Strange Attachments part one


                                            >Be Anon

                                            >You are just adjusting to life in Ponyvile and getting used to the day-to-day after that crazy wedding with Shining Armor and Princess Cadence.

                                            >That one changeling was on your mind; what was her name, Queen Chrysalis? She was something; you only caught the end of the whole event.

                                            >You wondered about her before she was banished, and you and she traded glances. You wonder if you ever met that; what was she called a Changeling, right?

                                            >You pester Twilight with books about her and the changelings. She gave you looks when you mentioned how she was quite the looker.

                                            >"Anon, you're not thinking about looking for her, are you?" She asks you, giving you a glare, "You saw what she did at the wedding; if I catch you using these books irresponsibly, you are banned from his library for a week."

                                            >I was annoyed by the words you responded with.

                                            "No twilight; I won't read these books irresponsibly. God damn woman... I make one compliment to her, and suddenly you get all jealous.

                                            >Her twists around—she almost looked like she was going to smack you with the book. "Jealous, I will let you know. I'm quite conformable with my marehood, and I don't get all riled up when a friend of mine is interested in another girl."

                                            "Uh-huh, just give me the damn books, you book nerd."

                                            >With an exasperated sigh, she turns around and hands the books over to you. "Just remember to return them, mister, in the condition they were handed to you in.

                                            >You look over the books quickly before pointing out to her.

                                            "What, no pictures?"

                                            >She gives you a scowling look. "If you want pictures, you can go to the kids section on much safer material not involving the enemies of equestria."

                                            "Fine, god damn, it was just a joke." You say annoyed. "Pain in my goddamn ass."

                                            "What was that?!" she asks with a growl. "Nothing!" You say before finally leaving.

                                            >Making your way home, as the pegasi form the clouds for a rainy night, you quickly dart home, your little shack that's near the ever-free forest, you live pretty near Fluttershy too, and you wave her good night as you start on your research on these strange creatures known as changelings.

                                            >You pan over the words with an almost other worldly gee; the book's covers them, but it's lacks more interesting details.

                                            >You want to know more personal things about these creatures, especially their queen. You find one page actually depicting her.

                                            >You want to know more, so you want to use the laptop you brought over when you came to this world. Going under your bed, you pull out your special case, but when you go to open it, your laptop is missing.

                                            >You pan over the words with an almost other worldly gee; the book's covers them, but it's lacks more interesting details.

                                            >You want to know more personal things about these creatures, especially their queen. You find one page actually depicting her.

                                            >You want to know more, so you want to use the laptop you brought over when you came to this world. Going under your bed, you pull out your special case, but when you go to open it, your laptop is missing.

                                            >Looking over the book, I remember a certain passage about how changelings choose their targets.

                                            >It reads as such: "Changelings will use various personal effects of the pony they plan on replacing or using for love to better mimic their target's desires." Huh, well, that's odd; most of what's on there are just pictures of humans and his web browser. The thought of changelings trying to mimic is kind of funny now.

                                            >You want to know more, so you want to use the laptop you brought over when you came to this world. Going under your bed, you pull out your special case, but when you go to open it, your laptop is missing.

                                            >Looking over the book, I remember a certain passage about how changelings choose their targets.

                                            >It reads as such: "Changelings will use various personal effects of the pony they plan on replacing or using for love to better mimic their target's desires." Huh, well, that's odd; most of what's on there are just pictures of humans and his web browser. The thought of changelings trying to mimic is kind of funny now.

                                            >Be Queen Chrysalis.

                                            >You're tired and frustrated after your defeat at Canterlot. Those pony's bruised your beautiful body; it is at least nice to be home at the hive after such a long day.

                                            >You try to relax, but suddenly a loud, annoying buzzing comes through. It was one of your loyal Changelings, and he was spouting about how he brought intel from Ponyvile and potential items to use against the ponies.

                                            >"Not now, little one; can't you see your queen is deeply tired?" She is lazily relaxing on her throne. "But my queen, this device is from Ponyvile that holds countless knowledge; it's from that strange thing the ponies call the human Anon.

                                            >Your ears perk up slightly. That strange creature who only showed up in the end, before your defeat by Cadence's hand, you wonder, did he have a role in your defeat as well? He sure stared at you while you made your amazing speech.

                                            >"Bring the device here." She demands it, and Changeling quickly sets it down on the laptop. However, she looks over it, wondering how you even turned on this strange thing.

                                            >"Is it power by magic?" She's trying her magic, but it doesn't respond. "Curses..." She hisses under her breath. "It would have to be like this; she had no choice; she would need the human to help her. "Hmm, what do humans look like? She only has him to go by."

                                            >She will just have to wing it by anon's appearance, she supposed. "All be back, my Changelings, and when I come back, we will have Equestrian's demise in our grasp!"

                                            She's going towards the human's place, disguising herself as a "female human," or at least her idea of one.

                                            >Be Anon

                                            >You were just reading the books carefully. When a sudden knock on the door is heard, you go to open the door and see a "female human," which has none of the looks of one. He looked more like a dude in drag.

                                            "Wow, I don't know whether or not to be insulted, degusted, or confused; why the hell would you think a female human would look like that?" >Chrysalis stood there in shock. Never has she faced a situation like this; it was actually embarrassing. But she tried to play it cool.

                                            >"Hey baby, is it just me or are there stars in your eyes? Wait~ Shit."

                                            >Be Anon

                                            >You were just reading the books carefully. When a sudden knock on the door is heard, you go to open the door and see a "female human," which has none of the looks of one. He looked more like a dude in drag.

                                            "Wow, I don't know whether or not to be insulted, degusted, or confused; why the hell would you think a female human would look like that?" >Chrysalis stood there in shock. Never has she faced a situation like this; it was actually embarrassing. But she tried to play it cool.

                                            >"Hey baby, is it just me or are there stars in your eyes? Wait~ Shit."

                                            >You were getting second-hand embarrassment from this interaction; you just pulled the poor thing, wanting to just stop this.

                                            "So this is how you show up, Jesus Christ. I didn't think this would actually be this clumsy, and you guys had pictures of humans on my laptop; how did you fuck up this badly?"

                                            >"Who in the name of Tartarus is Jesus Christ?" She asks as the situation spirals. "And hey, I was going off by what I've only seen; we couldn't figure out how to turn on your laptop."

                                            >You face palm at the pure stupidity of this situation.

                                            "You mean to tell me you had my laptop and you couldn't figure out how to press the power button?..." This was gradually becoming a circus. "And could you please change out of that form, like I can't take you seriously in that?

                                            >"No!" "Why not!" "Because now I'm embarrassed." "For fuck sake, please. If you don't, I will start fucking screaming, and Fluttershy doesn't live that far from me." "YOU ARE ALEARDY SCREAMING." "I FUCKING KNOW, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST SHOW ME YOUR TRUE FACE." "FINE!"

                                            >With a huff, the queen finally relents, and, in a beautiful act of magic, the changeling changes into her true form. "THERE HAPPY."

                                            You just stand in shock-brilliance, looking at her without saying a thing. She almost seems uncomfortable with your staring.

                                            >"Will you stop that? You got what you wanted."

                                            "I'm sorry, I wasn't exactly expecting the queen herself to come down and greet me at my door, although I kind of would have preferred if you came as this and not as something else." Your words catch her off guard. "Well, what could I help the powerful queen of changelings with?"

                                            >She hesitates a little. Usually she has to mind-control others to get what she wants, but the human is just gladly helping her.

                                            >"Well, I wish to know how to turn on that device, if you don't mind."

                                            "Well, I'd be happy to come over and show you how it works."

                                            >"You are rather bold to assume I just let you into my hive. How do I not know you share our secrets? No Just simply tell me how, and all will be on my way."

                                            "Heh, alright, fine, you need to press the button in the top left that should turn it on, and hey, maybe some other time I could take you on a date somewhere."

                                            >A coy smile appears on her lips. "Hah, a date with you?... Hahahah... Well, we will see, provided you don't tell anyone about this little interaction."

                                            >You do a zipper-locking motion on your lips.

                                            "My lips are sealed."

                                            >"Well then, human, I wish you good night...and thank you for your assistance." She says that as you let her out of the door, she gives a playful wink and flies off.

                                            "Well, Anon, it looks like your game is still just as good as ever, although if Twilight finds out she's going to fucking kill me, so I'm just going to play this super chill."