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Danger zone

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Created: 2025-04-13 10:44:19
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  1. I’m writing this half conscious and with zero writing skill
  2. >Be Anon Stallion, weather pony
  3. >Somebody aka the Cutie Mark Retards on the tour of the weather factory stirred up a massive storm and it’s on Ponyvilles weather team to try to control it.
  4. >So you’re currently fighting a portion of the storm front with Cloud Chaser, who is not your biggest fan
  5. >High winds and lightning tore through the air, threatening to throw a unaware flier back down to earth
  6. >”Anon this whole area is getting stronger , it’s getting dangerous out here.”
  7. >Upon hearing this normally terrible news you can’t help but grin
  8. “Are you saying that this arbitrary location
  9. is dangerous?”
  10. >”Yes you smartflank we may need to.. Anon I swear I will kill you if you say what I think you’re going to say.”
  11. >Things have been put into motion that cannot be stopped
  12. >Cloud Chasers formerly focused face is now distorted with agitation
  13. “So you’re telling me, this place is unsafe”
  14. >”Im going to let this storm zap us both Anon and send us directly to Tartarus”
  15. >The mares deadpan expression cannot dissuade you, it must be said
  16. “Then I guess we’re in the Danger Zone”
  17. >At this exact moment a bolt of lightning tore through the sky, zapping Anon and sending him tumbling to earth
  18. >Cloud Chaser could only sigh and dive after the smartass stallion to save his flank, again
  19. >Be Cloud Chaser, currently diving at Mach Fuck through the worst storm Equestria has seen in century after a green dipshit
  20. >If he wasn’t so busy trying to antagonize you he’d be fine
  21. >Despite the temptation of letting him drop to his doom, he didn’t piss you off that bad
  22. >Yet
  23. >The storm thunders and roars as you break out of the clouds and into the rain below
  24. >The ground was rapidly approaching
  25. >You are rapidly approaching Anon
  26. >With feet to spare you grab the Equestrian Fried Pegasus and slow your combined decent from deadly to painful
  27. >Tumbling end over end the two of you plow into a field, ending with you on top of Anon
  28. >You roll off and examine the zapped ball of sarcasm and poke him repeatedly till you get a reaction
  29. “If you’re not dead get up and go to the hospital, if not I’m leaving you here for the timberwolves”
  30. >He opens his eyes and looks up at you
  31. >”Thanks for the save Cloudy”
  32. “Don’t ever call me that again”
  33. >Even in a near death experience he has a single setting
  34. >”I do have a question for you though”
  35. “I’m not answering it”
  36. >You feel a migraine coming on, on top of the sore wings and scrapes from smacking the ground
  37. >The green stallion had a pained smile across his face, visible through the rain
  38. “Don’t make me regret saving you Anon”
  39. >”Does our insurance know about how dangerous this gets?”
  40. “Do they what?”
  41. >Despite the electrocution and gravity’s attempt to add him to the grounds K:D ratio the green Pegasus can barely contain his laughter
  42. >”Cause we’re in the dang—“
  43. >You slug him across the face and drag his unconscious body to the hospital
  44. >He’s lucky he’s cute

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