alpoh v1


                                            now just hear me out

                                            is it so uncouth

                                            for one to bring to life

                                            the apple of his eye

                                            stuck behind a screen

                                            sew a cute plushie

                                            and make one little hole

                                            kill two birds with one stone


                                            its been so long that ive slept alone

                                            in the darkness i saw that blue eye move

                                            so kind to add a nice little detail

                                            to enhance the tight prize under her tail


                                            no one else would fill the need

                                            finally my fantasy

                                            (uuuuuunf)


                                            MUST HAVE PLAPPED HER FIFTY FUCKING TIMES

                                            OH CELESTIA

                                            FILLED HER PONUT RIGHT UP TO THE TWINE

                                            YELLING AT HER GET, PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT


                                            i thought it was just a shitpost, now that ive got her squeakin

                                            now she's just so perfect ive never been quite so fucking deep in


                                            IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON

                                            IN YOUR SOFT STUFFED PRISON YOULL BE MINE FOREVER

                                            MY SILENT WAIFU AND MY CUM DUMPSTER


                                            cause i never really had that special someone

                                            on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush

                                            and i know, i know, i dont go outside

                                            but youre mine

                                            and for all the anons, who're just now turned on

                                            you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends

                                            pony, don't cry

                                            you took my flower, before some paid whore

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            but pony, don't cry


                                            now theres a piece of lore i thought was untrue

                                            some habershit that was only made to goon

                                            one full mooned night the clock struck twelve

                                            i heard a hiss and thats when she got her revenge


                                            fantasy turning deadly

                                            no one else will fill the need

                                            (eeeeeee)


                                            MUST HAVE SLICED HIM FIFTY FUCKING TIMES

                                            OH CELESTIA

                                            SUCKED ALL THE LIFE RIGHT OUT FROM HIS EYES

                                            YELLING AT HIM GET, PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT


                                            and once i died, i didnt get sent to equestria

                                            instead cast down to tartarus to burn with tirek cozy and the bug


                                            I PRAY TO GOD THAT I CAN BE REFORMED

                                            CUZ I WAS CORRUPTED BY A MOUNTAIN OF PORNO

                                            WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS HER LOVE WHOLEHEARTED


                                            cause i never really had that special someone

                                            on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush

                                            and i know, i know, i wont see the outside

                                            but youre mine

                                            and for all the anons, who're just now turned on

                                            you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends

                                            pony, don't cry

                                            you took my flower, before some paid whore

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            but pony, don't cry


                                            ive been banished for so long

                                            (not long enough)

                                            ill make it up to you

                                            (cant do it as a human)

                                            ill give up my life as a man

                                            (well, then, ill grant you this chance)

                                            and you can cast the spell

                                            (ill go and start the speel)

                                            go and cast the spell

                                            (cast the spell)

                                            try again

                                            (try again)

                                            and again

                                            (and again)

                                            over and open the gates


                                            im coming back, coming back

                                            well live forever, live forever

                                            lets have our wedding, have our wedding

                                            now lets get busy, lets get busy


                                            do you take this anon's hooves for the rest of your equestrian life

                                            i do

                                            do you take this mare's hooves for the rest of your equestrian life

                                            i do

                                            i now pronounce you


                                            cause i never really had that special someone

                                            on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush

                                            and i know, i know, i wont see outside

                                            but youre mine

                                            and for all the anons, who're just now turned on

                                            you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends

                                            pony, don't cry

                                            you took my flower, before some paid whore

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art

                                            cuz everybody's got their love to give

                                            my pony, don't cry