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Ace Fic

By YuriFanatic
Created: 2026-04-17 05:14:11
Updated: 2026-04-17 05:17:00
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >You've finally given up
  2. 2.
    >You're accepting that your life sucks
  3. 3.
    >You didn't have money for college
  4. 4.
    >You needed to get a job and save up money
  5. 5.
    >The economy is shit and unemployment is soaring
  6. 6.
    >The only place that would hire you was a farm miles away from the city
  7. 7.
    >That's why you're screwed out on this long empty road
  8. 8.
    >There's nowhere to take cover as the engulfing flame approaches
  9. 9.
    >You wouldn't get to live to say you lived through the first nuking of the United States
  10. 10.
    >You wouldn't get to make funny but inappropriate puns about it
  11. 11.
    >But worst of all, you wouldn't get to kill zombies created by the fallout
  12. 12.
    >All those hours spent reading your zombie survival guide
  13. 13.
    >All those hours spent slicing watermelons with that katana you bought off eBay
  14. 14.
    >All a waste
  15. 15.
    >You would have wrecked that shit
  16. 16.
    >And in your last moments you make a declaration that all Americans will hold to
  17. 17.
    "Fucking China. I always knew it was going to be fucking ChinaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
  18. 18.
    >You scream at the top of your lungs as everything becomes intensely white
  19. 19.
    >Then black
  20. 20.
    >It's over
  21. 21.
     
  22. 22.
    >It's all over
  23. 23.
    >All the important things you've done and... actually you've never done anything important, but that's besi- wait? You see a another white light in the distance
  24. 24.
    >Then an incredible pressure
  25. 25.
    >And everything goes blindingly white
  26. 26.
    "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
  27. 27.
    >You start screaming again
  28. 28.
    >Is this the afterlife? Continually dying in a nuclear explosion? Pain for the rest of eternity? What have you done to de-
  29. 29.
    >"Congratulations! You've given birth to a handsome young colt! And with quite healthy lungs I might add."
  30. 30.
    >You stop screaming
  31. 31.
    >Congratu- given birth- colt? Wait... wait... wait... WHAT??
  32. 32.
    >The whiteness slowly starts to dissipate
  33. 33.
    >Your eyes begin to adjust
  34. 34.
    >Colors explode everywhere
  35. 35.
     
  36. 36.
    >Everything is crisp, so clear
  37. 37.
    >This must be heaven! It's all so beautiful you could-
  38. 38.
    >*WHACK*
  39. 39.
    >OW! WHAT THE F-
  40. 40.
    >*WHACK*
  41. 41.
    "Aaaaaahhhhh!!"
  42. 42.
    >"There are those healthy lungs!"
  43. 43.
    >There's that voice again
  44. 44.
    >You focus through the tears and try to locate the voice
  45. 45.
    >You make out a large tannish shape
  46. 46.
    >It almost looks like... a pony?
  47. 47.
    >The figure smiles down at you
  48. 48.
    >"Well hello there little one. Sorry about all that. Had to make sure we got your lungs all nice and open."
  49. 49.
     
  50. 50.
    >Holy crap it is a pony
  51. 51.
    >A talking pony
  52. 52.
    >Like a My Little Pony
  53. 53.
    >You're in Equestria
  54. 54.
    >Or you got salmonella from handling those chickens and you are seriously trippin' balls
  55. 55.
    >Or maybe this IS the afterlife
  56. 56.
    >Or... wait just a minute. Does salmonella get you high?
  57. 57.
    >As you ponder these things, you're unaware of being carried over to another pony lying in a bed
  58. 58.
    >"And here is your mommy"
  59. 59.
    >Mommy?
  60. 60.
    >"Oh... he's so adorable and handsome"
  61. 61.
    >Wait... that one pony said something about giving birth...
  62. 62.
    >"Just like his father, huh?"
  63. 63.
    >And... that bright spot of light in the darkness
  64. 64.
    >"Of course sweetie. Of course."
  65. 65.
    >Were you just... Did you...
  66. 66.
    >"But we're calling him Ace after my brother."
  67. 67.
    >You were just born.
  68. 68.
    >Well, reborn
  69. 69.
    >"I think that's a swell name honey-buns."
  70. 70.
    >And your "parents" are apparently mushy-gushy lovers
  71. 71.
    >As if you didn't get enough of that crap from your real parents
  72. 72.
    >Well, your first real parents
  73. 73.
    >Damn this is confusing
  74. 74.
    >"Does sum widdle pony wan sum miwk? Himz must be firsty after awa dat yewwing."
  75. 75.
    >Oh great. You're going to be baby-talked as well. This sure is going to be- WAIT ARE THOSE BOOBS?
  76. 76.
    >You latch on to a nipple as fast as you can
  77. 77.
    >"Boy! Look at those instincts! He knows what he wants."
  78. 78.
    >Heh. Instincts. Sure.
  79. 79.
    >"Except... he seems to be doing a lot more licking than sucking..."
  80. 80.
    >Damn it dad. Can't you go give out cigars or something?
  81. 81.
    >"Oh don't worry honey. He'll get the hang of it."
  82. 82.
    >Heh. Sure thing momma pony. But I think I might be a slooooooooowwww learner.
  83. 83.
     
  84. 84.
    >"Ace! Come down for breakfast!"
  85. 85.
    >You shift in your covers a bit
  86. 86.
    >Breakfast later. Sleep now.
  87. 87.
    >*Clop, clop, clop*
  88. 88.
    >Uh-oh, here she comes...
  89. 89.
    >"Ace! Get out of bed. You don't want to miss your first day of school do you?"
  90. 90.
    >You poke your head out from under the covers
  91. 91.
    "Well actually..."
  92. 92.
    >"Downstairs. Now."
  93. 93.
    "Yes mom..."
  94. 94.
    >"Say it like you mean it."
  95. 95.
    >You sigh
  96. 96.
    >"What was that?"
  97. 97.
    "Why of course mom, I'm gonna go right downstairs and enjoy your wonderful meal."
  98. 98.
    >"Right after you brush your teeth."
  99. 99.
    "Yes mom, how silly of me to forget."
  100. 100.
    >"Mhm."
  101. 101.
    >She turns and walks out of your room
  102. 102.
    >You toss your blankets on the floor
  103. 103.
    >You'll do that later
  104. 104.
    >"And fix your bed!"
  105. 105.
    >You'll do that now
  106. 106.
    >You throw some magic around the blanket and sheets, moving them off the bed and tucking them in
  107. 107.
    >You were a unicorn, just like your parents
  108. 108.
    >Black fur, red mane and tail
  109. 109.
     
  110. 110.
    >No not really
  111. 111.
    >You were green with orange hair
  112. 112.
    >Kind of bland actually
  113. 113.
    >Your dad's special talent was weather manipulation
  114. 114.
    >Your mom special talent was growing plants and flowers
  115. 115.
    >Which led to you living on a farm
  116. 116.
    >Fucking irony
  117. 117.
    >At least this one won't blow up
  118. 118.
    >You hope
  119. 119.
    >After your teeth are nice and clean you head to the kitchen
  120. 120.
    >Dad is sitting there reading the paper
  121. 121.
    >"Hey there kiddo! Ready for your first day?"
  122. 122.
    "Yeah dad. Can't wait."
  123. 123.
    >"That's good to hear. I'm sure you'll make lots of friends being the little smartypants you are."
  124. 124.
    >You weren't really that smart
  125. 125.
    >At least not by the adult terms you used to be on
  126. 126.
    >But if you were to be graded on your childhood, you would be an A+++ student
  127. 127.
    >You heard your parents mention the age at which foals begin to speak, and waited close to that time
  128. 128.
    >It actually took a while after that time before you could speak
  129. 129.
    >You hadn't realized talking with a muzzle would be so difficult
  130. 130.
    >There was also the issue of the breastfeeding
  131. 131.
    >All that licking led to your parents thinking you didn't know what to do, so they put you on a bottle instead
  132. 132.
    >Ya dun goofed
  133. 133.
     
  134. 134.
    >After breakfast you grab the saddlebags mom packed for you
  135. 135.
    >"Have a good time son. Don't kiss too many fillies."
  136. 136.
    >"For Celestia's sake honey! Don't listen to your father dear. Do you need me to go with you?"
  137. 137.
    "No thanks, I've got it mom."
  138. 138.
    >"That's my son! A fearless leader, just like his pop."
  139. 139.
    "Of course dad."
  140. 140.
    >You quickly head out the door to avoid anymore family time
  141. 141.
    >You're greeted by a beautiful summer day
  142. 142.
    >The crops are almost fully grown, which means corn stalks as far as the eye can see
  143. 143.
    >No, really. The corn is tall. You can't see farther than 5 paces along the width of the road
  144. 144.
    >Welcome to Oatlahoma
  145. 145.
    >At least, that's what you think all of Oatlahoma is like
  146. 146.
    >You've never actually left the general area of home
  147. 147.
    >There were all the neighbors on their own farms, but most of them were older ponies
  148. 148.
    >The only time you saw a pony even close to your age was when one of the other families' grandkids visited
  149. 149.
    >You're actually pretty excited about to school now that you think about it
  150. 150.
     
  151. 151.
    >About a half-hour's trot later, Marelow comes into sight
  152. 152.
    >Upon getting closer, you notice most of the buildings are brick, with the rest being wooden
  153. 153.
    >And that wood being painted. Why did you notice that? Because the farm ponies never paint anything. Lazy hillbillies
  154. 154.
    >Passing through town, you eventually come upon the school
  155. 155.
    "Wow... that's a big building."
  156. 156.
    >At least, the biggest you've ever seen in Equestria
  157. 157.
    >"You've never seen the school before? Did you just move here?"
  158. 158.
    >Turning around, you take notice of the white mare standing behind you
  159. 159.
    "Ummm... I... I live outside of town on a farm"
  160. 160.
    >"Oh! You must be Ace then."
  161. 161.
    >You nod your head in reply
  162. 162.
    >"Well then, come inside and pick your seat. We'll be starting class soon."
  163. 163.
    >You follow the mare into the building, and to your classroom
  164. 164.
     
  165. 165.
    >There are several fillies and colts already in there
  166. 166.
    >You take a desk in the middle
  167. 167.
    >Not up front like the nerds, and not in back like the weirdos who eat paste
  168. 168.
    >After the last few foals arrive and the remaining seats are filled, the teacher calls you all to attention
  169. 169.
    >"Hello my students, and welcome to kindergarten!"
  170. 170.
    >"My name is Black Clouds, but you can call me Mrs. Black."
  171. 171.
    >Black? But she's... white... You really hope somepony bitch-hoofed her parents for that one
  172. 172.
    >"And in case you were wondering, my parents were colorblind."
  173. 173.
    >Oh...
  174. 174.
    >"Just kidding! Trying to ease the tension and all."
  175. 175.
    >"But... teacher... I'm colorblind..."
  176. 176.
    >Hehehe, nice one teach
  177. 177.
    >"Er... Well, uh... what a wonderful idea! Let's all say our names and tell something about ourselves."
  178. 178.
    >"I'll even start. My name is Mrs. Black, and I'm a teacher. Now it's somepony elses' turn!"
  179. 179.
    >May as well get this over with
  180. 180.
    "My name is Ace, and I live outside of town on a farm."
  181. 181.
    >"Very nice to meet you Ace! That's very interesting! Who would like to go next?
  182. 182.
    >That sounded so fake it hurt
  183. 183.
    >The rest of the students speak and tell their names and things about themselves
  184. 184.
    >Some are actually pretty cool
  185. 185.
    >Most are stupid
  186. 186.
    >Yes, you are an earth pony
  187. 187.
    >Whoop-dee-do
  188. 188.
    >At last, we finally get down to the one shy filly that won't voluntarily talk, and ends up being last
  189. 189.
    >Nerdy glasses, ponytail
  190. 190.
    >Heh, ponytail...
  191. 191.
    >"Let's see... has everypony gone yet? What about you? The filly in the back."
  192. 192.
    >'Ummm... m-my name is... um... Midnight Siren..."
  193. 193.
    >"And what's something about you Midnight."
  194. 194.
    >"I, um... I... I like to make up songs..."
  195. 195.
    >"That's very interesting!"
  196. 196.
    >You'd hate to see how she'd react to something NOT interesting
  197. 197.
    >"Alright now class, today we're going to start learning to count to 10! Doesn't that sound fun?"
  198. 198.
    >Oh here we go...
  199. 199.
     
  200. 200.
    >"Hello my students, and welcome to the middle school!"
  201. 201.
    >Somehow, Mrs. Black got transferred up a few grades
  202. 202.
    >"My name is Black Clouds, but you can call me Mrs. Black."
  203. 203.
    >"And in case you were wondering, my parents were colorblind."
  204. 204.
    >Never change Mrs. Black. Never change
  205. 205.
    >"But teacher... I'm colorblind."
  206. 206.
    >"Iris? I... I thought you moved."
  207. 207.
    >"We moved back when my dad died..."
  208. 208.
    >"Oh... well... that's very interesting!"
  209. 209.
    >Oh boy, here we go again
  210. 210.
    >"Let's all say our names and..."
  211. 211.
     
  212. 212.
    >The school year goes on just like the past several
  213. 213.
    >You continue flying under the radar, just waiting until you become an adult
  214. 214.
    >Also, you kind of need the schooling
  215. 215.
    >You never paid attention the first time around
  216. 216.
    >And what little you did learn seems to have been lost from neglect
  217. 217.
    >You spent most of your time trying to avoid appearing too smart
  218. 218.
    >Don't wanna be picked on by the bullies
  219. 219.
    >Like that one poor nerd over there getting a hoof-noogie
  220. 220.
    >That looked painful
  221. 221.
    >Of course, there's always that-
  222. 222.
    >"Pssst."
  223. 223.
    >-one pony who-
  224. 224.
    >"Psssssssssst, Ace."
  225. 225.
    >-who's going to-
  226. 226.
    >"PSSSSSSST!"
  227. 227.
    >to be-OHDAMNIT
  228. 228.
    >You look at the pony a couple seats ahead of you
  229. 229.
    "What do you want Blitz??"
  230. 230.
    >"Aw c'mon Acey, that's no way to treat your old pal Blitz."
  231. 231.
    >No, the way to treat you would be with fire and gasoline
  232. 232.
    >"So Mr. Magic, got a date for Hearts and Hooves day yet? Oh that's right, nopony wants to go with someone that's so horny."
  233. 233.
    >Shortly after starting school, you soon realized that earth ponies were the dominant race in this hick town
  234. 234.
    >Other than Mrs. Black that is
  235. 235.
    >But you're pretty sure she was kicked out of whatever town she previously lived in
  236. 236.
    >You had a few good friends at least
  237. 237.
    >In fact one of them has-
  238. 238.
    >"Are you gonna try and cast a love spell? Haha! That's the only way you would ever get a mare."
  239. 239.
    "How about I put a curse on you instead?"
  240. 240.
    >"Oh yeah? Well how about I-'
  241. 241.
    >"Good morning class!"
  242. 242.
    >Saved by the dumbbell
  243. 243.
    >"Sorry I'm late. I was at the office because we have a new student transferring in."
  244. 244.
     
  245. 245.
    >A violet filly walks in
  246. 246.
    >Wait, wait, no
  247. 247.
    >A violet UNICORN walks in
  248. 248.
    >"Class, this is Shining Amethyst. She comes from Applewood."
  249. 249.
    >A colt in the back pipes up
  250. 250.
    >"Applewood? Isn't that were they make the Daring Do movies?"
  251. 251.
    >"Yes. My mom is an actor in movies, and my dad does commercials."
  252. 252.
    >Oh gosh her voice is beautiful
  253. 253.
    >This is it
  254. 254.
    >She's the one
  255. 255.
    >And she will be yours
  256. 256.
    >"Why don't you take a seat Amethyst."
  257. 257.
    >There's only one empty desk in the class
  258. 258.
    >Right by yours
  259. 259.
    >It was Midnight's until she left for some unknown reason
  260. 260.
    >This is happening
  261. 261.
    >She begins walking your way
  262. 262.
    >Oh gosh, what should you say?
  263. 263.
    >Should you speak at all?
  264. 264.
    >What about...
  265. 265.
    >YES
  266. 266.
    >Yes there's no way it can fail
  267. 267.
    >Look right into her eyes
  268. 268.
    "Hey-"
  269. 269.
    >"Here! Take my seat. I wanted to move back anyway."
  270. 270.
    >What
  271. 271.
    >NO
  272. 272.
    >"Oh, well thank you."
  273. 273.
    >What just happened
  274. 274.
    >She sits down as another pony moves to the seat next you
  275. 275.
    >This isn't happening
  276. 276.
    >"Hey Mr. Horny, now we can be best buds."
  277. 277.
    >This just happened
  278. 278.
     
  279. 279.
    >You begin contemplating once you get home
  280. 280.
    >So what if she isn't sitting next to you
  281. 281.
    >You can still woo her
  282. 282.
    "She's going to be mine."
  283. 283.
    >But now you're going to have to come up with a reason to start a conversation
  284. 284.
    >You'll have to be smooth
  285. 285.
    >You'll have to be subtle
  286. 286.
    >But most of all, you'll have to be alpha
  287. 287.
    >Hearts and Hooves is in two days
  288. 288.
    >You can do this
  289. 289.
    >Eventually you find yourself in your dad's closet
  290. 290.
    "Let's see... cologne, yes. Mane gel, yes. Ball gag... wait... what? OH FFFFFFF-WHY??"
  291. 291.
    >"Ace? Is something wrong?"
  292. 292.
    >OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG YOU DIRTY WHO-
  293. 293.
    "No mom, I just uh... it's nothing."
  294. 294.
    >"Alright honey, dinner will be ready soon."
  295. 295.
    "Kay mom."
  296. 296.
    >Back to the search
  297. 297.
    >There's not much else in here
  298. 298.
    >Wait, what's that box?
  299. 299.
    >You open it up and find...
  300. 300.
    >You just found the holy grail
  301. 301.
    >Amethyst will be yours
  302. 302.
    >It is unavoidable
  303. 303.
     
  304. 304.
    >Tomorrow comes too slow
  305. 305.
    >But it finally comes
  306. 306.
    >You are ready
  307. 307.
    >You are the boss
  308. 308.
    >You are alpha
  309. 309.
    >Here you go
  310. 310.
    >The door flies open as you walk in, strutting your stuff for all it's worth
  311. 311.
    >The eyes of the entire class are upon you
  312. 312.
    >Including those of Amethyst
  313. 313.
    >You lock her in a fierce gaze
  314. 314.
    >Your eyes tell her everything
  315. 315.
    >She is yours
  316. 316.
    >And there's not squatfuck she can do about it
  317. 317.
    >You begin your walk towards her, with that sexy Han Solo half-smile
  318. 318.
    >She just stares back at you
  319. 319.
    >She seems stunned
  320. 320.
    >Not surprising
  321. 321.
    >You're a whole lotta stallion
  322. 322.
    >Technically a colt still, but whatever
  323. 323.
    >This is it
  324. 324.
    >It's time to deliver the hookline
  325. 325.
    >There's no escape
  326. 326.
    "Hey baby, have you seen any-"
  327. 327.
    *Thwump*
  328. 328.
    >Ow
  329. 329.
    >Damned pony legs
  330. 330.
     
  331. 331.
    >Mrs. Black looks up from her trashy magazine with a bored expression
  332. 332.
    >"Are you alright Ace? Didn't hurt yourself did you?"
  333. 333.
    >Only your pride
  334. 334.
    >Stand back up
  335. 335.
    >Try again
  336. 336.
    "Hey ba-"
  337. 337.
    >"Is that a fedora he's wearing? What a loser! He's trying to hit on you with a fedora!"
  338. 338.
    >Blitz you retard
  339. 339.
    >Fedoras are cool
  340. 340.
    >You turn back to Amethyst
  341. 341.
    >Only to see she's laughing hysterically
  342. 342.
    >The rest of the class is as well
  343. 343.
    >Your heart sinks
  344. 344.
    >Then it gets eaten by a sea monster
  345. 345.
    >Which then explodes
  346. 346.
    >You turn to Mrs. Black, looking for help
  347. 347.
    >She's trying to suppress laughing as we-
  348. 348.
    >Nope
  349. 349.
    >There she goes
  350. 350.
    >"And I thought I was terrible at romance!"
  351. 351.
    >Oh...
  352. 352.
    >That's it
  353. 353.
    >You can die now
  354. 354.
    >Just spray the cologne in your mouth until the poison kills you
  355. 355.
    >"Haha! Look at his cutie-mark!"
  356. 356.
    >You pause
  357. 357.
    >What?
  358. 358.
    >What did you possibly do that...
  359. 359.
    >It's a plate
  360. 360.
    >A plate full of spaghetti
  361. 361.
    >This...
  362. 362.
    >Didn't just happen
  363. 363.
    >But it did
  364. 364.
     
  365. 365.
    >"Does your breakfast platter come with eggs? I don't see them on the menu."
  366. 366.
    >You look at the mare disdainfully
  367. 367.
    "Miss, this is a family-friendly dining establishment. Not a drughouse. If you need your fix, you'll have to get it elsewhere."
  368. 368.
    >"But... I just wanted..."
  369. 369.
    >The mare looks at you with the most confused face before getting up and leaving
  370. 370.
    >You just can't escape the druggies
  371. 371.
    >Even in Equestria
  372. 372.
    >She left her newspaper
  373. 373.
    >You give the front page a glance
  374. 374.
    >*Blitz Krieg up for sportspony of the year. Set to break the record for-*
  375. 375.
    >Damn it Blitz
  376. 376.
    >That muscle-headed jerk had gone on to be a professional sports star
  377. 377.
    >Money, mares, he had it all
  378. 378.
    >You on the other hand...
  379. 379.
    >You had decided to roll with the whole spaghetti thing
  380. 380.
    >Cutie-mark destiny and all that crap
  381. 381.
    >Your parents were very supportive of you and your "talent" as they thought it was
  382. 382.
    >Dad even talked to one his buddies in town and helped you buy one of the buildings that had been abandoned
  383. 383.
    >In time, and after some major renovation, it became a restaurant
  384. 384.
    >Your restaurant
  385. 385.
    >According to the sign on the front, it was known as "Ace's Place"
  386. 386.
    >With a fedora over the A
  387. 387.
    >It was a fedora got your cutie-mark
  388. 388.
    >You know fedoras are cool, and you won't give up until everypony else knows it as well
  389. 389.
     
  390. 390.
    >The establishment is doing alright
  391. 391.
    >But you live in a small town
  392. 392.
    >A very small town
  393. 393.
    >And not many ponies care for a fine dining experience
  394. 394.
    >Damned Hillbillies
  395. 395.
    >Or would it be hillfillies?
  396. 396.
    >Whatever
  397. 397.
    >Better take care of that new customer
  398. 398.
    >Hope this one isn't looking for gateway drugs too
  399. 399.
    "Hello miss, how many will you be dining with tonight?"
  400. 400.
    >"Just the one, Ace."
  401. 401.
    "Alright miss, if you'll come right thi-"
  402. 402.
    "Wait. How did you know I'm..."
  403. 403.
    "I'm sorry, I... what was your name?"
  404. 404.
    >"I go by Eclipse."
  405. 405.
    "E-E-Eclipse..?"
  406. 406.
    >Eclipse?
  407. 407.
    >ECLIPSE???
  408. 408.
    >The famous singer from Applewood?
  409. 409.
    >The one that did all the music for those movies Shining Amethyst was in?
  410. 410.
    >You really shouldn't be watching those just to see her
  411. 411.
    >But why would anypony like her come to a place like yours? In a town like this?
  412. 412.
    >Well... at least revenue will increase when word of her eating here got out
  413. 413.
    >But... how does she know you?
  414. 414.
    >And...
  415. 415.
    >"Yes, but..."
  416. 416.
    >But?
  417. 417.
    >"My... actual name is Midnight Siren."
  418. 418.
    >Midnight Siren?
  419. 419.
    >Didn't you know a...
  420. 420.
    >"I believe we were friends... back in school."
  421. 421.
    >What
  422. 422.
    >But
  423. 423.
    >Huh
  424. 424.
    "You... You mean the nerdy filly that I was always paired with in projects?"
  425. 425.
    >"Yes. Because I always told the teachers we wanted to work together."
  426. 426.
    "You did..? But... why?"
  427. 427.
    >"Because... I always had a sort of... crush... on you..."
  428. 428.
    "Oh, well... wait, what?"
  429. 429.
    >"I always thought you were cute. The dorky, country unicorn that was always trying to be cool."
  430. 430.
    >Dorky? "Trying" to be cool?
  431. 431.
    >The young miss has insulted thine honor
  432. 432.
    "Hey, I was cool!"
  433. 433.
    >"Of course you were. At least... to me."
  434. 434.
    >She gives you a look
  435. 435.
    >The kind of look that... Well, you don't really know
  436. 436.
    >A female has never given you that look
  437. 437.
     
  438. 438.
    >Maybe she just...
  439. 439.
    >"I came here for... more than just food."
  440. 440.
    "You're visiting your family as well?"
  441. 441.
    >"I actually came to visit a friend."
  442. 442.
    >She isn't talking about you is she?
  443. 443.
    >So what if she had a crush on you in were you were kids
  444. 444.
    >She's rich and famous now
  445. 445.
    >Why would she come all the way here to-
  446. 446.
    >"A friend that owns a restaurant."
  447. 447.
    >There are other restaurants in town
  448. 448.
    >It could be any of-
  449. 449.
    >Oh just fuck it
  450. 450.
    "Are you referring to me?"
  451. 451.
    >She leans in close with that same look in her eyes
  452. 452.
    >"I don't know cutey. Am I?"
  453. 453.
    >What
  454. 454.
    "Excuse me for a second."
  455. 455.
    >"Oh, well, what for?"
  456. 456.
    "I just need to check something real quick."
  457. 457.
    >*THWACK*
  458. 458.
    >OW
  459. 459.
    "OW!"
  460. 460.
    >But seriously, ow
  461. 461.
    "Yep. Not dreaming."
  462. 462.
    >"Ummm... anyway... would you possibly like to... go out tonight? If you aren't too busy that is."
  463. 463.
    "I don't know... I have to run this place and..."
  464. 464.
    >You look back at the restaurant
  465. 465.
    >Not a customer in sight
  466. 466.
    "And I would love to."
  467. 467.
     
  468. 468.
    >You remember that night fondly
  469. 469.
    >You made some bad jokes
  470. 470.
    >She pretended they were funny and laughed
  471. 471.
    >Or maybe she really was laughing
  472. 472.
    >At how bad your jokes were
  473. 473.
    >But she always made you feel... "cool"
  474. 474.
    >But maybe that's just because you were with her
  475. 475.
    >She has that... She's just...
  476. 476.
    >Well what you're trying to say is...
  477. 477.
    "I do."
  478. 478.
    >"And do you, Midnight Siren, take Ace to be your lawfully wedded husband, until death do you part?"
  479. 479.
    >"I do."
  480. 480.
    >"Then by the power invested in me, I declare pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss-"
  481. 481.
    >You don't let him finish before embracing Midnight into a long passionate kiss
  482. 482.
    >You've seen enough weddings to know how this works
  483. 483.
    >You look into her eyes
  484. 484.
    "What now?"
  485. 485.
    >"Well first..."
  486. 486.
    >She knocks your fedora off
  487. 487.
    "Hey!"
  488. 488.
    >"Fedoras aren't cool."
  489. 489.
    "What? Fedoras are awe-"
  490. 490.
    >She shuts you up with another kiss
  491. 491.
    >"And now... comes the fun part"
  492. 492.
    "Oh..."
  493. 493.
    >Yes
  494. 494.
    >Oh
  495. 495.
    >You can give up fedoras for "oh"
  496. 496.
     
  497. 497.
    >Midnight was the best thing to ever happen in your life
  498. 498.
    >Being married to her was great for business
  499. 499.
    >But when she requested a stage be built in the restaurant for her to perform?
  500. 500.
    >That's when business exploded
  501. 501.
    >No, literally
  502. 502.
    >Those maximum occupancy limit signs?
  503. 503.
    >They don't post those just to fuck around
  504. 504.
    >It later became known as the Marelow Massacre
  505. 505.
    >After that, you bought a much bigger and nicer building
  506. 506.
    >With help from Midnight of course
  507. 507.
    >So you couldn't deny her when she insisted on designing the new restuarant sign herself
  508. 508.
    >'Midnight Aces'
  509. 509.
    >Catchy
  510. 510.
    >It could've used a fedora though
  511. 511.
    >She just rolled her eyes and walked off when you mentioned it
  512. 512.
    >Whatever
  513. 513.
    >Business was great
  514. 514.
    >No more scraping by
  515. 515.
    >You bought your parents someplace nice so they could retire
  516. 516.
    >A place nearby of course
  517. 517.
    >Somepony had to foalsit for you
  518. 518.
    >You and Midnight needed time for yourselves every now and again
  519. 519.
    >Which ironically enough led to more children
  520. 520.
    >Ponies never got around to inventing contraceptives
  521. 521.
    >Oh well
  522. 522.
    >Plenty of ponies to carry on your legacy
  523. 523.
    >Or Midnight's
  524. 524.
    >Whatever though
  525. 525.
    >You had succeeded at happiness in life
  526. 526.
    >What more could anypony ask for?

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