(Unfinshed) Anon's Family


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                                                Link to starting post: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/43091004#p43149858

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                                                >It's been a year since I posted my last green.

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                                                Fugg :DD

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                                                Why does my beautifully smooth brain struggle so hard to write stories?

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                                                Well, time to carry on the annual tradition of saying I'm gonna writefag and then disappearing for a year.

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                                                >Day 473 of being a social parasite innaquestria.

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                                                >Be Anon.

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                                                >Be chilling in the treebrary.

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                                                >You are currently engaged in honing the craft you have been mastering your entire life.

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                                                >That is, the craft of being a total NEET.

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                                                >So far, you have spent your entire existence in Equestria shirking every responsibility and dodging every job opportunity.

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                                                >And, by Celestia's sweet ass, were you good at it.

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                                                >You have contributed absolutely nothing to the society which had adopted you, after you randomly woke up on the outskirts of town one day.

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                                                >You have not earned a single bit in your entire time here, not even a fraction of one.

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                                                >You have only been financial drain on your gracious host, the compassionate pony known as "Twilight Sparkle".

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                                                Suddenly, you hear the sound of the front door to the library slamming open.

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                                                >"Anonymous!"

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                                                >That sounded a lot like a certain Purple Smart.

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                                                >And she sounded *very* angry.

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                                                >Surely, she couldn't be upset at such a kind and thoughtful soul such as yourself?

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                                                >Oh crap, did she find out you used the pages from that book with the two gold horses on it to practice your origami?

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                                                >It looked super old, so you thought nopony would miss it.

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                                                >When she was trying to find it the other week, you had the sad realisation the world will never get to see your sweet fucking origami - lest you face the wrath of the violet nerd.

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                                                >Your thoughts are swiftly interrupted as you hear another bellow echo throughout the hollow tree.

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                                                >"Come here, right now!"

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                                                >You should probably go there, right now.

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                                                >You cautiously tread down the steps and towards the fuming unicorn mare.

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                                                "H-hey... twiggles... is there something wrong?"

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                                                >"Something wrong?! You lied to me Anonymous! And don't call me "twiggles"!"

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                                                "Okay! I'm sorry! I'll buy you a new book!"

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                                                >"Why would you lie to me about being from another world and never being able to see your parents again?!"

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                                                "Wait... what? What do you mean?"

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                                                >"I thought I was finally getting you to open up to me, only to find out you told me nothing but lies."

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                                                "I don't understand what you're talking about; I *am* from another world."

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                                                >"If that's true, then how was I able to run into your parents this morning?"

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                                                >Your parents?

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                                                >They're here in Equestria?

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                                                "You met my parents?"

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                                                >"Yes! And they've spent the last year, worried sick, waiting for you to come home!"

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                                                "Home? And you're saying my parents are in Ponyville?"

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                                                >"Of course they are! And I've brought them with me - they're waiting outside."

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                                                >On cue, an older mare and stallion peek their heads around either side of the still open front door.

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                                                >"Long time no see, sport. Why dontcha come on home with us?"

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                                                >Said by... your "father", apparently.

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                                                >"We have so much catching up to do!"

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                                                >And presumably that is your "mother".

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                                                >Keeping your eyes on the two strangers, you lean towards the book horse.

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                                                "Hey, um, Sparkle... you know my parents aren't horses, right?"

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                                                >"Oh nonono, fool me once, shame on me but I'm not falling for your tricks again!"

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                                                "Twilight, I've never met these ponies in my life."

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                                                >"I don't know why you ran away from home, Anonymous, but I think it's time you went back to your family."

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                                                >Before you could protest anymore, Twilight uses her magic to push you outside where your "parents" are waiting.

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                                                >"We can reconcile at a later date!"

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                                                >And with that she shuts the door.

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                                                >"Aww, I'm so happy to see my baby safe and sound!"

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                                                >The middle-aged mare rears up on her hind legs and hugs you around the waist.

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                                                >You feel another set of forelegs wrap around you from the other side.

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                                                >"Let's go home, son."

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                                                >The stallion smiles at you warmly.

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                                                >At this moment, you only have one thought in your head:

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                                                >What the hell is going on?

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                                                Okay, that's all for now. Give me some ideas of what (you)r pony parents look like, so I can write the next part.

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                                                I hope this comes off as interesting to you as the idea did in my head.

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                                                Not sure how well I did with the speech, as always feedback would be appreciated.