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Discord's exposition on anonicorns dead wife

By Jayva
Created: 2025-09-13 12:11:16
Expiry: Never

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    >"Damnit Discord stop messing things up its like you don't even care if Anon is happy or not!" Cadance snapped as the Draconneques ruined yet another moment they'd planned
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    >The group recoiled at Discord's sudden glare
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    >"Don't care? Oh I just don't care if our dear nonny is happy do I?" he snapped
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    >Discord never got mad, irritable yes but they'd never know the self-proclaimed lord of chaos to get angry
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    >"Time for a history lesson my little ponies!" He snapped the fingers of his lion paw and the world went white
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    >The 7 of them dropped behind school desks while a stern Discord marched past the bewildered mares to a chalkboard
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    >"Miss sparkle pay attention this is going to be on the test!"
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    >Deep down Twilight knew he was just screwing with her but the mention of tests was enough to get her to meep and pay attention to the board
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    >"Now, Year 107 of the Anonymous reign is considered by many historians to be the single most baffling period of Alicorn rule in ponykind's history." He started drawing squiggles on the board with a permanent marker
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    >"The King appeared to be in multiple places at once, both withdrawn and simultaneously giddy with wild proclamations and festivities that the King himself was never seen partaking in, do you know why fillies?" He asked twisting his head around without moving
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    >Fluttershy raised a hoof
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    >"Correct!" he said without looking at her
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    >"The King wasn't the one in charge back then, but I was! someone had to take the reins from dear Nonners after his wife died."
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    >The last part of his lecture was punctuated by stomping hoof and claw as two of him loomed over Twilight and Cadance respectively.
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    "H-his wife?" Cadance mumbled confused
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    >Discord huffed and snapped his claws once more
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    >This time they were in the gardens, the girls were each wearing dresses complimenting their looks, sat spread out amongst a dozen or so chairs either side of a green carpet
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    >Twilight and Cadence were in matching baby-blue dresses with flowers tucked in their manes, both of them either side of Anon himself
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    >Anon who was dressed in a well-tailored black suit
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    >Anon who seemed completely oblivious to his sudden guests
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    "Do I look alright? I know theres nopony here except us and her parents but still..."
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    >"Yes you look every bit the handsome ruler now stop fidgeting shes coming" Discord said, stood next to Anon beneath an arch decorated with the same flowers adorning Cadence and Twilight's manes
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    >Cadance made the realisation first and seemed to deflate a little
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    >They were at a wedding, a wedding not one of them had known about.
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    >This must have happened centuries ago
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    >A gorgeous mare, foreleg-in-foreleg with a proud looking stallion then began to stroll down the carpet towards the Prince and Discord
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    >Discord of all creatures was officiating , Vows were exchanged, he even gave them rings.
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    >Rings that didnt explode or turn into snakes or anything else similarly chaotic
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    >As Anon and the mare kissed Discord snapped his fingers and fireworks lit up the sky
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    >The world went white and the girls were suddenly back in present day canterlot
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    >He crossed his arms and looked down disappointedly at the girls "Now what did we learn?" he asked
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    >....
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    >"You can insult me all you like girls but I do care, I've known our dear ruler much longer than the lot of you. his wife meant a great deal to him and when she passed on I played his role for an entire year."
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    >"An entire year without even a single cotton candy cloud or day and night forgotten about." He frowned
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    >"I do care. I care much more than you all seem to, I've seen what that kind of heartbreak does to a pony and I don't want to him to go through it again."

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