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>just kidding
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>you swore this shit only happens on fimfiction
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>and you havent even read one since high school
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>but now you have the mane 6 staring up at you with their big ole' eyes
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>5 seconds go by until you realize twilight intoduced herself
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>even though you know exactly who they are
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>"oh... yes. im anon, youre at the right place."
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>you shake her hoof
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>its so soft...
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>pinkie giggles
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>"come on in"
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>you step aside
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>the 6 mares worm their way in
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>raritys flank brushes the fronts of your legs
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>dontgetabonerdontgetabonerdontgetaboner
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>twilight turns around to address you again
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>"Oh! I shouldve introduced my friends
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>"im Rainbow Dash! fastest flyer in equestria!"
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>"dashie he doesnt know what that is!"
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>you stifle a laugh with all your jedi training
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>"ah'm applejack, thanks for lettin' us live here!"
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>you shake her hoof
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>soft fur, but tough as nails underneath
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>"IM PINKIE PIE!"
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>now theres 3 balloons and a few streamers on your floor
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>"I'm Rarity~"
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>where did, oh there she is, on the wall
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>"what's your name?"
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>as if you didnt know
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>"im fluttershy..."
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>"can i call you flooter?"
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>she giggles and nods slowly with her whole head and neck
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>god shes so fucking cute
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>the restless ponies are already curiously poking around at your furniture
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>"so uhh,yeah. you saw the pictures i mean, thats the 2nd bathroom, thats my office with a spare bed. this is living room, kitchens down the hall, my rooms up there the door on the left, ive got a home gym in the other one you can use it if you want and... yeah, make yourselves at home"
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>twilight and flooter were the only ones listening
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>"we cant thank you enough mister anon"
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>only your boss calls you that
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>"were gonna take some time to get situated and bring our stuff in, do you wanna get a bite with us after?"
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>its been a long fucking day
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>"eh its kinda late and its only wednesday. maybe tomorrow?"
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>"that's ok!"
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>fuck, you just remembered you cant
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>"so how much stuff do you... ponies... have?"
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>cant let on how much you know
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>you follow twilight back into the hallway
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>and see a mountain of suitcases and beauty stuff piling up to the ceiling
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>"dont worry, 80% of that stuff is Rarity's"
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>like a bird on your shoulder, rainbow dash remarks from right beside you
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>she hasnt touched the ground once
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>"i shoulda guessed."
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