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AprilFools' Shorts

By AprilFools
Created: 2025-04-14 23:31:13
Expiry: Never

  1.  
  2. >Be (you).
  3. >Be walking with Rainbow Dash towards Sweet Apple Acres.
  4. >She's ranting like crazy about the new Daring Do book.
  5. >"and she flew through the trap and dodged all the darts that came out the wall..."
  6. "do you th-"
  7. >"then she does an awesome barrel roll and dodges the boulder..."
  8. "what d-"
  9. >"so she rockets under the door super fast and her hat comes off but she grabs it just before the door closes..."
  10. >Wow, she's totally zoned out talking about Daring Do, huh?
  11. >You wave a hand in front of her but she doesn't react.
  12. >"she's walking through this creepy dark tunnel, when suddenly this skeleton is in her face and she..."
  13. >You tussle her mane but she keeps on talking.
  14. >"obviously the griffons betray her and are actually totally evil..."
  15. >You get an idea to break her train of thought.
  16. >She hates it when you touch her wings.
  17. >It'll probably get you a buck to the gut if you're not careful.
  18. >As you walk, you move closer to her, awkwardly lean over her and put your hands on her sides.
  19. >She's still not responding.
  20. >You slide your hands to the base of her wings.
  21. >Still nothing.
  22. >You lift your hands upwards and outwards, watching her wings unfurl.
  23. >"and even though her wings are all tied up, she beats up the whole gang of griffons!"
  24. >She's really focused on telling you about that book.
  25. >You decide it'd be funny to start manually flapping her wings with your hands.
  26. >It's an unusual feeling, the muscles of the appendages moving in your palms.
  27. >You begin to move them more rapidly.
  28. >After a couple of seconds, it starts to feel like they're flapping faster than you're moving them.
  29. >Now that you notice it, they're definitely moving on their own now.
  30. >You let go of her wings and watch them continue flapping, quicker and quicker.
  31. >As she continues to obliviously walk and talk, you watch her hooves slowly lift off the ground.
  32. >"so she saves the stallion, and they kiss and stuff. It's pretty mushy but they gotta have th-"
  33. >You watch as she swiftly gains altitude, still rambling on.
  34. >Soon she's become nothing more than a tiny speck in the sky.
  35. >You wonder how long it'll take her to notice.
  36. >You decide to just keep walking to Sweet Apple Acres.

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