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Fluttershy's Shopping Trip

By glimglam12
Created: 18th December 2020 03:23:20 AM

  1. >be you, Fluttershy
  2. >you know you're not supposed to leave your house unless it's important
  3. >but poor Angel is out of carrots
  4. >well, you've actually got plenty of carrots for him
  5. >but they're not the kind he likes
  6. >you bought them because there was a deal in bulk, but little Angel is such a fussy eater
  7. >he shredded them up and threw them all around the room
  8. >the poor dear was in quite a state
  9. >so long story short you had to venture out into the market today, even though the regulations make it kind of a bother to shop
  10. >but poor Angel is so hungry, and--
  11. "HEY!!"
  12. >you cringe instinctively and back away from the angry mare glaring over her shoulder at you
  13. "Keep six feet away from me!" the mare snaps
  14. "O-oh.  I'm sorry.  I forgot."
  15. >the mare narrows her eyes at you suspiciously
  16. >you back tentatively away until you are an appropriate distance from her
  17. >she glares at you and turns slowly back around
  18. "HEY!!!"
  19. >you cringe as you feel your rump bump up against somepony else
  20. >you turn to see another mare glaring at you angrily
  21. "What's the matter with you?!?  Are you stupid or something?!?"
  22. "I-I'm sorry..."
  23. "You should be sorry!  You could be a vampire for all I know!!"
  24. >you crouch meekly to the ground and begin backing away from the furious mare, who is still yelling at you
  25. >bump
  26. >you feel your rump press against the first mare, who wheels around furiously
  27. "Gah, you again!  What's wrong with you?  Don't you know the rules?"
  28. >both mares are now glaring at you
  29. >you press yourself to the ground, wishing it would swallow you up
  30. >more ponies are turning to look at the commotion
  31. >oh dear
  32. >what do they want you do to?
  33. >you can't keep six feet apart from both of them
  34. "Um, well, the thing is, if maybe one of you could just back up a little, I might have room..."
  35. "Uh, YOU bumped into ME!" snaps the first mare
  36. "Yeah!" the second chimes in.  "You bumped into me too!  Can't you even follow a simple rule?"
  37. >the first mare seems to notice something, and peers at you suspiciously
  38. "Hey, wait a minute. Where are your garlic cloves?"
  39. >your eyes widen in panic
  40. >you completely forgot to put on your garlic cloves this morning
  41. >you look around self-consciously
  42. >everypony else in the market is wearing a rope of garlic cloves around their neck
  43. >Mayor Mare handed down the ordinance last week
  44. >a few months ago a pony had been bitten by a new and nasty type of fruit bat
  45. >she'd turned into a vampire and developed an insatiable thirst for the blood of ponies
  46. >according to Twilight the vampire infection had spread across all Equestria, converting thousands upon thousands of ponies into dark minions of the night
  47. >horrible business, that
  48. >but more to the point, it's now illegal to go outside without putting on a rope of garlic cloves to ward off the vampires
  49. "HEY EVERYPONY!! THIS PONY ISN'T WEARING A ROPE OF GARLIC CLOVES!!!"
  50. >you are now pressed flush against the ground
  51. >you can feel their horrible accusing eyes on you
  52. >you try to dig a hole with your mind powers but it doesn't work
  53. >there is a whole crowd forming around you now
  54. "What do you mean she isn't wearing garlic cloves?" demands one pony
  55. "See for yourself!"
  56. "Hey, you're right! She isn't wearing garlic cloves!"
  57. "Why aren't you wearing garlic cloves?!?"
  58. "Yeah, do you WANT us all to turn into vampires?"
  59. "Maybe she IS a vampire!"
  60. "Yeah, only a vampire wouldn't want to wear garlic cloves around her neck!"
  61. >you feel their horrible, accusing eyes boring into you
  62. >you begin to quake with fear
  63. "N-no, I'm sorry, I just forgot...you see, I have a really hungry little bunny at home..."
  64. "SHUT UP, VAMPIRE!" one pony snaps
  65. "Yeah!"
  66. "um, I'm not a vampire..."
  67. "THAT'S JUST WHAT A VAMPIRE WOULD SAY!"
  68. >the circle is closing in on you now
  69. >you take several nervous steps backward
  70. >you cringe as you feel yourself bump into somepony again
  71. "Get away from me, vampire!" the pony shouts, shoving you
  72. "Hey, don't shove the vampire into me! I don't want to get vampire-infected!"
  73. "Shut up!"
  74. "YOU shut up!"
  75. >you are literally shaking
  76. >at least everypony stopped yelling at you and started yelling at each other
  77. "Now what in the hay is goin' on here?!?"
  78. >everypony stops yelling
  79. >you look up to see who it is
  80. >oh no
  81. >no
  82. >not her
  83. >please
  84. >the crowd parts slowly to let her through
  85. >you look up, quaking with fear
  86. >yep, it's her
  87. >Applejack pushes through the crowd
  88. "Now what in the hay is goin' on?" she asks again
  89. >the first mare who yelled at you points
  90. "This pony is a vampire!"
  91. >you cringe
  92. >Applejack looks down at you and frowns
  93. "Now why do y'all think that Fluttershy is a vampire?"
  94. >the second mare speaks up
  95. "She's not wearing her garlic rope!"
  96. "Yeah, she's trying to infect us all!" another pony chimes in from somewhere
  97. >Applejack turns back to you and frowns deeply
  98. >you shrink beneath her icy stare
  99. >Applejack used to be your friend, but ever since Mayor Mare put her in charge of vampire detection she's become unpleasant to be around
  100. "This true, Fluttershy? Are y'all a vampire?"
  101. "N...no. You see, Angel was out of carrots, or, well, he has carrots, but they're not the carrots he likes..."
  102. >you trail off, because Applejack isn't listening
  103. >she rubs a hoof pensively under her chin
  104. "Well, y'ain't wearin' yer garlic cloves, an' that's mighty suspicious...and ya did turn into a vampire that one time..."
  105. >several ponies cry out in alarm
  106. "There's been a vampire in this town the whole time?!?"
  107. "Why didn't you tell us?!?"
  108. "You're supposed to be protecting--"
  109. >Applejack silences them all with a glare
  110. "please, Applejack, I swear I'm not a vampire, I just forgot the cloves today, that's all, so if I could, um, just go home..."
  111. >Applejack glares at you, and you can no longer speak
  112. "I've heard enough. I reckon we should administer the test."
  113. >there was a unanimous murmur of approval from the surrounding crowd
  114. "The test!" cried one pony
  115. "THE TEST!" cried another
  116. >no
  117. >no please
  118. >not the test
  119. >but it's too late
  120. >the ponies seize you and drag you across the market
  121. >you can see the scaffolding at the center of the square drawing closer
  122. >no
  123. >no
  124. >your knees quake as they drag you up the stairs
  125. >ponies are jeering at you
  126. >screaming at you
  127. >tears well up in your eyes as they strap the bit into your mouth
  128. >the leather straps bite into your fetlocks as they secure your legs to the pulley
  129. >Applejack takes her place at the top of the platform
  130. >her face is the stern mask of the inquisitor
  131. >no
  132. >you hate this part
  133. >somepony slips a blindfold over your eyes
  134. >you can hear ropes and pulleys tightening around you
  135. >poor Angel
  136. >he's probably wondering where his carrots are
  137. >this is why you don't like to go shopping anymore
  138.  
  139. ~Fin~
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