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Anonstallion shitpost

By NothingImpossible
Created: 2025-12-08 07:00:25
Expiry: Never

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    I'm not gonna say sorry because I giggling the whole time I was writing this
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    >Be Chrysalis, first of the horde, sole matriarch of the Badlands hive, apex predator of the equines
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    >And currently the smuggest bug to exist
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    >You'd won, the pitiful ponies hadn't seen you and your horde coming
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    >The wedding might as well have been a free all you can eat buffet for how easy it was to overwhelm the ponies
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    >And the Griffons and Dragons were scared of them?
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    >You gazed down your nose at the prostrate ponies before you
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    >The pink one you had replaced was shaking her catatonic mate vigorously in an attempt to snap him out of his hypnosis
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    >The purple one who had almost ruined your plans was surrounded by her pathetic little friends, all glaring up at you with a delicious mixture of fear and anger
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    >"You won't win this Chrysalis, once Prince Anon comes back you're done for!"
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    >Aw, how adorable, the purple one actually believed that! Her emotions were a calm center of certainty in a room full of terror
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    "Ha! The green weakling who left *you* to fend my children off? You think he'll return? Let alone beat me? Don't make me laugh!"
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    >If this was the level of resistance in the very heart of the ponies nation you could probably take over the whole nation by next week!
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    >Across the hive link that connected you to all your spawn you felt the ripple of success
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    >You bared your fangs at the ponies down below, savoring the sudden rush of fear throughout the room
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    >The double doors swung open, and the ponies let out a collective gasp of horror as their ruler was dragged in wrapped up tighter than a hearths warming present
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    >You threw back your head and laughed manically
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    >Victory was yours, and the hive would hunger no longer!
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    >"Well hello *beautiful*~ Where have you been all my live?"
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    >You choked on your tongue as the masculine voice cut through the sobs and cries of the room and silenced every creature in it
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    >Coughing for a moment before you recovered and turned a wrathful glare onto the creature that dared to mock your rightful victory
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    >Only to be hit with a tidal wave of lust so powerful you almost collapsed
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    >Drones around the room moaned in discomfort as the sheer power of the lust reverberated through the link
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    "W-what?"
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    >You slurred, shaking your head
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    >"I asked where you've been all these long lonesome centuries you sexy thing."
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    >Whispers and exclamations of shock echoed throughout the room, none louder than the purple ones
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    >You opened your mouth to respond in indigent rage and met the alicorn princes eyes
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    >Time stood still
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    >Eyes as golden as a flowing wheat field stared back at you in what the ponies would describe as a smoldering gaze
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    >But you would swear you were staring back at a demon
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    >The sheer amount of in-equine *wrongness* hidden behind the veneer of living flesh chilled your hearts
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    >You could feel the raw wanton violence that the creature before you was capable of oozing out
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    >And his entire attention was solely on you
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    "W-wh-at a-r-re you!?"
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    >Disgust twisted your belly as the Prince ran his tongue across his lips and simply stood up, breaking all the ropes containing him and sending the changelings holding him flying
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    >"Your dream come true sweet cheeks"
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    >He winked, and you scuttled backwards in terror
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    >"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me, and you look like you fit the bill perfectly"
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    >Horrified gasps followed that proclamation, one of them your own
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    >"You know, when I raised the Sun today I was thinking, "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway", and here we are!"
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    >He advanced, ignoring his student grabbing hold of his hind leg and screaming at him to tell her what was wrong
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    >You trembled as he simply shock her off and smiled
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    >"I mean really, just absolutely destroy me."
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    >You eeped and leapt off the dais, your hooves wildly scrabbling for purchase on the marble floor
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    >"I'm talkin' full on watermelon in-the-thighs carnage."
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    >What did that even mean!
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    >"And I want it to scare the shit outta of me."
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    >Air, you couldn't get enough air
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    >Gasping and leaping over a pair of terrified ponies you looked behind you
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    >Huge mistake
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    >He was in touching distance with both wings spread in a pegasus mating display
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    >You shrieked in terror as he loomed behind you
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    >"I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your "little peepee pisspiss boy."
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    >Pouring all your strength into your shaking limbs you doubled back and raced for the giant windows behind the throne
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    >If you could shatter the glass you could escape!
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    >A flash of light from and he was in front of you
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    >You whimpered as you dropped to your flank and slid to a stop
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    >He waggled his eyebrows
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    >"I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself bitch."
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    >His advance on you was halted by all six elements jumping on him
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    >"Your Highness, stop! You need to snap out of it!"
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    >The rainbow maned one was biting into his mane and straining with all her might to pull him back as she flapped her wings
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    >Both of the earth ponies were hanging onto his hind legs and digging their hooves into the floor
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    >The purple one and the the prissy unicorn had his wings and tail respectively in their auras and were grunting in exertion
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    >The yellow one...
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    >The yellow was holding onto his neck and tremblingly as much as you were
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    >And it did nothing to slow him down
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    >"I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too."
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    >His horn lit up, and you felt your body leave the floor
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    >"We should be entirely different creatures by the end of the first eight hours."
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    >Your wings started buzzing so hard they drowned out the room full of ponies as they all panicked over their prince being possessed by an incubis or mind controlled
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    >You wished that were the case, but one look in the things eyes and you knew this was him entirely, nothing external prompting this horror at all
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    >"I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal."
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    >With humiliating ease the monster pulled you close to him, gazing at you with warmth and a smile
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    >"Ma'am. Please..."
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    >His eyes narrowed and his head tilted sideways and his forelegs reached towards you
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    >"You have to crush me."
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    >His eyes closed and his lips pursed for a kiss
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    >Oh bug this
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    "C-changelings! I'm begging you, save your Queen!"
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    >War cries part righteous rage part bottomless terror answered your plea as your children rose in a swarm and flung themselves at the beast holding you
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    >"Ow! Oh you littler fuc-"
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    >A drone bounced off the alicorns face after slamming into it with his whole body and you dropped to the floor
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    >You ignored the pain of impact and with a wild blast of magic blew the entire wall behind the throne out
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    >Wobbling on your hooves you ignored the heart wrenching cry of "No!" behind you and took off, flying faster then you had ever flown before
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    >You were free!
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    >You didn't look back as you poured speed into your wings and put the Palace as far behind you as you could
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    >There was no amount of love in the world that could make you ever come back to this place!
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    >Be Anon
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    >Your day was ruined
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    >Nothing could ever fill the bug shaped hole in your heart
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    >You thought you were making a real connection, something that a relationship could be built upon!
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    >But it seemed like the poor thing was just too overwhelmed by all the witnesses to your wooing
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    >"Prince Anonymous! Are you okay!?"
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    >Your cock blocking student pranced in front of your as you watched that tight bug-ussy get further and further away
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    >With a sigh of abject depression you looked down at her
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    "Yes Twilight, my most beloved and totally not in danger of being returned to magic kindergarten student. I am fine."
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    >She deflated with a giggle of relief
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    >"Oh thank Anonymou- I mean, thank the stars you snapped out of it. We were so worried that the spell she cast on you wasn't going to break!"
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    >The sky was empty. Your bug was gone
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    >You sighed again
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    "I don't think the spell I'm under is ever going to end Twiggles."
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    >You turned and starting walking to the wine cellar, ignoring your students gasp of horror
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    >Only one reasonable thing to do now
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    >Get drunk
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    >Your ponies could probably figure out how to fix everything while you drowned your sorrows
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    >"Don't worry your highness! I'll figure out how to stop the spell, I swear it!"
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    >Great, now the little menace was onto something magic related
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    >You could expect the next week to be an endless barrage of theory and application from the purple pain
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    >At least Luna was starting to cool it with the usurper remarks
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    >You skidded to a halt
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    >Hold on
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    >Where the fuck even was Luna?
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    >Did she sleep through an entire invasion?
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    >It would be just like her to be honest
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    >Or maybe she tired up somewhere remote and likely to starve to death if not rescued
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    >A problem for later Anonymous
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    >Or tomorrows
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    >Tomorrows was good

Sins of the Sun

by NothingImpossible

Anonstallion shitpost

by NothingImpossible