The Slide Thread Funk Alarm


                                            1.
                                            
                                                (attention)

                                            2.
                                            
                                                (your attention, please)

                                            3.
                                            
                                                (the board is currently experiencing multiple slide threads)

                                            4.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                (would all anons return to the puzzle thread?)

                                            6.
                                            
                                                (please)

                                            7.
                                            
                                                (would all anons return to the puzzle thread?)

                                            8.
                                            
                                                (thank you)

                                            9.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                [intro]

                                            11.
                                            
                                                I'm soundin' the slide thread funk alarm

                                            12.
                                            
                                                (uh)

                                            13.
                                            
                                                (uh)

                                            14.
                                            
                                                (yeah)

                                            15.
                                            
                                                gotta keep the thread bumped

                                            16.
                                            
                                                gotta keep it alive

                                            17.
                                            
                                                I'm soundin' the slide thread funk alarm

                                            18.
                                            
                                                so this thread can survive

                                            19.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                we gotta stop the puzzle thread being knocked off the board

                                            21.
                                            
                                                we've all come too far

                                            22.
                                            
                                                to have all our puzzle posts

                                            23.
                                            
                                                knocked off by slide threads galore

                                            24.
                                            
                                                (uh)

                                            25.
                                            
                                                (yeah)

                                            26.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                All anons gather around and hold onto your mares

                                            28.
                                            
                                                keep bumpin' the thread

                                            29.
                                            
                                                while the slide thread funk alarm is still ignited

                                            30.
                                            
                                                (uh)

                                            31.
                                            
                                                (uh)

                                            32.
                                            
                                                (yeah)

                                            33.

                                            34.
                                            
                                                (solo)