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>the final piece, the puzzlechad places it lovingly for his companion to conclude, another puzzle well done, he prepares his GG
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>suddenly the user list grows
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>it's him
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>the puzzle pony's polite hesitation will be her undoing
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>the piece is grasped, but not by her
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>with lightning quick reflexes, puzzlechad jerks his mouse across the screen and double clicks the piece
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>it falls limp
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>the battle begins...
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[intro]
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so, we meet again foul scourge
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prepare to be bested
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we shall jiggie
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to the death!
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insolent whelp
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you cannot stop me
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I will solve this puzzle
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have at thee!
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[verse}
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aha! you think you can grab this piece?
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no, I think not, vile cur
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the lady shall solve the puzzle
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my reactions are quicker than yours
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arr!
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mares first, but stallions just before
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that piece is mine to dispose
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I will use my secret weapon
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My mouse's macros!
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you dirty cheating dog
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I don't need to beat you with such tricks
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all I need is my simple mouse
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taste the wrath of my double clicks
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[chorus]
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the puzzle duel to end all puzzle duels
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They shall jiggie
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to the death!
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the hero and the villain
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there can only be one winner!
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The jiggie
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to the death!
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ha ha!
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So much for your superior reflexes
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I can set the dpi higher with just a few clicks
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I'm just toying with you now
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coward! you have no honor
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I've solved many a puzzle fairly
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I have no need for your
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poltroon technology
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gah!
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you may have got the piece
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but, only momentarily!
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I WILL solve this puzzle!
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and you'll worship me as your king!
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[chorus]
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the puzzle duel to end all puzzle duels
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They shall jiggie
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to the death!
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the hero and the villain
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there can only be one winner!
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The jiggie
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to the death!
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[solo]
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you cad!
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I will never worship you
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you have no concept of honor
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that is why you'll lose!
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I am your puzzle god
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you should be bowing down to me
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leave now and I shall solve it
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and it'll all end peacefully
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Aha!
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you have fallen for my trap
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I locked the piece into the corner
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any last words, or do you wish to surrender
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like the scoundrel you are?
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[outro]
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>with the puzzlechad locking his adversary into a stalemate
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>he has no choice but to relent
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>the user list shrinks down once more
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>the puzzlechad unlocks the piece
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>once again, he places it lovingly for his companion
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>the puzzle pony picks it up, finally solving the puzzle
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>both trade their GG's and leave...
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>but his adversary *WILL* strike again...
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[end]
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