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The Puzzle Virgin

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Created: 2026-04-23 20:22:30
Expiry: Never
song lyrics/puzzle/ bump songs

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    hiding in my hoodie
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    I wait for the hours
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    when
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    There's not as many of you online
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    I like working on pony puzzles
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    but I'm just so bad at them
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    I can't stand being
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    outshined
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    I go to the latest link
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    it's a puzzle of my waifu
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    I'd have to touch her
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    pieces
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    I can't solve this puzzle
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    so I'll just leave for the next one
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    before my anxiety
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    increases
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    [chorus]
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    [verse]
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    I've been holding onto a piece
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    searching for its match
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    when it's
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    double clicked out of my grasp
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    this keeps happening to me
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    I take so long to place them
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    that anons are impatient with me
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    repeatedly
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    I'm such a bad teammate
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    I just wanted to help
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    I wanted to message
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    saying I'm sorry
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    but I know no one cares
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    about how I felt
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    I delete it before it's even sent
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    I just can't help it
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    no one needs to hear
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    from the weird jiggie misfit
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    [chorus]
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    [bridge]
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    I'm totally paralyzed
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    the others are now going too fast
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    not that it matters
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    my score's already at dead last
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    I wanted to help solve this pony puzzle
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    but I don't know which piece to select
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    I don't wanna get in the way
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    so I'll just disconnect!
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    [chorus]
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    why am I like this?
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    I'm just a
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    puzzle virgin!

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