I Am The Bump In The Night


                                            1.
                                            
                                                [verse]

                                            2.
                                            
                                                I'm watching from the depths of darkness

                                            3.
                                            
                                                this board is my domain

                                            4.
                                            
                                                I strike fear into sliding ne'er do wells

                                            5.
                                            
                                                driving them insane

                                            6.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                This nocturnal burden is my duty

                                            8.
                                            
                                                sworn to protect with my life

                                            9.
                                            
                                                my oath to keep your thread safe

                                            10.
                                            
                                                from the archival strife

                                            11.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                [prechorus]

                                            13.
                                            
                                                I'll defend you against page ten

                                            14.
                                            
                                                I'll bring you back to page one

                                            15.
                                            
                                                with my tireless duty that begins

                                            16.
                                            
                                                under Celestia's setting sun

                                            17.

                                            18.
                                            
                                                [chorus]

                                            19.
                                            
                                                I am the board's lone vigilante

                                            20.
                                            
                                                with my thread protecting might

                                            21.
                                            
                                                beware my thread sliding foes

                                            22.
                                            
                                                I am the bump in the night

                                            23.

                                            24.
                                            
                                                [verse]

                                            25.
                                            
                                                I watch as you wander

                                            26.
                                            
                                                down that dark and unlit path

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                                                oh, you poor, poor mare,

                                            28.
                                            
                                                you're walking into a bloodbath

                                            29.

                                            30.
                                            
                                                before you know it, you're surrounded

                                            31.
                                            
                                                by the sliding gang of page ten

                                            32.
                                            
                                                but, I'm already swooping in

                                            33.
                                            
                                                to protect this fair maiden

                                            34.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                [prechorus]

                                            36.
                                            
                                                I'll defend you against page ten

                                            37.
                                            
                                                I'll bring you back to page one

                                            38.
                                            
                                                with my tireless duty that begins

                                            39.
                                            
                                                under Celestia's setting sun

                                            40.

                                            41.
                                            
                                                [chorus]

                                            42.
                                            
                                                I am the board's lone vigilante

                                            43.
                                            
                                                with my thread protecting might

                                            44.
                                            
                                                beware my thread sliding foes

                                            45.
                                            
                                                I am the bump in the night

                                            46.

                                            47.
                                            
                                                [bridge]

                                            48.
                                            
                                                my actions are swift

                                            49.
                                            
                                                my bumps are true

                                            50.
                                            
                                                my sole focus

                                            51.
                                            
                                                was on protecting you

                                            52.
                                            
                                                I take my leave

                                            53.
                                            
                                                I'm on my way

                                            54.
                                            
                                                before you can even say

                                            55.
                                            
                                                thank you

                                            56.

                                            57.
                                            
                                                [solo]

                                            58.

                                            59.
                                            
                                                [prechorus]

                                            60.
                                            
                                                I'll defend you against page ten

                                            61.
                                            
                                                I'll bring you back to page one

                                            62.
                                            
                                                with my tireless duty that begins

                                            63.
                                            
                                                under Celestia's setting sun

                                            64.

                                            65.
                                            
                                                [chorus]

                                            66.
                                            
                                                I am the board's lone vigilante

                                            67.
                                            
                                                with my thread protecting might

                                            68.
                                            
                                                beware my thread sliding foes

                                            69.
                                            
                                                I am the bump in the night

                                            70.

                                            71.
                                            
                                                [outro]

                                            72.
                                            
                                                I am the bump in the night!