Anonicorn lore ideas archive

No.42506107▶

>>42505914

Makes me wonder how an Equestria under anon fared over the past 1000 or so years, and if he did things differently, what would change?

 

No.42506128▶

>>42506107

Smaller borders, worse relations with neighbours, more militarised, alot more delegation to relieve him from the workload, cadence was instantly adopted and groomed to take the role of full on diarch next to him to help out and improve his public image, encouraged sunset shimmer to study technology in the other world to benefit equestria, at least kept precise track of dangerous artifacts and monsters ready for the future.

 

No.42519869▶

>>42506128

>Smaller borders, worse relations with neighbours, more militarised, alot more delegation to relieve him from the workload, cadence was instantly adopted and groomed to take the role of full on diarch next to him to help out and improve his public image,

I mostly agree with this, but I want to say relations wouldn't necessarily be worse, just different. Celestia was well meaning but didn't always seem to get non-ponies? I feel like Anoncorn's blunt behavior and originally non-pony mind would ironically make the more aggressive races like the Griffins or Yaks easier to handle because he could understand them better.

>encouraged sunset shimmer to study technology in the other world to benefit equestria, at least kept precise track of dangerous artifacts and monsters ready for the future.

kek I could imagine Sunset going way differently

>Sunset:"I deserve to be an Alicorn!"

>Anon:"Holy shit yes, I really need someone to split this workload with and Cadance is terrible with the paperwork."

>Sunset:"You keep holding me ba- wait really?!"

>Anon:"Yeah no joke, figure something out and I'll put a crown on you."

>Sunset:"huh, that was easy... wait what was that about paperwork?"

>Anon:"No take backsies."

But yeah Cadance would probably be doing a lot more in Anon's Equestria.

 

No.42520108▶

>>42519869

I just see Anon's reign as more violent, slightly, than celestia's since i dont see him having anywhere near the level of diplomatic talent she must have had.

maybe that leads to more respect to Equestria in general from anon being way more willing to throw hands when creatures start breaking shit and causing him more paperwork.

Whether he massively changes things though, no clue, maybe he keeps sunset around or sends twilight to ponyville earlier

 

No.42520133▶

>>42519869

>"Prince Anon!, I've had it!"

>"You let that pink airhead do half your work and she can't even move the sun like you can, I could do so much more, make me an Alicorn!"

>The Prince had that same expression on his face again.

>One sunset despised.

>A blank look like he wasn't even awake, just nodding along and operating on autopilot.

>"Well?! Yes or No?!" she snapped.

>He blinked and looked at her fully, eyes actually focusing on her for the first time since she burst in.

"Huh?

>He rubbed at his chin in thought before closing his eyes and nodding, mumbling to himself.

"Yeah... good PR, avoids barbieworld happening.. cadence can officiate. Yes sunset, I will marry you.

>Sunset suddenly felt the sun rise on her cheeks.

>He really wasn't paying attention to her.

>Again.

 

No.42520288▶

>>42520108

>Yak's smash up his castle before their meeting

>Anon levitates them and smashes them into the walls then catapults them back to Yakyakistan

>They already broke his stuff, more damage is just irrelevant at this point

>Yaks get the hint and be more respectful during the next meeting

>Griffons keep asking for bits

>He checks Equestrian economic records

>Luna and Celestia dealt with the Griffons before he arrived

>They already leant them bits

>Which they haven't paid back

>The griffon scoffs, says Celestia let it slide then demands the money

>Anon takes everything of value, which isn't much, to pay off their debt

>Their nest make good timber for the winter

>He meets Dragon Lord Torch

>The dragons have heard of a new pony ruler who isn't as soft as Celestia

>But he only dealt with creatures his own size

>Torch is the size of a mountain

>Anonicorn clicks his neck when Torch makes one threat to many to his nation

>Summons a hand as big as Torch and smacks one of the fangs out of his mouth

>It's now on his mantle and he and Torch meet up once a month to blow off steam from both of them having to deal with ruling different kinds of idiots

 

No.42520300▶

>>42520133

Twilight and Sunset definitely see Celestia as a mother figure, and it makes me wonder how that manifests in this AU.

Do you think Sunset's big tantrum would be less about actually becoming an Alicorn and more about finally getting her not!dad's attention?

I also gotta wonder how Twilight's autism would mesh with Anon's own brand of autism.

 

No.42520379▶

>>42520288

this has potential, i like anon using telekinesis for everything, maybe his actual magical power isn't great so he just got really good at hitting things with other things.

>>42520300

it'd depend on how anon treats them and teaches them it could really go in alot of ways from they detest him, view him as dad or lust after him, we should brainstorm a personality for prince anon

 

42521547▶

>>42520288

>>It's now on his mantle and he and Torch meet up once a month to blow off steam from both of them having to deal with ruling different kinds of idiots

 

Its so nice of the prince to do monthly diplomatic visits to the dragonlands. i dont get why so many dragons are scared of green ponies now though

 

No.42521708▶

>>42520379

>it'd depend on how anon treats them and teaches them it could really go in alot of ways from they detest him, view him as dad or lust after him, we should brainstorm a personality for prince anon

I'd want to say literal centuries have chilled him down a lot. He can still be the cuss filled asshole he can be, but mostly reserves that for people he knows can handle that kind of talk, like the Griffins or the older Dragons.

With the regular ponies, he generally tries to emulate Celestia, or at least a more paternal form of it, because they respond to that way better than anything else he's tried.

Probably way less patient with species like the Deer or the Kirin, in the sense their in his borders so they can be tax paying citizens or get out. I could see the Kirin be ok with this for the most part, and probably have the Deer traditionally afraid of him because they pushed Anon once generations ago and he made good on his promise of violence.

Maybe rather than keeping him fully statued up, he bounds Discord's consciousness in a sorta familiar/wisp form to have someone to talk to and bounce ideas off of since Cadance would be around for a long time and having an eternity to yourself can be lonely.

He's both better and worse for his students than Celestia was. He's not the ever loving maternal figure and can be blunt in assessment, but he's been able to call out and curb their worst flaws without alienating them about it. Like having Sunset understand that being an Alicorn isn't all it's cracked up to be, and teaching Twilight to take deep breaths and calm down when she's about to go in an OCD freakout.

He aggressively hits on Chrysalis whenever she pops up, and ironically she can't handle it well at all. After all her thing is sucking up love not lust, and she's not even sure what he means by big pussy since she lays eggs.

 

No.42522315▶

>>42521708

>spoiler

KEK, having Chrysalis be afraid of Anonicorn only because he's horny for her is hilarious, reminds me of Pepe le Pew.

>"You /fools/ have fallen right into my trap! Now, tremble before-"

"Yo Chryssy, is that you, baby?!"

>"Oh no-"

"Damn filly, you lookin' fine~"

>"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

 

No.42522331▶

>>42522315

"Babe why don't you ever hit me up, you know I'd give you plenty of 'love'~"

>"It doesn't work like that and you know it!'

>the other elements staring at Twilight in question

>She shrugs helplessly

>"I swear he's never been like this around any other mare, he's usually a gentlecolt!"

>Inb4 at a certain point in time, long before canon start, Anon genuinely couldn't help seeing the ponies around him as basically children and can't bring himself to look at them that way.

 

No.42522937▶>>42523443

>>42521708

>Maybe rather than keeping him fully statued up, he bounds Discord's consciousness in a sorta familiar/wisp form

>"HEY! LISTEN! HEY! ANON! LISTEN!"

Prince Anon with Discord Navi has a lot of potential

>Discord starts with his usual style, puns

>They fall flat now that he doesn't have his god magic to make the things that push the punchline appear out of thin air

>Then gives Anon "the cold shoulder"

>Still doesn't work cause no ice

>Then Discord tries manipulations

>However Anon is already far more violent than Celestia ever was to his neighbors and just ever so slightly more stern, with his ponies

>Which makes it kind of boring

>Discord also quickly realizes that Anon installed a mute button on him

>So he can either play along or go back to wanting to scream but having no mouth

>He chooses the former

>After a few decades, Discord actually mellows out some

>He's able to actually give Anon solid advice

>But he always wraps it up in so much metaphor that figuring it out is like playing with russian nesting dolls

>As centuries pass, by the time he's let out of his stone prison, he still causes havoc, but it's mostly just to stretch his legs and magic

>When Twilight comes to him freaking out, he tells her and her friends to chill out and enjoy the chaos for a day

>The most confusing part to Twilight is when he said "If it's all still there tomorrow, then you can deal with him"

>Sure enough, by the next day, everything's back to normal

>Twilight visits Anon again and he's in a meeting with Discord, discussing terms for when, where and how much of his chaos he's allowed to spread before Anon sicks the Elements on him and makes him a pigeon outhouse again

>Twilight doesn't always understand her teacher

>But she does always have confidence that he wants what's best for Equestria

 

No.42522964▶>>42523094

>>42521547

>i dont get why so many dragons are scared of green ponies now though

>with how little dragons know about ponies, misinformation is common

>as Ember showed, they also have difficulty differentiating ponies

>after Anonicorn manhandles (ponyhandles? dragonhandles?) Torch they all worry about getting on his bad side

>as a side effect, they also think he's related to every green pony

>either cousins, kids, or some other relation

>the strangest stories start cropping up about dragon/pony encounters

>it would usually go with ponies getting away having anything of calue stolen and their mane, tail or fur scorched

>now there's an occasional story of dragons slowly backing away before flying away

>nopony can figure out why though

>except Anon after doing some digging

>all the ponies who the dragons avoided, were either themselves green, or in a group with a green pony

 

No.42523397▶

>>42521708

I love this anon great work, heres some of my ideas

>Prince Anon isn't distractible persay, but he does slip into autopilot alot

>its his way of coping with being so long-lived, when nothing or no one of interest is around his mind just rests, its the compromise between human mind and alicorn longevity

>He has discord bound to a cat since cats are the most chaotic creatures

>Anon is overpowered by the likes of sunset and twilight in terms of raw power, he can raise the sun/moon sure but he delegated the chore of that to discord

>discord does it since its the only thing hes allowed to do in familiar form directly, he makes day and night happen or he goes back in the statue

>As a teacher anon is pretty regimented, his lessons have a well defined curriculum with lots of gaps for self-guided research or outlined objectives to complete. this both gives his students the chance to learn directly under him and pursue their interests while supported.

>the real reason for this is so anon knows whats happening, can keep up with his students better, learn as they do and then get breaks from teaching for extended periods

>Anon's been around long enough to understand the theories and functions of magic but his innate power is on par with cadence's at best, what he does know how to use though hes gotten quite good at, creative use of his power is what gives him his edge

>Anon knows the show, knowing events that have/will happen bother him since he has no idea if he should act on them or not

>non-ponies like chrysalis or rain shine are preferred targets of his rarely seen spaghetti

>anon and dragon lord torch don't talk during their meetings, they fight, its led to an association with where ponies with green coats are avoided by dragons in case its the prince in disguise, the prince himself or a relative

>the fights are friendly if destructive

>granny smith would be highly respected in the dragonlands and theres an old rumour the apples are related to the prince since quite a few of them have green coats or manes

>anon keeps trying to trick chrysalis into sharing love just to see how pissed she'll get after transforming into a nu-changeling

 

 

No.42523429▶

>>42523397

>>theres an old rumour the apples are related to the prince since quite a few of them have green coats or manes

 

>Its not true, granny smith knows it, but invites the prince to the apple family reunions anyway

>she figures it must be lonely being the stallion in charge

>she always smiles when a new 'distant cousin' shows up, he never changes the eyes and she caught on to him awhile ago

 

No.42523471▶

>>42523429

>Inb4 Anon and Granny Smith have known each other since she was a filly, because he visited Ponyville once or twice out of curiosity, what with being the main setting of what will be future canon chicanery.

>>42523397

>Anon's been around long enough to understand the theories and functions of magic but his innate power is on par with cadence's at best, what he does know how to use though hes gotten quite good at, creative use of his power is what gives him his edge

>Anoncorn had a phase really early on where, once he had mastered magical theory and polished his skills over the course of a couple centuries, he went full power scale stupid.

>Developed spells like telefragging, speeding up his reflexes and perception to Flash lite levels, aimbotting for his lasers, summoning clouds that rain napalm, etc etc.

>After another century as an Alicorn, Anon ends up permanently shelving basically all his spells of that nature because he started finding it all really edgy.

>he's honestly pretty embarrassed by them. He's never really faced a threat that actually required them and they just feel too tryhard to bother with.

 

I'd have to think of how to introduce this tidbit in the modern day though. Maybe Twilight finding an ancient forbidden spell book that actually ends up being Anon's old journal he workshopped his old spells on, and is really fucking embarrassed that Twilight found it.

 

 

No.42523633▶

>>42523471

The spooky forbidden >dark-magic section of the Royal Archives is actually just full of cringy fanfics and bad drawings.

 

 

No.42523692▶

>>42523633

>"You figured out how to fold a finite amount of space in on itself to an exponentially increasing scale, while keeping it contained to a mana cage that self-sustains itself on the ever increasing thermal output, while overlaying it with a negative feedback loop failsafe to dissipate any ambient after effects if it got out of control! Prince! You figured out how to create a singularity! How long have you known how to do this!?"

>You groan

>You knew you should have burned that book and let Cerberus use it as a chew toy

>Or a toilet

>Anything would be better than this

>Your dear student is reading through your cringy edgelord spells right in front of you

>Oh no

>She's giving you that look

>She's not going to leave until you answer her

>You sigh

"I dunno, Twilight, eight-"

>"You've known about this for eight years!?"

"-hundred-"

>"EIGHT HUNDRED!?"

"-and... twenty years? or maybe fifty? I stopped keeping track, but I remember that one, I had to figure out how to fold magic into non-euclydian forms before I could get the structure of the cage righ-"

>"You know non-euclydian magic and didn't tell me!?"

>You can't tell if she's more impressed or pissed

>This unicorn has an extreme thirst

>You're just thankful it's a thirst for knowledge

>You don't need a repeat of Sunset