rich.” What's your relationship with these ponies?"
  590.  
  591. > She leaned over the table eagerly
  592.  
  593. "Well…They’re sorta new in town. Filthy is known by the locals as somewhat of a disruptor…"
  594.  
  595. > "Have you spoken to him after the incident?"
  596.  
  597. "Briefly. He informed me of what happened and suggested I lead an investigation."
  598.  
  599. > "And did you?"
  600.  
  601. "Well…No."
  602.  
  603. > "Why not?"
  604.  
  605. "Because we don't even know if Diamond Tiara was foal-napped. There's no evidence to suggest that she was taken against her will."
  606.  
  607. > She started to laugh
  608.  
  609. "What's so funny?'
  610.  
  611. > "There must be some sort of kink in the line of communication." She said wiping a tear from her eye "Must be that "derpy' Ponyville post office.” She jabbed “Because the information submitted to the authorities, which I obtained through Celestia. Shows signs of a definite break at the residence the night the filly went missing."
  612.  
  613. >...
  614.  
  615. "Well…I don't think we should be going on a witch hunt until all the evidence is collected. Shouldn't we be focusing on finding her rather than chasing shadows?"
  616.  
  617. > "Twilight. I have complete confidence in you."
  618.  
  619. "Thank you?'
  620.  
  621. > "But Celestia doesn't. She wants results. I came to Ponyville to get answers." She giggled
  622.  
  623. "Well, I'm telling you all I know."
  624.  
  625. > She leaped over the table, grabbed my cheek and started wiggling it side to side
  626.  
  627. > "And I believe you! Celestia never makes mistakes. She chose you as her star pupil for a reason!"
  628.  
  629. > I shoved her hoof away and she sat back down
  630.  
  631. > “Celestia wanted me to ask how you're fairing with your teats.”
  632.  
  633. “I hate them. I feel winded just walking around the library and they drag along the floor like dead weight.”
  634.  
  635. > Raven nodded and wrote what I said in her book
  636.  
  637. > "You should be used to that though, considering you've always been a bit on the fat side."
  638.  
  639. "Sure…Whatever." I said dismissively
  640.  
  641. > "The milk situation is growing worse. Do you have any suspects?"
  642.  
  643. "No. If you haven't noticed, everypony in this town has teats big enough to feed a small army."
  644.  
  645. > "That's true!" Raven laughed, "You especially!" She said pointing to my milkers
  646.  
  647. "Not funny." I grumbled
  648.  
  649. > "Oh lighten up! They're just teats!"
  650.  
  651. "I could say the same thing about your cage." I shot
  652.  
  653. > "Sure! I don't mind." She smiled "Unlike you, I’m not living with guilt! You were always something of a slut Twilight Sparkle. I wish we could have done more to curb your filthy perversions.”
  654.  
  655. > I sunk inwards and felt a wave of guilt and embarrassment
  656. > I don’t know why she still makes me feel like this
  657.  
  658. > She was the pony who slept around with all my friends while I’ve never even had a stallion friend
  659. > And I’m the one with an undisciplined sex drive!?
  660. > If I wasn’t so ashamed about my pathetic sex life I would tell her off.
  661.  
  662. > She flipped through her book and chuckled to herself
  663.  
  664. > "Celestia wanted me to inquire about a recent string of anti-pegasi sentiment boiling within Ponyville. Any thoughts?"
  665.  
  666. "These racially motivated attacks are a recent development. I've yet to look into it thoroughly."
  667.  
  668. > "This "Best Pony" Business is beginning to make headlines in Canterlot. What do you know about her?"
  669.  
  670. "Raven. I don't know." I replied with growing impatience
  671.  
  672. > She started writing in her notebook again
  673.  
  674. > "Are you concerned that this underground business may turn violent?"
  675.  
  676. "Raven…"
  677.  
  678. > "Las Pegasus had a similar problem recently with an illegal cider ring that led to the death of three ponies. I was just wondering…"
  679.  
  680. "Raven! Please! You know that I have no idea about any of this! You're just compounding all my stresses at this point! You don't think I'm not working on all of this!?"
  681.  
  682. > She closed her book
  683.  
  684. > "Sorry, Twilight." She laughed
  685.  
  686. > I shot back a big large gulp of milk
  687.  
  688. > It caused me to shiver as it ran down my throat
  689.  
  690. > I lowered the cup beneath my teats and squeezed the fat just above my nipple to allow the milk to dribble into the cup
  691.  
  692. "I feel like I'm being backed into a corner. Celestia expects me to get all this done, but the problems keep accumulating."
  693.  
  694. > "But Twilight. The princess trusts you. She never makes mistakes."
  695.  
  696. "Then what about when she put you in that cage? You can’t seriously believe that was a decision made with good judgment.”
  697.  
  698. > She went quiet for a moment
  699. > Her eyes scanned the tabletop as she considered my words.
  700.  
  701. > "It's a blessing of chastity. Because of the cage I'm like the princess herself. I have no gender or sex. I am pure."
  702.  
  703. > This is exactly why I feared using chastity cages as a means for punishment.
  704. > Ponyville is an earth Pony town.
  705. > Sexual repression causes delirium in their overly sexualised minds.
  706.  
  707. > Sociologists say that Pegasi are hierarchical and crass, Unicorns are analytical and anxious And that Earth Ponies have an overactive craving for touch.
  708.  
  709. > We all have our genetic/neurological defects
  710. > I just wish the earth ponies and Pegasi weren't victim to such a primal afflictions
  711.  
  712. > At least we unicorns are evolved
  713. > They can call us "emotionally unstable" All they want
  714. > The Pegasi are brutes and the earth ponies are touch fiends
  715.  
  716. > I would rather be a little chemically imbalanced than a slutty earth pony, or some prideful Pegasus play pet
  717.  
  718. > Raven stood up and presented me her teats
  719. > compared to the boulders resting at my sides, her teats were nothing more than swollen mosquito bites.
  720.  
  721. > How I envy her….
  722.  
  723. > "I don't understand how ponies in this town do it. I feel like having oversized teats would cause a ton of back pain." She asked
  724.  
  725. "It does." I grumbled
  726.  
  727. > "Twilight, you sound upset. What's wrong?”
  728.  
  729. “Nothing.” I said between a clenched jaw
  730.  
  731. > “You were always an awful liar, Twilight. I wish I could have done better by you.”
  732.  
  733. > These mind games makes me feel like I’m back in college
  734. > Except now, I’m smarter and I can see through all the crap
  735. > I just wish I had a spine strong enough to stand up to her.
  736.  
  737.  
  738.  
  739.  
  740.  
  741. 2 Fluttershy:
  742.  
  743. "Chastity cage!? For what!?" Pinkie yelped
  744.  
  745. > The entire restaurant turned to us and I sunk into my seat
  746.  
  747. "Pinkie. Not so loud." I whispered
  748.  
  749. > "You’re talking about imprisoning my pussy! How do you expect me to calm down!”
  750.  
  751. > Oh, brother…
  752.  
  753. > “You may as well take away my right to breathe! Or my right to eat while you’re at it!”
  754.  
  755. “Pinkie. I’m sure you can live without sleeping with anypony for a couple weeks.”
  756.  
  757. > She blew raspberries and rolled her eyes. A couple chunks of blueberry pancake hit my cheek.
  758.  
  759. > Suddenly, I felt a warmth run down my teats like syrup
  760.  
  761. > Oh no! Not again!
  762.  
  763. > As my teats started hemorrhaging milk like a leaky faucet. I sat like a statue hoping she wouldn't notice my spontaneously erupting milk tank. Or the building pleasure overcoming me as the pressure of my discharge escalated.
  764.  
  765. > “When’s the last time you got dick!? I’m telling you Fluttershy. It’s not like highschool out there!"
  766.  
  767. > That's it…Just keep talking. Pay no mind to me…
  768.  
  769. > “The ponies out there have MASSIVE Schlongs! They’re like the size of my arm!”
  770.  
  771. > I nodded my head. Not really listening as I slowly reached for my napkin
  772.  
  773. > "I know you're with Muffins now. And I respect that. But I have needs too!"
  774.  
  775. > Once the napkin was cupped under my hoof I slowly started sliding it towards me.
  776. > I wasn’t listening to a word she was saying. But I made sure to keep my eyes sealed on her lips. Occasionally nodding in agreement.
  777. > I pressed my thighs together as the pleasant feeling of an orgasmic release started to build in my nethers.
  778.  
  779. > "I used to have sex like twenty times a day! But now I’m lucky if somepony wants a blowjob!”
  780.  
  781. “That's fascinating.” I nodded
  782.  
  783. > With a flick of the wrist I swiped the napkin over my lap, then rested my hooves over my thighs
  784. > I leaned in close. And with my tummy perched along the trim of the table I carefully lowered my hooves to my thighs and began to covertly stuff my bra with the napkin.
  785.  
  786. > “It’s not like I can just go full on lesbian like you and Dash did! I still have a chance!”
  787.  
  788. “Very true!” I nodded
  789.  
  790. > I’m starting to sweat now.
  791. > Panic building
  792. > Milk unceasing
  793. > Orgasm immanent
  794.  
  795. > Keep talking Pinkie…
  796. > I don’t care what it’s about. Just. Keep. Talking
  797. > My eyes fell between my legs as I navigated my hoof under my bra
  798.  
  799. > I tried to stuff the cloth between the fabric and the breast but the bra was taut around my skin.
  800. > Not only have I been experiencing random discharge. But my teats are also expanding!
  801.  
  802. > “I guess what I’m trying to say is that telling me that I can’t have sex anymore is the equivalent of telling you to stop being shy. Could YOU live without being shy?”
  803.  
  804. > With a determined push Islipped the napkin down my brazier and folded it over my left nipple
  805. > One down. One to go
  806. > I looked up at Pinkie
  807. > Yikes!
  808.  
  809. > She stopped talking!
  810. > How long ago did she stop?
  811. > Quick! What was the last thing she said?
  812.  
  813. >....
  814.  
  815. “I think that you’re perfect just the way you are.” I hummed
  816.  
  817. > She raised her eyebrow
  818.  
  819. > “What does that have to do with anything?”
  820.  
  821. "Ummmm….Well I think a better question is, what doesn't it have to do with anything?"
  822.  
  823. > “I said that telling me to be celibate is like telling you to stop being shy. We’re you even listening!?” She screeched
  824.  
  825. “Oh! Of course! I was just thinking.” I replied, forcing myself to laugh “But I certainly hope that one day I won’t be so shy. I think there's a big difference between living without anxiety and living without sex.”
  826.  
  827. > “Not when your life depends on it!” She cried
  828.  
  829. > "I know that it isn't ideal. But I really think you should wear it." I replied, trying to act casual
  830.  
  831. "So this was your plan!? Take me out for a fancy dinner and spring this on me!"
  832.  
  833. > "Umm…Yes?"
  834.  
  835. "Who are you working for?"
  836.  
  837. > "It's super complicated. All I can say is that if you don't put this on we can both get into big trouble."
  838.  
  839. > “A chastity cage is the last thing I need! I need to get these titties at 100% production!”
  840.  
  841. “Pinkie…Can you please try and lower your voice….You’re being kind of loud.”
  842.  
  843. > "Who in the right mind thinks a chastity cage is a good punishment!? What kind of barbaric form of justice is that!?"
  844.  
  845. "Pinkie Pie, please!" You're making this harder than it needs to be! If you don't put this cage on I can get in big trouble."
  846.  
  847. > "And I'm trying to tell you that if I start wearing this cage I'LL get in a lot of trouble."
  848.  
  849. > A tapping began under the table
  850. > It sounded like rain along a porch
  851. > Or the drip of a faucet
  852. > But mostly, it sounded like my milk hitting the floor of the restaurant…
  853.  
  854. > Pinkie looked under the table
  855. > My back legs instinctively compressed together
  856.  
  857. > "Are you leaking milk?"
  858.  
  859. "Yes!" I whispered "I don't know why, but for the last couple days I can't get them to stop."
  860.  
  861. > "Maybe you're pregnant?"
  862.  
  863. "Don't be ridiculous!"
  864.  
  865. > "Maybe you should be the one in the cage!" Pinkie teased
  866.  
  867. > I grabbed Pinkies table cloth and stuffed it my opposite cup
  868.  
  869. > "Are you alright?"
  870.  
  871. "Yes! I’m perfectly fine!"
  872.  
  873. >...
  874.  
  875. > "Do you wanna take this somewhere private?"
  876.  
  877. > I nodded gingerly
  878.  
  879. > Pinkie grabbed my hoof and pulled me into the washroom and locked the door
  880. > I limped past the stalls to the sinks
  881. > My teats groaning as the pressure mounted in my factories
  882.  
  883. > When we reached the sinks I threw my bra and all the napkins on the counter then positioned my teats in front of me.
  884. > With my nipples pressed along the lip of the speckled stone counter I released my milk into two separate sinks.
  885.  
  886. >At first the milk splashed from my teats like sprinklers. But they quickly slowed to a dribble
  887. > My teats were covered in thick veins which meandered along my bust like rivers on a map
  888. > I followed the throbbing veins with my hoof.
  889. > Some would branch into two of three different veins while others were direct lines from my weary heart to my enlarged areola
  890.  
  891. > My chest has been hurting a lot recently
  892. > My doctor said that this might happen.
  893. > As I get older, my Pegasi heart will strain.
  894. > Pegasi hearts are small and pumping blood through a pony as tall as me, with teats the size of mine was taking its toll.
  895.  
  896. > All this means is that I’ll be put on more medication sooner than I expected
  897. > Yay…
  898.  
  899. > Pinkie rested her leg around my shoulder and laided her head under my neck
  900.  
  901. “You okay?” She hummed, rocking back and forth
  902.  
  903. "I think so…Thanks Pinkie."
  904.  
  905. > "It's what friends are for." She nodded
  906.  
  907. "This is so embarrassing. They've never done this before. Usually when they get full I have time to go home and milk them.”
  908.  
  909. > All this excitement has taken a lot out of me
  910. > I opened my saddle bag and took a hooful of around six anti-anxiety pills
  911. > I felt a slight chill as they kicked in. But nothing like they usually feel.
  912.  
  913. > "You seem really tense. What's wrong."
  914.  
  915. "Nothing! Just stress!" I yelped
  916.  
  917. > Pinkie pet me on the back
  918.  
  919. > “There, There Fluttershy. No need to worry. Momma Pinkie has you.” She said in a voice so calm and soft I couldn’t believe it actually Pinkie
  920.  
  921. “Momma Pinkie?”
  922.  
  923. > She nodded her head and brushed off the question
  924.  
  925. > "How are things at home?”
  926.  
  927. "Why do you ask?"
  928.  
  929. > "I don't know. You just seem…Off. Like you’re hiding something.”
  930.  
  931. > Oh no!
  932. > How does she know!?
  933. > Am I really that bad at keeping secrets?
  934. > Did I accidentally tell her when I was zoned out during appitizers?
  935. > Is she going to blackmail me?
  936. > What if she knows more than I think she knows!?
  937.  
  938. > My heart started to beat faster and the black fuzz began consuming my vision
  939. > She’s going to tell everypony!
  940. > Muffins will be made into livestock!
  941. > I’ll be buried in a lake somewhere wearing concrete horseshoes!
  942. > Me and my big mouth!
  943.  
  944. > "Fluttershy!" Pinkie snapped
  945.  
  946. "Oh…Ummmm…Yes?" I smiled
  947.  
  948. > "Talk to me! What's wrong?"
  949.  
  950. "I'm feeling very pressured right now. And I'm worried."
  951.  
  952. > "Worried about what?"
  953.  
  954. "Everything. Everypony has been acting so strange recently."
  955.  
  956. > "What about Muffins?"
  957.  
  958. "She's been difficult. I thought when I took her in it would be easy. I've never tried to help a pony who didn't want to help herself.”
  959.  
  960.  
  961. “But ummm….What do YOU think is wrong?”
  962.  
  963. > “I think you’re off your pills again and you're getting all paranoid and weird like you always do when you aren’t medicated.”
  964.  
  965. “I’m not paranoid! I’m being reasonable! You know exactly what's wrong! You just wanna make me feel stupid!”
  966.  
  967. > Pinkie rolled her eyes and picked my bag off the counter and pulled out my ant-anxieties.
  968.  
  969. “What are you doing with that?” I trembled nervously
  970.  
  971. > Pinkie studied the bottle closely
  972.  
  973. > “How many of these are you taking? It says two to four a day on the bottle.”
  974.  
  975. “Oh…I don’t know. Maybe like…Seventeen….”
  976.  
  977. > “Seventeen!?”
  978.  
  979. “Well clearly they aren’t working! I feel like a walking panic attack!”
  980.  
  981. > Pinkie opened the bottle and started shaking the pills around
  982.  
  983. > “There’s twenty left.”
  984.  
  985. “Oh no! I’m almost out! Redheart always charges me two legs for refills!”
  986.  
  987. > “You’re fine Fluttershy!” Pinkie snorted “You just need to calm down…”
  988.  
  989. “Redheart is gonna find out I’m taking more than I should and have me arrested!”
  990.  
  991. > Pinkie stuffed the opened end of the bottle in my mouth and tilted my head
  992. > I was forced to swallow all of the pills.
  993.  
  994. > Suddenly, a loud high pitched ringing grew and everything was going black
  995. > My heartbeat slowed to a crawl and my inner monologue slowly went away.
  996.  
  997. > I closed my eyes as the warm tingly sensation overcame me
  998. > No thoughts
  999. > No worry
  1000.  
  1001. > Nothing
  1002. > Nothing
  1003. > Nothing….
  1004.  
  1005. > When I opened my eyes the room started to warp and spin
  1006. > All I could hear was the buzzing of the lights l and the milk circling the drain
  1007. > I’ve never felt so calm…
  1008.  
  1009. “Thanks. I needed that.” I nodded, slightly startling myself with my own voice
  1010.  
  1011. > “Yeah. Don’t mention it.” Pinkie laughed
  1012.  
  1013. > I put my hooves over my teats and massaged them
  1014. > They’re so hard and full.
  1015. > It feels really nice when my hooves graze the pulsating veins.
  1016.  
  1017. > “Sooo…Do you wanna talk about what's bothering you now?”
  1018.  
  1019. > I nodded and placed her hoof on my teat
  1020.  
  1021. "There's no good way to put it so I'll just say it. I'm scared of losing Muffins. I'm trying so hard to make her happy, but she just thinks I'm trying to control her."
  1022.  
  1023. > "Don't be sad, Fluttershy. I'm sure she'll come around!"
  1024.  
  1025. "I hope so. Because I don't know what I'm going to do. I love her like nopony else, but it hurts. And I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up."
  1026.  
  1027. > "Fluttershy, you may not believe me. But you're one of the strongest ponies I know. You do so much for others and seeing you like this…Well…Well it makes me sad. You're the last pony I want to see unhappy."
  1028.  
  1029. "Thanks."
  1030.  
  1031. > "Don't mention it pal!"
  1032.  
  1033. > She drove her hoof through my mane and gave my head an excited scratch
  1034.  
  1035. "I still don't know what to do."
  1036.  
  1037. > "Well. When things started to fall apart with Dash and I we tried everything. But sometimes it's best for both ponies to move on."
  1038.  
  1039. "No! That's not an option!"
  1040.  
  1041. > "Is it because of her house? Because you had nothing to do with that. I think it's unfair for you to feel obligated to help a pony who doesn't want to help herself."
  1042.  
  1043. "B..But I don't think she can make it on her own!" I cried throwing my hooves over my eyes
  1044.  
  1045. > "Well. If you feel like you can still help I see no problem with it. But if there comes a time when you feel you've done all you could do and she still hasn't changed. Don't be afraid to what's right for you. You don't deserve the stress."
  1046.  
  1047. "I still don't know."
  1048.  
  1049. > "Dash and I had a lot of fun but it had to end. But look at her now! She's not drinking anymore and she's in a healthier relationship than I could ever give her."
  1050.  
  1051. "Maybe you have a point. But I still think she's worth it."
  1052.  
  1053. > "There are plenty of ponies out there who would love and appreciate you. You don't need to be unhappy."
  1054.  
  1055. > I hope Pinkie isn't right
  1056.  
  1057.  
  1058. > Pinkie stared at my tests and began playing with her empty milk pockets
  1059.  
  1060. > "I wish mine could produce milk like that." She sighed
  1061.  
  1062. > Hmmmmm….
  1063.  
  1064. "Okay….Well…Maybe I can help with that….Let's try and be a little more productive and compromise. I won't ask you why you want to produce milk, if you don't ask me why I'll get in trouble for not giving you a chastity cage."
  1065.  
  1066. > "Sounds fair." Pinkie nodded
  1067.  
  1068. "Perfect." I replied calmly
  1069.  
  1070. "I have a potion that might help you. I'll give you the potion if you put the cage on. Does that sound fair?"
  1071.  
  1072. > "I guess?"
  1073.  
  1074. > Pinkie passed me my saddle bag and I removed the potion Cloudchaser gave me
  1075. > I knew this would come in handy eventually!
  1076.  
  1077. > I guess I can add: “Distribution of prohibited potions” To my criminal record now too.
  1078.  
  1079. > I passed her the potion.
  1080. > she observed the bright pink liquid splashing along the glass
  1081.  
  1082. "I don't know where my…supplier got this. So I would be really careful."
  1083.  
  1084. > Pinkie brought the bottle to her lips and downed the entire potion in one giant gulp
  1085.  
  1086. > I really should have seen that coming
  1087.  
  1088. > "Tastes like strawberries!" She replied rubbing her tummy
  1089.  
  1090. "Okay…Now for the cage."
  1091.  
  1092. > I pulled the cage out of my bag and passed it to her
  1093.  
  1094. > She stared at the jockstrap with sad eyes
  1095.  
  1096. > "Do I HAVE to?" She whined
  1097.  
  1098. > She closed the lock and gave me the key
  1099.  
  1100. "Compromise!"
  1101.  
  1102. > "Yeah…Compromise." She sighed dragging her hoof over the front of the cage
  1103.  
  1104. > “When can I take this off?”
  1105.  
  1106. “I think a week? Maybe two?”
  1107.  
  1108. > Pinkie nodded, her eyes were focused on the cage
  1109.  
  1110. > “I think I can manage that…I mean…I’ve gone longer without sex.”
  1111.  
  1112. “That's the spirit!” I cheered
  1113.  
  1114. > “But not masturbation…” She sighed
  1115.  
  1116. > Now I feel guilty
  1117. > I knew she wouldn’t be happy with this arrangement, but there was nothing I could do
  1118. > Either I give her the cage
  1119. > Or I get thrown in jail, or the mayor has me killed for not following orders.
  1120.  
  1121. > I’m probably going to be their errand pony for the rest of my life…
  1122.  
  1123. "Well…I should get going now. I had a great time! we should do this more often!"
  1124.  
  1125. > Pinkie nodded “Yeah, It’s always fun seeing you.”
  1126.  
  1127. > I wiped my face with the table cloth and trotted out of the restaurant
  1128.  
  1129. > Now that that's settled I can run back home and deliver Muffins milk to the Spa sisters before noon.
  1130. > Then, I’ll work my shift at the bar till nine. Go home, cook Muffins dinner, try to find somepony with a sub-pump so I can drain the kitchen. Do that for an hour, have a couple panic attacks, sleep, and meet up with Twilight tomorrow and see what we’re going to do with Diamond Tiara.
  1131. > Such a full day!
  1132.  
  1133. > I've been running around like a crazy pony all week!
  1134. > Life sure has gotten interesting ever since Muffins moved in.
  1135. > I forget the last time I had any time for myself!
  1136. > I don't know if it's the stress or lack of sleep, but I'm starting to get those anxious and depressive feelings again.
  1137.  
  1138. > When ponies look me in the eye I freeze
  1139. > And I can’t shake the weight of the world off my back
  1140. > I feel nothing but a permanent sadness blanketing me.
  1141. > Pulling my aching joints to the ground as they buckle one by one under its impossible weight
  1142.  
  1143. > Anxiety hits me like haymaker at random points throughout the day.
  1144. > Thoughts of social ostracization, eternal loneliness and uselessness are starting to creep into my mind.
  1145. > I thought I was safe from my illnesses
  1146. > But I don’t think I’ll ever be cured
  1147. > I’m eternally broken
  1148.  
  1149. > For some reason my medications aren’t working like they used to
  1150. > Just a month ago, I was taking three antidepressants and three anti-anxiety pills a day.
  1151. > Now I’m shoveling hoofuls of pills down my throat everyday and I’m only feeling slightly less awful about myself.
  1152. > I hate my brain
  1153.  
  1154. > As I walked down the alley behind the restaurant, a wagon backed in from the street adjacent and blocked my path.
  1155. > Lotus and Aloe hopped from the back of the wagon and started towards me with cross eyes and patient steps
  1156.  
  1157. > "Fluttershy.” Lotus growled
  1158.  
  1159. > Oh, boy…
  1160.  
  1161. “Oh…Hi girls..I was just about to go to work. Is there somethi….”
  1162.  
  1163. > Aloe spun around and bucked my front leg like it was an apple tree
  1164.  
  1165. > She hit me directly in the knee causing my bones to shunt inwards at an unnatural angle
  1166.  
  1167. > I didn't even have time to process what happened.
  1168. > I found myself gasping and collapsed over my teats.
  1169. > My back end immediately started to slowly dip behind my teats
  1170. > I grabbed my teat with my uninjured front hoof to keep from sliding backwards
  1171.  
  1172. “Ow! What was that for!” I cried
  1173.  
  1174. > Lotus threw a rope in my mouth.
  1175. > With her hooves on each end of the rope, she tugged my lips backwards towards my ears
  1176.  
  1177. > “Get in the wagon!” Aloe ordered
  1178.  
  1179. > I shot back onto my hooves and staggered into the wagon
  1180. > Once inside, Lotus relived the rope and dropped the blinds of the wagon
  1181. >Aloe shoved me to the floor
  1182. > I laid my head along the front of the wagon, my legs were a tangled mess
  1183. > The leg Aloe had struck was already starting to swell into purple, bloody bruise
  1184.  
  1185. > Before I had time to process what had happened, Aloes hooves were belted around my neck
  1186.  
  1187. > "Who do you think you are!?" She shouted
  1188.  
  1189. "I don't know what you mean!" I gasped, trying to claw her hooves from my neck
  1190.  
  1191. > "You know exactly what we're talking about!" She replied shaking me violently
  1192.  
  1193. > “You’re dead! You hear me! Dead!”
  1194.  
  1195. “I don’t know what I did!” I stuttered
  1196.  
  1197. > “Aloe. That's enough.” Lotus warned
  1198.  
  1199. > Like a well trained dog, Aloe dropped me and returned to her sisters side
  1200.  
  1201. > Lotus pulled out a vial from her saddle bag and tossed it to me
  1202.  
  1203. > "Drink it."
  1204.  
  1205. “Why? What is it?”
  1206.  
  1207. > “Drink. It.” She hissed
  1208.  
  1209. > I drank the liquid, and immediately recognized the taste
  1210.  
  1211. > "Familiar?"
  1212.  
  1213. > I knew this taste all too well.
  1214. > It was Muffins milk.
  1215. > Sugary, sweet, and leaves your throat cold and numb
  1216.  
  1217. "This is Muffins product.”
  1218.  
  1219. > "Exactly.”
  1220.  
  1221. >....
  1222.  
  1223. “I’m sorry. But I don’t understand your problem.”
  1224.  
  1225. > “I bought this vial off a mare near the Ponyville Grand Hotel for half the price we sell it for. Who are you trading with!”
  1226.  
  1227. “I’m not trading with anypony! They must be resellers."
  1228. I replied, nursing my bloated knee.
  1229.  
  1230. > “Why would anypony sell milk for half the price they bought it for? What is the economic interest in that?”
  1231.  
  1232. > I knew what they were implying
  1233. > They tried to frame me for reselling Muffins milk before
  1234. > But I would never even think about doing such a thing
  1235.  
  1236. "Lotus, Please! I wouldn't dare go behind your backs! Honest!"
  1237.  
  1238. > "We have a deal. Muffin’s product belongs to us, and only us. You letting her milk get out into the wider market will ruin everything!"
  1239.  
  1240. "Why are you blaming me!? How do you know it's not one of YOURmares dipping into the product?"
  1241.  
  1242. > The two exchanged glances
  1243. > Lotus nodded to her sister
  1244. > It appears they never considered this as a possibility.
  1245.  
  1246. > I never liked the spa sisters.
  1247. > Their business is dirty and their "public relations" aren't friendly
  1248.  
  1249. But I always respected their tact and business smarts.
  1250. > But Muffins milk has changed everything.
  1251. > It made them rich beyond belief and they've become paranoid and rash.
  1252.  
  1253. > Aloe approached me again and shoved me into the wall roughly
  1254.  
  1255. > “Is this some sort of joke to you!?”
  1256.  
  1257. “No! I would never break our promise!” I cried
  1258.  
  1259. > "This is your last warning Fluttershy. Either you put and end to this or we will. Remember. All we need is Muffins."
  1260.  
  1261. > In an evil sort of way they were right
  1262. > I do the least amount of work at the bar
  1263. > I’m constantly questioning them
  1264. > And I act as a barrier between everypony and Muffins
  1265. > If they had it their way. Muffins would be strapped to a milking machine twenty four seven.
  1266. > I can't let that happen.
  1267.  
  1268. “Does Milky know you're harassing a fellow co owner?" I snapped "Because when she heard about this you two are going through the wringer!"
  1269.  
  1270. > “Milky?” Lotus replied in disgust “If you ever bothered to show up for work you would know we fired her five days ago.”
  1271.  
  1272. “What!? Why!? It’s her bar! You have no right to do that!”
  1273.  
  1274. > “Do you remember the day we had no product and had to make a visit to your cottage?”
  1275.  
  1276. “Muffins told me about that.” I grumbled
  1277.  
  1278. > “Milky hasn't left her office in weeks. She spends her day sitting alone in that office of hers drinking barrels of Muffins milk. So when she shambled from her office looking for a taste and their was none to be found she started getting physical with our staff. Berry Punch had to go home early because she gave her black eye and Rainy Days was concussed after Milky slammed a chair over her head.”
  1279.  
  1280. “That sounds awful!”
  1281.  
  1282. “But that's not my fault! If anything, this just proves my point! From the very beginning I told you that Muffins milk was dangerous! It's addictive and makes ponies act crazy! We need to be more responsible!”
  1283.  
  1284. > Lotus shrugged
  1285.  
  1286. > “Well, now that Milkys gone. You, Aloe and I are the last three shareholders.”
  1287.  
  1288. “Does that mean you’ll FINALLY listen to me!” I begged
  1289.  
  1290. > “No.” Lotus said coldly “Aloe and I have decided to vote you out of the shareholders council. Effective now "
  1291.  
  1292. “But you…I…Muffins and I….”
  1293.  
  1294. > This has to be some sort of sick nightmare…
  1295.  
  1296. > “We’re taking the Milk Bar in a new direction. How about we bring you back to the bar to show you all the wonderful changes we've made."
  1297.  
  1298. “I…I…I don’t know what to say…I can’t leave…But I don’t think I can stay…I’m trapped…I’m going to have to live like this forever…But I don’t know if I can…I don’t wanna do this anymore…”
  1299.  
  1300. > “Look at her!” Aloe cackled
  1301.  
  1302. > Lotus grabbed me by the scruff of the neck
  1303. > She brought our face a hoof apart
  1304. > And with a slimy smile she hissed
  1305.  
  1306. > “Welcome to the bottom of the food chain, slut.”
  1307.  
  1308. > Aloe stomped her hooves three times along the wall and the wagon began to move.
  1309.  
  1310. > Oh no…
  1311.  
  1312.  
  1313.  
  1314. 3 Derpy:
  1315.  
  1316. > I don’t know when I arrived
  1317. > I don’t know what time it is
  1318. > I don’t know….Anything.
  1319. > But I’m certain above everything that I’m an awful marefriend.
  1320.  
  1321. > Aryanne, Franz and Kyrie were attached to my teats like leeches
  1322. > Their tight lips gripping my teats as they prodded their tongues into the distended hollows of my nipples.
  1323.  
  1324. > Like most of my body, my nipples are damaged. Most likely irreparably so
  1325. > The holes in the centers of my teats have dilated to an embarrassing degree
  1326. > So much so that the mares currently attacking my teats are comfortably needling their tongues inside my teats.
  1327.  
  1328. > Their tongues pressing along the inner walls of my nipples feels amazing and causes my legs to twitch excitedly, and unintentionally.
  1329. > Along the seat of the chair a puddle of marecum has formed and dribbled into the milk at my hooves.
  1330.  
  1331. > I’ve lost complete control over my genitalia
  1332. > I cannot control when I cum, nor can I predict when I'll urinate
  1333. > The body has decided to allow itself to operate without my input.
  1334.  
  1335. > With no control over my sex, my teats or my kidneys. The only thing I can do is to try my best to coexist with my body.
  1336.  
  1337. >It's a my-body-and-mind-are-two-separate-entities kind of relationship.
  1338.  
  1339. > Between my legs, my vaginal lips are numb.
  1340. > My clitoris is deadened of the pleasure
  1341. > Producing a unique, tingling orgasm which rivals any form of pleasure I've experienced in the past.
  1342. > Though like all good things. It probably isn't healthy.
  1343.  
  1344. > Any normal pony with just one of these issues would have probably visited a doctor long ago.
  1345. > But despite the unpleasantness of my situation. I prefer keeping my insides unmolested by surgeons' hooves.
  1346.  
  1347. > The thought of sterile, stainless steel instruments probing my open chest while doctors and nurses gather around me like an attraction.
  1348. > Commenting on my indefensible diet and poorly maintained body is beyond any nightmare.
  1349.  
  1350. > No.
  1351. > Blind hope and constant, unfounded justifications for my body's degradation is the only answer to happiness now.
  1352.  
  1353. > Don’t think about it
  1354. > Just distract yourself
  1355. > Enjoy the pleasure
  1356. > Let the body do what it must.
  1357.  
  1358. > I closed my eyes and rolled my hips along the seat as a powerful orgasm ripped through my weakened, exhausted sex
  1359. > The constant wetness between my legs has rendered my vaginal lips soft and delicate. Even a simple touch will cause my external genitalia to quiver
  1360.  
  1361. > After six months of near constant stimulation my vulva has fallen to the unusual consistency of fleshy jelly.
  1362. > It melts around my hooves in a drooping mess when I touch it and smells like the sea.
  1363.  
  1364. > I rolled my bucking hips in the puddle of my juices. Soaking my slack lips and peaking clitorus into the honey-thick fluid.
  1365. > It's a pleasure only the truly damaged can experience.
  1366. > I pity the average mare. For they will never know these immodest pleasures.
  1367.  
  1368. >...
  1369.  
  1370. > Whenever I visit Coco, Aryanne and her friends sit me down in the corner of the kitchen.
  1371. > They remove all my clothes and touch me while asking me personal questions
  1372.  
  1373. > It’s a violating and disgusting experience
  1374. > After they get bored of teasing me, they start drinking from my teats.
  1375. > And for the rest of the day I remain seated in the corner like a glorified milk dispenser.
  1376. > At my hooves is a large plastic tarp to catch my milk flow.
  1377.  
  1378. > Aryanne doesn’t have a milking machine, so they package and sell the milk that drips onto the tarp.
  1379. > Their process isn’t professional like the spa ponies.
  1380. > After the tarp is buried around an inch deep in milk they roll it into a big tube
  1381. > Then, they take the rolled up tarp into the bedroom and pour all the milk into a garbage can.
  1382.  
  1383. > Only after they’ve filled three cans worth of milk I’m free to leave.
  1384. > But hardly any milk falls on the tarp because none of them can keep their lips off my body for more than five minutes.
  1385.  
  1386.  
  1387. > Across from me, Coco was sitting at the helms of a smoking sewing machine. Sweaty and sleepless
  1388. > Every time I visit she's busy making strange outfits for the Germares
  1389. > I don’t like visiting the hotel anymore.
  1390. > It’s a dirty and unhappy place.
  1391. > But I'm obligated until Coco's debt is paid.
  1392.  
  1393. > Aryanne, who I quickly learned was the leader of the odd trio. Has been selling my milk to buy all sorts of things for the outfits.
  1394. > Every hour a new item would be delivered to the hotel room
  1395. > From my seat, I watched every package travel from the door to the kitchen and onto Cocos sewing table.
  1396.  
  1397. > Whatever the Germares can’t obtain legally, they steal.
  1398.  
  1399. > I thought my milk was going to be used to pay some sort of debt?
  1400. > But I’ve been doing this everyday for hours.
  1401. > This whole situation feels like a second job.
  1402.  
  1403. > "Oh Derpy!” Aryanne moaned “You may have inferior blood, but your milk is something only the gods could produce."
  1404.  
  1405. "T…Thanks?"
  1406.  
  1407. > Aryannes hooves were stained in red paint.
  1408. > I don’t dare ask what they were up too last night…
  1409.  
  1410. > "When the deed is done. I'll have you brought back home and the three of us will be heroes! Your milk will feed an army of young and vicious earth pony super soldiers! How does that sound?"
  1411.  
  1412. "I guess…It's nice?"
  1413.  
  1414. > I still have no idea what these mares are going on about most of the time….
  1415. > It’s always “pure blood” this, “Super soldier” that…
  1416. > The only thing they talk about that sounds even a little bit fun is the Pegasi camping
  1417. > But the more I hear about it. The less interested I am in going…
  1418.  
  1419. > Aryanne laughed "You still don't understand what's going on. Do you?"
  1420.  
  1421. > I shook my head no
  1422.  
  1423. > "Perfect!" She howled
  1424. > she wrapped her sloppy lips around my teat and proceeded to suck mouthfuls of milk from my left chest teat.
  1425.  
  1426. > Franz, who was drinking from my right chest teat spoke in a lispy, broken accent and nodded in agreement.
  1427.  
  1428. > “Think of all the experiments we can conduct when we return to the Motherland!”
  1429.  
  1430. > "Yay! Experiments!" Kyrie cheered while dancing to record player blaring from the bedroom
  1431.  
  1432. > Kyrie is the youngest of the three
  1433. > I think she’s related to Aryanne, but I’m not entirely sure
  1434. > Kyrie is probably the nicest of the three, though she still calls me a “feather brain” and plucks my feathers when I’m not looking
  1435. > Aryanne and Franz never get tired of this “prank”
  1436.  
  1437. “Ex…Experiments?”
  1438.  
  1439. > “Oh, yes! Your body is a playground of scientific wonder literally oozing with potential! And since you're a Pegasi, we won't have to worry about the "ethics board" getting in my way like they always do!"
  1440.  
  1441. > Franz clamped her hooves together over my nipple and rolled it between her hooves
  1442.  
  1443. > As she squeezed harder and twisted faster, the friction became hot and started to sting
  1444.  
  1445. “Ouch! Don’t do that!” I cried shooing her away
  1446.  
  1447. > “We’ll need some sedatives.” Franz said to herself.
  1448.  
  1449. > She pulled out her pocket book and began scratching some notes
  1450.  
  1451. > I hate this place.
  1452. > I hate how mean theses ponies are
  1453. > I hate when they call me names
  1454. > I hate when they pluck my feathers
  1455.  
  1456. > But by far what I hate more than anything is how everypony feels entitled to touch my private areas.
  1457. > My teats aren’t meant for everypony. They’re supposed to be reserved for me and my special somepony.
  1458. > Not weird Germares, sketchy Spa Ponies and brutish stallions
  1459.  
  1460. > I’ve made so many mistakes recently
  1461. > I’m a very bad pony
  1462. > I don’t deserve to go to Pegasi camp…
  1463.  
  1464. > Aryanne stopped sucking. Her face froze in horror.
  1465. > Suddenly, she toppled backwards onto the floor
  1466. > Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as her legs convulsed wildly
  1467. > Blood started to gush from her nostril and ears as bubbly foam started perforating from the edges of her mouth.
  1468.  
  1469. > Franz, Kyrie and I watched her seize for about thirty seconds until her body went limp.
  1470.  
  1471. > As quickly as her fit began, her senses started to return
  1472. > Her eyes fluttered open, and she had a large grin painted over her exhausted face
  1473.  
  1474. > “Are you okay?” Kyrie asked nervously
  1475.  
  1476. > Aryanne chuckled and nodded “Yes, dear. I couldn’t be better.”
  1477.  
  1478. > Aryanne pulled herself to her hooves but staggered back and forth Pinkie Pie usually does near the end of her daily drinking binges.
  1479.  
  1480. > Kyrie and Franz jumped to her sides and held her up so she didn’t tip over again
  1481.  
  1482. > “Ary, you should rest. You’ve been drinking from the cow for hours. Her milk is not safe in large doses.” Franz warned
  1483.  
  1484. > Aryanne nodded “Yes…I suddenly feel very sick.”
  1485.  
  1486. > Kyrie and Franz helped her into the bedroom
  1487. > I’ve seen this happen a couple times with Aryanne.
  1488. > I chalk it up to over drinking.
  1489. > She latches her lips over one of my chest teats and doesn’t stop sucking.
  1490.  
  1491. > She'll drink until she either passes out or has a violent seizure.
  1492. > It’s usually then that the other two put her to bed.
  1493. > I'm always happy when she's finished because the constant suckling hurts my nipples
  1494.  
  1495. > I cleaned my teat of her spit and and sighed
  1496. > Finally, a break from the overzealous sucking
  1497. > Franz marched back into the kitchen and tugged my ear towards her
  1498.  
  1499. "Owie!"
  1500.  
  1501. > “You will be a good cow, yes?"
  1502.  
  1503. “I’m not a cow! I’m Coco’s friend!” I cried
  1504.  
  1505. > “Well, Coco owes us a lot of money so we need more milk by tomorrow. Be a good cow and make us more!" She barked
  1506.  
  1507. > Aryanne may be the leader, but Franz was the most bossy if the three
  1508.  
  1509. > Franz reminds me of a bully who hurts ponies for no reason.
  1510. > They simply enjoy seeing others in pain.
  1511. > What makes Franz extra scary, is that she’s very smart. And unlike Twilight, I don’t think Franz would have any problems seriously injuring another pony for her science.
  1512.  
  1513. "Okay, break time freak." Franz said to Coco
  1514.  
  1515. > Upon hearing this Coco collapsed her face over the table in a pool of sweat.
  1516. > After four hours of nonstop labor, she finally relieved of her duties
  1517. >...
  1518. > I hope I’m allowed to leave soon too.
  1519.  
  1520. > Franz swiped the dragon scale chainmail vest Coco was working on off the table and threw it on.
  1521.  
  1522. > She jumped in place a couple times and drove her hooves over the meticulously crafted armor.
  1523.  
  1524. > “These will serve well.” Franz said coldly
  1525.  
  1526. > “I expect more to follow soon.”
  1527.  
  1528. > Coco nodded faintly, the sleep deprivation and constant work schedule was starting to do her in.
  1529. > Franz marched back into the bedroom
  1530. > Now it was only the two of us.
  1531.  
  1532. > I always look forward to time with just Coco
  1533. > She’s a very nice pony
  1534.  
  1535. > I hopped off my chair and rested my hoof over Cocos mane.
  1536. > Even though she looked like she had been dragged through Tartarus and back she smiled when she saw me
  1537.  
  1538. "Are you okay?"
  1539.  
  1540. > "Yeah…Just tired." She yawned
  1541.  
  1542. "Why are these ponies like this?"
  1543.  
  1544. > "They'll be gone soon." She promised “They’re delusions and hate will get them killed. We just need to be patient.”
  1545.  
  1546. “I wish I understood what this is about and why they’re so mean.” I sighed
  1547.  
  1548. > "They’re blinded by revenge, patriotism and anger. So much so that they can’t even see that the mission they intend to carry out upon the princess will not end well for them. I’ve tried to warn them many times but they still won’t listen. I don’t feel comfortable contributing to this scheme. I feel like a guide to their painful, yet avoidable death.”
  1549.  
  1550. “
  1551. “I don’t understand why they hate Cadance so much. She’s really pretty. Sure the magazines write lots of stories about her. But I don’t believe them. Cadence is a princess and all princesses are nice!”
  1552.  
  1553. > Coco rubbed my leg tenderly “Muffins. Please don’t ever stop being pure. The world would be so much darker place without your light.”
  1554.  
  1555. > “Oh…Okay?”
  1556.  
  1557. > She slapped my hoof gently a couple times and smiled
  1558.  
  1559. “Well! Now that I have some time to relax. How about a little you-and-me time?"
  1560.  
  1561. "I would like that." I nodded
  1562.  
  1563. > Coco pulled herself off her chair and dragged her hooves along the tiled kitchen floor to the cupboards
  1564.  
  1565. > “I bought these just for you!” She squealed happily
  1566.  
  1567. > She trotted to the table and poured an entire box of Nightmare Night chocolate bars on the table
  1568. > I wasn't very hungry, but Coco always got really offended if I didn't eat whatever she offered so I opened the first chocolate bar and started eating
  1569.  
  1570. > My tummy groaned loudly. It was growing tired of the constant stream of junk food Coco was stuffing down my throat.
  1571.  
  1572. > “I don’t think that your tummy will ever be satisfied.” She chuckled
  1573.  
  1574. “Yeah…I never knew I could eat this much until I met you…”
  1575.  
  1576. > “I bring out the best in ponies.” She bragged
  1577.  
  1578. > I finished the chocolate bar, then grabbed another.
  1579. > Coco watched me intensely. It makes me a little self conscious when she stares at me with her half lidded eyes
  1580.  
  1581. “Are you sure you don’t want any?” I asked, offering her chocolate bar
  1582.  
  1583. > “It’s fine.” She nodded
  1584.  
  1585. > I ate six more chocolate bars as my stomach became more grumpy
  1586.  
  1587. “I don’t think I can eat anymore.” I moaned
  1588.  
  1589. > “Oh! Thats too bad. Because last night after Aryanne and her goons left, I made you an outfit!”
  1590.  
  1591. “Really!?”
  1592.  
  1593. > “Yep! But you gotta eat ten more chocolate bars if you want to see it.”
  1594.  
  1595. > I didn’t want to, but I’ve been waiting on this outfit for a week!
  1596. > I inhaled the chocolate bars as quickly as I could
  1597. > My stomach growled like an angry animal and started visibly churning.
  1598.  
  1599.  
  1600. > Coco trotted out of the room, only to return three seconds later with a brand new bra in hoof
  1601.  
  1602. > The bra was made entirely of black leather straps.
  1603. > Not a single scrap of fabric was used in the creation of this bra
  1604. > My heart sank
  1605.  
  1606. > “Try it on!” She urged
  1607.  
  1608. > I grabbed the bra and put it on
  1609.  
  1610. > It was a little tight and barely covered anything
  1611.  
  1612. > The straps made a perfectly cut square around my nipples
  1613. > The bra was useless and covered nothing important. Essentially leaving everypony to peak at my nipples if they wanted.
  1614.  
  1615. “Ummm…Coco…I really appreciate this. But isn’t it a little revealing? I don’t want anypony to see my nipples…Believe it or not…Having my naked boobs out for all to see is a bit embarrassing.”
  1616.  
  1617. > Coco grabbed a limp string hanging from the bra and pulled it tightly
  1618.  
  1619. > The straps constricted around my teats, causing milk to shoot everywhere
  1620.  
  1621. > I leaned back in my chair and orgasmed
  1622.  
  1623. > It was painful, but felt really good
  1624.  
  1625. > “Don’t be silly.” Coco giggled “You love showing them off!”
  1626.  
  1627. > I nodded in agreement as the tired orgasms shot up my spine
  1628.  
  1629. > My body is growing weak from the constant sexual stimulation
  1630. > The numbing of my marehood and breasts has now become a nauseating pleasure
  1631. > The obscene fluids pumped through my sensitive areas to the beat of my anxious heart.
  1632.  
  1633. > My sex drive is exhausted
  1634. > My marehood is a wet, swollen mess
  1635. > I feel like a puddle
  1636. > I thought that over time I would grow used to this
  1637. > But as my mare hood becomes increasingly more tender it's getting harder to ignore the sexual torture these chest teats have endowed on my buckling body.
  1638.  
  1639. > “How did that feel?” Coco teased
  1640.  
  1641. “Amazing….” I sighed
  1642.  
  1643. > Coco drove her hooves over my teats, collecting the milk dripping from my nipples
  1644.  
  1645. > She then stuck her hooves in her mouth and shuddered
  1646.  
  1647. > “So good.” She moaned
  1648.  
  1649. > I began feeling my bust for the string to loosen the leather straps
  1650. > I did not want to deal with overstimulation right now
  1651. > I want to talk to Coco.
  1652.  
  1653. > I want to tell her that I’ve been feeling really low recently
  1654. >...
  1655. > Well…Lower than I usually do…
  1656.  
  1657. > Over the past five days I’ve given Coco, Aryanne, Franz, Kyrie, Aloe, Lotus and a random stallion access to my most sensitive bits.
  1658. > I'm being milked now more than ever and my teats are starting to swell.
  1659. > The constant groping and sucking are turning my nipples bright pink and soft like sponges
  1660.  
  1661. > I feel like a slut
  1662. > I shouldn’t be letting ponies touch me like they do
  1663. > I shouldn’t let them grope and suck on my teats
  1664. > I don’t even know these ponies….
  1665. > I feel like I’m being used
  1666. > I feel dirty
  1667. > I feel like a cow
  1668.  
  1669. “Coco…I don’t think I should be doing this…Even though everypony likes my milk the way ponies are treating me makes me feel uncomfortable."
  1670.  
  1671. > “Why?”
  1672.  
  1673. “I don’t know…I feel like ponies are making decisions on what they want to do with my body. I was fine helping you, and selling my milk. But when I'm home, I'm doing the same thing. Laying in bed making milk. And when I visit you, I'm sitting in a chair producing milk or those three are sucking on my teats. I feel like a slutty cow."
  1674.  
  1675. > "What's wrong with that?"
  1676.  
  1677. "I'm not a cow. I'm a proud Pegasus pony." I replied crossing my hooves
  1678. > My stomach grumbled, my teats discharged milk and I peed a little
  1679.  
  1680. > “Muffins. Do you know how many Bits we’re making?”
  1681.  
  1682. “No. Because I never see any of the money. Regardless if I’m giving my milk to you, Aryanne or the spa ponies. All I hear about is the thousands of Bits ponies are making off MY milk. But I don't ever see any of it."
  1683.  
  1684. > Coco went quiet for a moment
  1685.  
  1686. "I offered to help you because you're my friend. But now I'm making just as much milk for these crazy Germares as I am for the spa sisters. I keep hearing about the money everypony is making, but the reality is I'm still broke. Sure, my marefriend gives me an allowance. But it's not enough! I still want to rebuild my house and live independently but I can't start rebuilding when I’m living off a fifty bit a month allowance!”
  1687.  
  1688. >...
  1689.  
  1690. > “I know it's hard. But I promise you that once my debt is paid and these outfits are finished, Aryanne will leave. And when they do, I'll take you out for a nice dinner anywhere you like."
  1691.  
  1692. "That's not the point." I grumbled
  1693.  
  1694. > "Muffins.” She laughed nervously “I think I speak for everypony when I say that we just want what's best for you. You're making lots of ponies very happy."
  1695.  
  1696. "I guess….But I want to be happy too."
  1697.  
  1698. > “Well…I think I can help you with that.”
  1699.  
  1700. > She pulled a whipped cream can out from behind her back and sprayed a dab of cream on my nose
  1701.  
  1702. “Coco, this is serious! I…I…”
  1703.  
  1704. > The cream started to tickle, so I stuck my tongue out trying to lick it
  1705.  
  1706. > I twisted and turned my head in every which direction but couldn’t get it
  1707.  
  1708. > She started to giggle and I couldn’t help but giggle along with her
  1709.  
  1710. > Suddenly, she grabbed my cheeks, licked the cream off my nose and drove her tongue into my mouth
  1711. > The cream went between our cheeks a couple times as I tried to pull away.
  1712. > She spat the entire glob of warm, watery cream in my mouth and pulled away
  1713.  
  1714. > I swallowed the whipped cream, but I wasn’t happy about it
  1715.  
  1716. “Coco! I told you we can’t do this anymore!”
  1717.  
  1718. > “Muffins, please. Not this spiel again.” She sighed
  1719.  
  1720. “I have a mare friend!…. I already cheated on her too much. And I feel awful!”
  1721.  
  1722. > “Are you still upset that she bitched at you for staying out all night last week?" She asked tightening the straps around my teats
  1723.  
  1724. “N…No…”
  1725.  
  1726. > “You shouldn’t put up with being bossed around and yelled at. You know I would never yell at you.”
  1727.  
  1728. “I know…It’s just been hard…I've been thinking… Maybe it's not my mare friends fault I feel sad…I feel like I need to be better. And being here all day eating junk food and having me teats drained isn’t going to make me a better marefriend.”
  1729.  
  1730. > Coco was silent for a long moment
  1731.  
  1732. >...
  1733.  
  1734. > A very long moment
  1735.  
  1736. “Coco?”
  1737.  
  1738. > “You’re right. I really appreciate you Muffins. But I gotta accept the fact that you aren’t mine.”
  1739.  
  1740. “Y…You aren’t mad at me, are you?”
  1741.  
  1742. > “Don’t be so hard on yourself…I’m thankful for everything you’ve done for me…Just, promise me you’ll keep yourself well fed and when this is all over I want you to visit me often. I’d hate to see that tummy angry.” She said, booping my belly button.
  1743.  
  1744. “Okay.” I blushed
  1745.  
  1746. >....
  1747.  
  1748. > “So…What now.”
  1749.  
  1750. “I don’t know…For the first time in weeks…I kinda wanna go home and see my marefriend.”
  1751.  
  1752. > Coco placed her hoof over mine
  1753.  
  1754. > “Go. While Aryanne and her thugs are distracted.”
  1755.  
  1756. “Are you sure?”
  1757.  
  1758. > “Yes. They have more than enough milk to last them till tomorrow.”
  1759.  
  1760. > I looked down at my leather bound teats
  1761.  
  1762. “I don’t think I can go out like this. Do you have anything less revealing?”
  1763.  
  1764. > “Not really. Erotic fashion is sort of my thing.” She blushed
  1765.  
  1766. “You don’t have any normal bras?”
  1767.  
  1768. > “Muffins. You’re the only pony I know who has teats on her chest. None of your bras are “normal.”
  1769.  
  1770. “Well we have to do something.”
  1771.  
  1772. > …
  1773.  
  1774. > “Well…There's always diy?” Coco suggested
  1775.  
  1776. “I think I can work with that.” I nodded
  1777.  
  1778.  
  1779.  
  1780.  
  1781. 4 Pinkie:
  1782.  
  1783. > It’s only been thirty minutes and I already feel crippled
  1784. > How am I expected to live under these conditions!
  1785. > I drank a bottle of wine as I walked down the street towards Filthy's bar.
  1786.  
  1787. > Booze never leaves me
  1788. > Booze never forces me to wear stupid chastity cages
  1789. > Booze is a good friend
  1790.  
  1791.  
  1792. > I arrived at the bar but didn't see Filthy
  1793. > He hasn't been around much to manage ever since his daughter disappeared.
  1794. > Trixie and I basically run the place ourselves for the time being.
  1795. > Of course her idea of running the bar is much different than mine.
  1796.  
  1797. > When I arrived, I walked behind the bar and turned on the milking machine
  1798. > She must have heard the machine jolt to life because immediately after flipping the switch, Trixie stumbled down the stairs.
  1799.  
  1800. > Her casing was half empty as she staggered towards the counter
  1801. > She collapsed her face on the counter
  1802.  
  1803. > "Milk, please." She slurred, signaling me with a trembling hoof pointed to the sky
  1804.  
  1805. > I grabbed the tube and stuck it where her ribcage would be if she still had one.
  1806.  
  1807. "You look exhausted, what happened to all your milk?"
  1808.  
  1809. > "Trixie has been making overtime in her bedroom. Do you have a problem with that?"
  1810.  
  1811. "Me? No. Not at all. But if Mr. Rich finds out you could get into trouble."
  1812.  
  1813. > "Trixie is aware of the consequences of her actions. Trixie doesn't care."
  1814.  
  1815. "Well…Mr. Rich was pretty explicit when he said he didn't want this place to be a brothel. Sleeping with the customers makes the bar "trashy"
  1816.  
  1817. > "Don't blame ME because you can't produce milk. Mr. Rich said you can still use your tongue and hooves. It's not my fault nopony wants to stick their junk near your filthy mouth."
  1818.  
  1819. > Here we go again…
  1820.  
  1821. "I may not be a self-cleaning bubble. But I'm not filthy! And the dirtiest thing to ever touch my lips was probably you and your sailor mouth!"
  1822.  
  1823. > Trixie gasped and threw her hoof over where heart would be…Again, if she still had one.
  1824.  
  1825. > "I've done a lot of unsavory things in my life. But unlike you I don't take pride in them!"
  1826.  
  1827. "You know what Trixie? I've always thought you were neat with your show magic and your blue sleek blue coat. But without all that you're just an egotistical, self centered narcissist!"
  1828.  
  1829. > "Well I've never met a more reprehensible, lowly sow of a pony!" Trixie shot
  1830.  
  1831. > In a stroke of perfectly timed irony, milk began streaming from one of my teats
  1832. > Seconds later, another started to leak
  1833. > Then another
  1834. > And another
  1835. > Within seconds half of my teats were producing in unison.
  1836.  
  1837. > Trixie's eyes paled, pressed along my chest in fear.
  1838. > We both stood silent in absolute disbelief.
  1839.  
  1840. "Is that…” Trixie started with a shaky, nervous tone
  1841.  
  1842. > I was equally as shocked as she was
  1843. > I watch as the milk meanders down my stomach, splitting around the base of my teats.
  1844. > Sort of like rushing water cutting sharply between rocks down a river.
  1845. > As it dribbled down my barrel, it tickled
  1846. > sending an excited chill up my back
  1847.  
  1848. > As I watched the milk putter from my boobs I noticed that it wasn’t like any milk I had ever seen before.
  1849. > As the milk oiled my stomach it began to take the consistency of vegetable oil.
  1850. > It started clinging to my tummy like a thin layer of grease
  1851. > It was both sticky and slick to the touch
  1852.  
  1853. > I dug my hoof under the folds of one of my teats and scraped a healthy amount of the buttery milk onto the tip of my hoof
  1854.  
  1855. > It was white with a tinge of yellow
  1856. > I stuck the gooey bump of milk inside my cheek and was hit with the overpowering taste of salt and sugar
  1857. > The milk stuck to my gums like putty and caused my mouth to excrete a copious amount of saliva.
  1858.  
  1859. > I’ve never tasted something so satisfying
  1860.  
  1861. > "Well I guess we're finally on an even playing field." Trixie spat
  1862.  
  1863. "I guess so." I muttered, staring at my hoof
  1864.  
  1865. > "It hardly matters." She scoffed "I'm still the most popular mare here."
  1866.  
  1867. "Fat chance! Now that I'm lactating I'll probably have twice as many customers as you!"
  1868.  
  1869. > "Don't make me laugh! You must have forgotten the sour taste you left in everyponies mouth since the party. You're worse than old news. You're used goods."
  1870.  
  1871. "Oh, Trixie! I think somepony is nervous!" I giggled, bopping her nose.
  1872.  
  1873. > Her eyes started to twitch
  1874. > Behind the her plastic exterior her milk started to bubble and boil
  1875.  
  1876. > " I propose a wager!” She cracked “Whoever attracts the most customers by the end of the day owes the BETTER mare all of her tips for the next week.”
  1877.  
  1878. "Fine!"
  1879.  
  1880. > “I knew a pony as dirty and desperate as you would be up for the challenge. From what I hear you’re pretty strapped for cash now that you’re an “untouchable.” It’s gonna be pretty hard to find customers with a reputation like yours.”
  1881.  
  1882. > I grabbed her by the ear and pulled her face over the bar
  1883. > I spread my legs and showed her the metal chastity cage digging into my hips
  1884. > At the front of the cage was a keyhole surrounded by fractal floral engravings
  1885.  
  1886. > For an item designed for physical and mental torture. The cage has an inappropriate air of style, and a strange consciousness of neo gothic design.
  1887. > I guess to keep with the theme of Celestial virgin
  1888.  
  1889. >...
  1890.  
  1891. “As you can see, I can’t have sex. But I don’t need to sleep with ponies to prove I’m better. I’m confident that after they taste my milk ALL the stallions will come running to me.”
  1892.  
  1893. > Trixie unplugged the hose from her side and tossed it to he floor
  1894.  
  1895. > “We’ll see about that.”
  1896.  
  1897. > She loped to the window and flipped the sign from closed to open
  1898. > Let the games begin….
  1899.  
  1900.  
  1901.  
  1902.  
  1903.  
  1904.  
  1905. 5 Fluttershy:
  1906.  
  1907. > It’s been a week since I visited the Milk Bar but I can already see the Spa sisters' influence bleeding from the walls of this new "Post-Milky Way" Milk Bar.
  1908.  
  1909. > The house lights were all different colors and flashing obnoxiously
  1910. > Suggestive photos of mares printed on blacklight canvas painted the walls
  1911.  
  1912. > Lotus stood across from one particular poster
  1913. > an extreme close up of a mare with her eyes rolled back as she drooled all over herself.
  1914. > Her face glowing red with sexual satisfaction.
  1915.  
  1916. > "We ordered these from Japony.. Unlike Celestia's puritanical Equestrian, us ponies from across the way embrace the beauty of the naked form."
  1917.  
  1918. > I threw my hooves around my shoulders
  1919. "Why is it so cold here?" I shivered
  1920.  
  1921. > "To encourage our customers to seek the warmth of our working mares." Aloe said proudly
  1922.  
  1923. > "Everything exists for the purpose of increasing profits.” Lotus nodded
  1924.  
  1925. > I looked to the far end of room where a stage had been constructed.
  1926.  
  1927. > Adjacent to the stage (where the jazz band used to perform) was a DJ table where local electronic music enthusiast Vinyl Scratch sat behind a mess of wires and consoles as she announced the mares coming onto the stage.
  1928.  
  1929. “I thought the market already had a strip club?” I asked Lotus
  1930.  
  1931. > Aloe and Lotus looked at each other and giggled
  1932.  
  1933. > “That old place?” Aloe chuckled “We bought it a couple weeks ago. We hired all the stripper mares to work for us.”
  1934.  
  1935. > “And now taking to the stage is Blossomforth!” Vinyl said over the PA system
  1936.  
  1937. > Blossomforth emerged from the curtains beyond the stage.
  1938. > She enthusiastically grabbed the stripper pole and threw her back leg over her head
  1939.  
  1940. > Despite going through her routine with ease, she looked exhausted
  1941.  
  1942. > Vinyl started to boom over the pa system again
  1943.  
  1944. > "Blossomforth weighs 132 pounds, And has a mild case of grounded Pegai syndrome! Giving her bones a unique flexibility and allowing her to bend anyway you like! Isn’t that right, sweetie?”
  1945.  
  1946. > Blossomforth sighed and continued contorting in her pink crotchless panties and string bikini bra
  1947.  
  1948. > “For twenty five bits you can have her for the next hour!” Vinyl chattered to the audience of milk stoned ponies.
  1949.  
  1950. > Looking around at the stripper mares sad familiar faces was making me upset
  1951.  
  1952. > I've known most of these dancers for years.
  1953. > After dancing at the strip club all night, they would all come to the Milk Bar to unwind
  1954. > Now with their business pulled from under their hooves they're trapped. Victims to the Spa sisters greed.
  1955.  
  1956. > I scanned the room and counted the mares I knew
  1957. > Blossomforth, Lemon Hearts, Carrot Top and Daisy were the most immediately recognizable mingling among the crowd of milk drunk degenerates.
  1958. > Honest mares now working for dishonest ponies.
  1959.  
  1960. > My only question is why?
  1961. > What's keeping them here?
  1962. > It's not like they're in the same position I'm in where if I leave I’ll die and my marefriend becomes enslaved to the milk business.
  1963.  
  1964. > It's safe to say that with the acquisition of the black markets two most profitable establishments. The spa ponies have now become the new kingpins of the underground.
  1965.  
  1966. > I watched Blossomforth twist her stringy body along the pole as ponies started to shout and throw random items onto the stage.
  1967.  
  1968. “This is awful! You’re humiliating these dancers! This isn't a respectable work place at all!”
  1969.  
  1970. > “Look, they could always get a real job.” Aloe spat “But the fact is, this kind of work just pays more than your typical nine to five. Ponies from all across Equestria are now visiting Ponyville to indulge!"
  1971.  
  1972. “You know that these mares would be making just as many bits at the old strip club if you didn't buy it out. And at least there they weren't forced to sleep with customers to keep their job. Or have to put up with rowdy and rude customers."
  1973.  
  1974. > “And this is why you’ll never be more than our slutty little errand pony.” Aloe said, flicking my nipple
  1975.  
  1976. > Blossomforth bowed, then walked off stage to a lonely table
  1977. > Something seemed off about her
  1978. > Her face was pale and she had dark circles under her eyes
  1979.  
  1980. > She seemed disassociated and had a cold presence
  1981. > As we approached her she opened a bottle of Muffins milk and began to sip
  1982.  
  1983. > Oh no!
  1984. > Not her too!
  1985.  
  1986. > “Great job Blossom!” Aloe said tapping her on the back
  1987.  
  1988. “Ummm….Who’s milk is that?” I stammered
  1989.  
  1990. > “Oh, this is best ponies milk. Aloe and Lotus said I can drink as much as I want if I work here.”
  1991.  
  1992. “They’re paying you with milk?”
  1993.  
  1994. > “I thought it was a raw deal too. But ever since I started drinking this “best pony” Stuff, I don’t know I ever lived without it!”
  1995.  
  1996. > So that's what's keeping them here!
  1997. > Addiction!
  1998.  
  1999. “Blossom, they’re using you! I know where this milk is coming from! If you keep drinking it it will ruin your life! You'll become horribly addicted and…"
  2000.  
  2001. > Aloe smacked me across my swollen leg
  2002.  
  2003. > “I think it’s time we get to work.”
  2004.  
  2005. > Aloe and Lotus grabbed me under my knees and pulled me to the center of the room.
  2006. > Aloe then ripped off my bra in front of everyone
  2007.  
  2008. > My teats hit the cement floor with a loud, painful smack causing the room to turn to us and stare
  2009.  
  2010. “What are you doing!?”
  2011.  
  2012. > “You’re going to satisfy every stallion in this place." Aloe ordered
  2013.  
  2014. “Satisfy!? No!...I…I can’t! I took a vow!”
  2015.  
  2016. > “We know.” Aloe said sounding exhausted
  2017.  
  2018. > “You can satisfy ponies without penetration.” Lotus nodded, digging the blade of her elbow into my teat
  2019.  
  2020. > Lotus pulled up a chair behind me and threw me backwards
  2021. > Aloe jumped on the table next to me and began to shout
  2022.  
  2023. > “Attention everypony! Fluttershy will be giving out free hoof and teat jobs for the rest of the day! Be sure to hit her up before you go!”
  2024.  
  2025. "What!?" I cried
  2026.  
  2027. > It didn't take long for a line of excited, milk drunk stallions to form in front of me
  2028.  
  2029. > "Enjoy your new position, traitor." Aloe hissed
  2030.  
  2031. > The first stallion placed his hooves on the roof of my breasts and began thrusting his penis between my cleavage.
  2032.  
  2033. “Oh…oh my….”
  2034.  
  2035.  
  2036.  
  2037. 6 Twilight:
  2038.  
  2039. > I decided to take Raven for a tour around Ponyville
  2040. > because despite all the craziness happening in MY life, the town itself is still functionally normal…
  2041. > Well, as normal as Ponyville could ever be.
  2042.  
  2043. > Raven was pointed with her notetaking the entire walk and taking record of every misdemeanor big and small
  2044. > She's trying to screw me.
  2045.  
  2046. > Raven is obnoxiously curious about the towns “Localized Teat Malformations”
  2047. > I explained to her I was conducting research on the matter since I arrived, but I was briefly retiring my investigation in Lieu of more pressing issues.
  2048. > She laughed and called me a nerd.
  2049.  
  2050. > Raven
  2051. > "When are we meeting with the mayor? Because I have a number of zoning infractions I want to bring to her attention." Raven asked with her scrunched nose buried in her notes
  2052.  
  2053. "Shortly. I was thinking maybe we could visit my friend Rarity first. She owns a boutique just down the lane!"
  2054.  
  2055. > "Why would we do that?" She asked snidely
  2056.  
  2057. > Because she's the only pony I know not suffering so strange teat-related mutation.
  2058.  
  2059. "Because…Well….Because Rarity is a pillar of the community!" I nodded
  2060.  
  2061. > "If you insist."
  2062.  
  2063. > She shoved her notebook into her front pocket and followed me down the road to the boutique.
  2064.  
  2065. > I’m relieved we haven't run into any of my friends yet
  2066. > Explaining to Raven why Fluttershy looks like a giraffe with teats the size of wagon wheels. Or why Pinkie Pie has ten nipples running down her belly, a pig snout and cloven hooves would be an uncomfortable nightmare to explain.
  2067.  
  2068. > I would hate to go down THAT rabbit hole with such a by-the-books, superficial and scrutinizing mare.
  2069.  
  2070. > But by far the worst mare to run into would be Derpy
  2071. > If Raven thinks two giant teats are obscene. I don't wanna see her reaction to a mare with four giant teats.
  2072. > And explaining how she got them would definitely land me in a pit of trouble.
  2073.  
  2074. > Thankfully, I haven't seen Derpy all day What are the chances I would see her today!?
  2075.  
  2076. > "Hi, Twilight!"
  2077.  
  2078. > I turned to my left and saw Derpy spelunking in a honeysuckle bush.
  2079. > She's wearing a milk soaked bed sheet tied around her teats, and a mane messier than a haypile. She gracelessly shoved her bloated belly and baggy boobs through the bush.
  2080.  
  2081. > I closed my eyes and sighed
  2082. > It's over….
  2083.  
  2084. > The bedsheet across her chest was covered in leaves and stained with dirt
  2085. > Her teats jiggled wildly as she walked. Hanging inches form the ground.
  2086. > The distressed bed sheet ran down the center of her teats, gripping at the areolas
  2087. > Where the fabric crimped was unfortunate.
  2088. > The fabric barely hid her areola leaving the dark gray patches pronounced and folding under her fatty teat flesh which looked dying to unfurl.
  2089.  
  2090. > It looked like an uncomfortable outfit to say the least
  2091. > But then again. Nothing about being Derpy is ideal
  2092. > She’s a lightning rod of misfortune
  2093.  
  2094. > Derpy had an excited smile as she approached
  2095. > When she finally reached us, she stopped herself inches from my face
  2096. > With her teats pressed into my ribcage she rubbed the backside my ear
  2097.  
  2098. > "Scritch, scritch, scritch!" She giggled
  2099.  
  2100. > I’m not impressed
  2101. > Ever since the party she’s been doing that
  2102. > It was funny the first time. And somehow managed to get a slight chuckled out of me the second.
  2103. > But now she does this every day we talk
  2104.  
  2105. > I made my feelings known with a long face and angry lidded eyes
  2106. > She threw her hoof into her neck and gulped
  2107.  
  2108. > “H…How are you?” She asked nervously
  2109.  
  2110. “Fine.”
  2111.  
  2112. > “Y…You aren’t mad at me?...R…Right?” She stammered
  2113.  
  2114. “Of course not.” I grumbled
  2115. > I was less upset her than I was at her impeccably awful timing
  2116.  
  2117. > I learned the hard way that being mean to Derpy makes me feel guilty
  2118. > It’s not like she knows any better
  2119. > And SOMEPONY needs to extend a kind hoof to this unfortunate mare.
  2120.  
  2121. > Derpys eye glazed beyond me and she squinted at Raven
  2122.  
  2123. > "Who's that?"
  2124.  
  2125. > “This is Raven. She’s here on behalf of Celestia to inspect the town.”
  2126.  
  2127. > The two mares shook hooves
  2128.  
  2129. > “Nice to meet you. Praise Celestia.”
  2130.  
  2131. “Ummm…Yeah….Sure?”
  2132.  
  2133. > Derpy faced me with uncertainty
  2134.  
  2135. > “Have you seen Fluttershy?” Derpy asked
  2136.  
  2137. “I haven’t.”
  2138.  
  2139. > Out of nowhere, Raven grabbed Derpy by the teats and and tugged them, nearly ripping the bedsheet from the ill mares shoulders
  2140. > Milk started pouring from Derpys teats all over Ravens hooves
  2141. > Raven didn't pay her soaking hooves a second thought
  2142. > Instead, she started fawning over Deroy like a she was a celebrity crush
  2143.  
  2144. > “Look at these!" She squealed
  2145.  
  2146. > “Ummm….Yeah…D…Do you like them?” Derpy asked
  2147.  
  2148. > “I’ve never seen a pony with teats on her chest before! They’re really squishy and warm. Do you have some sort of genetic disorder? Or was this the cause of some sort of freak magic accident.”
  2149.  
  2150. > “G…Genetic disorder?” Derpy asked nervously
  2151.  
  2152. > “Oh, Celestia!” Raven gushed “Those eyes! The stutter! The physical deformations! The emptiness behind your dullard eyes! You must be rolling in government dough!”
  2153.  
  2154. > Raven was now gripping Derpys teats so tightly her nipples were snapping from the fold in her “bedsheet bra”
  2155.  
  2156. > Derpys teats were smashed between her and Raven, who was quickly encroaching on Derpy's personal space with extreme prejudice.
  2157.  
  2158. > “I…I don’t know?” Derpy replied, slowly cocking her neck back and away from the excited beaurocrat
  2159.  
  2160. > “You know, I helped in writing the “Disabled Ponies Act.” A bill designed to help ponies just like you!”
  2161.  
  2162. > “Ummm….Thanks?”
  2163.  
  2164. > “Don’t mention it. I’ve always been a selfless pony.” Raven replied, accepting her unearned virtue with a tone reeking of upper class elitism
  2165.  
  2166. > Raven then carelessly released Derpys breasts causing Derpy's teats to violently hit the ground.
  2167.  
  2168. > This sudden force resulted in Derpys front end to succumb to the immense weight of her own teats.
  2169. > Her rear end cracked upwards. Her face became buried in her breasts, and her rump was hanging in the air as her wings and legs kicked in a panic
  2170.  
  2171. > “I haven’t checked in on social services in a while.” Raven said “But I can only imagine the heap of money you squeeze out of the bureau with your…What's the political term they use for your type nowadays? Defects? Mental sickness? When we were writing the bill we just called you all cripples.” Raven chuckled
  2172.  
  2173. > I don’t know what was more exciting for Raven
  2174. > The fact that standing before her was a mare with four perpetually leaking teats
  2175. > Or the tax exempt status Derpy would be receiving if Derpy actually knew about taxes
  2176. > I’m glad Derpy doesn’t take disability pay because all of the disability programs, (besides the ones written by Celestia herself) are corrupt pieces of legislation spearheaded by ponies looking for bonuses.
  2177.  
  2178. > If these bills were actually helpful, Derpy would have gotten her vision fixed long ago.
  2179. > I grabbed Derpy by her back leg and gently returned her hooves to the ground
  2180.  
  2181. “Derpy isn’t any of those nasty things. And she doesn’t use any of your corrupt programs because she’s a strong, independent mare.”
  2182.  
  2183. > “She is?” Raven asked raising an eyebrow
  2184. > “I am?” Derpy asked rubbing her forehead
  2185.  
  2186. > I dislike Derpy for many reasons
  2187. > She’s messy, clingy, creepy, annoying, emotionally unstable, immature, obsessive and very smelly
  2188. > But I won’t let her be bullied by Raven the same way bullied me back in college.
  2189.  
  2190.  
  2191. “Derpy may be a lot of things. But she’s my friend and I would appreciate it if you spoke to her with the respect she deserves.”
  2192.  
  2193. > Derpys eyes dilated to an ungodly size and started sparkling
  2194. > Derpy then jumped to my side and clung her hooves around my barrel
  2195. > She squeezed me so tight that she pressed all the air from my lungs
  2196. > As she squeezed, she brushed her cheek along my belly adorning a toothy grin stretching from ear to ear
  2197.  
  2198.  
  2199.  
  2200. > Raven started scratching at the dirt under her hoof, clearly frustrated but without a way to vent that would make her look like a villain
  2201.  
  2202. > “Well I….You….”
  2203.  
  2204. > It was satisfying seeing Raven buckle
  2205. > I feel like I’ve just taken her down a peg
  2206.  
  2207. > I turned to Derpy, who was too immersed in hugging to realize that she was latched onto me for an inappropriately long time.
  2208.  
  2209. “Okay, you can get off me now.”
  2210.  
  2211. > Derpy did as she was told and nodded feverishly
  2212.  
  2213. > I’ve never seen her so happy
  2214.  
  2215. > “Wow Twilight! Nopony has ever stood up for me like that before.”
  2216.  
  2217. “Don’t mention it.”
  2218.  
  2219. > “I…I…I’m happy we’re friends too." She peeped with wet eyes and a wiggling smile
  2220.  
  2221. > OhgodIhopeshedoesn’tstartcrying
  2222.  
  2223. > “How do you and Twilight know each other anyways?" Raven snapped
  2224.  
  2225. > "Oh!” Derpy beamed, “Twilight and I are really close….Like BFF close…We're practically married!"
  2226.  
  2227. "Derpy!" I spat
  2228.  
  2229. > "Twilight, you devil. Still a little tart I see." Raven snickered
  2230.  
  2231. > Oh great! Here we go again!
  2232.  
  2233. "We are NOT lovers. She’s just a friend."
  2234.  
  2235. > "A very close friend." Derpy added, craning her neck towards me
  2236.  
  2237. "Sure." I grumbled
  2238.  
  2239. > "Intimate friend?" Derpy continued, extending her neck inches from my face
  2240.  
  2241. “Derpy!”
  2242.  
  2243. > Derpy's neck recoiled into her chest, initially she looked startled, but then she started to laugh
  2244.  
  2245. > "Twilight! You can't give a mare chest breasts and not be BFF's!" She chuckled, wrapping her wing around her mouth
  2246.  
  2247. > "Wait. YOU gave her these ghastly things?" Raven asked, pulling out her notebook.
  2248.  
  2249. > Ohshitohshitohshit!
  2250.  
  2251. "No! I mean. Yes….But it was an accident!"
  2252.  
  2253. > Derpy tilted her head down and began jiggling her chest teats in a curious sort of way in her hooves as Raven started excitedly scribbling in her notebook.
  2254.  
  2255. > That's it
  2256. > I'm doomed
  2257. > Celestia is going to read about me giving random ponies "chest tests" And my reputation will be ruined
  2258. > I should just lock myself up now and save the courts the trouble.
  2259.  
  2260. > "You know…They aren't THAT bad.” Derpy said with an unusually thoughtful expression “Twilight was just trying to be nice. Twilight is a very nice pony."
  2261.  
  2262. > Raven stopped writing and was starting to look annoyed
  2263.  
  2264. > "Before Twilight came to town I was bullied a lot by a mare named Cloudchaser. But now that we're friends, I don't get bullied nearly as much."
  2265.  
  2266. > I couldn't help but smile
  2267. > I raised my neck confidently as Raven's eyes jumped between the two of us
  2268.  
  2269. > On the outside, I was stoic but internally I was overjoyed
  2270. > Derpy just saved me from serious trouble and she didn't even realize it
  2271. > I owe this mare a muffin.
  2272.  
  2273. > Raven, realizing she didn't have a case against me, ripped the note from her book and tossed it on the ground.
  2274.  
  2275. "So, Derpy. What else would you like to tell Raven about our relationship?" I asked slyly
  2276.  
  2277. > Derpy started laughing again, now with both wings in front of her face as her nose wrinkled and tongue peaked from the corner of mouth
  2278.  
  2279. > "What isn't there to say!? Twilight is the best friend a pony could have!"
  2280.  
  2281. > "Okay, I get it." Raven grumbled
  2282.  
  2283. > "If there was like…A princess of friendship! I would nominate Twilight!"
  2284.  
  2285. > "That's enough..."
  2286.  
  2287. > "Twilight has never done anything wrong! She is the smartest, prettiest, most amazing pony ever!"
  2288.  
  2289. > Normally I would find this extremely creepy, but since it's at the expense of Raven and it's making me look good. I'll let her go."
  2290.  
  2291. > If I ever get in trouble with the law, I know who to call to defend my reputation
  2292.  
  2293.  
  2294. > Rarity screaming hysterically down the lane
  2295.  
  2296. > “This is the worst possible thing to ever happen!”
  2297.  
  2298. "What happened, Rarity?"
  2299.  
  2300. > “some hooligans broke into my shop!" The dramatic announced both to us and any unfortunate pony within a two mile radius of her shrieking.
  2301.  
  2302. > I looked over at Raven who was eager to write, her smug smile cloaked in the shadow of her dreaded notebook
  2303.  
  2304. > When Rarity joined us she laid her hoof on my shoulder. And hyperventilation due to exhaustion.
  2305.  
  2306. > Rarity may be the most emotionally excitable pony I know but she's my most grounded friend.
  2307.  
  2308. > She isn't much of an athlete either. Meaning whatever has her in such a tizzy must be urgent.
  2309.  
  2310. > At least I hope not…
  2311.  
  2312. >With every exhausted breath her eyes swelled, almost to the point of bulging out of her skull.
  2313. > She only run a couple yards but her forehead was painted in sweat.
  2314. > Though she did smell like sweat
  2315. > Her seasonal pumpkin spice perfume was powerful enough to make sure she didn't smell like anything other than dehydrated pumpkin guys.
  2316.  
  2317. "Well…Why do you think anypony would do that?" I asked, with a voice sounding more distracted than concerned
  2318.  
  2319. > "I don't know! But whoever they were, they stole all my dragon scale fabric! Do you know how much dragon scales cost!?"
  2320.  
  2321. > Back in college, I used Spikes shedded scales as darts and would throw them at ponies from my window.
  2322. > Not to hurt them of course. Just to give them a good scare when I was bored.
  2323.  
  2324. >...
  2325.  
  2326. > Probably not the best anecdote for right now though…
  2327.  
  2328. > Rarity wrapped her hooves around my neck and sobbed violently into my shoulder
  2329.  
  2330. > Derpy joined her and hugged my opposite side. Nuzzling her cheek in my fur like she was before.
  2331. > Rarity's outburst did nothing to dissuade Derpy from even trying to hide her joy.
  2332. > I sort of appreciate honesty if nothing else.
  2333.  
  2334. > "So soft." Derpy hummed
  2335.  
  2336. > Raven looked speechless
  2337. > She wasn't even writing in her note
  2338. > She just stared with fascination and disbelief
  2339.  
  2340. >...
  2341.  
  2342. > This is getting ridiculous…
  2343.  
  2344. "Okay, everyone off now." I said, shoving the touchy mares away like contagious children.
  2345.  
  2346.  
  2347. > "Oh Twilight! It's awful!" Rarity sniffled "They…They...They graffitied my precious wall!" She screamed, bursting into another shower of tears.
  2348.  
  2349. "Which wall?"
  2350.  
  2351. > "The wall I use to test my paint!"
  2352.  
  2353. > "You can't be serious? You mean the wall that looks like a rainbow threw up on?" I replied flatly
  2354.  
  2355. > "Yes!" She squealed
  2356.  
  2357. >....
  2358.  
  2359. > My most grounded friend is an idiot…
  2360. > That wall belongs in a museum for the most absolutely dreadful abstract art.
  2361. > Since we met she's been using that wall as a paint palette to test color combinations.
  2362.  
  2363. > I don't know how somepony could vandalize over what's already an affront to the eyes.
  2364.  
  2365. > But I'll take her word for it…
  2366.  
  2367. > Rarity wiped away her tears and turned to Derpy.
  2368.  
  2369. > Her tone flipped like a switch from carrying damsel to offended art fashion designer
  2370.  
  2371. > "Darling, what are you wearing?"
  2372.  
  2373. > "Oh! It's a bedsheet!" Derpy nodded happily
  2374.  
  2375. > "May I ask why you're wearing a bedsheet when I made you all of those fabulous braziers?"
  2376.  
  2377. > "Ummmmm…I'm trying to be more modest?" Derpy asked
  2378.  
  2379. > "For the love of Celestial…." Rarity groaned, pressing her hoof along the bridge of he snout
  2380.  
  2381. > I can't believe it
  2382. > But I think I may need Derpys help here
  2383. > Rarity's hysterical and Raven's a liar
  2384. > Having a sober witness to my investigation would be great insurance. Just in case Raven decides to embellish anything
  2385.  
  2386. "Derpy, would you like to help us? I could use your as an extra eye to…."
  2387.  
  2388. > “Ooooo….You know what….I REALLY need to find Fluttershy.” she said before dashing away
  2389.  
  2390. > That was odd
  2391. > Derpy never turns down an opportunity to spend time with me.
  2392. >...
  2393.  
  2394. > I wonder if Derpy knows about what happened?
  2395. >....
  2396. > Nah, thats impossible!
  2397. > This is Derpy!
  2398. > She's just being her usual Derpy self.
  2399.  
  2400. > The three of us started walking towards Raritys
  2401. > Raven approached from my right and touched her rump into mine.
  2402.  
  2403. > "I think that cross eyed mare really likes you Twilight." Raven teased
  2404.  
  2405. "What are you implying?"
  2406.  
  2407. > "Well?"
  2408.  
  2409. "I'm not going to date Derpy."
  2410.  
  2411. > "Why not?"
  2412.  
  2413. "There are things you don't know."
  2414.  
  2415. > "Twilight, this is a little surprising considering you were sent here to study friendship. And she seemed so adamant to defend you."
  2416.  
  2417. "Trust me. We're just friends."
  2418.  
  2419. > "Then I think you should talk with her. Because she was giving you lovey-eyes…Or..Eye as soon as she saw you. And besides. You've never had standards anyway. Remember that tubby stallion in college you were dating?"
  2420.  
  2421. "His name was Sunburst. And I really liked him."
  2422.  
  2423. > "And what happened with that?" She stabbed
  2424.  
  2425. "You told him I had genital herpes and he stopped talking to me." I grumbled
  2426.  
  2427. > "You know I would never!" Feigning shock "But if I did. It would be for your own good. Afterall, we both know how much Celestia hates promiscuity."
  2428.  
  2429. > She acts like I was some sort of college floozy
  2430. > To this day I've still never had sex with a stallion
  2431. > Now I'm twenty five and still single all because of her.
  2432.  
  2433. > There was so much I want to say
  2434. > And if she keeps up this passive aggressive attitude I just might.
  2435.  
  2436. > …
  2437.  
  2438. > Who am I kidding?
  2439. > I don't have the guts.
  2440.  
  2441. "Can we drop this now?"
  2442.  
  2443. > "Sure " Raven sang
  2444.  
  2445. > ….
  2446.  
  2447. > "Just one more question." She pressed
  2448.  
  2449. "What?"
  2450.  
  2451. > "How do you accidentally give a pony chest teats?"
  2452.  
  2453. "Potions." I grumbled
  2454.  
  2455. > "Understandable. You were never a good potion maker."
  2456.  
  2457. > At least we can agree on something.
  2458.  
  2459. > Rarity led us to the backroom of the boutique where we found her workplace in shambles
  2460.  
  2461. > Drawers were pulled apart, fabric strewn across the floor carelessly. Closet doors laid stop piles of dresses, ripped completely off their hinges
  2462.  
  2463. > And at the head of the room was the infamous "wall"
  2464. > Every time I see it I'm reminded of how truly ugly it is.
  2465.  
  2466. > It was caked in layers of paint
  2467.  
  2468. > The ponies who vandalized it must have thought it was an abstract expressionist piece worth thousands of Bits.
  2469.  
  2470. > It's not
  2471. > Despite what Rarity wants us all to believe
  2472. > It's not.
  2473.  
  2474. > Across the entire wall (which spanned from one end of the room to the other. Approximately thirty feet, give or take.) The words "Justice for Germareny." And "Unicorns will get theirs too." was painted in dripping, blood red paint.
  2475.  
  2476. > "That shade of red doesn't even compliment the rest of the piece!" Rarity cried. Collapsing over a conveniently placed purple and blue cabriole sofa.
  2477.  
  2478. > She tossed her leg over her eyes and wept
  2479.  
  2480. >...
  2481.  
  2482. >....
  2483.  
  2484. "Ummm…Are you okay Rarity?"
  2485.  
  2486. > "Leave me alone, Twilight! I'm mourning!"
  2487.  
  2488. > Oh brother…
  2489.  
  2490. > I wandered through the Debris to study the text closer
  2491.  
  2492. > Raven followed close behind me. Taking notes like a crime scene detective with the most detached expression.
  2493.  
  2494. > When I reached the graffiti I studied everything
  2495. > The color was vibrant and popped in a threatening sort of way.
  2496. > The strokes looked hoof painted
  2497.  
  2498. > "Who would do such a thing!?" Rarity cried from across the room.
  2499.  
  2500. > It's curious to say the least.
  2501. > I didn't think radical Germareny sentiments existed this side of the Celestial Sea
  2502. > Heck, I didn't think that ponies held ANY sentiments about the eastern empire in Equestria.
  2503.  
  2504. > Especially not in a backwater like Ponyville.
  2505. > The empires are not forces to be taken lightly
  2506. > From what little I know. They're strong, well armed and hate Equestria.
  2507.  
  2508. > If it wasn't for their war they probably would've at our doorstep years ago.
  2509.  
  2510. > I can't believe my life right now.
  2511. > A milk related crime crisis, rampant degeneracy, Filthy Rich, now this?
  2512. > Ponyville is going to hell faster than I can save it.
  2513.  
  2514. > I just hope none of my friends are involved in this sickening mess.
  2515.  
  2516.  
  2517. 7 Pinkie Pie:
  2518.  
  2519. "That's twelve!" I cheered as the stallion wobbled his way out of the room.
  2520.  
  2521. > Trixie clenched her jaw, watching me as she laid spread eagle along the table across from me.
  2522.  
  2523. > She grabbed the stallion who was rutting her around the torso with her slimy hooves and started to shout
  2524.  
  2525. > "Will you hurry up and cum already!? Trixie is trying to win a bet!"
  2526.  
  2527. > The stallion, (Who was on the larger end both in height, width and penis size) hunched over Trixie and began to thrust between her legs at a jackhammers pace.
  2528. > Shoving his entire phallus inside of Trixies…Hole?…I don’t really know what to call it..
  2529.  
  2530. > The thing between her legs is meant to represent a sexual organ
  2531. > But to me, her "vagina" looked more like the butt of one of those "water wiggler" toys fillies buy at discount stores.
  2532. > A tight tubular hole made of a thin plastic with self lubricating properties
  2533.  
  2534. > The outside of her hole lacked any semblance of genitalia
  2535. > A gaping, unprotected hole slightly smaller than the circumference of a soda can
  2536.  
  2537. > The insides of the hole seemed to stretch effortlessly and adapted to the size of whatever was stuffed inside it.
  2538. > The inner walls of her tube were lined with bumps around the size of a pills and swelled with water.
  2539.  
  2540. > It was a sad excuse for a vagina.
  2541. > I once saw a stallion cram his entire leg inside it.
  2542. > It was the only time I saw Trixie actually admit she had bit off more than she could chew.
  2543. > Once his leg was lodged up to his shoulder inside her she demanded the stallion remove it immediately.
  2544. > But I guess he pulled his hoof out too fast or something. Because the entire tube was violently ripped out with his leg, leaving the deflated tube to dangle sadly in an inside-out state a foot below her crotch.
  2545.  
  2546. > I went home early that day…
  2547.  
  2548. > Trixie gripped the edges of the desk as the stallion took her for a ride
  2549. > The milk splashed along the walls of her soft, malleable casing as milk began to spill from the pathetic hole between her legs.
  2550.  
  2551. > Trixies eyes doubled in size as the stallion poured all of his primal passion into the act.
  2552.  
  2553. > I couldn’t help but laugh
  2554. > I know Trixie feels pleasure more than the average mare because during her surgery the doctors had artificially inflated her dopamine levels. Tripling the normal amount that the average mare can produce.
  2555. > With her eyes rolled back and the milk dancing excitedly in her tummy, it was easy to see that she was having the time of her life with that lunkhead, despite being stripped of most of her pony-characteristics.
  2556.  
  2557. > I don't know if she's capable of exhaustion
  2558. > Heck, there's plenty that I still don't know about her weird transparent body now that I think about it.
  2559. > I just hope that for the purposes of this competition it has a "sleep" mode of some kind.
  2560.  
  2561.  
  2562. > My next customer approached with his cock in hoof.
  2563. > I was seated along the edge of a bar table with my legs spread
  2564. > The stallion fell to his knees and began to jack off as he tongued my teats.
  2565.  
  2566. > I’ve never felt stimulation from my teats before.
  2567. > Considering how they’ve never produced a drop of milk or provided any pleasure until today, I’ve spent most of my life thinking they nipple stimulation was a myth.
  2568.  
  2569. > But after drinking that potion, all ten of my teats were throbbing in ecstasy beneath a thin layer of my clingy milk
  2570. > The stallion between my legs stuffed his face between my largest, bottom teats and licked the salty milk along the splice of flesh between my teats
  2571. > After a lifetime of benign teat sex. I feel like I’ve awoken from a coma.
  2572.  
  2573.  
  2574. > I have gone my entire life without enjoying the burning pleasures of a teat orgasm
  2575. > Now I have ten erect nipples along my barrel slathered in my own buttery milk.
  2576. > I could get used to this….
  2577.  
  2578. > I guided the stallions mouth over my bottom-most set and encouraged him to drink from me. Forcing his lips over my teat
  2579. > He started to drink from my teat like an excited foal
  2580. > His eyes rolling behind fluttering lids
  2581.  
  2582. “Are you gonna cum for mommy?” I asked, taking inspiration from Spoiled Rich
  2583. > The stallion’s rubbed his hoof faster over his penis
  2584. “Come on. You can do it.” I hummed “Make mommy proud!”
  2585.  
  2586. > It only took a minute, but when the stallion finally came, he craned his head upwards. His face twisted in sexual satisfaction.
  2587. > With his mouth open, the slippery milk drained down his lips and onto the floor
  2588.  
  2589. > He collapsed between me teats and started to breath heavily
  2590.  
  2591. > I rolled my hoof through his mane and cooed
  2592. “It's okay, honey. Mommy Pinkie Pies has you.”
  2593.  
  2594. > “My chest hurts.” the stallion sighed, his breaths quickly transitioning from exhaustion to panic
  2595.  
  2596. > Stallions leaving with shortness of breath, chest pain and sore tummies after drinking my milk was starting to become an uncomfortable pattern
  2597. > Each stallion spends approximately ten - twenty minutes with me
  2598. > They fondle my teats, run their tongue along my milk slickened body, suck on my nipples and end with an explosive orgasm.
  2599.  
  2600. > But each leaves with some sort of sickness
  2601. > I dragged my hoof down the center of my belly and collected some milk
  2602. > With the oily milk distributed like grease along my hoof, I began licking my appendage like a popsicle as I watched Trixie try to manage the lunkhead who had now taken complete control over her
  2603.  
  2604. > The stallion had Trixie pinned over her desk
  2605. > Her legs were pinched between the stallions massive hooves and the desk as he pushed through his final thrusts
  2606.  
  2607. > Curiously, I can see his penis penetrating her through Trixies transparent shell.
  2608. > When he stuffed his entire rod inside her, his penis would reached up to her belly button
  2609. > I couldn’t imagine sleeping with Trixie would be much fun. Her being made entirely of plastics and all…
  2610.  
  2611. > Watching Trixie pleasure her clients is like watching an autopsy
  2612. > It’s sick and unnatural but at the same time morbidly enthralling. The perfect combination of violent fucking and absolute body horror which twisted my stomach and assaulted my psyche like a blunt instrument to the brain.
  2613.  
  2614. > The two climaxed together. The stallion pressed himself deep into her plush plastic frame as Trixie discharged liters of milk from her hole. Cutting her liquid mass in half.
  2615.  
  2616. > The stallion was now painted in milk but paid the mess no mind as he collected his clothes off the floor
  2617.  
  2618. > When Trixie loses too much milk she devolves into a drunk-like-state.
  2619. > Trixie laid over the table with her legs sprawled along the table as her milk levels continued to sudden violent gushes.
  2620. > She slowly fumbled her way up into a sitting position over the table
  2621.  
  2622. > "Thank you for your patronage." She slurred
  2623.  
  2624. "What's that? Your fifth stallion?" I teased as I went behind the bar to fetch the milk hose
  2625.  
  2626. > "If you didn't notice, he has a penis the size of a fillies leg. I doubt YOU could've handled such raw stallionhood."
  2627.  
  2628. "Oh, I think I could." I sang while jabbing the nozzle into her right flank
  2629.  
  2630. > “Like you would know, Chastity!”
  2631.  
  2632. > The stallion approached me and we bumped hooves
  2633.  
  2634. > “You are such a better lay.” He said
  2635.  
  2636. > Trixie’s eye twitched
  2637.  
  2638. > “Wait…You’ve fucked this guy before!?”
  2639.  
  2640. “Yep!”
  2641.  
  2642. > Trixie looked like she was gonna blow a fuse
  2643.  
  2644. > “How did it even fit!?” She snapped
  2645.  
  2646. "Practice makes Pinkie perfect." I bragged
  2647.  
  2648. > I flipped the machine on and the milk slowly drained inside her
  2649.  
  2650. > "I never should've agreed to a degeneracy competition with the biggest slut in Equestria"
  2651.  
  2652. "Are you ready to give up?" I winked
  2653.  
  2654. > "Not a chance." She growled
  2655.  
  2656. > She ripped the tube from her thigh and shoved it in my mouth
  2657.  
  2658. > Trixie stood on the table and announced to the crowded room
  2659.  
  2660. > "Okay, everyone! Double time! I want two stallions on me for the rest of the day!"
  2661.  
  2662. "Oh yeah! Well I want three!" I shot
  2663.  
  2664. > "Four!"
  2665.  
  2666. "Five!"
  2667.  
  2668. > The bar rushed towards us and we both instinctively pulled our legs inwardly and shrunk in fear
  2669.  
  2670. > The stallions stared at us with their steaming eyes and drooling maws
  2671. > Trixie and I shared glances
  2672. > I'm certain my nerves were showing behind my eyes just as much as her were.
  2673.  
  2674. "Ummm….Are you SURE you want to do this?" I asked
  2675.  
  2676. > "Y…Yes…I'm the great and powerful Trixie! And those tips are mine!"
  2677.  
  2678. > She tied her front leg around mine and dropped us on our backsides
  2679.  
  2680. > She spread her back legs apart and I followed
  2681.  
  2682. > "Alright ponies! Let's get this show on the road!"
  2683.  
  2684. > This is not the same Trixie I was crushing on the day if the party.”
  2685.  
  2686. > This Trixie is desperate..
  2687.  
  2688. >...
  2689.  
  2690. > But so am I!
  2691.  
  2692. "For Marble!" I shouted trying to hype myself up for this awful experience
  2693.  
  2694. > "For my wagon!" She cheered
  2695.  
  2696. > As the stallions approached our locked legs tightened
  2697.  
  2698. > Celestia, have mercy on our rotten souls….
  2699.  
  2700.  
  2701. 8 Twilight:
  2702.  
  2703.  
  2704. > We met with the mayor at a restaurant
  2705. > In her company was Spoiled and Filthy Rich
  2706. > Spoiled Rich’s eyes were red and puffy
  2707. > Along the table in front of her were piles of crumpled napkins.
  2708.  
  2709. > Raven and I sat across from the three of them
  2710.  
  2711. > "It's a pleasure to meet you." Mayor Mare said shaking Ravens hoof
  2712.  
  2713. > "The feeling is mutual." Raven nodded
  2714.  
  2715. > Raven started with her usual speech and began referencing her notes regarding the state of the town to an increasingly nervous Mayor Mare.
  2716.  
  2717. > After about five consecutive minutes of scrutiny directed at the mayor, I decided to lighten the mood.
  2718.  
  2719. "It's nice to see us all working together!" I said grabbing Filthy and Mayor Mares hooves
  2720.  
  2721. >...
  2722.  
  2723. > "My daughter had been foalnapped!" Spoiled cried "Why is this stupid pony wasting our time with her irrelevant nonsense!?"
  2724.  
  2725. > Raven sunk in her seat, clearly not used to being spoken to in that way.
  2726.  
  2727. > "I…I'm just trying to help."
  2728.  
  2729. > "Worthless…" Spoiled muttered under her breath
  2730.  
  2731. > The table went silent
  2732.  
  2733. > "Ummm…You two are a very pretty couple?" Raven said, trying to save face.
  2734.  
  2735. > "I can't decide if that's either the most depressing or ignorant thing I've ever heard." Spoiled hissed
  2736.  
  2737. > "I'm just saying that it's nice to see older couples like yourself still married."
  2738.  
  2739. > "If it wasn't an open relationship the two of us would've probably killed each other years ago." Spoiled said bluntly
  2740.  
  2741. > “Oh!" Raven beamed, pulling herself from her slouched posture "I have a similar relationship with my husband.”
  2742.  
  2743. > “You do?”
  2744.  
  2745. > “Of coure! Since I’m all locked up I can’t have intercourse anymore. I was really sad at the time, but as the years have gone on, I couldn’t be happier.”
  2746.  
  2747. > Spoiled looked curious
  2748.  
  2749. > “How long have you been in the cage for?”
  2750.  
  2751. > “Almost seven years. The first year was agony, but once I started believing in Celestia's divine plan, I stopped caring about sex.”
  2752.  
  2753. > “And your husband is fine with a sexless life?” Spoiled pressed
  2754.  
  2755. > Raven went quiet and started to blush, her eyes fell on the silverware and she started to fidget with the forks and knives
  2756.  
  2757. > “Well…Not exactly...We're still married and everything. But he has a couple marefriends he sees when he has his…"urges"
  2758.  
  2759. > Spoiled Rich covered her mouth trying not to laugh
  2760.  
  2761. > “I see…So, what does your sexless life consist of? I imagine it gets pretty boring."
  2762.  
  2763. > “Well, We have three fillies to watch. And one more on the way! I'm very excited!"
  2764.  
  2765. > Spoiled shot her a genuinely confused expression
  2766.  
  2767. > “How does that work?”
  2768.  
  2769. > “Well, they’re all from my husbands other marefriends or “prostitutes.” We don’t believe in conception, so whenever he accidentally gets a mare pregnant, we take them in as our own.”
  2770.  
  2771. > Spoiled couldn’t help but burst out into laughter
  2772.  
  2773. > “So you’re a cuck!”
  2774.  
  2775. > “No…I mean…If I could I would have my own family…But since sex is impossible we do it like this.”
  2776. > A forced smile stretched across her face
  2777.  
  2778. > Spoiled leaned her head over her hoof, smiling in amusement at Ravens pathetic complacency with being a cuck.
  2779.  
  2780. > I'll admit. I was probably enjoying this verbal shredding of Raven more than anypony.
  2781.  
  2782. > “So dear, who raises the kids, you? Or him?”
  2783.  
  2784. > “That's…That's mostly my job…” She mumbled
  2785.  
  2786. > Spoiled exploded into laughter
  2787.  
  2788. > "You're like the ultimate cuck!" Spoiled shouted "And I thought my husband was pathetic!"
  2789.  
  2790. > "Stop it." Raven cried, hiding her face behind her hooves
  2791.  
  2792.  
  2793. >For the rest of our dinner Spoiled was govial. Seeming to have forgotten about her missing filly.
  2794. > spent the majority of the meal making fun of Raven for being a cuck.
  2795.  
  2796. > Which I think was rightfully deserved. It was pretty pathetic.
  2797. > As Raven got angry she started wiggling her hips fitfully and tapped her hooves along the tabletop.
  2798. > She can act all high and mighty all she likes. But those seven years of sexual frustration have ways of showing in subtle ways.
  2799.  
  2800. > I know she would love nothing more than a good rut
  2801. > Perhaps that's something I can arrange
  2802. > Ever since Celetia gave me these giant teats I’ve found all sorts of ways to pleasure them
  2803. > Hers may be smaller, but I bet I could get the job done if I try.
  2804.  
  2805. > Maybe she'll forget about writing such a scathing report when we're finished!
  2806.  
  2807. > It's a long shot but it might just work…
  2808.  
  2809. >......
  2810.  
  2811. > The walk home was quite
  2812. > Not a peep of condescension or bitterness slithered from Ravens hateful lips
  2813. > Instead, she walked with her neck craned to the ground.
  2814. > Kicking clouds of dust and crumpled leaves into the air. Her sad hooves barely lifting off the road.
  2815.  
  2816. > We entered the house and took a seat at the table.
  2817.  
  2818. "Sooooo….I guess this the end of your visit?"
  2819.  
  2820. > "I guess." She replied, clearly distracted by what happened over dinner
  2821.  
  2822. > I squeezed myself a glass of milk and sat across her anxiously tapping my hooves and scanning the room.
  2823. > I only stopped when it had occurred to me that Raven deserves everything that's happening to her.
  2824.  
  2825. > She ruined my life!
  2826. > It's because of her I never got laid in college
  2827. > It's also her fault I started associating pain with pleasure.
  2828. > And I bet when she returns to Canterlot she's going to write a report so cruel that Celestia sends me back to magic kindergarten.
  2829. > She deserves to be an unhappy cuckold to a cruel stallion and raising bastard fillies.
  2830. > It serves her right.
  2831.  
  2832. >...
  2833. > So why do I feel bad for her!?
  2834. > I sat up in conference
  2835. > I squared my shoulders perpendicular to themselves and with my chest fluff flowering I confronted the witch for the first time in my spineless, gutless life.
  2836.  
  2837. "I know you're going to screw me on this report." I said coldly
  2838.  
  2839. > Raven didn't acknowledge my accusation
  2840. > Not a word
  2841. > Nor with a nod of the head
  2842. > Nothing
  2843. > She was like stone
  2844.  
  2845. "Raven? Are…. Alright?"
  2846.  
  2847. >....
  2848.  
  2849. "Don't worry about what Spoiled said, she's just worried. I bet when this all blows over you two will get along…"
  2850.  
  2851. > "Do you think I'm a cuck?"
  2852.  
  2853. >...
  2854.  
  2855. "Well…Maybe just a little?" I squeaked
  2856.  
  2857. > "Twilight. I know you've probably slept with hundreds of stallions."
  2858.  
  2859. "Funny story! I've actually never had…"
  2860.  
  2861. > "But unlike you, I take pride in myself. Do you think most ponies think I'm a cuck?"
  2862.  
  2863. >...
  2864.  
  2865. "No. I don't think anyone thinks you're a cuck."
  2866.  
  2867. > Her ears perked and she smiled
  2868.  
  2869. > "Good! Because just because my husband has multiple partners and has touched me in years doesn't mean I'm a cuck. And so what if I'm taking care of all his illegitimate fillies? That doesn't mean anything! I've always wanted fillies anyway! I'm not coping at all!"
  2870.  
  2871. > What a cuck.
  2872.  
  2873. > I reached over the table and cloaked my hoof over hers.
  2874. > It was limp and slightly shaking
  2875.  
  2876. "Raven, you are a strong and capable mare. I wouldn't worry about it."
  2877.  
  2878. > She started tapping her back hooves again. A subtle signaling her secret desires to orgasm once again.
  2879. > I got her right where I want her.
  2880.  
  2881. “How about I give YOU a little inspection?”
  2882.  
  2883. > I stood up and caressed her shoulders softly.
  2884.  
  2885. > "I mean… Is their anything inherently wrong with cuckoldry anyways?" She asked
  2886.  
  2887. "Not at all. I hear it's the sophisticates fetish."
  2888.  
  2889. > "Not that I am a cuckold or anything…But I think the prospect is quite titillating. Would you agree?"
  2890.  
  2891. "Definitely." I said in a sedated, sarcastic tone.
  2892.  
  2893. > As she negotiated with herself I slowly I began sliding my hooved down her backside and towards her rump.
  2894.  
  2895. "Raven, would you mind standing for me?"
  2896.  
  2897. > The mare stood, more out of unconscious curiosity than for any pragmatic purpose.
  2898. > She's clearly far too deep inside her own head to consider why I was massaging her backside, or why I wanted her to randomly start standing.
  2899.  
  2900. > Gently, I peeled away her stringy tail and was face to plot with her crotch.
  2901. > The domed metal cage was taught around her sex. With only a slit down the middle for urine
  2902.  
  2903. > The cage shimmered in the candlelight, and signs of obsessive cleaning was prominent in the engravings, which had been burnished to near obscurity.
  2904.  
  2905.  
  2906. > Her anal cavity looked stretched in a way that only frequent use of large toys could justify.
  2907.  
  2908. "You dirty mare." I muttered
  2909.  
  2910. > My hooves slid along her buttox. Meeting along the perimeters of her cage.
  2911. > I inhaled deeply.
  2912. > Closed my eyes and stuck out my tongue
  2913.  
  2914. > "Twilight? What are you doing back there?"
  2915. > I drove my tongue deep inside her doughnut and her entire body clenched
  2916. > Her cavity sealed around my tongue and I was stuck.
  2917.  
  2918. >...
  2919.  
  2920.  
  2921. > "Twilight?"
  2922.  
  2923. "Yes?"
  2924.  
  2925. > "Did you just stick your tongue up my butt?"
  2926.  
  2927. >....
  2928.  
  2929. "No?" I said with my tongue still lodged up her anus
  2930.  
  2931. > She began to jostle and I tilted my head to my left to observe her.
  2932. > She had pulled her notebook from her front pocket and was writing a note.
  2933.  
  2934. "What are you doing?" I asked, trying to speak with my tongue still striking from my mouth.
  2935.  
  2936. > "Oh, nothing. Just making a note on how you jabbed your tongue inside my rectum."
  2937.  
  2938. > She started towards the door.
  2939. > My tongue slid from her cavity.
  2940. > Upon release it fell to my chin and danged limp along my my bottom lip
  2941.  
  2942. "Wait!" I hollered
  2943.  
  2944. > I chased her across the library my hooves tangling and fumbling over my teats
  2945.  
  2946. "What did you just write? Where are you going?"
  2947.  
  2948. > "I think this visit is over." She said bitterly
  2949.  
  2950. "You aren't going to tell Celestia about this are you!?"
  2951.  
  2952. > "What do you think?" She replied with stoic eyes
  2953.  
  2954. "You can't! I won't allow it!"
  2955.  
  2956. > With my magic, I locked the only door out of the library
  2957.  
  2958. “You think you’re SO great ever since you got locked!”
  2959.  
  2960. > “And you think you can get away with whatever you want just because you're Celestia's student. I supported you in every way when you were in school because I believed in you."
  2961.  
  2962. "You were awful to me! I've fought Monsters less cruel than you!"
  2963.  
  2964. > "Twilight. There is nothing you can do. You need to be held accountable for your perversions. Now open that door or I will write about that too."
  2965.  
  2966. "But I…You…?"
  2967.  
  2968. > "Twilight." She growled
  2969.  
  2970. > Her tone sent shivers down my spine
  2971. > It reminded me of all the times she yelled at me in college.
  2972. > Even after all this time I'm still terrified of this mare and the power she holds over me.
  2973. > I unlocked the door and she trotted away
  2974.  
  2975. > I will never be strong enough.
  2976. > The damage compounds.
  2977.  
  2978.  
  2979. 9 Derpy:
  2980.  
  2981. > I looked all around town for Fluttershy, but nopony knew where she was
  2982. > Somehow, I ended up down a lonely street I had never been down before.
  2983.  
  2984. > The trail was muddy and the landscape was flat and barren.
  2985.  
  2986. > From the corner of my eye I saw a blue Pegasus approach above me on my left
  2987. > I squinted and realized it was Dashie!
  2988. > What's she doing in the middle of nowhere?
  2989. > Maybe she know Fluttershy is!
  2990.  
  2991. “Hey, Rainbow Dash! Have you seen Fluttershy!?" I called to the sky
  2992.  
  2993. > “No! Why? Who's asking!?” Dash shot
  2994.  
  2995. “Me…? J…Just me."
  2996.  
  2997. > She flew to the ground and started ruffling my mane
  2998.  
  2999. > "Sorry Muffins. Just being silly!" She chuckled
  3000.  
  3001. "You seem worried…Should I be worried?"
  3002.  
  3003. > "Nah!" She scoffed.
  3004.  
  3005. "Oh…Okay…"
  3006.  
  3007. >...
  3008.  
  3009. “Dashie? I have a very personal question.”
  3010.  
  3011. > “What’s on your mind, champ?"
  3012.  
  3013. “Am I a bad pony?”
  3014.  
  3015. > Dash threw her hooves over her face
  3016.  
  3017. > “Not this again!”
  3018.  
  3019. “I mean to Fluttershy! I've never been in a relationship before, but I don’t think I'm doing it right.”
  3020.  
  3021. > “Do you want my honest opinion?”
  3022.  
  3023. “Of course!"
  3024.  
  3025. > "Walk with me." She said with a flick of the neck
  3026.  
  3027. "W…Where are we going?"
  3028.  
  3029. > "To deliver a letter."
  3030.  
  3031. "B..But that's my job…”
  3032.  
  3033. > "So, you're having relationship trouble?"
  3034.  
  3035. "Yes." I nodded
  3036.  
  3037. > “Fluttershy is my best friend. And so are you. So it's hard to speak objectively."
  3038.  
  3039. "Oh…Okay." I sighed
  3040.  
  3041. > "But what I will say, is that Fluttershy loves you very much so whatever your problem is, I'm sure if you talked to her about it you would see eye to eye."
  3042.  
  3043. "I'd that supposed to be funny?"
  3044.  
  3045. > "Only a little." She laughed, bumping her rump into mine
  3046.  
  3047. > Dash and I continued our walk in silence until we reached and old farm house
  3048. > I thought I knew all of Ponyville, but I’ve never been to this house before.
  3049. > Dash knocked on the door and Appointed Rounds opened it.
  3050.  
  3051. > I hadn’t seen Appointed Rounds in days
  3052. > Does she even still work for me?
  3053. > I don’t know anymore…
  3054. > Derpy Deliveries is falling apart.
  3055.  
  3056. > “Remember. This needs to be a covert operation.” Dash whispered
  3057.  
  3058. > Dash passed her the letter and Appointed Rounds gave her a quick salute
  3059.  
  3060. “Hi, Appointed Rounds! How are you?”
  3061.  
  3062. > She stared at me looking disgusted
  3063.  
  3064. > “What do YOU want?”
  3065.  
  3066. “N…Nothing…How’s Derpy Deliveries going?”
  3067. > Appointed Rounds rolled her eyes and chuckled to herself
  3068.  
  3069. > “Derpy Deliveries…You crack me up!”
  3070.  
  3071. “Why? What did I…?”
  3072.  
  3073. > “Derpy. I’m a very busy mare, do you need anything? Package to deliver? Letter to send yourself?"
  3074.  
  3075. “I don’t think so?” I replied patting myself down, looking for a letter I knew I didn’t have.
  3076.  
  3077. > “Good.”
  3078.  
  3079. > She slammed the door on our face
  3080.  
  3081. “Ummm…I’m confused…Did Appointed Rounds steal my company?”
  3082.  
  3083. > "Look. I have no idea what that was all about." Dash said, scratching the back of her head
  3084.  
  3085. > She spun around and walked back down the road the way we came
  3086.  
  3087. “Oh…I guess that's okay…It's no problem….What were we talking about again?...Oh! Fluttershy!”
  3088.  
  3089. > “Yeah…Look, Muffins. Fluttershy is getting concerned. She tells me that you’re never home. She’s also worried about your weight.”
  3090.  
  3091. “Why? I’m perfectly fine! My friend Co….I mean…My friend from….T…The coffee shop says I look great.”
  3092.  
  3093. > “Muffins, I’ve seen your weight fluctuate more than anypony. But this is by far the fattest you’ve ever been.”
  3094.  
  3095. > ….
  3096.  
  3097. > “I didn’t want to be the one to tell you. But you’re looking pretty fat.”
  3098.  
  3099. > I exhaled
  3100. > I didn’t want to be told I was fat, but I knew it was true.
  3101.  
  3102. "Dash. You've always been honest…Even when other ponies aren't. And I really want to lose weight and feel like myself again. Is there any way I can do that?"
  3103.  
  3104. > She thought for a moment and then her eyes lit up
  3105.  
  3106. > “I think I have something that will help both of us…If you're up for the challenge that is." She challenged
  3107.  
  3108. "Of course!"
  3109.  
  3110. > "Great! Follow me!"
  3111.  
  3112. > Dashie started to gallop and I followed the best I could
  3113.  
  3114. > Dash was never my bestest friend. But ever since she started dating AJ she's been super nice to me.
  3115.  
  3116. > I appreciate her friendship in times like this
  3117.  
  3118.  
  3119. 10 Fluttershy:
  3120.  
  3121. > I sat in the chair while stallions stuck their penises between my teats
  3122. > My cleavage was sticky from all the sweat and semen rolling between my teats
  3123.  
  3124. > With my hooves I masturbated two stallions on each of my sides
  3125.  
  3126. > I was a mess
  3127.  
  3128. > There was a tip cup with a inch of cum resting by my side
  3129.  
  3130. > Rainy Days approached with a glass of water
  3131.  
  3132. > "Jeez, you really got the worst job in the bar."
  3133.  
  3134. "Oh, it's not so bad."
  3135.  
  3136. > The stallion to my left came, shooting his seed in my eye
  3137.  
  3138. > He gave my trat a squish before trotting to the bar
  3139.  
  3140. > Rainy Days stared at me blankly
  3141.  
  3142. > "As I was saying…"
  3143.  
  3144. "You're right! This is awful!"
  3145.  
  3146. > "I worked at the post office for a couple years in Cloudsdake. When they wanted somepony to quit, they usually have them the worst jobs."
  3147.  
  3148. "I can't quit."
  3149.  
  3150. > "Faster." The stallion chirpped
  3151.  
  3152. > "Oh, Sorry."
  3153.  
  3154. > I started to stroke faster
  3155.  
  3156. > "How many more are there?"
  3157.  
  3158. > Rainy peeked her head and looked down the line
  3159.  
  3160. > "I think you're gonna be here till closing."
  3161.  
  3162. > I just sighed
  3163.  
  3164. > "You know, I can get you some of that "Best Pony" Milk. It always puts a pep in my step!"
  3165.  
  3166. "No! Do not drink that!"
  3167.  
  3168. > "Why not? Aloe and Lotus let us drink as much as we want! Of course it comes out of our pay…And it does make me feel a little queasy."
  3169.  
  3170. > She trailed off
  3171.  
  3172. "That's exactly the point!" I whispered "The milk is highly addictive and very dangerous. Don't drink anymore of it."
  3173.  
  3174. > Rainy looked skeptical
  3175.  
  3176. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
  3177.  
  3178. > "Aloe and Lotus said you would say something like that."
  3179.  
  3180. "Oh for Celestias sake!"
  3181.  
  3182. > "They said you're bitter about being kicked off the shareholders board and that you're trying to sabotage them."
  3183.  
  3184. "I'm not! Didn't you hear about Millky?"
  3185.  
  3186. > Rainy Days eyes bouncing around the room as she bit her bottom lip
  3187.  
  3188. "Rainy. Where is she?" I pleaded, "I need to know."
  3189.  
  3190. > "Aloe and Lotus didn't say."
  3191.  
  3192. "Do you think she's…"
  3193.  
  3194. > "I don't want to say."
  3195.  
  3196. >
  3197. > Aloe pushed her way to the front of the line
  3198.  
  3199. > "Is there a problem here?"
  3200.  
  3201. > "No Mrs. Aloe!" Rainy Days replied jumping into a stiff pose
  3202.  
  3203. > "Good."
  3204.  
  3205. > Rainy days looked down at the tip jar
  3206.  
  3207. > "Looks like you've been busy."
  3208.  
  3209. > Aloe glanced at the chalkboard behind me
  3210.  
  3211. > "Twenty eight stallions and counting. I'm very impressed."
  3212.  
  3213. > The stallion to my left came in my mane and began rubbing his penis over my cheek
  3214.  
  3215. "You can't treat ponies like this! It's cruel!"
  3216.  
  3217. > "You're not at liberty to speak."
  3218.  
  3219. "Where's Milky?"
  3220.  
  3221. > "Does it matter?"
  3222.  
  3223. "She was my friend! Where is she!?"
  3224.  
  3225. > Aloe chuckled and tapped the jar
  3226.  
  3227. > "Drink the cup."
  3228.  
  3229. >...
  3230.  
  3231. "What!? No…I can't! I won't!"
  3232.  
  3233.  
  3234. 11 Pinkie:
  3235.  
  3236. > We laid sprawled over the tabled exhausted
  3237.  
  3238. “Give up!” I staggered between thrusts
  3239.  
  3240. > “Never!” Trixie fired “I was built for this. I can do this forever!”
  3241.  
  3242. > She pursed her hooves under her belly as the milk inside splashed wildly
  3243.  
  3244. > The stallion currently mounting her was kissing me earlier
  3245.  
  3246. > He had awful breath and his penis tasted like a moldy pickle
  3247.  
  3248. > Luckily for Trixie, I don’t think she can smell or taste anymore
  3249.  
  3250. > The stallion pressed his pelvis into my flanks as he unloaded his seed into my anal cavity
  3251.  
  3252. > I was starting to feel sore
  3253.  
  3254. > I don’t think it's normal to have this much anal sex at one time
  3255.  
  3256. > I fell onto my back and stared at the ceiling for a moment
  3257.  
  3258. > “Looks like the tables have turned.” Trixie said in a mocking tone
  3259.  
  3260. “I just need to catch a breather.” I sighed
  3261.  
  3262. > Trixie concealed her laughter behind crimped hoof
  3263.  
  3264. > “Breathing? How cute. My porous exterior absorbs oxygen and converts it automatically.”
  3265.  
  3266. “I would love to argue. But after letting over twenty stallions give me an anal I need to catch my breath.”
  3267.  
  3268. > “I can tell. You don’t look so good."
  3269.  
  3270. “I’m fine! I just need a break for a second.” I sighed
  3271.  
  3272. > “Poor Pinkie Pie, restricted by her biological needs.”
  3273.  
  3274. “Shut it Trixie!"
  3275.  
  3276. >
  3277.  
  3278. > She jiggled her belly
  3279.  
  3280. > The big stallion dropped his bits on the table and looked down at my crotch
  3281.  
  3282.  
  3283.  
  3284.  
  3285.  
  3286. 12 Derpy:
  3287.  
  3288. > Our gallop had led us to Sweet Apple Acres
  3289. > I haven’t been here in a long time
  3290.  
  3291. > Dash peeking into AJ’s room
  3292. > AJ was sitting at the window overlooking the farm
  3293. > Staring motionless
  3294.  
  3295. > “Hey, honey! I brought you a friend!” Dash said
  3296.  
  3297. > Dash shoved me through the door and AJ turned around
  3298. > Her eyes were bleached with a pale sheen, she looked tired with a paranoid tinge in her eye
  3299.  
  3300. “H…Hi Applejack…It’s been a while…I guess I’m here to work out with you guys? I don’t see any workout equipment….Or anything actually…W…What happened to all your stuff?”
  3301.  
  3302. > AJ hugged me and started crying on my shoulder
  3303.  
  3304. > “I’m so happy to see you.”
  3305.  
  3306. “M…Me too?”
  3307.  
  3308. >....
  3309.  
  3310. “I have a feeling that something is wrong?”
  3311.  
  3312. > “Nothing more than usual.” She sniffled
  3313.  
  3314. > She looked tired
  3315.  
  3316. > “So, what can I do ya for?”
  3317.  
  3318. “Well, I guess I’m here to workout…”
  3319.  
  3320. > “Muffins wants to try out farmwork.” Dash said, leaning in the doorway
  3321.  
  3322. > “She does!?”
  3323.  
  3324. “I do!?”
  3325.  
  3326. > “Yeah, silly! It's all you talked about on the walk over.”
  3327.  
  3328. > Okay, I know for sure that's not true…
  3329.  
  3330. > “Well, we got plenty of work that needs doing, what were you thinking of?”
  3331.  
  3332. > “I know what she wants to try!” Dash said on my behalf
  3333.  
  3334. > AJ and I followed Dash to the apple fields
  3335.  
  3336. > “Think you can buck that!?” Dash asked, pointing to a tree
  3337.  
  3338. > I looked up at the tree
  3339.  
  3340. “I guess I could try?”
  3341.  
  3342. > I spun around, kicked my back legs into the air and…
  3343.  
  3344. > Completely missed the tree
  3345.  
  3346. > "Come on Muffins! Try again!"
  3347.  
  3348. "Oh…Okay…"
  3349.  
  3350. > I lined myself across from the tree, fixed my footing and threw my hooves backwards
  3351.  
  3352. > My legs collided into the trunk but my body got stuck at a thirty five degree angle above my head
  3353.  
  3354. > My crotch teats slowly pulling my backend back to the ground while my legs separated around the trunk
  3355.  
  3356. "Ummm….Guys. I think I'm in trouble."
  3357.  
  3358. >Suddenly, my legs snapped apart and my crotch crashed into the tree trunk
  3359.  
  3360. > Applejack was wide eyed and slack jawed while Dash had a face of disappointed frustration
  3361.  
  3362. > Applejack grabbed my legs and put them on the ground
  3363.  
  3364. > "You all right?" Applejack asked
  3365.  
  3366. "Yeah. I think I'm okay."
  3367.  
  3368. > "Dash, I don't think apple bucking is Muffins thing. I appreciate it though."
  3369.  
  3370. > "Wait!" Dash shouted "Muffins just needs to find what labor works for her!"
  3371.  
  3372. "You mean workout?"
  3373.  
  3374. > "Yeah, sure…" She said flicking her hoof
  3375.  
  3376. > Dash grabbed me by the hoof and started pulling me to the barn
  3377.  
  3378. "Where are we going?"
  3379.  
  3380. > "To the barn."
  3381.  
  3382. > We arrived at the barn.
  3383. > Apples were scattered everywhere
  3384.  
  3385. > "Here's a great way to workout and help the farm. Pack all the apples into a bag. Lift the bag into the wagon and then take the wagon down the lane, through the fields down to the stand."
  3386.  
  3387. >...
  3388.  
  3389. "Is this like….A job? Or a workout?".
  3390.  
  3391. > "A bit of both. I call it hard labor."
  3392.  
  3393. > I collected the apples and put them in the sacks then threw them into the wagon.
  3394.  
  3395. > When the wagon was full, Dash strapped the hardness around my barrel and I started to pull
  3396.  
  3397. > The wagon was very heavy and the path was uneven. Littered with steep inclines and frightening declines
  3398.  
  3399. > After a fifteen minute walk down the bumpy road I was at the entrance of the farm, I reached the stand where Applebloom was sitting
  3400.  
  3401. > "Hey Muffins! I was expecting you!"
  3402.  
  3403. "Hi, Applebloom! Yeah, Rainbow Dash has me on a new workout routine."
  3404.  
  3405. > "That's great! What's it called?"
  3406.  
  3407. "Hard labor!"
  3408.  
  3409. > "Oh. That sounds…Fun?"
  3410.  
  3411. > She opened the back of the wagon and helped unload
  3412.  
  3413. "I actually don't mind it. I'm trying to lose this belly."
  3414.  
  3415. > "It's greatly appreciated!"
  3416.  
  3417. > Once the wagon was emptied, I pulled the wagon back to the barn, loaded it and did it all over again
  3418.  
  3419. > After a couple rounds I was really starting to enjoy this
  3420.  
  3421. > It reminds me of working at the post office but way more physically intense
  3422.  
  3423. > After an hour, I was done and Dash gave me a glass of water
  3424.  
  3425. > "You did great!" Dash said patting me on the back
  3426.  
  3427. > "Yeah, I guess that's one way to get out of your chores." AJ chuckled
  3428.  
  3429. > "I think Muffins will be a great replacement."
  3430.  
  3431. > "Oh no!" AJ laughed "Muffins ain't gonna be doing your chores."
  3432.  
  3433. > "Wellll….Since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I'm going to need somepony to take my place."
  3434.  
  3435. > "What do you mean? Where do you think you're going?"
  3436.  
  3437. > Dash looked over at me and AJ
  3438.  
  3439. > "I guess I should let you know. I'm going to be out of town for a while so…"
  3440.  
  3441. > "You're abandoning me?"
  3442.  
  3443. > "Noooo….I'm skipping town for a while. It's for the farm."
  3444.  
  3445. > AJ’s eyes jolted between Dash and I
  3446.  
  3447. > "Oh, I see what's going on here.” AJ said, digging her hoof into the tuft of fur below Dashies neck “You thought that I wouldn't get mad because Muffins is here."
  3448.  
  3449. > "Did it work?" Dash peeped
  3450.  
  3451. > AJ sighed "Muffins, can I have a moment alone with my irresponsible, selfish mare friend."
  3452.  
  3453. "O…Okay…"
  3454.  
  3455. > I exited the barn, their hushed hissing and bickering caught my ears.
  3456.  
  3457.  
  3458. > I peered through a crack in the barn door and listened
  3459.  
  3460. > "Where are you going? What didn't you tell me you were leaving?" AJ whispered in tone, but not in volume
  3461.  
  3462. > “I’m not going to be long gone long. A month at most.” Dash replied, sounding unusually nervous
  3463.  
  3464. > “A month! Are you crazy! Where are you going?”
  3465.  
  3466. > “I can’t tell you. But I promise that it’s in the best interest of the farm. I’m doing this for us.”
  3467.  
  3468. > AJ whipped Dash across the face with her hoof
  3469.  
  3470. > “Don’t tell me that! If you really cared you would have told me! I’ve been sitting in my room worrying about losing the farm for a month! I didn’t think for a second about losing you too.”
  3471.  
  3472. > “I’m not abandoning you! This is for us! For the farm!”
  3473.  
  3474. > “You’re an idiot. If you thought I would
  3475.  
  3476. > AJ came storming towards the door and I pulled myself to the side
  3477.  
  3478. > She smashed the doors open and marched down the lane
  3479.  
  3480. “I..Is everything okay?”
  3481.  
  3482. > “Yeah. Just fine.” She growled
  3483.  
  3484. > Rainbow sulked towards me with her hoof over her face
  3485.  
  3486. "What happened?" I asked putting my hoof on her shoulder
  3487.  
  3488. > She shoved my hoof away
  3489.  
  3490. > "Nothing!"
  3491.  
  3492. "Oh…O…Okay…"
  3493.  
  3494. > I hung my head
  3495.  
  3496. > "Come on. Let's grab a drink."
  3497.  
  3498.  
  3499. 14 Fluttershy:
  3500.  
  3501. > After work Aloe and Lotus brought me to city hall
  3502.  
  3503. > We all signed a non-disclosure before entering
  3504. > At the head of the table was Mayor Mare.
  3505. > Beside her was a twitchy white earth pony with a blonde mane and a white coat
  3506.  
  3507. > It’s alarming how many ponies were involved and knew of Muffins magical milk
  3508.  
  3509. > Just a couple months ago no pony paid a second thought about Muffins
  3510.  
  3511. > Most either ignored her or laughed at her.
  3512. > Now she's the topic of town meetings
  3513.  
  3514. > I sat opposite of Mayor mare
  3515. > From behind I felt pressure along the head of the chair
  3516. > When I looked up I saw Berry with a bandage around her eye
  3517.  
  3518. > So they were telling the truth
  3519. > "Berry. Milk." Mayor mate ordered
  3520.  
  3521. > Berry dragged her hooves along the floor and filled Mayor Mares cup
  3522.  
  3523. > "Nasty bit of business." Mayor Mare nodded "You always had such nice eyes."
  3524.  
  3525. > “We are here to discuss how we will use Derpy most efficiently.” The mayor said
  3526.  
  3527. > Aloe struck the the table
  3528.  
  3529. > “She’s OUR milk mare. The only reason any of you know Derpy is “Best Pony” Is because of an internal screw up.”
  3530.  
  3531. > "This is true." Lotus nodded
  3532.  
  3533. > “Derpy signed a contract allowing us full rights to her milk. It's not our fault she can't follow simple instructions. Maybe somepony should keep her mare friend on a tighter leash.”
  3534.  
  3535. > Everypony looked at me
  3536.  
  3537. “Oh….Well, the thing is. Muffins doesn’t like being bossed around. Especially by me…She says it's embarrassing.”
  3538.  
  3539. > “Fluttershy. How much does Derpy know about any of this?”
  3540.  
  3541. “Very little. I don’t think she understands that ponies are using her milk to ummm…Get high.”
  3542.  
  3543. > “You understand that the reason you're still involved in any of this is because we still see benefits in your mediation.”
  3544.  
  3545. > “WE never agreed on anything” The white mare said
  3546.  
  3547. > “You’re entrance into our line of work was unpredicted and improper.” Mayor Mate argued
  3548. "If you spoke with me I could have had a fair deal exchanged."
  3549.  
  3550. > "I think we're doing better than we ever would have under your conditions." The pale mare laughed
  3551.  
  3552. > "Besides. I don't even know why you're talking about. We didn’t do anything different than what the French ponies did."
  3553.  
  3554. > “You didn’t inform anypony that you were going to sell milk. Let alone Derpys milk.” Aloe spat, nearly leaping over the table
  3555.  
  3556. > Mayor Mare nodded
  3557.  
  3558. > “If you wanted to sell Derpys milk, all you needed to do was ask. Speaking of which, where is she now?"
  3559.  
  3560. > everypony in the room looked to me again
  3561.  
  3562. "I thought she was delivering her mail. She said she's had lots of orders."
  3563.  
  3564. > "Last time I saw her she was with us. I'm not going to say where we're hiding for obvious reasons, but I just want you to know that she's
  3565.  
  3566. "Why don't we let her decide who she wants to sell to?"
  3567.  
  3568. > I coughed and a wad of cum landed on my hoof
  3569.  
  3570.  
  3571. > “Derpy will sell milk to both Aryannes gang and the spa sisters. I will personally be collecting tax from your profits by the end of every week. Going forward, all of us will be responsible for protecting Derpy. She and Twilight Sparkle are the two most important ponies in this town. But neither must find out about any of this.”
  3572.  
  3573. > Every pony nodded
  3574.  
  3575. > “Now, about you.” Mayor Mare glared
  3576.  
  3577. “Me?”
  3578.  
  3579. > “You’ve proven to be disorganized, irresponsable and a neglectful mare friend.”
  3580.  
  3581. “I am none of those things! I love and care for Muffins. But I assume none of you here consider that important.”
  3582.  
  3583. >...
  3584.  
  3585. > “There are two options. Either we cut you out of the deal and I take Derpy in for myself and organize her time accordingly.”
  3586.  
  3587. “You wouldn’t.” I growled
  3588.  
  3589. > “You're right. Frankly, I’m far too busy. And bringing another pony into this mess to watch over the hapless mare will just lead to more problems.”
  3590.  
  3591. “So what do you suggest?”
  3592.  
  3593. > “You can stay with Muffins. She is your mare friend after all.”
  3594.  
  3595. “Thank you mayor.”
  3596.  
  3597. > “But you are also in charge of collecting tax for me, working for Aloe and Lotus at the milk bar and helping Aryanne with her shipments. You will be acting as a true mediator benefitting the three of us.”
  3598.  
  3599. “I guess if that's what's best…”
  3600.  
  3601.  
  3602. > “Perfect!”
  3603.  
  3604. > “But what about Filthy Rich and Twilight?” Lotus asked the mayor
  3605.  
  3606. > “Twilight hasn’t got a clue about any of this. Under normal circumstances I would have her silenced. But she’s at the right hoof of the princess. There is nothing we can do to Twilight Sparkle. But! I believe we should continue to help her in her investigation ... .Just not too much. Filthy is an entirely different problem. My main concern is that he’s somehow making bits behind my back and not paying his share of tax.”
  3607.  
  3608.  
  3609.  
  3610. Pinkie:
  3611.  
  3612. > I returned home exhausted and sticky
  3613.  
  3614. > Despite my biological disadvantage. I had won, Trixie felt obligated to help me carry all the food I won to the library
  3615.  
  3616.  
  3617.  
  3618. > Marble sat waiting for me
  3619.  
  3620. "Marble! I'm home!"
  3621.  
  3622. > Marble clapped when she saw the grocery bags
  3623.  
  3624. "Where's Twilight?"
  3625.  
  3626. > Marble gestured to the stairs with her head
  3627.  
  3628. > I sat beside her and sighed
  3629.  
  3630. "What a busy day."
  3631.  
  3632. > Her belly groaned
  3633.  
  3634.  
  3635. > I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a cup
  3636.  
  3637. > I squeezed one of my middle teats until the glass was full
  3638.  
  3639. > She took a sip and smacked her lips together
  3640.  
  3641. > She smiled and began to chug the milk
  3642.  
  3643. "That good, huh?"
  3644.  
  3645. > She nodded and passed me the cup
  3646.  
  3647. > I looked at the cup than at Trixie
  3648.  
  3649. > Hmmmm….
  3650.  
  3651. > The cup
  3652.  
  3653. > the ice cube
  3654.  
  3655. > Trixie
  3656.  
  3657. > There's a connection here
  3658.  
  3659. >...
  3660.  
  3661. > Cup
  3662.  
  3663. > Trixie
  3664.  
  3665. > Ice cube
  3666.  
  3667. > Ah, ha!
  3668.  
  3669. "Trixie! I thought of the greatest idea ever."
  3670.  
  3671. > "I don't wanna hear it."
  3672.  
  3673. "I think I've found a solution to our problems."
  3674.  
  3675. > "And what's that?"
  3676.  
  3677. "Ok, so hear me out. Is your body climate controlled?'
  3678.  
  3679. > "Of course."
  3680.  
  3681. "Can you adjust your temperature manually?"
  3682.  
  3683. > She rolled her eyes upwards in thought
  3684.  
  3685. > "If you're asking if I can control my own body heat than yes. My programs allow that."
  3686.  
  3687. "Perfect!"
  3688.  
  3689. > "What are you getting at?"
  3690.  
  3691. "You may have been designed for sex. But I think your new body has so much more potential."
  3692.  
  3693. > "You're scaring me."
  3694.  
  3695. “Trixie, you can’t keep living like this! Filthy doesn’t respect you. You’re just a thing to him.
  3696.  
  3697.  
  3698.  
  3699. > I pointed to her flanks where it said “Property of Filthy Rich”
  3700.  
  3701. "Oh Trixie. We are going to make so many Bits!"
  3702.  
  3703.  
  3704. 15 Derpy:
  3705.  
  3706. > Rainbow and I sat atop a pile of hay watching the sunset
  3707. > It was really cold, so Dashie brought me a blanket and hot chocolate
  3708.  
  3709. > Dash was drinking cider and was wearing a tatter plaid jacket
  3710. > Once Dash started dating Applejack, she really got into farmers fashion
  3711.  
  3712. > I don't think I'll ever wear a jacket again with my chest the way it is.
  3713.  
  3714. “Thanks for the hot chocolate.” I said chattering my teeth
  3715.  
  3716. > “You sure you don’t want any cider.”
  3717.  
  3718. “Yeah. I’m sure" I shuddered, remembering the night at the hotel.
  3719. > I think I'm done with alcohol for my lifetime
  3720.  
  3721. > “You’ve always been a strange mare.”
  3722.  
  3723. “So I’ve been told.” I said, sipping my hot chocolate
  3724.  
  3725. > …
  3726.  
  3727.  
  3728. > "I'm sorry I brought you into this." Dash sighed
  3729.  
  3730. “What do you mean?”
  3731.  
  3732. > “This stupid thing between AJ and I. I thought that maybe if you were there and my chores were taken care of she wouldn’t get so angry about me leaving. It was foolish to think I could get away with any of this.”
  3733.  
  3734. “It’s okay Dash. Nopony is perfect.”
  3735.  
  3736. > ….
  3737.  
  3738. “It’s kind of embarrassing to admit that I’ve never been in a relationship until now. I always thought they were simple.”
  3739.  
  3740. > “What gave you that idea?”
  3741.  
  3742. “I don’t know…I don’t remember my parents ever fighting. And in my books everypony is always so happy. In reality relationships are hard. Seeing You and AJ fight helped me realize that it isn’t just a problem with me and Fluttershy. We all have issues.”
  3743.  
  3744. > “I know you asked me earlier for relationship advice. I didn’t want to answer because it felt awkward. I know it sounds weak, but most ponies don’t like admitting they have dirty laundry.”
  3745.  
  3746. “Laundry is only a part of our problem. I still need to clean out the shower, do the dishes and clean the bed.”
  3747.  
  3748. > “Your problems are much deeper than some neglected chores. I’ve seen your house, it’s a disaster.”
  3749.  
  3750. “Until recently, I thought Fluttershy was the reason I’m always so unhappy. But I'm starting to think that's it's my fault too. I keep making stupid mistakes that I know I shouldn’t. But I’m either too nervous or too absent minded to stop myself.”
  3751.  
  3752. > “I wouldn’t be so hard on yourself. Fluttershy knew what she was getting into when she started crushing on you.”
  3753.  
  3754. > I watched the marshmallows start to sink to the bottom of the cup
  3755.  
  3756. “I guess…I…I just feel really stupid about everything that's happened recently.”
  3757.  
  3758. > “I think this year has been hard on all of us.”
  3759.  
  3760. >...
  3761.  
  3762. “Dashie. I know it’s a weird question. But is it normal to hate your marefriend?”
  3763.  
  3764. > “Oh, don’t be so dramatic! You and Fluttershy are the two closest friends I know.”
  3765.  
  3766. “That doesn’t answer my question.”
  3767.  
  3768. > “Well…At times AJ can get on my nerves, but at the same time. I know I get on hers too. I would say that a healthy amount of suppressed resentment is normal.”
  3769.  
  3770. “I love Fluttershy. She’s my bestest friend ever. But she tries too hard to be liked. I feel like even after all these years she’s still embarrassed by me. I know she won’t admit it, but she’s always trying to change me. When I lived alone I never did dishes or laundry, but I still got along fine.”
  3771.  
  3772. > “I don’t know what to tell you Muffins. It sounds like you two have some majorly different lifestyle choices.”
  3773.  
  3774. “I hate her.” I pouted
  3775.  
  3776. > “Do you think that maybe you’re angry at her because she’s holding you up to a higher standard?”
  3777.  
  3778. “What do you mean?”
  3779.  
  3780. > “I think Fluttershy believes that you can be better and is trying to push you in the right direction. It’s in her nature to help after all.”
  3781.  
  3782. “I never thought about it like that."
  3783.  
  3784. "Dash?"
  3785.  
  3786. > "Yes, Muffins?"
  3787.  
  3788. "I don't wanna hurt anypony."
  3789.  
  3790. Theme:
  3791. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHk2PtPO5wY&ab_channel=MarelbroCigrettes

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