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The 7th Element

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Created: 2024-05-11 17:21:22
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  1. Disclaimer: This is my first attempt at writing, so there will be mistakes eventually. Also, i've never watched a full episode of the show, everything i know about it is from the Fandom, which i've been in for about 2 years now. it's pretty funny actually, i remember the first thing that caught my attention was a Youtube series called 'Friendship is Gic'. how i accidentally ran into that is beyond me, but afterwards i started looking for more, and eventually found 'Pony Thread Simulator'. Decided to have a look on 4 Chan for myself, and the rest is history. With that out of the way, please enjoy my terrible story
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  18. >There's that Nightmare again
  19. "Mommy NOOO!"
  20. >You wake in a cold sweat...Outside?
  21. >You rub the sleep from your eyes and notice something
  22. >It looks different somehow
  23. >Great, it's one of 'Those' nightmares where you wake up into a dream
  24. >As you look in all directions, you notice there's something to your right
  25. >It looks like...a small horse. a Pony?
  26. >What the fuck?
  27. >It looks surprised
  28. >Might as well try talking to it
  29. "Umm, hi" You say
  30. >Your social skills have never let you down before!
  31. >This time will surely be no different
  32. >It somehow looks more surprised
  33. >"Uhhh, what are you?" She asks
  34. >This shouldn't require much thought
  35. "My name is Anon, and i'm a Human. What is your name?"
  36. >She looks slightly nervous
  37. >"My name is Minuette"
  38. "That's a lovely name, it's nice to meet you Minuette" You say with a soft smile
  39. >"You too" She smiles as well
  40. "Soo, where am i?" You ask, to break the small silence
  41. >"In a field just outside of Ponyville"
  42. "Ok, which way is that?" You ask
  43. >"I'll show you"
  44.  
  45. >She began to lead you there
  46. >"So, where you from? not to be rude, but i've never seen anything like you before" She asks, looking over to you
  47. "From a planet called Earth"
  48. >"Earth, i've never heard of it"
  49. "It's likely in another universe" You say
  50. >"Really? how did you get here?"
  51. "I just sort of woke up here. was i asleep when you found me?" You ask
  52. >"Yeah, i don't know how long you were there though"
  53. "Hmmm"
  54. >Guess this isn't a dream
  55. >You're pretty open-minded, so this kind of thing doesn't surprise you as much as it would most others
  56. >"Well, we're here"
  57. >You look up and see a vibrant town full of colorful Ponies walking every which way
  58. >Some have stopped to look at you, others either don't notice or don't care
  59. "Hi, my name is Anon, and i'm a Human. i come in peace!" You say, with a friendly wave
  60. >The ones that stopped, start running, causing others to notice and run as well
  61. >Except one
  62. >"Well, i'm sure you can find your way around town and make some friends. see ya!"
  63. "See ya"
  64. >And with that, Minuette walks away, leaving you with the only Pony that didn't run
  65. "Umm hi, my name is Anon, what's your name?"
  66. >"Vinyl Scratch, but you can call me Vinyl" She says, with a smirk
  67. "It's nice to meet you Vinyl" You say, with a smile to relieve some of the tension
  68. >Though, this purple-shades-wearing headphone-having Pony doesn't seem nervous at all
  69. >She seems almost confident
  70. >"So where are you from?"
  71. "A planet called Earth, i just woke up here a bit ago. i don't know how i ended up here though"
  72. >"Cool! Got any otherworldly music?" She asks, excitedly
  73. >Pretty straightforward... mare
  74. >You reach into your pocket, and pull out your trusty phone
  75. >"What's that?" She asks, turning her head to the side a bit
  76. "It's called a Phone. You can use it for all sorts of stuff. including storing music" You say, with a smirk
  77. >"Sweet! let's hear some music!"
  78. "What genre do you like?" You ask
  79. >"Lots, but something with bass is my jam"
  80. "Ok, i should have a couple of songs like that. You wanna find a place to sit?"
  81. >"How about by that tree?" She suggests
  82. >She points to a tree near the edge of the meadow you and Minuette walked from
  83. "Sure" You agree
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  85. >On the way there, you explained that there's a port on the phone for Headphones
  86. >You also plug in your awesome audio splitter for Maximum Jamming Potential
  87. >And bust out your cool blue earbuds™
  88. >You arrive, and after you and Vinyl plug in your Musical listening-to Accesories, you play the first song
  89. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLBlOhihhrg
  90. >She seems to be enjoying it
  91. >You're both bobbing your heads to the beat
  92. >You go through a few songs, and she decides it's time to wrap it up
  93. >"That was pretty chill, we should do this again sometime"
  94. "Sounds good to me, i'll catch ya later Vinyl" You say, extending your arm ending in a closed fist. Signifying your quiet request for a bump
  95. >She stares quizzically at your hand for a bit, but complies nonetheless with a fist-hoof bump
  96.  
  97. >And with that you started walking back towards Ponyville
  98. >At least you made some new friends
  99. >As you walk further into town, you notice a Purple Pony with wings and a horn headed your way
  100. "Hi there, my name is Anon, i'm a Human" You say
  101. >"It's nice to meet you Anon. my name is Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twilight. follow me"
  102. >Being the open-minded guy you are, you comply
  103. >On the way to wherever she's leading you, you explained where you're from, and that you just woke up here
  104. >Apparently, the locals informed the Royal Guards of your presence, and urged Twilight to investigate
  105. >You eventually end up in front of a large Castle made of Crystals
  106. >Neat
  107. >She leads you inside and introduces you to a small creature
  108. >"Hey Spike, this is Anon. a Human from a planet called Earth"
  109. "It's nice to meet you Spike, i have a question for you if you don't mind"
  110. >"Sure, what is it?"
  111. "You're a Dragon right?" You ask
  112. >Spike and Twilight both look surprised
  113. >"How did you know i was a Dragon?"
  114. "Just a guess really. you look similar to the Dragons i've seen on Earth because of your scales"
  115. >Fictional of course, for obvious reasons
  116. "Does that mean that you can breathe Fire?"
  117. >Spike puts on a grin
  118. >"Yep" Is all he says
  119. >He then proceeds to breathe fire above your head. though not close enough to set you on fire
  120. "Awesome!" You say, excitedly
  121. >Spike smiles
  122. >"We should get going, talk to you later Spike" Twilight says
  123. "See ya"
  124. >Spike nods
  125.  
  126. >You and Twilight engage in small talk, mostly consisting of where you're from
  127. >"Here we are, the Princesses would like to talk to you"
  128. >Twilight flies over and sits in one of the thrones, the others holding white, dark blue, and pink Ponies.
  129. >Twilight must be a Princess as well
  130. >Though, the others are quite large
  131. >The white one speaks first
  132. >"You must be Anon, correct?"
  133. "Yes, your majesty" You say, with a deep bow
  134. >They all giggle
  135. >"There'll be no need for such formalities dear Anon" She says softly, giving off a motherly feel
  136. >You blush, and shift uncomfortably on your feet
  137. "Sorry, this is kinda new to me" You say, embarrassed
  138. >"Do not worry, i wish to ask a few questions" She says, wearing a comforting smile
  139. >You then explain what you are, where you come from, and how you got here
  140. >Apparently the white one is Celestia, the dark blue one is Luna, and the pink one is Cadence
  141. >"So, how do you Recreate?" Cadence asks
  142. "Uhh" is all you manage in the face of such an odd question
  143. >"No further questions!" Celestia says, waving her hooves and sheepishly smiling
  144. "See ya later!" You say, turning and walking away slightly faster than normal
  145.  
  146. >You're now back in Ponyville
  147. >Looking up, you see a Blue Pony flying about and... Moving clouds
  148. >Ok
  149. >You wave at them
  150. "Hi there!"
  151. >She notices you, and slowly flies down to you
  152. >"What are YOU?" She asks, looking you over
  153. "My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth" You say, routinely
  154. >"Sounds lame" is all she says
  155. "What's your name?"
  156. >She looks taken aback for a moment
  157. >"You already know who i am" She says, with an air of confidence
  158. "I do?" is all you say, surprised by the Pony's antics
  159. >"Of course! I'm the fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria!" She says, puffing out her chest
  160. "That's impressive"
  161. >"Of course it is!"
  162. "I'll talk to you later i guess" You say walking away
  163. >"Wait!"
  164. "Huh?" You say turning to face her once again
  165. >"The name's Rainbow Dash by the way"
  166. "Nice to meet you Ranbow Dash" You say with a soft smile
  167. >"You wanna get something to eat?" She says with a slight blush
  168. "Sure" You could use something to nom on
  169.  
  170. >After a bit of walking, you arrive at a place called Sugarcube Corner
  171. >It's getting dark outside, so they must stay open for a while
  172. >The door opens with a jingle, alerting the Pony at the counter of your presence
  173. >She stares with wide eyes before quickly turning it into a smile
  174. >"Good evening, umm, what can i get you sir?"
  175. >You're caught off guard by her calling you sir, but before you can say anything, Rainbow Dash interjects
  176. >"We'll have the Lovers Cupcake" She quickly says
  177. >"Coming right up!" The Pony at the counter says, before quickly walking out of sight to prepare it
  178. "The Lovers Cupcake?" You ask, confused
  179. >"Yeah, it's a pretty tasty cupcake" She says, looking at the floor and blushing brightly
  180. >Before you can say anything else, the mare returns with the cupcake
  181. >"It's on the house" She says with a nervous smile
  182. >Rainbow Dash grabs it off the counter with a single hoof...Somehow, and then you both head outside
  183.  
  184. "So, we're gonna share the cupcake?" You ask
  185. >"Yeah" She says, still looking embarrassed
  186. "Where do you wanna eat?"
  187. >"Over here is fine" She says, floating over to a bench near the side of the place
  188. "You want the first bite?" You ask sitting next to her
  189. >Instead of answering, she takes a generous bite of it
  190. >You man-giggle at the adorable sight
  191. >"What?" She asks, annoyed, with plenty of cupcake still in her mouth
  192. "That was pretty cute" You say, teasing her
  193. >"I am Not cute!" She says, blushing and pouting, making her more cute
  194. "Whatever you say" you say, taking a bite of your own
  195. >And it's Delicious
  196. >You're both about to finish the cupcake, when a yellow mare with slightly Red and Orange hair walks by and notices the two of you
  197. >"Rainbow Dash? Haha! is that a Lovers Cupcake?"
  198. >"I-" Dash says, clearly very embarrassed
  199. "Yeah! and we were enjoying it until you came along" You say, not in love with this mares attitude
  200. >The mare is taken aback
  201. >"And what are you exactly?" She asks, clearly upset with you
  202. "My name is Anon, and i'm a Human from the planet Earth, but that's not important. you should apologize to Dash for laughing at her" You say, glaring full-capacity
  203. >She stares at you, mouth agape.
  204. >"Don't you know who i am?"
  205. "Can't say that i do" You say, eager to end this confrontation
  206. >"Hmph! i don't need this" She says, then walks away
  207.  
  208. "You can have the last bite" You say looking over at her
  209. >It's already gone
  210. >She's giving you 'The Look' and advancing
  211. >You know what's coming next, and decide to meet her halfway
  212. >She squeaks in surprise, but quickly relaxes into the kiss
  213. >The kiss lasts for a bit, no tongue-action, but that's perfectly fine, it was just a cupcake after all
  214. >After the kiss ends, you notice a bit of icing on the corner of her mouth, and decide to take a risk
  215. "You got a little bit of icing on you, let me get that for you" You say pointing at the icing
  216. >You then lean forward and lick it off, nice and slow
  217. >You return to your normal sitting position, and give her a smile
  218. >She's blushing like crazy, and staring wide-eyed at you
  219. >"I think i missed a few clouds, haha, see ya later!"
  220. >She then flies off, leaving a rainbow trail behind her
  221.  
  222. >That was fun, the only thing that wasn't fun, was that rude mare
  223. >But you've got other problems. it's now nighttime. where are you going to stay?
  224. >Don't know why you didn't think of this earlier, it's a serious problem
  225. >You would sleep on this bench, but now you have an angry Yellow mare probably wondering the streets
  226. >You feel chills all over you
  227. >Maybe you should ask Twilight?
  228. >Yeah, it beats dying a Yellow, Red, and Orange, death
  229.  
  230. >On the way, you notice a building that looks like a tailor shop
  231. >The lights are on, so you might as well look around a bit
  232. >Once inside, you notice a lack of Ponies
  233. >You decide to look around anyway
  234. >After a bit, you hear someone walking down the stairs
  235. >A small filly stops and looks at you
  236. "Umm hi, i saw that the lights were on, so i assumed it was open, i was just looking around"
  237. >"What are you exactly?" She asks in an adorable voice, sitting down
  238. "My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth"
  239. >"Wow, that's Cool!" She says, her voice cracking a bit
  240. >"Everything alright sweetie?" a mare asks, while walking down the stairs
  241. >When she reaches the bottom, she notices you
  242. >"I was just talking to Anon, a Human from the planet Earth"
  243. "Hi" you say, waving you're hand "I saw that the lights were on, so i assumed it was open. i can leave if you want"
  244. >"That won't be necessary darling, would you like a new outfit?" She says, lifting her mane a bit with a hoof
  245. "You carry clothes for Humans?"
  246. >"I would have to make them for you"
  247. >Uh-oh
  248. "Actually, i don't have any money"
  249. >"Don't worry darling, i'll do it for free" She says giggling a bit
  250. >Another thing for free. you hope they aren't scared of you or something
  251. "You don't have to do that, it would probably take a lot of work, especially considering i'm new here"
  252. >"Please darling, it would only take a bit to get the measurements. I'm the best at what i do after all" She says, confidently
  253. "If you insist, what are your names by the way?" You ask
  254. >"My name is Rarity" She says
  255. >"I'm Sweetie Belle!" She says, turning on her high-beams
  256. "It's nice to meet the both of you" You say, giving a soft smile
  257. >They both give smiles of their own
  258. >"Follow me if you would" Rarity says, as she heads up the stairs
  259.  
  260. >You follow her, and end up in what you assume is her workshop
  261. >"Stand there for me please" She says, pointing to a small platform near the middle of the room
  262. >When you arrive, she instructs you to stand with you're feet slightly apart, and you're arms outstretched
  263. >Great, you're now the early stages of a Video Game
  264. >"One moment"
  265. >One moment later, there are several strips of measuring tape flying at you
  266. "Agh!" Is all you manage to say before you're mutilated
  267. >But, you never get savaged by flying inanimate objects
  268. >"Sorry, i didn't mean to startle you darling" She says, giggling
  269. >What?
  270. >You move your arms away from your face and see the tape, floating with an aura around the individual strips
  271. >You also notice the same aura on her horn.
  272. >Time for questioning
  273. "Are you lifting those with some kind of Magic?"
  274. >"Of course" Is all she says
  275. "Woah, Magic didn't exist on Earth"
  276. >"Really?" She asks, dumbstruck
  277. "Yeah, that's why i was startled, haha, Anyways, you may continue, i won't hide this time"
  278. >She giggles a bit, and gets to work
  279. >It only takes about 30 seconds before she's done
  280. >I guess she IS the best at what she does
  281. >"Your clothes will be done sometime tomorrow, stop by in the evening to pick them up"
  282. "Thanks, this means a lot Rarity" You say, as you lift her into a hug
  283. >"No problem darling" She says, slightly flustered
  284.  
  285. >And with that, you're on your way out of the shop
  286. >Sweetie Belle stops you by the door
  287. >"Hey, umm, i was wondering if you wanted to hang out tomorrow?" She asks with an adorable smile, and cheery tone
  288. >Saying no to that face would be a crime
  289. "Sure!" You say, putting on a 4-ply smile. only the softest smiles for small cute Pony
  290. >"Yaay! I'll see ya tomorrow Anon!" She says, doing a cute trot in place
  291. >Couple all of this adorableness, with the the cupcake you ate earlier, and the future is looking pretty grim
  292. "See ya Sweetie Belle!"
  293.  
  294. >And now you're on your way to the castle
  295. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3DowZCTGI
  296. >Along the way, you spot a blue pony pulling a huge cart
  297. >Holy shit, that thing looks heavy! you should help them
  298. >As you approach, you notice they're wearing a cool looking hat and cape
  299. >Maybe a magician?
  300. "Hey there, you need some help with that?" You ask, making your presence known
  301. >She looks up at you
  302. >"Trixie doesn't need help, She can pull this just fine" She says, not sounding tired at all
  303. >Third-Pony perspective? You can dig it, at least it skips a part of the introduction
  304. "Ok, i just figured i'd ask, this thing looks super heavy, haha" You say, nervously rubbing the back of your head
  305. >"Hmm, you can help Trixie in another way" She says, contemplating
  306. "Sure, what would that be?" You ask
  307. >"Trixie does Magic shows, to strike AWE into the Ponies of Equestria!" She says with a flourish, striking a pose
  308. "That's awesome! How can i help?"
  309. >"Follow Trixie" She says, and then opens the door to her cart
  310. >It look pretty roomy in there
  311.  
  312. >She leads you inside, and it's huge! even bigger than it looked on the outside! just like Wal-Mart always was
  313. >Maybe Magic did exist on Earth...
  314. >She takes a seat on her couch, and motions for you to join her
  315. >"Sit with Trixie, we have much to discuss"
  316. >So you sit, this is a really comfy couch. Trixie is living the dream
  317. >"So, Trixie has noticed that you have a lot of Magical Power" She says
  318. >What?
  319. "You sure?" You ask, not convinced
  320. >"Trixie is positive, she always is. She's The Great and Powerful Trixie!"
  321. >She stands and poses yet again, rolling some of the r's in her title
  322. >She composes herself and sits back down
  323. "Even if i did have Magic, i still don't know how to use it" You say
  324. >"You need a Horn" Is all she says
  325. "Are you saying i can just GET one somehow?"
  326. >"Of course! Everything is possible when Trixie is involved" She says, matter of factly
  327. "If you say so. how am i gonna get one?" You ask, thinking it would be really cool to have magical powers
  328. >"Trixie will make it for you obviously. just give her a minute" She says getting up and walking into another room
  329. >When she emerges, an hour later, she's carrying a horn in her magical grasp
  330. >"Just put this on carefully" She says putting the horn in your hand
  331. "Ok" Is all you say, before slowly putting it on, just under your hair so that it looks natural
  332. >As soon as it makes contact, it seals to your head
  333. >You feel strange sensations all over your body, but it's too intense, so you pass out on the couch
  334.  
  335. >When you wake up, you have a serious headache
  336. "Uuugh" Is all you can say as you lift up from your sleeping position
  337. >Trixie must have moved you so that you would feel more comfortable
  338. >That's really nice of her actually
  339. >"Trixie is glad you're awake, this should help with the headache"
  340. >She casts a spell on you, and you immediately feel like a million bucks
  341. "Thanks Trixie! For taking care of me that is" You say, grateful
  342. >She blushes slightly
  343. >"No need to thank Trixie, she still wants your help after all"
  344. "Of course, how can i help?" You ask
  345. >"First off, we're going to need you adjusted to your Magic, so try casting a spell. Hmm, a lighting spell should be simple enough"
  346. "Ok" You say
  347. >You begin focusing, and asking your mind to create a light
  348. >After a bit, you start to feel something.
  349. >Opening your eyes, you notice a light forming on the tip of your horn
  350. "It's working!" You say excitedly
  351. >"Now focus on making it brighter"
  352. >So you begin focusing even harder
  353. >After a bit it becomes unbearably bright
  354. "Aaagh! I can't stop it!" Is all you can say, panic fills your body
  355. >Trixie grabs you with her magic, effectively stopping the light
  356. >"That was great! You can definitely help Trixie!" She says, a bit too excited, considering you almost lost your eyesight
  357. >She releases her magical grip on you, and you cross your legs to be more comfortable
  358. "This is amazing, i wonder what else i can do" You say to no one in particular
  359. >"Lots, Trixie wants you to help her with her show that she will be performing tomorrow"
  360. "Really?" You say, looking at her "I'd be glad to help!"
  361. >"Good, let's go over some routines for now"
  362.  
  363. >And you did, about 2 and a half hours worth of practice
  364. >You're so excited about the show!
  365. >After some tea that Trixie made for the both of you, you decide it's time to retire to the outside world once again
  366. "I guess i'm gonna head out Trixie" You say, standing up from your chair in the kitchen
  367. >"One more thing before you go" She says, walking off to her room
  368. >After she re-enters the room, you see two objects floating behind her
  369. >Her hat and cape, except they've been refitted to match your proportions
  370. >"Trixie is giving you a spare set of her iconic attire" She says as she floats them over to you
  371. "Wow, Thanks Trixie! You say as you put them on, and then give her a big hug
  372. >"No need to thank Trixie, she is only being generous" She says as the hug ends
  373. "Well, i should probably be going, i'll see you tomorrow Trixie" You say, with a wave
  374. >"See you" She says, returning the gesture
  375.  
  376. >And with that, you leave Trixie's cart/Moving apartment
  377. >Not only with new happiness, but newfound magical power as well
  378. >You also colored your horn after the practice routines, it's now a cool mix of Black, White, and Blue. Instead of it's original plain white
  379. >You're now on your way to Rarity's place to hang out with Sweetie Belle
  380. >At least you slept all night
  381. >As you enter the shop, you notice Rarity coming down the stairs
  382. "Hey Rarity!" You say with a big toothy smile
  383. >She looks you over until she meets your eyes
  384. >"Is that Trixie's Get-up?" She asks, tilting her head to the side
  385. "Yep, She gave me a spare set" You say turning to give her a good look "Pretty cool huh?"
  386. >"Is that a horn?" She asks, just now noticing it
  387. "Mhmm, apparently i had a lot of magic in me the whole time, She made it for me, and colored it"
  388. >She focuses on you for a bit, before going wide-eyed
  389. >"Oh my, that is a lot of magic" She says, flabbergasted
  390. "Just curious, how much?" You ask, scratching your head
  391. >"Almost as much as Twilight" She says, still in shock
  392. "Is that a lot?" You ask
  393. >"She's one of the most powerful Ponies in Equestria, in terms of magic"
  394. "Oh, ok"
  395. >She looks at you with curiosity at your response
  396. "Anyway, Sweetie Belle wanted to hang out today, is she here?"
  397. >"Yeah, i'll call her down. Sweetie Belle! Anon is here!"
  398. >A few moments later, you see Sweetie Belle at the top of the stairs
  399. "Hey Sweetie Belle, you still wanna hang out today?"
  400. >"Yep!" Is all she says as she descends the stairs
  401. >She's almost at the bottom, when she trips
  402. >Just before she makes impact, time slows
  403. >You feel your horn react, and you wrap Sweetie Belle in your magical aura, saving her from a nasty fall
  404. >You lift her the rest of the way, and gently set her on the floor
  405. >"You have Magic!?" She asks as she looks at you
  406. "Yep! it's all thank to Trixie" You say, giving another one of your patented, Ultra Soft smiles
  407. >"Cool! nice outfit too" she says, with a smile. an adorable one i might add
  408. "Thanks, you ready to go?"
  409. >"Mhmm"
  410. "See ya later Rarity, i'll come by to pick up those clothes later on"
  411. >"Bye Rarity" Sweetie Belle says, waving goodbye
  412. >"Be careful you two" Rarity says, waving as well
  413. "We will" you say as you turn and leave with your own wave
  414.  
  415. >You two walk for a bit, and you look down at Sweetie, she seems happy
  416. "So, where are we going? You ask
  417. >"Sugarcube Corner!" She says, looking at you happily
  418. "I uhh, don't have any Bits" Trixie explained this strange currency to you during practice
  419. >"I got some! Don't worry about it" She says with a reassuring smile
  420. "Ok" You say, giving away yet another of your Limited-Edition, Super-Ultra-Mega-Soft smiles
  421.  
  422. >You enter the place with a familiar jingle
  423. >The same mare at the counter as last time, only this time she's more surprised
  424. "Hi, we weren't properly introduced last time, my name is Anon, whats your name?"
  425. >"Mrs. Cake" She says with a smile "Where did you get the horn?" She asks
  426. "Trixie made it for me, apparently i'm almost as strong as Twilight in terms of Magic"
  427. >"Who told you that?" Mrs. Cake asks
  428. "Rarity"
  429. >They both look surprised
  430. >"Did you want something to eat?" She asks
  431. "Well, Sweetie Belle brought me here, what did you have in mind Sweetie?" You ask looking at her
  432. >"Hmmmm, We'll have the Lovers Cupcake!" She says, looking at Mrs. Cake with a smile
  433. >"Are you sure? we have plenty of other pastries to choose from" She says, slightly nervous
  434. >"I'm sure!" Sweetie Belle says, never dropping her smile
  435. >You look at Mrs. Cake and shrug
  436. >"That'll be 2 Bits" Mrs. Cake says with a smile
  437. >Sweetie pulls 2 Bits out of...Huh? where did those come from? oh well, you're in a land of colorful talking horses, 'nuff said
  438. >She goes to put the Bits on the counter, but is just too short
  439. >You use your new magical prowess to lift the two Dabloons the rest of the way
  440. >Again, they're both surprised
  441. >"I'll be right back with your order" She says, turning and walking to prepare it
  442.  
  443. >When she emerges, she's giving you a strange look
  444. >"Here you are" She says, putting the cupcake on the counter
  445. "Thanks" Is all you say, as you obtain the pastry
  446. >Walking out of the place, you wonder where Sweetie would like to eat
  447. "Where do you want to eat?" You say, looking to her for a response
  448. >"Hmmm" She says, thinking intensely
  449. >"How about by that tree?" She says, pointing to the tree you and Vinyl were at
  450. >It must be a popular spot
  451. "Sure" You say, giving a smile
  452.  
  453. >You make your way over, and sit next to each other
  454. >She wastes no time, taking a huge bite out of it, leaving a little less than half
  455. >When she downs that monster of a bite, she gives a cute smile, and then licks the icing that got on her
  456. >"Here you go!" She says, handing the rest to you
  457. "Thanks" You say, knowing you have to finish the rest in one bite
  458. >So you do. it was a struggle, and Sweetie Belle was laughing, as you barely avoid choking
  459. >You gasp for air after you finally finish it
  460. >As Sweetie Belle's giggling subsides, she gives a warm smile
  461. >"You know, you're supposed to kiss whoever you share it with" She says, averting her eyes
  462. >Really? Is that why Dash kissed you that time?
  463. "I had no idea" Is all you say
  464. >She meets your eyes
  465. >"Would you want to?" She says, blushing brightly
  466. >You don't see the harm in it. just a simple kiss after all
  467. "Sure" You say, giving a soft smile
  468. >Before you can react, she's already kissing you
  469. >You relax after a moment, before you feel her tongue on your lips
  470. >Uh-oh. You don't want to deny her, but... it would be weird right?
  471. >You've already come this far, you didn't even know about this part of the cupcake until she told you
  472. >So you meet her tongue with yours, she's surprised for a second, but starts enjoying it soon after
  473. >As the kiss ends, you're both panting heavily, and looking in each others eyes
  474. >After a bit, you both realize that you're staring, and quickly avert your gaze
  475. "Soo... thanks for the cupcake" Is all you say, embarrassed
  476. >Sweetie notices, and giggles
  477. >"No problem, thanks for the kiss~" She says in a sultry tone, with half-lidded eyes
  478. >You need to get out of here
  479. "No problem, i'm uhhh, gonna go pick up my clothes that Rarity made for me, catch you later!" You say, speed-walking away
  480.  
  481. >You arrive at Rarity's place within a few minutes
  482. >Upon entering, you hear humming coming from upstairs
  483. >You decide to check it out
  484. >You see Rarity folding clothes, and she just finished by the looks of it
  485. "Hey Rarity" You say, to get her attention
  486. >"Oh, hi darling, i just finished up here. I made 5 of each, this includes casual wear, formal wear, and Very formal wear"
  487. >Very formal? why not
  488. "Wow, thanks a lot Rarity! though i don't have a place to keep them at the moment" You say
  489. >"Don't worry darling, you can leave them here and change into them whenever you like"
  490. "Ok, i think i'll try the formal wear" You say, giving a soft smile
  491. >"Sure thing, just change into it, and i'll clean what you're wearing at the moment"
  492. "Change right here?" You ask
  493. >"I don't see why not, it seems perfectly normal to me" She says, giving a smile
  494. "S-sure, ok" You say, regretting this decision
  495. >You walk up, and grab the formal wear
  496. >And then, You begin stripping... in front of Rarity... nothing embarrassing about this
  497. >"You're pretty muscular darling, do you work out?" She asks, teasingly
  498. "Sometimes" Is all you say, getting flustered
  499. >"There's nothing to be ashamed of darling, you're quite handsome actually" She says, giving a half-lidded stare
  500. "Oh, uhhh, thanks" You say, finally fully clothed
  501. >"Would you like to go out sometime? considering... you already went on a date with my sister"
  502. >How did she know?
  503. "Ummm, what do you mean?"
  504. >"I can be quite the detective at times, i also wanted to see if you would take care of her"
  505. "So you followed us?"
  506. >"Mhmm"
  507. >A little odd, but you can understand her concern
  508. >"I'll be willing to overlook this on one condition" She asks, never breaking eye contact
  509. "What would that be?" You ask, thinking this will be a big condition
  510. >"You never talk to Sweetie Belle again" She says
  511. >Are you kidding me?
  512. "I could never do that! She's too nice to just be ignored!" You shout, thinking this is outrageous
  513. >"What's going on?" You hear a soft voice ask
  514. >You turn, and see that it's Sweetie Belle
  515. >"Hey Sweetie, when did you get home?" Rarity asks, feigning innocence
  516. "About earlier Sweetie Belle, i didn't know about the kissing part of the Lovers Cupcake, i also didn't want to turn you down either. But Rarity says i shouldn't talk to you anymore. i was a little too forward, and i'm sorry" You say
  517. >"What?" Sweetie Belle asks, tearing up
  518. "Please don't cry Sweetie" You say, narrowly avoiding tearing up
  519. >Sweetie Belle's face turns from sad, to angry, and she walks up to Rarity
  520. >"What's the big idea Rarity!?" She asks angrily
  521. >"What?" Rarity asks, surprised
  522. >"I finally find somepony i like, and you just try to take them from me!?" She asks, fuming
  523. >"I was only doing what was right for you Sweetie" Rarity says, slightly nervous
  524. >"Watching my every move isn't right for me, what if somepony watched you all the time? even when you were with you're special somepony?"
  525. >Special somepony?
  526. >"Sweetie i-"
  527. >"Can it!" Sweetie Belle Interrupts "I'm gonna be with whoever i want no matter what you say, so you might as well stop watching me!" She says as she turns and leaves
  528.  
  529. >When she's gone, you turn to Rarity
  530. "Damn, i'm sorry about that, i didn't think she would react that way" You say, honestly
  531. >Rarity turns to you and sighs
  532. >"It's my fault, i shouldn't be so strict with her" She says
  533. "I should probably leave, i'll see you later Rarity" You say, turning and leaving, not before you re-quip your magician attire of course
  534. >"Goodbye Anon"
  535.  
  536. >You're now outside
  537. >That could've went better
  538. >You spot Minuette walking, and decide to go say hi
  539. >She looks at you as you approach
  540. "Hey Minuette! long time no see" You say, giving a soft smile
  541. >"Is that you Anon?" She asks
  542. "The one and only" You say, jokingly
  543. >She giggles a bit
  544. >"You... have a horn" She says
  545. "Yep, courtesy of Trixie" You say
  546. >"That's pretty generous of her, also her hat and cape? she never does stuff like that" She says
  547. "She wants me to help her with a magic show that she's performing tomorrow, i guess she wants me to be ready" You say
  548. >She puts a hoof to her chin, and thinks
  549. >"I'll be there" She says, giving a smile
  550. >You smile as well
  551. >"So, you wanna hang out?" She asks
  552. "Sure, what did you have in mind?" You ask
  553. >"Maybe a snack at Sugarcube Corner" She says, blushing ever so slightly, though a different shade, considering her color
  554. >Her color-scheme reminds you of a brand of toothpaste on earth. You're not gonna say that though
  555. "Ok" You say, with a smile
  556.  
  557. >After a bit of walking, you eventually arrive
  558. >The jingling occurs, and you notice Mrs. Cake is still working the counter
  559. >Maybe no one else actually works here, who knows? you don't. of course it's only been a bit since you were last here
  560. "Hey there Mrs. Cake, been a while" You say, teasingly
  561. >"Hello again Anon, nice tuxedo" She says, playfully
  562. >You smile a soft smile
  563. "So, what would you like to have Minuette?" You ask, watching her ponder her options
  564. >"We'll have the Lovers Cupcake please" Minuette says with a smile
  565. >You look to Mrs. Cake, and her eye twitches slightly
  566. >"That'll be 2 bits" Is all she says
  567. >Minuette retrieves 2 bits from mallet-space, and places them atop the counter
  568. >"I'll be right back with your order" She says, retreating to prepare it
  569. >When she arrives, and sets it on the counter, you notice something
  570. >It has a number 3 candle on it
  571. "What's with the 3?" You ask, curiosly
  572. >"Ohh, don't worry about that dear" She says
  573. >She's never called you dear before. oh well
  574. >You acquire it with your magic, and head outside with Minuette
  575. "So, where to?" You ask
  576. >"Hmm, how about the meadow?"
  577. "Ok" You say
  578.  
  579. >You both stop at an incline in the meadow, and sit down
  580. "So, what do you do? work-wise i mean" You say, to start a conversation
  581. >After she takes a bite, and swallows it, she responds
  582. >"I'm a Dentist actually" She says, reaching you the cupcake
  583. "Cool, you must make a good living, considering how much Ponies enjoy sweets" You say, taking a bite of your own
  584. >She giggles a bit
  585. >After you swallow your bite, she speaks up
  586. >"So, what did you do? on Earth?" She asks, as you hand her the cupcake
  587. "I was a pretty lazy guy to be honest, never got out much, just collected money that my parents gave me. i was really bored with life, and then i woke up here" You say, giving a smile
  588.  
  589. >After a bit more small talk, the cupcake is gone
  590. "I don't know about you, but i don't want to eat that candle" You say, jokingly
  591. >She giggles at your joke
  592. "I'll dispose of it" You say, as you grip it with your magic
  593. >You lift it into the sky, and make like Vegeta, and cause some Dirty Fireworks
  594. >An impressive spectacle, if you do say so yourself. and you do
  595. >"Wooow~" She says, quite impressed
  596. "All done" You say, cockily (That's a word, right?)
  597. >"That's pretty impressive" She says
  598. "Thanks" You say, blushing a bit
  599. >"So, you're supposed to kiss whoever you share the Lovers Cupcake with" She says, looking in your eyes
  600. "So i've heard" You say
  601. >She giggles, before planting her lips on yours
  602. >You quickly return the kiss, and she prods your lips with her tongue
  603. >You see her tongue-styled fisticuffs, and raise her a hand on her neck, and another on her withers
  604. >She moans lightly, and places her hooves around your neck
  605. >After the kiss ends, you stare into those beautiful eyes of hers for a bit
  606. >You feel a strange sensation on the right side of your neck
  607. >You hear a sound, and the sensation ends
  608. >She gasps
  609. >"Is that... a Cutie Mark?" she asks
  610. "What's a Cutie Mark?" You ask, confused
  611. >"It's a symbol, it correlates to your personality, or talent" (I totally didn't research this JUST now) "Yours is a black, white, and blue heart" She explains
  612. "Wow, that's pretty neat, same color as my horn. it is my favorite combination of colors after all, so that's the reason i guess. though i'm not exactly sure why it's a heart" You say
  613. >"Hmmm, maybe a love of some kind" She says, pondering
  614. "Maybe" You say, in thought as well
  615. "I guess i should head back now, it's been fun" You say, finally ending the embrace, and standing "Also, your mouth was minty. pretty tasty" You say, teasingly
  616. >She blushes brightly
  617. >"Thanks, i guess" She says, embarrassed "I should go as well" She says, rising to her hooves "See ya around Anon" She says, with a smile
  618. "See ya" You say, smiling and waving
  619.  
  620. >You're now back in Ponyville
  621. >You also have a Cutie Mark now
  622. >Yay
  623. >As you're walking, you hear something approaching
  624. >Looking towards the noise, you see a scooter with a filly at the helm
  625. >Before you have a chance to move, they crash into you
  626. >You catch them in your arms as they make impact, so they don't get hurt
  627. >You hit your back with a thud, and slide a few feet before stopping. effectively dirtying your cape
  628. "Are you alright? that was a pretty nasty crash" You ask, looking at the filly in your arms
  629. >They look at you for a bit, no doubt wondering what you are
  630. >"What ARE you?" She asks
  631. >Question of the Daaaaaaaaaay
  632. "My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth" You say
  633. >"Yeah, i'm okay i think. i dunno about my scooter though" She says, looking towards it
  634. "I can fix it" You say, setting the filly on the ground
  635. >After standing, you use a spell to clean yourself off
  636. >You walk over and inspect the scooter
  637. >It seem the pole came unattached from the rest of it
  638. >Nothing a little magic won't fix
  639. >You grip it in your magic, and cast a spell on the the two parts, melding them together
  640. >You turn the pole a few times, to see if it's functional
  641. >And it is!
  642. "All better" You say, giving a soft smile
  643. >"Wow, thanks Anon!" She says, giving a bright smile
  644. "No problem. what's your name by the way?" You ask
  645. >"Scootaloo" She says
  646. "It's nice to meet you Scootaloo" You say, with a warm smile
  647. >"You too" She says
  648. >"Wait, is that a Cutie Mark?" She asks, looking at your neck
  649. "Yep, i just got it a bit ago" You say
  650. >"Cool! i wish i had my Cutie Mark" She says, looking down a bit
  651. "I have an easy solution to that" You say, to get her attention
  652. >"Really?" She asks, hopeful
  653. "Mhmm, just think about your passion, and that you want a Cutie Mark involving it" You say
  654. >"Ok" She says, then begins thinking
  655. >After a bit, you hear a familiar sound
  656. >She gasps "It Worked!" She says, looking at her flank
  657. >She jumps into your arms, and starts hugging you
  658. >"Thank you so much Anon!" She says, nuzzling her head into your chest
  659. >She looks up into your eyes
  660. >"Do you want to go on a-"
  661. >"Hey Scootaloo! who's your friend?" A small voice asks
  662. >Looking over, you see another filly
  663. >"Hey Applebloom!" Scootaloo says, jumping down "This is Anon, a Human from the planet Earth" She explains
  664. "It's nice to meet you Applebloom" You say, with a soft smile
  665. >"Anon helped me get my Cutie Mark!" She says, showing Applebloom her flank
  666. >"Really!?" She asks
  667. "Yeah, just think about your passion, and how you would like a Cutie Mark involving it" You say
  668. >"Ah'll try" She says
  669. >After a bit, it works, she gasps as well
  670. >"Ah can't believe it worked!" She says, surprised
  671. >After a moment, she looks at you
  672. >"How would you like 'ta go on a date with me Anon?" Applebloom asks, giving a slightly sultry stare
  673. >These Ponies are savage Yo!
  674. >Scootaloo looks devastated
  675. >"I was about to ask him that too" Scootaloo says, looking down
  676. "Hey, i can take you both on a date, how's that sound?" You say, putting on a warm smile
  677. >"Really?" They both ask, looking to you
  678. "Yep" You say, with a comforting smile "So, where do you girls wanna to go?" You ask
  679. >"Sugarcube Corner!" They both say
  680. >How are you not surprised
  681.  
  682. >After a bit of walking, you arrive at your most visited place
  683. >Jingle Jangle
  684. >Mrs. Cake is at the counter, obviously
  685. >She notices your trio after you enter
  686. >Her eye AND her head twitches
  687. >"What can i get for you three?" She asks, giving you an odd look
  688. >"One Lovers Cupcake please!" Applebloom says, with a smile
  689. >Mrs. Cake's face flushes, but she quickly recovers
  690. >"That'll be 2 bits" She says. you swear there was two tones in her voice. must be your imagination
  691. >Applebloom procures 2 bits from the Ether, and expertly tosses them onto the counter in a stack
  692. >"I'll be right back with your order~" She says, in a sing-songy, and slightly more prevalent two-toned voice
  693. >She disappears quickly out of sight
  694. >When she reappears, she sets the cupcake on the counter. it has an eerie 5 on it this time
  695. >And a fucking Huge flame!
  696. "What the-" You say, and then aim your palm at the flame, and produce a wave of air to extinguish it
  697. >"Pretty impressive, Lover Boy" She says
  698. >Lover Boy? how is that a term here?
  699. >No more words are said as you leave with the cupcake
  700.  
  701. >"What was her deal?" Scootaloo asks
  702. "Rough day" You say "So, where should we eat?" You ask
  703. >"I dunno" Scootaloo says, as she retrieves her scooter from the side of the building "Where do you think we should eat Applebloom?" She asks
  704. >"Hmmm, how about that bench?" She asks, pointing to the bench that you and Dash ate at
  705. "Sure" You say, then the three of you head over to it
  706. >Scootaloo leans her scooter against the side of the building, before joining you and Applebloom
  707. >Applebloom sitting on your left, and Scootaloo on your right
  708. >The three of you make quick work of the cupcake
  709. >"Ok, time to kiss~" Applebloom says, and puckers her lips
  710. >"No fair! i want to kiss him first!" Scootaloo says, adamant
  711. >Before they can say anything else, you pull them both in, and kiss them at the same time
  712. >They're both surprised, but quickly relinquish their tongues from their mouths, and poke your lips
  713. >With some hesitation, you return the favor with your own tongue. engaging in a very weird three-way kiss
  714. >They're blushing brightly at the thought of their tongues connecting with each other
  715. >After the kiss ends, and you all recover, you dispose of the candle with some more fireworks, Extra flashy.
  716. >"Oooh~" They both say at the sight
  717. >You also mention the magic show that you'll be performing with Trixie tomorrow
  718. >Upon lowering your eyes from the sky, you notice a Pony with a Yellow mane and tail. And a fucking awesome Hat!
  719. >"Who might you be?" The mare asks
  720. >"This is Anon, he's a Human from a place called Earth" Applebloom says "He just went on a date with me and Scootaloo" She also says
  721. >"Did he now?" She asks, making eye contact
  722. >Uh-oh, what if they're related? they both have southern accents after all
  723. >"He also helped us get our Cutie Marks!" Scootaloo says
  724. >"Mhmm" Applebloom agrees
  725. >The mare stares at them in disbelief upon noticing their Cutie Marks
  726. >"That's...wow" Is all she says, at a loss for words
  727. "So, uhhh, w-what's your name?" you ask, nervously looking at her
  728. >"Applejack" she says
  729. "N-nice to meet you Applejack" You say, sweating lightly
  730. >"Why're y'all so nervous?" She asks, tilting her head slightly
  731. "Me? i'm not nervous, w-why would i be nervous?" You say, very visibly sweating now
  732. >"Are ya okay Anon?" Applebloom asks, concerned
  733. >"Yeah, you're not looking too good" Scootaloo says, with a worried tone
  734. "I'm fine girls, really" You say, looking to each of them
  735. >"Walk with me Anon" Applejack says
  736. >You hesitantly stand after looking at Scootaloo and Applebloom
  737.  
  738. >You come up with a spell that can hide your horn, you just have to focus on it for it to reappear. Though you can still cast spells even with it hidden. You don't know why, you just have a feeling you should hide it, even if for just a bit. It also allows you to wear your hat a little more comfortably
  739. >After a little walking, she speaks up
  740. >"So, explain 'ta me who you are again?" She says
  741. "My name is Anon, i come from a planet called Earth. i woke up here yesterday" You explain
  742. >"Yesterday? and ya already went on a date with mah sister?" She asks
  743. >Her sister
  744. "Umm, she asked Me actually, after she got her Cutie Mark" You say
  745. >"Then why was Scootaloo there?" She asks
  746. "She asked for a date as well, so i went with both of them" You say, simply
  747. >"Just curious, what did y'all eat?" She asks
  748. >You gulp silently before answering
  749. "The Lovers Cupcake" You say
  750. >She stops
  751. >"Ya know you're supposed 'ta kiss whoever you share it with" She says
  752. "Yeah" You say, flatly
  753. >"Who'd ya kiss first?" She asks, with genuine curiosity
  754. "I kissed them both at the same time actually" You say, bluntly
  755. >"Oh!" She says, surprised
  756. >"Hey Applejack!" A cheery voice calls out
  757. >Upon looking, you spot a Pink Pony trotting towards you
  758. >After closing the distance, she looks at you in awe
  759. >Even drooling a little bit, which she quickly corrects
  760. >"You okay Pinkie?" Applejack asks, concerned
  761. >"Yeah! i'm fine. Who are you?" Pinkie asks
  762. "My name is Anon, a Human from the planet Earth" You say, giving a smile. Though you wish you didn't have to keep using that greeting
  763. "What's your name?" You ask
  764. >"My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie Pie!" She says, smiling
  765. >"We'll finish talking later Anon" Applejack says, giving you one last look before walking off
  766. >She wasn't as angry as you were expecting
  767. >"So, Ano-" Pinkie starts
  768. >"Umm, hi" Someone says
  769. >Turning around to find the culprit, you see a Green unicorn
  770. "Hey, what's your name?"
  771. >"L-lyra Heartstrings" She manages
  772. >You smile softly
  773. "It's nice to meet you Lyra, my name is Anon" You say, extending your hand for a shake
  774. >She's shocked for a moment, then grabs your hand in both hooves
  775. >She begins closely inspecting it
  776. >You don't mind it. at least this is the first time this is happening
  777. >You start wiggling your fingers
  778. >She gasps
  779. "So, is this some kind of pony greeting i don't know of?" You tease
  780. >"Y-yeah! Nopony does it anymore, hehe" She says, a bead of sweat rolling down her face
  781. "No wonder, it takes forever" You say, smirking
  782. >She doesn't relent
  783. "This is a greeting from my world" You say, holding the underside of her right hoof
  784. >You then kneel down and plant a kiss on top of it
  785. "Vous êtes étrange, mais qui vous rend unique. Ne laissez personne vous dire le contraire, Lyra Heartstrings" You say, winking at the end
  786. >She's blushing brightly, and breathing faster
  787. >She faints
  788. >You catch her before she impacts
  789. >You pick her up and cradle her in your arms
  790. >You notice that Pinkie is gone
  791. "Hey, wake up" You say, gently shaking her
  792. >After a bit she comes to
  793. "Hey, you alright to walk?" You ask, looking in her eyes
  794. >"No" She says, shaking her head weakly
  795. "Ok, where's your house?"
  796.  
  797. >You finally arrive at her house
  798. >She magics the door open
  799. >You didn't like the way it looked at you anyway
  800. >Being all like "Bruh, you ain't gettin' through here without them hands"
  801. >You wonder why you didn't use magic also
  802. >You make sure to glare at it as you pass
  803. "Next time" You silently say to yourself
  804. >The door slams behind you, causing you both to yelp and hold each other
  805. "Did you do that?"
  806. >"No, must've been the wind" She says, still shaken up
  807. "Can you walk now?" You ask, looking into her eyes
  808. >Wow, her eyes are really pretty
  809. >"Yeah... Thanks for the lift" She says, never breaking eye contact
  810. >You should probably set her down now
  811. >You set her down gently
  812. "No problem, that's what friends are for" You say, smiling softly

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