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                                            >"OHHHHhhhh my Luna, that's fuckin' funny," green slurred out between guffawing laughs

                                            >she was running on a hard buzz as her and soda came back through the brick plaza, now deserted in the early night

                                            >"and the next time i see him, im gonna be like..."

                                            >Sodalis was nice and lubricated as well, but green was blazing the trail

                                            >the grey bap leaned touchily up to green's ear,

                                            >"...do you want a fifth leg to stand on at the pool table?" she muttered, both mares bursting out laughing again

                                            >soda and green leaned away from each other

                                            >green, having forgotten the instability of being a tripod, leaned to the left a little too far and crossed the balance point

                                            >in a harrowing split second, she locked in and jammed her left crutch out and into the bricks, straining hard to pull herself back up and over

                                            >there was silence as her and soda looked at each other, shocked

                                            >only for a moment as they immediately laughed it off

                                            >"miamor cadenza green you even push yourself around!"

                                            >"heyyyy screwyou those mango bombs hit HAAAAaaard!"

                                            >"im half your size you fuckin' lightweight, you still see me walking a straight line"

                                            >"i WOULD. if i wasnt on these STEWWpid crutches"

                                            >the two of them finally stopped at the side of the street, right under a hanging firefly lantern

                                            >"your taxis landing" soda said, pointing to their right

                                            >referring to the white and purple pegasus streaking down and touching the pavement two blocks away, smoothly arcing along the surface like a runway

                                            >her right wing flapping noticeably faster than the other as she landed into a trot and slowed to a walk

                                            >morning glory's wings acted as an air brake as she stopped in front of her friend and marefriend

                                            >"hi mares!"

                                            >"heyyy sexy~~"

                                            >"what'd you get up to?" she looked at green caringly

                                            >"we took the boat to the river shed and we had a few drinks at TeeVees" sodalis filled in coherently, giving her a wink with the eye opposite of green

                                            >"GREATspot. i fuckin' love it."

                                            >only because she hasnt been working there for the past 8 years

                                            >"well that sounds fun! hop in Greenie"

                                            >"the town drunk's all yours" Soda announced, sauntering closer

                                            >green giggled

                                            >"byeeeeeeeeeeee Sodalitz, be safe on your flight!" green waved with a free hoof

                                            >soda put her skinny hooves around the black mare's head and gave her a nice squeeze

                                            >"BYEeeeeeeeee green flippin' niceeeee i hope you heal soon!mmmmmmm"

                                            >then pulled apart and went over to morning glory

                                            >"mmmmmmmluvya'morning seeya when i get back!"

                                            >"mmmmmbye soda!" morning reciprocated

                                            >and before long, Sodalis hat trotted off, taken flight, and disappeared into the darkness above the water


                                            >"...so yeah she was tellin' me the story of how Rocky and his buddies tore down the river shed on accident, and said YOUUuuu were there for it"

                                            >green was at her spawn point of the ~ottoman~, knocking back a nice cup of water as she kept yapping about her time with Sodalis

                                            >"yeah, that was the one party i went to my junior year and it was like *'oh, so THIS is what you bozos get up to!'*"

                                            >"hey morningglurry..."

                                            >"yes greenie?" she turned and started to come back into the living room, carrying some playthings

                                            >"why is your carpet print like the inside of a kirin temple... you got a cat, a little Purrsian or something!? Ah-haa..."

                                            >morning did a cute shrug

                                            >"...is that a pet leash?..." green pointed out, semi confused as she processed the sight of what was draped around the back of her neck

                                            >"yes it is!" morning responded, passing green by to grab the final piece

                                            >green's brain short circuited as she put her hoof up to interject

                                            >"in 87, it was apparently the spot where a bunch of stray pets and cats and stuff lived,"

                                            >she came around the backside of the ottoman, green looking up to see morning's head towering above her,

                                            >"i wanted for the longest to, you know, adopt one of them, but now that i got you here i finally realized..."

                                            >morning finished snaking around the far end, reached behind her and took a huge red collar in her teeth

                                            >"i got one right here!"

                                            >then with two tall wing flaps, morning jumped up and pounced on her marefriend, green thoroughly pinned underneath

                                            >not only was she weighed down by the anchor, but she was thoroughly sloshed with a hefty damper on her reaction time

                                            >green was assaulted by a sloppy smooch as morning snaked something around the back of her neck and to the front

                                            >once morning pulled away and did up the front, she sat back up on the green's abs, and yanked a long pet leash behind her head, getting a menacingly saucy look in her eyes

                                            >green was wide eyed at the ruse she just fell for, and getting very, very wet in response


                                            >"howdoya like me now?" morning asked in a cocky way,

                                            >green was completely flushed, choking on her drunk words

                                            >her marefriend backed her rump up over green's hips, then laid forward to be snoot-to-snoot with green

                                            >"you started mozying into my house from time to time~" a playful swipe on the tip of green's nose

                                            >"i brought you in my care 24-7~" continuing to annunciate each point with a quick boop

                                            >"i pamper and spoil you abso-LUTE-ly rotten cuz youre so cute~"

                                            >"you curl up with me, in my bed, every night for snuggles~"

                                            >"and you turn into a mushy little mess every time were together. i thiiiiiink that meeeans~"

                                            >morning hugged green and pulled her torso upright, then pulled her head up by the cheeks and gave her another wet, noisy smooch

                                            >"...that youre now my little playpet >:)" a sultry whisper accompanied by a teasingly mischevious smile

                                            >green quietly whimpered and slunk downward

                                            >looking fearful as her eyes widened in complete submission, absolutely intoxicated

                                            >morning's seat started to shift front to back, and it wasn't the chair