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All Jiggers on Deck!

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Created: 2025-11-29 00:48:56
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    >attention, baby, this is your puzzle captain speakin'
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    >we got ourselves an unfinished puzzle off the port bow
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    >we need all jiggers on deck, honey
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    >that's right, we need all hands and hooves, baby, right now
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    [verse]
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    we're sailin' the great Jiggie seas
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    in search of pony puzzles to solve
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    the greatest skilled solvin' sailors
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    crewing the great ship Jiggie resolve
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    [prechorus]
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    puzzle, ho!
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    hey! That ain't a nice way to talk about my waifu!
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    [chorus]
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    calling all hands and hooves
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    we need all puzzle recruits
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    to keep our positive solving record in check
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    we need all jiggers on deck
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    uh
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    yeah
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    [verse]
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    finally reachin' the puzzle
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    the crew seein' it nothin' but sky
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    it's a whole lotta nothin' to them
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    'cause they signed up for this puzzle sailin' life
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    [prechorus]
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    doctor, I think I got the puzzle scurvy!
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    then, you need to solve a limestone pie puzzle, stat!
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    [chorus]
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    calling all hands and hooves
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    we need all puzzle recruits
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    to keep our positive solving record in check
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    we need all jiggers on deck
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    for real, baby
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    yeah
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    [bridge]
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    Cap'n! the puzzle's too hard!
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    sling him into the brig for his pussy talk!
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    but cap'n, we're already at the bridge!
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    well, recruit, you know what to do...
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    pick up the guitar and make her sing, baby!
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    YEAH!
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    [solo]
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    [chorus]
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    calling all hands and hooves
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    we need all puzzle recruits
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    to keep our positive solving record in check
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    we need all jiggers on deck
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    yeah, yeah, yeah!
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    woo!
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    >another Jiggie solved while sailin' on our great puzzle sweeper
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    >crewed by the finest skilled puzzle seamares and seamen
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    >ha! seamen
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    >you got a dirty mind there recruit

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