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>Be (you).
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>Be walking with Rainbow Dash towards Sweet Apple Acres.
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>She's ranting like crazy about the new Daring Do book.
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>"and she flew through the trap and dodged all the darts that came out the wall..."
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"do you th-"
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>"then she does an awesome barrel roll and dodges the boulder..."
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"what d-"
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>"so she rockets under the door super fast and her hat comes off but she grabs it just before the door closes..."
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>Wow, she's totally zoned out talking about Daring Do, huh?
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>You wave a hand in front of her but she doesn't react.
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>"she's walking through this creepy dark tunnel, when suddenly this skeleton is in her face and she..."
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>You tussle her mane but she keeps on talking.
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>"obviously the griffons betray her and are actually totally evil..."
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>You get an idea to break her train of thought.
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>She hates it when you touch her wings.
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>It'll probably get you a buck to the gut if you're not careful.
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>As you walk, you move closer to her, awkwardly lean over her and put your hands on her sides.
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>She's still not responding.
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>You slide your hands to the base of her wings.
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>Still nothing.
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>You lift your hands upwards and outwards, watching her wings unfurl.
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>"and even though her wings are all tied up, she beats up the whole gang of griffons!"
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>She's really focused on telling you about that book.
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>You decide it'd be funny to start manually flapping her wings with your hands.
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>It's an unusual feeling, the muscles of the appendages moving in your palms.
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>You begin to move them more rapidly.
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>After a couple of seconds, it starts to feel like they're flapping faster than you're moving them.
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>Now that you notice it, they're definitely moving on their own now.
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>You let go of her wings and watch them continue flapping, quicker and quicker.
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>As she continues to obliviously walk and talk, you watch her hooves slowly lift off the ground.
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>"so she saves the stallion, and they kiss and stuff. It's pretty mushy but they gotta have th-"
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>You watch as she swiftly gains altitude, still rambling on.
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>Soon she's become nothing more than a tiny speck in the sky.
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>You wonder how long it'll take her to notice.
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>You decide to just keep walking to Sweet Apple Acres.
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