Sexual Frustration


                                            "And here we see two bat ponies arguing."

                                            >You straighten your tie and point at the two screeing bat ponies

                                            >You just found a camera and wanted to fuck with some bats

                                            >Speck and Echo were screeing at each other

                                            >You don't know why

                                            >It was probably some kind of weird sex ritual

                                            >You sit on a bench and continue narrating the tale of the screeing bats

                                            "Note the pitch of the scree. This is the uh... Pitch they use when they are sexually frustrated!"

                                            >You laugh and look back at the camera

                                            >Yes, just another normal day in Hollow Shades

                                            >The two bats apparently stopped screeing, and were now glaring at you

                                            >Echo opens her mouth while Speck pouts

                                            >"Cmon Anon! We were just comparing our screes!"

                                            >Speck nods her head wildly

                                            >You cock your head questioningly

                                            "You're sure you two weren't trying to release all the pent up frustration that every single bat here holds?"

                                            >Echo glares

                                            >Ohshit.jpg

                                            >She starts coming towards you, slowly

                                            "Hey Echo. You can stop coming towards me now."

                                            >You gulp

                                            >"I'll show you sexual frustration, Anon!"

                                            >The camera falls to the ground as Echo tackles you, presumably doing various things to your face with her...

                                            >Yeah.

                                            >These bats are frustrated almost all the time.

                                            >At least the mares are.

                                            >You finish looking at the footage, and spit out the mouthwash you had in your mouth

                                            "Damn bats."