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                                            >just kidding

                                            >you swore this shit only happens on fimfiction

                                            >and you havent even read one since high school

                                            >but now you have the mane 6 staring up at you with their big ole' eyes

                                            >5 seconds go by until you realize twilight intoduced herself

                                            >even though you know exactly who they are

                                            >"oh... yes. im anon, youre at the right place."

                                            >you shake her hoof

                                            >its so soft...

                                            >pinkie giggles

                                            >"come on in"

                                            >you step aside

                                            >the 6 mares worm their way in

                                            >raritys flank brushes the fronts of your legs

                                            >dontgetabonerdontgetabonerdontgetaboner

                                            >twilight turns around to address you again

                                            >"Oh! I shouldve introduced my friends

                                            >"im Rainbow Dash! fastest flyer in equestria!"

                                            >"dashie he doesnt know what that is!"

                                            >you stifle a laugh with all your jedi training

                                            >"ah'm applejack, thanks for lettin' us live here!"

                                            >you shake her hoof

                                            >soft fur, but tough as nails underneath

                                            >"IM PINKIE PIE!"

                                            >now theres 3 balloons and a few streamers on your floor

                                            >"I'm Rarity~"

                                            >where did, oh there she is, on the wall

                                            >"what's your name?"

                                            >as if you didnt know

                                            >"im fluttershy..."

                                            >"can i call you flooter?"

                                            >she giggles and nods slowly with her whole head and neck

                                            >god shes so fucking cute

                                            >the restless ponies are already curiously poking around at your furniture

                                            >"so uhh,yeah. you saw the pictures i mean, thats the 2nd bathroom, thats my office with a spare bed. this is living room, kitchens down the hall, my rooms up there the door on the left, ive got a home gym in the other one you can use it if you want and... yeah, make yourselves at home"

                                            >twilight and flooter were the only ones listening

                                            >"we cant thank you enough mister anon"

                                            >only your boss calls you that

                                            >"were gonna take some time to get situated and bring our stuff in, do you wanna get a bite with us after?"

                                            >its been a long fucking day

                                            >"eh its kinda late and its only wednesday. maybe tomorrow?"

                                            >"that's ok!"

                                            >fuck, you just remembered you cant

                                            >"so how much stuff do you... ponies... have?"

                                            >cant let on how much you know

                                            >you follow twilight back into the hallway

                                            >and see a mountain of suitcases and beauty stuff piling up to the ceiling

                                            >"dont worry, 80% of that stuff is Rarity's"

                                            >like a bird on your shoulder, rainbow dash remarks from right beside you

                                            >she hasnt touched the ground once

                                            >"i shoulda guessed."