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The DNA Test Shows...

By poseyposeyposey
Created: 2025-05-05 14:03:21
Updated: 2025-05-05 18:39:32
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  1. 1.
    Ah, what a quiet day it is.
  2. 2.
    >”Dahlia! Dahlia!”
  3. 3.
    >Guess not anymore and it’s Dah-lie-la not Dah-La-Li-Uh. It peeves you off that it keeps gett- No, calm down Dahlia. You can correct Windy later.
  4. 4.
    >You take a deep breath before answering the worried mare.
  5. 5.
    Yes, Windy?
  6. 6.
    >”Have you gotten any messages from Posey?!”
  7. 7.
    Woah Woah. What’s the matter?
  8. 8.
    >”Posey hasn’t texted any of us! Not Onyx, Pipp, or anypony!”
  9. 9.
    So why haven’t you asked her?
  10. 10.
    >”I tried that! She’s locked herself in her own home! Nopony can go in or out! So have you gotten any text messages from her?!”
  11. 11.
    No, I haven’t. Why is she suddenly acting more like a hermit than she usually does?
  12. 12.
    >”I DON’T KNOW! OH CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK UP ON HER!? I’M WORRIED SICK FOR HER!!!”
  13. 13.
    >You look down at the sobbing mess of fur and feathers.
  14. 14.
    >You can’t help but feel sorry for the pegasus.
  15. 15.
    >You get up from the bench and trot towards the fields of Equestria.
  16. 16.
    >You finally make it to Posey’s house.
  17. 17.
    >Well, what’s left of it.
  18. 18.
    >Her house is covered from roof to ground in thick nasty vines.
  19. 19.
    >You trot around the perimeters of the cottage to see if there was a sliver of an entrance to squeeze through.
  20. 20.
    >No dice, completely sealed with all the tanglement of vines and stems.
  21. 21.
    >You trot back to the front and tap at the foliage.
  22. 22.
    >Nope, can’t buck through. Too strong for brute force.
  23. 23.
    >Quick flapping fills your ears as you see Windy quickly flying towards you.
  24. 24.
    >With a quick turn around, Windy screeches to a halt in the air.
  25. 25.
    >Panting and wheezing, Windy falls to the ground, barrel first.
  26. 26.
    >You sprint over to the red pegasus and help her up.
  27. 27.
    >”Th–thanks.”
  28. 28.
    Do you have anything sharp that can cut through?
  29. 29.
    >With a shrug, Windy looks through her purse to find anything sharp.
  30. 30.
    >To you and Windy’s luck, she manages to find her pony scouts pocket knife.
  31. 31.
    >After hoofing the knife over to you, you grip the blade’s hilt and begin etching at the flexible, yet tough foliage.
  32. 32.
    >The sun was setting over the horizon by the time you, and some help from Windy after she came back with another knife, made it through the organic obstacle.
  33. 33.
    >You and Windy are on the front porch of Posey’s house.
  34. 34.
    >You reach the handle and jostle it.
  35. 35.
    >It’s not budging.
  36. 36.
    >You get down low and feel over to the bars that hold up the left handle of the porch.
  37. 37.
    >Feeling each bar, you manage to find a spare key tapped on one of them.
  38. 38.
    >Pulling the key off the bar, you feel the sticky residue of the tape on the key.
  39. 39.
    >You slot the key in the keyhole and turn.
  40. 40.
    >The lock makes an audible click, and the door swings open with a shrieking creak.
  41. 41.
    >Your worry for the earth mare begins to fester as you and Windy trot in.
  42. 42.
    >The entire house is dark. You reach over and flick on a lightswitch.
  43. 43.
    >The darkness from the foyer retreats to the entrances of the dining and living room.
  44. 44.
    >You trot and reach the edge of the foyer that enters the living room.
  45. 45.
    Posey? Are you in here?
  46. 46.
    >No answer. Just dead silence.
  47. 47.
    >You reach over and flick another lightswitch.
  48. 48.
    >The lightbulbs flicker a bit before springing to life.
  49. 49.
    >You and Windy search throughout the room, but no luck. She isn’t there.
  50. 50.
    >You look to your left and see the dark hallway that leads to Posey’s room.
  51. 51.
    >The two of you trot over to the bedroom door at the end of the hall.
  52. 52.
    >You and Windy look at each other, unsure of who should knock first.
  53. 53.
    >You reach over to the wooden door and knock on the door with your hoof.
  54. 54.
    >Nopony’s answering. Normally you’re a lot more patient than your friend, but now’s not the time to play the waiting game.
  55. 55.
    >You open the door, causing it to let out a long and loud creak.
  56. 56.
    >The room, just like the other rooms, is completely dark.
  57. 57.
    >Flipping up the switch, the room is lit up a tad bit. The slider for brightening the room at the very bottom.
  58. 58.
    >Posey is laying in her bed, covered under her sheets.
  59. 59.
    >Windy trots up to Posey.
  60. 60.
    >”Posey! You haven’t answered any of my texts or calls!!! Are you okay!?!”
  61. 61.
    >>”No…”
  62. 62.
    Well, what’s wrong Posey?
  63. 63.
    >Posey lightly tosses a piece of paper onto the ground.
  64. 64.
    >Windy picks up the piece of paper and looks at it.
  65. 65.
    >On the paper is a description of a tribe Posey is most likely related to, and at the bottom of the page had a name of one of the previous elements of harmony.
  66. 66.
    >”Is that why you’re not answering my calls? You’re related to Fluttershy?”
  67. 67.
    >The covers shuffle around a bit, indicating the yellow pony’s affirmative nod.
  68. 68.
    Posey…
  69. 69.
    >Posey creeps her head out of her cover, her pink mane color staining her yellow fur.
  70. 70.
    >Tears going down her face, darkening the fur on her face.
  71. 71.
    >You didn’t know what to think; you consider yourself as much of a traditionalist as Posey and taught to hate unicorns by your Auntie Mayflower, and even after you have grown to like unicorns, there’s still a wariness towards them that lingers in you.
  72. 72.
    >To think that your childhood friend was part unicorn surprised you, but you also saw the irony of it all.
  73. 73.
    >The irony of hating a breed while being in the same bloodline.
  74. 74.
    >”We don’t care if you’re related to a unicorn or Princess Cadence; we still like you for you.”
  75. 75.
    Yeah, who cares what a DNA test says. Remember when we were young and we galloped through the flowers? Or when you put that colt in his place when he made fun of me?
  76. 76.
    >Posey lets out a soft chuckle before sitting up in her bed.
  77. 77.
    >>”Yeah, I threw sand in his eyes after school… But what does that have to do with me being part unicorn?”
  78. 78.
    I didn’t think of you any less then like I didn’t think of you any less now.
  79. 79.
    >A smile forms on Posey’s face, replacing the glum expression.
  80. 80.
    >”Hey! How about we get some milkshakes for this occasion? I’ll pay!”
  81. 81.
    >>”Now hold on a moment!”
  82. 82.
    >Windy and you stop; your friend trots over to the hat rack, picks up her sun hat to place on her head, and wipes off the runny mascara with a hoof.
  83. 83.
    >>”Now I’m ready!”
  84. 84.
    >The three of you trot out of the door, laughing and discussing what flavor to purchase.

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