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"Oh, hey there Anon! Welcome back to Sugarcube Corner! It's always super-great to see you here! So, what can I get you?"
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>Pinkie Pie is as exuberant as ever
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>you smile and put down your menu
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"Oh, I don't know. Everything here is good. Why don't you surprise me?"
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>Pinkie's eyes light up
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"Oh, a surprise eh? How about a super-hot-fudge-extra-rainbow sundae with caramel and cookie sprinkles with sugar-coated-suzy-cream-cheese-deluxe-cake-batter surprise sauce...."
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>she drones on, yammering autistically about some insane pastry
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>it sounds like diabetes-fuel but you like her enthusiasm
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>you smile and cut her off gently
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"Yes, Pinkie, that sounds delicious. But since you told me everything about it it's not technically a surprise."
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>her eyes widen in astonishment
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"You're right!! I'm going to have to change the cake-sprinkles to neon-pink sugar-caramelized hot fudge!"
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>she looks from side to side to make sure nopony is listening, then leans in and whispers confidentially:
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"...but don't tell anypony. It's a surprise!"
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>you smile indulgently at her and she darts off into the kitchen
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"Oh, and I'll have..."
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>you glance over to the other seat at the table
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>the green pony raises her hoof slightly to place her order, but Pinkie has already left
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>she trails off and stares dejectedly down at the menu
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>you smile at her
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"I'm sorry Wallflower, did you want to order something?"
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>her neck is still angled down at the table, but she lifts her eyes slightly to meet your gaze
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"Oh, um, well, yes, I was kind of hoping to get this..."
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>she points at an item on the menu with her hoof
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>you glance casually down at the menu
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>it's some kind of special birthday cupcake that comes with your name written in frosting
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>you raise an inquisitive eyebrow, and she reddens slightly
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"Yeah, it's...uh....it's my birthday today."
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>you reach over and give her a playful scratch behind the ears
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"Don't worry, we'll tell her when she comes back."
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>you hear furtive whispers and glance around
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>you turn to look and see a table full of mares looking in your direction
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>you smile and wave, and they all immediately blush and look away
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>you can hear them whispering and giggling to each other
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>the only part of their conversation you can make out is "I can't believe Anon eats here!"
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>you smile to yourself
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>everyone is so nice here
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>and as the only human in town you've become kind of a local celebrity
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"ah....AAH!"
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>you glance back at Wallflower
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>she notices you looking and reddens, shifting uncomfortably in her chair
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"Something the matter, Wallflower?" you ask politely
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>she shifts again
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>you can hear a slight buzzing coming from underneath her seat
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"It's just...uh..."
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>her blush deepens
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"Any chance I could...uh...you know..."
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>you pretend not to know what she's talking about and continue to stare politely at her
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"...any chance I could..."
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>she glances up and meets your gaze
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"...take them out...?"
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>you frown, and she looks quickly back down at the table
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"Wallflower, you know the rules."
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>she slumps down into her chair, appearing to almost physically shrink
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"...yes."
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"And what are the rules?"
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>she slumps further into her chair
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>she's blushing so hard her green coat almost turns red
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>a few strands of her shaggy mane droops down, covering her eyes
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>you reach forward and brush them aside
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>her eyes look up dejectedly at you
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"What are the rules?" you repeat
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"...if I take them out you won't bring me here anymore."
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>you smile and scratch her behind the ears again
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"That's right."
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>you decide she needs a little reminder, so you reach into your pocket
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>the little remote control has two dials, one for each device
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>the speeds can be synced with each other
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>right now, you've got it on a pulse setting, with the one in her anus and the one in her vagina pulsing at alternating intervals
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>Twilight makes some pretty weird stuff on her free time
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>you twist both dials and increase the speed
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"AAAH!"
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>Wallflower cries out, and instantly covers her mouth with both hooves
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>she glances around the dining room, absolutely mortified
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>but of course nopony notices her
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>you smile, and turn the dials again
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>the buzzing under her seat increases, and she shifts uncomfortably again
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>she tries to stifle it, but eventually she lets out a soft groan
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>you smile and ruffle her mane
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"You like that, don't you, Wallflower?"
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>she stares at the table
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"...yes." she says meekly
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"Oh hey Anon, your surprise is ready! Sorry, we're all out of industrial-carmelized-pudding-sauce, so I took butter-cream-soaked-cookie-batter and fused it with powered-pancake-donut-sprinkles. Hope that's okay!"
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>you look at the gigantic sugar-coated monstrosity the pink pony sets down in front of you
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>back home this would give you a heart attack in seconds, but somehow in this world you can eat stuff like this daily and not even gain weight
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>you smile indulgently and give the pink pony an affectionate pat on the head
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"This looks wonderful, thank you."
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>she beams with pride
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"Well, enjoy your treat, Anon!"
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>she turns to go, and Wallflower clears her throat
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>you glance in her direction, and then turn back to Pinkie
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"Wait, Pinkie."
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>the pink pony returns to the table, an inquisitive look on her face
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>you gesture towards the green pony seated across from you
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"My friend would like to order something, too."
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>Pinkie blinks in confusion
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"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't notice you there. Did you just come in?"
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"I've been here the whole time," mutters Wallflower, shifting uncomfortably
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>Pinkie's ears prick up as she seems to notice a slight buzzing sound
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"I think there's a fly in here..." she says distractedly, glancing around
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>she turns to go
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"Uh, Pinkie?"
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>she stops and looks back at you, a puzzled expression on her face
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>you gesture towards Wallflower again
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>Pinkie blinks, and then suddenly remembers
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"Oh, that's right! I'm sorry. Did you want to order something?"
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"Yes, please."
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>Wallflower points to the birthday cupcake
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>Pinkie's eyes light up when she sees what she's pointing at
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"Ooooh! Is it somepony's birthday today?"
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>Wallflower smiles prettily and reddens a little
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>she nods
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>there is an uncomfortable silence as Pinkie continues to stare at her with a giant smile on her face
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"Whose is it?" she finally asks
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>Wallflower's smile fades
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>she stares back down at the table
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"mine," she says quietly.
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>Pinkie blinks, looking around
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"There's that fly again..." she mutters, her eyes darting about, trying to find the source of the buzzing
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>you stifle a laugh, and turn the dials in your pocket a little
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>Wallflower groans softly
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>Pinkie shrugs
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"Well, be sure to tell them Happy Birthday for me!" she says cheerfully, and turns to go
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>you clear your throat, and Pinkie turns
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>for a second she looks confused, and then she notices Wallflower again
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"Oh, that's right. What did you want to order again?"
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>Wallflower points at the birthday cupcake on the menu
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>Pinkie glances at where she's pointing
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"Oh! Well, that's our super-special birthday surprise cupcake! It comes with the birthday pony's name written in frosting! What's the name of the lucky birthday pony?"
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>Wallflower shifts uncomfortably again
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>Pinkie's eyes dart suspiciously about, searching for the fly
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"Wallflower Blush."
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>Pinkie blinks and looks back
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"Wallflower Blush. The cupcake is for me. My name is Wallflower Blush."
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>Pinkie blinks, and then a second later she comprehends
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"Oooh, okay! Sorry, I'm just distracted trying to find this fly...."
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>she returns her attention to the task at hand
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"I don't think I've seen you around before. Are you new in town? Welcome to Ponyville!"
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>Wallflower stares at the table
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"I've lived here my whole life," she mutters
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"Really?"
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>Pinkie's face scrunches up as she searches her memories
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"Do you live in East Ponyville? I'm not sure I've seen you around before..."
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"We went to school together."
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>Pinkie stares blankly
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"We sat next to each other."
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>Pinkie stares blankly
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"I was your lab partner in botany."
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>Pinkie stares blankly
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>a minute later, she shrugs
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"Sorry, I guess I'm drawing a blanky-blank. Anyway, I'll be right back with your cupcake. What was the name again?"
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"Wallflower Blush."
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"Oh, that's right! Be back in a jiffy!"
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>she trots away, singing happily to herself
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"Who says 'back in a jiffy' in this day and age?" you muse aloud
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>you hear a sharp, hissing intake of breath
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>you turn to see Wallflower grinding her pelvis uncomfortably against the seat
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>you smile pleasantly at her
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"Are you having a fun birthday, my dear?"
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>her eyes dart up angrily at that
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"You didn't even know it was my birthday..." she mutters
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>you frown
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"You've got kind of an attitude today. If you keep that up I'm going to start thinking we're not friends anymore."
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>her eyes widen as an expression of unfathomable terror comes over her face
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"No..." she mutters, reaching a hoof out toward you. "I'm sorry, I'm just...AAAH!"
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>as she leans forward, the thing inside her shifts and touches a sweet spot
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>her entire body convulses
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>her eyes squeeze shut and she throws her head back
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"AAAAAH!"
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>several ponies turn around and glance at your table
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>a thick, musky smell fills the air as Wallflower's juices erupt all over her seat
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"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
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>she cries out, even louder
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>the entire restaurant is looking at her now
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>her body shakes and quivers
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>her orgasm causes her to lose control of her body, and you hear a loud patter as her piss squirts out and pools on the floor
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>several of the mares who were whispering before wrinkle their noses in disgust
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>they begin whispering again
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"...who is she..."
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"...never seen her before..."
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"...she's really gross..."
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"aahahaahahahahahaaaaa...."
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>Wallflower is still groaning
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>she looks like she's about to fall out of the chair, so you grab her still-outstretched hoof to steady her
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>her entire body is quaking
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"aah!"
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>she gives one last, final groan, and seems to regain consciousness
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>she looks around
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>literally every single eye in Sugarcube Corner is turned toward her
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>the room is dead silent, except for a conspicuous buzzing sound that could probably be heard from Canterlot
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>Wallflower turns a deep crimson
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>Bon-Bon, who was in the process of giving Pinkie her order before the commotion started, clears her throat
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"I'll have what she's hav--wait a minute. Who is she, anyway?"
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>she turns to Lyra, who shrugs
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"Never seen her before."
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>murmurs begin to circulate through the room, most of them concerning the identity of the mystery mare sitting with Anon
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>Wallflower shrinks down into her seat
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"...can we go please?"
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>she stares up at you
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>her tear-filled eyes are pleading with you
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>you smile indulgently and stroke her hoof
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"Don't you want to wait for your birthday cupcake?"
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>she shakes her head
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>sparkling tears fly from her eyes and splash into the love-puddle she made on the floor
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"...n-no. Please, Anon. I just want to go home."
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>you give her mane a reassuring tussle
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"Of course, Wallflower. Let's go home."
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>you stand up, but she remains seated
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>you glance downward, frowning
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>she glances at you, then looks down again
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"...um...can you...um..."
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>she trails off, but you pretend you don't know what she's talking about
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>you stare pleasantly at her, forcing her to finish the sentence
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"...can you shut it off please?" she mumbles finally
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>you tussle her mane again
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"No, dear, you know the rules."
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"o-okay."
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>she stands to leave
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>the eyes of everypony in Sugarcube Corner are on her as the two of you leave the restaurant
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>Wallflower walks with an uncomfortable gait
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>a conspicuous buzzing sound follows her out the door
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>you both can hear faint murmurs of disgust fading away as the two of you exit
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>the little bell tingles as the door swings shut
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>several hours later
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>the sun is dipping below the horizon
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>Pinkie grabs the "open" sign in her mouth and flips it around to "closed"
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>she nudges the lock with her nose, and begins to clean up for the day
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>at one table, she notices a sour smell wafting up
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>she frowns, leaning in closer
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"Hey, this chair is all wet..."
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>she sniffs, and her nose immediately wrinkles
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>she knows what it is, she's just confused as to how it got there
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>wasn't this the table that Anon was sitting at?
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"...but I'm positive there wasn't anypony sitting in this chair..."
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>she sniffs again
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>yep, definitely smells like pee-pee
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>pee-pee and you-know-what
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>naughty juices
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>from a mare
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"Was Anon doing the hanky-pony-panky with somepony while I wasn't looking?" she muses
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"No, Anon wouldn't do that. Not at Sugarcube Corner. He's waaaaaay too nice to do something like that!"
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>she shrugs, and trots off to get something to clean it up with
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>on the way through the kitchen, she pauses
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>there's a cupcake sitting on the counter
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>the frosting has gotten all hard, it looks like it's been sitting there for hours
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>she frowns, leaning in to look at it
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>it's a birthday cupcake
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>she doesn't remember making any of these today
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>then again, she was pretty busy, she might have just forgotten
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>her brow wrinkles as she reads the writing on the icing
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>it's definitely her writing
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"Hmm, maybe I just made it and forgot! Maybe they didn't want it because I got the name wrong. There sure isn't anypony in town with a name like that!"
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>she shrugs, and trots merrily away, singing to herself
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>a short while later, she closes the shop up for good
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>in the kitchen, a last ray of fading sunlight falls upon a forgotten cupcake on the counter
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>the hardened icing has begun to crumble, but the letters can still be read
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"Happy Birthday Wallflower"
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~ FIN ~
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