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The Puzzle Vanquishers Victorious

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Created: 2025-12-05 18:26:37
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    [Spoken]
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    >Upon the hilltop, the army awaits their re-con
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    >while partaking their pizza ration
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    >soon, the scout returns from his mission
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    >re-laying the unfinished puzzle approaching their position
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    >the foe appears from the horizon
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    >wrought from tartarian hell fires, a jiggie puzzle demon
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    >turning to his company of mares and men
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    >The Puzzle Captain rouses them ready to do battle again...
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    [verse]
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    My army of jiggers
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    you've defeated many a puzzle foe
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    this beast is no different
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    you're all seasoned pros
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    dazzling resplendence
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    may belie its true pain
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    but, fear not, because
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    we'll vanquish it, just the same
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    [spoken word]
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    now, prepare your battle cries,
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    and...
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    chaaaaarge!
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    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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    [chorus]
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    we'll never let you win
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    never let ourselves be felled
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    we'll battle to the death
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    against jiggies from hell
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    we'll take on any puzzle demon
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    our battle cry is your death nell
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    we'll fight until the very end
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    and break your evil spell
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    [verse]
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    at the tip of the assault
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    the maers lead the vanguard
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    weakening the demon puzzle
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    with their swift cavalry charge
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    the berserker anon battalion
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    are next into the fray
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    with their thirst for battle
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    and weapons ready to slay
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    maers and men are knocked aside
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    rescued out of the fight
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    the rest of the determined army
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    battles long into the night
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    [chorus]
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    we'll never let you win
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    never let ourselves be felled
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    we'll battle to the death
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    against jiggies from hell
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    we'll take on any puzzle demon
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    our battle cry is your death nell
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    we'll fight until the very end
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    and break your evil spell
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    [bridge]
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    amongst the demon's bug swarms
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    the scout scores a hit
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    taking the advantage offered by
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    the jigger's fighting grit
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    the captain orders the battalion
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    spotting the chink in its armor
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    to push the attack forwards
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    and fight even harder
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    [chorus]
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    we'll never let you win
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    never let ourselves be felled
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    we'll battle to the death
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    against jiggies from hell
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    we'll take on any puzzle demon
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    our battle cry is your death nell
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    we'll fight until the very end
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    and break your evil spell
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    [solo]
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    [spoken]
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    >emerging as the dawn breaks
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    >are the mares and men unfelled
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    >fighting the legions of beelezee-bugs
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    >has left their energy expelled
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    >lying amongst the smoking craters
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    >their efforts are revealed
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    >they're completely victorious
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    >with the demon puzzle now killed!
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    [chorus]
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    we'll never let you win
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    never let ourselves be felled
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    we'll battle to the death
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    against jiggies from hell
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    we'll take on any puzzle demon
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    our battle cry is your death nell
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    we'll fight until the very end
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    and break your evil spell

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