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Young Again (Very Old Story)

By pogoman122
Created: 2024-06-02 03:18:50
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Day turkey in Equestria
  2. 2.
    >It is midday
  3. 3.
    >You, Anonymous, the homeless beggar stroke your mighty beard as you stand in front of Celestia's throne
  4. 4.
    >Yes, Princess Celestia
  5. 5.
    >You don't quite know how you came to Equestria, but you ran from a purple pony and hitched a train to Canterlot
  6. 6.
    >You spent months scrounging around for food
  7. 7.
    >Alas, you have barely scraped by while making friends with the majority of the ponies
  8. 8.
    >But recently, a pony had apparently reported you to the big cheese of Equestria
  9. 9.
    >So here you stood, stroking your mighty beard
  10. 10.
    >Oh, and it was Thanksgiving, but the ponies didnt know that
  11. 11.
    >The noise of somebody clearing their throat caught your attention
  12. 12.
    >You looked up to see a somewhat perplexed Celestia sitting on her throne, her mane flowing rather remarkably
  13. 13.
    >She smiled down upon you, but you just stared into her eyes, now twirling your mustache
  14. 14.
    >"Anonymous the human?"
  15. 15.
    >You stopped twirling your mustache
  16. 16.
    "Yes?"
  17. 17.
    >Your voice was slightly raspy, but you could get over it
  18. 18.
    >Celestia appeared to wince at the sound of your voice
  19. 19.
    >"You are, as of now, the only homeless being to reside within Equestria's borders."
  20. 20.
    >You put your hands on your hips and clicked your tongue
  21. 21.
    "Really? That's a surprise. There are thousands of homeless where i come from. Mostly children and mentally incapable adults, but eh. Shit happens."
  22. 22.
    >She nervously laughs and the guards shuffle uncomfortably
  23. 23.
    >"Impeccable word choice... Alas, I wish to offer you a home, on behalf of Equestria!"
  24. 24.
    >Oh?
  25. 25.
    >What's this?
  26. 26.
    >She insulted your word choice and now she wants to give you a home?
  27. 27.
    "Sorry sister, but i think i'll stick to hunting and gathering."
  28. 28.
    >Her laugh dropped and she narrowed her eyes
  29. 29.
    >"That is not an option. I will not have a homeless creature within my borders."
  30. 30.
    >Wut
  31. 31.
    "I'll just leave your borders then?"
  32. 32.
    >She cocked an eyebrow, still frownin down upon you
  33. 33.
    >Oh fuck
  34. 34.
    >"You are not a creature native to this world, Anonymous the human."
  35. 35.
    >Where is she going with this?
  36. 36.
    >"As such, I am afraid that i will have to make you a creature native to Equestria."
  37. 37.
    >She shooed away the guards, who left in a hurry, and she stepped down from the throne
  38. 38.
    >That glorious ass swaying to and fro all the while
  39. 39.
    >You wiped drool from your beard and looked forward, as you both stood eye to eye
  40. 40.
    "Today is thanksgiving, and i wont thank you if you do that."
  41. 41.
    >She cocked her head to the side slightly
  42. 42.
    >"What is thanksgiving? Some kind of human holiday?"
  43. 43.
    >You smiled
  44. 44.
    "Yeah, we buy or catch a turkey and cook it,, and then eat it."
  45. 45.
    >She put on this disgusted look on her face as she stepped back a little
  46. 46.
    >"You kill an innocent creature?!"
  47. 47.
    >You shrugged
  48. 48.
    "A man's gotta eat."
  49. 49.
    >She shook her head and sighed
  50. 50.
    >"Yes well. Now I have a good reason for doing this. This spell requires a large amount of power, and you will not retain your age. So... It will be my responsibility to find you a home."
  51. 51.
    >Fucking what?
  52. 52.
    >You are thirty four years old with a large beautiful beard that Phil Robertson would be proud of
  53. 53.
    "Ain't nobody got time for that!"
  54. 54.
    >You took off your left boot and threw it at her
  55. 55.
    >You made the move to dive out the stained glass window, but instead of crashing through it, you bumped off of it
  56. 56.
    >Your head smacked the marble floor, and you fell into a daze
  57. 57.
    >You groaned as miss perfect ass came waltzing to your side, looking down pitifully at your stunned form
  58. 58.
    "Fluck offa me."
  59. 59.
    >You can't tell her to fuck off
  60. 60.
    >Fucking brain
  61. 61.
    >"Hmph, well. Might as well do it now and get it over with. Maybe somepony will teach you not to use naughty words."
  62. 62.
    >Fuck!
  63. 63.
    >A bright golden light flashed all around you as your body felt like it was ripping itself to pieces
  64. 64.
    >You screamed in pain for what felt like hours before you finally went unconscious
  65. 65.
    >Glorious sleep
  66. 66.
    >Take me away
  67. 67.
    >You finally woke up with a startled gasp
  68. 68.
    >You moved a hand to your face to feel for your amazingly sexy beard
  69. 69.
    >And it was still... there?
  70. 70.
    >Kind of
  71. 71.
    >It was about half the size of Willie's, from Duck Dynasty
  72. 72.
    >If you would take a guess, you would say that you are now a teenager
  73. 73.
    >If that is so...
  74. 74.
    "Test- gah. Testing... 1...2...3..."
  75. 75.
    >Yup, you were a teenager again
  76. 76.
    >What luck! You were younger!
  77. 77.
    >You made to jump out of bed and clap your hands, but you fell on all four limbs instead
  78. 78.
    "The fuck?"
  79. 79.
    >You looked down at where your hands should be, but instead found dark blue hooves
  80. 80.
    >Fucking hell
  81. 81.
    >You're a miniature horse
  82. 82.
    >But not really. You were a teenager, Seventeen you could guess.
  83. 83.
    >Sunbutt must not have known you were thirty four years old
  84. 84.
    >If you were younger, you might have been made into a foal or some shit
  85. 85.
    >But nope, here you were
  86. 86.
    "Wait..."
  87. 87.
    >Your beard caught your eyes
  88. 88.
    >You crossed your eyes to look at your mustache
  89. 89.
    "Aha!"
  90. 90.
    >Yup, your beard color has changed
  91. 91.
    >It was now gray
  92. 92.
    >Perfect
  93. 93.
    >Fifty shades of pony
  94. 94.
    >But now you had to figure out a way to get out of this god damn country, before perfect ass finds you and does something weird
  95. 95.
    >Suddenly, the door opened and shed light on the small room
  96. 96.
    >Princess Celestia stood at the door
  97. 97.
    >Oh fuck
  98. 98.
    >You tried to make yourself unnoticeable, so you slumped onto your ass
  99. 99.
    >Great job Anonymous you clumsy fuck
  100. 100.
    >Her eyes swept across the room before they fell upon your form
  101. 101.
    >The curious eyes narrowed into slits as she stepped into the room slowly and with deliberation
  102. 102.
    >If you wouldn't know better, you'd think she was about to kill you!
  103. 103.
    "Heh..."
  104. 104.
    >Celestia stopped in front of you, her eyes boring down into your frightened face
  105. 105.
    >She looked so evil from up there
  106. 106.
    >Your eyes flicked to a hoof that had been lifted up, now slowly coming towards your face
  107. 107.
    >She's gonna smother you!
  108. 108.
    >You whimpered and flicked your eyes between her face and the incoming, perhaps hostile, hoof
  109. 109.
    >The hoof stopped just before it reached your newly formed muzzle
  110. 110.
    >You looked up to her eyes with a confused expression
  111. 111.
    >"Boop!"
  112. 112.
    >The hoof lightly poked your nose
  113. 113.
    >Her menacing gaze and frown turned into a lighthearted gaze and a grin
  114. 114.
    "Get outta here Celestia, the only reason i aint pissed is 'cause my beard is still here."
  115. 115.
    >You swiped away her hoof
  116. 116.
    >Celestia stepped back and sighed in response
  117. 117.
    >"Well if you want to be mad, be mad Anon, but just remember that i am helping you."
  118. 118.
    >Only your friends called you Anon
  119. 119.
    >You narrowed your eyes in contempt
  120. 120.
    >She took note of your apparent discomfort and smiled
  121. 121.
    >"Well at least you are a unicorn, in fact, you are the spitting image of Starswirl the Bearded when he was of teenage years."
  122. 122.
    >You sighed
  123. 123.
    >She scratched her chin with a hoof
  124. 124.
    >"I was expecting that spell to make you younger than this... I suppose i underestimated your age."
  125. 125.
    "Thirty four, i'm thirty four years old. I'm actually happy that you made me younger."
  126. 126.
    >You weren't happy that you were a pony
  127. 127.
    >But you are a unicorn!
  128. 128.
    >And none of those ponies can be misanthropic towards you anymore!
  129. 129.
    >Maybe you could finally leave this place
  130. 130.
    "Well Princess, it was nice of you to do this, but i'm afraid that i must take my leave."
  131. 131.
    >She chuckled
  132. 132.
    >You stood up awkwardly and managed to walk past her
  133. 133.
    >Celestia's horn lit up with a golden glow as the same glow wrapped around you, gently pulling you back
  134. 134.
    >"Not so fast. Now that you are technically a minor, you are under the care of whoever wants to care for you."
  135. 135.
    >Uh oh
  136. 136.
    >"And that somepony is me."
  137. 137.
    "I need an adult!"
  138. 138.
    >She laughed
  139. 139.
    >Oh god she laughed
  140. 140.
    >"Silly, I am an Adult!"
  141. 141.
    "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
  142. 142.
    >You screamed as you were carried on Celestia's back into Celestia's bedroom
  143. 143.
    >Today was not a pleasant day as you wood usually say
  144. 144.
    >You thought you were about to be raped by the sun
  145. 145.
    >How does that work?
  146. 146.
    >Being raped by the sun...
  147. 147.
    >Your ears perked up as you thought of an idea
  148. 148.
    >A weird feeling
  149. 149.
    >You could feel your ears move upwards, and to the sides, it was an odd feeling that you wished would go away
  150. 150.
    "Celestia. I'll give you a cookie if you promise not to rape me."
  151. 151.
    >She fluffed her wings in apprehension
  152. 152.
    >"I'm afraid i do not know what 'Rape' is, my dear Anonmous, but I will gladly accept a cookie if you have one!"
  153. 153.
    >Oh.
  154. 154.
    >So you won't be raped today.
  155. 155.
    "I don't have a cookie, and why are we in here?"
  156. 156.
    >Celestia's ears folded down, disapointment from not having a cookie?
  157. 157.
    >"We are here to get you settled into your new body. Magic, walking, general things ponies know how to do."
  158. 158.
    >Oh.
  159. 159.
    >Magic?
  160. 160.
    >You wonder what you could do with that
  161. 161.
    "Avada Kadavra?"
  162. 162.
    >You smiled to yourself
  163. 163.
    >"No... I don't seem to recall a spell of that name Nonny."
  164. 164.
    >Wut
  165. 165.
    "Nonny? Don't call me that."
  166. 166.
    >You could just feel her smile while on her back
  167. 167.
    >"Okay, Nonny."
  168. 168.
    >Ur a witty lil' cunt i'll give ya that
  169. 169.
    >She'd probably smack you if you called her a cunt
  170. 170.
    >You wonder...
  171. 171.
    "Cunt."
  172. 172.
    >Celestia's ears perk up
  173. 173.
    >"What was that, Anonymous?"
  174. 174.
    >Oh fuck
  175. 175.
    >She knew what it meant
  176. 176.
    "N-nothing. Just testing the waters for something just to be sure... Hehehe..."
  177. 177.
    >You chuckled nervously
  178. 178.
    >You hoped she didn't know what most of the cursing was
  179. 179.
    >"Well i'm fairly certain that what I heard was not 'Nothing' as you put it, Anonymous. I will not tolerate that sort of language coming from the mouths of my ponies."
  180. 180.
    >Your ears folded down, again, such an odd feeling
  181. 181.
    >How were you scared of this mare? You are... Were a human citizen of The United States of America
  182. 182.
    >Yeah! You could tell her that! Maybe she'd send you back!
  183. 183.
    "Yes well. I am a human citizen of The United States of America! I demand you to send me back to my country!"
  184. 184.
    >A golden glow enveloped you as you were lifted off her back and in front of her
  185. 185.
    >She plopped you on your ass and you looked up into her satisfied gaze
  186. 186.
    >Why is she happy?
  187. 187.
    >"I don't see a human anywhere. All i see is a terrified unicorn colt sitting in front of me."
  188. 188.
    >You gulped
  189. 189.
    >Why is she doing this?
  190. 190.
    "Why are you doing this?"
  191. 191.
    >She leaned her muzzle down to yours, and you flinched back slightly
  192. 192.
    >"Because i can tell when somepony needs another to care about them."
  193. 193.
    >She pecked you on your nose
  194. 194.
    >What did she mean by that? And why did she kiss your nose?
  195. 195.
    >"You are frightened."
  196. 196.
    >She sighed
  197. 197.
    >Of course you were! First you were human, and now you were... This!
  198. 198.
    "W-well yeah. I mean... You... Horses!"
  199. 199.
    >Damn, you couldnt even talk.
  200. 200.
    >Maybe you should just go to sleep, and everything will be okay
  201. 201.
    >You lied on the marble floor, your head getting cold, but you were in no position to complain
  202. 202.
    >Wouldn't want to get blasted by the sun...
  203. 203.
    >You felt a presence curl up against you
  204. 204.
    >You knew you weren't lying as a pony probably should
  205. 205.
    >It was uncomfortable in fact
  206. 206.
    >You decided to curl up into a ball and just sleep
  207. 207.
    >"It's okay to be scared. It happens."
  208. 208.
    >You felt the presence curl up all around you
  209. 209.
    >Rape
  210. 210.
    >"But i'm always there for my little ponies."
  211. 211.
    >RAAAPE
  212. 212.
    >Celestia hugged you from behind
  213. 213.
    >As your eyes widened, you wondered how you had gotten into this situation, and which pony had reported you to Celestia, if any
  214. 214.
    >You had to do something
  215. 215.
    >You were a man!
  216. 216.
    >You were no silly colt to be cuddled up by "Mommy Dearest"!
  217. 217.
    "Get off of me you wretched creature!"
  218. 218.
    >YOu kicked her in the stomach with a back hoof, eliciting a pained "Oomph" from the Princess
  219. 219.
    >Oh god you just kicked a creature powerful enough to incinerate you
  220. 220.
    >"N-now now Anonymous. That's not something a pony should do..."
  221. 221.
    >Get the fuck outta there
  222. 222.
    "I'm getting out."
  223. 223.
    >You stood up on four wobbly legs
  224. 224.
    >Oh shit, you haven't figured out how to walk on four legs yet
  225. 225.
    >And the door is closed to top it all off
  226. 226.
    >Your ears dropped once more
  227. 227.
    "I'm boned."
  228. 228.
    >"One could say that your plan wasn't thought out very well, hm?"
  229. 229.
    >You gulped
  230. 230.
    >She was right behind you
  231. 231.
    >"And 'Wretched Creature' isn't the term that most ponies use to describe a princess."
  232. 232.
    >Dont look at her and you wont die
  233. 233.
    >"You should probably shave, Nonny."
  234. 234.
    >Bitch you what?
  235. 235.
    >You turn around and burrow your gaze deep into her own radiant eyes
  236. 236.
    "The fuck you say?"
  237. 237.
    >Her soft gaze turned into a glare, but you didnt care about that, because this bitch just told you to shave
  238. 238.
    >"I told you, you need to shave. Don't curse in the castle."
  239. 239.
    >She met your gaze with equal intensity
  240. 240.
    >Your beard began to tingle at the thought of staring down a princess
  241. 241.
    >A random thought passed through your head
  242. 242.
    >What if beard magic was a thing?
  243. 243.
    >Suddenly, an earsplitting *POP* followed by a bright flash interrupted the staredown
  244. 244.
    >Princess Celestia tried to meet you eye to eye, but she turned her gaze down to your... thigh...
  245. 245.
    >Wow what a fucking surprise
  246. 246.
    >"Anonymous, you have received your cutie mark?"
  247. 247.
    >Huh?
  248. 248.
    >You looked at your ass and snorted at what you saw
  249. 249.
    >It was a cartoon beard
  250. 250.
    >Guess your cutie mark has to do with beard
  251. 251.
    >"It's a beard. Much like your own... How odd... I have never seen a unicorn specialize in beard magic... It was a theory made by Starswirl however..."
  252. 252.
    >So beard magic was a thing?
  253. 253.
    >Neat
  254. 254.
    "Still not shaving my beard, lady. I also humbly request to leave the castle. M'lady."
  255. 255.
    >Snicker
  256. 256.
    >Princess Celestia was not so humorous however, as she turned her hardened gaze back onto you
  257. 257.
    >"No. In fact, we still have to teach you the basics of magic."
  258. 258.
    >Damn
  259. 259.
    >Well, at least you know that you'll be great at beard magic!
  260. 260.
    >You pictured yourself flying with your beard, the beard flapping like wings.
  261. 261.
    >Much like the Ice King
  262. 262.
    >You notice a golden glow lift you up and place you down on a very soft bed
  263. 263.
    >"Now then. I wish to cover basic levitation AT LEAST by tonight. So we'd better get started."
  264. 264.
    >She had such a motherly voice, much like your own mother
  265. 265.
    >Interesting to note that your mother indeed had a beard
  266. 266.
    >Celestia, however, did not
  267. 267.
    >Yet
  268. 268.
    > *FLASH*
  269. 269.
    >Your eyes roll in your sockets as you try to reorient your perception and field of view
  270. 270.
    >When you finally undizzify yourself via bashing of the head with a hoof, you notice something peculiar
  271. 271.
    >Something is off about Celestia
  272. 272.
    >Maybe it was because she now had a beard.
  273. 273.
    >WAIT WHAT
  274. 274.
    "Oh no."
  275. 275.
    >Celestia remained unfazed by it however, and she did not seem to notice
  276. 276.
    >"Nonny? Did you just cast a spell?"
  277. 277.
    >There was now a flowing beard on her face, with a flowing mustache as well
  278. 278.
    >You had to admit, Celestia looked pretty good with a beard
  279. 279.
    >"Nonny?Are you fawning over me? That's not very polite to ogle your mo- er... Teacher's... Face..."
  280. 280.
    >Her eyes rolled down to where you were staring
  281. 281.
    >She looked back at you
  282. 282.
    >She then closed her eyes and proceeded to nod in a sagely manner
  283. 283.
    >Damn, she is pretty okay with this
  284. 284.
    "Are you okay?"
  285. 285.
    >"Yes yes. I suppose you do have a talent with beard magic."
  286. 286.
    >It's like dumbledore but horse
  287. 287.
    >Or Gandalf, whichever you prefer
  288. 288.
    >You personally prefer Dumbledore, because beards are sexy on wise wizards in mighty castles
  289. 289.
    >You wanted to milk everything from this.
  290. 290.
    "Why yes. I suppose i do have a talent with beard magic."
  291. 291.
    >Her eyebrow raised up a few inches
  292. 292.
    >Hm
  293. 293.
    "And i think i would rather work on beard magic than silly leviatation."
  294. 294.
    >An idea ran through your head
  295. 295.
    >"Well, levitation is a skill that most unicorns need to know, so i'm... afraid... that... you....."
  296. 296.
    >She trailed off when she saw what you had done
  297. 297.
    "Like it?"
  298. 298.
    >You had manipulated your own beard to pick up a quill that was laying on a nearby desk
  299. 299.
    >"I..."
  300. 300.
    >Her eyes were so wide that you thought they would burst from their sockets
  301. 301.
    >"I'm... So proud of you Anon!"
  302. 302.
    >Oh
  303. 303.
    >She pressed forward and smothered you inot a big hug
  304. 304.
    >The quill held by your beard fell, and your beard went limp
  305. 305.
    >You had lost focus, wrapped up in the hug
  306. 306.
    >Your face was being smothered by her beard
  307. 307.
    >You should probably get rid of that
  308. 308.
    >But this seemed to be important to her, so why not return the hug?
  309. 309.
    >So you did
  310. 310.
    >This was perhaps the longest and most nervous hug you have experienced in your entire life
  311. 311.
    >Especially so, because you were hugging a pony that was twice your size with a beard that does not belong
  312. 312.
    >You had to admit though, ponies sure did have soft fur
  313. 313.
    >Princess Celestia smells like vanilla, such a comforting smell
  314. 314.
    >It reminded you of vanilla ice cream from back home
  315. 315.
    >So smooth as it glided down your throat, so sweet as the smell filled your nostrils, and such a memorable aftertaste
  316. 316.
    >Much like Celestia at this very moment, except you aren't eating her
  317. 317.
    >You broke away from the hug, and thought about Celestia without her long flowing beard
  318. 318.
    >With another, albeit less disorienting, *FLASH* the beard was gone from her face
  319. 319.
    >In your mind, you had ranked up to a level 2 beard wizard
  320. 320.
    "Yay."
  321. 321.
    >Celestia looked down upon you with an approving gaze
  322. 322.
    >You sighed in relief, unaware that you were holding in tension
  323. 323.
    >Why were you even tense before?
  324. 324.
    >It didn't matter. You were a level 2 beard wizard now
  325. 325.
    >"Well that was nice! Wouldn't you say so Anon?"
  326. 326.
    >Maybe
  327. 327.
    "I suppose it was comforting."
  328. 328.
    >Just maybe
  329. 329.
    >Celestia smiled
  330. 330.
    >"Good! Now that you know how to manipulate objects in... your own way..."
  331. 331.
    >She hesitated
  332. 332.
    >You guess that she didn't know how to explain what she had just witnessed
  333. 333.
    >It isn't every day that a man, or in this case pony, manipulates objects with his beard
  334. 334.
    >"I suggest we take lunch! The castle has some fine venues of course."
  335. 335.
    >Was she trying to reassure you about something?
  336. 336.
    >Because that is what her tone implied
  337. 337.
    >Or maybe she was saying that the castle had a wide selection of delicacies
  338. 338.
    >Perhaps you were just over thinking things
  339. 339.
    >"Come along Anon!"
  340. 340.
    "Oh yeah, i'm coming."
  341. 341.
    >You quickly learned how to walk as a quadruped, it not being as hard as you thought
  342. 342.
    >You figured that your beard could make up for levitation or hands
  343. 343.
    >The thought excited you more
  344. 344.
    >You always did love to show off
  345. 345.
    >Whether it was your newly bought AR-15, or your ability to manipulate beards
  346. 346.
    >You sit at a large dining table along with Princess Luna and Princess Celestia
  347. 347.
    >There is also the purple pony that you first saw, though she has wings this time
  348. 348.
    >She didn't recognize you, though she did remark at your resemblance to Starswirl, whoever he is
  349. 349.
    >Apparently his full title was "Starswirl the Bearded"
  350. 350.
    >Maybe you could take that title
  351. 351.
    "Anonymous the Bearded..."
  352. 352.
    >It has a ring to it
  353. 353.
    >"Yes Twilight, we did in fact redecorate the castle, and have you met my newest student?"
  354. 354.
    >All eyes fell upon you as you were suddenly introduced
  355. 355.
    >You shrank back slightly
  356. 356.
    >She considered you her student
  357. 357.
    >That is particularly interesting
  358. 358.
    >For the first time in your life, you were finally important to someone, or multiple people
  359. 359.
    >Much better than your old job at CostCo
  360. 360.
    >"Anonymous? Twilight asked you a question."
  361. 361.
    >Your ears perked up at that, and you stood at full attention
  362. 362.
    >Not in that way
  363. 363.
    "Er, yes. What was that again?"
  364. 364.
    >Twilight was the purple pony's name
  365. 365.
    >Twilight smiled
  366. 366.
    >Ugh
  367. 367.
    >"What does your cutie mark mean, if you don't mind me asking?"
  368. 368.
    >This'll be odd to explain
  369. 369.
    "My cutie mark? Well... I suppose you could say that it signifies my talent at beard magic!"
  370. 370.
    >She stared at you blankly
  371. 371.
    >Did you break her?
  372. 372.
    "Twilight?"
  373. 373.
    >She turned her gaze back to you and burst out laughing
  374. 374.
    >Rude
  375. 375.
    >"Twilight, I can assure you. It is much more interesting than you think."
  376. 376.
    >Oh good, Celestia to the rescue
  377. 377.
    >And here comes the food as well!
  378. 378.
    >Chefs circled around the four of you as the deposited what looked to be caesar salad on platters
  379. 379.
    >Celestia looked to you
  380. 380.
    >Twilight was still laughing
  381. 381.
    >"Go ahead and show her."
  382. 382.
    >Mmkay
  383. 383.
    "Yeah sure."
  384. 384.
    >With some concentration you managed to pick up your fork with your beard
  385. 385.
    >Twilight stopped laughing
  386. 386.
    >Princess Luna was busy shoving her muzzle into the bowl of salad
  387. 387.
    >It must be pretty good
  388. 388.
    >You used your beard to shove the fork into the bowl, and you pulled it back out
  389. 389.
    >The fork was now covered in what looked like lettuce, radish, and spinach
  390. 390.
    >Time to munch!
  391. 391.
    >You shoved the fork into your mouth, your mustache catching a sliver of radish on the way in
  392. 392.
    >You pulled the fork back out slowly, still in your beard's tight grasp
  393. 393.
    >You calmly set the fork down and munched happily on the salad
  394. 394.
    >The ponies here sure did know how to make a good salad
  395. 395.
    >It tasted wonderful, even without ranch dressing
  396. 396.
    "Y'know. The chefs here sure do know how to make a good caesar salad, compliments to them, eh?"
  397. 397.
    >Twilight has spawned a notepad and quill, and she had apprently begun to write down some stuff
  398. 398.
    >Probably about you
  399. 399.
    >"Yes, they are very wise in their craft! Huzzah to salad, and huzzah to the chefs!"
  400. 400.
    >Luna shoved her face back into the salad
  401. 401.
    >"Agreed... I suppose..."
  402. 402.
    >Celestia glanced at you proudly, but she turned her head back to Twilight
  403. 403.
    "They better not talk about me behind my back..."
  404. 404.
    >You never liked that
  405. 405.
    >It was one of the few things that set you off
  406. 406.
    >"So Twilight. Taking notes at the dinner table again, hmm?"
  407. 407.
    >Twilight looked up from her furious scribbling
  408. 408.
    >"Yes! Who knew that such magic existed?!"
  409. 409.
    >Question answered, she kept at her writing
  410. 410.
    >An aspiration for knowledge she has
  411. 411.
    >After some time, you had finished lunch along with the others
  412. 412.
    >Luna sat back in her own, snoring away
  413. 413.
    >She truly did not care
  414. 414.
    >But that's okay
  415. 415.
    >You sat back as well, contended as you could ever be
  416. 416.
    >You managed to wrestle the pieces of salad that had gotten caught in your beard out
  417. 417.
    >Such is the life of a level 3 beard wizard

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